Idiot Test

Submitted by: Tycheeman610 10 years ago in Quizzes
http://www.dumweb.com/idiot.php

Another idiot test, this one is pretty tricky.
There are 173 comments:
Female 40
im an effing genious bitch... 20/20
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Male 103
19/20. missed the pill one.
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Male 37,815
I got 18 :) The President question (#20) sucked because it can correctly be read two ways, so it`s just a cheap cheat.
Missed the coin question too.
Luckily I knew in advance these were deliberatly tricky questions and thought them through to see the twisted answer.
*snort!* he weighs his meat...
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Female 1,299
18/20, genius :) but i think ive done this before
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Female 18
I got stuck on the ones that were about american currency and presidents as i am not american i had no idea about cents and dollars part from that i got everything right
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Female 3
Missed 2 of them - the one about baseball and the other about the President... which given that I`m not American is hardly surprising...
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Male 266
crap only 6, im a moron
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Female 39
lol i took the blonde test after and im 20%
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Female 39
it says im a moron. no wonder everyone says tht 2 me...
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Male 2,620
18 :P
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Female 158
6\20 i am a moron
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Female 19
I didn`t know any of the questions to do with America
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Female 19
how am i supposed to know all that american crap?
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Female 458
George Herbert Walker Bush, the forty-first President of the United States (1989-1993)

Harry S. Truman, the thirty-third President of the United States (1945-1953)


so truman was president in 1950..am i missing something???

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Female 458
for the president i put truman...
idk though
i only got 10 right :-<
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Female 9
Stupid test. Really obvious trick questions, grammatical errors, and a man can`t have a widow.
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Male 1,263
meh, i made a few mistakes...which caused me to get 17. w/e
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Female 144
im just above normal , i guess thats an okee score for some one as young as me
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Female 17
I also got 16. =]
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Female 1,426
16-Above normal
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Female 119

16.A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
A:9

17.How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A:None. Moses didn`t take the ark. Noah did.

18.A clerk in the butcher shop is 5` 10`` tall. What does he weigh?
A:The butcher would weigh meat.

19.How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
A:There are 12 stamps to a standard dozen.

20.What was the President`s name in 1950?
A:The President`s name in 1950 happened to be the same as it is now. George W. Bush.

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Female 119
10.A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
A:White. The house is at the North Pole, so it is a polar bear.

11.If there are 3 apples, and you take away 2, how many do you have?
A:You have 2 apples of course. You took them, you should have known that.

12.I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
A:50 cent piece and a nickel. (one is a nickel, the other is not)


13.If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
A:The match.

14.How far can a dog run into the woods?
A:The dog can only run half way into the woods. Then he is running out of the woods.

15.A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
A:1 hour. You take one as soon as you get

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Female 119
1.Do they have a 4th of July in England?
A:Yes

2.How many birthdays does the average man have?
A:One.

3.Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
A:All 12 months have at least 28 days in them.

4.A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar`s sister, but the beggar is not the woman`s brother. How come?
A:The begger is her sister. Therefore, also a woman.

5.Why can`t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
A:He can`t be buried if he isn`t dead.

6.How many outs are there in an inning?
A:There are six outs in one inning. Three for each team.

7.Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow`s sister? Why?
A: No - because the man himself would be dead.

8.Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
A:The two men mentioned, are not playing each other.

9.Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

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Female 345
How are we supposed to know about American currency in the UK?
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Female 141
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A: None. Moses didn`t take the ark. Noah did.

i put exactly the same words as the answer, and i have never done this quiz before, scary
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Male 158
19 score
1-cause these questions are old and read them already somewhere else
2-i would be a facking university student in the architecture carrer if i was an idiot
3-the president one wasnt fair that doesnt say if u r a retard. the correcto answer should be Depends on what country you are talking about.
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Female 1,228
OK, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW 30 DIVIDED BY HALF, THEN ADD 10, ENDS UP WITH 70?
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Male 591
Should have came up with original questions, all these were old riddles as pointed out before.

20/20

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Male 799
the one with the beggar is typed wrong it says the woman is the beggar`s sister but in the explination it says the beggar is the woman`s sister HA!
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Male 41
I got 14. I missed 6, 9, 10, 15, 18, and 20.
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Male 614
Yay! I`m a idiot.
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Female 1,262
I got eight out of twenty.
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Male 379
18/20 WOO im really proud of myself
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Female 797
^^^
I got that one wrong too. I also got the President one wrong.
18 out of 20. Not too shabby.
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Male 943
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
A: The dog can only run half way into the woods. Then he is running out of the woods.

that is such bs...

