Woman Owned by Gas Pump

Submitted by: pat125 10 years ago in Funny
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Gas = rocket science for this woman.
There are 132 comments:
Female 133
or it could be iamzach in drag
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Female 152
Dumb bit ch. Reminds me of my mom...she has no clue on how to pump gas.
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Female 415
Dear god she starts to go back a second time!
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Female 665
gee i`m asian AND i`m a girl but yet.. i`ve been driving for the past.... 7 years and yet i`ve held a perfect record. no ticket. no injuries to my car. never done anything stupid.. and yet i see a lot of guy who drive stupidly! but i find it that people are stupid drivers. no matter the sex or race. but that lady was stupid anyways.
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Male 547
She knew the gas tank was on the other side of the car. When she got out, she didn`t look around on the driver`s side for the cap, and then think "oh the other side" She immediatly got out and started pulling it to the other side.
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Male 1,263
LOL when i first read it, I thought the car would expload or something. I was kinda dissapointed but it was still funny XD
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Female 39
that was slightly funny. by fake do you people mean it was staged? because who cares and how do you know anyway? also...when i see an asian driving a car, i get as far away as possible. hahaha. everyone knows its fun to make fun of other races, religions, and sexes. don`t pretend to be better than everyone by calling people rude and arrogant for cracking a lame joke when you have probably laughed at something that would be considered offensive to someone else. its called freedom of speech and no one should get offended over what people type on the internet anyway. especially if you are not being attacked personally. everyone needs to just chill out and learn to have a sense of humor.
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Male 158
og what a retard, i wondered how many hours it took for her to realise her car was the wrong way???? what a retard to tell ya the thruth
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Male 68
This was really funny but it would`ve been even better if there was sound on it. I would never do something like that but even if I would happen to get in that situation (heaven forbid lol) I would`ve at least realized that it wasn`t gonna work after failing miserably at first try. There definetly should`ve been a light bulb popping into her head telling her she should turn the car around but she just kept pulling the hose lmao. I laughed so hard when she fell over the car, she really got pwned lol.

As for the racist comments here, all I can say is: iAMzack...think before you speak. What`s funny to you might not be funny to others. And to everyone else - ignore it, even if you feel offended. The more you critisize him, the more he enjoys it coz then he gets exactly the reaction he wants: attention. I rest my case.

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Female 799
rofl, what an idiot.
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Female 24
jeez this is what im talking about. i just explained the fact that i know that what i said istn true about all asains...so how can that be an insult?

well geez iAMzach I know that your probably not a retarded-crackwhore. But If I call you one don`t you feel insulted?

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Female 32
Idiot! Why didn`t she reverse into the space? Nob.
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Female 142
Brilliant... absolutely.. Brilliant.
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Male 1,461
And yet she can afford a BMW. Go figure.
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Female 1,596
-.- stupid lady.
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Male 223
Nobody can take a joke these days. Jesus...and..I mean JOKE not INSULT, bobomoron...:D laterdays ;)
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Male 223
Iamzach! Go for it! girl+asian = disaster. There. I set the world back 20 years. Everything is better. now we know that thet terrorist poo never happend. Woot!
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Female 1,004
The video: funny! Sadly, I did something a little similar. Didn`t wrestle with the hose of course, but I forgot to park with the filler facing the tank. =P and yes, it would`ve been alot funnier with sound
to those saying `no wonder, shes a woman!`: you`re being asses. And no wonder, you`re men! :D
to the guy making the `joke`: I got it. Tiny bit funny, but not `lawl` material. I think everyone`s just mad because you`re getting all fired up about it. I mean...If I said a joke, you ask what it ment and I suddenly popped off with "STFU YOU EFFING `TARD!" wouldn`t you be at least a little bit peeved?

Is it just me, or does /every single topic/ on IAB turn out to have at least one or two arguements in it?

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Male 2,781
HAHAHHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS SH`T!
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Female 24
wow retard
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Female 357
What is up with the racist comments against Asians and Russians? Stuck up b.itches. Your country or race is anything other then perfect, same as any other. Get a life.
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Male 39
what an idiot shes suppose to park the car the other way...IDIOTS THESE DAYS!!!
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Female 422
because it would have been too much trouble to turn the car around.
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Female 1,407
She has to be kidding! *)*
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Female 39
and if you`re gonna get mad at me, refer to previous post.
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Female 39
this is off of myspace...it reminded me of this "argument" that went on here:

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.

Don`t try to act hardcore with the keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;

even if you win, you`re still retarded.

