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Date: 02/14/07 02:28 AM

108 Responses to Ferrari Man on eBay

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 1:10 am
    Link: Ferrari Man on eBay - Click seller`s rating num, then click on the item next to the most recent comment to see the last thing he bought. NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:34 am
    Yay... eww.
  3. Profile photo of ladydarkwind
    ladydarkwind Female 18-29
    106 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:37 am
    this should go under nsfw. lol
  4. Profile photo of zintosion
    zintosion Male 13-17
    400 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:48 am
    wat??
  5. Profile photo of Spriggan666
    Spriggan666 Male 18-29
    242 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:50 am
    90 bucks for a penis pump??? damn...didn`t know they were that much
  6. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:53 am
    ok.....
  7. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:55 am
    "Those really arn`t my bag baby"
  8. Profile photo of NewZelandHer
    NewZelandHer Female 18-29
    95 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:56 am
    No drating way, how sad and funny too
  9. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:57 am
    *snicker* I think this is what sex shops are meant for: Buying sexual devices IN PRIVATE.
  10. Profile photo of backdraft123
    backdraft123 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:57 am
    haha....im thinking if you have a ferrari, most women wont care about size.
  11. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:58 am
    ARRRGH!!! KMP, I totally wish I had thought of that first.
    "It`s not mine! Somebody`s playing a joke on me!"
  12. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 3:12 am
    he had to buy the pump because he`s selling the ferrari
  13. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 3:16 am
    Wasn`t expecting that... :-/
  14. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 3:17 am
    It was for his friend, obviously.
  15. Profile photo of chatgirl44
    chatgirl44 Female 18-29
    242 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 3:17 am
    aaaahahahahahaha.
  16. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 3:17 am
    lol ferrari wanker
  17. Profile photo of takerrules
    takerrules Male 18-29
    236 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 3:40 am
    "Will the penis return to original size after using?" Unfortunately we do not have that answer and can not guarantee or be responsible for any results.---a link within itself-ROFL!!
  18. Profile photo of takerrules
    takerrules Male 18-29
    236 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 3:41 am
    o yeah...the link...was it for the ferrari or the penis enlarger thing?
  19. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 3:55 am
    No one is finding the underlying humor in this?

    There`s that little "joke" that guys with sports cars are compensating, so It`s like he had the ferrari to make up for his...short comings. But now he doesn`t need it anymore because he`s "improved" himself.

  20. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 4:08 am
    lol?

    So now that he has a bigger penis, he doesn`t have to compensate with the car?

  21. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 4:11 am
    ha ha lol.
  22. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 4:18 am
    well, all i can say is, have fun with that, mr. "pumper."
  23. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 4:22 am
    He has an inferiority complex about his....
    Pretty sad~
  24. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 4:23 am
    ...so? That wasnt worth the hassle.
  25. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 4:36 am
    "I don`t think you understand it`s so small, it`s litelraly concave!"

    Ah the hilarity.

  26. Profile photo of Princess9213
    Princess9213 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 5:01 am
    Where was the NSFW.....very offensive :P ewwwwwww
  27. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 5:06 am
    um... yeah.... right...
  28. Profile photo of yakkitori
    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 5:12 am
    haha nsfw i think!
  29. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    695 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 5:59 am
    I guess he was overcompinating for something with that ferrari
  30. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 6:16 am
    wow. took me forever to find it. but it was funny so it was worth it :)
  31. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 6:25 am
    i dont use ebay so i had to read the instructions from the poster about 5 times. this kind of thing is why i dont use credit cards to pay for things. dont like leaving records even if im just buying a news paper.

    if i was a super hero i would be captain paranoid.

  32. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 6:25 am
    your point being? what the guy does in his spare time is nobody`s business
  33. Profile photo of cookie11111
    cookie11111 Male 13-17
    184 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 6:51 am
    HAHA I would hate to him right now!!!
  34. Profile photo of sanrio908
    sanrio908 Female 13-17
    29 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 7:17 am
    lol disturbing and funny, kudos!
  35. Profile photo of Felice1
    Felice1 Female 50-59
    43 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 7:27 am
    I like the feedback the buyer left for the (now defunct) seller...one word:

    good

  36. Profile photo of jilly__bones
    jilly__bones Female 18-29
    26 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 7:45 am
    Eww.. why would you buy something like that off of eBay? Where is the guaruntee that it`s never been used?
  37. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 7:46 am
    I hate to point this out, and the only reason I know this is because I`ve built one. That "Ferrari" of his is a kit car. A third of the price but still sharp looking. It has the tell tale sign, the grill of the car is a typical kit car grill. They have to change certain things to keep it from being a copyright issue. I bet he has a 351 in there.
  38. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 7:48 am
    Oops sorry. Not a kit car, just a repaired front bumper. After I read his profile and looked at his photos. My bad.
  39. Profile photo of NiGHTS13
    NiGHTS13 Female 13-17
    205 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 8:12 am
    ...
    No comment.
  40. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 8:19 am
    is it used or new?
  41. Profile photo of dazlthenites
    dazlthenites Female 18-29
    87 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 8:31 am
    Embarrassing much?
  42. Profile photo of omgwtflol
    omgwtflol Male 18-29
    96 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 8:45 am
    Now that he has his penis enlarger pump he doesn`t need his fake Ferrari anymore.

