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Date: 01/01/07 02:22 AM

104 Responses to Urban Sprinting

  1. Profile photo of Figgy
    Figgy Male 18-29
    314 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 8:09 pm
    Link: Urban Sprinting - A sport to play in malls. Warning: adult language.
  2. Profile photo of fabricant
    fabricant Male 18-29
    503 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 8:30 pm
    Wow. That was entertaining.
    A bit mean though. But still funny.
    2 out of 3. Fair play to him.
    Second attempt. Failed. Poor guy... pulled to the ground.
    Wow. Anyway, it gets a 4 for sure.
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    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 2:30 am
    It woulda been cooler if he knew how to parkour. Cool idea. LETS ALL GO STEAL THINGS!
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    Ballistik639 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 2:34 am
    Just as I was thinking "I`d be the guy to tackle that bastard", That dude in the failed attempt got ahold of him him. Awesome video.
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    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 2:34 am
    You would think the store would ban him...
  6. Profile photo of gofigure
    gofigure Male 13-17
    51 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 2:36 am
    Great vid, very funny. They should try him out for a football team rofl.
  7. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 2:42 am
    Ha Ha ha, I love It.
  8. Profile photo of JMF145
    JMF145 Male 18-29
    376 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 2:44 am
    I... must... do this...
  9. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:01 am
    we need some parkour in IAB
  10. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:02 am
    hey how do u tell IAB about a great post? i got a ton of things that should be up... Any help?
  11. Profile photo of xDDitsmee
    xDDitsmee Female 18-29
    266 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:04 am
    Oh . . .. My god. . . . That was kinda hard to watch . . . Becuase it sounds so much like something that would influence me and then next thing I know I`ll be doing that kind of thing . . . and .. . . GAHH.
  12. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:20 am
    I suggested this link like a week ago. I`m glad someone else suggested it too so that it got posted this time (Thank you Figgy). I thought most on IAB would enjoy it.
  13. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:26 am
    On 1/1/2007 3:02:36 AM mcnaial1 wrote: hey how do u tell IAB about a great post? i got a ton of things that should be up... Any help?

    From IAB, just scroll to the very bottom of the page. The first link at the bottom is called "Suggest a link". Click on it, and you can figure out the rest.

  14. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:50 am
    Lovely. :) Simply lovely.
  15. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:54 am
    "Fargin Chicken Nuggets!"
    lulz
  16. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:58 am
    Im going out to do that right now, seeya later.
  17. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 4:06 am

    Oh he11s yeah! Doubt it`s anything American, but it sure was hot!

    I love that! Normally I don`t actually laugh out loud but that was hilarious! Choke holds, and toying with security guards.. rotflmao. AND.. no harm done! Like a practice run for them!

    This is TRUE entertainment!

  18. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 4:08 am
    lmao he`s like a rabbit!
    haha.
    i have the speed and agility, if only i had the guts.
    that`s some funny stuff though.
    hahaha.
    it`s the fat ones you gotta watch out for though!
  19. Profile photo of canaryellow
    canaryellow Female 13-17
    422 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 4:13 am
    that was mean when he kept calling the gaurd fatty when he was just doing his job.
  20. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 4:16 am
    Lol, omg... he is a fast runner! Poor security guards!
  21. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 4:18 am

    Why is calling someone fatty mean? Ok, .. it`s mean. But on a twist of concept.. maybe they should DO something about being fat. Especially seeing as they`re trying to be security? C`mon. Not all, but about 95% of fat people are just not taking care of themselves. The other 5% are thyroid problems, disabilities and other `real` medical issues, such as being bedridden for too long or something.

    If you`re fat? Get off your ass, exercise, eat right, stay right.. then you ain`t GOTTA worry about people calling you fatty!

    What a concept!

    Acne and racial slurs.. are mean. Fatty? Is not mean.

