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Date: 02/06/07 02:25 AM

52 Responses to Knee in the Package

  1. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    February 5, 2007 at 11:35 pm
    Link: Knee in the Package - A friendly reminder from the government to pay your taxes.
  2. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 2:31 am
    Pffhahaha
  3. Profile photo of nerb
    nerb Female 18-29
    296 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 2:36 am
    Can anyone say ouch? XD I felt sorry for him in the lift doors...
  4. Profile photo of Starfish07
    Starfish07 Female 13-17
    29 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 3:20 am
    "knee in your package...knee in your package..." dang! now that song is stuck in my head
  5. Profile photo of Kateness777
    Kateness777 Female 18-29
    36 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 3:40 am
    Oh, good ol` Rick Mercer. XD
  6. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 3:59 am
    Knee in the package, go pay your taxes!
  7. Profile photo of neamo
    neamo Female 13-17
    34 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 4:01 am
    yay for high canadian taxes! they did a really great job with that song.
  8. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 4:13 am
    oh dear
  9. Profile photo of shardonnay
    shardonnay Female 18-29
    289 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 4:55 am
    I hope he had some sort of protection in there for his um..."package".
  10. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 5:44 am
    Ouch, that really sucks :S
  11. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 7:30 am
    lol ouch
  12. Profile photo of sarah_beth
    sarah_beth Female 13-17
    103 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 8:03 am
    ouch that has gotta hurt he tried to stop him at the end but it didnt work
  13. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 8:11 am
    hahaha. rich.
  14. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 8:41 am
    Catchy song.. I`m gonna sing this all day and knee my friends in their package. For fun, I`m not the government.
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    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 9:18 am
    That was so sad. I felt so bad for him. Still funny as hell though.
  16. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 10:19 am
    The IRS is worse.~
  17. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 11:01 am
    that was not very funny.... not funny at all acually. I mean, wtf? And so women can get away with not paying taxes in Canada? Acually, that would be pretty cool.
  18. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 11:10 am
    I`m so freakin hard core I attack the IRS`s knee with my package.
  19. Profile photo of 20logan06
    20logan06 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 11:18 am
    oh my fcuk do they really pay60% of there income for taxes??????
    wonder wot happens to the girls that dont pay der taxes)-|
  20. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    That is exactly why Canada is better than the US (and I`m from the States)!
  21. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 1:06 pm
    "oh my fcuk do they really pay60% of there income for taxes??????
    wonder wot happens to the girls that dont pay der taxes"
    no i think the knee in the package is the tax itself... so girls wouldnt really have to pay quite as much
  22. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 1:14 pm
    Bush and the Bush administration = America`s "Knee in the Package and Vagina"
  23. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    Lmao, "The best 60% of your income you`ll ever spend."
  24. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 1:26 pm
    A knee in the crotch does hurt girls. Not as much probably since we don`t have anything dangling there, but hey guys, we`re actually sensitive there.

    And yes it`s almost 60%, average... And I live in Quebec, where it`s even worse...

  25. Profile photo of maizcul
    maizcul Male 13-17
    73 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    Holy Crapola, Sux 2 Pay Tax In Canadia. Im going to make my own version of this at school. Just go round kneeing peoples packages and put it on youtube :D
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    Amet45 Male 13-17
    158 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    LOL WHO DOESNT LOVE CANADA???!!!!!
  27. Profile photo of homsar42
    homsar42 Female 13-17
    144 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 2:25 pm
    "Catchy song.. I`m gonna sing this all day and knee my friends in their package. For fun, I`m not the government."

    HAHA!

  28. Profile photo of dre5922
    dre5922 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    Its 29% for over 118 thousand a year by the way and only like 15 for 36 thousand
  29. Profile photo of CynicOnCall
    CynicOnCall Female 18-29
    20 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    And the moral of the story is: Always Wear a Cup.
    Go Canada! ;D
  30. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    w00t
  31. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    funneh!
  32. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    haha
  33. Profile photo of boredchick19
    boredchick19 Female 13-17
    228 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    lmao. kinda glad imma grl tho... xD
  34. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    Hahaha, this commercial rocks! And a catchy tune, too!
  35. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    ROFLMMFAO!!! OMFG MY GUT, O MAN I COULDN`T BREATHE!!!

  36. Profile photo of liniarc
    liniarc Male 18-29
    238 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    Im never going to canada...
  37. Profile photo of SillyCilly
    SillyCilly Female 13-17
    173 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    oy!
  38. Profile photo of dementor440
    dementor440 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 8:41 pm
    These are the typs of links

    0-2 (out of 10)i will destroy the person.

    2-5 i hate it

    5-7its prettry good

    7-9-Great!

    10-perfect.
    i belive that based on this scale, it gets a thirty two, for those who cant read letters, 32

  39. Profile photo of dementor440
    dementor440 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 8:48 pm
    that is about 3x worse then a knee in the package



    At least the guy will have at least 1 kid, kleast man, kleats in the nads

  40. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 8:52 pm
    Rick mercer is awesome!
  41. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 8:54 pm
    Naaaa we only pay %30 of our income, plus gst and all that other government scams
  42. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 9:13 pm
    Rick Mercer, not funny. I do appreciate that he`s giving Canada some air time on IAB.
  43. Profile photo of LunarLizard
    LunarLizard Female 18-29
    25 posts
    February 6, 2007 at 9:58 pm
    Haha...I liked the original commercial too, for CapitalOne MasterCard. I can`t seem to find it anywhere online tho. I did find this site...
    http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/capita...
  44. Profile photo of pelgy2
    pelgy2 Female 30-39
    1 post
    February 6, 2007 at 10:09 pm
    Check out some of Rick Mercer`s other videos at http://www.cbc.ca/mercerreport/.
    He`s my favourite comedian in the world.
    I think he`s kidding a bit about the 60%.
  45. Profile photo of Drones
    Drones Male 18-29
    68 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 12:17 am
    Ummm...was that suppose to be funny?

    60%?!?!?!? That`s insane

  46. Profile photo of Troz
    Troz Male 18-29
    4 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 12:39 am
    Ya, it isn`t quite as high as 60 I think it is around 50 but that is including every kind of tax.
    Also Rick Mercer rocks!
  47. Profile photo of 107249
    107249 Male 13-17
    210 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 3:26 pm
    I love it here in Canada, we have high taxes and milk bags.
  48. Profile photo of thestickman
    thestickman Male 18-29
    14 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 5:07 pm
    For ordinary people it should come out to 30-40% including income, goods and services, provincial sales, property and so on.

    It`s based on a Capital One commercial with the theme song "hands in my pocket".

    Not nearly as good as most of his stuff though.

  49. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    417 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    Funny but im no from kanada and im a girl.
  50. Profile photo of FlowrPowr10
    FlowrPowr10 Female 13-17
    172 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 12:31 am
    Oy gevalt! That looked painful. But lol, funny video. Speaking of comedians--have any of you people ever heard of Tom Lehrer? He`s awesome.
  51. Profile photo of dre5922
    dre5922 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 7:09 pm
    Rick Mercer is still one of my heroes. This and talking to Americans. Top of my list.
  52. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 3:28 am
    Dayum, son.

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