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Date: 02/28/07 02:12 AM

90 Responses to Clever Advertisements

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 12:21 am
    Link: Clever Advertisements - Heh, I like some of these. Warning: some NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of Dizzy_K
    Dizzy_K Male 13-17
    425 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:31 am
    "We`re just as excited as you"

    loved it :)

  3. Profile photo of acdc_rocks91
    acdc_rocks91 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:35 am
    uh, whats the poin of having a top with picture of tits? it makes no sense, you cover them up, but you still show them what theyre missing, but theyere kinda not missing it?
    whatever, i hate commercial, and no matter how clever it is, IT WILL ALWAYS ANNOY THE SH*T OUT OF ME
  4. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:38 am
    I really liked the pizza eye hole one.
  5. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:43 am
    The volvo one was kinda stupid. The pizza delivery one was genius!!
  6. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:50 am
    Pizza delivery FTW ...

    Play boy one ... I would pray for rain :D

  7. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:52 am
    Love those creative/sexy ads, however some are for pervs....

    ~puke~

  8. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:00 am
    I don`t get the fascination with boobs. Honestly. Everyone has them - even guys. Balls of fat with mammary tissue and nipples? Not so much attractive.

    As for the ads, some were reposts, but that pizza one was quite amusing. Would probably creep me out if I saw it outside my door though...

  9. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:00 am
    Just because they`re sexually themed, they`re for `pervs?` Oh, whatever.
  10. Profile photo of thebob19
    thebob19 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:15 am
    I liked the pizza one but then everytime I would look out the peep hole I would want pizza..

    Then the axe one with a skirt.. why not just steal or yet borrow one of your girlfriends.. or are you that lame and can`t get one!!

  11. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:47 am
    Ive seen all of them before exept the last one
  12. Profile photo of BigGuyMikePA
    BigGuyMikePA Male 18-29
    99 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:48 am
    Funny stuff...
  13. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 4:42 am
    Vindicate: Think about how lots of women feel about shoes. That`s the way many men feel about boobs. Bizarre? Hellz yeah. It`s 3:42 AM.
  14. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 4:55 am
    boobs are way hotter than butts. just think about it.

    these ads were clever.

  15. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 4:56 am
    these were good, but seen most of them.
    whats with all the words in russian anyway?
  16. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:04 am
    clever.
  17. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:52 am
    wow i liked it :) they were cool
  18. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 6:58 am
    HAHaha last one is def. the best
  19. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 7:05 am
    I don`t know about the pizza delivery man one.
    You look through the peeper and think "hooray, free pizza", then you open the door and be disappointed.
  20. Profile photo of arabking
    arabking Male 13-17
    147 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 7:20 am
    The folgers one was kinda strange. and the one that says "when you, have body odor people move away" was funny
  21. Profile photo of macaz
    macaz Male 18-29
    5 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 7:24 am
    Vindicate, breasts aren`t attractive? What part of the body do you find attractive, eyes? Squishy balls of vitrous fluid, hair? Dead strands of keratin, muscles? Collected fibres attached to bone. Get the picture?
  22. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 8:00 am
    Two words, Yay Sex!

    Agree with most of the guys above about the boobs.

  23. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 9:08 am
    `whats with all the words in russian anyway?`
    that may be cos its a russian site
  24. Profile photo of Andyl
    Andyl Male 18-29
    300 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 9:46 am
    "Squishy balls of vitrous fluid"

    Nah, they`re not squishy. In fact they`re extremely hard to compress just a little bit. Just thought I`d say.

    Those ads were pretty clever, although I`d seen most of them before. That volvo one always cracks me up though.

  25. Profile photo of nfnfnf
    nfnfnf Female 18-29
    40 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 10:01 am
    "Wednesday, February 28, 2007 3:15:12 AM
    I liked the pizza one but then everytime I would look out the peep hole I would want pizza.."


    Ummmm....I think that`s the point!

