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Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
http://tyrisr.livejournal.com/16918.html

Heh, I like some of these. Warning: some NSFW.
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Male 1,029
We`re just as excited as you." Hehe.
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Female 19
^ Wow, that`s a pretty gooD translation. ^^
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Male 949
It`s in russian, so go here instead
http://translate.google.com/translate?u=...

Translated. I love you google!

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Female 2
Errr, the boobs billboard, Isn`t it an ad for playboy online? If that is the case then it`s a rather good ad... They managed to be clever with it.

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Female 920
We need some of these ads here.
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Male 115
i loved the pizza one!
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Male 244
ive seen this a few times before on other russian sites


I am very visual and love looking at women. I wish we didnt look at people`s appearance, but we do.


On the bright side, there are hideously nasty people who think that they are so attractive and the center of the universe.

honestly i wouldnt want to be in the same room with them.

Now thats funny!

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Male 1,825
i liked the heiniken one and the pray for rain one
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Male 1,461
I`ve seen some of those before. A lot of those are pretty funny though.
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Male 2,781
AWESOME!!! TNX FOR POSTING!
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Female 655
odd
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Male 842
Now then, there were some really funny advertisements in there. My favorite was the folgers one. It was really creative.
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Male 842
Ok, will everyone please shut up about boobs and whatnot?

I understand that what BeanGreen is saying is true: Companies are going too far in some of the methods they use to sell their products. Part of me is sickened everytime I see some model being used to sell something like computers or the like. The problem is, the other part of me (The hormone-driven part) is extremely excited when I see those images. Like people before have said: Sex sells. It`s sad, but it`s true. The US has degraded significantly in the past 50 years. Back then, most PG-13 movies would be R or X-rated because of all the sex involved. a good 90% of what`s on TV wouldn`t have been tolerated. Unfortunately, the people in charge of advertising and making tv shows have sunken to trying to appeal to our base instincts, and in most cases, it`s been accepted. I`m not saying that it is alright, but I`m just telling you that no matter how much of a fuss you`ll raise, it`s not going to help.

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Male 4,246
"hey, R U kidding, I hate shoes. I have one pair of dirty sneakers, always will."

Woot45, please recall that I said `lots of women,` not `all women.` There`s a difference.

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Female 122
There`s nothing wrong with guys liking boobs. I just think it`s wrong that companies are capitalizing on it.
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Female 152
O I like the pizza one!

And as for the rant going on here. Ladies, don`t be mad that guys like boobs...they are suppose to...it`s ok.

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Male 460
i couldnt see any of the picture. anyone help?
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Female 122
So, just because I`m a female standing up for myself means there must be something wrong with me? I have zero issues with my appearance or self-esteem thank you very much, not that I need to justify myself to non-nice individuals such as you. Plus, these ads aren`t sexy. They`re trashy. Big difference.
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Female 93
^^so you`re saying jealousy?
actually, that almost makes sense, but I`m positive it`s not the only motivator.
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Male 7
I`m gonna make a wild guess and say that the reason BeanGreen has such a problem with sexy ads is because she looks like bigfoot in drag and can`t get anyone to ogle her.
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Female 122
Yeah well, we feminists hate you male pigs right back, rufifi.
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Male 480
i hate feminist. they ruin all the fun. enjoy life as it is dont worry if women are objectified or whatever its writed just sit back and enjoy the rain loflmfao
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Male 48
To solve all the female problems with imagining boobs:
Imagine a hot guy.
Now imagine he`s wearing really, REALLY tight pants so you can see his balls through them.
Now magnify 10x and move `em up to the chest (this may actually lower your desire, but I need this to make it accurate.)
This is every woman on Earth to a guy.
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Male 1,866
some of those were brilliant.
haha.
nicely done.
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Male 42
ob·ses·sion
n
1.Compulsive preoccupation with a fixed idea or an unwanted feeling or emotion, often accompanied by symptoms of anxiety.
2.A compulsive, often unreasonable idea or emotion.
com·pul·sion
n
An irresistible impulse to act, regardless of the rationality of the motivation

To summarise Woot45, blokes like boobs. Get over it!