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Male 13
ok now the pills one is stupid, i mean who takes a pill the moment that someone gets them? and i don`t give a poo about the american president one
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Male 126
The pills one doesn`t give you enough information to solve the problem. It doesn`t tell you in the question that the person took the first pill immediately. I said 90 minutes because I guessed they would take the first pill 30 minutes after the doctor prescribed it. 18/20, btw.
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Female 24
I only got the baseball one and the moses one wrong. Therefore i am a genius
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Female 65
easy as.
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Male 4,246
Yaaaay, I`m above average! Good enough for me! :-D
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Female 1,972
17- I`m ok with that.
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Male 292
18 teeheehee
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Female 11
got a 13 technically, but should of been higher since: knowing who the president was in 1950 does not count as an "idiot question," just if you know your american history.

The question had nothing to do with history, as the above poster explained. I couldn`t figure it out myself, I knew it wasn`t a history question though. Still got it wrong.

16/20, but I`ve seen most of these before.

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Female 19
The current president is George Bush. No matter what year it is, the current president`s name will always be George Bush.

You just had to think about how they were trying to trick you.

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Male 1,647
CheeseMan1: Batman rules.

Person mentioning polar bears.. they didn`t ask `what color is their skin`. They asked what color is the bear.. it appears white without actually MOVING FUR or SHAVING THE BEAR. ...

Pills.. how long would the pills last? After you take the third pill? You`re out of pills. They lasted until you took them all.. an hour.

...ok, so I missed the Moses one. >XD Read it too fast.

And I missed the President one.. but frankly, I don`t... know ... how that one `works`. Is it just a play on words like saying "What`s the President`s name.." and throwing an obscure prepositional phrase on the end? Wtf? Someone please explain to me, here... I don`t get how it can be taken any other way than looking for history records.

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Female 19
20-18
Genius

I got nineteen.

Would have been more, but I know NOTHING about baseball.

And I live in America, all you "Americans are stupid" posters.

;D

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Male 1,420
"16/20 haha i got a better score than my brother and his friend who are in highschool and i`m in junior high lmao"
no offence, but thats because younger kids usually take the low road and analize EVERY FREAKIN DETAIL and pick away at everything. youre an expert, and are used to it, while the others are used to thinking like a normal human being :-)
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Male 577
I got 15 right. Eh, that makes me not super attentive, but not a total dumbass.
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Male 1,386
got a 13 technically, but should of been higher since: knowing who the president was in 1950 does not count as an "idiot question," just if you know your american history. i put "circular" for what are the coins, which is technically correct, since american coins are in fact circular. just didnt read the ark one, just saw ark and put 1. didnt even see the word "moses." other than that, i missed the checkers, bear, and pill one.
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Male 2,519
Yes, I cannot "lite" a match.
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Female 74
Yay. I`m a genius.
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Male 268
19!!!!im a genius
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Male 1,725
i missed the match one but i did think of that as an answer but i decided to choose kerosene
neway i got 7 right and im a nincompoop
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Male 1,354
retarded
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Male 238

I got all of them correct... heard 19 out of 20 in middle school, the last one I heard in high school
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Male 2,486
I got 9/20
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Female 655
16/20 haha i got a better score than my brother and his friend who are in highschool and i`m in junior high lmao
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Male 686
oooo im above average. yay!
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Male 374
i got 14....
=]
im normal!
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Male 163
Sertrbl - I think I made my point quite clear, but let`s make it clearer. Substitute pills for, I don`t know... cookies. The cookies last one hour, digesting them so you can eat another (I know, dumb example but bear with me) lasts longer, but that`s irrelevant. The question was how long the cookies last. They last one hour - The effect maybe longer. Got it?

And could everybody stop trying to justify the "nun answer"? It didn`t say "A sister", it said "THE BEGGAR`S sister". Once again, unless he`s God, it doesn`t work.

PS: and before anyone comes after me for the God remark, it`s a joke. I know it wouldn`t work with Him too.

