Top 10 Most Ridiculous Products for Babies

Submitted by: KikiPeepers 10 years ago Funny
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Here is a list of the top ten most ridiculous baby products out there right now.
There are 59 comments:
Female 156
I lol`d at the caption for the Zaky pillow (0_o) And wtf is the toupee for besides humiliation?
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Female 262
Ehmz yeah....We, in Holland ;), have lots and lots of water :o And lots of kiddies here have leashes, or used to, `No it is just immoral`, stupid people! But, also, now more children have drowned over tha last years, so children are strapped in their pram, till they are old enough to understand NO WATER!

Anyway kids here learn how to swim at a real young age, so luckily not a lot of children drown anymore!

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Female 171
I`m gluing my children to my body.

As mentioned in the plethora of comments on the blog, I don`t like the implication that not leashing children means that they will get kidnapped/raped/murdered/etc.. Do whatever because it`s best for the kid, dammit, not because Mommy and Daddy want to look good for the other parents by following the trends and raising their children the "correct" way.

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Female 55
I had a leash.

The hand pillows are really creepy.

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Female 58
"Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. Maybe if I close my eyes, it can`t get me... Oh God it`s still there."
ROFL.
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Male 4,393
^^^ yeah :P
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Female 797
#4 makes your child look like a retard.
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Male 64
I love the leash, allows me to babysit sibblings and shop at the same time!
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Female 339
"That was the most retarded idea in the world. Sure, it could`ve been useful somewhere else, but someone could just totally kidnap the baby while you were sitting on the toilet taking a crap."

Lol, they`re not designed to go on the outside, it goes over the door on the inside with you...... but i guess thats even worse, to have your baby forced to stare at you as you take a crap.

And why are so many people shocked by the baby leesh?? I thought most people use leshes for their toodlers? Well they do here in britain o.O it helps stop the kiddies from falling over and smashing their heads on the pavement when they`re just learnt to walk, why is that weird?

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Female 3,001
i used to have a leash.
well my mum never had one but my best friend everytime i went to her house when i was little ide be put on a leash...i hated it!! i really did it still haunts me :S
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Male 4,246
Pikachu42: To laugh at, hysterically.
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Male 36
I want the hands!!!!!!!
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Female 1,492
why would anyone want their baby to look like donald trump???
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Female 1,172
My cousins had leashes caus my grandfather has a pool and it`s hard to catch one let alone two toddlers before they drown in a pool.
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Male 137
"It`s a baby carrier you hang over a public restroom stall while you go."

That was the most retarded idea in the world. Sure, it could`ve been useful somewhere else, but someone could just totally kidnap the baby while you were sitting on the toilet taking a crap.

And the hand pillows would just scare the living sh*t out of me, `nuff said.

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Female 157
You`re all going to yell at me, aren`t you.

Either way, the harness is useful. I work with an autistic boy, and sometimes his parents use the harness. For example, they sometimes clip him in his seat in the car (he`s too big for a carseat.) They also use it from time to time in big crowds, because he loves to run off.

Also, the second crib could be a sensory thing. I doubt the child would sleep in it, but sometimes things like that are good for sensory input (also related to autism.) I guess my point is that you shouldn`t judge too quickly.

