This Thread has Been DeRailed

Submitted by: bomoman 10 years ago in Funny

Happens way too much here.
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Female 167
XD
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Female 307
w00t!!
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Female 171
You`re all baby-killers. DOWN WITH ABORTION.

*insert grotesque image of mutilated foetus aborted in some alley by a drunk with a coat hanger*

And video games. Because they`re violent. And violence is BAD and should never be used. Ever.

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Male 216
bs
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Male 810
BUSH ROCKSSSSSSSSSS
I RAN INTO A SLIDING GLASS DOOR SCREEN ONCE

KIITTTTTTEEEEENSSSSSS!! 1 ! !!!!!!!!!

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Male 250
I could handle the guts thing, but the guts thing with the low whimpering and sniveling???
now THATS disturbing...
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Female 797
Holy crap!
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Female 2,084
wtf???????
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Male 2,486
" Would the bottom part where the organs fell out of have to be stitched up? Would it grow over? How would you sit? Would you walk with your arms? -blabs on"

I`d imagine it`d have to be stitched up, but if you were in that fellows situation, you`d be dead.

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Male 1,217
ew i hate ANYTHING to do with pushing guts back in an open body... YEUCH
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Male 506
SSHUT THE drat UP GALILEO53 YOU DOTN NOW WAT TEH drat YOUR TAKLIN ABOUT!!!!11
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Male 731
yes and it whas very strange
but maybe he whasnt jacking, maybe he whas just eeehh....
ah who am i kidding, EEEYEEEEEWWW!!
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Female 1,025
uhh did anyone else see the perv in the back
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Female 697
The part where the train crashed and flipped.. made me giggle a bit xD! It was so sudden and kinda funny.
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Male 216
wtf? your mom sucked
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Female 250
wtf? that sucked
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Male 241
This thread is about Potatos.

Flowers are mostly cross-pollinated by other potato plants, including by insects, but a substantial amount of self-fertilizing occurs. Any potato variety can also be propagated vegetatively by planting pieces of existing tubers, cut to include at least one eye. Some commercial varieties of potatoes do not produce seeds at all (they bear imperfect, single-sex flowers) and are propagated only from tuber pieces. Confusingly, these pieces can bear the name "seed potatoes". In French, potatoes are "pomme de terre" - literally meaning earth apples.

After potato plants flower, some varieties will produce small green fruit that look similar to green cherry-tomatoes. These produce seeds like other fruits. Each of the fruits can contain up to 300 true seeds. One can separate seeds from the fruits by putting them in a blender on a slow speed with some water, then leaving them in water for a day so that the seeds will sink and the rest of the f

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Male 713
Hey, dont look at me
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Female 92
well that made me want to.... listen to jack johnson.
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Male 68
Oh, btw, if your lower half was ever chopped off. You would either 1. Die from blood loss in the first five minutes. 2. Go into shock and die from that. or 3. Get an infection in your open body cavity and die from that. That`s why they keep O.R. rooms completely sterile. If you get an infection in your body cavity, you`re in deep poo.
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Male 68
I thought it was hilarious.
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Female 341
i wanna hug that little intestine dude. and then watch him die. slowly. and painfully. Then i`d hug him again. just because. yeah...
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Male 701
ok...wierd
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Female 341
that dude scooping his guts up was hilarious. morbid, but hilarious!
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Female 163
^ See lecanadien`s post on page three.

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Male 280
What does it mean to derail a thread?
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Male 4,246
DO NOT DERAIL THIS THREAD


kthxbye

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Female 4
The dude that got cut in half scared me. D=
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Male 1,289
....*shudder*.....=] hehehe.....good stufffff.....
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Female 119
that was waaay more dramatic than i expected
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Female 420
the guy jacking it in the end of the train was also quite nice.
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Female 420
i highly enjoyed the gut scooping. a nice compliment to someone halfway through The Long Walk.
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Male 888
Boring.
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Female 26
Reminds me of this (true) story I herd about this guy who was in some pressure chamber thing and got his intestines pulled out his a*ss, but he couldnt leave the chamber so he carried his intestines over to his bed and had to wait for like, 48 hours for the room to de-pressurize before he could go to the hospital.

...That was a very long sentence.

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Female 107
bring on the de-railing anarchy!!!! :)
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Male 254
Which reminds me I should get that new Jack Johnson CD
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Female 333
:-( aww poor people....
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Male 1,016
FUNNIEST THING OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AND LAST YEAR!!!!

