The Crack Spider

Submitted by: boredactor 10 years ago in Funny
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He popped a cap in the caffeine spider.
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Male 1,403
haha.
i didnt realize that it was a joke until the pot spider.
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Female 1,412
i took it seriously until the thc spider made a hammock and watched the caffeine spider. lol
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Female 307
Tehe
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Male 36
i wonder where to find more of these.
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Male 123
"Jesus, spiders on drugs, what will they think of next?"
Insects on drugs.
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Male 123
ROFL
I hope I don`t get shot by the crack spider...it might itch.
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Female 263
Thats so funny I love it
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Female 961
hahahahaha omfg.
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Male 157
Crack Spider`s bitch! LMFAO!!!
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Male 6
that was so funny
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Female 488
lol @ the pothead spider =)
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Male 543
awesome. thought it was real. :/
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Female 348
i also thought it was a real nature documentary
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Female 348
LOL funny
i hate spiders
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Female 198
lol coulda fooled me
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Male 1,583
i thought that was real for a sec. Thats hilarious. The crack spider`s bitch. lol.
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Female 493
eww spiders, eww yuck.
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Male 528
Jesus, spiders on drugs, what will they think of next?
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Female 63
Haha. I thought it was real like everyone else until it got to the restraining order part. Pretty funny.
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Female 416
Still FUNNY!!
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Female 10
This was one of the funniest video i had ever seen.
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Female 303
*Many spiders where poked in the making of this funny* lol 0:-)
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Female 280
lmao yeah me too ^^
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Female 9
believed it right up until the hammock.
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Male 2,958
-I thought this was I Am Bored, not EBaum`s World. Looks like there are some kiddies, who didn`t take their hourly dose of sugar, that had to take their spoiled anger and flame someone, a complete stranger no less, on a decent site. Man up and laugh once in a while, brat.-

It looked more like you said something that *could* have offended someone, then when someone else joked about it you fired back at them. I don`t see how I was particularly out of line.

Especially because I still have the e-scuse of "I was being sarcastic" in my arsenal.

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Female 416
ha ha ha ha ha! the caffen spider was funny!
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Female 878
<3 That was great.
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Female 713
Wow i took that seriously at first...that was fun!
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Male 98
I thought this was I Am Bored, not EBaum`s World. Looks like there are some kiddies, who didn`t take their hourly dose of sugar, that had to take their spoiled anger and flame someone, a complete stranger no less, on a decent site. Man up and laugh once in a while, brat.
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Male 2,958
Take the stick out of your ass and go play fetch, sword.
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Female 144
AHAHA I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL AT FIRST!
That was awesome.
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Male 98
Jealous because I don`t have drugs to use however I want? Jealous because I don`t want to make videos and post them on the web? Right, obviously someone can`t take a Wizard of Oz joke. Oh, and that "cough - insert name - cough" crap ended along with Carrot Top`s carrer.
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Male 4,246
Sounds like somebody`s jealous.
*cough cough Swordking cough cough*
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Male 98
Who has enough time on their hands to make weird videos? Canadians.
Who has the nerve to give drugs to insects? Canadians.
What do they got that we ain`t got?! French people.
That`s why they fail at life.
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Male 26
did they forget to post new link last night???
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Male 302
Added to favorites.
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Male 250
this video should be #1 for the top videos of 2007 when it comes out! who agrees?
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Female 319
LMAO... the alcohol spider leads a good life? SHH!!! DON`T LET THE MEN HEAR!!
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Female 289
Do you think the alcohol spider`s mate ended up getting a welfare check for all the little buggers?
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Female 460
I saw this before a long time ago. at first, i thought it was real.
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Female 123
I liked it. Great fun1
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Female 83
i didnt know spiders drove cars or had guns.. very funny .. even though spiders kinda creep me out.. but it was freakin` nuts !!!
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Male 4
I liked the spider on weed at first lol
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Male 146
Hahaa!! lol that was soo weird, seemed like an educational vid at first, and it was!! hoooray
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Male 1,425
hahahaha.....omg that was the best. Thank you boredactor for making me laugh.
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Male 1,521
Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Funny as hell!
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Male 126
Ha ha, I was actually excited about hearing the results of the experiment. Nice twist, though.
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Male 8
I don`t know if anyone else noticed, but after the video in small white type it says, "First Church of Christ."
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Male 602
That would be awesome. A spider making hammocks! or is it hammock-making spider?
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Male 738
Please sir may we have some more?
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Female 670
:) I like the THC spider. It made a hammock. Good spider.
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Female 133
I thought that was real at first, too. It actually made a little sense up until the restraining order part.
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Male 4,393
:P cool i like the car...
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Female 1,407
Even spiders can be funny, who would`ve thought? :-p
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Male 1,289
hahahahahaaaa!!! thats great!!!!
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Male 64
It was really good.. until the restraining order...
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Female 40
That was seriously one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
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Male 448
Hhahauahahahahahahha. That was drating hilarious.
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Female 173
my mouth was gaping open by the end of it. i was in complete shock. then the laughter came, and it rang throughout the house. that was hucking filarious.
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Male 2,781
HAHAHAHAH BUILDING WEBS IS FOR SUCKAZ! POPPED A CAP LMMFAO
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Female 112
"and ended up in the crack web as the crack spiders b*tch"

