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Rating: 3.5
Category: Funny
Date: 02/22/07 02:30 AM

65 Responses to Press My Tummy

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 21, 2007 at 6:01 pm
    Link: Press My Tummy - I love you! Warning: adult language, NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of Brandnever
    Brandnever Male 18-29
    41 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 2:33 am
    anal sex, drating anal sheep goat
  3. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 2:34 am
    bahaha...send it to your gilfreinds guys....she`ll love it gurenteed.
  4. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 2:38 am
    Lol! Funny as
  5. Profile photo of 72tour
    72tour Male 13-17
    222 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 2:40 am
    I did not laugh. It could have been witty, but reduced itself to default humor.
  6. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 2:41 am
    wow. rudeness isnt funny. sorry. i just dont see the high rating factor.
  7. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 2:44 am
    LOL! I want to make this as a real toy.

    Where the hell is this from anyway? I swear I herd that in a movie or something.

  8. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 2:59 am
    hmmm
  9. Profile photo of neant
    neant Female 18-29
    103 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 3:05 am
    terrible.
    btw, i am one of those girlfriends. ;-)
  10. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 3:34 am
    "press my tummy, i love you."

    to me, that statement was funnier than the swearing.

  11. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 3:59 am
    I`m betting it`s from a Tarantino flick; Reservoir Dogs is my best guess, but I`m probably wrong. Whatever.

    This is cute, but sorta predictable.

  12. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 4:23 am
    lol.
    that was funny, and wrong.

    I suppose if you really hate someone that much, send them this.
    Is it just me, or did he sound a bit jewish?

  13. Profile photo of red_raven
    red_raven Male 18-29
    75 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 4:31 am
    LOL
  14. Profile photo of ch1ky
    ch1ky Female 13-17
    91 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 4:33 am
    thats so retarded. i wanted it to be like... actually funny.
  15. Profile photo of trebian
    trebian Male 18-29
    315 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 6:04 am
    Predictable and boring
  16. Profile photo of zincyams
    zincyams Male 13-17
    260 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 7:15 am
    Hmm, I don`t think it`s Reservoir Dogs, no one is that violent, Mr. Blue is pretty calm when he cuts the guy`s ear off.
  17. Profile photo of P-Chanmisao
    P-Chanmisao Female 18-29
    228 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 7:16 am
    I just want the cuddly bear.
  18. Profile photo of BPP4GLC
    BPP4GLC Male 18-29
    36 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 7:27 am
    That sounded like DeNiro to me, so I think it`s from Goodfellas, if I`m not mistaken.
    Now I have to go watch the movie again...
  19. Profile photo of MadeInUSSR
    MadeInUSSR Male 18-29
    251 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 7:32 am
    could be better...
  20. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 7:33 am
    predictable and not funny
  21. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 8:48 am
    boooo as in booooring
  22. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 9:59 am
    Is this from The Sopranos?
  23. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 10:09 am
    ... o wow
  24. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 10:11 am
    It`s from Analyze This, and it`s Robert Deniro.
  25. Profile photo of steph_jayne
    steph_jayne Female 18-29
    4 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 10:44 am
    That was funny
  26. Profile photo of steph_jayne
    steph_jayne Female 18-29
    4 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 10:46 am
    but I have just had a few drinks : )
  27. Profile photo of DeadlyDream
    DeadlyDream Female 13-17
    69 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 11:06 am
    that could have been so much better
  28. Profile photo of CoFBunny
    CoFBunny Female 18-29
    171 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 11:45 am
    I was wondering what made it NSFW
  29. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 11:56 am
    Boring.
  30. Profile photo of Dude_
    Dude_ Male 13-17
    143 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 11:58 am
    Wasn`t this from the prank call posted a few days ago where a Jewish daughter pretended to have an Italian boyfriend and they called the girl`s racist parents?
  31. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    yae rob
  32. Profile photo of b1te_me
    b1te_me Female 13-17
    158 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 12:43 pm
    Aww...how cute!!!

    ^_^

  33. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    that`s not funny...i actually would have preferred the i love you to that
  34. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    To the people that don`t find it Funny... This is why we find it funny:

    Its a Cute Fluffy cuddly bear

    Who wants to kill you.