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Male 70
Genious... and for all of you n00bs out there who b1tch about the anwers- YOU"RE WRONG!!! You`re n00bs- shut up and go be n00bs instead of just like trying to justify what you can`t
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Male 48
20/20
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Male 315
...Sorry for the double post, I got 18 out of twenty.
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Male 315
17 out of 20. I didn`t get the nickle one, or the one about the dog running into the woods.
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Female 68
"and for those saying the president one wasnt fair, the president is George W. Bush. Truman or Eisenhower or whoever is no longer the president, therefore the question does not apply to him."

Ohhhh, I get it! That`s tricky. I got 19/20, that`s the one I got wrong. Thanks for explaining it

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Male 28
i got a lot of them wrong.
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Female 365
I got 15..
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Male 31
18/20.
The match and the Ark got me
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Male 30
and for those saying the president one wasnt fair, the president is George W. Bush. Truman or Eisenhower or whoever is no longer the president, therefore the question does not apply to him.
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Male 3,060
I said the the "sister" was a nun. A reasonable answer, so I`m counting it. 100%.
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Male 30
oh yeah.... is there really a civil law in california that states that dead men cant marry? Because it seems like the laws of nature would take care of it.
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Male 30
I Always fall for the moses one. GRRRR.
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Female 1,492
i just wanna say i don`t wanna talk about that...jut know that i feel stupid...
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Male 1,420
""The Pills one was wrong, by the way. The answer should be an hour and a half. You take the first one at 12, it lasts half an hour, you take another, that`s an hour gone by, then you take the third, which lasts another half an hour. So they were wrong that three pills last only an hour."

Actually no, ten_10 - I missed that one too but I know where I went wrong. It doesn`t say how long the pills effect last, just how long the pills last. It`s one hour.

People, stop trying to justify making dumb mistakes by questioning the validity of the questions. It just makes you look stubborn, on top of dumb."
first off, dont act like youre so much better for not "making excuses". the questions OBVIOUSLY required one to think quite litterally, so explaining them quite literally is what we should be doing.
second, the pill would last longer than an hour, assuming the pill acctually DOES something. sure you run out of pills, but the pill itself lasts some time

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Male 1,420
"You f*cking moron. He can get buried wherever the f*ck he wants. I`m in Australia and I could get buried in France ffs."
you moron, you didnt read what he said correctly. it is true that you CAN be buried alive in France, but once you get to france to be buried, you will be living in France.
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Male 280
12 - normal
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Male 1,371
I got three wrong; the chess one, the pills one, and the ark one

Ark one I thought was one, one animal of each sex, two sexes
Pills is still 1 and a half hours, the pills obviously last half an hour if he takes them every half hour so the effect runs out, iuno
The other one I had no clue <_<

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Male 127
The answer to the question about spelling BLOND in the BLOND quiz is a BLOND answer, which is kinda ironic :) Blond CAN be spelt blond, if it`s referring to a man. Blonde is just for the ladies. It`s one of the only words in the english language with different forms for boys and girlies. FACT. :P Brunette`s another, but men are normally described as brown-haired, rather than brunet.
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Male 581
ok for gods sake engelbert get a friggen calculator. Lixa123 is right: 30x.5= 15. 30/.5=60. And if you still think your right, as i said get a calculator and check it.
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Male 581
SOrry for the many posts but Pontroll I live in America and i know English money. The pound!
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Male 42
Genius
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Male 581
shazbut no he wasnt Dwight Eisenhower was. Eisenhower was the president after World War 2 which ended in 1944. He had a full term so his term ended in 1952. therefore he was the president in 1950.
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Male 581
You Got: 7 Correct!

# CORRECT RATING
20-18 Genius
17-16 Above Normal
15-9 Normal
8-7 Nincompoop
6-4 Moron
3-0 Idiot!

Me a nincompoop

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Male 26
oh wait..I get it divided by one half...which would turn it into multiplication....doooh!
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Female 245
omg, i cant believe i didnt see the `two` omg i am dumb!!
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Male 26
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
A: 70.
maybe I`m a moron...somebody explain to me how you divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 to get 70
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Male 111
Nah it says you only have two coins.
I got 18/20, i was stupid about the days in a month one, and i had no idea about the innings one for british reasons (i thought they were talking about cricket too!) Other than that I worked some out but the majority ive heard before
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Female 245
5 lol

couldn`t #12 be anything as long as one of them isn`t a nickel, i put 1 quarter, and 6 nickels, shouldn`t that be right? maybe im just reading the question wrong, or maybe in just dumb lol :-P

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Male 146
15, i could have got another couple but for stupid Americanisms.
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Male 213
I have seen them before, but I still missed the outs in an inning and president one, I took it quite a while ago.
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Female 136
Would have been 100% had I known anything about baseball (didn`t even know the innings question referred to baseball until I read the forums... I assumed innings referred to cricket.. damn my Englishness!).

