How to Shower

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
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Learn how to shower like a woman or like a man.
There are 147 comments:
Female 115
poo, I do half the things a man does. xDD

Shampoo mohawks rock so hard.

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Female 95
OMG!!!! I shower LIKE A MEN!!!!
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Male 2,004
i usually just take a bath, but not so very often... i guess i can finally shower like a true man! shower mohawk RULEZZZ!!!!
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Female 288
my boyfriend doenst EVER drys his back...lol it annoys me when i go hug him after he comes out of the shower....
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Female 15
exxageratted.
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Female 23
I shower like a man. :-(
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Male 184
HAHA So true, so true
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Female 81
ha ha... a towel the size of a small country... I love big towels!

And I could relate to most of what the women`s shower was. I also own apricot scrub, although I don`t use it for nearly 10 minutes!

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Female 60
coarse Butt hairs on the soap?
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Female 242
that was surprisingly funny.
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Male 58
funny
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Male 131
what about singing? i usually sing.
and do most of those things.
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Male 2,616
its so funny because its so true
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Male 492
the man part didn`t even look remotly familiar. Then again, i live alone. I DO have a bath mat, and use it. I have never once done the shower mowhawk, or took a piss in the shower. Never drew anything on the mirror. I`m such a multi tasker in the shower. I`ve even gone so far as to have a cup of coffee in there with me! lol. Brush the teeth, shave my face, wash my hair with the most inexpensive shampoo i can find. in and out bing bang boom. I do spray the shower down with this tile grout cleaner stuff right after the shower. And I insist on those huge towles.
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Female 878
I liked when he kicked the bathmat out of the way
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Female 920
lol tru tru
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Female 663
That was pretty accurate, even down to the apricot scrub. I have sensitive skin that gets dries out and flakes off. Not very appealing. I often spray down the shower because I also use olive oil. The olive oil is also why I use the bath mat. My ass is still feeling the effect of a hard, cold ceramic floor.
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Female 986
lol I don`t shower like that XDD I use the same shampoo that guy uses XDD I only spend like 10 minutes in the shower unless I am washing my hair then it is 20... Woot for generic soap and shampoo!
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Female 607
...I shower like a man, it seems...
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Female 3
no way.. was written by a bloke.. us girls all know..u shampoo.. condition.. then shave etc.. then rinse the conditioner.. nice vid though.. urgh u dont really blow ur nose in ur hands do u?
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Female 27
The woman`s one was so accurate, it freaked me out.
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Female 335
Wow.. I blow snot in the shower too.
Then again I had bad sinus/allergy problems for 10 years. Why waste the time to blow it on a tissue?

I dry off IN the shower. Nothing pisses me off more than going in the bathroom and getting wet socks.

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Male 645
I`ve pictured the exact same person,ElbowFrenzy.
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Female 301
oh my god its true
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Female 160
I like to put shaving cream on the wall and make pictures!! WOOOOO!!!!!
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I am not alone! And plus I like to brush my teeth in the shower. :-D
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Female 6
That thing is scary. I do eveything they said. Even the mat thing!
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Female 228
Yah, it`s true. I can`t even think of how many bottles, etc. my roomate and I have in the shower right now. >>
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Female 2
Haha i use the same shampoo as the guy...gotta love Costco. But appaerntly I`m half and half cause I do both...just not the mowhawk...i do the hair that those colourful trolls have...but i guess thats just me.
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Male 62
The only good part was think about doing more sit-ups ect. i really dont like this, but next up is how to breath!!!
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Female 1,382
I shower more like a guy, stuff left out of corse, but anyway, I love doing the blow nose thingy!
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Male 366
lol, that was spot on. my favourites were the soap, farting and mohawk ones though. but i gotta say, some girls pee in the shower too, most just deny it.
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Female 1,596
-.- I do half of that, but not the cloth thing.
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Female 193
thats exactly true only a few difference, like the butt hair, but i watched it with my `manly` boyfriend
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Male 1,647

I do know at least two women who pee in the shower, and.. the rest.. *sigh*

And why would you clean the shower `after` you use it? Rinse, sure, but if you`re going to clean it, clean it BEFORE you use it.

Because, y`know.. people piss in there!!

