Urban Sprinting

Submitted by: Figgy 10 years ago in Funny
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A sport to play in malls. Warning: adult language.
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Male 1,582
"woulda sued the non-nice individual who took the guy down on the elevator."

It was an escalator retard XD

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Male 85
Totaly would have sued that guy that brought the dude down.


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Male 431
woulda sued the non-nice individual who took the guy down on the elevator.
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Male 606
Fffuuuccckkkiiinnn ccchhhiiiccckkkeeennn nnnuuugggeeettttttsss.
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Female 68
That was pretty good.
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Male 37
leg it! woop woop! gotta love it. =D
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Male 102
LOl ima try it LEG IT he has other hot sports to
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Female 38
Guys charming... I`d let him go..
Poor thing was tackled? Awww... it`s alright.
And now I shall try this out... but I`m betting the security guards are more aggressive now..
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Female 64
This guy is officially my hero! Best game EVER!
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Female 60
this looks like something i would do
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Male 106
This looks like fun. I know what I`m doing next time I go to a store or mall. Neg is a dude with some serious balls.
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Male 18
Haha, I remember this from the tv, its actually a british programme. I liked the annoying devil, he definitly had some balls !
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Male 127
i wouldnt try that.

i wouldnt risk it.....

im in track and field and can probably outrun those fat security guards at my mall but those guys can probably leap and crush my bones.

haha.

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Male 295
I probably won`t do it myself, but I WILL bet my friend to do it... and he will... he`s a whore... he`ll do anything for money... he`s set himself on fire a few times, check it out on youtube... lol sean...
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Male 29
anyopne seen urban rodea negs sports rock!
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Female 86
Lol, was watchin the show thts from just then :-P
Turns out the guy who caught him on the elevator was the Head of Security at wherever he was, and the guy had just resigned 2 weeks before :-P Unlucky.
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Male 437
Lol, that totally rocked!! I feel like doin` that right now...mmm chicken nuggets...pizzas better though...
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Male 437
Lol, that totally rocked!! I feel like doin` that right now...mmm chicken nuggets...pizzas better though...
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Female 9
They don`t get him when he goes into the burger bar coz he exits the mall. Mall security guys usually quit chasin you once you outta the building. hehehe i love balls of steel! hasn`t been on for a while but i think it`s coming back.
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Female 184
That was funny. But that dumbass tackled him. >[ Party pooperrr.
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Male 238
I would think The fat guy would chase him a bit and give up
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Female 311
I would have been more scared to push people out of the way in that queue, it`s practically a criminal offence to queue jump in England.
Bloody hilarious though.
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Male 144
and some ****ing chicken nuggets!!!
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Male 1,461
[quote]On 1/3/2007 1:54:04 AM mcnaial1 wrote: Thx victory rider for telling me how to do this, it was a real great help.[/quote]

No problem, always glad to help.

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Female 1,025
hahhaha..

"EXCUSE ME.......YEAH ILL A CHEESEBURGER WITH SOME....FUNKING CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHH!!!"

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Female 50
first go to the place and just look around see where things are, u keep doing that and finding different ways out. then do it..
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Male 460
Thx victory rider for telling me how to do this, it was a real great help.
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Female 1,382
He didn`t steal anything, just a tag.
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Male 1,386
rofl! that was awesome! 20 seconds, very good time. so, what do you do after you win? keep what you stole or what?
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Male 319
he`s an idiot.... but a fast idiot

and the people were laughing alot....a bit TOO much o_O

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Female 1,572
there are alot of these lately...
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Male 810
The fat guard ate his wheaties :P
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Female 302
THAT WAS IN THE dratING GALLERIA!! WOOHAAAYYYYYY!!!! XD I go there, nearly every week, hellz yeeaaahhh~
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Female 141
i always set alarms off going INTO shops. i dont know why, but i am sick of getting funny looks, how can i rob something if i havent even gone in the shop yet?
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Male 285
i feel sorry for the second one :( poor security guard
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Male 161
"Also, was that a security guard that caught him on the escalator? It was hard to tell, but it looked like it was just some random bystander."

