The Best Place To Hide Money

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago
http://www.pfadvice.com/2007/02/05/the-best-place-to-hide-money-conversation-with-a-burglar/

According to this former burglar, you should leave some out.
There are 44 comments:
Female 648
TRUST ME, you will NOT be finding money in ANY of the places in my house that I hide them.
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Female 920
uh- huh...
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Female 215
I use credit and debit cards; I don`t even have cash in my purse, so I certainly don`t have any hidden in my home. There`s some spare change in my son`s piggy bank and that`s all.

And as one said a bit higher up... Who wants to follow a crook`s advice? Lock the damn door and get an alarm system. And if you get home insurance, who cares if they`ll break everything looking for money? My home insurance includes damages they would make to furniture and items in my home, I`m not going to give them money so they spare my old sofa.

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Female 1,172
What if you have no money :(
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Male 122
stick your money in a book. burglars rarely care about your fiction collection.
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Female 368
like I have any money to be lying around the house or even to hide!!! I got bills to pay, that`s where my money goes!! Those are the thieves!!
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Male 22
"Not in North America, man. At least, not that I know of.
As far as I know, murder is murder, whoever and wherever it is."

Actually, in Colorado we have a law which basically says that if anyone has entered your property with what you feel is an intention to put you in danger you will not get in trouble with the law if you were to harm him or kill him in an attempt to save yourself. It`s called the "Make My Day Law."

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Female 302
Try to type Russian ^^ Or French, Or any other language that ARE MY native language...

For 2-3 years of learning english, i can still do a PRETTY good damn job...

Do i FREAKING NEED TO PUT A DISCLAIMER FOR ALL THE TEXTS I WRITE ON FORUMS?

Actually thats a good idea ^^ so DOUCHE will know that i learned english less than 3 years ago...

So now all of those who complained, just think before you freaking make a comments -_-;

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Male 53
If you put be ware of my crazy death trap sign on your door, i doubt you will be arrested. as what burglar would be stupid enough to enter the house if they saw a sign like that.

another things that would help is get a security system and put the security sign on your lawn. because if a burglar sees that he will just rob your next door neighbor that doesnt have a security system since he would be easier to steal from.

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Male 191
what if he wasnt attacking you? just taking your things
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Male 15
Well as far as I know as long as it isn`t overdone (like you pumped him full of bullets) you wouldn`t get arrested because it would be self defense.
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Female 35
"Once a person enters your house; is not a family member, you did not invite them, basically a burglar, then you have all the power to do "whatever" you want to them. Such as kill them."

Not in North America, man. At least, not that I know of.
As far as I know, murder is murder, whoever and wherever it is.

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Female 228
interesting only i aint got no money 2 hide. xD
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Male 238
then you`ll get arrested for manslaughter, I guess.
still, good things to know

hmm I thought you meant getting arrested for making a guy laugh ... I need to do better at spelling

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Male 308
Who would bild a trap of death in their own home? -_-;

Anyways. Yah pretty neat I guess? I would be kinda scared to interview the guy myself...

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Female 174
lol haru yeah you`re right, sos didnt see ur post before I posted :)
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Female 174
Its called an alarm, it`s not rocket science...
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Female 1,065
Or you can just get an alarm system and you don`t even have to read this..
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Male 556
uh ok yea ask and ex burgler "umm i was wondering wheres the best place to hide my money and expensive jewelry" "oh just leave it out, that way we`ll think thats all the money there is and leave." mmhmmm you guys can take a crooks advice if you want to...
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Male 135
what if you build traps of death and turn them on at night so that when the burglar does come, they die slowly and painfully?
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then you`ll get arrested for manslaughter, I guess.
still, good things to know

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Once a person enters your house; is not a family member, you did not invite them, basically a burglar, then you have all the power to do "whatever" you want to them. Such as kill them.

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Male 144
"too bad you still type like a three year old..."
to bad your a mean catty bitch with nothing better to do then poo on others
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Male 285
so am I too assume that if a burglar finds 100 dollars on my dresser then he will just pick it up and leave?

And if I don`t want a burglar stealing 100 dollars from me...?

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Male 89
Wanna know a funny story? there one:

My mom and I use to go and buy "old stuff" in garage sell. There was a nice little bench, all cute, made of wood. I was still pretty young (yeah i once was -_-; ) maybe 10 or 11, and mom gave me money so I brought. I used it in my room until I turn into a teenager and that "dated stuff" went to my little brother room (he is way younger than me)

Then one day, years later, he was "doing the monkey" (aka jumping up and down everything and being a hyperactive kid ) then he jumped on the bench, which broke, to discover approx. 1200$ in one of the leg (which was empty)in old money.

Mom and I stared at each other. The money went to me, since it was me who brought it with my little 10$ when i was 11... To go in my "education found" (of course i wasnt agree)

Too bad you still type like a 3 year old...

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Male 10,115
You should leave it in your car, in that little storage thing between the front seats. A crook would never look there.
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Female 1,403
My dad leaves money out from time to time and we still got a lot of money taken from us, so yeah. Don`t do that...
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Male 731
i just rather keep it at the bank :/
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Male 632
Um.. Ok? So he`s basically telling us where we should hide our money so burglars will have an easier time finding it?
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Male 576
I am known all over North Dallas as "the guy with no money," so HA! I dont have to hide s#*t. ---And lolzhahahaha, you crack me up man.
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Male 1,092
Cuddle the money when you go to sleep lol
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Male 242
what if you build traps of death and turn them on at night so that when the burglar does come, they die slowly and painfully?
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then you`ll get arrested for manslaughter, I guess.

still, good things to know

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Female 1,398
what if you build traps of death and turn them on at night so that when the burglar does come, they die slowly and painfully?
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Female 7
The best way to keep your cash at home, if you are stupid enough to keep any there, is......don`t get robed!!!!!!!!!
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Male 209
people sentimental pieces of jewellery should be in the banks safe box...... You dont use them all the time so why have them in your house all the time.....
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Male 210
this is why you use a bank and get building and contents insurance.

Still won`t replace those irreplaceable pieces of sentimental jewellery though I guess.

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Male 18
i like hiding my money under money
no theif would look there
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Male 11
A better solution is to never leave the house, hide in a dark corner with a coal clamp and wait for that poor burglar to come, then beat his ass.
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Female 1,228
what if you live in a tent?
keep valuables in your bra?
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Male 591
well, now that everyone knows, they will still tear your house up trying to find the money :P
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Male 44
i thort it was funny :)
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Female 153
Hmm. I kind of though you meant a "ha ha" funny story.
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Female 302
Wanna know a funny story? there one:

My mom and I use to go and buy "old stuff" in garage sell. There was a nice little bench, all cute, made of wood. I was still pretty young (yeah i once was -_-; ) maybe 10 or 11, and mom gave me money so I brought. I used it in my room until I turn into a teenager and that "dated stuff" went to my little brother room (he is way younger than me)

Then one day, years later, he was "doing the monkey" (aka jumping up and down everything and being a hyperactive kid ) then he jumped on the bench, which broke, to discover approx. 1200$ in one of the leg (which was empty)in old money.

Mom and I stared at each other. The money went to me, since it was me who brought it with my little 10$ when i was 11... To go in my "education found" (of course i wasnt agree)

Be carefull when you hide cash arround, the safest place is STILL at the bank.

I was working in a olds folks home. You couldnt belive where they hid

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Male 236
Ummmmmmmm yeah try a safe
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Male 80
that is so silly...seems ridiculous
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Male 10,115
Link: The Best Place To Hide Money [Rate Link] - According to this former burglar, you should leave some out.
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