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Date: 02/13/07 02:01 AM

46 Responses to Choose Your Own Adventure

  1. Profile photo of Scrounger
    Scrounger Female 13-17
    132 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    Link: Choose Your Own Adventure - Retro text adventure you can add to as you go along.
  2. Profile photo of b_bobbin
    b_bobbin Male 18-29
    108 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 10:08 pm
    Pretty good.

    Plus I got to insult the French, which is never a bad thing.

  3. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 3:05 am
    Aw... I was killed by the ghost of Eva Peron...
  4. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 3:50 am
    I got to the end with the green alien female, what should I write?
  5. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 3:50 am
    After the very first choice it got stupid. I suppose its good if you like surreal random humour.
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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 4:07 am
    "elton offers 8000 pouns, but leanardo offers 15000 pounds. Richard simmons out of no where grabs your jewels and eats them for nothing. do you

    Choose: slap him and call him a #%^& for not paying or eat his and laugh as you chew, spewing pieces of testicles everywhere"

    Did anyone else find this hilarious...or is there something seriously wrong with me. :-D Maybe it`s so late that everything is funny.

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    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 4:18 am
    Haha. This kept me busy for at least an hour. I loved it. Added a few rooms myself too. =)
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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 4:19 am
    "you are falling and afairy comes and says,
    "I will grant you one wish

    Choose: say screw you

    you fall and miraculasly survive the fall but then the fairy kicks you in the balls you die"

    Lol. :-D

  9. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 4:56 am
    this is really lame. i dont care about a bleeding crab. its too stupid to be funny.
  10. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 5:05 am
    that was funny.
    Maybe some pictures tho?
    I got to blow kisses to skaters from across the street, yeh!!
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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 5:12 am
    wow lol
  12. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1248 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 5:36 am
    This is just way to funny, I got to a part in it where I come across a farmer and his "Special" goat. ;-) At that point you can either join in or grab a shotgun. It was at this point that I started cracking up and it was really hard to breath because I was laughing so much. All in all this is really fun and something that I`m going to come back to now and again to see what other avenues that I can take.
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    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 6:25 am
    lawl
  14. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 6:25 am
    :o it`s still a perfect four
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 8:51 am
    This occupied an hour of my time. I added two rooms. One where you turn into a snake and the fat chick is about to eat you and another where you have to choose to cut off your own balls and sew them onto some dudes chin or be gang-raped by the angry crab platoon...

    Yeah, I am a sick puppy. Let me know what you think!

  16. Profile photo of MadeInUSSR
    MadeInUSSR Male 18-29
    251 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 9:44 am
    "Choose: Go home to watch Family Fortunes or Smash the drating crab with a sledgehammer you just conveniently found on the pavement and then go have sex with the elephants"
    Umm...what should i chose... ;-/
    Whoever made this is...umm...lets just say crazy...
  17. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 9:48 am
    i made my own room! Fairly good game, kinda sick humor at times though.
  18. Profile photo of MadeInUSSR
    MadeInUSSR Male 18-29
    251 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 9:48 am
    ^ "As you penetrate the first elephants nasal oriface you suddenly remember it`s June and hayfever season.

    Choose: Withdraw to a safe distance or Ride the sneeze to the unknown"

    Yeah i make bad choices...

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    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 10:37 am
    That, is legendary.
  20. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 10:55 am
    i swear... I-A-B is monitoring my history...
    ive been to both this and the Christopher Walken sites YESTERDAY and then they both show up today... and i see a bunch of things ive seen just day ago sometimes.
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    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 11:23 am
    i got `You run into all the girls you have ever had a crush on and they are all willing to do whatever you ask them to do.
    You are in Heaven.`
    go me!
  22. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 11:28 am
    well,i ended up with 6 vampire princesses naked in a bath with me....so i made the next choice for those who got their nasty on!
  23. Profile photo of deadlytom92
    deadlytom92 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    i put LOADS on and im just waiting for som1 to find it. the trick is to add somin then click start agen the go back a few the chose the next one
  24. Profile photo of Rich5678
    Rich5678 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    i ended up having a threesome with a dead chik nd my m8 hu likes to fudge dead things lol that was funny
  25. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    "You run into all the girls you have ever had a crush on and they are all willing to do whatever you ask them to do.
    You are in Heaven."
  26. Profile photo of StopSmiling
    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    Amazing! Me and my friends used to play this but when we were talking. It was so much fun! I miss being really little.
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    irred Female 13-17
    695 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    this was really fun! but every time i start over i always get to add to the adventure which i am not good at
  28. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    wasnt there something like this posted a while ago on here? anybody happen to have the link handy?
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    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 3:48 pm
    ahahah I had a staring contest with a sheep
  30. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    I added two pages, fun game.
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    134 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    i had to give up laurance, my crab! :(
  32. Profile photo of zep fan
    zep fan Female 18-29
    492 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    I was buried alive after screwing the cashier at a store, and dug my way to China on accident. And then I summoned the ghost of Tintin.

    I like this. :-D

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    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    Now it`s time for you to create your own adventure :)

    What happens when someone chooses "Panic and run for your life"?


    S: nice ending?
    this person needs to spell...

  34. Profile photo of Link1919
    Link1919 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 9:07 pm
    that is lame
  35. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    Repost?
    Yes. I think so.
    Buuuuut whatever :-)
  36. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 9:21 pm
    this thing is so raunchy...
    "she gives you you a bj as you massage her breast and she moans so softly. you continue as she does. then suddenly she screams in delight as your shclong grows 7 feet."

    then

    "the 2 incredibly hot nurses make you so happy. one gives you a bj while the other plays with your balls. suddenly you let loose your juice but since your dick is 7 feet long you only let loose a little bit and it is still long and hard.they scream in insane delight while 5 other hot sexy nurses try to handle your long and hard untame dick."

  37. Profile photo of newgurl50112
    newgurl50112 Female 13-17
    81 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 9:57 pm
    There was a lot about giant crabs.
  38. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 11:44 pm
    Great game. I love adding my own rooms :-D
  39. Profile photo of Natzz-
    Natzz- Female 13-17
    158 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 6:47 pm
    My momma turned me into a guy! ;`(
  40. Profile photo of Tanoca
    Tanoca Female 18-29
    17 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    Lol, I ended up in the sewer system talking to excrements...
  41. Profile photo of carnivia2
    carnivia2 Female 13-17
    86 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 9:23 pm
    I ended up tied to a chair in a room with a Princess Ninja Hippo... :-P
  42. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 9:42 pm
    I made the one with Dr. Ruth ^_^
  43. Profile photo of tawnymw1988
    tawnymw1988 Female 18-29
    207 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 3:31 am
    Well, that was my lesbian-gay-orgy of the day.
  44. Profile photo of RachelAngie
    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    February 19, 2007 at 12:38 am
    Too silly for my taste.
  45. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    April 25, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    gay.


    me no likey.

  46. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    i set my self on fire and died :-|

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