Wise-Ass Physics Exam Answer

Submitted by: digitalmaste 10 years ago in Funny

Too bad the teacher didn"t seem to appreciate the humor.
There are 142 comments:
Male 126
itsdice - spamming is NOT KOOL.
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Male 29
LOOK
the teacher drew a doughnut
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Male 1
Sad thing is question (b)! Nothing moves after it comes to rest. So the teacher got what he/she deserves for asking a trick question.
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Female 14
ha ha ha love it
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Male 1,289
that looks like one of my answers =]
lol
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Male 4
Thats too funny good observation though

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Female 576
hahahahahha
funnni.
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Female 416
Ha ha im tring that one! I wonder what my fata**ed teacher would say
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Female 44
LMAO!!
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Female 415
what a bloody smarty!
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Female 7
this made me laugh soo hard
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Male 16
That guy is going to be the next Bill Gates when he grows up.
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Male 35
I used to give stupid answers like that with word-problems in math class. I would end up getting half a point for creativity. For two word-problems with a half point (one point) versus five multiple choice questions with only one or two correct answers... that`s pretty good. I think. I`m no expert when it comes to math.
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Female 419
Haha good answer.
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Male 334
mean teacher just like mine
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Male 1,263
hahahahha. Poor kid. PERSONALLY i think he should have gotten extra credit for using a variable

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Female 799
lol
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Male 366
`The sad thing is that you go on Ebaumsworld.`
lol.

ebaumsworld/collegehumour/break all seem to be in some kind of circle where they sit and fap to their inability to find their own content rather than reposting each other`s.

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Female 447
HA!
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Male 1,866
Well, actually to be fair, his answer is actually fair.
i mean, since when do ramps not have friction? it`s scientifically impossible to have ZERO friction isn`t it? isn`t it more likely to have an elephant in the way?!
his answer makes more sense than the fricken question.
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Male 1,521
Stupid
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Male 2,307
ZOMG OLD MEME
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Female 681
Lolz!
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Male 561
ebaumsworld sucks dick

found this pic funny though

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Male 142
a. mgh=1/2kx^2
(3)(9.8)(5)=1/2(100)x^2
147=(50)x^2
2.94=x^2
1.715=x (meters)
b. 5 meters
no engery lost.
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Male 146
Hey look! theres a donut in the corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmmmmm
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Female 184
Lmfao. That is so drating great.
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Male 19
shut the drat up about ebaums world, this site is better so they should go ahead and post it here.
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Female 144
yeh i`ve been able to pull that one off...
cause im not in college physics :/
lol
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Male 643
HAHA, stupid teachers.
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Male 148
What a stupid kid, See you packing my bags at Wal-Mart Mr Elephant.
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Male 285
i rememebr a kid got something right for being a smartarse...the question was `blah blah blah, find X`

the kid circled x on the page, and wrote `here it is`, after almost a year of debate, the kid was given full marks, it is now mandatory to write `find the value of x`

that kid is my hero :)

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Male 1,343
i like his answer, but unfortunately `no` does not answer the question :(
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Male 1,217
this is similar to the expand one rite here:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...
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Female 74
hahaha i love it. i always used to do this sh*t on tests too lol.
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Female 119
lmfao


....so whats the answer?

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Male 143
I am doing that in Math
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Female 55
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!11111!!1111!!!1122131
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Male 250
ha, gunna try that on my physics test i have next Thursday
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Male 1,003
Easy 10 points. I found X. It`s between the dotted lines.
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Male 495
"Saturday, January 27, 2007 9:47:47 PM
Did he draw the elephant?"

No he super imposed it to the paper using osmosis and great mind control.

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Male 157
I know the answer... 42.
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Female 140
Did he draw the elephant?
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Female 1,025
HAHAHAHA.. thats good.
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Female 1,572
wow...o_0....Stupid?
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Female 422
Hey gmanji, you took what I was going to say. Now I have nothing clever. Damn you!
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Male 703
how did this guy or girl ever get to physics... thats crazy...
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Male 157
That`s one sexy elephant.