To my understanding, he was a retired manager/security guard. He retired just two monthes before. (Not sure where I got this from, do not quote me. Not that this matters or anything.)

"How did he just get out of trouble by going to a burger joint?"

I second that, I especially wonder why he would go to a burger joint while being chased by a fat guy.

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Male 158
How did he just get out of trouble by going to a burger joint?
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Male 552
A cheeseburger with some ****ing chicken nuggets!

Wow, that was great. I like it when that guy on the escalator brings him to the ground.

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Female 486
lol. That was funny, though I wonder how he managed to get out of trouble.

Also, was that a security guard that caught him on the escalator? It was hard to tell, but it looked like it was just some random bystander.

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Female 878
The fat guard was surprizingly agile.
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Male 1,825
btw woulndt the security come after you at the burger king. if i did it the cops would have probably beat the poo out of me.
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Male 1,825
that is so f-ing awsome. if i could run faster i would totally do that. ill probably get my friend to do it fu*kin sweet!!!
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Female 920
Haha that was funny/stupid. Hilarious when the guy got him... I wanna try this lol
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Female 113
lol the music was pefect
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Male 142
Dang, me and my friends are gonna have to do this later, freaking hilarious.
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Female 1,065
ahahahaha! he got tackled, this is fu7nny,,, i wanna play
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Female 280
hahahaha
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Male 194
Sweet. I gotta try that some thime but sadly for the moment im crippled :( Anywho, I will find a fat security guard, and i will yell "Run, fat man, Run!!" And I wonder what he did after?
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Male 957
funny
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Female 357
THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVAH!
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Female 2,084
hahahaha. hilarious.
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Female 340
I`m gonna marry that man, and that fat security guard. It`s gonna be hott.
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Male 361
lol ok sometimes bhs leave them on the counter(England dunno about us) and in game when you buy a pc game and it comes with a tag it usually sets of places like jjb, awesome post :D i would do it but im not a fast runner lol
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Male 810
HILARIOUS, but I don`t think the cashier has ever left a tag on an item after I`ve bought it
could this qualify as track practice? :P
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Female 160
And I loved the music. <333
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Female 160
I want a cheese burgah and the FUGGING Chicken Nuggets!

XDDD!!!

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Male 168
better do some training for next weekend xD
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Female 172
how did he get outta trouble? lol
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Male 572
he started to showoff when a fat guy was chasing him but who knows the powers of fat guys lol
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Male 1,647

Arresting you for.. disturbing the peace??
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Male 317
lol awesome i want more of this stuff on IAB and owned on teh second run.
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Male 1,364
the first one was the best.
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Male 189
billbob-05, what are they gonna arrest you for? Running around? Last time I knew that wasn`t worth charging for, nor banning from the shop. Wasting a security guards time on the other hand is an offense in itself.

Here in Iceland, searching on people is illegal unless the cops get a search warrant from the judge, I would do this in a second. If a guy was running after me I would be hella scared, I could say that I was just trying to run from some crazy guy that was chasing me [to my best knowledge]. They couldn`t prove otherwise... unless they read this post... o.O *doesn`t press Post Reply*

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Male 6
lol, gimme a cheeseburga and sum furgen chicken nuggets!
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Male 91
problem is, if you get away theyll get you on cctv and arrest you later, least they would here
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Male 243
hahhaha sweet!
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Male 268
ohhh its from a shoowww....
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Male 268
who was video taping it?....it seems like its fake....anywayyy im definatly doing this one day
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Male 13
Once again this is from balls of steel, funny show :-)
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Male 226
hehe thats funny hehe
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Female 57
Odd. I now feel the need to do this.
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Male 213
Man, I never thought mall cops got paid enough to chase people like that.
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Male 561
Monday, January 01, 2007 7:21:28 AM
<quote> Can anyone tell me where I can get a tag that sets off alarms? :D </quote>

