How to perform your own Tongue Bifurcation

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago
http://www.instructables.com/id/E53LXTNKPKEXCFG4K7/

Sounds fun!
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Female 329
ew.

now that I have that out of the way, whatever, if someone wants to do that, it`s their business. However, that doesn`t stop me from thinking it`s a stupid thing to do.

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Female 131
"that picture of the tongue looks like a mutated pacman coming to life "

lmfao. Okay, this is officially the best comment on this yet.

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Male 40
8-)
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Male 40
8-)
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Male 40
lol
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Female 161
y would ppl do that, ew
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Female 280
that picture of the tongue looks like a mutated pacman coming to life :-?
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Male 522
Why would someone do that?
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Male 40
i would love to cut my tounge in halve
:)
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Female 243
...I wanted to have my tounge pierced...I dont think I will anymore,O_O

Oh and AlienExpress,you only need to post once,not flood the whole thing
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Female 1,492
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DO THAT??? I have a tongue ring, but that`s WAY to much!!! I mean....GROS...
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Female 133
I have a hard time believing this won`t get infected. It`s not like antibacterial mouthwash is going to kill all of the bacteria.
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Female 2,220
One noise.

URGH

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Male 73
Why do this? Just pointless.
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Male 1,590
I don`t understand the whole self-mutilation mentality. I really don`t.
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Female 420
I thought this statement made by PHATZOMA was interesting:

Not something I would ever do. But at least I`m adult enough to respect their decision, unlike many of you f*cking hypocritical self-serving closet conformists who want to ridicule and/or punch these people in the face. Do it. I hope they are also crazy enough to pull a blade on your pussy ass and give you a second smile, ear to ear.

He points the finger at "hypocrits" and wags his finger at them for not showing respect to others, then wishes for someone to pay them the ultimate disrespect by mutilating their face. The intelligence of some people is so low, as to be on the negative scale.

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Female 395
I used to want this done...when I was a teenager. Glad I got over that..
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Female 20
Oh and uh reverse...having body mods doesn`t make you Emo, Emo is the new evolved goth. Those people are the ones that need help. :-/
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Female 357
"This guy isn`t hurting you!!!!" - everyone who said something near this.
Stfu. Nor are anorexics or bulimics, or people doing abortions, but they are such big deals, right? I don`t see how you think if doing it to yourself restricts other people from expressing their opinions.

"Why do you guys care?"
Maybe were not selfish stuck up jerks who care for only themselves. Maybe we care for humanity, not him in particular. Hell, I could care less, I admit, I`m just arguing back to those who try to make this sound normal and `cool.` And to those who are arguing to others for stating their opinion, but in doing so are stating an opinion themselves.

Whoa I`m in a griping nagging mood today, woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Oh well, life goes on. I don`t fight over internet often, because its like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win, your still retarded. W/E I`m out.

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Female 20
yeck, just thinkin bout having a jewel implanted into my eye gives me the maaaajor heebie-jeebies...tried to not say out right what it was to keep it a surprise when you opened the link, but couldn`t not do it...
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Female 20
Started hearing about this a few years back...in fact my go to body mod dude had this done to himself by a fellow piercer/tattoo artist. Looks cool, but I`d never do it. Oooo and about three years back he was tellin me about this "new" mod that was hot overseas and was starting to come out in the States...read through the comments here, and didn`t see it mentioned so I did some research and got a link for it so you wouldn`t think I was BS`in ya`ll. I think if forced to have either my tongue bifurcated or having this done, I`d chose the bifurcation anyday....take a look The "New" body mod craze!!
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Female 357
alienexpress: Just stop. Your humiliating yourself, whether you know it or not. And you act like everyone who doesn`t like mutilating their bodies spends too much money. I probably buy one thing a month, and they are either a pack of gum, a gift for someone else, or eyeliner/jelly bracelets. Yet I really think this is gross. Humanity has evolved far from mutilating your body such as so, so why act like were in the style of 600AD? And spending money can`t kill you by bacterial infection and cause a lot of pain and blood loss. As it says, do your research. This is a very dangerous and (oh my god! An opinion on a forum, freak out!) stupid. If you want to do this to your body, (no one in specific) then go ahead. But I recommend you don`t use the simple supplies here, like `kitchen scissors, or a small knife.` (as stated in the diary) Alien, its ok for you to express your opinions, and no one freaked out on you until after you freaked on them. Cool it, its just opinions.
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Male 528
But I dont understand what can come out of splitting your tongue in half.
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Female 21
It`s ridiculous that people are giving instructions to do this sort of thing at home. If you really want to split your tounge in half you should definitely go to a professional rather than risk bleeding to death by your own sloppy work.

