Idiocracy - Why Idiots Prevail

Submitted by: look215 10 years ago Funny
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Are intelligent people becoming an endangered species? Warning: adult language.
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Male 686
OH GOD HILARIOUS
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Male 93
i lol`ed
that was pretty good
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Male 907
The surgeons should just say they couldn`t do anything about his "reproductive organ". Seeing that there seems to be so many dumb*sses eventually damaging their reproductive organ, I say it may be God`s way of saying "NO KIDS FOR YOU, YOU DUMB#SS!".....so who are surgeons to go against that? :-D
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Female 416
13Jessy27:What about a smart person getting together with an "idiot"? What happens then?

let me tell u, my annoying cousans.

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Female 1,398
HAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAA HAHAAAA that is so true.
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Female 920
*shakes head*... why is the Earth oval when it starts?
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Male 167
What the HELL!?! the end cuts off! it need a endding with out it , it getting a 1. >:(
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Female 108
Yes too true, grate video, and no I don`t have children
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Male 195
Mine is, alas, 134, but the point still exists that intellegence is a secondary factor in breeding, and is being breed out.
The Flynn effect, a slow increase in test scores due to expourse to the style of testing itself, has ended, and 1991 was the first year that average IQ fell a few points since the 1900s
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Male 576
Well I guess it`s good to know that my mom has an I.Q. of 148.
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Male 187
immigrant, im honestly not retarded and sorry everyone for the stuck up post lol i couldnt help meself coz somehow all the smart people are instantly labeled nerds and are outcasts among the `popular` people. im just trying to make a point that being smart doesnt make u any less cool or cause u in any way to get any less chicks. btw, my IQ really is 148 :P
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Male 236
Its true
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Male 136
Hum, maybe I’m the only one here taking this point of view, but it seemed to me that the `idiots` in this clip were the intelligent ones who waited until it was too late to have kids to even try. I just feel its a poor example of a cynical, and in my opinion wrong, view. Slightly funny as a joke though. =p
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Female 576
lol the truth is harsh.
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Male 195
Ya mum, post-modernist irony aside, your scaring me. Are you....are you retarded?

Anyway, it is an ok movie. MY OFFICAL IAM report- not really worth seeing beyond this clip

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Male 129
I took test too...a real one. it state I am smrtest person alive! Muhahahahaha.
Poop!!!
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Male 694
Now the universe makes sense, unfortunately.
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Male 187
oh yes and one more thing - im jewish so eat poo im gonna be friggin rich when i grow up. muhaahhaa all of u who hate jews are just jealous coz we are smartasses and rich f-cks too :P. PS, my IQ is 148 (i took an actual certified test, not one of those fake poohouse online ones) so muahahahaha all bow down to moi.
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Male 187
just coz ure smart doesnt mean u dont get chicks i mean not to brag or anything (who am i kidding? i love bragging so f-ck u) but i am and have always been a straight A student yet i still get chicks and i dont usually hang out with all them geeks and nerds. actually come to think of it, all my friends are complete dumbpoos...crap im the only intelligent popular chick magnet...NOOOOOOOOOOO IT CANNOT BEEEEE. yea i noe i really gotta get my head out my ass.
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Male 916
Immigrant, you forgot about "the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler".
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Male 178
Evolution states it`s not the animal who has the most children who succeds, rather the one who`s children are most adept at surviving. Clearly, a seris of Einstiens are going to succed more long-term then trailor-trash.
So for the majority of the people of the "stupid" side, end up in jail, menial jobs, and eventually, fail to mate because superior breeds of human get the chicks

uhhh........ big words hurt little brain

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Male 195
Evolution states it`s not the animal who has the most children who succeds, rather the one who`s children are most adept at surviving. Clearly, a seris of Einstiens are going to succed more long-term then trailor-trash.
So for the majority of the people of the "stupid" side, end up in jail, menial jobs, and eventually, fail to mate because superior breeds of human get the chicks.

Evolution is a glorious thing.

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Male 106
Bahaha that movie was beyond amazing. I`d never heard of it though, the marketing was awful. But it was superb.
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Female 83
that was funny, lol
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Male 1,866
lol haha, nice.
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Female 1,065
Good video but it gets chopped off.. I`m off to look for the rest *fly away*
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Male 591
soon there will be a global pandemic (I hate to say it but I hope its soon) that will stem our numbers way down from the 7-8 billion it is now to hopefully a more manageable number.
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Male 1,289
hahaahaha!!! unfortunatley kinda true....lol
i wanna hear the last part though.....it cut off
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Male 198
The actor that played Trevor is also in "Mulholland Drive". Just thought you all should know.

And ignorant people shouldn`t be allowed to procreate. I don`t give a sh*t about the naturally stupid ones, but ignorance has no excuse. Don`t pass that on to your children, please.

