Make Google Laugh

Submitted by: KikiPeepers 10 years ago in Misc
http://www.gpeters.com/laugh/google-laugh.php

Tell Google a joke and it will tell you mathematically how funny it is
There are 161 comments:
Female 2,120
Golftits

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 2.848
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google is retarded.

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Female 2,120
Google really needs to get a life.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 64.6610%

The joke`s popularity is: 8.072
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

How can it have a popularity of 8.072 if it only goes up to 7?!

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Male 876
I put in Google Hog F*ck and it laughed.
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Male 167
Emo people

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 80.3213%

The joke`s popularity is: 6.396
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

I guess not even computers think that they are cool.

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Female 204
your mom hates you

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 6.382
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

.........
okay google is seriously retarded

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Male 123
why is paris hilton going to jail?

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 8.5638%

The joke`s popularity is: 7.274
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 2,506
The blonde is realy stupid super stupid

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 92.5926%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.033
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 226
Wolkanne (me) rules

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000

...damm google

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Female 1,470
meh nothing special
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Male 1
Booya, sacralige gets a 100% funny score.

Why did jesus cross the road? Because he was nailed to the chicken

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.778
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

-Your friendly neighbourhood Dip.

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Female 46
Knock knock. Who`s there? Yo momma.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.973
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 82
google loves the pen15.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

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Female 365
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn`t evolved yet.

100% 8)

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Female 13
ah, my bad. I put drat. I exited out of the page, so I re typed it wrong.

I like to suck dicks. Actually, I love them so much that...I like to drat them.

(Unless they block the f word?)

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Female 13
Wow...
I like to suck dicks. Actually, I love them so much that...I like to drat them.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.895
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Well, Google`s getting some. :)

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Male 32
lmao i just typed in Man titties and the funnyness percentage was 67 haha thats pretty bad
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Male 8
Ha Ha Ha

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.5010%

The joke`s popularity is: 7.717
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

It`s more than super popular. O_O

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Male 8
Who burned my toast? Tom said hotly.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.723
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 42
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, `There`s Jennifer; she`s a lawyer, or that`s Michael; he`s a doctor."` A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there`s the teacher; she`s dead."

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

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Female 447
Apparently telling Google that it is "super horny and retard strong" is 100% funny.

GO CLERKS!

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Male 163
Your mom eats balogna while she swims in her 1000x1000 sized swimming pool.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 64.4599%

The joke`s popularity is: 2.458
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 607
I put a joke that was found to be the funniest in the world:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn`t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let`s make sure he`s dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

...and Google didn`t find it funny.

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Female 266
Apparently google likes both sexist jokes, and cultural jokes (like against irishmen)
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Female 407
why is a female`s brain cheaper than a male`s? because the female brain is used.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.593
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 1,252
LOL

YO MOMMA

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 0
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 8
google your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 53.2143%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.049
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 458
Random Joke:

fat penguins. thought i say something to break the ice.

Google laughed, and the joke`s funniness percentage is: 87.3797%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.971
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 146
Haha my bad, I pretty much took uo this whole page.
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Male 146
What do you call a 3 legged bird? A 3 legged bird, duh

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 98.7179%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.933
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 146
Quit laughing dammit

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.316
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 146
Curse you Google, you laughed...

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 73.6842%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.279
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 146
Quit laughing at my jokes!!!!!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.810
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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damn google is retarded...

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Male 146
I bet you`ll laugh at this "joke" google....

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 91.6766%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.925
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

______________________________________

I was right!!!!!

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Male 146
"Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs"

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.542
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

___________________________
hmmmmmmmmmmm

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Male 146
corn is yellow

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 72.8643%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.998
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 1,808
I saw this one on there,

Once upon a time there was a man. His day had been horrible. His cat died, his best friend ended upon having a major gay crush on him, and his girlfriend thought they were having an affair. He went to the park to cool down and sat next to some old lady. He looked at her intently for a few moments and said, "I have the worst problem. Do you know if there are any blue light sales at K-mart because I need some tube socks." The end.
)-|

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Male 54
wanna hear another joke? your mother

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.017
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 54
Wanna hear a joke? ________(Derogatory word used against african americans) rights

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.281
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google is racist

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Male 54
oh censorship didn`t let me post the joke it was suck my ________ you slutty hoe
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Male 54
I am a pretty little girl you slutty hoe

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.760
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 239
I`m making google laugh with the most random crap that pops into my head.
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Male 239
Yo cracka! Get yo hands off my hos!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 80.3632%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.945
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 239
Penis Vagina

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 85.8252%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.013
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Is google perverted or something?