Soon there will be chop your penis in half at home instructions and half of you will be saying `It`s their choice, respect it`.

Not every stupid decision people make deserves respect. Sure they can do whatever they want, but they can`t expect people not to have negative opinions about it. People who do that type of poo are attention whores who don`t care what sort of attention they get, negative or positive.

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Female 1,984
I candidly declare that any person who bifurcates his/her tongue is an absolute moron! The tongue is not meant to be fooled around with! Respect it!

>-(

I hate piercings too. Sure the people aren`t hurting others, but they`re hurting THEMSELVES and that`s irrational. (Yes, that`s right. I don`t have any piercings - including the ears.)

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Female 174
I think it looks good on some people.. must be fun to make out with someone who has that done, haha!
But it does look insanely painful and I don`t do pain OR blood.. so I`d never do it myself!! :-S
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Female 1,004
Hn....reminds me of Eric the lizard man! He had his tongue cut in half (not sure if he was freaky enough to do it himself, however) quite a bit further than this kid did. He also had implants on his brow to make his face more lizard-like, along with the scale tattoos...Alot of people do stuff like that, and I`m just going to say that my opinion is that people tend to get a little carried away with their obsessions...
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Male 74
That guy has balls. Much respect to do that yourself, as I wouldn`t even pay someone else to do it to me.
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Male 437
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.....
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Male 76
theres only 1 word to describe these freaks > EMO
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Female 694
lieunym, I`m pretty sure he did the whole diary thing for entertainment. I`m not sure, but I liked it. I wouldn`t do it, but it was pretty cool and I`m glad his tongue didn`t get horribly infected.
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Female 458
How does buying clothes made from sweatshops compare to splitting your tongue in half? (first page..)
And if he`s telling us not to do this procedure in the first place.. since it does seem unsafe.. WHY is he posting it all over the internet and giving us instructions?
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Female 1,413
"cool lizzard effect"
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Male 144
that is the grossest and most painful thing I`ve ever seen. Why would anyone in their right mind do that?!
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Female 1,944
ahh it hurts to look at
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Female 98
Its not that bad. A friend of mine did this when he was 16 and it looks fine. I just hate when he does the lizard tongue flick. Ugh..
I love body mod like this, it makes life so much more interesting.
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Female 130
ew. Okay I know this isn`t exactly appropriete but can you imagine the joy of getting eaten out with that kind of tongue. Granted I`m a lesbian so I like that but that would be sweet. Also it would give you a speech impediment. Which sucks.
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Male 2,958
"NOTE: This is just a general description. Its best to look at my diary of it and to do a little more research before you attempt it. This is a dangerous procedure. But like anything, just keep a close eye on it, don`t be an idiot, and keep all your tools clean.

NOTE 2: I would suggest not performing this procedure. lol"

quoted right from the page.

And there`s a tiny bit of a difference between conducting surgery on yourself and tying a piece of string to your tounge piercing.

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Female 339
Nobody`s angry at this random person for wanting to mutilate their tongue, but rather the fact they`re advertising it as something thats safe to do on yourself

If it was a "perform your own nose job" site instead, would you all be so quick to say "hey, everyone chill out, there`s nothing wrong with breaking your nose and putting yourself into almost unbearable pain to make it look nice even though your not trained to do this kind of thing"

Nope, i dont think so

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Male 2,958
-wait, wouldnt they start lisping and stuff?-

Yeah, then you proceed to grow scales and by the end of the whole endeavor you survive off of swallowing rodents whole.

