Vanity Plate Complaints

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Misc
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/flatags1.html

Letters written to the DMV to complain about license plates people found offensive.
There are 67 comments:
Male 143
Notice their all from Florida
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Male 591
This is why its my belief that people in this day and age are getting more and more idiotic, We will be the death of ourselves.
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Female 32
Where are these peoples sense of humour? Life must be an everyday struggle for these people, jesus!
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Female 49
I`d really like to know what happens after all these letters are sent, or see the response letters, if some are written.

"Fascist Nazi`s, all of them! Fokew!"

Just, thanks man. That`s exactly what I am, according to my cultural heritage. (My mom`s from Germany, dad from Italy.) But I`ve been joking about it ever since I knew what a Mussolini was.

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Male 1,496
This is another reason why religion is so retarded.
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Male 30
A plate that read "SHTHPNS" was pulled from a friend of mine. He got away with it for a year tho.

poo Happens

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Male 47
The last letter is hilarious... addressed to Mr. Dickinson... the writer points out that Dickinson name could be consider obscene if you say each syllable.
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Female 663
LOL. I would think it`s hard to be taken seriously when you sign all of your i`s with little hearts. (no. 8) Idiot. lol
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At least I wasn`t the only one to notice that.

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Male 3,631
Fascist Nazi`s, all of them! Fokew!
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Male 3,631
"We are all children of God, but there is only one Son..." Well, I guess that makes the rest of us sexually-ambiguous incestually-concieved demi-gods, then?
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Female 797
^^^^^I thought it was Fat and Greasy but it seems like it could be the 2nd one too.
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Female 815
By the way "FATNGRZ" is just "Fat an` Greasy" right? What were you thinking?

I thought it meant Fat Ni__ers?

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Male 730
my 7th/8th grade teacher told us he used to have a vanity plate that said "URA PNS" or something like that. i thought it was quite funny.
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Male 90
I knew some one was going to complain about the cop one, and i doubt he wasted half his day writting the letter, mabey ten minutes. But i didnt get that one, is it suppose to be fat and girls? or something like that
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Male 108
i like how the guy tries to explain y `GETN SUM` isnt bad. lol no ones gonna see it the way he apparently does.
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Male 376
AHAHAHAHA i never knew they replaced aS$ hole with non-nice individual
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Male 376
9 is an non-nice individual, and #11 is very well written. lol but 9 must be one of those parents who protects their children from EVERYTHING even when its not too bad. bitch lol
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Male 223
lol! FUCT 24-7????...haha....i cant wiat till i get my license, im definately gonna have to think of something creative...
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Male 222
LOL!
"GETTING SUM"

I am simply acquiring the total! >:O

lol...

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Female 2,552
Boy, "RAIN SUX" sure is horrible.
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Female 706
Some of these retards have never read the constitution...
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Male 561
people bit(h too much
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Female 1,007
4NIKATE, love it.
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Male 1,674
I was driving up to a stop light once and got right behind a minivan with the license place REPENT.
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Female 90
I didn`t under stand what, or how plate #5 was offensive. Whta`s it mean?
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Female 1,065
They were ALL from Florida.. xD
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Male 713
"nobody else cares.
You`re the same type that would bitch about other peoples license plates."

Just came as a suprise to me, Im not angered at it. And no, as silly as vanity plates are-I would like to see one that says any vulgarity it can, and if it was big enough I would like it to say "fudgeUroduku" better yet it rhymes.

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Male 695
oh by the way my plate is FL8ME
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Male 695
hey stupid people!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO NOT BE OFFENDED!!!! pinheads all.
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Male 281
"We have over 1500 murders a year that we are aware of in the continental United States. (That is more than Iraq`s average by the way.) We have a sub par education system. We have a few million illegal aliens exploiting EVERYTHING good about this country"

Yeah, like when the Europeans invaded North Amercia...

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Male 459
"I cant believe no one has mentioned how much of a bloody repost this is."

nobody else cares.
You`re the same type that would bitch about other peoples license plates.

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Male 2,796
We have over 1500 murders a year that we are aware of in the continental United States. (That is more than Iraq`s average by the way.) We have a sub par education system. We have a few million illegal aliens exploiting EVERYTHING good about this country and all these dumbshiit morons can think of to do is biitch about license plates...
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Male 713
I cant believe no one has mentioned how much of a bloody repost this is.
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Female 1,172
LOL. I would think it`s hard to be taken seriously when you sign all of your i`s with little hearts. (no. 8) Idiot. lol
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Female 85
My friend wanted SpankMe on a plate that was made for an organization that helps stop child abuse. lol I want GoTopls ie Go Topless. I have a convertible. lol And you`re a pansy if Sux offends you.
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Male 988
WOW! 6 SIGNATURES!! Shocking, 6 people find it offensive!

the last one is best lol, the most sarcy thing i`ve ever seen. Obviously the person was wrong though and only pretending.