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Male 239
Holy crap in a peanut!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 70.4225%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.453
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 577
Not bad eh? Thats a bloody classic.
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Male 577
yo momma so fat she has more chins then a chinese phonebook

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.274
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 395
i made google laugh twice!!! (i wish i wasn`t quite so proud of this) and one of mine was 100%.

oh yeah... so smooth :-D

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Female 142
Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 85.7143%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.902
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 818
What`s worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.802
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 17
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken`s foot.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 91.3415%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.914

o_O

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Male 176
I knew an Asian bigot. She hate me long time.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 54.8295%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.246
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 54
How to do you stop your son from choking? Take your penis out of his mouth

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 94.5122%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.215
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 54
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 87.3108%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.934
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 227
A man walked into a bar ouch!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.871
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 229
I wrote "im on a pickle" and it was 100% funny. Strange...
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Female 112
The popularity of "cheese" is 6.769

O_o

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Female 1,944
ahem...."mean person" is c.u.nt
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Female 1,944
lol i put in "google is a hairy mean person" and it laughed.....wow that made my day:-D
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Female 57
Yo mamma`s so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 2.589
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)
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My other good jokes obviouslly sucked, so I resorted to a Yo Mamma/Something I heard from a Weird Al song joke.

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Male 694
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed this notice is not worth noticing.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 73.4813%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.932
where 7=super popular, 1=not popular

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Male 317
i hate this, it sucks

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 86.8852%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.086
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 572
a woman gives birth to a baby the baby is so smart he can talk. first he turns to the doctor and says "thank you for brining me into this life." He then turns to his mother and says "thank you for making it so warm in my womb." lastly he turns to his dad and pokes his head five times and says "that`s what it feels like."

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.561
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)
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i love that joke

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Male 380
Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of poo? The bucket.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 74.8100%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.964
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 160
a muffin laughs. a muffin says. laugh.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.045
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 204
Yo mama!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 80.1653%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.083
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 1,263
Dove is a hairgel?

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 1.544
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

im just seriously typing in random stuff...i dont find any of this funny...(except for the one above)

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Male 1,263
Bush is an idiot.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 74.8299%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.167
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 1,263
Cheese doodle

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 53.3923%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.530
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 139
Why do rockers dress in camo? because they don`t wanna be scene!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 83.9423%

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Male 126
Where`s all my bi+ches at? You make me want to vomit.

Apparently that`s 100% funny

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Male 1
kids puppies blender

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.997
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Wow. Who knew kids, puppies and blenders were soooo funny?

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Female 600
Google has a crap sense of humor. I saw 3 "what`s black and white and read all over?" jokes. Newspaper got like 5% funniness. zebra witha sunburn got a little over 50% funniness. And penguin with a sunburn got over 90% funniness.
wtf.
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Male 250
emm ok?
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Female 576
mwuaha

why did the dog cross the road? do get to the other dog, on the other side!

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 0


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Male 1,521
give me a break... this is rubbish!
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Female 1,397
I wrote Christianity and it didn`t find it very funny.
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Female 454
LAUGH, GOOGLE, YOU WHORE!!!!

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 0
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 454
Google can kiss my grits, I think I`m fackin hilarious....
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Female 458
i think a 4 year old is judging what is funny because some of these jokes are just not funny at all
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Female 797
^^
Google is a bitch. That happened to me too.
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Male 1,725
nothing works for me. i tried everything. i even copied a funny joke it gave that had a good rating and it gave it a zero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 920
Google needs a life.
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Male 125
Random Joke:

Knock knock! Who`s there? Banana! Knock knock! Who`s there? Banana! Knock knock! Who`s there? Banana! Knock knock? Who`s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn`t say banana?

Google laughed, and the joke`s funniness percentage is: 57.6471%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.531
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Sad...

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Female 1,382
Sorry, couldn`t access Google right now. You might want to try refreshing the page. This site may have reached its maximum usage for today. Please try again tomorrow.

Dang.

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Female 345
OH GRR. I was tooo late. Met its maximum usage for the day.
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Male 222
How do you get a baby to stop running in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

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Male 210
"Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs:

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.544
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

what?!? "

I put that exact same thing in and got a 0%

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Male 1,371
AND I don`t think it`s even working right now since everythings getting a 0. It claims it reached maximum capacity. How the hell does google do that, it probably gets more hits than any other website?
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Male 1,371
I don`t think it works for anything long, the wording probably has to be exactly right.

This thing sucks anyway, it probably just searches it on google and sees how many results it gets.

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Female 2,552
Oh my God! I took one from the bottom of the page and I still got 0%! WTF?!
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Female 2,552
Google hated it! I got a 0%! There had to be something wrong. It`s one of the oldest in the books!
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Male 126
this thing sucks. i tell the world`s funniest joke, and i score 0.0 %....
Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!&q

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Male 1,386
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs:

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.544
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

what?!?