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Male 2,005
ehm... that was way more weird than i even imagined.

kinda cool but really freaky.

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Female 165
Hmm, I wonder how it feels to tongue kiss someone whose tongue is like that.
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Female 130
Creepy.

wait, wouldnt they sart lisping and stuff?

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Female 1,395
you can tell my the cr%p on his tongue that his breath stinks. He should de-fur his tongue.
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Male 731
^lmfao!
oh and you can have it done by lazer or razor, wich is faster and much less painfull then that

and alienexpress, shut the hell up
youre babbling needless spam and nobodys listening

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Female 281
Freaks. HA! Imgaine the surprise the denist would get... "Open wide.... HOLY JESUS!"
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Male 9
I agree with AlienExpress` sentiment, just not his method of argument. What I think he was trying to say is that people do all kinds of things that don`t necessarily make sense, but are accepted because they are the norm. The truth is that only a few decades ago piercings (except lobes) were looked down upon much more so than they are today. Another truth is that piercings have existed for literally thousands of years. The oldest known mummified corpse has ear piercings and tattoos. What is and is not deemed socially acceptable varies as much as the societies themselves, and I would cite this little discussion as direct proof of that.

As a side note, I have multiple piercings of my own and I daresay most of you would shudder at the thought of them too (nipples, anyone?). My girlfriend just got two dermal anchors put in her neck yesterday. Would I undergo this procedure? No. Am I glad that some people do? Absolutely. If you can`t express yourself, then whats the point?

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Male 946
well must be good for pleasin the ladies ;)
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Female 2,552
..ew.
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Female 131
Sorry for the double post, but I just read through all the comments. Chillax people! There`s no reason to get all worked up about this. I bet the majority of you have your ears or something pierced. How exactly is this that much different? I could tell you, "Wow, that`s stupid. Why would you want to stick holes in your ears to hang shiny stuff from?" but I`m not. Because frankly, you can do whatever you want.

This guy isn`t hurting anybody. He wants to cut his tongue in half for aesthetic reasons, and a lot of other people want to punch holes in their ears to dangle metal from. The only real difference is that the latter is more socially accepted.

Seriously, you don`t even know this person. There`s no reason to get all worked up about him doing what he likes, and dislike him just for something he did to his tongue. We should be past things like this.

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Female 1,172
I think it`s ugly...meh
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Female 131
Guys, everyone is allowed to do anything they want to their body. At least they`re not mutilating other people, that`s when it`s wrong.

In this case, hey whatever floats your boat. Nobody`s telling me ear piercing is stupid, so I don`t see any reason to tell them that cutting their tongue in half is stupid.

To each his own.

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Female 6
I kinda get why people do this, i dont see it being much different to getting a tattoo.
I personally wouldnt get it done, sends shivers down my spine thinking of it. But ive seen worse...anyone seen the guy who made himself look like a tiger?? that was weird. Each to their own i suppose.
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Male 312
Not something I would ever do. But at least I`m adult enough to respect their decision, unlike many of you f*cking hypocritical self-serving closet conformists who want to ridicule and/or punch these people in the face. Do it. I hope they are also crazy enough to pull a blade on your pussy ass and give you a second smile, ear to ear.
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Male 119
oh and to reverse it is more painful, most people who get it reversed don`t do it willingly. The army has new rules on this so if you go to the army you need to get it reversed. (just thought that was interesting)
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Male 119
Also the pain might be a reason for some people to want to do it.
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Male 119
my point was, everyone here does stuff just as stupid as this just not as noticeable. Wasn`t saying its the best thing ever. I wouldn`t do this, i don`t think its that cool. Some people do this for reasons no one here understands. Vanity might be one of them but i bet everyone here has done something for vanity.

