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162 Responses to Make Google Laugh

  1. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 11:43 am
    Link: Make Google Laugh - Tell Google a joke and it will tell you mathematically how funny it is
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    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 11:45 am
    Wow it really liked my joke! I just grabbed one off the first page of my jokes section...

    "It was announced today the new Arkansas quarter is going to be recalled soon over concerns it won`t work in vending machines.

    Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines."

    My results:

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 90.8730%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.879
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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    MercedesR320 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    Wow! I put in the dumbest joke I could think of. And it gave a funniness percentage of 100%. It was the interrupting cow joke.
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    ChickenMan Male 13-17
    250 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:23 pm
    On 1/25/2007 5:14:01 PM MercedesR320 wrote: Wow! I put in the dumbest joke I could think of. And it gave a funniness percentage of 100%. It was the interrupting cow joke.

    I love that joke... :(

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    MercedesR320 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:31 pm
    ^ Oh sorry! Well, apparently, Google agrees with you. :)
  6. Profile photo of Spriggan666
    Spriggan666 Male 18-29
    242 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 2:38 am
    this thing has the humor of a three year old...and it didn`t like ANY of my dead baby jokes :`(
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    BusH8r7905 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 2:41 am
    i don`t understand how my joke can be 93% funny "your mama is so fat she sweats cooking oil" yet the popularity is just over 1
  8. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 2:52 am

    Your little sister likes hardcore corn.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 85.8879%

    The joke`s popularity is: 5.029
    ----

    Wow, Corn is funny stuff I guess.

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    Makaveli1985 Male 18-29
    34 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 2:56 am
    ahah i wrote: I like chicken and i got 89%
    i ate some chicken

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 89.3194%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.980
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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    siny_toy_gun Female 13-17
    267 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:05 am
    google does not laugh at black jokes :what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool? coco puffs

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 24.0609%

    The joke`s popularity is: 5.595
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    but hmmm, google laughs at white jokes..

    what do you call a bunch of white kids in a school bus? a twinkie

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 99.4475%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.258
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    so the question is, is google black?

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    siny_toy_gun Female 13-17
    267 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:05 am
    lawlz doesnt work :[
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    gonadsonfire Male 13-17
    579 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:06 am
    why did the chicken cross the road? To beat the poo out of the person making jokes about him

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 81.5179%

    The joke`s popularity is: 5.049
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:08 am
    Why is it that we had a man go on the moon BEFORE we invented wheels on luggage?

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 56.3830%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.274
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    Even though what I typed in wasn`t even a joke, it is ridiculous.

  14. Profile photo of alknick
    alknick Female 18-29
    284 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:14 am
    It laughed at "Oh look! A talking muffin!"

    That`s not even a joke, how does it decide what`s funny?

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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:20 am
    And here to prove this is compleat BS:

    "A man walks into a Bar. Ouch

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 82.1705%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.956
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)"

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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:23 am
    Conflicting results:

    "I like cheese.

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 4.5217%

    The joke`s popularity is: 6.362"

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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:24 am
    I like f\king your little sister.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 88.0952%

    The joke`s popularity is: 5.021
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)


    Yup, compleat BS.

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    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:25 am
    I typed in "I own your ass" then got a server unavailable error. Busy laughing it`s ass off error more like it. Jk I typed a joke about the pope drating a pizza to get money for the arcade. Not funny I guess.
  19. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:36 am
    My joke was:
    "I am bored."

    Google didnt laugh, I didnt either.

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    LilKelc Female 13-17
    283 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:40 am
    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%
    The joke`s popularity is: 0.954
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)


    haha sweet.

  21. Profile photo of DragonSageX
    DragonSageX Male 18-29
    193 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:41 am
    just plugged in two words that popped into my head...I don`t know how they surfaced there, and I`d appreciate it if you didn`t ask..

    penis pump

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 57.9651%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.988
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:54 am
    Made it laugh with:

    How did the baker get a shock?

    He stood on a bun and a currant ran up his leg!