  22. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 6:48 am
    Haha! I soooo wish i had the balls to do that! xD It would be so fun!
  23. Profile photo of Shipduck
    Shipduck Female 18-29
    78 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 7:21 am
    Can anyone tell me where I can get a tag that sets off alarms? :D
  24. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 7:44 am
    oh yeah, i mentioned that in the comments for Annoying Devil. Same show.

    this is goooooood

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    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 9:10 am
    Haha, cool, would try it, too.
    Maybe one day...
  26. Profile photo of Mxa
    Mxa Male 13-17
    134 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 9:25 am
    Very funny XD
    Fatman couldn`t run fast enough x)
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    southpaw101 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 9:48 am
    was awesome
  28. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 10:35 am
    :D lol
  29. Profile photo of 1avatar2
    1avatar2 Male 13-17
    195 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 10:59 am
    where can you get the tag. i want to play!!!
  30. Profile photo of Volaverunt
    Volaverunt Male 13-17
    160 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 11:29 am
    I`m doing that NOW!
  31. Profile photo of Volaverunt
    Volaverunt Male 13-17
    160 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 11:32 am
    Btw, he is quite fast and agile...
  32. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 11:39 am
    Monday, January 01, 2007 7:21:28 AM
    <quote> Can anyone tell me where I can get a tag that sets off alarms? :D </quote>

    Sometimes the cashiers are dumbasses and forget to cut it off the inside of your coat I cut it off after setting off every alarm I walked by

    Wierd thing is I set off like 100 alarms and not once got stopped

  33. Profile photo of LPAkira
    LPAkira Male 13-17
    213 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 11:47 am
    Man, I never thought mall cops got paid enough to chase people like that.
  34. Profile photo of I-GIVE-DEATH
    I-GIVE-DEATH Female 13-17
    57 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    Odd. I now feel the need to do this.
  35. Profile photo of wolkanne
    wolkanne Male 30-39
    226 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 12:29 pm
    hehe thats funny hehe
  36. Profile photo of jack_jones
    jack_jones Male 13-17
    13 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    Once again this is from balls of steel, funny show :-)
  37. Profile photo of gibsonsga73
    gibsonsga73 Male 13-17
    268 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 1:07 pm
    who was video taping it?....it seems like its fake....anywayyy im definatly doing this one day
  38. Profile photo of gibsonsga73
    gibsonsga73 Male 13-17
    268 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    ohhh its from a shoowww....
  39. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    hahhaha sweet!
  40. Profile photo of billbob-05
    billbob-05 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    problem is, if you get away theyll get you on cctv and arrest you later, least they would here
  41. Profile photo of rhythem
    rhythem Male 13-17
    6 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    lol, gimme a cheeseburga and sum furgen chicken nuggets!
  42. Profile photo of BirkirHe
    BirkirHe Male 13-17
    189 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 1:56 pm
    billbob-05, what are they gonna arrest you for? Running around? Last time I knew that wasn`t worth charging for, nor banning from the shop. Wasting a security guards time on the other hand is an offense in itself.

    Here in Iceland, searching on people is illegal unless the cops get a search warrant from the judge, I would do this in a second. If a guy was running after me I would be hella scared, I could say that I was just trying to run from some crazy guy that was chasing me . They couldn`t prove otherwise... unless they read this post... o.O *doesn`t press Post Reply*

  43. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    the first one was the best.
  44. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    lol awesome i want more of this stuff on IAB and owned on teh second run.
  45. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    Arresting you for.. disturbing the peace??
  46. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    he started to showoff when a fat guy was chasing him but who knows the powers of fat guys lol
  47. Profile photo of IrishRose12
    IrishRose12 Female 18-29
    172 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:26 pm
    how did he get outta trouble? lol
  48. Profile photo of axis736
    axis736 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:40 pm
    better do some training for next weekend xD
  49. Profile photo of snapplemouse
    snapplemouse Female 13-17
    160 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    I want a cheese burgah and the FUGGING Chicken Nuggets!

    XDDD!!!