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Male 36
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt.

how could google not laugh at that? its hilarious!

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Male 199
what do you call a turtle and a megatron mixed together? LOL!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 2.857
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 1
Google isn`t racist anymore. Well, for now at least.

What do you call a group of black kids playing in a pool of red jello? A watermelon.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.481
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 50
hmm liked my dead baby joke:

How do fill a telephone booth with dead babies? Put them in a blender. How do you get them out? With nacho chips!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.651
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 330
I just typed in a bunch of dirty words individually. I know it`s really immature, but I just had to.

Most of the time, Google didn`t like it but some of the ratings were above 6.8/7. Weird.

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Male 135
it wouldnt work for me. This was my joke:

there were 3 men lost in the jungle and they were captured by cannibals. The cannibles said that they would let them go if they went to the jungle, picked 3 pieces fruit and brought them back. So the 3 men set off on their task. The first man came back with apples. The cannibals said to the man that for the second part of the task, if he shoved the apples up his ass without making a single noise then he could go free. The man tried to shoved the first apple up his ass and screamed. So the cannibles chopped his head off and ate him. The second man returned with 3 cherries. He was instructed on what to do and began to do so. He put the first 2 cherries up his ass no problem. But on the last one he began to laugh. The cannibles said to the man: "why did you laugh, you could of gotten away with it" and the man replied: "i couldn`t help it, i just rememberd i heard the other guy in the jungle singing, I`ve got a lovely bunch of coco

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Male 588
Google suck a.ss!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 90.7312%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.987
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 2,220
Knock knock. Who`s there? Interrupting cow. Interru- MOO.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 67.2727%

The joke`s popularity is: 1.740
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 1,237
what do you call a man floating in the sea who has no arms or legs? Bob

11% damn

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Male 158
why did the chicken crossed the road? because you are an non-nice individual

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

Well i did and so did 12 people when i told that to a friend

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Male 158
why the baby crossed the road it was stappled to the chicken

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 0
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

WHAT THE [email protected]?!?!! THIS is the joke how Roland beat the Train in the Wastelands Darktower 3!!!!!!>< >8(

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Female 243
Google hasnt got a good sense of humour little basturd,this was mine:

What do you call a monkey with bannas in its ears? Anything you want because he cant hear you!

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 0
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular

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Female 606
No, it`s not Ronald McDonald, it`s Sharon Osbourne.

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 0
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

I`ll try again later. hah.

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Male 578
Why did the squirrel cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.

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Male 1,496
This is retarded i used the worst MJ joke and it laughs it`s ass off.

"Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and a Play Station? One`s black and is turned on by kids the other is just a video game system."

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Female 578
LOL, me too Mercedes
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Female 2,764
Where do women with big boobs work?

Hooters

Where do people with one leg work?

IHOP

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 56.2044%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.982
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 988
^^woohoo 100% with my cruel joke!
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Male 988
What`s worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.801
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 41
Ha

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.5993%

The joke`s popularity is: 7.736
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 2,703
i think yall are right about google being racist:

a white guy rapes a black preteen girl.

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.
The joke`s funniness percentage is: 46.8831%

a black guy rapes a white preteen girl.

Google laughs!!!
The joke`s funniness percentage is: 88.4146%

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Male 143
"An irish guy walks out of a bar"

Google laughed!

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Male 139
I thought of the most horrible and twisted thing my mind could conjure:

"A baby has cancer and his mother eats the baby. Then poors his blood on an alter as a sacrifice to satan"

Google gave this a 60%...google`s f*cked up

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Male 306
btw...it`s I fucl<ed her not drated
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Male 306
lol...my joke:
Do you know why your mom was so happy this morning? Because I drated her so hard last night.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.952
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

i just put whatever popped into my head..lol

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Male 1,406
I feel in the need to tell you I feel that I feel which I feel.

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 9.2872%

The joke`s popularity is: 7.691
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

How is it possible that that was above 7, where 7 is super popular? Weird...

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Male 82
And the doctor said, "Rectum!?! Damn near killed him!"

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 1.774

Seems if you asked it again... numbers drop.

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Male 87
Google loves Jerry Seinfeld

What`s the deal with airplane peanuts?

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.230


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Female 799
100.0000%
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Female 90
A man walks into a bar.. ouch

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 82.1353%

Thats the best I got..

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Male 126
[quote] On 1/26/2007 7:14:38 AM Devi3000 wrote: Google is an annoying twat that has a crap sense of humor. [/quote]
And "The joke`s popularity is: 4.907"
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Male 126
[quote]On 1/26/2007 2:38:03 AM Spriggan666 wrote: this thing has the humor of a three year old...and it didn`t like ANY of my dead baby jokes :`([/quote]

It laughed at i think 6 of mine.