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    gorgeousplan Female 18-29
    146 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 4:07 am
    clown farts

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.013

  24. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 4:26 am
    Google, you`re fat.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 92.1171%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.948
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    How is that funny?

  25. Profile photo of PhoenixPhata
    PhoenixPhata Male 13-17
    280 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 4:32 am
    I am a goose.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 91.1315%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.992
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  26. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 4:59 am
    I made you say `underwear.`

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 86.4700%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.993
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    Uh-huh. Google sure is easy to please.

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    Gein Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 26, 2007 at 5:14 am
    Six men decapitate a 5 year old girl after taking turns raping her.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 3.438
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    Google is SICK.

  28. Profile photo of Cheezewhip5
    Cheezewhip5 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 5:32 am
    What did you get for christmas, Jimmy?

    Cancer!

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.880
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    The answer is Google IS sick.

  29. Profile photo of Sheng
    Sheng Male 13-17
    9 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 5:38 am
    Google are you black?

    google are you black?

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 2.3985%

    The joke`s popularity is: 7.124
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    Haha very popular

  30. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 5:59 am
    WWhoa!! I got 5.654%, thats very god for me as Im sh*it at telling jokes.
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    Marram Male 18-29
    316 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 6:01 am
    Apparently talking about white people not being called X-American where X is caulcasion or european is not funny. In fact, 0% funny, 0% popularity
  32. Profile photo of Marram
    Marram Male 18-29
    316 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 6:02 am
    Ohhoho but what is this?

    If I drated a cow, would you laugh?

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.970
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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    Marram Male 18-29
    316 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 6:02 am
    *Note, don`t put drated if you are trying to doublecheck it. It is actually f`en*
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    Potato_man Male 13-17
    278 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 6:07 am
    It was so cold that i went ice skating

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 85.2785%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.877

    WTF?

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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 7:14 am
    Google is an annoying twat that has a crap sense of humor.
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    kcvampire Male 30-39
    51 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 8:45 am
    wv motto if your not good enough for your own family your not good enough for ours

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 84.3902%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.914

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    crippled_guy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 8:55 am
    On 1/26/2007 2:38:03 AM Spriggan666 wrote: this thing has the humor of a three year old...and it didn`t like ANY of my dead baby jokes :`(

    It laughed at i think 6 of mine.

    On 1/26/2007 7:14:38 AM Devi3000 wrote: Google is an annoying twat that has a crap sense of humor.

    I put that in and "The joke`s funniness percentage is: 93.9281%"

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    crippled_guy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 8:56 am
    On 1/26/2007 7:14:38 AM Devi3000 wrote: Google is an annoying twat that has a crap sense of humor.
    And "The joke`s popularity is: 4.907"
  39. Profile photo of Mudginator
    Mudginator Female 18-29
    90 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 8:59 am
    A man walks into a bar.. ouch

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 82.1353%

    Thats the best I got..

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    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 9:01 am
    100.0000%
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    bramb60 Male 18-29
    87 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 9:54 am
    Google loves Jerry Seinfeld

    What`s the deal with airplane peanuts?

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.230


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    screechinwzl Male 18-29
    82 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 10:06 am
    And the doctor said, "Rectum!?! Damn near killed him!"

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 1.774

    Seems if you asked it again... numbers drop.

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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 10:09 am
    I feel in the need to tell you I feel that I feel which I feel.

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 9.2872%

    The joke`s popularity is: 7.691
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    How is it possible that that was above 7, where 7 is super popular? Weird...

  44. Profile photo of xxkangrixx
    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 10:13 am
    lol...my joke:
    Do you know why your mom was so happy this morning? Because I drated her so hard last night.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.952
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    i just put whatever popped into my head..lol

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    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 10:14 am
    btw...it`s I fucl<ed her not drated
  46. Profile photo of Necrotism
    Necrotism Male 18-29
    139 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 10:19 am
    I thought of the most horrible and twisted thing my mind could conjure:

    "A baby has cancer and his mother eats the baby. Then poors his blood on an alter as a sacrifice to satan"

    Google gave this a 60%...google`s f*cked up

  47. Profile photo of Dougg
    Dougg Male 13-17
    143 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 10:29 am
    "An irish guy walks out of a bar"

    Google laughed!