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Female 1,426
That`s so true.
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Male 645
With the properties of natural selection gone,Eliminated by ropes,helmets,and armor,It`s easier for them to thrive.
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Male 897
Hahaha, I told You! Doomed. Genetics are not the only thing to blame when it comes to the steadily decreasing intellect of US citizens. Lets face it though, stupid people will raise their kids to be just as ignorant and apathetic as the parents are. Intelligence is more of a choice then a genetic trait. You can choose to watch tractor pulls, and Mtv`s Jackass all day, or you can read a freaking book. I miss the days when social status was measured by accomplishments and not one`s ability to whore themselves for money. Education is the key, and given the US`s current educational system.. We are screwed. If this film bothers you, do something about it. Promote intelligence and integrity above all else. Stop praising the morons that perpetuate such behavior. Stop buying their crap. We are all just sheep with wallets to the corporations that run the US media. Stop watching television, or if you must watch television stick to educational channels. Ok, I have said enough.
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Male 1,647

... ..is that a Captain Planet Icon?!
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Male 1,647

What pisses me off.. is that I`ve been SAYING THIS FOR YEARS.

But because I don`t have some video to show it people write it off as bs.

Why is it so hard for people to conclude this on their own?

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Male 78
woah, i see him, that`s weird.

looks like Charles Darwin

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Male 2,486
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It doesn`t help that idiots are popular and intelligent people hardly get girls.

If you cant tell I am talking about high school wise. After high school we tend to shine with our money and expensive crap we don`t need. Long live the nerds!"

No, it`s people like you who fail.

Because people are social and outgoing they`re automatically stupid? Yeah.. NO. Because they play sports they`re automatically stupid? Wrong again.. You have to have good grades to play.

I hate it when people act like you.. Just because someone isn`t a nerd with no friends or social life does NOT mean they wont be successful.

You call the Star Wars nerds sitting in their mom`s basement that are 40 years old successful? Somehow I think the people who play in the NFL are a TINY bit more successful.. dont you think?

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Male 131
did anyone else see the subliminal pic the time the kid is on the bike tearing up the front yard, u see a pic of some guy look closely.
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Male 78
Guest5386: in your disclaimer you would say "no i will not stop putting these disclaimers" instead of *those* these is present tense and those in past tense
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Female 1,492
i agree with that so much!!!
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Male 126
Then again intelligence isn`t solely based on genetics. And being stupid doesn`t necessarily mean you have "stupid" genes that will be passed on to all your offspring. Education is a key factor in the intelligence of the general population.
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Female 108
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Female 690
Free abortions for anyone with an IQ under 120?
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Female 34
Never mind the smart people that dont have kids. What about the smart people that marry dumbasses? Come on, you`re bringing down the national average folks.
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Female 74
What about a smart person getting together with an "idiot"? What happens then?
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Male 1,825
great movie. too bad fox didnt market it at all
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Male 1,265
I`m assuming everybody here assumes they`re in the smart crowd?
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Female 17
So true... The next generations will be more and more stupid.
(btw, I don`t think that being a doctor proves that you`re intelligent... I know a lot of people with excellent grades, sooooooo stupid, that I wish they were infertile.)
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Male 614
OH my god! It`s true!
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Female 986
oh... sucky
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Male 2
lol so true
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Male 547
wasnt this posted before......
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Male 1,003
Nice. Loved the video, so true. But don`t worry, the Chinese are smart people, and in greater numbers, they should solve this problem.
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Male 72
Good movie - it`s funny. If you can`t laugh at it it proves you are one of the stupid people - they just think they are geniuses.

Yeah, you should need a license to have a kid. There are too many parents that do drugs, have no job(for a bad reason), etc. We don`t need more people like that.

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Female 52
My parents are the few intelligent people having kids. They had 5 kids, and thank god, because there aren`t too many smart ones anymore. lol My grand-dad is a doctor, my dad is a doctor, and I`m going to be a doctor! Wohoo! I can make more dumbasses able to reproduce!
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Female 173
*sigh* it has all become clear to me now. this country is royally f*cked. but, then again, i already knew that.
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Female 1,984
Trevor and Carol are intelligent? My IQ is higher than their`s (seriously, it is). Furthermore, ADOPT children from third world countries!

I doubt the intelligent will go extinct - I`m going to have two children in the future myself.

Funny clip, though. I loved how the dumb pregnant women kept yelling in their slurred, drunk voices.

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Male 382
Jebler: As an advocate for the opinion that humanity is getting smarter, you have way too many typos. Speaking of opinions, we all know the saying: "Opinions are like arseholes, we all have one" Why would I bring that up? Because of Bankvoles comment. I don`t know why, but "arsehole" springs to mind.

Devi3000 and Painter13 also manage to shine with their immense ignorance - neither seems to know what "liberal" and "communist" actually mean. But I digress.

Skyria: "Pregnate"?... oh woe is us all.

We`re drated, as a species, you know that, don`t you?
Btw. intelligent people are polite and mild-mannered, which quickly puts me in a medium bracket, don`t it? ;)

Idiocracy indeed.