    And boobs are great, I`m a straight girl and i even think that! Hey, everyone knows that sex sells

  26. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 10:04 am
    Funny, these people come up with some good ideas.
  27. Profile photo of laila1992
    laila1992 Female 18-29
    66 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 10:25 am
    Yeah, great ideas that these guys got, the Volvo one made laugh out loud :P
  28. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 10:37 am
    More than half have already been on IAB, but some of those were good.
  29. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 11:01 am
    I like-a do da chacha
  30. Profile photo of flamingbambi
    flamingbambi Female 13-17
    235 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 11:23 am
    I actually thought the boobs/wet t-shirt ad was pretty clever. Sex cells. Get over it.

    I loved the pizza guy...and i thought the bags for nail-biting were pretty funny XD

  31. Profile photo of flamingbambi
    flamingbambi Female 13-17
    235 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 11:24 am
    .....Crap! I just made a pun without realising it...excuse my strange spelling there...
  32. Profile photo of maizcul
    maizcul Male 13-17
    73 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    rofl my jofl
  33. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:22 pm
    any part of the body that can`t be controlled and flops around is of interest to people... wieners and boobs
  34. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:58 pm
    hey everyone likes boobs

    FACT!!!

  35. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:58 pm
    I like the Papa Johns pizza one.. and the one with the boobs in the rain, I wonder though.. how do they get it to do that?
  36. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:01 pm
    "I don`t get the fascination with boobs. Honestly. Everyone has them - even guys. Balls of fat with mammary tissue and nipples? Not so much attractive."

    The reason guys like boobs is because they remind them of butts. Seriously, most other primates look at the females butt to see if she`s ready for mating. When we stood up on two legs, the butt became sadly very below eye level. So the boobs then became the next best thing.
    If you go to some countries (like Brazil) the focus IS still on the booty, not the boobs as much. America has, for some reason, put almost all of the sexual focus on the breasts (mostly because they`re close to our eye level) but by now, you can see huge clevage in a skin tight tube top anywhere, and some people admit that the appeal is losing somewhat because the media is always shoving boobs into our faces 24/7.

  37. Profile photo of kh2ishere
    kh2ishere Male 13-17
    61 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    Where can I buy one of those Papa John`s things? I LOVED that! It makes me want pizza now. Too bad I can`t. JUST had a wisdom tooth pulled...
  38. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    liked the we are excited, the one with the wet shirt and others too, so cool!
  39. Profile photo of wtholyf
    wtholyf Male 18-29
    45 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    Just as jjcruiser pointed out, America is the only country that puts a lot of focus on boobs. The rest of the world primarily concerns itself with the butt
  40. Profile photo of theguyuknow
    theguyuknow Male 13-17
    183 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    kh2ishere, love your picture thingy
  41. Profile photo of BeanGreen
    BeanGreen Female 18-29
    122 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    Seeing the female body objectified sexually for capitalist purposes makes me SICK!
  42. Profile photo of pimpachu32
    pimpachu32 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    what was up with the human/animals?
  43. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 4:54 pm
    "I don`t get the fascination with boobs. Honestly. Everyone has them - even guys. Balls of fat with mammary tissue and nipples? Not so much attractive."
    why is grass green? why does the sun rise in the east? why does the moon always face us? its just how things are. although, its arguable that men could be attracted to women with large breast as a natural thing, like more "suitible" to raise children. honestly, i just made that up, but its a possibility...
    "Then the axe one with a skirt.. why not just steal or yet borrow one of your girlfriends.. or are you that lame and can`t get one!!"
    i dont find that very good logic... the skirt is an advertisement for axe or tag or whatever, not just some guy who wanted to put his hand in an empty skirt, so the official axe one would be best. and why in the world should a girl let a guy borrow a skirt for a mousepad?
  44. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    "Seeing the female body objectified sexually for capitalist purposes makes me SICK!"
    maybe you would perfer a third world country where women are objects and have no rights? it MUST be better than making them a symbol of beauty, right?
  45. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    cleaver
  46. Profile photo of flarg
    flarg Male 13-17
    280 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 4:59 pm
    lolz i could imagine peter from family guy looking out the peep hole and opening the door to see there`s no free pizza, then doing it again, and again, and again.
  47. Profile photo of saenzoflife
    saenzoflife Female 18-29
    169 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:09 pm
    Whats with the Humans mophying into animals ad from Honda? Those are the only ones that don`t make sense to me.
  48. Profile photo of RachelAngie
    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:25 pm
    Those are excellent! Very creative.
  49. Profile photo of BeanGreen
    BeanGreen Female 18-29
    122 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:26 pm
    sertrbl--what are you stuck in the cold war? they aren`t called "third world" countries anymore. Plus you said "where women are objects".. I said "objectified". Same thing dude! Shouldnt you be agreeing with me? anyway, "displayed as a symbol of beauty" you say? is advertising art? How is the upskirt mousepad a symbol of beauty? The main objective of the two billboards depicting spread female legs was to depict beauty (rather than sex)? Yeah, you see boobs posted everywhere, but where are the penises, huh? Why is the female body "displayed" more than the male body? Because the female body (as well as females themselves) are objectified. There`s a difference in rights between males and females even in developed countries.
  50. Profile photo of RachelAngie
    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    Maybe the female body is just sexier than the male body. Girls are curvy and soft. Guys... aren`t.
  51. Profile photo of RachelAngie
    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    And of course, I mean the above as responding to the question "Why is the female body displayed more than the male?"