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Male 650
am I the only one who thinks this is just so-so? There really must be a decent video sshortage going on.
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Female 116
Lol hahahaha
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Male 643
Relax guys, I laughed at the video.
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Male 645
Wow,I bet the numnuts typing full paragraphs insulting the guy who made the stereotype jokes are not avid watchers of mencia....You people are extremely stupid at times. I didn`t really like the video that much,woulda been a whole lot more funny then it was if gas station cameras had sound :(
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Male 36
what an idiot, if it doesn`t reach on the first tug you should probly move the car...
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Male 799
um... wow...just...wow
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Male 52
Very very very funny:-P
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Female 1,492
dude...she`s a friggin` idiot...move the damn car lady!!!
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Male 14
Thats funny stuff right there aye!
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Male 1,289
BWAAAHAHAHAHA! thats funny! =]
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Male 1,360
neither funny nor non-boring
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Female 218
"^im just jumping to conclusions. if asians cant drive cars makes sense they wouldnt be able to put gas in um either. not to mention shes a woman. asian+woman=disaster. im amazed that gas station is still standing."

One tiny part of my brain is offended, and the rest is just cracking up in an ashamed sort of way.

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Male 65
Uh...maples?

"im asian, and im not offended by your "joke". the reason i put parentheses? because its NOT FUNNY."

Have you watched the punctuation song yet? It`d probably help.

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Male 250
wow that lady is friggin stupid
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Male 4,246
On-topic: Gas pump hoses these days are pretty long, usually long enough to reach around a vehicle. There`s a cable attached to the hose about halfway along it; the cable retracts into the pump to keep the hose out of the way when not in use. This women does indeed seem to have some trouble mastering the concept.

Off-topic: All these other off-topic posts prove why arguing over the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics.

Off-off-topic: "Well gramere buddy..." Um, what?

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Female 2,552
Lmao! Can this be real?
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Male 813
I`ll never understand why I read comments for when all they ever turn into is some pissing contest between a bunch of people too stupid to find something better to do.
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Male 142
And that is why they pump your gas for you in oregon
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Female 39
can she not pull the car around the pump? oh, wait! she doesn`t have any gas! ^_^
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Male 645
Haha Stereotypes! Weeeeeee

P.s "funny clip. shes a real idiot. oh and idiot zach dude, stereotpes arent funny. there just stupid. and ur not funny, just an idiot.lol"

Well gramere buddy, zach is clearly the idiot here. ;-)

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Male 46
Wow... You people bitch like you`re that girl who got the wrong color car. SHUT THE HELL UP AND STAY ON TOPIC!!!
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Female 268
that was just sad. too bad there is some1 stupid eno to do it.
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Female 1,070
Wow... what a retard xD

the skirt aint all too pretty either

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Female 59
i really don`t like the "word" pwned, but this seems to be an appropriate time to use it
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Male 220
pa-the-tic
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Female 4
Hmmm, i think even I could fill up a gas tank...
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Male 1,825
maan this is really funny. theres like two conversaitons, over racism and the video. we get like sidetracked cause some idiotmakes a joke about a stupid stereotype. this is pretty fu*kin entertaning. oh and u guys need a definition of comedy.
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Male 4,393
3 words = move the car :P
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Male 1,825
funny clip. shes a real idiot. oh and idiot zach dude, stereotpes arent funny. there just stupid. and ur not funny, just an idiot.lol
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Male 222
iamzach stop starting conflicts, STFU and keep your stereotypes to yourself.


You cracker. :D

And what a fcking retarded person lol.

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Male 643
LOL, girls are so dumb.
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Male 142
What a dumbbutt
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Male 54
Ok we all understand that it was a joke. Whether you think it was funny or not, everyone needs to just get over it. He didn`t mean to offend anyone.


As for the video, I thought it was pretty funny. It was sort of dull though until she flipped over the back of her car.

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Male 536
she was right not to move her car, its obvious to me too that the gas pump had clearly been put on the wrong side, she was just making a point. you go girl!
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Female 228
lol but really y didnt she just move her car...?
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Male 2,199
lol im with iAMzach on this one stereotypes are funny... no.. their hilarious... if you cant laugh at someone elses or your own expense then thats ur fault... were expressing our right to freedom of speech... on that account black ppl like watermelon/chicken! asains cant drive! Jews are rich Germans always look angy and white ppl are spineless and are always afraid of racism
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Female 48
I never comment these things but...

IamZach shutup, we all understood your joke. its not funny. were not gonna lie to you && tell u that it is. now get over it.