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Male 236
Its so..........true
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Male 1,866
lol Overmann,
maybe it`s just me then.
:D:D
yeh it probably is.
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Female 665
hahah that`s awesome.
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Male 813
HAHAHHA, so much of the man shower is SO TRUE. :D
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Male 577
Man... how did they know i did a shampoo moehawk?
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Female 1,784
I love to fill the tub with hot water and put on the shower on with warm water and lay there its gets all steamy, and I can chill and do my legs while I am layin there. Its great
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Male 674
Quite accurate, for me at least...

-Get up with 40 min before i have to leave
-go to bathroom
-pee in toilet(maybe later in shower if this step is missed)
-turn turn water the the 1 fraction of the dial between freezing and scalding
-go back to bedroom, gather random wardobe
-set clothes on toilet placing towel on top to preserve dryness
-get in shower
turn around several times warming half of body then the other
-grab random bottle of hair cleaner
-step out of water, lather hair
-step back in and rinse
-grab second random bottle, repeat previous 2 steps
-take tiny bar of soap and wash most of body (not inside rectum)
-stand around in water for 5 min
-realise i am falling asleep
-force myself awake and brush teeth
-turn water to scalding, and turn to freezing over next 2 minutes
-turn off and get out
-dry off body from top to bottom
-put on damp clothes
-quickly clean face
-go back to bedroom, and lay back in bed
-wake

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Male 180
Woo-woo!
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Male 738
Woo-Woo indeed.
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Male 1,825
lol what was the point of that, even though it was totally true
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Female 171
My dad is convinced I have some sort of problem keeping water off the ground. There`s always a lot of water on the ground after I shower or when I wash my face in the evening over the sink.

Maybe I do.

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Female 582
i just asked my 10 year old brother about the shampoo mowhawk

spot on, my friends, spot on

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Female 173
LOL

the stare in mirror for ages at womanly physic part is spot on.
but I don`t really shower like that.

and wtf is with the cleaning afterwards?
WHAT KIND OF FREAKS DO THAT?

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Female 59
I think I`m a mix between the man and the woman, though some of the things the man in the video did I stopped along time ago, but I don`t think most women clean the shower right after they use it. Though I give it a quick wipe down... I don`t know what other people have being doing in it. :-P
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Male 602
I do the mohawk when I have enough hair. When I don`t I put my hair James Bond Style. Rather accurate.
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Male 122
The shower like a dude part is pretty accurate, except the urinate in the shower part comes first, and since i keep my head shaved, I can`t do the mowhawk.
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Male 743
all was true about the man cept the peeing,mowhawk,and woo-woo thing.
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Female 655
Girls don`t shower like that
just to ley ypu know.
Only freaks do that
x_x
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Male 46
I agree with Harry on the B.S. part
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Male 46
That "how to shower like a man" is scarily acurate! Most dudes do that. (he he he, shampoo mohawks, that is fun!)
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Male 1,590
B.S. Since when do women take showers? ;-)

Harry "Woo-woo!" Balszak

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Male 146
Wow...I though I was the only dude that did a shampoo mohawk! Yaya Im not alone!!!...and wow... the "How To Shower Like A Man" One is EXACTLY what I do!!!
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Female 157
Ha, this is all so true!
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Female 442
I like to put shaving cream on the wall and make pictures!! WOOOOO!!!!!
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Female 84
I guess I shower like a man ... except I shave.
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Male 238
WOW That Is so true... I bet they had a poll and asked how do you shower cuz thats how I shower
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Male 302
Am I the only one that uses herbal essence shampoo and not be gay?
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Male 1
great lol

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put your location on my map!!

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Male 2,605
No, shizzaster, not all.
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Male 1,866
i thought this would be another stupid sexist link showing guys as cavemen...
but..
holy crap.
i do every single one of these things, and only just realized it now.
maybe we ARE all cavemen. :S
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Female 582
blargh

i shower like a man in the sense that i throw my clothes on the floor, and i use normal products (shampoo, conditioner, soap, facial wash). if i had shorter hair, i would made shampoo mowhawks XD

i loved how accurate some of that was though

oh, and i draw on the mirrors too :P

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Female 486
Wow...this might be true for some people, who knows, but not me!