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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 10:32 am
    i think yall are right about google being racist:

    a white guy rapes a black preteen girl.

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.
    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 46.8831%

    a black guy rapes a white preteen girl.

    Google laughs!!!
    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 88.4146%

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    Scissors_ Female 13-17
    41 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 10:51 am
    Ha

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.5993%

    The joke`s popularity is: 7.736
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 11:00 am
    What`s worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.801
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 11:01 am
    ^^woohoo 100% with my cruel joke!
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2764 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 11:13 am
    Where do women with big boobs work?

    Hooters

    Where do people with one leg work?

    IHOP

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 56.2044%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.982
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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    jayembee Female 18-29
    580 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 11:57 am
    LOL, me too Mercedes
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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    This is retarded i used the worst MJ joke and it laughs it`s ass off.

    "Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and a Play Station? One`s black and is turned on by kids the other is just a video game system."

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    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    Why did the squirrel cross the road?

    It was stapled to the chicken.

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    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    No, it`s not Ronald McDonald, it`s Sharon Osbourne.

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 0
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    I`ll try again later. hah.

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    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    Google hasnt got a good sense of humour little basturd,this was mine:

    What do you call a monkey with bannas in its ears? Anything you want because he cant hear you!

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 0
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular

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    Amet45 Male 13-17
    158 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    why the baby crossed the road it was stappled to the chicken

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 0
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    WHAT THE F@CK?!?!! THIS is the joke how Roland beat the Train in the Wastelands Darktower 3!!!!!!>< >8(

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    Amet45 Male 13-17
    158 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    why did the chicken crossed the road? because you are an non-nice individual

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    Well i did and so did 12 people when i told that to a friend

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    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    what do you call a man floating in the sea who has no arms or legs? Bob

    11% damn

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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    Knock knock. Who`s there? Interrupting cow. Interru- MOO.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 67.2727%

    The joke`s popularity is: 1.740
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  62. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    Google suck a.ss!

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 90.7312%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.987
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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    biffyclyro89 Male 13-17
    135 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    it wouldnt work for me. This was my joke:

    there were 3 men lost in the jungle and they were captured by cannibals. The cannibles said that they would let them go if they went to the jungle, picked 3 pieces fruit and brought them back. So the 3 men set off on their task. The first man came back with apples. The cannibals said to the man that for the second part of the task, if he shoved the apples up his ass without making a single noise then he could go free. The man tried to shoved the first apple up his ass and screamed. So the cannibles chopped his head off and ate him. The second man returned with 3 cherries. He was instructed on what to do and began to do so. He put the first 2 cherries up his ass no problem. But on the last one he began to laugh. The cannibles said to the man: "why did you laugh, you could of gotten away with it" and the man replied: "i couldn`t help it, i just rememberd i heard the other guy in the jungle singing, I`ve got a lovely bunch of coco

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    DBtG Male 18-29
    330 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    I just typed in a bunch of dirty words individually. I know it`s really immature, but I just had to.

    Most of the time, Google didn`t like it but some of the ratings were above 6.8/7. Weird.

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    cutepetsrus Female 13-17
    50 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    hmm liked my dead baby joke:

    How do fill a telephone booth with dead babies? Put them in a blender. How do you get them out? With nacho chips!

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.651
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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    Ugerdond Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 26, 2007 at 3:28 pm
    Google isn`t racist anymore. Well, for now at least.

    What do you call a group of black kids playing in a pool of red jello? A watermelon.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 3.481
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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    garnye Male 13-17
    199 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    what do you call a turtle and a megatron mixed together? LOL!

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 2.857
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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    MattyP8711 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    What did the zero say to the eight?
    Nice belt.

    how could google not laugh at that? its hilarious!