    Still hanging on his toupet, though.

  43. Profile photo of onlytati
    onlytati Female 18-29
    395 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 9:05 am
    lol
    i wanted to see what else he bought...
    maybe one of his latest buys was a toupe...

    and stop taking everything so seriously people!
    enjoy valentines day and chill

  44. Profile photo of MythBuster
    MythBuster Male 13-17
    38 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 10:04 am
    What is NSFW?
  45. Profile photo of gelowitzm
    gelowitzm Male 13-17
    12 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 10:08 am
    not safe for work
  46. Profile photo of DBtG
    DBtG Male 18-29
    330 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 10:13 am
    How do you find something like this?
    It`s Perfect!
  47. Profile photo of 851kidd
    851kidd Female 18-29
    6 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 10:43 am
    Woooooow . . . I giggle so hard! I can`t look at it with out giggeling! come on! FUNNY!
  48. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 10:43 am
    I DON`T UNDERSTAND, WHERE CAN I READ ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT??????

  49. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 10:44 am
    lol thats messed up
  50. Profile photo of AMU
    AMU Female 18-29
    119 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 10:47 am
    I guess that`s why he had a Ferrari...
  51. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 10:54 am
    lol "love pump"
  52. Profile photo of SlootyBoutch
    SlootyBoutch Female 18-29
    5 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 11:21 am
    so did he even get the pump? It says that the pump seller is no longer a registered user. Ferrari guy will be heart broken.
  53. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 11:40 am
    not that difficult to catch the underlying humor, b-hazard.
  54. Profile photo of sprink99
    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 11:43 am
    Ironically those pumps make your c*ck go the same colour as that ferrari. (or so i`ve been told)
  55. Profile photo of iceco
    iceco Male 18-29
    105 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    I SO did not need to know that.
  56. Profile photo of MiddleGoose
    MiddleGoose Male 18-29
    40 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    Okay, seriously. Who wasted their time looking for this? I don`t know about you, but I don`t just browse through random Ebay profiles in my spare time...
  57. Profile photo of tbid2
    tbid2 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    Wow, just about everything I find on fazed.org appears here the next day.
  58. Profile photo of person1993
    person1993 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 12:48 pm
    LOL. Is it in used condition?
  59. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    did anybody else notice that the title for the car said 1984 and the description said 1986? I bet he lies about the size of his penis, too!!! lol
  60. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:07 pm
    When I was a kid I had a little 3" ferrari. I used to play with it all the time.
    But I eventually lost it, down a manhole.
  61. Profile photo of josepancho
    josepancho Female 18-29
    2 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    #16

    This is fantastic!!!

  62. Profile photo of MetaToast
    MetaToast Male 18-29
    35 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    wow, why isnt that auction a private listing
  63. Profile photo of FyrfytinGirl
    FyrfytinGirl Female 13-17
    55 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    Did anyone else find the feedback left by the seller the least bit disturbing?

    "Thank you for an easy, pleasant transaction. Excellent buyer. A++++++."

    Hmm, pleasant and easy. Just like the penis pump.

  64. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    -not that difficult to catch the underlying humor, b-hazard.-

    if I thought it was I wouldn`t have been suprised no one pointed it out, yet.

  65. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:49 pm
    Well, with a larger penis, he won`t need a Ferrari
  66. Profile photo of treetastic
    treetastic Female 13-17
    85 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    oh dear... certainly present a big shcok (no pun intended) lmao :-)
  67. Profile photo of treetastic
    treetastic Female 13-17
    85 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    *that certainly presented a big shock is wat i ment hehehe
  68. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    hahahahahahahahahhaahaahahhahahaha
  69. Profile photo of AlewaresXD
    AlewaresXD Male 18-29
    222 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    That`s why you make bids private... LOL
  70. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 3:25 pm
    haha, wowwww.
  71. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    it comes with its own lubricant yay
  72. Profile photo of primetime101
    primetime101 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    talk about a HUGE surprise
  73. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 4:10 pm
    I need one of those. I thought they were more expensive.
  74. Profile photo of lerone21
    lerone21 Male 30-39
    21 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    I`d have to agree with backdraft123, even though I`m sporting a thick 9 1/2
  75. Profile photo of Moop_stick
    Moop_stick Male 13-17
    64 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    Oh my...
  76. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    Come on ... the guy have little self estime problem, he think that enlarging is penis will make him more happy and more desirable

    *cough* Bullpoo *cough*

    i dont know why man make such a focus on the size of their penis -_- thats ridiculous...

