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Date: 01/19/07 02:20 AM

88 Responses to Stupid Label Warnings

  1. Profile photo of volcombaby
    volcombaby Female 18-29
    38 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 2:51 am
    Link: Stupid Label Warnings - Do not iron clothes on body.
  2. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 3:32 am
    "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals"

    Wow, guess somebody must have sued. If you`re stupid enough to try that, especially with your genitals, you probably shouldn`t be using a chainsaw.

  3. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 3:40 am
    I learned some new stuff in that page right there.
  4. Profile photo of Delfette
    Delfette Female 18-29
    173 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 3:52 am
    "Do not use for personal hygiene."

    Oh. My. Gawd.
    Bad mental image. >_<

  5. Profile photo of lorddalvidii
    lorddalvidii Male 13-17
    285 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 4:26 am
    bah, OOOLLLDDD, and on the `original` (well, the one i saw years ago) the comments were much funnier

    still, it is a very good list :)

  6. Profile photo of 1avatar2
    1avatar2 Male 13-17
    195 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 4:40 am
    the one about the `peanuts may contain nuts` one isn`t stupid because if they didn`t it would be breaking the law.
  7. Profile photo of bubba_gum
    bubba_gum Male 13-17
    278 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 5:44 am
    "product is hot after heating" xD
  8. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 6:25 am
    "a lot of wierd Sh*t happens in sweeden." LMAO THATS GREAT!!!!!! ^o^
  9. Profile photo of flourchild29
    flourchild29 Female 30-39
    269 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 7:51 am
    they were all funny except fpr the christmas lights one.
    some lights are indoor only.
    the rest are quite good
  10. Profile photo of rawr_noozle
    rawr_noozle Female 18-29
    211 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 8:48 am
    Yeah, like 1avatar said the peanut one isn`t all that stupid. Peanuts aren`t actually nuts. Some people are allergic to nuts, but not peanuts. So they have to say the peanuts were packaged somewhere where it could have been contaminated by other nuts and stuff.

    Except sometimes I find that warning on the weirdest stuff. Like organic mac and cheese boxes. :/

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    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 9:21 am
    Plain and simple people will sue for anything and manufacturers have to cover their azz. Plus it means some stupid person actually did that for them to put a warning lable on it in the first place. It`s all becasue of that stupid woman who burned herself on McDonalds coffee.
  12. Profile photo of wolkanne
    wolkanne Male 30-39
    226 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 9:35 am
    On a Swedish Chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals."

    (Alot of weird poo happens in Sweden.)


    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  13. Profile photo of gerlinde
    gerlinde Female 13-17
    7 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 10:07 am
    Once there was an old woman who put her dog in the microwave, to dry it because it had rained: dog exploded.
    She sued the microwave manufacturers: they failed to include any warning in their manual that it wasn`t suitable to place living beings into the microwave.
    I`m not sure, but I thought she won her case.
  14. Profile photo of biffyclyro89
    biffyclyro89 Male 13-17
    135 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 10:09 am
    some of these they made a complete fool out of themselves. e.g christmas lights are either indoor, outdoor or both, you have to specify otherwise non waterproof ones will break you f ) cking retards
  15. Profile photo of gonadsonfire
    gonadsonfire Male 13-17
    579 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 10:17 am
    Not to be used for the other use.

    lol, that one makes no sense. Yay for bad japanese translations!

    War was beginning.
    Captain: What happen ?
    Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
    Operator: We get signal.
    Captain: What !
    Operator: Main screen turn on.
    Captain: It`s You !!
    Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
    Cats: All your base are belong to us.
    Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
    Captain: What you say !!
    Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
    Captain: Take off every `zig` !!
    Captain: You know what you doing.
    Captain: Move `zig`.
    Captain: For great justice.

  16. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 10:26 am
    wipe genitally hahaaha
  17. Profile photo of southpaw101
    southpaw101 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 10:37 am
    actually a guy did iron his shirt whilst still wearing it so yea it is nessesary
  18. Profile photo of faygo
    faygo Male 30-39
    339 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 10:59 am
    I thought the bottom ones weren`t that weird. Kids sitting on dryer doors or playing inside freezers.
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    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 11:01 am
    this one is way better:

    http://www.davesdaily.com/funpages/instr...

  20. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 11:19 am
    Hehe, long time since I`ve heard an AYBABTU reference. :) That`s the last time I try stopping a chainsaw with my genitalia!
  21. Profile photo of screechinwzl
    screechinwzl Male 18-29
    82 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 11:20 am
    The Christmas light thing isn`t a warning. It`s saying can be used indoors or outdoors, as opposed to indoors only.
  22. Profile photo of gonadsonfire
    gonadsonfire Male 13-17
    579 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 11:34 am
    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: Keep out of children.
  23. Profile photo of Ya_Mum
    Ya_Mum Male 13-17
    187 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 11:48 am
    old stuff! been seeing those on every single website since like 10 years ago im super serial
  24. Profile photo of 20logan06
    20logan06 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 11:57 am
    llf i remember one time i seen a carton of milk sayin it contiens milk
  25. Profile photo of omgwtflol
    omgwtflol Male 18-29
    96 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 12:20 pm
    Of course, anyone who thinks that those are taken from actual packaging is retarded.