Are there any girls who shower like that? Ack! I don`t even own a bathrobe. I undress in the bathroom, get into the shower, spend like 15 minutes in there tops...I don`t have special soaps or shampoos, I mean, who cares? And I don`t dry off the bathroom afterwards! However, I`ve broken the habit of drawing smiley faces on the fogged up mirror, now that I have to clean the mirror myself...

I have no idea how guys shower. I know some who seem to think showering twice a week (if that) for a minute or two is enough, and I know some who spend like an hour in the shower. Haven`t got a clue -how- they do the actual showering, and I don`t really want to know.

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Female 1,984
Sheesh... I`m more like a man.
I live in college w/ no roomate so I:
Throw clothes on floor; wash face; wash hair (normally - I don`t RE-wash); don`t shave (I rarely do); use a body wash (no soap); quickly dry off, put on w/e clothes I can find (may re-wear socks from b4); then I`m good to go.
Oh yeah... and like guys... I do sneeze in my hand and have it be washed off by the water. :-p
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Male 448
Woo woo
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Male 143
so true so true
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Female 666
A little nasty with the man
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Male 572
well i do all of that woo woo

and btw i have to say this NATTY IS HOMOSEXUAL

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Female 1,025
the woo-woo sound

haha i love this. so true. and that guy was HOTTT

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Female 426
...........floor
-run to room hoping no one sees you
-get in room and remember to next time turn your fan off
-freeze your a ss off while getting dressed
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Female 58
OH, but I don`t clean the bathroom afterwards either... That`s just crazy.
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Female 426
haha, tbid2!!

-throw clothes on floor away from the tub because water sprays out of there later
-Spend 15 minutes looking at naked self in mirror
-hop in shower and turn it all the way to hot
-wash hair with cheap dollar store crap a few times
-condition with expensive Victoria Secret conditioner
-use suds from shampoo and conditioner to help in the washing of other body parts
-hop out of the shower really fast because you forgot to grab your new razor and shaving cream
-hop back in
-shave shavable area you..shave?
-pout because the shower is going cold and make a mental note to call that plumber dude to give you a new water heater
-hop out again and turn the radio up, blasting some random song you can`t help but dance to
-hop back in and rinse off in the cold water while singing at the top of your lungs
-turn off shower
-grab towel and dry off in the shower because you have no mat.
-wrap up hair
-cover in towel
-grab clothes off the fl

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Female 58
Hmm, I wash my face last (to get shampoo residue off)and I also shave my arms, but other than that...
sounds about right
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Male 14
i would say the man one would be more like sneaking into the woman`s one... for me.

plus i use apricot scrub... it`s not woman-only it gets rid of the acne on my chest and back... plus peeing in the shower is gross... and finding it funny past the age of 6 to draw penises in the condensation on the mirror is sad.

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Female 34
It was so accurate that I even have the apricot face wash. Seeing that made me laugh haha. xD
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Male 49
Nope, my wife showers like the guy. First undresses (doesn`t put on bath robe) walks through the room naked, stops to shake her jiggly bits at me and heads for the shower. Stands under scalding hot water for about 1 hour then begins to wash with bar soap and cheap shampoo/conditioner. Finishes 5 minutes later, drys off and comes to sit in the living room naked until bedtime.
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Male 250
True true true
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Male 967
Quote by Elbowfrenzy:

"Devi3000, I`ve read some of your comments from here and other videos and stuff, and I can`t help but picture you as some fat macho woman lesbian feminist that hates men. Eww. I`m scared."

HAHAHA, LMFAO!

Those videos describe more than 90% of the women I`ve known. I can agree with everything on the men`s part, except washing your crack with the bar of soap.

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Female 576
lol strange isnt it though, how before we shower we look in the mirror at our naked physique,

mwuahahaha.

ha.

