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Date: 02/28/07 02:08 AM

62 Responses to Bananas on Amazon

  1. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    February 27, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    Link: Bananas on Amazon - Read the reviews before they shut down the page.
  2. Profile photo of TerracottaPi
    TerracottaPi Male 13-17
    17 posts
    February 27, 2007 at 9:11 pm
    LOL- not good for surgical procedures...
  3. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    February 27, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    lol
  4. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:13 am
    one can only take so many banana jokes.
  5. Profile photo of acdc_rocks91
    acdc_rocks91 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:23 am
    i mean wtf, order fruit over the internett, that goes against the whole consept of eating fruits, theire supposed to be fresh, just bouthg from the guy down at the market, he`s foreign, i dunno why all the f*cking vegetable sellers are foregneirs, are norwegians that bad to handle vegetables
    well, whatever, you can now OFFICIALY buy EVERYTHING on the internett
  6. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:24 am
    I rather liked the BananaMan theme. "Banna-nanna-nanna-nanna Banna-nanna-nanna-nanna BANANAS!!"
  7. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:27 am
    "I had tried smoking some banana skins I purchased from a botanical vendor."
    "From the picture, I assumed that this item would fit into my ears or nose. This would have been helpful..."
    :-> Ahaha!
  8. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:30 am
    "It is far to embarrassing buying these things at the store, I am glad for a discreet way of purchasing these bananas."
  9. Profile photo of Darkmartyr
    Darkmartyr Male 18-29
    130 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:39 am
    Buy produce isn`t new. If you live in a major city(many that I have been to) you can order your groceries and have then delivered.

    I have bought meats of amazon. They have local butcher do the shipping like 1800flowers does with florest. The only time I had the meat come from amazon and not a butcher it was packed in ice and a water proof box same day shipping.

    A page of banana jokes is almost as good as they toys R us vibrating broom page.

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    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:53 am
    ``VERY UNSUITABLE FOR SURGICAL PROCEDURES. It seems as if they just can`t hold a sharp enough edge to incise human skin``

    lmfao!

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    damoo Male 18-29
    292 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:45 am
    such tomfoolery
  12. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:00 am
    lol!
  13. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:08 am
    lmfao

    and

    "You can eat these alone, but they also go well in cerial"

    Er... do we need a tutorial on eating? and also.. its cereal XD

    idk its 4:05 am im bored so im just going to correct this person`s spelling errors..

  14. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:19 am
    WTF is this?
    who the hell sells friggin` bananas over the net?
    And then sayd there no good for surgical procedures?
    Slightly fu*cked in the head are we?
  15. Profile photo of animefreak88
    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:59 am
    very smart comments.
  16. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 6:05 am
    haha.
    we used to have to dance to a banana song in junior school

    `bananas of the world, unite!`
    `peel, banana peel peel banana`
    `slice, banana slice slice banana`
    `shake, banana shake shake banana`
    `blend, banana blend blend banana`
    and then we would do some free style dancing and finish again with
    `bananas of the world, unite!`
    thot u might wanna know that

    wow,educational and all...

  17. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 6:50 am
    ^O.O
  18. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 8:34 am
    Hm... I`ll definitely consider ordering `dem bananers.
  19. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 8:41 am
    Gristedes Supermarkets of New York is selling the bananas.
    More Food
  20. Profile photo of urveen
    urveen Male 18-29
    8 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 10:24 am
    I work as a green grocer and those are mighty expensive bananas!!!
  21. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 10:51 am
    ^but they`re CHIQUITA BANANAS!!!
  22. Profile photo of lonedog80
    lonedog80 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 10:51 am
    "about tree fitty" man, that gag never gets old... man, amazon has everything...
  23. Profile photo of rockerbunny
    rockerbunny Female 18-29
    173 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 11:25 am
    "These bananas do the job. They`re yellow, they`re slightly curved, and they taste like bananas."

    Lol. Way to go, amazon.

  24. Profile photo of Miakoda282
    Miakoda282 Female 18-29
    46 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 11:41 am
    ... Interesting.
  25. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 11:49 am
    bwhaha lol. Next they`ll be selling bananas precut in Cereal
  26. Profile photo of Toolal
    Toolal Female 18-29
    36 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    Note you can read reviews of the other fruit/veg. Tomato was funny
  27. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    =D
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    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 1:55 pm
    As I read this I came to the realization, there are too many people out there who`s dad`s should have pulled out before they were conceived.

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    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    Lmao! what will they think of next? Time travelling bananas?
  30. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    Amazon really does have everything...
  31. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    why do they call them bananers? I ain`t never seen em do any kind of bananing.
    Is that even a word?

    wtf 0.o

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    driftalways Female 18-29
    88 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    I`m gonna go order some.
  33. Profile photo of snapplemouse
    snapplemouse Female 13-17
    160 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:47 pm
    bwhaha lol. Next they`ll be selling bananas precut in Cereal
    ---
    They used too. Tasted like cardboard though...

    "The peel can be used as physical comedy or -- if you are a stupid teenager, you can dry the peel and ... oh never mind. "
    Smoking the peel. Yeah. No. Ew.