    @gerlinde: you`re not sure because... it never happened? http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/mic...

  26. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 12:22 pm
    a lot of them could be that they have to put the warnings there because someone`s tried it before... wow... -.-
  27. Profile photo of jennsocool
    jennsocool Female 18-29
    24 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    haha some of those were pretty funny.
  28. Profile photo of cdubb4201
    cdubb4201 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 1:18 pm
    John Smoltz of the Atlanta Braves once missed several games because of a large burn on his chest after he tried to iron his shirt while he was still wearing it.
  29. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    That was so amusing. the chainsaw one...wow.

    I`ve seen some warnings similar to those. What`s sad is companies have to put stupid warnings like those on their products so people don`t sue them. It`s really pathetic.

  30. Profile photo of turkeyman
    turkeyman Male 13-17
    379 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 1:46 pm
    "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals."
    ROFL!!! im gonna like die....
  31. Profile photo of xRevengex
    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    Haha seen some of them before.
  32. Profile photo of jdelaney
    jdelaney Female 18-29
    82 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    On a Swedish Chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals."

    That is why after grandad turned 70 we took it away from him.....

    Anyway, I think I have a solution to stupid people. Just take these warning off and let the problem sort itself out....

  33. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 2:40 pm
    hahaha
  34. Profile photo of Kfizzle08
    Kfizzle08 Female 18-29
    83 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    O_o
  35. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    LOL i`ve seen this so many times but honestly it never gets old.
  36. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    OLDER THAN THAT DANCING BANANA
  37. Profile photo of Unanswered
    Unanswered Male 13-17
    239 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    Are these real?
    "Do not try to stop chainsaw with hands or genitals"
    Good thing that lable was there for me! That would of ended up ugly!
  38. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    The fritos thing was actually understandable. It means that, say, if you find an empty bag on the street, or if someone gives you their left-over bag for some reason, you can use it to win. *shrug*
  39. Profile photo of liniarc
    liniarc Male 18-29
    238 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    omgwtflol
    An old lady DID microwave her pet, however the dog just died not explode. although I think that she didn`t sue anyone becuase she realized she was an idiot
  40. Profile photo of liniarc
    liniarc Male 18-29
    238 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 6:51 pm
    does that mean I could stop the chainsaw with my head and feet?
  41. Profile photo of super890
    super890 Female 13-17
    116 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    that was cool.
  42. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    o god... stupid ppl... :(
  43. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    Do not stop with hands or genitals.

    LMFAO...

    I AM LMFAO SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

  44. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 7:05 pm
    On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

    (Sound advice..I guess.)

    lmao some people are stupid though

  45. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 7:14 pm
    I think this comments are the funniest I`ve seen so far with this labels.
    Most others are just awkward.
    Oh, and writing "Might contain peanuts" on a peanaut bag IS stupid, because what else should be in there?!?
  46. Profile photo of AMU
    AMU Female 18-29
    119 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    yeah...well..."funny" story. The other day I discovered the meaning of "Do not iron clothes on body" (eventhough i always made fun of it)...i was wearing a dress and i was in a rush...so the easiest way insted of taking it all off was to get the iron and iron it while wearing it (it was just one little wrinkle)....right when i was doing that i rememeber the "Do not iron clothes on body"...and realized why it was probably written. *sigh*
  47. Profile photo of canaryellow
    canaryellow Female 13-17
    422 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    The one with the chainsaw originally just says hands and does not include genitals.
  48. Profile photo of Hoogs
    Hoogs Male 18-29
    153 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    Very funny. The comments after each warning are what did it for me.
  49. Profile photo of Volaverunt
    Volaverunt Male 13-17
    160 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 7:41 pm
    I laughed so much i... laughed a lot!
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
  50. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 7:41 pm
    Lol! This makes me inspired to find more stupid labels! (Trust me theirs gotta be more of that stuff out there!!)
  51. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    Yes, even though these are absolutely stupid, they put this because there are people out there who are sue-crazy for even the simplest logical things.

    Just like that lady who sued because they McDonalds put a "Caution: hot" label, and she spilled coffee on herself.

  52. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    Probably all fake, even ones at the bottom with pictures. There`s a website that let you do that.
  53. Profile photo of thunderwolf3
    thunderwolf3 Female 13-17
    181 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 8:11 pm
    How dumb can people be? XD
    They forgot the fruit roll up one..
    Cereal: Open box and THEN eat.
    Man.. this cereal tastes like friggin` cardboard!
  54. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 8:15 pm
    On Boot`s Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
    Dang. That ruins my plans
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    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 9:15 pm
    olddddd
  56. Profile photo of wildcatcher2
    wildcatcher2 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 10:00 pm
    funnnnnnnnnny
  57. Profile photo of boredchick19
    boredchick19 Female 13-17
    228 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 10:09 pm
    i dont think im going 2 sweden now...
  58. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 10:27 pm
    That poor dog! These people need to be shot.
  59. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 10:30 pm
    yay for japanese manuals? xD
  60. Profile photo of pearljam0307
    pearljam0307 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    hahaha

    why are translations so hard for the Japanese they seemed to get picked on for doing it the most