    Who wants to stare at some guy?

  52. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    id probably just stand at the playboy one and wait for it to rain
  53. Profile photo of Puppet_Funk
    Puppet_Funk Male 13-17
    80 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    Really who wants pictures of floppy penis`s eveywhere?
  54. Profile photo of stfu_mr
    stfu_mr Female 13-17
    1 post
    February 28, 2007 at 6:33 pm
    I agree though. Where are all the penises on billboards? Maybe some of us wanna see penis.
  55. Profile photo of NFChaos2003
    NFChaos2003 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 6:45 pm
    The logic behind advertising is such, girls sell. When guys see an attractive woman they see :YOu can have this" but when girls see it, they see "YOu can become this." This may not be true for all cases but that the logic behind it.
  56. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 6:45 pm
    the "were just as exited as you" is my favorite haha!
  57. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 7:21 pm
    Most were really cool, but unfortunately
    some looked pretty photoshopped.
  58. Profile photo of Fishfood123
    Fishfood123 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 7:46 pm
    I bet if a girl asked if they could show you their boobs, 99% of males would say yes
    If a guy asked a girl if she would like to see his penis, 65.4% would say no

    also, i think that boobs are a forbidden object, they are wanted. In Africa, girls go without shirts and everyones cool with it.

  59. Profile photo of erw88
    erw88 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    dear lord.. who cares if they`re photoshopped.
    anyways, they were pretty cool. The pizza one was my favourite.
  60. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 8:47 pm
    O...k
  61. Profile photo of bubba_gum
    bubba_gum Male 13-17
    278 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 9:24 pm
    "any part of the body that can`t be controlled and flops around is of interest to people... wieners and boobs"

    i can sooooooo control my penis thank you -.-

  62. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 9:47 pm
    I keep seeing these over and over...This one had a couple I hadn`t seen before, like the last one, w/ the legs spread...but It`s really starting to get stupid.
  63. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 9:51 pm
    i dont get the second one
  64. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 9:54 pm
    i dont get the second ad
  65. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    hey, R U kidding, I hate shoes. I have one pair of dirty sneakers, always will. men`s obbession with boobs is just sickening.
  66. Profile photo of Infuscation
    Infuscation Male 18-29
    42 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    ob·ses·sion
    n
    1.Compulsive preoccupation with a fixed idea or an unwanted feeling or emotion, often accompanied by symptoms of anxiety.
    2.A compulsive, often unreasonable idea or emotion.
    com·pul·sion
    n
    An irresistible impulse to act, regardless of the rationality of the motivation

    To summarise Woot45, blokes like boobs. Get over it!

