Rockin' in the free world since 2005.

[Total: 98    Average: 4/5]
59 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 41038
Rating: 4
Category: Funny
Date: 01/11/07 02:16 AM

59 Responses to Top 10 Most Ridiculous Products for Babies

  1. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    January 10, 2007 at 11:41 am
    Link: Top 10 Most Ridiculous Products for Babies - Here is a list of the top ten most ridiculous baby products out there right now.
  2. Profile photo of hannah_h
    hannah_h Female 13-17
    155 posts
    January 10, 2007 at 9:58 pm
    Those are insane... especially the tummy tub.
  3. Profile photo of _trivium
    _trivium Male 18-29
    71 posts
    January 10, 2007 at 10:30 pm
    ^^Agreed. The tummy tub made me think of bonsai kittens. Except with babies, which just magnifies the creepiness factor times ten, or more.
  4. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 2:27 am
    Ummmmm.....I remember my parents having a leash they used on me.......
  5. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 2:50 am
    Dude, That Second Crib looks So Awsome, i would have Loved to ahev that crib, I don`t get whats so Alien about it.

    It just looks like a baby Death trap, I mean, they can practically fall off just by rolling over.

  6. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 4:58 am
    zaky pillow? what the???
  7. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 4:59 am
    "Maybe it`s just me, but sticking a baby in a bucket and then holding him by his head so he doesn`t sink and drown doesn`t exactly seem like the best method of giving him a proper bath."

    Especially if you use those `disembodied zombie hands to hold the baby in place.` Which somebody is probably gonna do, and then the lawyers get called, and humanity keeps inching towards total damnation.

  8. Profile photo of zintosion
    zintosion Male 13-17
    400 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 5:13 am
    Creepy zombie hands!!!!
  9. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 5:39 am
    YESS... exactly what I wanted. Buy baby toupees and make all babies look just like Donald Trump.
    Now that`s creepy.
  10. Profile photo of shardonnay
    shardonnay Female 18-29
    289 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 5:45 am
    The buck-toothed dummy is just genius. :) The rest are just WEIRD.
  11. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 5:48 am
    The baby keeper should definitely the no. one worst, and creepiest, product that they show.

    So let me get this straight you are in the mall with your kid when nature calls so you take `em into the water closets along with you for the ride. Then you pick a stall and what... hang it on the outside while you proceed to drop a deuce and in the commotion of the bowel movements you get baby jacked. Or, the even worse scenario, you hang the baby on the inside of the stall to watch you do your business... that would require professional help later in life more than sleeping in that hammock thing, that looks kind of comfortable actually, I wish they made them adult size.

  12. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 5:49 am
    Friggen babies get all the cool stuff.
  13. Profile photo of Link1919
    Link1919 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 5:51 am
    Some were pretty cool whats all the bitching about
  14. Profile photo of Link1919
    Link1919 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 5:52 am
    Tuumy tub sucked tho
  15. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 7:35 am
    Lmao the tummy tub made me laugh. It looks so funny.
  16. Profile photo of Kainonis
    Kainonis Male 18-29
    243 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 9:22 am
    The leash isn`t a big deal. My mother never used them, but I have a lot of nieces and nephews and sometimes wonder if my siblings would be happier keeping the brats on leashes.
  17. Profile photo of flourchild29
    flourchild29 Female 30-39
    269 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 9:37 am
    i loved the hanging grib, no they wouldn`t fall
    out. it`s more secure then a hamock
    and the hands would be nice if they were warm
    and had a nice weight to them. it would be comforting for the baby while s/he slept.
    the others... waist of materials
  18. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 9:49 am
    hehe i still like the pasifier(sp?) one just makes me laugh every time i see it...
  19. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 10:31 am
    whoa... ^haha yeah redneck pacifier was the best:D
  20. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 10:44 am
    I guess some aren`t that scary...
    The helmet one isn`t too bad..
  21. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 11:49 am
    "that`s the Moffii cradle, aka the Alien Overlord Doom Pod."
    ahahahahaha
  22. Profile photo of Lyannovitch
    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    Hahaha, we used to have a leash at home! Because if we went walking in Austria, My mum didn`t like us running of, for we could hmz, I don`t know, fall of a cliff!

    Well, my brother had the leash, a had a wristband, with a sort of telephon e cord hanging from it!`

    Don`t worry, I`m not under special care for that, now! I survived!

  23. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 12:39 pm
    I never had a leash, thats just f*cking weird!!

