25 Lines From Star Wars

Submitted by: flarg 10 years ago in Weird
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That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word ""Pants"".
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Female 428
"Lock the door. And hope they don`t have pants."
ROFL.
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Female 406
that was funny. "That thing`s operational!"
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Female 416

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Male 23
Rofl...
funny..there were like about 4 funny lines and they were spaced out pretty well between the rest....i understand why he did that...

now if you`ll excuse me i have movies to watch so that i may replace its nouns with the word pants....and then i shall find a new word...after that

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Female 648
No, it`s coming back to me, "I find your lack of pants disturbing" *raises hand* that was me... >_> <_<... Oh yeah...it`s good to be "known" for something isn`t it? HAHA!
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Female 648
Believe it or not... >_> me and my ex boyfriend actually started this. >_> ... Because back then we were Five Iron Frenzy fans, and they have a thing called "The Pants Opera" where everything is pants... So, we wrote down a bunch of stupid stuff about replacing words from star wars lines with "pants" because at the time everything with "pants" was an inside joke (Like el`nino) ... So, one of our group of friends ended up posting it online, and it spread for whatever reason... It was so long ago that I can`t tell you which ones I wrote, or why... >_> But, I remember being there and thinking, "WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?!" lol...>_>
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Male 1,217
first one was funny.

nuff said.

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Male 738
I`ma go through the movies and find more. Ooh this shall be entertaining.
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Female 331
It`s even funnier if you use the real definition of pants.

A tremour in the pants..HAHA

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Female 56
" These pants may not look like much, kid, but they`ve got it where it counts."

AHHH hahahahah!!!!

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Male 994
You`re pants betray you, your feelings are strong, especially for your sister.

:D LOL that made my day!

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Male 4,246
Your point, Fabbyfubz? )-|
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Male 176
This just in, Germany has surrendered! THERE IS NO MORE WAR IN EUROPE!
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Male 70
Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants

I find your lack of pants disturbing

ROFLOL

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Female 442
That made me laugh like a monkey on crack. You`re pants betray you... *giggle*
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Female 416
Number 2&3 is "General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault." and "I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants."

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Female 416
My fav. #1 is "I find your lack of pants disturbing."
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Male 1,386
wow. i never realized how funny star wars was
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Male 404
hehe, my favorite one was:

"Don`t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."
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Male 732
How do they come up with this stuff?
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Male 4,246
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
!!!! :-D :-D :-D
My personal favourite: "4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander."
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Female 240
You hafta imagine the original voices when you`re reading them... it`s better than "mildly amusing!"
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Male 45
I think this is one of the few things that I have laughed out loud at.

"25 You came in those pants? You`re braver than I thought."

"8 Han will have those pants down. We`ve got to give him more time!"


"18 Don`t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."

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Male 6
first time in a while I actually luaghed.
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Male 2,781
GOOD FOR A FEW CHUCKLES
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Male 737
hahahahaha... "Don`t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this" and "I find your lack of pants disturbing." Classic.
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Male 239
Omigod! This crap was halarious!

Its kind of like this thing I saw that replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the harry potter books.

"Harry waved his wang at the dementors. A silvery substance shot out."

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Female 533
I actually recognized a few of them XD
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Female 85
hahaha 1 of the funniest posts ive seen on this site! :-) Im gonig to use some of these on my AIM profile cause some of my frinds will totally get a kick out of them
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Male 210
"Don`t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."

"Lock the door. And hope they don`t have pants."

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Female 1,071
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

LMAO!!!

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Male 41
I found it pretty damn funny, for some reason.
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Female 818
The "Take a line and replace a word with the word `pants`" game is my favorite. It works good with LOTR, too.
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Female 63
LMFAO @ #17: "That blast came from those pants. That thing`s operational!"

And thereafter, Pinto Bean & Skunk Cabbage Night at the bowling alley was forbidden. XD

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Male 73
I liked number 16 lol.
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Male 1,406
Some good, some bad.
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Male 946
`I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.`
wow! a teacher with some morals!
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Male 547
i think 25 says it best :)
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Male 1,231
I though it was funny `i find your lack of pants disturbing` ha ha
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Male 591
mildly amusing at best =/
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Female 1,065
This made me chuckle.. could have been better but I liked it ^^
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Female 69
Ha-ha! It`s even funnier here in England because pants are what the Americans call underpants. We call `pants` trousers
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Female 1,228
those were really funny!
Pants, ha ha ha
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Female 228
Ok,to me this was the best post tonight.
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Female 211
It`s like replacing the word "wand" with a word for male genitalia in Harry Potter books.
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Male 195
I find your lack of pants disturbing

lmao!

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Male 810
hahaha.. reminds me of something i read where someone strategically replaced words with `pants` in the whole "All your base are belong to us" script/scene
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Male 1,142
2.5 funny ones.
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Male 259
Mildly amusing.
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Male 280
Link: 25 Lines From Star Wars [Rate Link] - That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word ``Pants``.
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