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Female 1,398
hey, R U kidding, I hate shoes. I have one pair of dirty sneakers, always will. men`s obbession with boobs is just sickening.
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Male 581
i dont get the second ad
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Male 581
i dont get the second one
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Female 395
I keep seeing these over and over...This one had a couple I hadn`t seen before, like the last one, w/ the legs spread...but It`s really starting to get stupid.
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Male 278
"any part of the body that can`t be controlled and flops around is of interest to people... wieners and boobs"

i can sooooooo control my penis thank you -.-

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Female 1,470
O...k
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Female 35
dear lord.. who cares if they`re photoshopped.
anyways, they were pretty cool. The pizza one was my favourite.
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Male 23
I bet if a girl asked if they could show you their boobs, 99% of males would say yes
If a guy asked a girl if she would like to see his penis, 65.4% would say no

also, i think that boobs are a forbidden object, they are wanted. In Africa, girls go without shirts and everyones cool with it.

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Female 576
Most were really cool, but unfortunately
some looked pretty photoshopped.
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Male 701
the "were just as exited as you" is my favorite haha!
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Male 11
The logic behind advertising is such, girls sell. When guys see an attractive woman they see :YOu can have this" but when girls see it, they see "YOu can become this." This may not be true for all cases but that the logic behind it.
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Female 1
I agree though. Where are all the penises on billboards? Maybe some of us wanna see penis.
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Male 80
Really who wants pictures of floppy penis`s eveywhere?
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Female 560
id probably just stand at the playboy one and wait for it to rain
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Female 165
And of course, I mean the above as responding to the question "Why is the female body displayed more than the male?"

Who wants to stare at some guy?

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Female 165
Maybe the female body is just sexier than the male body. Girls are curvy and soft. Guys... aren`t.
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Female 122
sertrbl--what are you stuck in the cold war? they aren`t called "third world" countries anymore. Plus you said "where women are objects".. I said "objectified". Same thing dude! Shouldnt you be agreeing with me? anyway, "displayed as a symbol of beauty" you say? is advertising art? How is the upskirt mousepad a symbol of beauty? The main objective of the two billboards depicting spread female legs was to depict beauty (rather than sex)? Yeah, you see boobs posted everywhere, but where are the penises, huh? Why is the female body "displayed" more than the male body? Because the female body (as well as females themselves) are objectified. There`s a difference in rights between males and females even in developed countries.
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Female 165
Those are excellent! Very creative.
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Female 169
Whats with the Humans mophying into animals ad from Honda? Those are the only ones that don`t make sense to me.
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Male 280
lolz i could imagine peter from family guy looking out the peep hole and opening the door to see there`s no free pizza, then doing it again, and again, and again.
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Male 1,364
cleaver
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Male 1,420
"Seeing the female body objectified sexually for capitalist purposes makes me SICK!"
maybe you would perfer a third world country where women are objects and have no rights? it MUST be better than making them a symbol of beauty, right?
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Male 1,420
"I don`t get the fascination with boobs. Honestly. Everyone has them - even guys. Balls of fat with mammary tissue and nipples? Not so much attractive."
why is grass green? why does the sun rise in the east? why does the moon always face us? its just how things are. although, its arguable that men could be attracted to women with large breast as a natural thing, like more "suitible" to raise children. honestly, i just made that up, but its a possibility...
"Then the axe one with a skirt.. why not just steal or yet borrow one of your girlfriends.. or are you that lame and can`t get one!!"
i dont find that very good logic... the skirt is an advertisement for axe or tag or whatever, not just some guy who wanted to put his hand in an empty skirt, so the official axe one would be best. and why in the world should a girl let a guy borrow a skirt for a mousepad?
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Male 37
what was up with the human/animals?
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Female 122
Seeing the female body objectified sexually for capitalist purposes makes me SICK!
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Male 182
kh2ishere, love your picture thingy
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Male 45
Just as jjcruiser pointed out, America is the only country that puts a lot of focus on boobs. The rest of the world primarily concerns itself with the butt
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Female 1,697
liked the we are excited, the one with the wet shirt and others too, so cool!
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Male 61
Where can I buy one of those Papa John`s things? I LOVED that! It makes me want pizza now. Too bad I can`t. JUST had a wisdom tooth pulled...
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Female 706
"I don`t get the fascination with boobs. Honestly. Everyone has them - even guys. Balls of fat with mammary tissue and nipples? Not so much attractive."

