On 1/25/2007 5:14:01 PM MercedesR320 wrote: Wow! I put in the dumbest joke I could think of. And it gave a funniness percentage of 100%. It was the interrupting cow joke.

I typed in "I own your ass" then got a server unavailable error. Busy laughing it`s ass off error more like it. Jk I typed a joke about the pope drating a pizza to get money for the arcade. Not funny I guess.

there were 3 men lost in the jungle and they were captured by cannibals. The cannibles said that they would let them go if they went to the jungle, picked 3 pieces fruit and brought them back. So the 3 men set off on their task. The first man came back with apples. The cannibals said to the man that for the second part of the task, if he shoved the apples up his ass without making a single noise then he could go free. The man tried to shoved the first apple up his ass and screamed. So the cannibles chopped his head off and ate him. The second man returned with 3 cherries. He was instructed on what to do and began to do so. He put the first 2 cherries up his ass no problem. But on the last one he began to laugh. The cannibles said to the man: "why did you laugh, you could of gotten away with it" and the man replied: "i couldn`t help it, i just rememberd i heard the other guy in the jungle singing, I`ve got a lovely bunch of coco

this thing sucks. i tell the world`s funniest joke, and i score 0.0 %.... Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!&q

AND I don`t think it`s even working right now since everythings getting a 0. It claims it reached maximum capacity. How the hell does google do that, it probably gets more hits than any other website?

Sorry, couldn`t access Google right now. You might want to try refreshing the page. This site may have reached its maximum usage for today. Please try again tomorrow.

Google has a crap sense of humor. I saw 3 "what`s black and white and read all over?" jokes. Newspaper got like 5% funniness. zebra witha sunburn got a little over 50% funniness. And penguin with a sunburn got over 90% funniness. wtf.

a woman gives birth to a baby the baby is so smart he can talk. first he turns to the doctor and says "thank you for brining me into this life." He then turns to his mother and says "thank you for making it so warm in my womb." lastly he turns to his dad and pokes his head five times and says "that`s what it feels like."

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.561 (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular) ---------------- i love that joke

Yo mamma`s so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 2.589 (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular) ------ My other good jokes obviouslly sucked, so I resorted to a Yo Mamma/Something I heard from a Weird Al song joke.

Once upon a time there was a man. His day had been horrible. His cat died, his best friend ended upon having a major gay crush on him, and his girlfriend thought they were having an affair. He went to the park to cool down and sat next to some old lady. He looked at her intently for a few moments and said, "I have the worst problem. Do you know if there are any blue light sales at K-mart because I need some tube socks." The end. )-|

I put a joke that was found to be the funniest in the world:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn`t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let`s make sure he`s dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

By the looks of the following joke, it seems that Google is an anti-white racist. Just like Malcolm X, and such organizations as the Black Panthers and the NAACP, it must be stopped before it erupts a major war against white people, leading the world in a holocaust only instead of the jews sent to the ovens, it`s us white people. We must stop Google and all it`s anti-white afiliates before its too late.

Friday, January 26, 2007 3:05:10 AM google does not laugh at black jokes :what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool? coco puffs

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 24.0609%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.595 (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

but hmmm, google laughs at white jokes..

what do you call a bunch of white kids in a school bus? a twinkie

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 99.4475%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.258 (where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, `There`s Jennifer; she`s a lawyer, or that`s Michael; he`s a doctor."` A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there`s the teacher; she`s dead."

- Tell Google a joke and it will tell you mathematically how funny it is
"It was announced today the new Arkansas quarter is going to be recalled soon over concerns it won`t work in vending machines.

Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines."

My results:

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 90.8730%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.879

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

I love that joke... :(

Your little sister likes hardcore corn.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 85.8879%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.029

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Wow, Corn is funny stuff I guess.

i ate some chicken

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 89.3194%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.980

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 24.0609%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.595

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

but hmmm, google laughs at white jokes..

what do you call a bunch of white kids in a school bus? a twinkie

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 99.4475%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.258

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

so the question is, is google black?

