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Date: 01/24/07 02:15 AM

51 Responses to The Super Poop Catcher

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:15 am
    Link: The Super Poop Catcher - You don`t have to clean up after your dog any longer.
  2. Profile photo of Brandnever
    Brandnever Male 18-29
    41 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:26 am
    wang
  3. Profile photo of Himchicken
    Himchicken Male 13-17
    19 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:32 am
    WTF that is all i have to say.
  4. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:37 am
    Lol lazy bastards.
  5. Profile photo of BigGuyMikePA
    BigGuyMikePA Male 18-29
    99 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:40 am
    Would an untrained dog really use this?
  6. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:51 am
    Wow... That is sad...
  7. Profile photo of Delta-9
    Delta-9 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:54 am
    k funniest part is the FAQ. # 5 and # 7... great translations I`d have to say..
  8. Profile photo of Delfette
    Delfette Female 18-29
    173 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:05 am
    Somehow, I don`t see dogs going along with this idea.
  9. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:07 am
    Utterly ridiculous. If you`re not prepared to pick up dog crap, DON`T OWN A DOG.
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    Inuneko Female 18-29
    52 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:36 am
    Geeze, sounds like someone`s never had to pick up a fresh, steaming pile before. Not everyone can carry a scooper on hand and believe me, those little plastic baggies just don`t cut it. Maybe line them with like fifteen layers of papertowels first, ick. But some things just have to be done.

    The doggies say thank you for not putting the poop catcher on their butts. Those things look mighty uncomfortable.

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    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:44 am
    Lmao! Engrish at its finest.
  12. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:55 am
    lol theyre called pies :D
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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:17 am
    dude there are like 20 steps in the instructions section... instead of bothering with those 20 steps, how about you just use the 3 step method: put bag around hand, pick up the poo, dispose. that way is also much cheaper
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    rawr_noozle Female 18-29
    211 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:24 am
    The FAQ is hilarious.

    "Dog under diarrhea or frequently has liquid droppings isn`t suitable to use the "Super Catcher"."

    I dunno, that part had me cracking up.

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    florescent Female 18-29
    134 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:56 am
    Wow...

    "18. My dog is longhair one, whenever the dropping is dropped to the droppings pouch, it always touches dog`s hair; how should I do to improve it ?
    Ans.: Cut the hair around dog`s anus shorter can prevent it."

  16. Profile photo of florescent
    florescent Female 18-29
    134 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:58 am
    Oh god, how did i miss this one...

    "Except the "Super Catcher" products supplied presently, we are underway developing the pet urine collect bags and sanitary pads for female dogs, as well as other products applied to protect female dog from being sexually attacked by male dog forcefully"

    This website has to be a joke. Hopefully.

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    florescent Female 18-29
    134 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:05 am
    Sorry for all the posts, but... this isn`t fake, i searched the U.S. published patent applications and i found it.

    patent application

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    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:08 am
    just a matter of time till this comes on the market for humans....
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    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:03 am
    Most dogs would run around wondering whats on their butt. Like people said, if you are not ready to pick up poop, you are not ready to own a dog. Plain and simple.
  20. Profile photo of Bucky Katt
    Bucky Katt Female 18-29
    216 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:05 am
    Ok,...Himchicken beat me to it...

    WTF!?!?

    Go one step further, why even bother walking the dog?? Just let it crap in your house with the poo slinky on it`s ass!

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    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:57 am
    eww so unhygienic
  22. Profile photo of Cricket11
    Cricket11 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 11:13 am
    Make the dog carry it`s own poop around in a cute little red back pack. What a great idea!
    Also, did you notice how sometimes they call it droppings and sometimes they call it sh*t? They need an English consultant.
  23. Profile photo of maizcul
    maizcul Male 13-17
    73 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    Hey i thought this up many a time before. why don`t i ever make anything I think of? probably because I think its crappy but i guess the japanese would buy it. lol. Good Engrish :D
  24. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    imagine seeing this at the park what would you think of the owner? lol poor dog
  25. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    HOLY CRAP THERES A VIDEO.


    good idea though. :) i love puppies.

