John Terry Getting Kicked In The Face

Submitted by: maliciousbiz 10 years ago in Sports

Nothing like a good swift kick in the face to start the day out right.
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Female 712
Owwww.
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Female 920
Cripes
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Female 1,492
I remember when I played soccer, a girl with braces got kicked in the face. Another got got kicked in the back of the head and his neck popped.
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Male 1,461
[quote]On 2/28/2007 2:33:03 AM iAMzach wrote: i thought that said JOHN KERRY. DAMN! sigh...i guess wishes dont come true...[/quote]


I did too. That did look pretty rough though.

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Male 2,781
HE GOT KNOCKED THE F`CK OUT!!! BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!

OTHER PLAYER DOES CORPSE DANCE ON TOP OF HIM

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Male 695
POW!!! Right in the kisser!
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Male 4,246
Not only kicked in the head...in the FACE.

"However there is a condition that is referred to as "Swallowing your tongue", so it`s up to you to habeeb it or not."

Habeeb it? Uh...what?

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Male 902
someone getting kicked in the head is always fair game on the intrawebs. you know this
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Female 1,395
hmm...so maybe hes not having surgery, but its still a stupid thing to make some cheap joke out of and not remotely entertaining. So. Shush.
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Female 1,395
Why have you even put that on here? the guys having brain surgery and its not even a visually impressive accident or remotely amusing. Youre an idiot.
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Male 173
Physically impossible to swallow your own tongue without having it severed.

However there is a condition that is referred to as "Swallowing your tongue", so it`s up to you to habeeb it or not.
His tongue covered his oesophagus, it`s easy to fix with simple first aid knowledge. He shouldn`t have been close to dying.

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Male 902
Watch soccer from overhead. It looks like mice chasing a piece of cheese with a mind of its own. Slow tennis with a tard sized ball. And homoerotic undertones.
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Female 1,398
DAMN! i thought that said jogn kerry too.
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Male 238
I hate USA we call it soccer here and people never understand me when I goto china
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Female 222
ouch i wonder if the player who kicked him feels any guilt at all or if the team rivalry sorta overruns that
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Male 701
i love the scottish accent! haha! damn...ouch...soccer(football for everyone non us)....sucks imo...but im not gunna state my opinion... all i have to say is "..."
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Male 756
As iAMzach said on the 1st page, too bad it wasn`t John Kerry... or his wife, H.J. Heinz-Kerry.
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Male 39
Swallowing your tongue isn`t impossible at all.
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Male 4,393
... o wow he got knocked out cold...
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Female 1,025
haha the talker guy

"john terry! ..as usual.."

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Male 779
Its a good thing it paused it for 10 seconds... I almost missed that...
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Male 25
Search for "swallow tongue" on Google - one of the links talks about first aid courses also claiming it an impossibility but then shows a video of someone doing it...


As for football and err, football, I love both sports just about equally - can`t wait for the NFL London game later this year, it`ll be the first time I`ve been to the new Wembley as well!

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Male 6
Okay I`m sorry but i`ve been in paramedics for a year now and THERE`s no possible way to swallow your tongue unless its chopped off ... its impossible
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Male 4,867
nice one infearno i support Man U but h8 Chelski. All the Americans won`t now that Peter Crouch is a footballer but he is!
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Male 4,867
Sprink 99 can i just say Arsenal suck. Man U rule
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Male 4,867
nice one infearno i support Man U but h8 Chelski. All the Americans won`t now that Peter Crouch is a footballer but he is!
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Female 354
Aw, poor guy. :( My comp froze at the exact moment the other guy`s foot made impact with his face.

I don`t care much about sports, particularly soccer ("football"), but I love those announcers` accents.

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Male 393
wtholyf...The only thing that is "seriously whack" is that boot in his face. Oh and i have a job thanks you pompous oaf, i`m the arsenal physio.
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Male 22
Wow, a soccer player went down and was actually hurt this time. I personally like soccer but one of the many reasons it`s not popular in the states is that every 2 mintues someone is feigning injury becasue they were brished up against.

but wrestling is real

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Female 1,065
Ouch... They guys accents made me giggle ^^
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Male 45
The people who say he deserved this are seriously whack. If you`re jealous he`s overpaid then TOO BAD. Just because your mum won`t buy you a new PS3 doesn`t mean you have to whine on IAB. For the adult whiners, I suggest you leave that public library computer and get A JOB.

I`m also surprised that no one has mentioned that that kick looked intentional. Who would try to kick the ball like that 3 feet away from their own goal, there`s a chance that it would go into your own goal. The defending team always tries to header it away from their goal, not kick towards it...