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 81.5179%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.049

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 56.3830%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.274

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Even though what I typed in wasn`t even a joke, it is ridiculous.

That`s not even a joke, how does it decide what`s funny?

"A man walks into a Bar. Ouch

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 82.1705%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.956

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)"

"I like cheese.

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 4.5217%

The joke`s popularity is: 6.362"

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 88.0952%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.021

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Yup, compleat BS.

"I am bored."

Google didnt laugh, I didnt either.

The joke`s popularity is: 0.954

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

haha sweet.

penis pump

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 57.9651%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.988

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

How did the baker get a shock?

He stood on a bun and a currant ran up his leg!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.013

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 92.1171%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.948

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

How is that funny?

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 91.1315%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.992

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 86.4700%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.993

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Uh-huh. Google sure is easy to please.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.438

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google is SICK.

Cancer!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.880

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

The answer is Google IS sick.

google are you black?

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 2.3985%

The joke`s popularity is: 7.124

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Haha very popular

If I drated a cow, would you laugh?

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.970

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 85.2785%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.877

WTF?

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 84.3902%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.914

It laughed at i think 6 of mine.

On 1/26/2007 7:14:38 AM Devi3000 wrote: Google is an annoying twat that has a crap sense of humor.

I put that in and "The joke`s funniness percentage is: 93.9281%"

And "The joke`s popularity is: 4.907"

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 82.1353%

Thats the best I got..

What`s the deal with airplane peanuts?

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.230

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 1.774

Seems if you asked it again... numbers drop.

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 9.2872%

The joke`s popularity is: 7.691

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

How is it possible that that was above 7, where 7 is super popular? Weird...

Do you know why your mom was so happy this morning? Because I drated her so hard last night.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.952

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

i just put whatever popped into my head..lol

"A baby has cancer and his mother eats the baby. Then poors his blood on an alter as a sacrifice to satan"

Google gave this a 60%...google`s f*cked up

Google laughed!

a white guy rapes a black preteen girl.

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 46.8831%

a black guy rapes a white preteen girl.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 88.4146%

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.5993%

The joke`s popularity is: 7.736

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.801

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Hooters

Where do people with one leg work?

IHOP

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 56.2044%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.982

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

"Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and a Play Station? One`s black and is turned on by kids the other is just a video game system."

It was stapled to the chicken.

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 0

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

I`ll try again later. hah.

What do you call a monkey with bannas in its ears? Anything you want because he cant hear you!

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 0

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 0

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

WHAT THE [email protected]?!?!! THIS is the joke how Roland beat the Train in the Wastelands Darktower 3!!!!!!>< >8(

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

Well i did and so did 12 people when i told that to a friend

11% damn

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 67.2727%

The joke`s popularity is: 1.740

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 90.7312%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.987

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

there were 3 men lost in the jungle and they were captured by cannibals. The cannibles said that they would let them go if they went to the jungle, picked 3 pieces fruit and brought them back. So the 3 men set off on their task. The first man came back with apples. The cannibals said to the man that for the second part of the task, if he shoved the apples up his ass without making a single noise then he could go free. The man tried to shoved the first apple up his ass and screamed. So the cannibles chopped his head off and ate him. The second man returned with 3 cherries. He was instructed on what to do and began to do so. He put the first 2 cherries up his ass no problem. But on the last one he began to laugh. The cannibles said to the man: "why did you laugh, you could of gotten away with it" and the man replied: "i couldn`t help it, i just rememberd i heard the other guy in the jungle singing, I`ve got a lovely bunch of coco

Most of the time, Google didn`t like it but some of the ratings were above 6.8/7. Weird.