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    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs:

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.544
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    what?!?

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    xxxana Male 18-29
    126 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    this thing sucks. i tell the world`s funniest joke, and i score 0.0 %....
    Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they go to sleep.

    Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

    "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.

    "And what do you deduce from that?"

    Watson ponders for a minute.

    "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

    Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!&q

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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    Google hated it! I got a 0%! There had to be something wrong. It`s one of the oldest in the books!
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    Oh my God! I took one from the bottom of the page and I still got 0%! WTF?!
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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 4:36 pm
    I don`t think it works for anything long, the wording probably has to be exactly right.

    This thing sucks anyway, it probably just searches it on google and sees how many results it gets.

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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    AND I don`t think it`s even working right now since everythings getting a 0. It claims it reached maximum capacity. How the hell does google do that, it probably gets more hits than any other website?
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    107249 Male 13-17
    210 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    "Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs:

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.544
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    what?!? "

    I put that exact same thing in and got a 0%

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    72tour Male 13-17
    222 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    How do you get a baby to stop running in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

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    byebyemoto Female 13-17
    345 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 5:17 pm
    OH GRR. I was tooo late. Met its maximum usage for the day.
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    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 6:00 pm
    Sorry, couldn`t access Google right now. You might want to try refreshing the page. This site may have reached its maximum usage for today. Please try again tomorrow.

    Dang.

  79. Profile photo of NoGoodIdeas
    NoGoodIdeas Male 13-17
    125 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    Random Joke:

    Knock knock! Who`s there? Banana! Knock knock! Who`s there? Banana! Knock knock! Who`s there? Banana! Knock knock? Who`s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn`t say banana?

    Google laughed, and the joke`s funniness percentage is: 57.6471%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.531
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    Sad...

  80. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    Google needs a life.
  81. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 7:29 pm
    nothing works for me. i tried everything. i even copied a funny joke it gave that had a good rating and it gave it a zero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  82. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 7:31 pm
    ^^
    Google is a bitch. That happened to me too.
  83. Profile photo of lexmex
    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 8:44 pm
    i think a 4 year old is judging what is funny because some of these jokes are just not funny at all
  84. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    Google can kiss my grits, I think I`m fackin hilarious....
  85. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 9:10 pm
    LAUGH, GOOGLE, YOU WHORE!!!!

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 0
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  86. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 10:48 pm
    I wrote Christianity and it didn`t find it very funny.
  87. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 10:57 pm
    give me a break... this is rubbish!
  88. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 11:10 pm
    mwuaha

    why did the dog cross the road? do get to the other dog, on the other side!

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 0


  89. Profile photo of majwhite
    majwhite Male 18-29
    250 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 11:36 pm
    emm ok?
  90. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 11:38 pm
    Google has a crap sense of humor. I saw 3 "what`s black and white and read all over?" jokes. Newspaper got like 5% funniness. zebra witha sunburn got a little over 50% funniness. And penguin with a sunburn got over 90% funniness.
    wtf.
  91. Profile photo of Jimpie
    Jimpie Male 30-39
    1 post
    January 27, 2007 at 1:21 am
    kids puppies blender

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 3.997
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    Wow. Who knew kids, puppies and blenders were soooo funny?

  92. Profile photo of KimonoThief
    KimonoThief Male 18-29
    126 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 1:24 am
    Where`s all my bi+ches at? You make me want to vomit.

    Apparently that`s 100% funny

  93. Profile photo of CacaPUNYETA
    CacaPUNYETA Female 18-29
    139 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 1:35 am
    Why do rockers dress in camo? because they don`t wanna be scene!

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 83.9423%

  94. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 1:46 am
    Cheese doodle

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 53.3923%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.530
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  95. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 1:47 am
    Bush is an idiot.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 74.8299%

    The joke`s popularity is: 5.167
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  96. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 1:52 am
    Dove is a hairgel?