  61. Profile photo of CRA-Z_HEART
    CRA-Z_HEART Male 18-29
    138 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 10:48 pm
    I heard about a microwave one that said "Not to be used to dry cat"
  62. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 10:52 pm
    "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals." Good lord
  63. Profile photo of mushslipvayn
    mushslipvayn Male 13-17
    146 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 11:24 pm
    On a Swedish Chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals." lol hahahah retarded.
  64. Profile photo of hoppingmad
    hoppingmad Female 13-17
    49 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 11:53 pm
    hahaha!! Love it!! that made my day!!
    seriously my whole family is looking at me like I`m the freak of the year!! hahaha!!
    The comments did it for me seriously :)
  65. Profile photo of kramwin
    kramwin Male 13-17
    49 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 11:58 pm
    hahaha thats funny
  66. Profile photo of Dukit
    Dukit Male 13-17
    78 posts
    January 20, 2007 at 4:07 am
    "...or genitals."!? lol
  67. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    January 20, 2007 at 12:29 pm
    I`ve got a wheel barrow that says "Not for highway use" on the tire. Man I`m glad they put that on there. Saved my life.
  68. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    January 20, 2007 at 1:06 pm
    haha. I liked the Doritos one.
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    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    January 20, 2007 at 1:07 pm
    Whoops, I mean Fritos bag.
  70. Profile photo of denmark
    denmark Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 20, 2007 at 1:24 pm
    read the warning label on a cigarette lighter sometime
  71. Profile photo of xsilentherox
    xsilentherox Male 18-29
    118 posts
    January 20, 2007 at 3:53 pm
    could of done without the lame comments for each label.
  72. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    January 20, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    On a child`s Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

    noooooo! tell me this isnt true!

  73. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    January 20, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    On a Swedish Chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals."

    ROFL :-D

  74. Profile photo of deuterium
    deuterium Female 13-17
    112 posts
    January 20, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    "Red Bull does not really give you wings."
  75. Profile photo of Eva_unit01
    Eva_unit01 Male 13-17
    114 posts
    January 20, 2007 at 8:14 pm
    "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals."

    Please, if you know anyone that has an urge that must be fulfilled to stop a chainsaw with their genatals, let them do it. for the love of god, please let them do it.

  76. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    January 21, 2007 at 3:55 am
    These sucked. They`d be funny if they didn`t make sense..With how easy it is to get sued now-a-days people will do all kinds of crazy poo to get money.
    The comments just made the guy look stupider than whoever wrote the labels. If he would have thought about it maybe he`d know WHY they were there.
    Some were quite reasonable actually.
  77. Profile photo of bmxDude
    bmxDude Male 13-17
    62 posts
    January 21, 2007 at 3:08 pm
    I can vouch for the chainsaw and genitilia one.
    Seriously, DON`T try it.
    :-p
  78. Profile photo of Ninfi
    Ninfi Female 13-17
    137 posts
    January 21, 2007 at 10:39 pm
    I bet that there`s actually people who do what those labels say...well, maybe no all of them, mm specially I hope not the one of the sweden chainsaw...
  79. Profile photo of majwhite
    majwhite Male 18-29
    250 posts
    January 21, 2007 at 11:54 pm
    The japanese ones are always the best.
  80. Profile photo of boomerang05
    boomerang05 Female 18-29
    439 posts
    January 22, 2007 at 2:04 am
    Ha ha, my fav was - On a Swedish Chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals."
  81. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    January 22, 2007 at 7:22 am
    very funny.
    on all packet nuts in the uk they say "may contain traces of nuts"
    really?!?!
  82. Profile photo of dirtglitters
    dirtglitters Female 18-29
    35 posts
    January 23, 2007 at 12:19 am

    On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
  83. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    January 23, 2007 at 4:33 am
    Sad to see that they do this because people are actually dumb enough to do these things unfortunately. Then they sue because the company should tell these people that they are morons in the first place.
  84. Profile photo of foxyspygirl
    foxyspygirl Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 23, 2007 at 11:34 am
    The page rocks! And all of you that don`t think so are either, so stupid that you think the page is educational, are embarrassed because you were previously injured due to not reading a warning label, or you just don`t have a sense of humor... I`ll let you decide.
  85. Profile photo of foxyspygirl
    foxyspygirl Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 23, 2007 at 11:35 am
    The page rocks! And all of you that don`t think so are either, so stupid that you think the page is educational, are embarrassed because you were previously injured due to not reading a warning label, or you just don`t have a sense of humor... I`ll let you decide.
  86. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    January 23, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    a lot of them could be that they have to put the warnings there because someone`s tried it before... wow... -.-
  87. Profile photo of felicity57
    felicity57 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 12:29 am
    airline nuts
    instructions: open package, eat nuts
    lol
  88. Profile photo of DAYM0
    DAYM0 Female 13-17
    100 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 7:16 pm
    lol they should add summat else for the girls that are that stupid theyd use the chainsaw as a sex toy (talk about desperate)

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