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Female 815
No, LochNess, I`ve never lived in Europe or been in school band.
However, I do have my own band, it`s pretty awesome.

Also, if somehow you got your lower half chopped off and had not passed out from the pain in the first 5 seconds, I dont think you could live. That`s like tipping a bucket of water upsidedown when it comes to blood, it`d alllll go out. There may be a slight chance you could live with immediate medical attention though. I dont think you would want to live, after that, however.
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It wasn`t a school band but m`kay, I didn`t notice the Western Us part. I`ve just made a fool out of myself...again. And right, m`kay ^^ Would the bottom part where the organs fell out of have to be stitched up? Would it grow over? How would you sit? Would you walk with your arms? -blabs on-

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Male 572
soooooooooooo this means that if we say something off topic we will all die. uh-oh
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Male 2,486
No, LochNess, I`ve never lived in Europe or been in school band.

However, I do have my own band, it`s pretty awesome.

Also, if somehow you got your lower half chopped off and had not passed out from the pain in the first 5 seconds, I dont think you could live. That`s like tipping a bucket of water upsidedown when it comes to blood, it`d alllll go out. There may be a slight chance you could live with immediate medical attention though. I dont think you would want to live, after that, however.

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Male 114
"Maybe it was jut me who thought the whole guts thing was freakin` hilarious?"

I was laughing before that, then it got to that part, thn I just started to luagh harder.

Remember, you can`t spell "sluaghter" without "laughter". Now I`m off to look for a therapist.

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Female 1,492
he was trying to put in intestines back in....OH MY GOSH!!! that was disturbing....i`m not happy about that
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Male 1,386
roflmao!!!1!!11!!!!1!!one!! didnt anyone think the little stick like people running around on fire was funny? that was the best part, and the guts was second.
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Male 1,420
there is NO way to derail this thread.
the thread is about delrailing threads. if you go and try to derail it, it would be staying on topic.
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Female 49
what the hell?
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Female 169
You never know, Ryan could have moved to the US or has a long lost twin brother...
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Female 131
LochNess-Abz
Female, 13-17, EUROPE

RyanF701
Male, 13-17, WESTERN US

I don`t think it`s the same Ryan.

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Female 1,572
*Falls over laughing*
Reverse psycology in action
Yeah...this is pretty awesome
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Female 815
Ryan, you look like the Ryan who went to my band practice. Or was that guy called Brian?
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Female 815
Wait, if it came to the point where you were cut in half trying to put your organs back in then wouldn`t you be deadish or is there a chance that you could be put together? Or die of blood loss or...x_x Just imagining being without a lower half freaks the sh`it out of me...
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Male 2,486
NE!

That`s it, have fun derailing!

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Male 2,486
RyanF701`s Guide on Derailing a thread:

1 - Do not read the topic/title, EVER. If you have read the topic/title, pretend you haven`t.

2 - What`s the first thing that comes to mind? When you figure that out, that is exactly what the whole thread is now about.

3 - See someone who you don`t like? Or someone who you dont know? They`re automatically your worst enemy, go get em tiger.

4 - See someone you do like? Or someone you know? They`re automatically your worst enemy, go get em tiger.

5 - Your post needs to be about one of the following : Politics, Religion, War, Gay Marrige, PETA, or kittens.

6 - Proper spelling/grammar is the thing of the past! Because "prowpahr eengrisht id fer teh suk! lolololool"

7 - Make many many many many posts, like Jesus once said, "People will start to question your very existance if you make a lot of irrelevant posts, and in turn, get very angry".

8 - You now belong to the religion of Raptor Jesus, front it on EVERYO

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Male 1,929
Good fun, appart from the sniveling guts bit which was haunting.
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Female 2,552
Jeez, I think that deserved a warning..
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Male 405
so who here likes gudda cheese
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Male 54
That was stupid. What a waste of time.
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Female 1,007
:-( Sad.
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Male 96
ok Galileo, I assume you are aware that a thread is like this one here: a series of posts that SHOULD be concerning one topic. A thread is going along fine, with banter about the topic is concerns, then some douchebag decides to bring in a totally different argument (i.e. politics) and a huge debate ensues about that crap. So the idea of the thread is ruined and basically can`t be restored because of the idiot who derailed it.

if anyone wants to add to that, be free to do so. That`s my understanding of it.

