Bananas on Amazon

Submitted by: LaChica 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B000328OH6/ref=cm_cr_dp_pt/104-3558538-8849553?ie=UTF8&n=3370831&s=gourmet-food

Read the reviews before they shut down the page.
There are 62 comments:
Male 264
"Sometimes a banana is just a banana". - Dan Ackroyd as Sigmund Freud, SNL, circa 1978.
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Male 738
Does this happen often on Amazon?
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Male 810
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....bananas...

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Male 1,461
WTF? That is all.
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Male 2,781
I USED TO SMOKE BANANAS DURING MY FRESHMAN COLLEGE YEARS

THOSE BE THE DAAAMN GOOD YEARS.

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Female 122
they`re way cheaper at our supermarket... or is that just cuz everything`s cheap in oklahoma?
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Male 51
hehe, check out the tuscan milk...its just as hilarious
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Female 51
"I like to wear the peel as a hat" hahahah
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Male 437
omg, hahah!!! I just read a review about some dude makin a banana smoothie...LOL, HAHAHAHAHA just look for it and haha read haha it...HAHAHAHA...lol
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Male 701
haha, those reviews were amazing, i liked the banana theme song "banana nana nana nana Banana nana nana nana BANANAS!"
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Male 1,496
On the contrary, i foudn them quite suitable for surgery.
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Female 1,398
HAHAHAAA HAHAAAA HAHAAHAHAHA
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Male 295
okay, those people are just retarted. cant anybody give a sane rating? just one?!

i have to admit, they are pretty funny tho...

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Male 1,866
?
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Male 51
There were a number of mentions of this product:
Tuscan Whole Milk
Do a search for it on Amazon, it also has equally amusing reviews :-)
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Male 1,289
EL OH EL!!!! thats funny =]
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Male 137
Chiquita Bananas are becoming more expensive now-a-days. But that`s because the company that makes them is outsourcing too much, so they aren`t native to the U.S.
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Male 23
Is anyone else reminded of the comments on that story about the pigeons a while back? It was on I-A-B, and the comments left on that story were VERY FAMILIAR to the type of stuff posted on this page.

Anyway, I didn`t know bananas made bad scalpels. They always worked fine for me.

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Male 1,725
lol my favorite was
Bananas. Fun to Eat. Bad for Surgery., February 12, 2007
Reviewer: Cap`n Stoob "Stoob" (USA) - See all my reviews
These are good for eating, but they are VERY UNSUITABLE FOR SURGICAL PROCEDURES. It seems as if they just can`t hold a sharp enough edge to incise human skin. If you`re a surgeon and you`ve got to be cutting and slicing to save lives, you`ll want to rely on the banana`s potassium and fructose to support your health, but don`t use it as a scalpel!


Unless you`re a clown surgeon...then you`d better get an entire bunch of these. And some whipped cream for closing the wound.

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Female 123
the people calling them retarded stupid and dumb.. ARE retarded stupid and dumb. you know it`sa joke right? hahaha.
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Female 99
"No plot, terrible cover ... I can`t see how stuff like this gets published." Wtf?
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Male 222
LOL BANANA PHONES. LOL BOOK. LOL CLOWN SURGEON
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Female 560
i want to order them on the net
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Male 72
)-|
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Male 93
ba-na-na-na bananas!
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Male 49
the only poelpe who reviewed this were dum enough to buy it.. omg.. i swear, retardation must be contagious...
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Female 57
Thats hilarious! I wonder if the people who wrote the reviews got in trouble? )-|
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Male 410
People are hilarious
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Male 336
wtf lol
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Female 160
bwhaha lol. Next they`ll be selling bananas precut in Cereal
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They used too. Tasted like cardboard though...

"The peel can be used as physical comedy or -- if you are a stupid teenager, you can dry the peel and ... oh never mind. "
Smoking the peel. Yeah. No. Ew.

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Female 88
I`m gonna go order some.
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Male 572
why do they call them bananers? I ain`t never seen em do any kind of bananing.
Is that even a word?

wtf 0.o

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Female 1,065
Amazon really does have everything...
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Female 1,071
Lmao! what will they think of next? Time travelling bananas?
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Female 688
As I read this I came to the realization, there are too many people out there who`s dad`s should have pulled out before they were conceived.

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Male 4,680
=D
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Female 36
Note you can read reviews of the other fruit/veg. Tomato was funny
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Male 1,092
bwhaha lol. Next they`ll be selling bananas precut in Cereal
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Female 46
... Interesting.
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Female 173
"These bananas do the job. They`re yellow, they`re slightly curved, and they taste like bananas."

Lol. Way to go, amazon.

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Male 12
"about tree fitty" man, that gag never gets old... man, amazon has everything...
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Male 988
^but they`re CHIQUITA BANANAS!!!
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Male 8
I work as a green grocer and those are mighty expensive bananas!!!
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Female 1,596
Gristedes Supermarkets of New York is selling the bananas.
More Food
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Male 1,406
Hm... I`ll definitely consider ordering `dem bananers.
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Male 1,217
^O.O
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Female 3,001
haha.
we used to have to dance to a banana song in junior school

`bananas of the world, unite!`
`peel, banana peel peel banana`
`slice, banana slice slice banana`
`shake, banana shake shake banana`
`blend, banana blend blend banana`
and then we would do some free style dancing and finish again with
`bananas of the world, unite!`
thot u might wanna know that

wow,educational and all...

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Female 319
very smart comments.
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Female 1,228
WTF is this?
who the hell sells friggin` bananas over the net?
And then sayd there no good for surgical procedures?
Slightly fu*cked in the head are we?
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Male 1,263
lmfao

and

"You can eat these alone, but they also go well in cerial"

Er... do we need a tutorial on eating? and also.. its cereal XD

idk its 4:05 am im bored so im just going to correct this person`s spelling errors..

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Male 2,567
lol!
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Male 292
such tomfoolery
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Female 364
``VERY UNSUITABLE FOR SURGICAL PROCEDURES. It seems as if they just can`t hold a sharp enough edge to incise human skin``

lmfao!

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Male 130
Buy produce isn`t new. If you live in a major city(many that I have been to) you can order your groceries and have then delivered.

I have bought meats of amazon. They have local butcher do the shipping like 1800flowers does with florest. The only time I had the meat come from amazon and not a butcher it was packed in ice and a water proof box same day shipping.

A page of banana jokes is almost as good as they toys R us vibrating broom page.

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Male 991
"It is far to embarrassing buying these things at the store, I am glad for a discreet way of purchasing these bananas."
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Male 991
"I had tried smoking some banana skins I purchased from a botanical vendor."
"From the picture, I assumed that this item would fit into my ears or nose. This would have been helpful..."
:-> Ahaha!
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Male 4,246
I rather liked the BananaMan theme. "Banna-nanna-nanna-nanna Banna-nanna-nanna-nanna BANANAS!!"
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Male 318
i mean wtf, order fruit over the internett, that goes against the whole consept of eating fruits, theire supposed to be fresh, just bouthg from the guy down at the market, he`s foreign, i dunno why all the f*cking vegetable sellers are foregneirs, are norwegians that bad to handle vegetables
well, whatever, you can now OFFICIALY buy EVERYTHING on the internett
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Female 3,562
one can only take so many banana jokes.
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Male 1,364
lol
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Male 17
LOL- not good for surgical procedures...
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Female 1,596
Link: Bananas on Amazon [Rate Link] - Read the reviews before they shut down the page.
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