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Date: 02/09/07 02:36 AM

57 Responses to Perfect Dating

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 1:27 am
    Link: Perfect Dating - It`s your lucky day, ladies. Bobby`s back on the market!
  2. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 2:41 am
    something tells me this guy is autistic. He sounds like the Rain Man.
  3. Profile photo of volcombaby
    volcombaby Female 18-29
    38 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 2:44 am
    lol that can`t be real.
  4. Profile photo of AlienExpress
    AlienExpress Male 18-29
    119 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 2:48 am
    your right its not real its photoshopped i can tell from the pixels...
  5. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 2:59 am
    I know a ton of chicks who deserve a guy just like that.
  6. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 3:07 am
    I`m tellin ya he`s autistic. I know it when I see it.
  7. Profile photo of rawr_noozle
    rawr_noozle Female 18-29
    211 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 3:08 am
    I definitely know people like this.
  8. Profile photo of Schmaltzia
    Schmaltzia Male 18-29
    9 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 3:21 am
    He`s actually not autistic. He`s an actor, working a comedy sketch.

    But close guess though.

  9. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 3:24 am
    "knock-knock-who`s-there-trick-or-treat-sex"

    Dang. With guys like THIS out there, no wonder I`m having so much trouble.

  10. Profile photo of thebob19
    thebob19 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 3:27 am
    umm yea ok..
  11. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 3:27 am
    Uh... I can`t believe there`s anyone out there who thinks this is real!
  12. Profile photo of kaybublz
    kaybublz Female 18-29
    340 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 3:39 am
    i don`t know what you guys are talking about, that dude was hott! knock knoc who`s ther trick or treat BOBBY! i know
  13. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 4:00 am
    BigBonny, who here thinks this is real? I sure as hell don`t.
  14. Profile photo of David_acord
    David_acord Male 18-29
    128 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 5:35 am
    this is bull.

    amusing though.

  15. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 5:37 am
    haha, he has to be an actor no guy could say all that without busting a gut laughing.
  16. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 5:40 am
    I like the peas one.

    And of course it is photoshopped in a way. They put a background behind him. I like to state the obvious also.

  17. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 5:43 am
    ha ha! i dont know wheather this is
    real or not, but its bloody funny!
  18. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 5:52 am
    lol
  19. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 6:38 am
    He may not be real, but it is an frighteningly accurate depiction. If it keeps up, I`m gonna be the crazy cat lady.

    |-(

  20. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 8:46 am
    I know...
  21. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 10:25 am
    -knock knock!

    -Who`s there?

    -Trickorthreatbiggybiggyboobies!

  22. Profile photo of woowoo22
    woowoo22 Female 30-39
    72 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 11:46 am
    So funny! "I`ll keep you in the bedroom so long they`ll put your face on the back of milk carton"
  23. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    That seems so frighteningly realistic....

    LOL @ "I`ll keep you in the bedroom so long they`ll put your face on the back of milk carton"

  24. Profile photo of backdraft123
    backdraft123 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    i agree with hagane...that was effin funny.
  25. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    oh, he just answered honestly, all men think that. or at least the big majority.
  26. Profile photo of tbid2
    tbid2 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    Is the name of this dating service "Lowered Expectations"?
  27. Profile photo of Sparkly
    Sparkly Female 30-39
    240 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 3:52 pm
    ha ha good one tbid2!
  28. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    haha so fake tho
  29. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    The pea brains part made me spit OJ outta my nose xD
  30. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    lol i liked it :D
  31. Profile photo of tryit0nce
    tryit0nce Female 18-29
    101 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    haha oh man... that was gold.
    knock knock who`s there? itty bitty boobies.
  32. Profile photo of tattoojunky
    tattoojunky Male 30-39
    35 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    Why do people always argue if something is real or not? Lighten up. Those are the type of people that are so anal that they start sending in letters whining about how a Super Bowl commercial hurt their feelings.
  33. Profile photo of PrKitty
    PrKitty Female 18-29
    370 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 6:10 pm
    that was great...
  34. Profile photo of blahbored
    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 6:19 pm
    HAHA woow amusing :P
  35. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    wow this madde me laugh....kinda
  36. Profile photo of SillyCilly
    SillyCilly Female 13-17
    173 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 6:42 pm
    -knock knock
    -who`s there?
    -SEX.

    lol! lol! that was sooo funny!!!!

  37. Profile photo of sleepinday
    sleepinday Female 13-17
    18 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 7:27 pm
    Hahaha...
  38. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 7:55 pm
    knock knock whos there trick or treat sex
  39. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 9:46 pm
    omfg i hate them "i know" people!
  40. Profile photo of merielle
    merielle Female 18-29
    64 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 11:56 pm
    i was seriously about to kill myself until i saw this and couldnt stop laughing! thanks, bobby! for saving my life! haha i was joking. but seriously, this was funny..
  41. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 12:44 am
    knock-knock whos there SEX

    I got NOTHIN on this guy. I may as well just go gay if this guys stealing all the ladies hearts.

  42. Profile photo of Acatinahat
    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 12:54 am
    Lmao that was greatttttt.

    Knock knock

    whos there

    PEAS

  43. Profile photo of Spriggan666
    Spriggan666 Male 18-29
    242 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 2:02 am
    He`s autistic, I know from seeing a lot of autistic people in my day. You can tell by the pixels.
  44. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 3:50 am
    it kept my attention.
  45. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 3:53 am
    My god. Is that what this world is calling comedy these days?
  46. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 5:23 am
    I couldn`t understand some of what he was sayin.
  47. Profile photo of harshkd
    harshkd Male 30-39
    122 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 9:01 am
    crap. i`ve met him, except his name was Donny, and he always said "i know" right before i would say *anything*.
  48. Profile photo of X-Potatoe
    X-Potatoe Male 13-17
    376 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    "He`s autistic, I know from seeing a lot of autistic people in my day. You can tell by the pixels."
    OMG THATS HILARIOUS HAHAHA GOOD JOB SPRIGGAN666
  49. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 3:30 pm
    Damn he had me until he started talking about peas.
  50. Profile photo of DragonCake
    DragonCake Female 13-17
    403 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 6:34 pm
    i took a big gulp of water and when he said the knock knoc trickortreat whos there sex thing, i spat it out.
  51. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 8:15 pm
    rofl
  52. Profile photo of loser7984
    loser7984 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 10:57 pm
    i want him.. jk lol im a guy(by the way i am straight ..)
  53. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    February 11, 2007 at 12:11 am
    it`ll be like "knock knock" "who`s there?" "peas"
  54. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    February 11, 2007 at 8:14 pm
    your right its not real its photoshopped i can tell from the pixels...
    ^^^
    f*ck you f*ck you right in the eye.
  55. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
    308 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    That was really funny.
    "Bobby..."
    "I know."
    "Ok Bobby, we`re done here."
  56. Profile photo of wyo
    wyo Male 18-29
    97 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    Perfect Dating "Lowering your standards"
  57. Profile photo of darkghost86
    darkghost86 Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 31, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    That`s the doorman from iCarly.

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