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Shampoo mohawks rock so hard.
And I could relate to most of what the women`s shower was. I also own apricot scrub, although I don`t use it for nearly 10 minutes!
I dry off IN the shower. Nothing pisses me off more than going in the bathroom and getting wet socks.
I do know at least two women who pee in the shower, and.. the rest.. *sigh*
And why would you clean the shower `after` you use it? Rinse, sure, but if you`re going to clean it, clean it BEFORE you use it.
Because, y`know.. people piss in there!!
-Get up with 40 min before i have to leave-go to bathroom-pee in toilet(maybe later in shower if this step is missed)-turn turn water the the 1 fraction of the dial between freezing and scalding-go back to bedroom, gather random wardobe-set clothes on toilet placing towel on top to preserve dryness-get in showerturn around several times warming half of body then the other-grab random bottle of hair cleaner-step out of water, lather hair-step back in and rinse-grab second random bottle, repeat previous 2 steps-take tiny bar of soap and wash most of body (not inside rectum)-stand around in water for 5 min-realise i am falling asleep-force myself awake and brush teeth-turn water to scalding, and turn to freezing over next 2 minutes-turn off and get out-dry off body from top to bottom-put on damp clothes-quickly clean face-go back to bedroom, and lay back in bed-wake
Maybe I do.
spot on, my friends, spot on
the stare in mirror for ages at womanly physic part is spot on.but I don`t really shower like that.
and wtf is with the cleaning afterwards?WHAT KIND OF FREAKS DO THAT?
Harry "Woo-woo!" Balszak
put your location on my map!!
i shower like a man in the sense that i throw my clothes on the floor, and i use normal products (shampoo, conditioner, soap, facial wash). if i had shorter hair, i would made shampoo mowhawks XD
i loved how accurate some of that was though
oh, and i draw on the mirrors too :P
Are there any girls who shower like that? Ack! I don`t even own a bathrobe. I undress in the bathroom, get into the shower, spend like 15 minutes in there tops...I don`t have special soaps or shampoos, I mean, who cares? And I don`t dry off the bathroom afterwards! However, I`ve broken the habit of drawing smiley faces on the fogged up mirror, now that I have to clean the mirror myself...
I have no idea how guys shower. I know some who seem to think showering twice a week (if that) for a minute or two is enough, and I know some who spend like an hour in the shower. Haven`t got a clue -how- they do the actual showering, and I don`t really want to know.
and btw i have to say this NATTY IS HOMOSEXUAL
haha i love this. so true. and that guy was HOTTT
-throw clothes on floor away from the tub because water sprays out of there later-Spend 15 minutes looking at naked self in mirror-hop in shower and turn it all the way to hot-wash hair with cheap dollar store crap a few times-condition with expensive Victoria Secret conditioner-use suds from shampoo and conditioner to help in the washing of other body parts-hop out of the shower really fast because you forgot to grab your new razor and shaving cream-hop back in-shave shavable area you..shave?-pout because the shower is going cold and make a mental note to call that plumber dude to give you a new water heater-hop out again and turn the radio up, blasting some random song you can`t help but dance to-hop back in and rinse off in the cold water while singing at the top of your lungs-turn off shower-grab towel and dry off in the shower because you have no mat.-wrap up hair-cover in towel-grab clothes off the fl
plus i use apricot scrub... it`s not woman-only it gets rid of the acne on my chest and back... plus peeing in the shower is gross... and finding it funny past the age of 6 to draw penises in the condensation on the mirror is sad.
"Devi3000, I`ve read some of your comments from here and other videos and stuff, and I can`t help but picture you as some fat macho woman lesbian feminist that hates men. Eww. I`m scared."
Those videos describe more than 90% of the women I`ve known. I can agree with everything on the men`s part, except washing your crack with the bar of soap.
Peel myself otu of bed. Undress, leave clothes in a pile to pick up 1 or 2 weeks later. Look at myself in a mirror and think of how hot I have gotten, true or not. Get in the shower standing out of the stream of water till it is the right temp. lay down in the tub (since I have one of those combo bath+shower thigns) 15mins later I notice the water is getting cold so I wash my hair with shampoo that has a longer chemical list than most cleaning detergants. Put Special mosturizing conditioner in my damaged hair and let it sit while I lather my body with a body wash/lotion combo. Let the water rinse my hair and body. Step out of the shower, try to avoid the bare floor but don`t go out of my way to do so. Towel in my hair, dry myself off with another, leave that towel on floor, put on pink bathrobe and travel to my bedroom to change.
That`s exactly what I do after a shower :P
do you not know penis is not a dirty word.
Remove clothes, leave them on the floor. Admire womanly physique (that one was accurate. Turn on shower, wash hair once (I use the tea tree stuff as well, it smells AWESOME), condition, do whatever other washing that needs to be done, then turn the shower off and shiver in a towel for ten minutes.
Showering should be uncomplicated!
Also, now I`m inclined to try a shampoo mohawk.
PS: Admires size of the penis, shower mohawk, washing privates 90% of the time, draw penis, avoid shower mat are all true and funny, but I just don`t get the bar of soap up butt and pee in the shower. That`s just gross.
But... Do girls shower like that?I`m just happy using Lava soap and some cheap shampoo.
P.S. Shampoo mohawk! *Woo hoo, shakes pen15*
i liked the woman showering, i just thought the whole thing about a guy showering was totally gay. from watching that showering like a guy sucks @ss. i dont shove a bar of soap up my a$$ thats just homo. shower mohawk HOMOSEXUAL who comes up with this crap?