How do fill a telephone booth with dead babies? Put them in a blender. How do you get them out? With nacho chips!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.651

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

What do you call a group of black kids playing in a pool of red jello? A watermelon.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.481

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 2.857

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Nice belt.

how could google not laugh at that? its hilarious!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.544

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

what?!?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!&q

This thing sucks anyway, it probably just searches it on google and sees how many results it gets.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.544

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

what?!? "

I put that exact same thing in and got a 0%

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

Dang.

Knock knock! Who`s there? Banana! Knock knock! Who`s there? Banana! Knock knock! Who`s there? Banana! Knock knock? Who`s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn`t say banana?

Google laughed, and the joke`s funniness percentage is: 57.6471%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.531

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Sad...

Google is a bitch. That happened to me too.

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 0

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

why did the dog cross the road? do get to the other dog, on the other side!

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 0

wtf.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.997

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Wow. Who knew kids, puppies and blenders were soooo funny?

Apparently that`s 100% funny

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 83.9423%

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 53.3923%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.530

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 74.8299%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.167

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 1.544

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

im just seriously typing in random stuff...i dont find any of this funny...(except for the one above)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 80.1653%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.083

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.045

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 74.8100%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.964

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.561

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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i love that joke

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 86.8852%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.086

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 73.4813%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.932

where 7=super popular, 1=not popular

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 2.589

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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My other good jokes obviouslly sucked, so I resorted to a Yo Mamma/Something I heard from a Weird Al song joke.

O_o

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.871

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 87.3108%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.934

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 94.5122%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.215

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 54.8295%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.246

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 91.3415%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.914

o_O

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.802

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 85.7143%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.902

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

oh yeah... so smooth :-D

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.274

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 70.4225%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.453

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 85.8252%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.013

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Is google perverted or something?

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 80.3632%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.945

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.760

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.281

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google is racist

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.017

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Once upon a time there was a man. His day had been horrible. His cat died, his best friend ended upon having a major gay crush on him, and his girlfriend thought they were having an affair. He went to the park to cool down and sat next to some old lady. He looked at her intently for a few moments and said, "I have the worst problem. Do you know if there are any blue light sales at K-mart because I need some tube socks." The end.

)-|

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 72.8643%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.998

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.542

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

___________________________

hmmmmmmmmmmm

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 91.6766%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.925

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

______________________________________

I was right!!!!!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.810

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

_________________________________

damn google is retarded...

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 73.6842%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.279

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.316

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 98.7179%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.933

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

fat penguins. thought i say something to break the ice.

Google laughed, and the joke`s funniness percentage is: 87.3797%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.971

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 53.2143%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.049

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

YO MOMMA

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 0

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.593

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn`t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let`s make sure he`s dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

...and Google didn`t find it funny.

Friday, January 26, 2007 3:05:10 AM

google does not laugh at black jokes :what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool? coco puffs

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 24.0609%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.595

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

but hmmm, google laughs at white jokes..

what do you call a bunch of white kids in a school bus? a twinkie

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 99.4475%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.258

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 64.4599%

The joke`s popularity is: 2.458

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

GO CLERKS!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 3.723

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 0.5010%

The joke`s popularity is: 7.717

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

It`s more than super popular. O_O

I like to suck dicks. Actually, I love them so much that...I like to drat them.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.895

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Well, Google`s getting some. :)

I like to suck dicks. Actually, I love them so much that...I like to drat them.

(Unless they block the f word?)

100% 8)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 4.973

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Why did jesus cross the road? Because he was nailed to the chicken

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.778

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

-Your friendly neighbourhood Dip.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000

...damm google

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 92.5926%

The joke`s popularity is: 5.033

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Sorry, Google doesn`t laugh at this.

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 8.5638%

The joke`s popularity is: 7.274

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 6.382

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

.........

okay google is seriously retarded

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 80.3213%

The joke`s popularity is: 6.396

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

I guess not even computers think that they are cool.

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 64.6610%

The joke`s popularity is: 8.072

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

How can it have a popularity of 8.072 if it only goes up to 7?!

Google laughs!!!

The joke`s funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke`s popularity is: 2.848

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

Google is retarded.