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Date: 01/25/07 02:30 AM

42 Responses to This is John

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 3:04 am
    Link: This is John - The universal struggle of trying to make a good outgoing message on your answering machine. Warning: adult language.
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    wills-site Male 13-17
    195 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 3:24 am
    Ha Ha
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    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 3:26 am
    how hard is it really to make up your mind O.o
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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 3:34 am
    who hasnt been there
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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 3:46 am
    He shoulda said like im probably out bangin some hottie.
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    neant Female 18-29
    103 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 3:48 am
    as hard as it is to watch this butchered excuse for cinematic abomination!
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    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 4:01 am
    yeah what happened? I watched the first minute but was losing my will to live and gave up.
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    siny_toy_gun Female 13-17
    267 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 4:18 am
    this has nothing to do with the link..but ive been wanting to ask

    how come i-a-b censors out stuff in the comments but posts alot of links that obviously have alot of foul language in it?

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    Rich5678 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 4:43 am
    lol "and have a great fúcking day" that was funny and true.
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    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:35 am
    nonono, this is ur answering message.
    "hello?"
    they say, "oh hi-BEEP"
    :D its hilarious.
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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:38 am
    why does his number change?
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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:40 am
    "how come i-a-b censors out stuff in the comments but posts alot of links that obviously have alot of foul language in it?"

    -- GOOD QUESTION!

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    emzie21 Female 18-29
    174 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:09 am
    that was really unfunny....
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    Kainonis Male 18-29
    243 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:30 am
    "how come i-a-b censors out stuff in the comments but posts alot of links that obviously have alot of foul language in it?"

    -- GOOD QUESTION!

    --------- I also wonder.

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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 7:10 am
    This is inanely annoying.
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    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 8:32 am
    that was maybe a little too long, so glad it got funnier (and maybe a bit worrying at the end)
    why is this such a hard thing for men to acomplish?
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    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 9:56 am
    lol maples


    and what`s wrong with the automated one or `Hi, this is ___, leave a message`BEEP

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    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 9:57 am
    I think it`s all about our self image. We are never confident when we hear our own voices. I hate to see myself one video tape. I become so critical of every physical flaw that I have. The truth is noone really cares what your voice sounds like any more than how you feel about the way that you friends and family look and sound.... (aww man this too deep, i`ll be thinkin about this all day now).....
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    lauralegend Female 13-17
    149 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 10:32 am
    why did i sit through that whole boring as hell video
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    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    oh my God, I want to jump off a bridge now after watching that. After four minutes into it, I couldn`t take any more and had to slam my laptop against the wall screaming, "AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH MY BRAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!" or words to that effect.

    Seriously, these "film-makers" don`t really know squat. The lighting was terrible, the acting was... terrible, the sound was DREADFUL, and all I could hear in the background was some annoying pffffffffffffff noise that prevented me from hearing him properly.

    I am studying film at uni, and seriously, I could do a better job on drugs with a 10 year old camcorder.

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    How do people not think this is hilarious?
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    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    T O O L O N G
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    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    heh

    alot of it is too predictable, im afraid-though I do share the same problem with the answering machine crap

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    tmw1488 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 3:01 pm
    Eh, that was way too long. I watched about 5 minutes of it and then had to stop.
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    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    yea my aunt has one that is simply: "Hi! You know what to do! Bye!"
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    7 and a half minutes...they shud really have cut it down!!
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    twas boring...very boring...point made!!
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    Immersion Female 18-29
    78 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    Its entertaining after the 4 minute mark.... but it feels like forever getting there.
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    DragonSageX Male 18-29
    193 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    Yes, much too long. He had it right on the first try. =\ Booooo no way to fast forward either.
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    liniarc Male 18-29
    238 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:43 pm
    Did he eat his cigarette?
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    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:46 pm
    see.... I don`t get it, the whole message thing, I mean if you`re not there then why should people hear your voice... as if you`re there
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    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    Just use the message that comes with the answering machine, who cares about originality on a silly message.
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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 8:46 pm
    I thought the message he ended up with was really funny. I would like to call someone`s machine and get something like that.
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    majwhite Male 18-29
    250 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    Kinda Long but OK
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    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 11:03 pm
    What the hell is this? This was lame.

    @Buddy: How could you think it WAS hilarious?

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    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 11:04 pm
    i want those minutes back!!!!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 11:07 pm
    "How do people not think this is hilarious?"

    We have a brain and a life. That was just dumb. I didn`t watch it all but listened to more of it than I should have. It was pathetic and a waste of good film. It was also waaaaaaaaay too long.

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    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    487 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 11:49 pm
    I...don`t get it. I understand the point, yes, but I don`t understand why people find it scary to record the answering machine message? And I`m extremely self-critical, very aware of my flaws, and I hate my voice. Heck, when I`m on the phone, everyone says that I sound like my mother! Is there a worse insult than that?

    Anyway, what I`m saying is...when people are calling you and have to leave a message, they don`t want to hear some long recording of you showing them how original you are. They want to leave a message. So long as your recording makes it clear that they do indeed have the right number, nothing else matters!

    Although, once or twice, I`ve come across some totally hilarious and original answering machine messages...some people are just really good at that sort of thing. But it`s rare and I think it`s good that it`s rare.

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    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 2:01 am
    "Heck, when I`m on the phone, everyone says that I sound like my mother!"

    People who call often mistake me for my father, so you`re not the only one with that problem.

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    burjo7 Male 18-29
    175 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    I don`t get how that is funny.
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    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 7:38 am
    thats 3 and a half minutes of my life im never getting back *sigh* could stand to watch the whole thing. uh.

    anyway, an answering machine message really should say:
    "OH! you`re not home! well, uh, hi its Jon, my number is 123456, get back to me when you can, bye!" BEEP.

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    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 7:39 am
    *couldnt. would make more sense there lol.

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