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Date: 01/24/07 02:45 AM

80 Responses to Sandy Toilet Paper

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:34 am
    Link: Sandy Toilet Paper - The toilet paper for real men.
  2. Profile photo of gorgeousplan
    gorgeousplan Female 18-29
    146 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:53 am
    that oughta sting... your... ring....

    ahaaahaaahaaa

  3. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:55 am
    "Sandy" toilet paper with chili sauce... Ouch... What`s next? Toothbrushes made out of broken glass and rusty nails?
  4. Profile photo of gmprunner
    gmprunner Male 13-17
    16 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:00 am
    Where do I sign?
  5. Profile photo of Gskillit
    Gskillit Male 18-29
    54 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:00 am
    Oh my, goes great after a marathon of mexican food. :-)
  6. Profile photo of chasley
    chasley Male 18-29
    19 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:01 am
    Oh man....that one made me pucker.
  7. Profile photo of mpd
    mpd Male 18-29
    78 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:11 am
    This in no way made me laugh. Or mad. Or anything. This is a "meh" video. Of course, it`s 3:10 AM right now (Eastern Time, Canada and US), so that could have something to do with it.
  8. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:11 am
    I am a man. I need some of that stuff.
  9. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:12 am
    Works great on hemorrhoids too....
  10. Profile photo of Delfette
    Delfette Female 18-29
    173 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:21 am
    Lol! Anyone who needs sandy toilet paper has some gastrointestinal issues...
  11. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:38 am
    funny yet only retards and dumbasses would use that in real life
  12. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:45 am
    Just to let everyone know this was made from the same peopole who brought you `Why Americans are stupid.`
  13. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:01 am
    O.O
  14. Profile photo of shazbutt
    shazbutt Male 30-39
    16 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:41 am
    We`ve go that toilet paper in my office.
  15. Profile photo of bomoman
    bomoman Male 13-17
    216 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:57 am
    mcnaial1

    "Just to let everyone know this was made from the same peopole who brought you `Why Americans are stupid.`"

    GREAT, now this will be a 700+ thread

  16. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 5:44 am
    whats with all the chasers being posted...
  17. Profile photo of gizmo99
    gizmo99 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:20 am
    Meh, this isn`t The Chaser`s best work.
  18. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:00 am
    ahhh...yes gimme some for my itching ass...
  19. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:35 am
    Wow, I never thought it could get that rough in the land down under.
  20. Profile photo of animefreak88
    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 8:18 am
    That wasn`t funny at all T_T
  21. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 8:45 am
    Well, at least Aussies have a sense of humor. Americans can`t find anything funny without it being offensive first.
    If Sandy paper is cheaper than normal toilet paper, then I`d like some.
  22. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:37 am
    lol, some people need to understand that its funnier because Aussies have that kind of sense of humour, different to US at least.
  23. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:41 am
    This is sexist!
    But funny..sort of..
  24. Profile photo of Gammon_Rod
    Gammon_Rod Male 13-17
    431 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:57 am
    The last bit made me laugh.
  25. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 11:12 am
    "Stuff your Aloe Vera" lol
  26. Profile photo of phatzoma
    phatzoma Male 18-29
    312 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 11:32 am
    Well, maybe if I can find a coupon...
  27. Profile photo of maizcul
    maizcul Male 13-17
    73 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 11:48 am
    400 chillis per sheet! ... maybe i`ll eat this instead.
  28. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    lmfao haha thats pretty hilarious. anyone who uses that probably has a raw booty lol
  29. Profile photo of sprink99
    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    This is pretty funny. As for Nicole xo "this is sexist" Grow up luv, if you start trying to moralise over stuff like this then you really are in trouble.
  30. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    this commercial is making my future home mean personry look bad!! lol
  31. Profile photo of Drones
    Drones Male 18-29
    68 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:56 pm
    I found this clip hilarious. Why? because it was uncomfortable, but yet still funny. "Try Sandy with chili sauce." That`s gotta hurt.
  32. Profile photo of Drones
    Drones Male 18-29
    68 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    Oops.. chili oil not sauce. Either way it hurts
  33. Profile photo of benblue20
    benblue20 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    Ouch! :-O
  34. Profile photo of sprink99
    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    "this commercial is making my future home mean personry look bad" Errrr......pardon?
  35. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 1:24 pm
    hahaha exellent
  36. Profile photo of PinkChaos28
    PinkChaos28 Female 13-17
    198 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 1:24 pm
    ..i`m glad i`m a woman.
  37. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    Ahaha. XD I love it. It`s funny, because I was looking at the difference between commercials for razors for men (the guy gets a sports car and a supermodel, and he`s usually surrounded by darkness or fire or something) and for women (swimming, dolphins, bright colors, etc). I thought it would be funny to switch the styles.

