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Date: 02/07/07 02:04 AM

50 Responses to 25 Lines From Star Wars

  1. Profile photo of flarg
    flarg Male 13-17
    280 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 12:41 am
    Link: 25 Lines From Star Wars - That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word ``Pants``.
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    tamahau Male 30-39
    259 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 12:51 am
    Mildly amusing.
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    jebler Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2007 at 2:14 am
    2.5 funny ones.
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    derangedingo Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2007 at 2:17 am
    hahaha.. reminds me of something i read where someone strategically replaced words with `pants` in the whole "All your base are belong to us" script/scene
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    Immigrant Male 18-29
    195 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 2:42 am
    I find your lack of pants disturbing

    lmao!

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    rawr_noozle Female 18-29
    211 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 3:05 am
    It`s like replacing the word "wand" with a word for male genitalia in Harry Potter books.
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    P-Chanmisao Female 18-29
    228 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 3:12 am
    Ok,to me this was the best post tonight.
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    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 4:27 am
    those were really funny!
    Pants, ha ha ha
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    bucklandlady Female 60-69
    69 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 5:11 am
    Ha-ha! It`s even funnier here in England because pants are what the Americans call underpants. We call `pants` trousers
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    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 6:13 am
    This made me chuckle.. could have been better but I liked it ^^
  11. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 6:40 am
    mildly amusing at best =/
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 9:31 am
    I though it was funny `i find your lack of pants disturbing` ha ha
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    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 9:34 am
    i think 25 says it best :)
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    antdow3 Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2007 at 10:12 am
    `I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.`
    wow! a teacher with some morals!
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 10:44 am
    Some good, some bad.
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    maizcul Male 13-17
    73 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 11:22 am
    I liked number 16 lol.
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    CLB1984 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 11:32 am
    LMFAO @ #17: "That blast came from those pants. That thing`s operational!"

    And thereafter, Pinto Bean & Skunk Cabbage Night at the bowling alley was forbidden. XD

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    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    The "Take a line and replace a word with the word `pants`" game is my favorite. It works good with LOTR, too.
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    SadisticFool Male 13-17
    41 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    I found it pretty damn funny, for some reason.
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    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 2:34 pm
    I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

    LMAO!!!

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    107249 Male 13-17
    210 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 3:15 pm
    "Don`t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."

    "Lock the door. And hope they don`t have pants."

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    treetastic Female 13-17
    85 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    hahaha 1 of the funniest posts ive seen on this site! :-) Im gonig to use some of these on my AIM profile cause some of my frinds will totally get a kick out of them
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    catlvr887 Female 13-17
    533 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    I actually recognized a few of them XD
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    Unanswered Male 13-17
    239 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    Omigod! This crap was halarious!

    Its kind of like this thing I saw that replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the harry potter books.

    "Harry waved his wang at the dementors. A silvery substance shot out."

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    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    hahahahaha... "Don`t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this" and "I find your lack of pants disturbing." Classic.
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 7:29 pm
    GOOD FOR A FEW CHUCKLES
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    5005077 Male 13-17
    6 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 7:30 pm
    first time in a while I actually luaghed.
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    Purple_Pride Male 13-17
    45 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 11:04 pm
    I think this is one of the few things that I have laughed out loud at.

    "25 You came in those pants? You`re braver than I thought."

    "8 Han will have those pants down. We`ve got to give him more time!"


    "18 Don`t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."

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    Sparkly Female 30-39
    240 posts
    February 7, 2007 at 11:07 pm
    You hafta imagine the original voices when you`re reading them... it`s better than "mildly amusing!"
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 3:19 am
    BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
    !!!! :-D :-D :-D
    My personal favourite: "4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander."
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    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    How do they come up with this stuff?
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    gabcab Male 13-17
    404 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 4:36 pm
    hehe, my favorite one was:

    "Don`t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."
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    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    wow. i never realized how funny star wars was
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    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    My fav. #1 is "I find your lack of pants disturbing."
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    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    Number 2&3 is "General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault." and "I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants."

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    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 6:39 pm
    That made me laugh like a monkey on crack. You`re pants betray you... *giggle*
  37. Profile photo of DarkfireX
    DarkfireX Male 13-17
    70 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 8:27 pm
    Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants

    I find your lack of pants disturbing

    ROFLOL

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    Fabbyfubz Male 13-17
    176 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 12:04 am
    This just in, Germany has surrendered! THERE IS NO MORE WAR IN EUROPE!
  39. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 9, 2007 at 5:34 am
    Your point, Fabbyfubz? )-|
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    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 1:46 am
    You`re pants betray you, your feelings are strong, especially for your sister.

    :D LOL that made my day!

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    Niko9190 Female 13-17
    56 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 3:37 am
    " These pants may not look like much, kid, but they`ve got it where it counts."

    AHHH hahahahah!!!!

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    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    February 10, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    It`s even funnier if you use the real definition of pants.

    A tremour in the pants..HAHA

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    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    February 11, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    I`ma go through the movies and find more. Ooh this shall be entertaining.
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    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    February 13, 2007 at 8:12 am
    first one was funny.

    nuff said.

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    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    Believe it or not... >_> me and my ex boyfriend actually started this. >_> ... Because back then we were Five Iron Frenzy fans, and they have a thing called "The Pants Opera" where everything is pants... So, we wrote down a bunch of stupid stuff about replacing words from star wars lines with "pants" because at the time everything with "pants" was an inside joke (Like el`nino) ... So, one of our group of friends ended up posting it online, and it spread for whatever reason... It was so long ago that I can`t tell you which ones I wrote, or why... >_> But, I remember being there and thinking, "WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?!" lol...>_>
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    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    No, it`s coming back to me, "I find your lack of pants disturbing" *raises hand* that was me... >_> <_<... Oh yeah...it`s good to be "known" for something isn`t it? HAHA!
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    Sotesf Male 18-29
    23 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 9:17 am
    Rofl...
    funny..there were like about 4 funny lines and they were spaced out pretty well between the rest....i understand why he did that...

    now if you`ll excuse me i have movies to watch so that i may replace its nouns with the word pants....and then i shall find a new word...after that

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    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 5:52 pm

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    JeanaH Female 13-17
    406 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    that was funny. "That thing`s operational!"
  50. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
    428 posts
    July 29, 2007 at 3:15 am
    "Lock the door. And hope they don`t have pants."
    ROFL.

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