Ferrari Man on eBay

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ferrari-Testarossa_W0QQitemZ300076657156QQihZ020QQcategoryZ6212QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Click seller"s rating num, then click on the item next to the most recent comment to see the last thing he bought. NSFW.
There are 108 comments:
Male 124
bla
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Female 655
i see nothing =[
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Female 1,025
ROFL. hahah
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Male 43
Sick...
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Male 266
haha a penis pump.. thats new
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Female 36
Wow...you can buy EVERYTHING on Ebay. O_O
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Male 292
hahahaha
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Female 124
It`s kinda disturbing that anyone can snoop through your ebay purchases. But then again who goes shopping for sex toys on ebay??
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Female 314
lmao.....wow for so much money the dude does not have a huge ego......... oh and it better not be used...
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Male 374
0.o

How... strange.
He left a feedback comment.

All it said was "Good."

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Male 52
oh my freaking god
:-O
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Female 15
that was worth the hassle...wasnt expecting that at all...lmao :-D
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Male 36
Maybe the c*ck pump broke his penis....and now he needs surgery...so he has to sell his car to pay for it
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Female 177
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA mwaahahaha
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Male 1,383
why not just directly link this?
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Male 317
LOL
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Male 1,231
Lets hope only one of the items was second hand...
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Female 243
That dirty little basturd...I didnt even KNOW they sold things like that on eBay...
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Female 340
that was a little confusing for me. but that is probably because i dont use ebay.
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Female 35
I think that was the funniest observation I`ve ever come across!
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Male 205
I can`t find out where the hell to go!!!!!!!!
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Female 215
*DISCLAIMER: after comments about my bad english, I now need to tell people its not my native language. Now you know I`m not a retard, just love to learn many languages ^^ Thank You ^^

Damn it`s SAD that you feel like you have to do that. You write English better than a LOT of these guys. At least it doesn`t look like you`re using SMS on a cellphone...

And HAHA for the link. Very funny. Someone thinks that women are REALLY shallow.

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Female 1,398
wtf
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Male 99
ya once u get ridda the ferrari you got nothing to compensate.... Better buy a TITAN!
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Female 52
Guess it`s true that a hot car is an attempt to make up for something...though it seems he decided to approach the problem form another angle...
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Female 173
after i figured out how to get there, my mouth dropped open. i think my jaw hit the floor. TOTALLY was not expecting that. lol. *gives major kudos*
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Female 208
lol, wow.:-/ i never thought that stereotype was actually true to any extent.
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Male 577
My god...
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Male 210
"It was for his friend, obviously."
Yeah because everyone asks their friends for penis pumps.
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Female 2,220
hahahahahahaahhaahhaahahahahahah~


hahahahahaahahahahahah


HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

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Male 26
roflmao. that made me laugh sooooo much
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Female 1,944
why do you need "lube" for a penis pump?
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Female 302
Come on ... the guy have little self estime problem, he think that enlarging is penis will make him more happy and more desirable

*cough* Bullpoo *cough*

i dont know why man make such a focus on the size of their penis -_- thats ridiculous...

But i can see the type of guy we have there... Macho, ferrari, sport fan "probably" (quick! do something manly!) BUT terribly complexed because he dont have Rocco`s penis ...

man... weirds little creatures...

Did i mention he is probably single? :P

*DISCLAIMER: after comments about my bad english, I now need to tell people its not my native language. Now you know I`m not a retard, just love to learn many languages ^^ Thank You ^^

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Male 64
Oh my...
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Male 21
I`d have to agree with backdraft123, even though I`m sporting a thick 9 1/2
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Male 1,003
I need one of those. I thought they were more expensive.
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Male 143
talk about a HUGE surprise
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Male 572
it comes with its own lubricant yay
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Male 1,425
haha, wowwww.
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Male 222
That`s why you make bids private... LOL
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Male 743
hahahahahahahahahhaahaahahhahahaha
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Female 85
*that certainly presented a big shock is wat i ment hehehe
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Female 85
oh dear... certainly present a big shcok (no pun intended) lmao :-)
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Female 395
Well, with a larger penis, he won`t need a Ferrari
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Male 2,958
-not that difficult to catch the underlying humor, b-hazard.-

if I thought it was I wouldn`t have been suprised no one pointed it out, yet.

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Female 55
Did anyone else find the feedback left by the seller the least bit disturbing?

"Thank you for an easy, pleasant transaction. Excellent buyer. A++++++."

Hmm, pleasant and easy. Just like the penis pump.

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Male 35
wow, why isnt that auction a private listing
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Female 2
#16

This is fantastic!!!