[quote]On 1/26/2007 7:14:38 AM Devi3000 wrote: Google is an annoying twat that has a crap sense of humor. [/quote]

I put that in and "The joke`s funniness percentage is: 93.9281%"

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Male 51
wv motto if your not good enough for your own family your not good enough for ours

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 84.3902%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.914

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Female 1,496
Google is an annoying twat that has a crap sense of humor.
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Male 278
It was so cold that i went ice skating

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 85.2785%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.877

WTF?

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Male 316
*Note, don`t put drated if you are trying to doublecheck it. It is actually f`en*
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Male 316
Ohhoho but what is this?

If I drated a cow, would you laugh?

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.970
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 316
Apparently talking about white people not being called X-American where X is caulcasion or european is not funny. In fact, 0% funny, 0% popularity
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Female 1,228
WWhoa!! I got 5.654%, thats very god for me as Im sh*it at telling jokes.
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Male 9
Google are you black?

google are you black?

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 2.3985%

The joke`s popularity is: 7.124
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Haha very popular

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Male 49
What did you get for christmas, Jimmy?

Cancer!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.880
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

The answer is Google IS sick.

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Male 1
Six men decapitate a 5 year old girl after taking turns raping her.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.438
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google is SICK.

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Male 4,246
I made you say `underwear.`

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 86.4700%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.993
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Uh-huh. Google sure is easy to please.

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Male 280
I am a goose.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 91.1315%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.992
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 606
Google, you`re fat.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 92.1171%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.948
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

How is that funny?

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Female 146
clown farts

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.013

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Male 2,216
Made it laugh with:

How did the baker get a shock?

He stood on a bun and a currant ran up his leg!

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Male 193
just plugged in two words that popped into my head...I don`t know how they surfaced there, and I`d appreciate it if you didn`t ask..

penis pump

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 57.9651%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.988
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 283
The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%
The joke`s popularity is: 0.954
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)


haha sweet.

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Male 713
My joke was:
"I am bored."

Google didnt laugh, I didnt either.

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Male 536
I typed in "I own your ass" then got a server unavailable error. Busy laughing it`s ass off error more like it. Jk I typed a joke about the pope drating a pizza to get money for the arcade. Not funny I guess.
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Male 2,576
I like f\king your little sister.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 88.0952%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.021
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)


Yup, compleat BS.

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Male 2,576
Conflicting results:

"I like cheese.

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 4.5217%

The joke`s popularity is: 6.362"

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Male 2,576
And here to prove this is compleat BS:

"A man walks into a Bar. Ouch

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 82.1705%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.956
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)"

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Female 284
It laughed at "Oh look! A talking muffin!"

That`s not even a joke, how does it decide what`s funny?

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Female 694
Why is it that we had a man go on the moon BEFORE we invented wheels on luggage?

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 56.3830%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.274
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Even though what I typed in wasn`t even a joke, it is ridiculous.

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Male 579
why did the chicken cross the road? To beat the poo out of the person making jokes about him

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 81.5179%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.049
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 267
lawlz [i] doesnt work :[
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Female 267
google does not laugh at black jokes :[

[i]what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool? coco puffs

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 24.0609%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.595
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)[/i]

but hmmm, google laughs at white jokes..

[i]what do you call a bunch of white kids in a school bus? a twinkie

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 99.4475%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.258
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)[/i]

so the question is, is google black?

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Male 34
ahah i wrote: I like chicken and i got 89%
i ate some chicken

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 89.3194%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.980
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Male 779

Your little sister likes hardcore corn.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 85.8879%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.029
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Wow, Corn is funny stuff I guess.

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Male 81
i don`t understand how my joke can be 93% funny "your mama is so fat she sweats cooking oil" yet the popularity is just over 1
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Male 242
this thing has the humor of a three year old...and it didn`t like ANY of my dead baby jokes :`(
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Female 82
^ Oh sorry! Well, apparently, Google agrees with you. :)
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Male 250
[quote]On 1/25/2007 5:14:01 PM MercedesR320 wrote: Wow! I put in the dumbest joke I could think of. And it gave a funniness percentage of 100%. It was the interrupting cow joke.[/quote]

I love that joke... :(

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Female 82
Wow! I put in the dumbest joke I could think of. And it gave a funniness percentage of 100%. It was the interrupting cow joke.
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Female 2,244
Wow it really liked my joke! I just grabbed one off the first page of my jokes section...

"It was announced today the new Arkansas quarter is going to be recalled soon over concerns it won`t work in vending machines.

Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines."

My results:

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 90.8730%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.879
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Female 2,244
Link: Make Google Laugh [Rate Link] - Tell Google a joke and it will tell you mathematically how funny it is
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