    Anywho, nice post. :D

  38. Profile photo of schmexie
    schmexie Female 13-17
    351 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    that was quite funny (but then i am an Auzzie) now i know where my school gets their loo paper from.
  39. Profile photo of majwhite
    majwhite Male 18-29
    250 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    hmm...imma go get some right now. i bet they sell it at Walmart!
  40. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    ....lol :(
  41. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    My pooper hurts
  42. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    OWWW?
  43. Profile photo of Galadriel
    Galadriel Female 13-17
    368 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:37 pm
    On 1/24/2007 3:22:01 PM Shisi wrote: My pooper hurts

    I agree :-/. Good thing I`m a girl.

  44. Profile photo of nic_blink182
    nic_blink182 Female 18-29
    333 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:50 pm
    ouch

    "That oughta sting your ring" haha

  45. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:05 pm
    ugh.. ouch o_o;
  46. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    Strange... yet amusing :-P
  47. Profile photo of Cat_Kicker
    Cat_Kicker Male 18-29
    65 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    I got some at home, but its called "Charmin".
    =/
  48. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    what if you had this and your girlfriend used it....oh that so hurts me in places!!!! |-(
  49. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    Caveman, much?
  50. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:27 pm
    Yeah, guys. Go buy some. `-`
  51. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:27 pm
    This is sexist!
    But funny..sort of..

    ^^^^

    no it isnt to bloody idiot.

  52. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    unless your a lesbian nicole. Then i would see why you feel the need to have an eqaul share in sandpaper toilet roll....
  53. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:37 pm
    That`s kinda dumb..

    But creative!

  54. Profile photo of Volaverunt
    Volaverunt Male 13-17
    160 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:05 pm
    Wasn`t bad!
  55. Profile photo of solidsteel
    solidsteel Male 13-17
    251 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    Ha
  56. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    0.o
  57. Profile photo of liniarc
    liniarc Male 18-29
    238 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    hmm... I think that that doesn`t soak up water very well...
  58. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    Stupid and disgusting!
  59. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 8:27 pm
    haha wow funny....ish
  60. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 8:34 pm
    lol that chili stuff caught me by surprise
  61. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:03 pm
    It sounds so painful.
  62. Profile photo of prontastic
    prontastic Male 13-17
    38 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:10 pm
    the velcroe strip went to far
  63. Profile photo of kramwin
    kramwin Male 13-17
    49 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:11 pm
    oww that would hurt, yet it got me grossed out cause if you were to put chili in your bottom it would probably stink for a few days
  64. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:12 pm
    ...it was funny until the chili part.
  65. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:12 pm
    lol... ow... X-(
  66. Profile photo of TruTexasGirl
    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    Thats awesome! I need to get some for my man, he`ll love it
  67. Profile photo of HawkEyeElise
    HawkEyeElise Female 13-17
    198 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    one word:
    OW.
  68. Profile photo of Larian
    Larian Male 30-39
    18 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:44 pm
    That`s what we used to call "John Wayne" toilet paper: it`s rough, tough, and won`t take sh*t from anybody.
  69. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:08 pm
    chuck norris uses that =]
  70. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:22 pm
    A-haaaooowww
  71. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 11:27 pm
    F-ing awesome. anyone who didn`t rofl at this has a poor sense of humor, and/or lacking intelligence.
  72. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 1:32 am
    that outta sting ur ring my new fave saying
  73. Profile photo of Illville502
    Illville502 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 2:16 am
    OUCH!!!!
  74. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 8:25 am
    :P Can`t top the Auzzie jokes!!!
  75. Profile photo of RichJames88
    RichJames88 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 9:42 am
    im manly...gimmie some`o`that
  76. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    Ugh it made me cringe :S
  77. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    haha ouch
  78. Profile photo of green_oboe
    green_oboe Female 18-29
    6 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:39 pm
    Lol! I love The Chasers, That wasn`t even near their funniest
  79. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 6:30 am
    ha ha,lol, that was good.
    "sting your ring"
    ha ha ha ha
  80. Profile photo of 3R1N
    3R1N Female 13-17
    141 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    WARNING I AM ABOUT TO USE A FEW SWEEPING STATEMENTS
    its true brits have `different` sense of humour, coz when i read peoples comments the funny ones are from Europe/Britain, yeah sorry but most Americans take things too seriously, unless they are supposed to be serious and then you think they are funny...sorry

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