I think I`m stealing that for my next math exam. wheeee

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Male 64
Yeah, I find this really weird, the professor seems open-minded enough. He gave the kid a doughnut for a grade. XD! The kid should`ve written "Doughnut?" Next to that before he posted it on the internet.
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Female 93
Whoa. I hate physics. Last sem, when I had to take physics, I was so relieved when I finished the final exam. :] I`d take out all my notes and try solving the equation, but then again, I`d probably get it wrong, and I HATE PHYSICS. :]
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Female 25
Sadly I`m past all exams with diagrams. I guess I`ll just have to stick with trying to fit as many film quotes into my Classics essays as possible. That brought me endless fun last year. No wonder I got a D. Lol.
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Female 458
Some people don`t check ebaums
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Female 963
Lol :-D
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Female 748
LOL... I love it. See, I had a professor that wasn`t born without a sense of humor.
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Male 239
And this isnt from ebaum`s. Ebaum`s doesnt have original content. They pirate all their content from other sites.
Its time you watch some education videos..
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Male 239
I hate math but love smart ass jokes. So this kinda evens out.
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Male 495
Saturday, January 27, 2007 6:03:54 PM
this is old from ebaums... and... uhh.. why is I am Bored suddenly taking a liking to searching through archives of places like albinoblacksheep and ebaums? (some of the stuff posted recently from albino is quite old, even though enjoyable)

These are all links suggested by members. I presume they see them there and post them here.

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Male 495
"QUOTE_Saturday, January 27, 2007 2:30:35 AM
lol. i love these. kids are so creative these days. why smother them into thinking in 1 direction with all the text books?"

So they can get an education and contribute to society.

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Male 738
The ball would transfer it`s momentum to the elephant, but the elephant wouldn`t move because it just doesn`t give a damn.
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Male 110
this is old from ebaums... and... uhh.. why is I am Bored suddenly taking a liking to searching through archives of places like albinoblacksheep and ebaums? (some of the stuff posted recently from albino is quite old, even though enjoyable)
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Female 316
I saw that a couple days ago. Made me roffle again.
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Female 340
lol, that would of been something I wrote on the paper. When I didn`t know the answer to something I would just put something dumb haha. Makes sence what he said
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Male 39
lmao :]
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Female 655
wonderful =]
i`m actually going to do that one
haha
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Female 228
hahaha thats pretty smart. too bad all mi algebra problems dont have diagrams i could screw up like that.
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Male 1,386
he didnt find x...
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Male 1,496
Well, good timeing seeing as my math exam is coming up.

(x+9)*elephant*(x-13)= elephant is in the way.

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Female 15
I think they should have worked it out, perfectly.
THEN drawn the elephant and given another answer.
Would they have been marked correct? XD
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Female 173
poor elephant. when that 3kg object comes flying down the ramp, it`s gonna get an arsefull.
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Female 111
haha... in the GCSEs there was a maths question asking; why does the answer to (random equation) always have to be even? and my friend put "if it wasn`t it would look odd" lol...
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Female 1,211
""I was just noting that IAB is copying it`s material from other webbys. """

People suggest links to be put on IAB. Therefore, its the sad people who go on both Ebaumsworld and IAB that suggest things from Ebaums to go on IAB that create the confusion...

Off with their heads, I say!

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Female 78
My teacher would give a bonus point at least, just for making him laugh.
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Female 1,426
Reminds me of this:

[img]http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/2882/stupidquestionmathbh0.jpg[/img]

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Male 1,420
right, becuase Ebuams ALWAYS gets 100% original,
not stolen content.
idiot
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Male 1,420
"boo it wasn`t clever or wise

the kid drew the elephant in! if it was there, yeah randomly on the pyhsics test, then it would have been funny "
yea, its only funny to the loesrs with a sence of humor.
"I`m not trying to make off of IAB so all you IAB addicts need to stop pmsing (especially you Manicstoive.) I was just noting that IAB is copying it`s material from other webbys. This means that IAB is not only behind the times, but unorignial in it`s search AND acceptence of humor. What`s the point of submitting great stuff if IAB is simply going to repost something from another site. IAB has been copying many things lately, from Ebaums, from Collegehumor, it`s just sad. So Manicstoive you can shove your IAB love up your tight arse. Unlike you, I visit these sites once a day, I do not lurk on them for hours. IAB has always been cool, but the fact that they are reposting stoof makes me a sad panda."
HAHAHA!
right, becuase Ebuams ALWAYS gets 100% original,