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Female 576
haha, true in SOME ways
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Female 29
lol you just knew showering like a guy was gonna be worse
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Male 379
i only whatched the first half.
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Male 25
So True!
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Male 21
the guy one was accurate. except i dont shake my member or make mohawks. but i do pee in the shower..lol. and yes i do spend miniutes by the mirror admiring my "erotic physique" (borat). lol
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Male 227
almost exactly how it goes!
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Female 155
[quote]On 2/2/2007 4:27:23 AM Shipduck wrote: Uh-oh, sounds like tourettes has a bit of a problem with his sexuality...[/quote]
Seriously.
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Female 155
This makes all girls sound like high-mantinence bitches. I use hotel soap, whatever kind of conditioner, and dandruff shampoo for my hair. I don`t even own any face wash.
I shower more like a man, but minus the pissing and blowing nose and spending most of the time washing... stuff.
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Male 16
I sometimes shower like the guy in the video. 8-)
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Male 1,496
Really? I pee first...
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Female 2,552
I do what the woman does except I don`t wash the shower and I don`t wash my hair twice in one shower.
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Female 1,172
I hate the fact that men do not use bathmats. >:| Grrrr.
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Female 427
lets see.

Peel myself otu of bed. Undress, leave clothes in a pile to pick up 1 or 2 weeks later. Look at myself in a mirror and think of how hot I have gotten, true or not. Get in the shower standing out of the stream of water till it is the right temp. lay down in the tub (since I have one of those combo bath+shower thigns) 15mins later I notice the water is getting cold so I wash my hair with shampoo that has a longer chemical list than most cleaning detergants. Put Special mosturizing conditioner in my damaged hair and let it sit while I lather my body with a body wash/lotion combo. Let the water rinse my hair and body. Step out of the shower, try to avoid the bare floor but don`t go out of my way to do so. Towel in my hair, dry myself off with another, leave that towel on floor, put on pink bathrobe and travel to my bedroom to change.

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Male 561
weiner and balls^^^
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Male 561
I Pi$$ in the shower oh and dont use a towel to dry off at all I just cup my wiener in my hand and run for my room
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Male 731
hahaha, this whas so funny
i loled!
hey! i always make a shower mohawk!
no seriously!
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Female 419
Haha I do them things, I repeatedly wash my hair then condition it. When I get out I usually miss the bath mat and get water footprints all over the bathroom lol.
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Male 24
I so shower like a man, blowing your nose into your hands and peeing in the shower I always do. And I don`t take forever, 10 minutes at best i`m in and out.
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Female 27
I`m more like a guy in he shower regard... with obviously some things left out.
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Male 1,461
Meh.
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Male 11,739
ha ha?
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Female 560
do other girls acually shower like that who has that much time?the man one was right one for my brother
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Female 22
I don`t shower like her...showers are totally functional, I jump in, use some soap, use shampoo/conditioner, rinse, dry off, it takes like five minutes. Seriously.
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Male 2,309
I swear, 90% of the stuff this site gets it`s from www.compfused.com
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Female 2,244
I`ve heard that joke so many times, it`s funny to see someone make a video of it!
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Female 1,071
Lmao @ Lorynne `shiver in a towel for ten minutes`

That`s exactly what I do after a shower :P

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Female 351
ha, i don`t know about the man one, but the woman one is right on.
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Female 289
Thats some funny poo. My ex used to do the penis waving thing at me. Chucked a bottle at him for it...it gets old fast.
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Male 57
I once actually showered like a woman for a laugh and I regretted it immediatly since my leg hair grew back after an age and in sports people kept laughing at Me
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Male 2,510
Makes the woo-woo sound
shakes pen15


^^^^

do you not know penis is not a dirty word.

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Female 29
they got this out of the autobiography of gene simmons.
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Male 239
I`ve heard about swimming pools,the sea and even a dark alley ways but I never heard about anyone peeing in the shower before.lol.
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Female 61
I thought the woman one was innaccurate.

Remove clothes, leave them on the floor. Admire womanly physique (that one was accurate. Turn on shower, wash hair once (I use the tea tree stuff as well, it smells AWESOME), condition, do whatever other washing that needs to be done, then turn the shower off and shiver in a towel for ten minutes.

Showering should be uncomplicated!

Also, now I`m inclined to try a shampoo mohawk.

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Male 14
Devi3000, I`ve read some of your comments from here and other videos and stuff, and I can`t help but picture you as some fat macho woman lesbian feminist that hates men. Eww. I`m scared.

PS: Admires size of the penis, shower mohawk, washing privates 90% of the time, draw penis, avoid shower mat are all true and funny, but I just don`t get the bar of soap up butt and pee in the shower. That`s just gross.