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 1.544
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    im just seriously typing in random stuff...i dont find any of this funny...(except for the one above)

  97. Profile photo of Ultran128
    Ultran128 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 2:06 am
    Yo mama!

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 80.1653%

    The joke`s popularity is: 5.083
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  98. Profile photo of wierdwaffle
    wierdwaffle Female 13-17
    160 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 2:25 am
    a muffin laughs. a muffin says. laugh.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.045
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  99. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 2:38 am
    Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of poo? The bucket.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 74.8100%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.964
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  100. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 5:52 am
    a woman gives birth to a baby the baby is so smart he can talk. first he turns to the doctor and says "thank you for brining me into this life." He then turns to his mother and says "thank you for making it so warm in my womb." lastly he turns to his dad and pokes his head five times and says "that`s what it feels like."

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 3.561
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)
    ----------------
    i love that joke

  101. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 7:02 am
    i hate this, it sucks

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 86.8852%

    The joke`s popularity is: 5.086
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  102. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 10:20 am
    If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed this notice is not worth noticing.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 73.4813%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.932
    where 7=super popular, 1=not popular

  103. Profile photo of kittiechick
    kittiechick Female 18-29
    57 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 10:21 am
    Yo mamma`s so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 2.589
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)
    ------
    My other good jokes obviouslly sucked, so I resorted to a Yo Mamma/Something I heard from a Weird Al song joke.

  104. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 10:24 am
    lol i put in "google is a hairy mean person" and it laughed.....wow that made my day:-D
  105. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 10:24 am
    ahem...."mean person" is c.u.nt
  106. Profile photo of deuterium
    deuterium Female 13-17
    112 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 11:12 am
    The popularity of "cheese" is 6.769

    O_o

  107. Profile photo of Majx
    Majx Female 18-29
    230 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    I wrote "im on a pickle" and it was 100% funny. Strange...
  108. Profile photo of teath123
    teath123 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    A man walked into a bar ouch!

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.871
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  109. Profile photo of AP4MVP
    AP4MVP Male 13-17
    54 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 87.3108%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.934
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  110. Profile photo of AP4MVP
    AP4MVP Male 13-17
    54 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    How to do you stop your son from choking? Take your penis out of his mouth

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 94.5122%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.215
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  111. Profile photo of Fabbyfubz
    Fabbyfubz Male 13-17
    176 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    I knew an Asian bigot. She hate me long time.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 54.8295%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.246
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  112. Profile photo of x_che_che
    x_che_che Female 13-17
    17 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken`s foot.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 91.3415%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.914

    o_O

  113. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 3:36 pm
    What`s worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.802
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  114. Profile photo of cndian_mouse
    cndian_mouse Female 18-29
    142 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 3:54 pm
    Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 85.7143%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.902
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  115. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    i made google laugh twice!!! (i wish i wasn`t quite so proud of this) and one of mine was 100%.

    oh yeah... so smooth :-D

  116. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 4:26 pm
    yo momma so fat she has more chins then a chinese phonebook

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 3.274
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  117. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    Not bad eh? Thats a bloody classic.
  118. Profile photo of Unanswered
    Unanswered Male 13-17
    239 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    Holy crap in a peanut!

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 70.4225%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.453
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  119. Profile photo of Unanswered
    Unanswered Male 13-17
    239 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    Penis Vagina

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 85.8252%

    The joke`s popularity is: 5.013
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    Is google perverted or something?

  120. Profile photo of Unanswered
    Unanswered Male 13-17
    239 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    Yo cracka! Get yo hands off my hos!