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Male 1,039
sportsjock08 = mister obvious LOL

Was a joke, how old are you really??! LOL, sorry.

Anyway, It was easy to get crazy stuff back in the 90`s..near impossible now.

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Male 1,406
I`m offended by RAIN SUX

And the last one is pretty funny too.

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Female 114
That guy who wrote the last one rocks. Plus, I laughed out loud at "4nikate".
Hilarious.
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Male 85
the guy complaining about the RAIN SUX plate is a total goon- he insists to have the guy`s liscence revoked? Moron.
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Male 916
Sportsjock08: "fornicate means sex outside of marriage benjbenj." I know, sportsjock08. I just wanted to give an alternative interpretation for 4nikate.

sportsjock08
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
11 Posts Friday, January 12, 2007 7:43:12 AM

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Male 547
Well we are talking about Florida...full of crotchity, old people with nothing better to do. How many of the complainers were over the age of 60 I wonder. And that woman with the little hearts just made a fool of herself.
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Male 295
I really liked the last letter. The way he made a play on "Dickinson" and asked the official to change his name as it was obscene was hilarious.
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Male 251
People need to stop bitching. I mean, so what if the license plate -might- be construed as offensive? It`s better than a crapload of bumper stickers with complete sentences and properly spelled offensive slurs.

I swear, maybe I need to get one that says "IH8UPPL".

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Female 257
Cy: Exactly my thoughts!
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Male 83
Next they`ll be complaining about coincidental mis-haps - such as a UK plate ending in "WAN" sat next to a "K" reg car...I know one guy who`s standard plate reads ---- FKN (new style UK plate)
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Female 1,496
These people are the same people that complain about every little thing every day. I should get one that says, "SUKAFT1"
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Female 362
I have seen a license plate that said "cum 4me" it was pretty funny.
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Male 30
fornicate means sex outside of marriage benjbenj
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Female 339
Are there really police officers around that have nothing better to do except pull over drivers for having funny numberplates. And then spending half the day writing a letter of complaint?!

Forget about offensive numberplates, that police woman should be charged for wasting police time! LOL

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Female 3,001
people get offended easily dont they..?!
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Female 3,001
took me for ever to work out fatngrz
i thot it ment fat and rgeasy
but then it clicked lol

hah and little wh o re. funny :)

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Male 916
"4nikate" must have meant "because Nick had lunch". Quite an innocent sentence.
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Female 35
For the most part people will complain over every little thing. FATNGRZ hamburgers is what some people like. It is almost time for me to be GETN SUM coffee.
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Male 193
By the way "FATNGRZ" is just "Fat an` Greasy" right? What were you thinking? ;-)
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Male 193
Personally, I just think the guy`s jealous he didn`t think of it first...and because, obviously, this man worries that God favors the plate-holder more than himself. :-P
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Female 1,413
i looked it up. deigo is a bad slang for italians, like the n word is for blacks.

and the gettin sum one was funny. dickenson lol.

rain sux isnt terrible, they didnt even spell sucks.

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Male 349
The lady with children who complained about "rain sux" should have her back put to a wall and then she should be shot.
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Male 870
My favorite was the guy who wrote to protest the cancellation of his plate "GETN SUM":

"3) I think you should consider changing your last name. While, as a mature adult, I have no problem with the name Dickinson, for children who sound out each syllable, the result is highly disturbing."

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Male 4,246
RAIN SUX. Somebody got so upset over RAIN SUX they requested the plate be destroyed and the owner fined. SONAGOD help us all.

And Lynda Brutz dots her i`s with little hearts.

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Male 98
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...

It`s a deragatory slang term for Italians.

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Male 62
wat r these people smoking probaly C R A C K
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Male 30
diago , wtf? i don`t see anything offensive about that.
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Female 607
What was offensive about "daigo"? That doesn`t seem to translate to anything....

And, yeah, most of those were just funny, I loved how angry the first person was at "sonagod"

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Male 400
lol
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Male 2,576
OMFG. FFS. I mean Come on! Its non sense Bullsh°t Like this that make me want to retreat into a Cave.
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Male 10,115
Link: Vanity Plate Complaints [Rate Link] - Letters written to the DMV to complain about license plates people found offensive.
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