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Male 731
will somebody just tell me what derailing a thread means?
and the guts scoop thing whasnt stolen from happy tree friends, but from the "you got f-ed in the a" southpark episode
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Male 1,360
the dark lord is very pleased.
god blesseth newgrounds.
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Female 920
Uhhh... `_`
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Male 1,406
CHEEEEEEEEEESE.
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Male 1,496
If derailing a thread means there`s some guy cut in half trying to regather his internal organs then i might just do that.
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Female 354
*sobs* The smilies were so happy until the thread derailed. |-(
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Male 383
simply CLASSIC
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Female 526
the guts part was stolen from happy tree friend.
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Male 559
I hate jack johnson so much...
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Male 195
So, let`s talk about...CHEESE!
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Male 2,216
Unpleasant.
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Female 815
Christ. The Pulling-Back-In-Of-The-Guts was just really horrible x_x if he was throthing at the mouth and screaming gibberish whilst doing it, that would have been fine but not snivveling! That was horrible!
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Male 2,510
NO!!!!! NOT YOU! lol

yes this is educatonal they should put it up in forum rules

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Male 260
Including me?
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Female 266
That amused me.

More than I ever thought possible.

Probably because I`m imagining all these different IAB members in this scene.

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Female 447
Whatever. That clip was obviously not about discussion threads at all, but about how George W. Bush is trying to destroy this country, and you lame asses can`t even see that?!
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Female 160
Maybe it was jut me who thought the whole guts thing was freakin` hilarious?
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Male 277
Well..... I now have a sudden urge to De-Rail a random thread
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Male 731
what whas the term "derailing threads" mean?
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Male 608
I like butterflies.
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Male 260
Funny anyway
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Male 260
Wait a sec, how excactly did the people get OUT of the train? (even if they were dead) Does gruesome death cause a sudden perfect aim for a window? Also, if you add together the people dead outside of the train and inside wouldn`t the train be overstuffed? Maybe there was a sudden mass suicide from a plane overhead?
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Male 162
Preacher: And all of God`s People said . . .

Congregation: Amen!

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Male 170
Jesus Chirst I`ve seen enough guts in Dawn Of the Dead. Pretty funny. I *heart* destruction =D.
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Female 128
i dont really understand!
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Male 226
yeah me too billyM OMG? this was just morbid
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Male 732
This was a special public service anouncement.

Really, that`s educational!

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Male 239
Ok...........
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Female 39
BAHAH i thought it was hilarious wen the guy with no legs was pulling his guts towards him...hahah...wouldnt want any1 else to take them hehehe
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Male 285
i think derailing a thread is taking it COMPLETELY off topic....i think, i have never heard of it before, that just sounds logical though
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Male 1,354
I loved the guy scooping his guts in while sniveling. A perfect ending. I am gonna click this like 10 million times so it gets on next year`s Best of 2007 list.
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Female 345
OK...I won`d derail the thread.

I thought it was really sad, though. But I did like the JJ music XD

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Female 1,211
Poor Mr Gut man...
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Female 1,071
What`s de-railing a thread? Yeah yeah I know I sound stupid but I have no idea! o_O
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Male 285
what was the third song?
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Female 177
Lmao that was very funni :P
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Male 405
woulda been funnier if his shirt said flamer, would have been more symbolic
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Male 27
Lol that was great
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Male 162
i like it, gets a 7 because its short but still fun
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Male 72
Seen it.
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Female 1,065
the guts!!! That made me laugh so hard.. oh the sweet sweet carnage x3
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Male 1,092
haha wasn`t expecting that
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Male 286
This was, um, unique....
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Female 1,382
Now I want to listen to Jack Johnsen.
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Female 1,382
^^^ Yeah, me too... O_O
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Female 280
hahaha. yeah, that creeped me out too, billym
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Male 1
I don`t know about you, but the part where he was trying to put his guts back in creeped me the hell out.......
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Male 623
I agree with Hungwell... weird
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Male 602
Ok Let`s Derail. Gay Marriage, its ok, I just dont plain care. Who cares, god. Heh. Let it begin.
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Male 563
creepy, but funny
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Male 46
That was pretty darn cool. I liked the music when the guy was releasing himself on the rock.
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Male 410
Wow this was dumb

The only good part of this vid was Jack Johnson.

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Female 1,972
Well now I really want to derail this thread.
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Male 2,576
lol, That was funnier then it should be.
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