  34. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    wtf lol
  35. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    People are hilarious
  36. Profile photo of catzgirl
    catzgirl Female 13-17
    57 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    Thats hilarious! I wonder if the people who wrote the reviews got in trouble? )-|
  37. Profile photo of ilikeggs485
    ilikeggs485 Male 13-17
    49 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:24 pm
    the only poelpe who reviewed this were dum enough to buy it.. omg.. i swear, retardation must be contagious...
  38. Profile photo of Toadfish
    Toadfish Male 13-17
    93 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    ba-na-na-na bananas!
  39. Profile photo of zerosk8er
    zerosk8er Male 13-17
    72 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    )-|
  40. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 5:58 pm
    i want to order them on the net
  41. Profile photo of AlewaresXD
    AlewaresXD Male 18-29
    222 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    LOL BANANA PHONES. LOL BOOK. LOL CLOWN SURGEON
  42. Profile photo of cherushii
    cherushii Female 13-17
    99 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 6:37 pm
    "No plot, terrible cover ... I can`t see how stuff like this gets published." Wtf?
  43. Profile photo of wtflunk
    wtflunk Female 70 & Over
    123 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 6:47 pm
    the people calling them retarded stupid and dumb.. ARE retarded stupid and dumb. you know it`sa joke right? hahaha.
  44. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 7:48 pm
    lol my favorite was
    Bananas. Fun to Eat. Bad for Surgery., February 12, 2007
    Reviewer: Cap`n Stoob "Stoob" (USA) - See all my reviews
    These are good for eating, but they are VERY UNSUITABLE FOR SURGICAL PROCEDURES. It seems as if they just can`t hold a sharp enough edge to incise human skin. If you`re a surgeon and you`ve got to be cutting and slicing to save lives, you`ll want to rely on the banana`s potassium and fructose to support your health, but don`t use it as a scalpel!


    Unless you`re a clown surgeon...then you`d better get an entire bunch of these. And some whipped cream for closing the wound.

  45. Profile photo of Myst1278
    Myst1278 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 7:54 pm
    Is anyone else reminded of the comments on that story about the pigeons a while back? It was on I-A-B, and the comments left on that story were VERY FAMILIAR to the type of stuff posted on this page.

    Anyway, I didn`t know bananas made bad scalpels. They always worked fine for me.

  46. Profile photo of ryno1727
    ryno1727 Male 13-17
    137 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 8:17 pm
    Chiquita Bananas are becoming more expensive now-a-days. But that`s because the company that makes them is outsourcing too much, so they aren`t native to the U.S.
  47. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    EL OH EL!!!! thats funny =]
  48. Profile photo of mcsedad
    mcsedad Male 40-49
    51 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    There were a number of mentions of this product:
    Tuscan Whole Milk
    Do a search for it on Amazon, it also has equally amusing reviews :-)
  49. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 9:40 pm
    ?
  50. Profile photo of Mogulman
    Mogulman Male 18-29
    295 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    okay, those people are just retarted. cant anybody give a sane rating? just one?!

    i have to admit, they are pretty funny tho...

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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 10:02 pm
    HAHAHAAA HAHAAAA HAHAAHAHAHA
  52. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    On the contrary, i foudn them quite suitable for surgery.
  53. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 10:16 pm
    haha, those reviews were amazing, i liked the banana theme song "banana nana nana nana Banana nana nana nana BANANAS!"
  54. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    February 28, 2007 at 11:37 pm
    omg, hahah!!! I just read a review about some dude makin a banana smoothie...LOL, HAHAHAHAHA just look for it and haha read haha it...HAHAHAHA...lol
  55. Profile photo of jogurl
    jogurl Female 30-39
    51 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    "I like to wear the peel as a hat" hahahah
  56. Profile photo of MisterNo
    MisterNo Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    hehe, check out the tuscan milk...its just as hilarious
  57. Profile photo of millamopico
    millamopico Female 18-29
    122 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    they`re way cheaper at our supermarket... or is that just cuz everything`s cheap in oklahoma?
  58. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    I USED TO SMOKE BANANAS DURING MY FRESHMAN COLLEGE YEARS

    THOSE BE THE DAAAMN GOOD YEARS.

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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 7:23 pm
    WTF? That is all.
  60. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    March 1, 2007 at 8:45 pm
    lolooloolol lolol lol ol loll ol olol olololo lollolol olol ololollolol ol lolol ololl l ol lollololol olol olol olollo olo lol ololo l olol ol loo ll ololol loo loll o ololol ol olol l ol ololo l ol ollo lolol olo l olloll lololololol lol olololollolololololololol loll ol lol ol lol ol olololol loolol ollo lo l olo l olo lo lo lololo lol olololololol lol olllolololololol llolo lololololololololololol loll olollo lol olol llo ol oll olo lolol olo l ollo l ol ol o

    ....bananas...

  61. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    Does this happen often on Amazon?
  62. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    "Sometimes a banana is just a banana". - Dan Ackroyd as Sigmund Freud, SNL, circa 1978.

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