i was dead by the time they said this.

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Female 1,398
for the first two or so I thought it was real, because theyn do do studies and give spiders drugs, but then it just got hilarious.
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Male 238
AHAHAHA I saw this yesterday on gprime but its still awsome
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Female 444
i thought it was real at first i thought the whole car thing was a joke and i still thougt it was real. I figurd it wasn`t when it said "The spider poped a cap in his @$$"
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Female 655
hehe pretty rad =]
i give it a 4.0!
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Female 82
hahaha! that was funny! when they showed the caffeine spider, i was cracking up. i thought it was real, too....
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Male 38
I thought it was real until the restraining order thing... :-P
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Male 379
Yeah it does look real at first then its just flat out funny
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Female 963
I saw this a few weeks ago, but I still find this amusing :-P
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Male 870
[quote]On 2/1/2007 10:42:20 AM kaybublz wrote: anyone else notice that this was made by some church group. lol thats great[/quote]Yeah, almost as great as the crack spider driving a car.
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Male 168
why is it that every video here comes from break.com a few days later?
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Male 870
I didn`t find it so funny, actually, but I have to admit the presentation was perfect: At first it looks like a real documentary. When it got to the caffeine spider, I was just beginning to wonder. By the time it gets to the marijuana spider, I`m about 50/50 whether it was fake or not. Trying to figure out what`s what--and just then, it goes over the deep end.
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Female 152
Haha, I thought that was real up until the restraining order.
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Female 354
These videos that seem real in the beginning must end eventually.
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Male 1,420
wtf, i suggested this like a week ago and they denied it.
"^because it`s hard to look away from a trainwreck."
yes, but people dont complain about traiwrecks, they eather cheer out of entertainment or feel sorry for the passengers.

"It `twas posted before, though the original site is dead now."
did you even WATCH the video? it wasnt an acctual science video. the onther one was. this is different entirely. even if it was the same, youre just in it for the post count, so dont bother.

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Male 16
Yep, we can all learn a few things from spiders on drugs.
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Male 73
crack spiders bitch! roflmao!
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Male 260
Surprised R-U-Kidding hasn`t said that yet...
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Male 260
lol, up until the restraining order, I thought it was real.

W00T CANADA!

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Male 1,003
Wow. I REALLY thought this was real at first until they showed the restraining order. HAHAH!
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Male 572
i thought it was real but it was good
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Female 422
Who knows, maybe it is real and we just don`t see it because they are spiders from some clandestine forest.
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Male 1,386
hahaha, even though i hate spiders, i thought it was hilarious
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Male 319
Funny stuff! Actually had me going for the first few minutes, up until the TCH spider with the hammock.
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Male 536
It `twas posted before, though the original site is dead now.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/forums.asp?pag...