Sometimes the cashiers are dumbasses and forget to cut it off the inside of your coat I cut it off after setting off every alarm I walked by

Wierd thing is I set off like 100 alarms and not once got stopped

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Male 160
Btw, he is quite fast and agile...
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Male 160
I`m doing that NOW!
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Male 195
where can you get the tag. i want to play!!!
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Male 1,092
:D lol
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Male 160
was awesome
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Male 134
Very funny XD
Fatman couldn`t run fast enough x)
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Male 732
Haha, cool, would try it, too.
Maybe one day...
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Male 988
oh yeah, i mentioned that in the comments for Annoying Devil. Same show.

this is goooooood

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Female 78
Can anyone tell me where I can get a tag that sets off alarms? :D
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Female 1,071
Haha! I soooo wish i had the balls to do that! xD It would be so fun!
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Male 1,647

Why is calling someone fatty mean? Ok, .. it`s mean. But on a twist of concept.. maybe they should DO something about being fat. Especially seeing as they`re trying to be security? C`mon. Not all, but about 95% of fat people are just not taking care of themselves. The other 5% are thyroid problems, disabilities and other `real` medical issues, such as being bedridden for too long or something.

If you`re fat? Get off your ass, exercise, eat right, stay right.. then you ain`t GOTTA worry about people calling you fatty!

What a concept!

Acne and racial slurs.. are mean. Fatty? Is not mean.

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Female 681
Lol, omg... he is a fast runner! Poor security guards!
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Female 422
that was mean when he kept calling the gaurd fatty when he was just doing his job.
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Male 1,866
lmao he`s like a rabbit!
haha.
i have the speed and agility, if only i had the guts.
that`s some funny stuff though.
hahaha.
it`s the fat ones you gotta watch out for though!
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Male 1,647

Oh he11s yeah! Doubt it`s anything American, but it sure was hot!

I love that! Normally I don`t actually laugh out loud but that was hilarious! Choke holds, and toying with security guards.. rotflmao. AND.. no harm done! Like a practice run for them!

This is TRUE entertainment!

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Male 2,486
Im going out to do that right now, seeya later.
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Female 1,972
"Fargin Chicken Nuggets!"
lulz
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Female 670
Lovely. :) Simply lovely.
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Male 1,461
[quote]On 1/1/2007 3:02:36 AM mcnaial1 wrote: hey how do u tell IAB about a great post? i got a ton of things that should be up... Any help?[/quote]

From IAB, just scroll to the very bottom of the page. The first link at the bottom is called "Suggest a link". Click on it, and you can figure out the rest.

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Male 1,461
I suggested this link like a week ago. I`m glad someone else suggested it too so that it got posted this time (Thank you Figgy). I thought most on IAB would enjoy it.
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Female 266
Oh . . .. My god. . . . That was kinda hard to watch . . . Becuase it sounds so much like something that would influence me and then next thing I know I`ll be doing that kind of thing . . . and .. . . GAHH.
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Male 460
hey how do u tell IAB about a great post? i got a ton of things that should be up... Any help?
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Male 460
we need some parkour in IAB
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Male 376
I... must... do this...
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Male 2,576
Ha Ha ha, I love It.
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Male 51
Great vid, very funny. They should try him out for a football team rofl.
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Male 217
You would think the store would ban him...
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Male 94
Just as I was thinking "I`d be the guy to tackle that bastard", That dude in the failed attempt got ahold of him him. Awesome video.
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Male 602
It woulda been cooler if he knew how to parkour. Cool idea. LETS ALL GO STEAL THINGS!
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Male 503
Wow. That was entertaining.
A bit mean though. But still funny.
2 out of 3. Fair play to him.
Second attempt. Failed. Poor guy... pulled to the ground.
Wow. Anyway, it gets a 4 for sure.
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Male 314
Link: Urban Sprinting [Rate Link] - A sport to play in malls. Warning: adult language.
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