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Male 1,219
Yeah I find this hard to believe. I think it`s fake.
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Female 550
Stupid things happen to stupid people.

At first, I thought this video was going to be the one where the hose caught on fire.

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Male 606
ok? your point? the stupid drats asked me to explain the joke cause they were to dumb to get it themselves. EVERYONE knows the asian driver steryotype. and to clarify i have an adopted korean brother....i dont hate asian what so ever. even he can take the drating asian driver steryotype joke and laugh at it. whats with you people. i make a joke everyone knows and all of a sudden i hate asians and im a racist? get over yourselves what the fck is with people going crazy over sht like this these days. the only way u could possibly get offended by this is if your asain and you know you suck at driving. other wise just laugh it off as the stupid un funny joke iamzach made and dont call me a retarded for explaining it after people asked. sigh.
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Male 743
NOOOOO NOT EBAUMSWORLD!!!!
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Female 338
iamZACH, sterotypes can be funny. Your comments are just stupid.
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Female 70
and this is why they do not let you pump your own gas in new jersey...

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Male 561
turn the car around
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Male 1,425
whats there to hear?

wow, thats incredible...hey lady, its called parking where the tank faces the pump =P

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Female 52
Even a blonde wouldn`t do that...come on!
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Female 1,065
Funny, that lady is an idiot. Sound would have been nice though :<
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Female 670
loser
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Female 1
This video looked so planned.
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Female 63
When I first started driving my new car, I did forget the first couple of times which side the gas tank was on (it was opposite from the car I`d had before). But I never tried stretching the gas hose all the way across the car! That, perhaps, is a "D`OH!" moment gone horribly wrong. XD
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Male 115
it is a Woman No surprise or explanation needed.
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Female 879
I wish the gas would of started shooting off all over her, and then when she fell, she could of fell in a gas PUDDLE...thats funny, people falling is funny by itself, but stupid people falling into something is even funnier...especially when they ruin thier nice new ugly outfit..
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Male 1,039
Apparently pulling in with the gas cap on the tank side didn`t occur to her.

Oh and I`ve never seen a gas pump with a retracting hose?!! Seriously, in the 24 years of my life I`ve never seen one like that.

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Female 340
what a dumbass. Wouldn`t it of been easier to just turn the car in the other direction. I think so. I hope this place was crowded lol
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Male 632
iamzach: If you think that is funny then you are pretty well drain bramaged.
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Male 988
lol so she gets up and tries again instead of looking in front of her!
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Female 314
hahah that was funny i was waiting for it to explode...but anyway still very humorous... i agree she is most likely on crack..if she wasn`t then she would NOT try to react the same scene
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Female 182
silly ass
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Male 943
DIE EBAUMS!!! This is old and fake
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Male 42
wow...she stills strugles to get the gas pump to the filler even though she can`t...good for her ^^
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Female 449
why didnt she just go to a pump on the other side so she wouldnt have to take it round the other side of her car.

Haha she fell over!

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Male 2,576
IAMZach

You`re a f°cking moron.
"I made an offensive comment"
"Can`t you take a joke ha ha"

Go talk to Micheal Richards retard.
And by the way, Asians Drive a whole lot better then you ever could. Its a mazing that they arn`t all dead by there cars.

LEts but it this way, if you can drive in bejing, you can drive anywhere in the world, And i`ve been there. In Some parts, Red Lights are optional. Its amazing they arn`t all dead.

And if you need to exaplin a "joke" Thena lready you know that you`re a moron and the "joke" is not funny.

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Female 174
ROFL! That`s so dratin funny when she disappears behind the car! hahahahaaahaaaaaa! :D:D:D

To be fair on her though the hose should have stretched to the other side,they normally do

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Male 145
what`s with all the hate and racism here. there`s a difference between having a sense of humour and just being insulting.
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Female 319
It`s amazing how the human race ended up this stupid -_-"
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Male 6
Glad to know Im not the only one! Lol!
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Male 209
Yeah you know I completly agree on the asian think.... Japanese tech is so advance they have authomatic gaspumps so people get really crazy when they see this old fashion pumps....
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Male 1,217
OWNED

iAMzach: im asian, and im not offended by your "joke". the reason i put parentheses? because its NOT FUNNY.