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Male 2
I got the second one: Four Tet - As Seriuos As Your Life; now i gotta find the first one :P Doeas any1 know it?
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Male 129
That was offensive.
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Male 943
very, very accurate
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Male 2
Does anyone know the songs used in this video? :D I swear I heard them already, just cannot remember the titles/artists :)
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Male 579
Peeing in the shower is gross.
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Male 1,039
The woman one is somewhat accurate on my wife. Not completely though. The guy one is way off for me, lol. Who in the world washes their crack with the actual bar of soap?! That`s just messed up.
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Female 173
Not a single one of the boyfriends I have lived with has ever showered like that.

But... Do girls shower like that?
I`m just happy using Lava soap and some cheap shampoo.

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Female 211
Pretty accurate for me. I do use Paul Mitchell`s Tea Tree Oil shampoo and conditioner though. Because it`s reallllly good for my hair. And it`s so freakin long that I have to use something good or it looks horrible. Also, I use apricot scrub on my face. :( Although not for 10 minutes.
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Male 1,364
hahahaha shake wiener
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Male 609
bwahah it`s funny cause it`s true lol.. blow nose in hand.. yep.. fart to see how loud it sounds yep.. miss bath mat.. yep.. clothes in a mess. yep hahaha classic.. this was done from an old list i saw ages ago on the net they just made a video out of it.. supprized someone hasn`t said this already
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Female 690
So I guess guys try to have fun when they take a shower where women use the shower for what its actually for, to get clean.
The woman one was accurate for me.
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Male 356
"Dry with a towel the size of a small country"...

LMAO

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Female 407
I don`t use too many things...just the shampoo, then another shampoo, then the hot oil conditioner, then soap. Yup, that`s it. Oh then I come out and put this Crystal gel in it, then straighten it with mousse...but that isn`t really much. Ok yeah vid was pretty accurate I guess.
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Male 270
YIELD TO ME knows how to shower, thats for sure. Who wouldn`t enjoy the feeling of being clean and taking something of a liquid sauna at the same time?
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Female 319
lol the woman one was pretty accurate...
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Female 1,228
that was funny and very acurate. Although, I do think only `girly girls` wash their hair with all that herbal crap, I dont.
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Male 896
I cant do the mohawk, my hair is to long. I thought I was the only one who drew a "pen15" on the mirror and then laughed.
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Female 153
Hey, if I`m bored I make a shower mohawk :(
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Male 46
YIELD TO ME, I totally agree. What`s better than the simple white noise of hot, running water?

P.S. Shampoo mohawk! *Woo hoo, shakes pen15*

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Male 2,567
o.o, i sometimes do a shampoo mohawk :]
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Female 1,496
I don`t shave. I go to the salon for a wax. I really dug that chicks hair. I think I`m going to get mine cut like that. I have two bathrooms in my home. When I have company all men have to use the "icky" bathroom. Men are one step up from dog. They piss on everything. Thank god I don`t want kids, cause if I had a baby boy,I`d sell it on the black market.
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Male 218
I sit in the shower, and spend a good twenty minutes under the water, the time just flies by. If you can`t appreciate the solitude and isolation of being naked under clean scolding hot water, I pitty the fool.
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Female 78
Uh-oh, sounds like tourettes has a bit of a problem with his sexuality...
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Male 957
wow this is so messed up! this makes me glad i never had that dorm experience where people share showers and know how others shower and etc.

i liked the woman showering, i just thought the whole thing about a guy showering was totally gay. from watching that showering like a guy sucks @ss. i dont shove a bar of soap up my a$$ thats just homo. shower mohawk HOMOSEXUAL who comes up with this crap?

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Male 49
I kinda wanna know...are there any men out there that shower like a woman??? Or better yet!!!! Any women that shower like a man??? (let`s use common sense and ignore the private flapping part, unless your a hermaphrodite, then whatever works);-)
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Male 76
Shower Mohawk! lol pretty accurate
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Male 65
good one :-D
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Male 1,263
lmao, i aggree Angello
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Male 1,360
Makes the woo-woo sound
shakes pen15
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Male 209
This was definitly done by a woman... But 80% of it its true.... lmao good one
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Male 10,115
Link: How to Shower [Rate Link] - Learn how to shower like a woman or like a man.
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