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    snapplemouse Female 13-17
    160 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    And I loved the music. <333
  51. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:50 pm
    HILARIOUS, but I don`t think the cashier has ever left a tag on an item after I`ve bought it
    could this qualify as track practice? :P
  52. Profile photo of Orchideous
    Orchideous Male 18-29
    361 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    lol ok sometimes bhs leave them on the counter(England dunno about us) and in game when you buy a pc game and it comes with a tag it usually sets of places like jjb, awesome post :D i would do it but im not a fast runner lol
  53. Profile photo of kaybublz
    kaybublz Female 18-29
    340 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    I`m gonna marry that man, and that fat security guard. It`s gonna be hott.
  54. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    hahahaha. hilarious.
  55. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVAH!
  56. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 4:45 pm
    funny
  57. Profile photo of skit_z
    skit_z Male 13-17
    194 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 5:17 pm
    Sweet. I gotta try that some thime but sadly for the moment im crippled :( Anywho, I will find a fat security guard, and i will yell "Run, fat man, Run!!" And I wonder what he did after?
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    mangarooboo Female 13-17
    280 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    hahahaha
  59. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    ahahahaha! he got tackled, this is fu7nny,,, i wanna play
  60. Profile photo of Odd_Mindset
    Odd_Mindset Male 13-17
    142 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    Dang, me and my friends are gonna have to do this later, freaking hilarious.
  61. Profile photo of gnomelover
    gnomelover Female 18-29
    113 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 8:28 pm
    lol the music was pefect
  62. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 8:42 pm
    Haha that was funny/stupid. Hilarious when the guy got him... I wanna try this lol
  63. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    that is so f-ing awsome. if i could run faster i would totally do that. ill probably get my friend to do it fu*kin sweet!!!
  64. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 9:04 pm
    btw woulndt the security come after you at the burger king. if i did it the cops would have probably beat the poo out of me.
  65. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 9:48 pm
    The fat guard was surprizingly agile.
  66. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 11:10 pm
    lol. That was funny, though I wonder how he managed to get out of trouble.

    Also, was that a security guard that caught him on the escalator? It was hard to tell, but it looked like it was just some random bystander.

  67. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    A cheeseburger with some ****ing chicken nuggets!

    Wow, that was great. I like it when that guy on the escalator brings him to the ground.

  68. Profile photo of Izzy67
    Izzy67 Male 13-17
    158 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 12:23 am
    How did he just get out of trouble by going to a burger joint?
  69. Profile photo of TCK15
    TCK15 Male 13-17
    161 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 12:32 am
    "Also, was that a security guard that caught him on the escalator? It was hard to tell, but it looked like it was just some random bystander."

    To my understanding, he was a retired manager/security guard. He retired just two monthes before. (Not sure where I got this from, do not quote me. Not that this matters or anything.)

    "How did he just get out of trouble by going to a burger joint?"

    I second that, I especially wonder why he would go to a burger joint while being chased by a fat guy.

  70. Profile photo of lorddalvidii
    lorddalvidii Male 13-17
    285 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 6:02 am
    i feel sorry for the second one :( poor security guard
  71. Profile photo of 3R1N
    3R1N Female 13-17
    141 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 7:57 am
    i always set alarms off going INTO shops. i dont know why, but i am sick of getting funny looks, how can i rob something if i havent even gone in the shop yet?
  72. Profile photo of AOD-ninja
    AOD-ninja Female 13-17
    302 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    THAT WAS IN THE dratING GALLERIA!! WOOHAAAYYYYYY!!!! XD I go there, nearly every week, hellz yeeaaahhh~
  73. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    The fat guard ate his wheaties :P
  74. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 5:11 pm
    there are alot of these lately...
  75. Profile photo of lacker239
    lacker239 Male 13-17
    319 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    he`s an idiot.... but a fast idiot

    and the people were laughing alot....a bit TOO much o_O

  76. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    rofl! that was awesome! 20 seconds, very good time. so, what do you do after you win? keep what you stole or what?
  77. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 8:33 pm
    He didn`t steal anything, just a tag.
  78. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 1:54 am
    Thx victory rider for telling me how to do this, it was a real great help.
  79. Profile photo of adhdgurl
    adhdgurl Female 13-17
    50 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    first go to the place and just look around see where things are, u keep doing that and finding different ways out. then do it..
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    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 10:47 pm
    hahhaha..

    "EXCUSE ME.......YEAH ILL A CHEESEBURGER WITH SOME....FUNKING CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHH!!!"

  81. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    January 5, 2007 at 8:06 am
    On 1/3/2007 1:54:04 AM mcnaial1 wrote: Thx victory rider for telling me how to do this, it was a real great help.