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Male 701
thats such a great movie, just go out and rent it if you wanna watch it
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Female 89
Sad, but true. Intellegent people need to learn to be more aggressive
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Male 274
"I`m gonna !@#$ all yall!", "Thats ma boye!"
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Male 250
true
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Female 172
wow.. i never thought of it that way
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Male 50
Well... it is true that idiots reproduce like rabbits... but a healthy sex drive is one of the main keys to servival... Therefore intellectuals would be just as horny as everyone else, if not more...
I think it would be more like hundreds of morons being controled by the intelegent people`s single offsring... but then again, look *cough* at America today...
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Male 2,172
I do feel like im part of an endangered species.

=(

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Male 988
lofl
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Female 302
Come on ... who said we should get fixed after 2 kids "maybe sooner" ... thats ridiculous -_-;

And yes... smart people reproduce less, they put their energy in careeer, money, and more.

Wake up people, "having kids" is no longer something essential. Back in time it was more hands to help on the farms... Now, people having kids "For the experience" of having kids. Not because they need to. Some do bungee jumps, some travel to china, some decide to have kids.

How many time i saw "white trash" people in the bus, not taking care of the 398726 kids arround them, talking who they will fck in the week end and the new poo they just smoked.

*stop now before she gets angry*

*DISCLAIMER: after comments about my bad english, I now need to tell people its not my native language. Now you know I`m not a retard, just love to learn many languages ^^ Thank You ^^
(and for those who ask, NO, i will not stop putting those disclaimer)

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Male 141
If stupid people take over the world (which won`t happen anyway, just in America, and then it will drop from being a superpower), it`s the smart people`s fault.

We aren`t dignified kings and queens, we are animals; when animals don`t reproduce, they die.

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Female 1,134
no wonder why im so pissed off about this world...stupid white trash people keeps getting pregnate....ugh please smart people where ever you are please go to a hotel and get it on to produce smarter kids please...i mean i cant cuz im only 16 turning 17 and i value my high school record so people who graduate from college and have a higher job please get pregnate!!
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Female 339
lol, very true!
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Male 967
I agree with Aramil, 100%. It seemed to me like this is happening, but can now say that retards are indeed on the rise. Look at our President!
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Female 57
This is one funny movie, it kinda scares you into wondering about our futures.
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Male 553
that was a funny video 4/4
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Male 315
Seriously, this movie basically hits the nail on the head. Our civilization is increasing exponentially, and most of the new generation is populated by idiots.
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Male 1,225
I liked the movie, but not enough to buy it.
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Male 1,354
Too true.
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Female 1,972
Granted, stupid people attempt to cull their numbers, sadly the advancements in medicine make it possible to survive their idiocy.
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Male 1,365
Hey,Devi300, that place you want in a communist society already existed, it was called the Gulag.
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Female 1,496
This is very true. All comedy aside, lower income families are less educated, most of the time, and also have less outlets for proper birth control. Also, in the states, a family can hold no job for the whole year, but when filing taxes get at minimum 3,000 in what the bleeding heart liberals, call a "fair break". Fair as in, "Oh poor babies, they don`t work all year long lets give them some money from hard working tax payers." If I had my way, the communist way, we would have baby licenses and "camps" for idiots.
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Female 395
I think it should be mandatory for everyone to get fixed after having two kids. If not sooner. There is no sense in having more kids than you can count on one hand. We are not rabbits, or rats. And just so no one gets confused, after the two kid max, I mean BOTH people should get fixed, so there`s no "S/he made me do it" crap going on.
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Female 1,228
that made sooo much sense.
Its true that "stupid" people have way more kids then, well, others. And then they spent the rest of their lives sponging off the goverment.
It`s not right.
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Male 896
It doesn`t help that idiots are popular and intelligent people hardly get girls.

If you cant tell I am talking about high school wise. After high school we tend to shine with our money and expensive crap we don`t need. Long live the nerds!

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Female 173
There actually are very intelligent people who have 5+ kids... Like my family ¬_¬
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Female 458
So THAT`s why
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Male 959
this is nothing new. Its also why we still have ugly people, fat people and gingers. They find solace with one another.
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Male 1,142
that movie was lame. and our over all intelligence as a race is going up. stupid people might produce more children im some cultures but stupid people also do stupid things to kill them self.

dont get me wrong tho i have 100% given up on humanity and decided not to reproduce. the stupid ones dont kill them selves off fast enuf.

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Female 153
The world has never made more sense.
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Male 923
Yeah I saw it. I never heard of it until comeone I know told me about it. It`s okay I suppose, but if your going to watch it, maybe just download it, not sure I`d waste money on it.
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Male 1,407
So has anyone actually seen the movie? It had the worst marketing in the history of movies.
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Male 923
This is a great clip form the movie Idiocracy, it`s just a pitty it`s the best clip from it and that the rest of the movie was terrible.
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Female 193
I`d like to relate myself to Trevor and Carol, except I don`t care much for children.
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Female 301
It`s true. What a shame. And no, I don`t have any children.
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Male 916
Yes, great video.
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Female 152
lol. I liked it.
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Male 10
Great video, but the ending gets cut off dammit!
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Male 1,228
Im jealous of them idiots
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Male 1,083
Link: Idiocracy - Why Idiots Prevail [Rate Link] - Are intelligent people becoming an endangered species? Warning: adult language.
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