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Date: 01/03/07 02:13 AM

68 Responses to USB Pole Dancer

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 11:24 pm
    Link: USB Pole Dancer - Probably not a great idea to put this on your desk at work.
  2. Profile photo of Liang
    Liang Male 18-29
    41 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 2:18 am
    The Killers ftw.
  3. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 2:33 am
    erm i want one but not really
  4. Profile photo of Xbalde
    Xbalde Male 13-17
    140 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 2:36 am
    lol thats weird....
  5. Profile photo of steerpike_
    steerpike_ Male 18-29
    157 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 2:36 am
    That got so boring after like three seconds. :/
  6. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 2:39 am
    ooookkk...
  7. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 2:42 am
    According to the two lights at the base, this toy seems to have rather decent beat detection, that being the case, its a pitty it only goes back and forth like that.
  8. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 2:46 am
    Killers suck and so does that dancer.
  9. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 3:04 am
    Um..
  10. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 3:21 am

    Not the greatest, but I see the beginnings of future greatness! Sorta like how Tickle-Me-Elmo evolved from a giggling, rattling red thing, to a red thing that looks more like it`s having a seizure (and laughing), to it`s ultimate greatness of a possessed demon-toy of masochistic laughter. ^.^
  11. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 3:41 am
    The dancer looks like holly from Girls Next Door
  12. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 3:50 am
    I bet GI Joe tips her reeeealy tiny dollar bills, then picks her up in his GI Joe Hummer for some debauchery behind Barbie`s back
  13. Profile photo of ColdChaos
    ColdChaos Male 18-29
    61 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 3:59 am
    Hmm id rather have the real deal...but that would do while the real deal is in the toilet...
  14. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 5:20 am
    What a totally useless waste of plastic..

    But then aren`t all pole dancers the same

  15. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 5:52 am
    Why would someone spend money on that?
  16. Profile photo of bomoman
    bomoman Male 13-17
    216 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 5:56 am
    "I WANT TO EAT YOUR SOUL >:-D"
  17. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 6:02 am
    Haha, lolakitty, you are DaBoom!
  18. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 6:11 am
    kinda lame, didn`t do much but killers kept me watchin
  19. Profile photo of Volaverunt
    Volaverunt Male 13-17
    160 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 6:53 am
    lame xD
  20. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 7:42 am
    Utter crap.
  21. Profile photo of -leigh-
    -leigh- Female 13-17
    39 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 7:46 am
    huh....y did he feel the need to video it 4 soo long...it just keeps doin the same thing..partially cos of the boring crappy song...maybe it woulda been better with a little system of a down perhaps?
  22. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 8:18 am
    that`s lame
    one of the few useless gadgets i dotn want
  23. Profile photo of Nuke555
    Nuke555 Male 30-39
    170 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 9:09 am
    Laaaaame my USB port pwns that one.
  24. Profile photo of Gammon_Rod
    Gammon_Rod Male 13-17
    431 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 9:44 am
    Doesn`t do much.
  25. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 10:07 am
    wow...that could be alot better
  26. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 10:17 am
    Great song, stupid doll.
  27. Profile photo of Moop_stick
    Moop_stick Male 13-17
    64 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 11:03 am
    It was funny for about 10 seconds. Then it just became really weird.
  28. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 11:57 am
    it was the same for ages

    i could do better pole dancing :)

  29. Profile photo of wolkanne
    wolkanne Male 30-39
    226 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    yeah its probably not a very good ideia
  30. Profile photo of bury_me
    bury_me Male 13-17
    79 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    I WANT ONE!
  31. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    If it was cheap id buy 1
  32. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    im some how turned on. joke
  33. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
    222 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    I guess this is for the guys too lazy to go to a strip bar on their lunch break huh? Haha.
  34. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    Classy.
  35. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 3:28 pm
    ... that was kinda gross...
    C`mon, get a real pole dancer.
  36. Profile photo of omgwtfho
    omgwtfho Female 18-29
    218 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 3:53 pm
    Lamest video ever.
  37. Profile photo of allen98601
    allen98601 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    i think its kinda cool, i want one ><
  38. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    Ok, so if I was a dude (or a lesbian) I would never hand a woman that danced like that any money, not even a quarter...she doesnt even wiggle or shake or anything...
  39. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    Fear the pole FEAR IT!
  40. Profile photo of cheapnbeefy
    cheapnbeefy Female 18-29
    70 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    what a crappy song...by an even crappier band.
  41. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    ::cough::WEIRDO::cough::
  42. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    .....
    (my comment is warranted because some of my other comments are super long, i have a right to post padding)
  43. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    and Buddy thought it would be heralded as cool. How sad.
  44. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    ...ok .... :(
  45. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 5:50 pm
    Why... buy that? It ruined that song... Funnier if it had been some funny seductive song...
  46. Profile photo of neveralon3
    neveralon3 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 6:53 pm
    ken would tap dat! haha no but seriously that was pretty lame...
  47. Profile photo of LawnGnomePoo
    LawnGnomePoo Female 18-29
    44 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    haha wtf
  48. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 8:01 pm
    meh
  49. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    Stupid!
  50. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    haha. it even has lights.
  51. Profile photo of kyles-alter
    kyles-alter Male 70 & Over
    95 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 10:58 pm
    the killers suck soooo much!!!
  52. Profile photo of kyles-alter
    kyles-alter Male 70 & Over
    95 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 10:58 pm
    go for some real music like the beatles or led zep or hendrix or floyd cmon not the f*cking killers
  53. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 11:50 pm
    eh?
  54. Profile photo of mangarooboo
    mangarooboo Female 13-17
    280 posts
    January 4, 2007 at 12:44 am
    haha...erm..
  55. Profile photo of charlie026
    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    January 4, 2007 at 12:55 am
    is that it?, i was expecting something heaps better than that, at least the arms fling around abit or something.
  56. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    January 4, 2007 at 1:44 am
    Imgo, only Canadians are allowed to use that word!
    you`re in violation of the law!
    i`m afraid i`ll have to arrest you now...
  57. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    January 4, 2007 at 1:45 am
    the killers
    yeah!
  58. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 4, 2007 at 3:27 am
    Then the camera goes down, and it looks as if it`s on stage. It still looked crappy, and the huge helmet of hair bothered me. I`d rather pay $6 for watered-down drinks and see the real deal.
  59. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    January 4, 2007 at 5:16 am
    lol, who makes all this crap?
  60. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    January 4, 2007 at 12:32 pm
    ok a waste of plastic on crap...
  61. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    January 4, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    great muzik though! :D
  62. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 4, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    What a waste of money.
  63. Profile photo of seaweed
    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    January 4, 2007 at 7:22 pm
    wayyyy tooooooo long
  64. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    January 4, 2007 at 10:51 pm
    pfft is that all it does? Cheap.
  65. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    January 5, 2007 at 9:03 pm
    Interesting. but so totally perverted. Like as if people always need things pole dancing close to them. lol
  66. Profile photo of BrittyxPoo
    BrittyxPoo Female 13-17
    30 posts
    January 6, 2007 at 1:41 am
    She had some crazy hair.
  67. Profile photo of Engrish
    Engrish Female 18-29
    6 posts
    January 10, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    Yeah... Seriously... That thing sucks. For a pole dancer, I thought it`d at least DANCE.
  68. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    January 23, 2007 at 8:19 am
    sweet. maybe she could a little more, and they cud make a guy do a pole dancing thang.
    that wud be cool.

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