    But i can see the type of guy we have there... Macho, ferrari, sport fan "probably" (quick! do something manly!) BUT terribly complexed because he dont have Rocco`s penis ...

    man... weirds little creatures...

    Did i mention he is probably single? :P

    *DISCLAIMER: after comments about my bad english, I now need to tell people its not my native language. Now you know I`m not a retard, just love to learn many languages ^^ Thank You ^^

  77. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 5:54 pm
    why do you need "lube" for a penis pump?
  78. Profile photo of d_4biden1
    d_4biden1 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 6:01 pm
    roflmao. that made me laugh sooooo much
  79. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    hahahahahahaahhaahhaahahahahahah~


    hahahahahaahahahahahah


    HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

  80. Profile photo of 107249
    107249 Male 13-17
    210 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    "It was for his friend, obviously."
    Yeah because everyone asks their friends for penis pumps.
  81. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    My god...
  82. Profile photo of aToMiC_dOg18
    aToMiC_dOg18 Female 13-17
    208 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    lol, wow.:-/ i never thought that stereotype was actually true to any extent.
  83. Profile photo of SillyCilly
    SillyCilly Female 13-17
    173 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 8:25 pm
    after i figured out how to get there, my mouth dropped open. i think my jaw hit the floor. TOTALLY was not expecting that. lol. *gives major kudos*
  84. Profile photo of Taurus01979
    Taurus01979 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    Guess it`s true that a hot car is an attempt to make up for something...though it seems he decided to approach the problem form another angle...
  85. Profile photo of allen98601
    allen98601 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    ya once u get ridda the ferrari you got nothing to compensate.... Better buy a TITAN!
  86. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 10:18 pm
    wtf
  87. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    *DISCLAIMER: after comments about my bad english, I now need to tell people its not my native language. Now you know I`m not a retard, just love to learn many languages ^^ Thank You ^^

    Damn it`s SAD that you feel like you have to do that. You write English better than a LOT of these guys. At least it doesn`t look like you`re using SMS on a cellphone...

    And HAHA for the link. Very funny. Someone thinks that women are REALLY shallow.

  88. Profile photo of Assassin_963
    Assassin_963 Male 13-17
    205 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 10:56 pm
    I can`t find out where the hell to go!!!!!!!!
  89. Profile photo of UniQueLyEviL
    UniQueLyEviL Female 18-29
    35 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 12:56 am
    I think that was the funniest observation I`ve ever come across!
  90. Profile photo of kaybublz
    kaybublz Female 18-29
    340 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 3:40 am
    that was a little confusing for me. but that is probably because i dont use ebay.
  91. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 12:22 pm
    That dirty little basturd...I didnt even KNOW they sold things like that on eBay...
  92. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 1:06 pm
    Lets hope only one of the items was second hand...
  93. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    LOL
  94. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    why not just directly link this?
  95. Profile photo of *Crazy Dude*
    *Crazy Dude* Female 13-17
    177 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA mwaahahaha
  96. Profile photo of grreat747
    grreat747 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    Maybe the c*ck pump broke his penis....and now he needs surgery...so he has to sell his car to pay for it
  97. Profile photo of c_me_bliss
    c_me_bliss Female 13-17
    15 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    that was worth the hassle...wasnt expecting that at all...lmao :-D
  98. Profile photo of Dragonman15
    Dragonman15 Male 13-17
    52 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    oh my freaking god
    :-O
  99. Profile photo of ddr_coke21
    ddr_coke21 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    0.o

    How... strange.
    He left a feedback comment.

    All it said was "Good."

  100. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    lmao.....wow for so much money the dude does not have a huge ego......... oh and it better not be used...
  101. Profile photo of kittenpants
    kittenpants Female 30-39
    124 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    It`s kinda disturbing that anyone can snoop through your ebay purchases. But then again who goes shopping for sex toys on ebay??
  102. Profile photo of damoo
    damoo Male 18-29
    292 posts
    February 16, 2007 at 2:20 am
    hahahaha
  103. Profile photo of Kateness777
    Kateness777 Female 18-29
    36 posts
    February 16, 2007 at 2:38 am
    Wow...you can buy EVERYTHING on Ebay. O_O
  104. Profile photo of pudsey123
    pudsey123 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    February 16, 2007 at 11:38 am
    haha a penis pump.. thats new
  105. Profile photo of THX_1138_514
    THX_1138_514 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    February 16, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    Sick...
  106. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    February 16, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    ROFL. hahah
  107. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    April 23, 2007 at 7:55 pm
    i see nothing =[
  108. Profile photo of TrampyMan
    TrampyMan Male 18-29
    124 posts
    July 27, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    bla

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