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 80.3632%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.945
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  121. Profile photo of Unanswered
    Unanswered Male 13-17
    239 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    I`m making google laugh with the most random crap that pops into my head.
  122. Profile photo of AP4MVP
    AP4MVP Male 13-17
    54 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 6:02 pm
    I am a pretty little girl you slutty hoe

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.760
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  123. Profile photo of AP4MVP
    AP4MVP Male 13-17
    54 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    oh censorship didn`t let me post the joke it was suck my ________ you slutty hoe
  124. Profile photo of AP4MVP
    AP4MVP Male 13-17
    54 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 6:07 pm
    Wanna hear a joke? ________(Derogatory word used against african americans) rights

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.281
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    Google is racist

  125. Profile photo of AP4MVP
    AP4MVP Male 13-17
    54 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    wanna hear another joke? your mother

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 5.017
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  126. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 7:03 pm
    I saw this one on there,

    Once upon a time there was a man. His day had been horrible. His cat died, his best friend ended upon having a major gay crush on him, and his girlfriend thought they were having an affair. He went to the park to cool down and sat next to some old lady. He looked at her intently for a few moments and said, "I have the worst problem. Do you know if there are any blue light sales at K-mart because I need some tube socks." The end.
    )-|

  127. Profile photo of mushslipvayn
    mushslipvayn Male 13-17
    146 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    corn is yellow

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 72.8643%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.998
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  128. Profile photo of mushslipvayn
    mushslipvayn Male 13-17
    146 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 7:08 pm
    "Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs"

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.542
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    ___________________________
    hmmmmmmmmmmm

  129. Profile photo of mushslipvayn
    mushslipvayn Male 13-17
    146 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 7:12 pm
    I bet you`ll laugh at this "joke" google....

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 91.6766%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.925
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    ______________________________________

    I was right!!!!!

  130. Profile photo of mushslipvayn
    mushslipvayn Male 13-17
    146 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 7:13 pm
    Quit laughing at my jokes!!!!!

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.810
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    _________________________________
    damn google is retarded...

  131. Profile photo of mushslipvayn
    mushslipvayn Male 13-17
    146 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 7:14 pm
    Curse you Google, you laughed...

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 73.6842%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.279
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  132. Profile photo of mushslipvayn
    mushslipvayn Male 13-17
    146 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 7:16 pm
    Quit laughing dammit

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.316
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  133. Profile photo of mushslipvayn
    mushslipvayn Male 13-17
    146 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    What do you call a 3 legged bird? A 3 legged bird, duh

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 98.7179%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.933
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  134. Profile photo of mushslipvayn
    mushslipvayn Male 13-17
    146 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    Haha my bad, I pretty much took uo this whole page.
  135. Profile photo of lieunym
    lieunym Female 18-29
    458 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    Random Joke:

    fat penguins. thought i say something to break the ice.

    Google laughed, and the joke`s funniness percentage is: 87.3797%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.971
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  136. Profile photo of Thfju
    Thfju Male 13-17
    8 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    google your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 53.2143%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.049
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  137. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    January 28, 2007 at 12:59 am
    LOL

    YO MOMMA

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 0
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  138. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    January 28, 2007 at 8:49 am
    why is a female`s brain cheaper than a male`s? because the female brain is used.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 3.593
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  139. Profile photo of xDDitsmee
    xDDitsmee Female 18-29
    266 posts
    January 28, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    Apparently google likes both sexist jokes, and cultural jokes (like against irishmen)
  140. Profile photo of ten_10
    ten_10 Female 18-29
    607 posts
    January 28, 2007 at 5:40 pm
    I put a joke that was found to be the funniest in the world:

    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn`t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
    He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let`s make sure he`s dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

    ...and Google didn`t find it funny.

  141. Profile photo of
    v_wilkes85
    246 posts
    January 28, 2007 at 6:30 pm
    By the looks of the following joke, it seems that Google is an anti-white racist. Just like Malcolm X, and such organizations as the Black Panthers and the NAACP, it must be stopped before it erupts a major war against white people, leading the world in a holocaust only instead of the jews sent to the ovens, it`s us white people. We must stop Google and all it`s anti-white afiliates before its too late.