    No problem, always glad to help.

  82. Profile photo of 3622785
    3622785 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    January 5, 2007 at 12:37 pm
    and some ****ing chicken nuggets!!!
  83. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    January 6, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    I would have been more scared to push people out of the way in that queue, it`s practically a criminal offence to queue jump in England.
    Bloody hilarious though.
  84. Profile photo of liniarc
    liniarc Male 18-29
    238 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 8:26 pm
    I would think The fat guy would chase him a bit and give up
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    lossof_life Female 13-17
    184 posts
    January 22, 2007 at 7:38 pm
    That was funny. But that dumbass tackled him. >[ Party pooperrr.
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    laurendo10 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    February 24, 2007 at 11:47 am
    They don`t get him when he goes into the burger bar coz he exits the mall. Mall security guys usually quit chasin you once you outta the building. hehehe i love balls of steel! hasn`t been on for a while but i think it`s coming back.
  87. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    March 11, 2007 at 11:38 am
    Lol, that totally rocked!! I feel like doin` that right now...mmm chicken nuggets...pizzas better though...
  88. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    March 11, 2007 at 11:44 am
    Lol, that totally rocked!! I feel like doin` that right now...mmm chicken nuggets...pizzas better though...
  89. Profile photo of carnivia2
    carnivia2 Female 13-17
    86 posts
    March 16, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    Lol, was watchin the show thts from just then :-P
    Turns out the guy who caught him on the elevator was the Head of Security at wherever he was, and the guy had just resigned 2 weeks before :-P Unlucky.
  90. Profile photo of tna
    tna Male 13-17
    29 posts
    April 18, 2007 at 4:47 am
    anyopne seen urban rodea negs sports rock!
  91. Profile photo of ADRUNKHOBO
    ADRUNKHOBO Male 18-29
    295 posts
    June 22, 2007 at 3:54 am
    I probably won`t do it myself, but I WILL bet my friend to do it... and he will... he`s a whore... he`ll do anything for money... he`s set himself on fire a few times, check it out on youtube... lol sean...
  92. Profile photo of Spiffy17
    Spiffy17 Male 13-17
    127 posts
    September 8, 2007 at 2:57 am
    i wouldnt try that.

    i wouldnt risk it.....

    im in track and field and can probably outrun those fat security guards at my mall but those guys can probably leap and crush my bones.

    haha.

  93. Profile photo of -Kelsey-
    -Kelsey- Male 40-49
    18 posts
    November 19, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    Haha, I remember this from the tv, its actually a british programme. I liked the annoying devil, he definitly had some balls !
  94. Profile photo of FallenHero
    FallenHero Male 18-29
    106 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    This looks like fun. I know what I`m doing next time I go to a store or mall. Neg is a dude with some serious balls.
  95. Profile photo of audrey10011
    audrey10011 Female 18-29
    60 posts
    February 8, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    this looks like something i would do
  96. Profile photo of yes369
    yes369 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    This guy is officially my hero! Best game EVER!
  97. Profile photo of None_other
    None_other Female 18-29
    38 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 11:51 pm
    Guys charming... I`d let him go..
    Poor thing was tackled? Awww... it`s alright.
    And now I shall try this out... but I`m betting the security guards are more aggressive now..
  98. Profile photo of JoeBored
    JoeBored Male 13-17
    102 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    LOl ima try it LEG IT he has other hot sports to
  99. Profile photo of 7l24c3
    7l24c3 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 12:39 am
    leg it! woop woop! gotta love it. =D
  100. Profile photo of faithhopeh
    faithhopeh Female 13-17
    68 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 8:41 am
    That was pretty good.
  101. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 3:20 am
    Fffuuuccckkkiiinnn ccchhhiiiccckkkeeennn nnnuuugggeeettttttsss.
  102. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 1:38 am
    woulda sued the non-nice individual who took the guy down on the elevator.
  103. Profile photo of seetherage
    seetherage Male 18-29
    85 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    Totaly would have sued that guy that brought the dude down.


  104. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    "woulda sued the non-nice individual who took the guy down on the elevator."

    It was an escalator retard XD

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