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Male 2,720
When I was a kid I had a little 3" ferrari. I used to play with it all the time.
But I eventually lost it, down a manhole.
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Female 533
did anybody else notice that the title for the car said 1984 and the description said 1986? I bet he lies about the size of his penis, too!!! lol
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Male 131
LOL. Is it in used condition?
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Male 49
Wow, just about everything I find on fazed.org appears here the next day.
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Male 40
Okay, seriously. Who wasted their time looking for this? I don`t know about you, but I don`t just browse through random Ebay profiles in my spare time...
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Male 105
I SO did not need to know that.
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Male 393
Ironically those pumps make your c*ck go the same colour as that ferrari. (or so i`ve been told)
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Male 2,616
not that difficult to catch the underlying humor, b-hazard.
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Female 5
so did he even get the pump? It says that the pump seller is no longer a registered user. Ferrari guy will be heart broken.
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Male 559
lol "love pump"
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Female 119
I guess that`s why he had a Ferrari...
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Male 1,725
lol thats messed up
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Female 1,697
I DON`T UNDERSTAND, WHERE CAN I READ ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT??????

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Female 6
Woooooow . . . I giggle so hard! I can`t look at it with out giggeling! come on! FUNNY!
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Male 330
How do you find something like this?
It`s Perfect!
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Male 12
not safe for work
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Male 38
What is NSFW?
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Female 395
lol
i wanted to see what else he bought...
maybe one of his latest buys was a toupe...

and stop taking everything so seriously people!
enjoy valentines day and chill

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Male 96
Now that he has his penis enlarger pump he doesn`t need his fake Ferrari anymore.

Still hanging on his toupet, though.

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Female 87
Embarrassing much?
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Male 286
is it used or new?
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Female 205
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No comment.
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Female 1,496
Oops sorry. Not a kit car, just a repaired front bumper. After I read his profile and looked at his photos. My bad.
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Female 1,496
I hate to point this out, and the only reason I know this is because I`ve built one. That "Ferrari" of his is a kit car. A third of the price but still sharp looking. It has the tell tale sign, the grill of the car is a typical kit car grill. They have to change certain things to keep it from being a copyright issue. I bet he has a 351 in there.
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Female 26
Eww.. why would you buy something like that off of eBay? Where is the guaruntee that it`s never been used?
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Female 43
I like the feedback the buyer left for the (now defunct) seller...one word:

good

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Female 29
lol disturbing and funny, kudos!
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Male 184
HAHA I would hate to him right now!!!
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Male 943
your point being? what the guy does in his spare time is nobody`s business
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Male 1,142
i dont use ebay so i had to read the instructions from the poster about 5 times. this kind of thing is why i dont use credit cards to pay for things. dont like leaving records even if im just buying a news paper.

if i was a super hero i would be captain paranoid.

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Female 3,001
wow. took me forever to find it. but it was funny so it was worth it :)
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Male 694
I guess he was overcompinating for something with that ferrari
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Female 630
haha nsfw i think!
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Male 591
um... yeah.... right...
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Female 6
Where was the NSFW.....very offensive :P ewwwwwww
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Male 438
"I don`t think you understand it`s so small, it`s litelraly concave!"

Ah the hilarity.

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Male 2,216
...so? That wasnt worth the hassle.
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Female 344
He has an inferiority complex about his....
Pretty sad~
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Female 606
well, all i can say is, have fun with that, mr. "pumper."
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Female 1,228
ha ha lol.
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Male 1,265
lol?

So now that he has a bigger penis, he doesn`t have to compensate with the car?

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Male 2,958
No one is finding the underlying humor in this?

There`s that little "joke" that guys with sports cars are compensating, so It`s like he had the ferrari to make up for his...short comings. But now he doesn`t need it anymore because he`s "improved" himself.

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Male 236
o yeah...the link...was it for the ferrari or the penis enlarger thing?
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Male 236
"Will the penis return to original size after using?" Unfortunately we do not have that answer and can not guarantee or be responsible for any results.---a link within itself-ROFL!!
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Male 452
lol ferrari wanker
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Female 242
aaaahahahahahaha.
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Male 643
It was for his friend, obviously.
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Male 991
Wasn`t expecting that... :-/
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Female 1,972
he had to buy the pump because he`s selling the ferrari
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Male 4,246
ARRRGH!!! KMP, I totally wish I had thought of that first.
"It`s not mine! Somebody`s playing a joke on me!"
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Male 160
haha....im thinking if you have a ferrari, most women wont care about size.
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Male 4,246
*snicker* I think this is what sex shops are meant for: Buying sexual devices IN PRIVATE.
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Female 95
No drating way, how sad and funny too
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Male 2,576
"Those really arn`t my bag baby"
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Male 2,567
ok.....
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Male 242
90 bucks for a penis pump??? damn...didn`t know they were that much
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Male 400
wat??
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Female 106
this should go under nsfw. lol
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Male 896
Yay... eww.
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Male 10,115
Link: Ferrari Man on eBay [Rate Link] - Click seller`s rating num, then click on the item next to the most recent comment to see the last thing he bought. NSFW.
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