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Male 173
Yeah, I don`t go to eBaums, because I`m kind of against profit from pirating. But hey, if you want to, go there. I won`t stop you. This is new here, so I`m fine with it.
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Male 45
I`m not trying to make off of IAB so all you IAB addicts need to stop pmsing (especially you Manicstoive.) I was just noting that IAB is copying it`s material from other webbys. This means that IAB is not only behind the times, but unorignial in it`s search AND acceptence of humor. What`s the point of submitting great stuff if IAB is simply going to repost something from another site. IAB has been copying many things lately, from Ebaums, from Collegehumor, it`s just sad. So Manicstoive you can shove your IAB love up your tight arse. Unlike you, I visit these sites once a day, I do not lurk on them for hours. IAB has always been cool, but the fact that they are reposting stoof makes me a sad panda.
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Male 779
Babiigirl93: Maybe it would be a good idea to stay after school with that spelling. Is there an elephant blocking the nerve transmissions to your brain too?

Damn elephants. Always getting in the way.

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Female 157
Haha, thats great!
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Female 1,596
Lol, that`s a smart student, and he/she drew a good elephant.
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Female 368
Bwahahaha! That`s so great.
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Male 201
The thing is the guy had the answer, his developpement is correct... he just hat to take it one more step and he had the final answer... He only got a zero because he tried being a dildo, he should have got partial points for a partial solution.
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Male 1,383
where the hell did the elephant come from?
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Female 519
That damn elephant appeared on my test last week too! He`s a sneaky one.
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Male 1,425
thats mine too! wtf. stop copying my ideas.

yeah no chances are, it wasnt your exam.

funny stuff!!!

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Male 12
omg who the hell took a photo of that???? that is my exam paper for my mock exams who da f*** shoved it on da net??
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Male 1,079
....??
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Female 139
boo it wasn`t clever or wise

the kid drew the elephant in! if it was there, yeah randomly on the pyhsics test, then it would have been funny

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Female 441
that is soooo awesome i wanna try it but my math teacher scares the crap out of me.he wud make me stay after skool or sum thing then only god knows wut wud happen to me.lol.
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Female 2,552
Lmao! I would give him full credit :-)
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Male 1,406
Reminds me of last year... with the spring constants and the frictionless surfaces and whatnot.
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Female 2,674
Derek* -_-
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Female 351
haha very clever
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Female 2,674
Lmao, looks like somthing my friend Derik would do. xD
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Female 1,944
wow thats hilarious....but that problem looked hard!
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Male 30
patriotpappy, go here. I think we know where you got those questions ;)
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Male 592
gahh, x approximately equals the square root of 3 ( meters. and it does move after coming to rest, bouncing back to it`s original height, 5 meters.
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Male 957
man i took so many crappy math classes, and one science class where this crazy gothic-looking teacher (yea creepy huh) was obsessed with everyone doing "complex" science projects. geez doing this kind of thing wouldnt have made much difference to me. and classes would have been way more fun :)

schools gay

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Male 737
Bwahahahahah.
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Male 632
Awesome! I have a physics exam in two days. If I don`t know the answer to something similar to this, I`ll use the elephant answer....
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Male 225
I know this isn`t as funny, but when the examiner woman asked if there was any questions

I asked why was the sky blue and got kicked out, good thing my dad`s a lawer

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Female 345
I`d definately give them marks for that. Hehe.
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Male 756
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
Open door, insert elephant, close door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Open door, remove elephant, insert giraffe, close door.

The lion through a party for all of the animals in the jungle. All but one came to the party. Which one didn`t?
The giraffe... he was in the fridge.

I thought it was funny... guess you had to be there.

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Female 95
Hehe! On a science exam, they had one of those questions `how do we know that the answer is blah blah blah?` anyways one kid answer ` Because I`m not stupid` :)

well, i thought it was funny.