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Male 18
BakaNeko728 Those postman pat cars infront of shopping centres dont count as driving hun :P

sorry to burst your bubble

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Female 873
is it tht hard 2think wait a second and think `this is gonna reach, why dnt i jus turn the car around?` *ding lightbulb above her head*
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Male 98
Dont you just hate it when they just installed a new spring-retractor and you got to pull it with all your strength to fill up your car.
And always try to keep your gasintake next to the pump for easy acces.
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Male 236
Well if thats a survalance video who ever took it probably did it illegaly and i dont think its also illegal to post that woman with out her permission
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Female 665
gee i`m asian AND i`m a girl but yet.. i`ve been driving for the past.... 7 years and yet i`ve held a perfect record. no ticket. no injuries to my car. never done anything stupid.. and yet i see a lot of guy who drive stupidly! but i find it that people are stupid drivers. no matter the sex or race. but that lady was stupid anyways.
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Male 65
Ok....Why didn`t she move the car?
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Female 407
sum people are real rude. I`m australian and i live in asia, drivers here aren`t that bad. K, I`m talkin bout a different part of asia than the one in the vid or the one u guys r thinkin...but really. Why can`t the "humor/jokes lovers" just stick to humor of the vid instead of poking other people or cultures? And the vid was funny. Could`ve been anyone who was that stupid, i could list a few stereotypes myself but that would be low.
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Male 18
she looks azn
explains everything...They should have special signs at all petrol stations in all the azn languages to help them :P
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Male 810
Yeah, but I`m still holding out for a fiery death next time she fills up
I don`t care HOW it happens, just make it happen and give her a darwin
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Female 113
Honestly.. sometimes the comments on here are better then the actual video!! I love watching people get into "internet fights" LMAO
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Female 106
wop wop wop wop wop wop
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Female 173
Just... wow...
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Female 1,496
Yes, it`s only OK to knock Americans on this site. So why don`t you all get with it already?

To pretend you don`t know the stereotype of asian drivers, and german drivers, then your full of crap. If you are offended by it you need to grow some balls.

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Female 694
And I see she keeps trying at the end...
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Female 1,972
Deranged dingo- she wouldn`t have gotten too far. She would have run out of gas, so there`s still hope.
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Male 81
i will bring the topic back to the video clip... this racial/insulting poo belongs on the kkk forum.

as for the clip, frickin hilarious, completely unexpected! Sound would`ve made it even better

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Male 216
a joke, or an insult?
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Male 606
jeez this is what im talking about. i just explained the fact that i know that what i said istn true about all asains...so how can that be an insult? and your calling me dumb when im explaining to you fcking retards that it was a joke and not to take me seriously but yet you still do? god fckin people i swear cant even make a JOKE these days with out the politically correct police breaking down your door. pull whatever it is that crawled up ur ass and died out and try to understand the concept of a joke.
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Male 216
a joke, or an insult?
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Male 278
yeah, but cmon people lightenup it was only a joke.
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Male 216
or that you`re dumber for not understanding it
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Female 525
iAMzach, you should never explain your jokes.
it makes you look dumber than you already are.
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Male 606
ive noticed alot of people here cant take jokes. it amazes me. laugh people stereotypes are funnyyyyy. im perfectly aware of the fact that not all asians suck at driving, im also aware of the fact that alot of women drive better then men or vice versa. it dosnt fcking matter its funny. LAUGH DAMNIT.
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Male 732
By the way, why is nobody saying something about Spriggan666`s comment?
I think it`s offending!
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Male 732
"My car has a manufacturing error, the filler is on the wrong side!"
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Male 99
^ You`re damn right you`re an ass. Let`s just throw the world back about 20 years...
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Male 606
and yes i am a f*cking *sshole. get over it.
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Male 606
^im just jumping to conclusions. if asians cant drive cars makes sense they wouldnt be able to put gas in um either. not to mention shes a woman. asian+woman=disaster. im amazed that gas station is still standing.
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Female 606
and iAMzach, wth does that suppose to mean?
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Female 606
To call her an idiot is an understatement.
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Female 1,001
was she asain? she looked asian to me....it would explain so much if she was.

Can anyone explain this comment to me?

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Male 606
was she asain? she looked asian to me....it would explain so much if she was.
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Female 430
Only would have been funny if that was for real...
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Male 242
why in the hell didn`t she just move her car...figured that`d be pretty obvious when the damn pump didn`t reach...damn germans, haha
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Male 810
hahahaha i love it!
too bad it didn`t explode... there goes a darwin award contestant.. driving away, still alive
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Male 2,958
She`s probably a crack head or something which kinda takes away from the humor...wait, no it doesn`t.
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Male 209
10 to 1 on the revenge (gas pump wins on the second round)
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Male 756
Link: Woman Owned by Gas Pump [Rate Link] - Gas = rocket science for this woman.
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