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Male 572
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
omfg i hate john terry and chelsea
i was laughing my head off when i saw it live, my mum and dad were laughing there heads off as well
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Male 189
When I saw this I knew it`d turn into a pissing contest between americans and europeans... always the same crap.
Why do people even bother to come here saying they hate football? I hate most american sports cause most of them are based on violence and a good player has to have a big body instead of talent... but there`s no way I`m going on youtube videos of american football, hockey or baseball saying shyte about it...
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Male 393
John Terry is an overpaid d*ck. He should do this every week to justify his wages. It`s the most entertaining thing he`s done all season.
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Male 2,616
the athletes aren`t overpaid- theyre paid what they`re worth to the owners of the team... sporting events bring in tons of money, and the reason for that is the athletes. if youre jealous of the money they make, maybe you should be more athletic and talented in your next life
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Female 1,071
Owwwww... I also hate football but that HAS to hurt
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Male 1,039
I personally love watching soccer as I played for a good solid 8 years, but the pansy dives I see on TV from Europe are darn near annoying half the time. When I played you didn`t see any sissy dives.
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Female 172
swallowed his tounge? not saying i dont believe u, but i`ve never heard of that. yikes
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Male 59
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!


Ban football :|

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Male 1
Man how flipping evil is evry 1 , the poor man nearly died and all u can do is laff and call the poor man names, u all make me sick
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Male 393
It`s about time john Terry got kicked in the face. Big shot ponce. If i see him out on a saturday night i`ll give him another one.
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Male 2,372
lol @ Mr_Sir
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Male 2,172
It hurts when I watch that video.

°-°

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Male 576
If face kicking was a sport I`d watch it alot more than I watch soccer.
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Male 2,510
ps. i hate you
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Male 2,510
(btw, LA is incredibly stupid to pay him all that money, it`s never gonna catch on here).

^^^^

him? whos him? you mean david beckham.

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Female 46
Well, that looked painful. I guess it just comes with the teritory.
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Male 381
What about Peter Crouch`s broken nose? who cares about Chelski?
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Male 902
Overpaid athletes that nearly die make the best jokes, but the nearly part is a weak punch line
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Male 988
don`t joke, he seriously nearly died
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Male 160
i saw that on sportscenter a couple nights back. I was hoping to see some teeth fly and blood all over his face...nope just knocked out cold.
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Male 335
Wow, a soccer player went down and was actually hurt this time. I personally like soccer but one of the many reasons it`s not popular in the states is that every 2 mintues someone is feigning injury becasue they were brished up against.
(btw, LA is incredibly stupid to pay him all that money, it`s never gonna catch on here).
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Male 813
"i thought that said JOHN KERRY." Me too. Lawlz
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Male 217
The guy who kicked him in the head (Diaby) is out for two weeks with an ankle injury after that incident....
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Male 902
I thought i was going to see the horse face democrat get his poo kicked in by a midget of some sort. Oh well, just gave me the urge to look up some muy thai. Midget muy thai, that is.
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Female 3,001
meh, try playing rugby once in a while

they both suck. they suck ass. period.

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Male 60
Gary Lewin saved his life.
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Male 25
The player who kicked him in the head, Abou Diaby, subsequently had to go off with a foot injury, John Terry`s THAT hard!

He`s playing this weekend btw...

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Female 1,228
ha ha.
I shouldnt laugh,but it`s funny and football is awful.
I cant discribe how much I hate this sport.
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Male 242
Ouch. another reason I don`t play football
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Male 4,867
I support Man Utd so when i was watching this game i loved it. John Terry got knocked out! I did feel bad when i heard he almost died
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Male 4,246
It`s all fun and games until somebody gets kicked in the face.
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Male 606
"But then he couldn`t show everybody how cool and unconcerned and angst-ridden he is.

He`s awesome. My hero."


bahaha manorrd your MY hero

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Male 318
no, the fact that im commenting is a result of not having anything else better to do, im not going out of my way, i have no way, my way consist of random stuff i find on the internett
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Male 2,372
^^But then he couldn`t show everybody how cool and unconcerned and angst-ridden he is.

He`s awesome. My hero.

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Male 2,216
acdc, you care enough to go out of your way to comment on this. If you really really couldnt care less... dont reply!
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Male 318
i really couldnt care less, fotball sucks, and i really REALLY couldnt care less
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Male 606
i thought that said JOHN KERRY. DAMN! sigh...i guess wishes dont come true...
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Female 12
He had swollowed his tongue and was (apparantly) 4 minutes from death when the physio cleared his airway.
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Female 311
I`m a Chelsea fan. He`s ok now, just concussion but that was really bad, he swallowed his tongue on the pitch.
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Male 1,364
oooooo thats gotta hurt. broken jaw posibley?
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Male 2
Link: John Terry Getting Kicked In The Face [Rate Link] - Nothing like a good swift kick in the face to start the day out right.
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