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Female 10
Well... if you dont know the answer try and raise your spirits a bit ;) Awesome
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Male 904
wtholyf - Not everyone is sad enough to visit every website every day. You don`t like it - fu(k off back to ebaums.

loling a lot. Reminds me of a mate when I was at school. Maths question asking you to work out a massive question in your head. My mate wrote the answer to about 10 decimal places (it really wasn`t possible!) The next question asked you how you worked out the answer. My mate wrote `Divine Intervention`.

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Female 319
man that kid must be stupid...
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Male 988
hehe i also like how people posting here are trying to explain the answer lol
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Male 317
lol
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Male 572
good stuff
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Male 177
Does anyone have a link to a similar post? The one with the "find x" and "expand" questions? Very funny stuff that was.
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Male 2,567
Lmfao
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Female 1,228
ha ha ha very funny! the imagination of kidsare getting better, defo.
"Elephants!" ha ha ha
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Male 38
what material is that mass? it must be very light or that is one tiny elephant
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Male 160
Very very good
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Male 216
wouldnt the answer depend on the spring size?
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Male 1,217
^--;

lol... this isnt as funny as the "find x" or the classic "expand" problems...

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Male 2,586
What do you call an elephant`s tampon? - A sheep

Why do elephants have trunks? - Because sheep don´t have strings. :-D

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Male 38
seeing as the surface is frictionless wouldn`t the object propel the elephant into the spring?
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Male 4,246
"No. There is an elephant in the way."

Hmmm, looks like somebody`s trying to cover up a severe lack of studying. Shame shame shame!

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Male 888
LOL!

And whiners..
Stay on ebaums, I don`t go to ebaums and would have missed this. This is I-A-B, not ebaums. Posts on ebaums are that are posted here are not reposts, they are new posts for I-A-B.

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Male 810
it was titled How To Fail A Test
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Male 38
seeing as the surface is frictionless wouldn`t the object propel the elephant into the spring?
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Male 810
this was funny!!! there was a better one though.. i can`t remember the link, and i tried googling it

but it was a whole test where some kid had just intentionally skewered every answer... it was quite funny. he got a total of about 3 points or so

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Male 65
ur a pooty letdown.
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Male 492
i saw this on collegehumor.com about two to three weeks ago i agree with laterforever. kind of a let down
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Female 152
haha! that is wonderful!
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Female 160
the answer is 57, everybody. duh.
that is, when the elephant gets out of the way.
or else the answer is correct.
well..unless the elephant calls over his sheep friend and then the elephant moves but the sheep stays. then theres a sheep in the way. and well if the sheep moves thennnn the answer is 47. unless....the sheep calls over his llama friend and the sheep leaves but the llama is still sitting there all alone. in that case there would be a lonely llama in the way.
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Male 22
as mentioned before... ebaumsworld. i get excited with a new post, but it all goes downhill when i`ve seen it before :(
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Male 29
The sad thing is that you go on Ebaumsworld.
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Male 45
The sad thing is this is a repost from Ebaumsworld, what is wrong with the IAB staff...
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Female 47
lmao
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Female 1,211
Gosh. I hate it when elephants interrupt my exams. Poor kid.

And the sad thing is, is that someone is probably going to try and solve the question.

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Male 380
lol
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Female 472
HAHAHA! That kid should have gotten that one right! There IS an elephant in the way!
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Female 665
lol. i love these. kids are so creative these days. why smother them into thinking in 1 direction with all the text books?
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Male 991
Ahaha! :-D It would be fun grading that kid`s papers.
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Male 567
bahahaha! that was so classic, i wonder what the teacher wrote on the report :S
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Male 45
Why do they repost everything from Ebaumsworld, this is like one week old already.
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Male 222
Hahah! Whenever I don`t know an answer, I write something about the Hulk smashing through a wall.
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Male 209
Oh the classic elephant on the way answer..
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Male 126
Link: Wise-Ass Physics Exam Answer [Rate Link] - Too bad the teacher didn`t seem to appreciate the humor.
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