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    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    disgusting for the dog and owner though.

    uncomfortable, plus when u have to go get it the poos all steamy and warm and wat if that spring BREAKS, huh?! POOP. EVERYWHERE. POOP ON THE WALL. POOP ON THE FLOOR. POOP IN MY HAIR. POOP IN MY POOP. POOP IN MY MOUTH. AHHH!! THERES POOP EVVVERYWHERREEE!!

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    j_pratt_2003 Male 13-17
    68 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    "just a matter of time till this comes on the market for humans...."

    just wot i was thinking
    wen will us humans be able to try out the super poop catcher?!?

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    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    Yummy
  29. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:52 pm
    My dog would sniff it then bite it off. xD
  30. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:05 pm
    "My dog would sniff it then bite it off. xD"^ and get a mouthfull of "pie" go crazy with diseases then maul/rape your whole family. im buying one tommorow.
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    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    I know this is fake for 3 reasons. 1. there are 26 steps to use the friggen thing. 2. the guy says poo on the page several times, which is very unprofessional. 3. the idea is retarded.
  32. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    to florescent: No thats something different. It mentions a rod with a plastic bag or something. Altough im suprised anything haveing to do with catching dog crap exists. good find.
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    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    ok you know what i meant not poo...
  34. Profile photo of Preposterous
    Preposterous Female 13-17
    35 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    "just a matter of time till this comes on the market for humans...."
    It already has - my mother takes care of elderly/seriously sick people, and they usually have something very similar to the "Super Poop Catcher" :/
    Anyway, I don`t think very many dogs would actualyl poop into that thing unless it was a dire circumstance - I can`t imagine how uncomfortable that must be.
  35. Profile photo of retarderd
    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    it would make a great sex toy
  36. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    WHY THE FUCC WOULD SOMEONE GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF EVEN OWNING A DOG? IF YOU ACT NOW YOU CAN SELL YOUR DOG ON DOG-BAY!! no really these people are friggin lazy
  37. Profile photo of dre5922
    dre5922 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 8:41 pm
    you wouldn`t be able to see my dog alive with that on. i thnk thats torture
  38. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    That movie should be nominated for an Oscar.
  39. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    WTF?!
    That`s really messed up.
    Lazy bums. Making the dogs carry around their popp...
  40. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    **poop
  41. Profile photo of Oceana
    Oceana Female 18-29
    27 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:24 pm
    "Why the upper edge of open hole in the droppings device will hit dog poo ?"

    L.M.A.O.

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    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    lol, that would be chinese
  43. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 1:47 am
    dear god thats disgusting
  44. Profile photo of Illville502
    Illville502 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 1:58 am
    This looks like a sex toys for gay dogs.
  45. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    It would talk more time and strain to put on the harness, etc than it would to bend over and pick up the poo with a good old-fashioned plastic bag.
  46. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    Anything that prevents "the silent footstep" is fine by me.
  47. Profile photo of ladyExorcist
    ladyExorcist Female 18-29
    14 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha strange!
  48. Profile photo of Kiger
    Kiger Female 13-17
    152 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    Stupid Idea, no dog would possibly let that be put on them.

    26. Pull the harness forward to make it off from dog`s neck.
    Hmm...Wha?
    21. If no trash tank available in the street, put it into the pack to temporarily store it.
    Bring On the Flies^^

  49. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 6:56 am
    this is a good idea. But. . . I really dont think the dog would be so kean. . .its makes humans even more lazy then we already are. . and its the untrained dogs that are crapping everywhere, not the well-behaved ones.
  50. Profile photo of Amet45
    Amet45 Male 13-17
    158 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:12 pm
    1-this is wrong
  51. Profile photo of coolkid13
    coolkid13 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    April 28, 2007 at 8:35 pm
    that is just sick dude!:-/

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