The reason guys like boobs is because they remind them of butts. Seriously, most other primates look at the females butt to see if she`s ready for mating. When we stood up on two legs, the butt became sadly very below eye level. So the boobs then became the next best thing.
If you go to some countries (like Brazil) the focus IS still on the booty, not the boobs as much. America has, for some reason, put almost all of the sexual focus on the breasts (mostly because they`re close to our eye level) but by now, you can see huge clevage in a skin tight tube top anywhere, and some people admit that the appeal is losing somewhat because the media is always shoving boobs into our faces 24/7.

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Female 1,065
I like the Papa Johns pizza one.. and the one with the boobs in the rain, I wonder though.. how do they get it to do that?
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Male 572
hey everyone likes boobs

FACT!!!

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Male 2,616
any part of the body that can`t be controlled and flops around is of interest to people... wieners and boobs
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Male 73
rofl my jofl
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Female 235
.....Crap! I just made a pun without realising it...excuse my strange spelling there...
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Female 235
I actually thought the boobs/wet t-shirt ad was pretty clever. Sex cells. Get over it.

I loved the pizza guy...and i thought the bags for nail-biting were pretty funny XD

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Male 576
I like-a do da chacha
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Male 1,406
More than half have already been on IAB, but some of those were good.
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Female 66
Yeah, great ideas that these guys got, the Volvo one made laugh out loud :P
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Female 799
Funny, these people come up with some good ideas.
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Female 40
"Wednesday, February 28, 2007 3:15:12 AM
I liked the pizza one but then everytime I would look out the peep hole I would want pizza.."


Ummmm....I think that`s the point!

And boobs are great, I`m a straight girl and i even think that! Hey, everyone knows that sex sells

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Male 300
"Squishy balls of vitrous fluid"

Nah, they`re not squishy. In fact they`re extremely hard to compress just a little bit. Just thought I`d say.

Those ads were pretty clever, although I`d seen most of them before. That volvo one always cracks me up though.

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Male 946
`whats with all the words in russian anyway?`
that may be cos its a russian site
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Male 896
Two words, Yay Sex!

Agree with most of the guys above about the boobs.

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Male 5
Vindicate, breasts aren`t attractive? What part of the body do you find attractive, eyes? Squishy balls of vitrous fluid, hair? Dead strands of keratin, muscles? Collected fibres attached to bone. Get the picture?
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Male 147
The folgers one was kinda strange. and the one that says "when you, have body odor people move away" was funny
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Male 732
I don`t know about the pizza delivery man one.
You look through the peeper and think "hooray, free pizza", then you open the door and be disappointed.
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Male 1,217
HAHaha last one is def. the best
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Female 3,001
wow i liked it :) they were cool
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Male 1,263
clever.
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Female 1,228
these were good, but seen most of them.
whats with all the words in russian anyway?
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Female 1,412
boobs are way hotter than butts. just think about it.

these ads were clever.

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Male 4,246
Vindicate: Think about how lots of women feel about shoes. That`s the way many men feel about boobs. Bizarre? Hellz yeah. It`s 3:42 AM.
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Male 99
Funny stuff...
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Male 747
Ive seen all of them before exept the last one
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Female 123
I liked the pizza one but then everytime I would look out the peep hole I would want pizza..

Then the axe one with a skirt.. why not just steal or yet borrow one of your girlfriends.. or are you that lame and can`t get one!!

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Male 4,246
Just because they`re sexually themed, they`re for `pervs?` Oh, whatever.
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Female 511
I don`t get the fascination with boobs. Honestly. Everyone has them - even guys. Balls of fat with mammary tissue and nipples? Not so much attractive.

As for the ads, some were reposts, but that pizza one was quite amusing. Would probably creep me out if I saw it outside my door though...

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Female 344
Love those creative/sexy ads, however some are for pervs....

~puke~

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Male 724
Pizza delivery FTW ...

Play boy one ... I would pray for rain :D

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Male 2,216
The volvo one was kinda stupid. The pizza delivery one was genius!!
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Male 991
I really liked the pizza eye hole one.
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Male 318
uh, whats the poin of having a top with picture of tits? it makes no sense, you cover them up, but you still show them what theyre missing, but theyere kinda not missing it?
whatever, i hate commercial, and no matter how clever it is, IT WILL ALWAYS ANNOY THE SH*T OUT OF ME
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Male 425
"We`re just as excited as you"

loved it :)

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Male 10,115
Link: Clever Advertisements [Rate Link] - Heh, I like some of these. Warning: some NSFW.
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