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Female 1,262
The second crib was bitching...
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Male 701
"Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. Maybe if I close my eyes, it can`t get me... Oh God it`s still there." That thing was the creepiest
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Male 528
wtf a leash???
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Female 1,398
i SWEAR this is a repost. or maybe it was on uniquedaily. i-am-bored kinda posts things slowly, and it`s not as interesting as on uniquedaily.com
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Female 422
the thudgaurd was the best.
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Female 159
I never had a "leash" I was too scared to walk away from my mother... When we`re in a store now I always take note of everyone in it, it`s weird. I just need to check to make sure they don`t look like they`re going to snatch me away, one guy followed me through Wal-Mart one time, I was thoroughly scared :) I like the hammock-esque baby crib... it`s neat
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Female 173
The zombie hands just scream positional asphyxia.
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Female 878
omg, those hands are scary/
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Female 314
oh and the pacifier is hilarious... when i have a kids thats what I`m getting them
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Female 314
i was laughing until the zombie hands WTF traumatizing the poor baby no wonder some kids need therapy at such a young age
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Female 87
I was at a carnival once and saw a lady with a child on the leash. The child was playing with a ball that its mother would roll. Remind you of something else? Mwuaha. I don`t think I ever laughed so hard in my life.
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Female 2,552
The Baby Toupee was REAL?! I thought it was a joke!
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Female 77
#2 made me LOL.
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Female 243
Bwhahahahaha!!!
I liked the last one and the breat feeding thing for Dads...How original...xD
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Female 155
The tummy tub looked especially crazy because of the way it magnified their bodies.
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Female 155
[quote]On 1/11/2007 2:27:50 AM Hungwell wrote: Ummmmm.....I remember my parents having a leash they used on me.......[/quote]
I had a leash, too...
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Female 155
The tummy tub looked especially crazy because of the way it magnified their bodies.
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Female 354
I thought the Trump baby was adorable, but also totally wrong.
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Male 160
Some of them are scary... VERY scary :|
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Male 187
i cant sleep, disembodied zombie hands will get me
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Male 601
I never had a leash, thats just f*cking weird!!

LMFAO at the disembodied hands

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Female 262
Hahaha, we used to have a leash at home! Because if we went walking in Austria, My mum didn`t like us running of, for we could hmz, I don`t know, fall of a cliff!

Well, my brother had the leash, a had a wristband, with a sort of telephon e cord hanging from it!`

Don`t worry, I`m not under special care for that, now! I survived!

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Male 731
"that`s the Moffii cradle, aka the Alien Overlord Doom Pod."
ahahahahaha
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Male 908
I guess some aren`t that scary...
The helmet one isn`t too bad..
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Male 1,217
whoa... ^haha yeah redneck pacifier was the best:D
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Male 703
hehe i still like the pasifier(sp?) one just makes me laugh every time i see it...
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Female 268
i loved the hanging grib, no they wouldn`t fall
out. it`s more secure then a hamock
and the hands would be nice if they were warm
and had a nice weight to them. it would be comforting for the baby while s/he slept.
the others... waist of materials
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Male 243
The leash isn`t a big deal. My mother never used them, but I have a lot of nieces and nephews and sometimes wonder if my siblings would be happier keeping the brats on leashes.
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Female 583
Lmao the tummy tub made me laugh. It looks so funny.
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Male 236
Tuumy tub sucked tho
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Male 236
Some were pretty cool whats all the bitching about
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Male 2,513
Friggen babies get all the cool stuff.
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Male 2,513
The baby keeper should definitely the no. one worst, and creepiest, product that they show.

So let me get this straight you are in the mall with your kid when nature calls so you take `em into the water closets along with you for the ride. Then you pick a stall and what... hang it on the outside while you proceed to drop a deuce and in the commotion of the bowel movements you get baby jacked. Or, the even worse scenario, you hang the baby on the inside of the stall to watch you do your business... that would require professional help later in life more than sleeping in that hammock thing, that looks kind of comfortable actually, I wish they made them adult size.

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Female 289
The buck-toothed dummy is just genius. :) The rest are just WEIRD.
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Male 2,513
YESS... exactly what I wanted. Buy baby toupees and make all babies look just like Donald Trump.
Now that`s creepy.
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Male 400
Creepy zombie hands!!!!
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Male 4,246
"Maybe it`s just me, but sticking a baby in a bucket and then holding him by his head so he doesn`t sink and drown doesn`t exactly seem like the best method of giving him a proper bath."

Especially if you use those `disembodied zombie hands to hold the baby in place.` Which somebody is probably gonna do, and then the lawyers get called, and humanity keeps inching towards total damnation.

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Female 606
zaky pillow? what the???
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Male 2,576
Dude, That Second Crib looks So Awsome, i would have Loved to ahev that crib, I don`t get whats so Alien about it.

It just looks like a baby Death trap, I mean, they can practically fall off just by rolling over.

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Male 410
Ummmmm.....I remember my parents having a leash they used on me.......
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Male 71
^^Agreed. The tummy tub made me think of bonsai kittens. Except with babies, which just magnifies the creepiness factor times ten, or more.
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Female 155
Those are insane... especially the tummy tub.
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Female 2,244
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