    Friday, January 26, 2007 3:05:10 AM
    google does not laugh at black jokes :what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool? coco puffs

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 24.0609%

    The joke`s popularity is: 5.595
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    but hmmm, google laughs at white jokes..

    what do you call a bunch of white kids in a school bus? a twinkie

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 99.4475%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.258
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  142. Profile photo of Almighty77
    Almighty77 Male 13-17
    163 posts
    January 28, 2007 at 9:32 pm
    Your mom eats balogna while she swims in her 1000x1000 sized swimming pool.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 64.4599%

    The joke`s popularity is: 2.458
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  143. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    January 29, 2007 at 1:23 am
    Apparently telling Google that it is "super horny and retard strong" is 100% funny.

    GO CLERKS!

  144. Profile photo of BillJohnson
    BillJohnson Male 13-17
    42 posts
    January 29, 2007 at 1:49 am
    The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, `There`s Jennifer; she`s a lawyer, or that`s Michael; he`s a doctor."` A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there`s the teacher; she`s dead."

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

  145. Profile photo of gamergabber
    gamergabber Male 13-17
    8 posts
    January 31, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    Who burned my toast? Tom said hotly.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 3.723
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  146. Profile photo of gamergabber
    gamergabber Male 13-17
    8 posts
    January 31, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    Ha Ha Ha

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.5010%

    The joke`s popularity is: 7.717
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    It`s more than super popular. O_O

  147. Profile photo of AskingForIt
    AskingForIt Male 13-17
    32 posts
    February 1, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    lmao i just typed in Man titties and the funnyness percentage was 67 haha thats pretty bad
  148. Profile photo of MissDoc
    MissDoc Female 18-29
    13 posts
    February 2, 2007 at 11:09 pm
    Wow...
    I like to suck dicks. Actually, I love them so much that...I like to drat them.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.895
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    Well, Google`s getting some. :)

  149. Profile photo of MissDoc
    MissDoc Female 18-29
    13 posts
    February 2, 2007 at 11:12 pm
    ah, my bad. I put drat. I exited out of the page, so I re typed it wrong.

    I like to suck dicks. Actually, I love them so much that...I like to drat them.

    (Unless they block the f word?)

  150. Profile photo of Sporx
    Sporx Female 13-17
    365 posts
    February 3, 2007 at 6:09 pm
    Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn`t evolved yet.

    100% 8)

  151. Profile photo of treiscool
    treiscool Female 13-17
    82 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 3:53 pm
    google loves the pen15.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

  152. Profile photo of Krazykat5216
    Krazykat5216 Female 13-17
    46 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 7:05 pm
    Knock knock. Who`s there? Yo momma.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 4.973
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  153. Profile photo of dipdipgoose
    dipdipgoose Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 9, 2007 at 4:35 am
    Booya, sacralige gets a 100% funny score.

    Why did jesus cross the road? Because he was nailed to the chicken

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 5.778
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    -Your friendly neighbourhood Dip.

  154. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    meh nothing special
  155. Profile photo of wolkanne
    wolkanne Male 30-39
    226 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    Wolkanne (me) rules

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000

    ...damm google

  156. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    May 15, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    The blonde is realy stupid super stupid

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 92.5926%

    The joke`s popularity is: 5.033
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  157. Profile photo of kja1995
    kja1995 Male 18-29
    124 posts
    June 8, 2007 at 11:57 pm
    why is paris hilton going to jail?

    Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 8.5638%

    The joke`s popularity is: 7.274
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

  158. Profile photo of subzeroblue2
    subzeroblue2 Female 18-29
    204 posts
    June 9, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    your mom hates you

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 6.382
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    .........
    okay google is seriously retarded

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    wtfstoner55 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    July 7, 2007 at 8:09 am
    Emo people

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 80.3213%

    The joke`s popularity is: 6.396
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    I guess not even computers think that they are cool.

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    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    September 8, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    I put in Google Hog F*ck and it laughed.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    Google really needs to get a life.

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 64.6610%

    The joke`s popularity is: 8.072
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    How can it have a popularity of 8.072 if it only goes up to 7?!

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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    Golftits

    Google laughs!!!

    The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

    The joke`s popularity is: 2.848
    (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

    Google is retarded.

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