    LMFAO at the disembodied hands

  24. Profile photo of Ya_Mum
    Ya_Mum Male 13-17
    187 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    i cant sleep, disembodied zombie hands will get me
  25. Profile photo of Volaverunt
    Volaverunt Male 13-17
    160 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    Some of them are scary... VERY scary :|
  26. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    I thought the Trump baby was adorable, but also totally wrong.
  27. Profile photo of hannah_h
    hannah_h Female 13-17
    155 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    The tummy tub looked especially crazy because of the way it magnified their bodies.
  28. Profile photo of hannah_h
    hannah_h Female 13-17
    155 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    On 1/11/2007 2:27:50 AM Hungwell wrote: Ummmmm.....I remember my parents having a leash they used on me.......
    I had a leash, too...
  29. Profile photo of hannah_h
    hannah_h Female 13-17
    155 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    The tummy tub looked especially crazy because of the way it magnified their bodies.
  30. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    Bwhahahahaha!!!
    I liked the last one and the breat feeding thing for Dads...How original...xD
  31. Profile photo of loveofmine
    loveofmine Female 13-17
    77 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    #2 made me LOL.
  32. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 3:54 pm
    The Baby Toupee was REAL?! I thought it was a joke!
  33. Profile photo of dazlthenites
    dazlthenites Female 18-29
    87 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 4:59 pm
    I was at a carnival once and saw a lady with a child on the leash. The child was playing with a ball that its mother would roll. Remind you of something else? Mwuaha. I don`t think I ever laughed so hard in my life.
  34. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 5:00 pm
    i was laughing until the zombie hands WTF traumatizing the poor baby no wonder some kids need therapy at such a young age
  35. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    oh and the pacifier is hilarious... when i have a kids thats what I`m getting them
  36. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    omg, those hands are scary/
  37. Profile photo of Delfette
    Delfette Female 18-29
    173 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    The zombie hands just scream positional asphyxia.
  38. Profile photo of Meglet
    Meglet Female 13-17
    159 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 6:25 pm
    I never had a "leash" I was too scared to walk away from my mother... When we`re in a store now I always take note of everyone in it, it`s weird. I just need to check to make sure they don`t look like they`re going to snatch me away, one guy followed me through Wal-Mart one time, I was thoroughly scared :) I like the hammock-esque baby crib... it`s neat
  39. Profile photo of canaryellow
    canaryellow Female 13-17
    422 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    the thudgaurd was the best.
  40. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    i SWEAR this is a repost. or maybe it was on uniquedaily. i-am-bored kinda posts things slowly, and it`s not as interesting as on uniquedaily.com
  41. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 7:57 pm
    wtf a leash???
  42. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    "Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. Maybe if I close my eyes, it can`t get me... Oh God it`s still there." That thing was the creepiest
  43. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 8:00 pm
    The second crib was bitching...
  44. Profile photo of cazreen
    cazreen Female 13-17
    157 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    You`re all going to yell at me, aren`t you.

    Either way, the harness is useful. I work with an autistic boy, and sometimes his parents use the harness. For example, they sometimes clip him in his seat in the car (he`s too big for a carseat.) They also use it from time to time in big crowds, because he loves to run off.

    Also, the second crib could be a sensory thing. I doubt the child would sleep in it, but sometimes things like that are good for sensory input (also related to autism.) I guess my point is that you shouldn`t judge too quickly.

  45. Profile photo of ryno1727
    ryno1727 Male 13-17
    137 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    "It`s a baby carrier you hang over a public restroom stall while you go."

    That was the most retarded idea in the world. Sure, it could`ve been useful somewhere else, but someone could just totally kidnap the baby while you were sitting on the toilet taking a crap.

    And the hand pillows would just scare the living sh*t out of me, `nuff said.

  46. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    My cousins had leashes caus my grandfather has a pool and it`s hard to catch one let alone two toddlers before they drown in a pool.
  47. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    why would anyone want their baby to look like donald trump???
  48. Profile photo of gerbiesrock
    gerbiesrock Male 13-17
    36 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    I want the hands!!!!!!!
  49. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 12, 2007 at 4:09 am
    Pikachu42: To laugh at, hysterically.
  50. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    January 12, 2007 at 6:56 am
    i used to have a leash.
    well my mum never had one but my best friend everytime i went to her house when i was little ide be put on a leash...i hated it!! i really did it still haunts me :S
  51. Profile photo of bubblebubb
    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    January 12, 2007 at 7:58 am
    "That was the most retarded idea in the world. Sure, it could`ve been useful somewhere else, but someone could just totally kidnap the baby while you were sitting on the toilet taking a crap."

    Lol, they`re not designed to go on the outside, it goes over the door on the inside with you...... but i guess thats even worse, to have your baby forced to stare at you as you take a crap.

    And why are so many people shocked by the baby leesh?? I thought most people use leshes for their toodlers? Well they do here in britain o.O it helps stop the kiddies from falling over and smashing their heads on the pavement when they`re just learnt to walk, why is that weird?

  52. Profile photo of Moop_stick
    Moop_stick Male 13-17
    64 posts
    January 12, 2007 at 8:53 pm
    I love the leash, allows me to babysit sibblings and shop at the same time!
  53. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    January 12, 2007 at 9:53 pm
    #4 makes your child look like a retard.
  54. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    January 13, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    ^^^ yeah :P
  55. Profile photo of Astera121
    Astera121 Female 13-17
    59 posts
    January 13, 2007 at 6:42 pm
    "Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. Maybe if I close my eyes, it can`t get me... Oh God it`s still there."
    ROFL.
  56. Profile photo of riley_w
    riley_w Female 13-17
    55 posts
    January 13, 2007 at 8:52 pm
    I had a leash.

    The hand pillows are really creepy.

  57. Profile photo of Bored_Turkey
    Bored_Turkey Female 13-17
    171 posts
    January 14, 2007 at 9:24 pm
    I`m gluing my children to my body.

    As mentioned in the plethora of comments on the blog, I don`t like the implication that not leashing children means that they will get kidnapped/raped/murdered/etc.. Do whatever because it`s best for the kid, dammit, not because Mommy and Daddy want to look good for the other parents by following the trends and raising their children the "correct" way.

  58. Profile photo of Lyannovitch
    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    Ehmz yeah....We, in Holland ;), have lots and lots of water :o And lots of kiddies here have leashes, or used to, `No it is just immoral`, stupid people! But, also, now more children have drowned over tha last years, so children are strapped in their pram, till they are old enough to understand NO WATER!

    Anyway kids here learn how to swim at a real young age, so luckily not a lot of children drown anymore!

  59. Profile photo of bagofpeanuts
    bagofpeanuts Female 13-17
    156 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    I lol`d at the caption for the Zaky pillow (0_o) And wtf is the toupee for besides humiliation?

Leave a Reply