  35. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 1:22 pm
    Dude I havent got balls...
  36. Profile photo of ClearTranqui
    ClearTranqui Male 18-29
    1 post
    February 22, 2007 at 1:22 pm
    It`s not Analyze this, It`s not Resevoir Dogs either.

    It IS Robert DeNiro, and it`s from either Casino, Goodfellas, or the Untouchables.

    I can`t remember only because I watched all 3 of them last week and it was my first time hearing that quote.

  37. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    Wow, that bear has issues. ~LOL~
  38. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    its from analyze this
  39. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 1:44 pm
    you could kinda tell it wasnt gonna say i love you, i thought it was either going to have a pop up or he would say something stupid
  40. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 2:02 pm
    Wow. Kinda scary :-/
  41. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 2:16 pm
    isn`t this rovert deniro, from a analize that movie?
  42. Profile photo of BPP4GLC
    BPP4GLC Male 18-29
    36 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    It IS from `Analyze This`, the scene where he was trying to talk on the phone to the guy who ordered the hit on him, right before he shoots the pillow.
  43. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    Yeah, its from Analyze This and its Robert Deniro. I sent this to my mom. >_< She has no balls. But its funny though.
  44. Profile photo of vancouverite
    vancouverite Female 18-29
    250 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    that sucked
  45. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    That sucked. It wasn`t because I didn`t get it Koala...
  46. Profile photo of erw88
    erw88 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 5:54 pm
    hahaha KoalaMeatPie having to spell it out. Good work.
    nonetheless it was kinda funny.
  47. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    retarded
  48. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    Lol i didnt expect that
  49. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 7:14 pm
    :-/
    Hes gunna cut my balls of and shove them up my ass....
    Good thing i don`t have balls =]
  50. Profile photo of TamponString
    TamponString Female 13-17
    99 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!one11!11eleven
    LYK OMGZORZ
    Yeah not very funny actually. Not even for a minuite.
    Just not funny.
  51. Profile photo of jake1248
    jake1248 Male 13-17
    100 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 8:21 pm
    I thought it was From Scarface. Then again, I`ve never seen Scarface...
  52. Profile photo of evlknt
    evlknt Male 18-29
    167 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    great valentine`s day gift-too bad it already over
  53. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    aw how cute
  54. Profile photo of LunarMoon
    LunarMoon Female 13-17
    217 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 9:37 pm
    This doesn`t deserve a rating past 0.01.
  55. Profile photo of Puzzle23
    Puzzle23 Female 18-29
    210 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 9:51 pm
    On 2/22/2007 8:21:52 PM jake1248 wrote: I thought it was From Scarface. Then again, I`ve never seen Scarface...
    DeNiro isn`t in Scarface.

    Analyze This.

  56. Profile photo of brittany555
    brittany555 Female 13-17
    44 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 10:03 pm
    lol i knew it was going to be somthing like that...
  57. Profile photo of 007010
    007010 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    February 23, 2007 at 6:54 am
    ... emm well..... oooook then
  58. Profile photo of person1993
    person1993 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    February 23, 2007 at 7:35 am
    the adult language warning ruined it :-(
  59. Profile photo of niccole
    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    February 23, 2007 at 11:08 am
    Wow. That wasn`t funny in the least.
    I swear a lot and I just thought that tirade was unnecessary if anything.

    Boo, thumbs down. :-|

  60. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    February 23, 2007 at 6:52 pm
    I thought it was funny as hell.
  61. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    February 24, 2007 at 1:58 am
    =O
    bad teddy bear! BAD!
  62. Profile photo of Maria17b
    Maria17b Female 13-17
    4 posts
    February 26, 2007 at 12:52 pm
    I feel the teddy bear`s pain.. I really hate it when people poke my tummy -.- those guilty animals
  63. Profile photo of kic90army
    kic90army Female 13-17
    207 posts
    February 26, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    .....its not very cute.....
  64. Profile photo of BABYWENDY
    BABYWENDY Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 5:57 am
    i laughed my ass off.
  65. Profile photo of Wierdo484
    Wierdo484 Female 13-17
    98 posts
    July 11, 2007 at 8:52 pm
    If that was a real toy I`d give it to my little sister. THAT`S PAYBACK YOU EVIL DEMON OF A TEN YEAR OLD!!

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