  67. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    some of those were brilliant.
    haha.
    nicely done.
  68. Profile photo of snake712
    snake712 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 11:38 pm
    To solve all the female problems with imagining boobs:
    Imagine a hot guy.
    Now imagine he`s wearing really, REALLY tight pants so you can see his balls through them.
    Now magnify 10x and move `em up to the chest (this may actually lower your desire, but I need this to make it accurate.)
    This is every woman on Earth to a guy.
  69. Profile photo of Rufifi
    Rufifi Male 13-17
    480 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 11:43 pm
    i hate feminist. they ruin all the fun. enjoy life as it is dont worry if women are objectified or whatever its writed just sit back and enjoy the rain loflmfao
  70. Profile photo of BeanGreen
    BeanGreen Female 18-29
    122 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 12:16 am
    Yeah well, we feminists hate you male pigs right back, rufifi.
  71. Profile photo of klaatu99
    klaatu99 Male 40-49
    7 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 12:44 am
    I`m gonna make a wild guess and say that the reason BeanGreen has such a problem with sexy ads is because she looks like bigfoot in drag and can`t get anyone to ogle her.
  72. Profile photo of amonstrosity
    amonstrosity Female 18-29
    93 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 1:42 am
    ^^so you`re saying jealousy?
    actually, that almost makes sense, but I`m positive it`s not the only motivator.
  73. Profile photo of BeanGreen
    BeanGreen Female 18-29
    122 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 2:24 am
    So, just because I`m a female standing up for myself means there must be something wrong with me? I have zero issues with my appearance or self-esteem thank you very much, not that I need to justify myself to non-nice individuals such as you. Plus, these ads aren`t sexy. They`re trashy. Big difference.
  74. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 2:35 am
    i couldnt see any of the picture. anyone help?
  75. Profile photo of candy_apple
    candy_apple Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 3:08 am
    O I like the pizza one!

    And as for the rant going on here. Ladies, don`t be mad that guys like boobs...they are suppose to...it`s ok.

  76. Profile photo of BeanGreen
    BeanGreen Female 18-29
    122 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 3:20 am
    There`s nothing wrong with guys liking boobs. I just think it`s wrong that companies are capitalizing on it.
  77. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 7:31 am
    "hey, R U kidding, I hate shoes. I have one pair of dirty sneakers, always will."

    Woot45, please recall that I said `lots of women,` not `all women.` There`s a difference.

  78. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    Ok, will everyone please shut up about boobs and whatnot?

    I understand that what BeanGreen is saying is true: Companies are going too far in some of the methods they use to sell their products. Part of me is sickened everytime I see some model being used to sell something like computers or the like. The problem is, the other part of me (The hormone-driven part) is extremely excited when I see those images. Like people before have said: Sex sells. It`s sad, but it`s true. The US has degraded significantly in the past 50 years. Back then, most PG-13 movies would be R or X-rated because of all the sex involved. a good 90% of what`s on TV wouldn`t have been tolerated. Unfortunately, the people in charge of advertising and making tv shows have sunken to trying to appeal to our base instincts, and in most cases, it`s been accepted. I`m not saying that it is alright, but I`m just telling you that no matter how much of a fuss you`ll raise, it`s not going to help.

  79. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    Now then, there were some really funny advertisements in there. My favorite was the folgers one. It was really creative.
  80. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 1:59 pm
    odd
  81. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    AWESOME!!! TNX FOR POSTING!
  82. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    I`ve seen some of those before. A lot of those are pretty funny though.
  83. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    i liked the heiniken one and the pray for rain one
  84. Profile photo of wolf08
    wolf08 Male 18-29
    244 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 12:14 am
    ive seen this a few times before on other russian sites


    I am very visual and love looking at women. I wish we didnt look at people`s appearance, but we do.


    On the bright side, there are hideously nasty people who think that they are so attractive and the center of the universe.

    honestly i wouldnt want to be in the same room with them.

    Now thats funny!

  85. Profile photo of socalsk8er
    socalsk8er Male 13-17
    115 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    i loved the pizza one!
  86. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 2:52 pm
    We need some of these ads here.
  87. Profile photo of KittyLi
    KittyLi Female 18-29
    2 posts
    March 5, 2007 at 9:33 pm
    Errr, the boobs billboard, Isn`t it an ad for playboy online? If that is the case then it`s a rather good ad... They managed to be clever with it.

  88. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    April 10, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    It`s in russian, so go here instead
    http://translate.google.com/translate?u=...

    Translated. I love you google!

  89. Profile photo of Apfelgras
    Apfelgras Female 13-17
    19 posts
    May 21, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    ^ Wow, that`s a pretty gooD translation. ^^
  90. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    We`re just as excited as you." Hehe.

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