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Male 210
Repost
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Male 732
I was surprised when I realized it was a joke because the first parts were based on facts, I`ve seen it on TV earlier.
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Male 223
BVE....Hehehe...Awesome...
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Male 1,364
hahaha i also thought it was real at first
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Female 34
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa! I love it! like most ppl here, i thot it was real too. i slapped myself silly when i figured out it wasn`t. :-P
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Female 560
haha the crack spiders bitch
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Male 239
I thought this was serious at first....F*ck was I wrong!
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Female 718
haha crazk spiders bitch. amazing
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Female 94
hehe, silly canadians...
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Female 2,220
hahahahaahhahahaaha
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Female 83
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa freakin awesome!
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Female 395
thats great!!!
i like the caffeine spider, reminds me of myself
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Male 189
old but funny, my mate watched this and said to me, is that real...lmfao!
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Male 1,496
Awesome video, I thought it was real until the hammock came along.
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Male 988
lofl!!
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Female 1,071
Lmao brilliant! xD 4 definatley
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Female 1,403
I hate spiders too, but that was hilarious!
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Male 317
AWESOME
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Male 2,958
You people that bitch about the content here piss me off. IAB has never been some site that has the newest dumbass videos on the web. The sites that have those either make the videos themselves or pay people for fresh submissions. IAB is just a place to go to when you`re bored and need to kill some time. As long as you UNDERSTAND how this site works and something isn`t posted 3 times in a month, there shouldn`t be much to complain about.
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Female 340
anyone else notice that this was made by some church group. lol thats great
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Female 1,065
The crack spider rules all!!
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Male 45
Yeah, it was on Fark about a month ago. Still funny, but not that new.
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Male 312
^because it`s hard to look away from a trainwreck.
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Male 1,461
[quote]On 2/1/2007 8:52:21 AM fleafly wrote: OLD.. this site gets crappier and crappier.[/quote]
Then why do you keep coming back?
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Female 873
argh! saw 2seconds and cudnt watch it spiders ergh *shivers*
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Male 943
seen it...
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Male 268
OLD.. this site gets crappier and crappier.
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Female 407
HAHA...seriously funny poo. Man, I actually thought it was real, it sounded so professional...till the music and the Crack Spider really kicked in. "For more information on the crack spider`s bitch.." haha roflmao!!
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Female 1,025
ughesngidagn aewwww i cant watch. yuckkk i hate spiders. :(
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Female 339
Can you imagine some giant hand coming at you rubbing crack/lsd/marijuana on to your tummy with a gigantic cotton wool bud...

If only it were that easy!

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Female 110
My friend showed me this a while ago..I love it. :-)
My favorite is the cocaine spider. Haha.
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Male 1,461
Drunken Spiderman:


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Male 591
the tone of voice makes this perfect..

poor marijuana spider, it became the bitch :(

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Male 4,246
That`s some shameless self-promotion you got there, itsdice. :-P
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Female 289
AAHHA very funny. I thought it was a real experiment, up until the restraining order...
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Male 2,513
Crack spider sayz - `Building a web is for suckaz.`
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Male 1,354
unfunny. predictable.
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Male 182
This was so funny i ve seen this study before that s what i thought it was . It was a real study


Spiders on Drugs

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Male 1,647

That was awesome. The caffeine spider cracked me up! ((I bleed caffeine..)) ..and the story.. just...

rotflmao.

I don`t know, I got a serious kick out of hearing Mr. Educational Voice say b!.tch, too..

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Female 1,228
that was funny as!
thought it was real, kinda think it still is.
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Male 716
Thought `twas real at first :) The hammock kinda gave it away though :D
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Male 4,246
:-D :-D :-D :-D
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
BEST! VIDEO! EVER!!!
I was practically raised watching "Hinterland Who`s Who," WHY did I not think to make a parody of it?!?!?
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Male 1,385
repost but still funny
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Female 415
holy good great god! great
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Female 694
Haha! Spiders + Comedy = The greatest thing ever. For me.
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Female 28
hilarious once they got to the hammock i couldn`t stop laughing
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Male 234
Oh my god. This made my day...
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Female 344
What an adorable! The crack spider is on the wheel!?
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Female 395
Man, I love that THC spider...If I was that spider, I`d totally build me a lil hammock and watch the caffeine spider go crazy, and probably the alcohol spider mating...spider porn...
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Male 167
4.0
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Female 458
Haha thought it was real at first
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Female 1,172
I thought this was already one here caus I saw it a while ago. I guess I saw it somewhere else? O_o Still hilarious though. :P
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Male 82
I saw this a few weeks ago on another website and its still just as funny as when I first saw it. The crack spider is a pimp.
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Male 8
i thought it was real at first....?
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Male 9
holy great
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Male 779
That gave me shivers. I hate spiders.
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Male 6
Link: The Crack Spider [Rate Link] - He popped a cap in the caffeine spider.
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