Bad Local Commercials

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Funny
http://www.livejamie.com/268980.html

Ah, local commercials.
There are 45 comments:
Female 11
The pizza one is actually near where I am. I`ve had the pleasure of seeing it on more than one occassion. Still haven`t been to that place though. The commercial wasn`t enticing. Crazy commercials. Why are furniture commercials so weird?
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Male 577
"Its just like, its just like, a mini mall"
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Male 577
The flea market thing was hilarious
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Male 3,631
And judging by these videos, the work of Satan is definitely alive and well...
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Male 3,631
Ahhaha, Crazy Gideon! I grew up with that guy!
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Female 9
i give it top marks just because of the heading:

livejamie.com
apply directly to the forehead

*repeat*

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Female 486
Oh, I`ve got one that`s worse...they played it constantly here for a while (in Washington). I`ll never be able to forget it because of the annoying song...and it was quite obvious that the owners had their own three daughters doing the commercial. Felt embarrassed FOR them at first...now I just can`t stand them.

The song goes: "Abby carpet stores, no better place to buy your floors, you`ll love Abby carpets!"

UGH, I hate it.

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Female 226
Megan3445, It`s west Texas..they can`t pronounce things properly or use proper grammar. I know, I`m only two towns over from where that ad is from...
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Male 699
Aww I was going to enter Outrageous Audio and Honk for Fonk. Damn.
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Female 193
"The effects of drowsiness is actually just as bad as the effects of alcohol..."
-I do believe it should say that the effects of drowsiness ARE actually just as bad as the effects of alcohol... owell
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Male 1,386
i only watched the first one, but HOW THE HECK CAN YOU FREAKIN RAP ABOUT A FLEA MARKET FOR TWO FREAKIN MINUTES?!?!?!?!?!?!? seriously, i mean come on. "its just like a mini mall." i hope that guy dies a most horrible death.
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Male 332
Especially since the sound cuts out.
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Male 332
I love how the Wet pets commercial breaks into the scrolling blue screen, such style isn`t easy.
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Male 142
aww crap lol the mr. appliance one is a local commercial where I live (20 minutes drive time from eugene). but trust me that was 1 of the worse commercials (even though there all strange
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Female 137
I wonder when Lucas will sue Christopher Knight
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Male 238
AHAHAHAHA These are awesome... I could make better commercials
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Female 221
Have you noticed that local commercials that you don`t have to see everyday are funnier than the ones you see all the time every other commercial? When I used to live up north there was one and this man said "Acccck Manards!" that`s all I remember.
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Male 2,781
THEY ALL SUCKED!
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Female 1,596
Pizza-N-Go was funny, and the Satan is dead!

These remind me of the Pocky commercial
Pocky Commercial

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Female 986
anyone else have the wet pets song in their head? XD And the E.T.Z one was funny too. and after one of them I stopped being able to hear them... meh
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Male 994
Wow. Anybody know the one with the guy on G4 who says "It you don`t have it, you got it" and such?
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Male 332
I am so going to everyone of these places and buying everything.
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Male 56
Ha ha. The video poster there specifically asked for Arizona commercials! Yes, they are that bad.
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Male 703
yah!!! NORTON FURNITURE!!! guys comercials are the best =D... yah 2min for a commercial is way to long
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Female 1,403
Sprinkle the cheese...
Sprinkle the cheese...
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Female 1,784
and ooooh my freaken goodness!
the ETZ rocked my socks
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Female 1,784
LMAO at the pizza-n-go
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Male 732
I liked the "Satan is dead" one!
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Female 1,697
isn`t this a repost????
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Female 354
You obviously haven`t seen my city`s local commercials.

"There`s no appliance like Mr. Appliance. Whoo!"

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Male 1,420
oh that plumbing thing SO ripped off mario
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Female 179
Man, the Outrageous Audio guy is nuts... and I have to deal with is ass on TV all the time.
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Male 206
yeah, "wet pets" gets stuck in your head pretty easily

I`ve actually seen the 1800-2Sellhomes one before on local TV, while in was in OKC, I thought it was really stupid

has anyone else seen a commerical with some guy who waves his arms, saying "if you don`t come see me, i can`t save you any money!!"

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Male 1,092
And I thought Cilit Bang was bad!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,364
hahaha you just gotta love those local comercials
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Female 211
Yeah, Wet Pets song is definitely stuck in my head.
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Female 1,972
Jedi for School Board!

ETZ is in fact kickass

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Male 65
double-you-ee-tea-pea-ee-tea-ass
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Female 1,228
Ha Ha!those were really funny!
Norton jus cacked me up!
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Male 623
By the way, ETZ`s was kickass
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Male 623
Hahaha, you wonder how any of those businesses can look at their finished product and think "This is commercial worthy"
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Male 40
The ETZ Video one isn`t bad, it`s badass.
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Female 193
Chicken soup for the puppy lovers soul.
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Male 222
Damnit Eugene! Why must you be the brown spot on the beautiful society that is Oregon?
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Male 10,115
Link: Bad Local Commercials [Rate Link] - Ah, local commercials.
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