Patriot there is a fine line between clever and stupid.

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Male 382
One word: why?
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Female 210
[quote]On 2/23/2007 4:29:49 AM Zerocyde wrote: If you ever meet a person irl who has this done and you don`t punch them in the face, then you are just as bad as they are.[/quote]
QFT
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Male 2,958
I mean. It doesn`t make sense to me, but it makes less sense that people are getting angry about what this guy is doing.

Why should you give a damn what this guy has done to his tounge? Let alone get full out offended by it. Jesus, people. Just because it`s not something you or anyone you know would do, it doesn`t make him any less human.

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Female 748
It should be noted that having your tongue scalpelled (by an experienced professional) is easier, quicker, and less painful than slowly tying it off until it splits.
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Male 4,393
....and why wound i do that??
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Female 339
Alien express, no matter how much you may try to make it sound good, the simple fact is.... its a hell of a lot of pain and a fatal risk of infection out of pure vanity.

I thought having a peice of steel inserted into your tongue was stupid, but doing that plus moving it back and forth so much it splits your tongue open... *vomits*

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Female 718
im screaming inside...
thats dangerous theres a main blood vessle in your tounge right?
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Male 732
Oh man, don`t do it, really, don`t do it!
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Female 670
My brother told me how to do this once... I wouldn`t want to, though. But I may get a tongue piercing. :]
I lurv (yes, lurv) body mods.
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Male 756
Dear alienexpress - Obviously on your trip to Earth, you took some hard hits as you passed through the asteroid belt. Here`s hoping for a speedy and successful recovery.
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Female 1,228
what turns you on right?
hey, if it`s not intentionally hurting anyone else, why not?

nb, I do feel the comments on here are getting slightly heated, show some love people.
Argueing over the web is useless,
just chill out.

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Male 112
YAy this looks like so much fun I am going to this right now.
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Female 1,071
Urgh... that sends a shudder up my spine...
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Male 9
Not exactly glue. More like sew together. It is reversible.
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Male 2,216
...why?

If you dont like it when you`ve done you cant exactly glue it back together.

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Male 119
millions of years evolving the perfect liver and look what half the population does
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Male 959
millions of years evolving the perfect tongue for humans and look what some d!ckhead does
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Male 119
zerocyde your ignorant
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Male 119
a winner never quits a quitter never wins

its not back tracking if you didn`t get my point
and i answered your points, it is reversible (you said it wasn`t)

what you find comparable isn`t a very good point

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Male 3,255
If you ever meet a person irl who has this done and you don`t punch them in the face, then you are just as bad as they are.
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Male 119
well you missed the point completely but ok

if you did any research at all you would know it is reversible, maybe with some bad side effects

the point with the spending thing is that everyone does stupid stuff that is harmful that someone can poke at

this just gets a lot more crap because its a lot more weird

and for a side note i don`t do this kind of stuff

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Female 344
~<
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Male 119
just because you dont know/care what harm your spending is doing doesnt make it any less stupid, its actually quite safe if you know what your doing so idk why that makes it stupid, some people just like doing things themselves.
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Male 119
im a math person not an english person =\
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Male 2,372
[quote]On 2/23/2007 3:06:50 AM AlienExpress wrote: some people have different interests[/quote]
Yeah, like punctuation. :-P
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Male 2,567
Omfg, I can`t move my legs.
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Male 119
yeah and like i said some people have different interests the whole mutilation thing is a big thing don`t believe me check out bmezine, while other people are just more interested in buying stuff...
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Male 119
some people have different interests get over it everyone who thinks this is stupid maybe you like to where sweat shop clothes and use your money selfishly thats pretty stupid and messed up to me
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Male 888
Aah.. WHY? /cringe
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Male 779
Yeeaahh...
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Female 171
I know an idiot who wanted to do that, Im going to send him the link and watch him f*ck up his tongue
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Male 536
And the point of that is? Jesus... More proof humanity really is fu*ked.
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Female 316
ow. :-?
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Male 10,115
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