But still, seen most of the questions before, I think the only one which was new to me was the President`s name, but that came at the end, and after answering those kinda questions for a few minutes, you quickly get into the swing of things.

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Male 24
I took a test like this in school and still i sucked at it
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Female 1,172
17
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Male 260
Nine! Im stoooooopid
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Female 99
i got 9 right.. I just barely made it into normal.
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Male 250
18
Genius
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Female 153
I got 18/20, I`ve seen a lot of these questions before though.
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Male 1,406
19, there are no polar bears at the north pole. At least according to batman.
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Male 1,364
I got 12 right woo hoo im normal!
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Male 98
15 correct, its almost above normal.
Most of the questions do make you think out of the box. After a couple you just know what they want you to mess up so you try to get another answer
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Male 210
15 out of 20 right.
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Female 354
Crud, I only got 15 right!!! Dangit, dangit, dangit.
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Male 901
And also, 30*1/2 = 30/2 = 15. 30/(1/2) however = 30*2/1 = 60. Quite simple :P
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Male 731
i whas above normal
these were reaaally tricky!
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Male 901
This is very lousy, since all months do not contain 28 days. You wouldn`t say that a jar which contains 30 peas contains 28 peas, now would you? If x>28, x is not equal to 28.
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Male 366
damn, i didn`t even catch the ark one. i didn`t catch half of those, which is worrying since i just came from my math final...
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Female 799
I got 11 - normal.
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Male 2,616
dude, we celebrate our birthday every year, but every man only has one birthdate, since that is when the year is included... archinimous wasn`t wrong, the test was... i got that one right anyways since these questions used to be compiled into "the densa quiz."
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Male 139
19/20 I said the presidents name was Mr. President.
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Male 45
AH yes Truman was the president, Eisenhower succeeded him in 1953. The dog one is bullocks, something tells me that a lot of people looked at these answers from google or have heard of them before. But the polar bear one, ya SeaWorld says that one all the friggen time. The dog question was messed up... as was the President one.
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Female 1,025
7/20. im a nincompoop?! thats not nice...
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Female 1,025
too long, but ill take it anyway and come back with my answer.
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Male 732
I got 11.
Do you know the MadTV sketch about the trick question quiz show, that didn`t work out, because everyone already knew the answers?
This test was like that.
Plus I could figure most answers out on my own.
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Female 27
I got 16. I`ve seen a similar quize though so.. :P
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Female 305
7, im a nincompoop :D

The questions were more america though, such as the dollars and cents, and the 4th of july was easy XD

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Male 83
Quote "duffytoler": If you build a house on the North Pole, doesn`t that put it in the middle of the Arctic damn Ocean?

Not necessarily!! Last I knew, Magnetic North was in the middle of Greenland somewhere and even if it is in the middle of the ocean - it could be what navigators refer to as "True North" which never alters!

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Male 83
18 - only because I know naff all about US Presidents (except that the current one is a knob!) and bugger all about baseball - except it`s a lot like a girls game in the UK (rounders)
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Male 241
If I was American, I would have got 19/20. As it were, 17/20
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Male 73
well if i was american i`d have done better. I didn`t get the baseball, the president or the nickel but i got the rest. well i sorta got the nickle like one isnt a nickle but the other is but seens as im not up on american history and we dont play baseball here in the UK i think i`m allowed to get 17/18 out of 20 and still say i did fcuking amazing.
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Female 236
Lixa123, it is in fact YOU that is wrong. Youth`s explanation was perfectly correct. Yours, however, made bugger all sense. :)
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Male 25
100% in your face everyone else.
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Female 1,412
ive done it before so i remember most of the answers.
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Female 139
I got 3 right.

And for the beggar one, I put a nun. She is a sister. That makes sense. That works.


BUT NOOOOOOO. :[

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Male 149
I got 16.
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Female 1,412
I got 11! yay im normal. And did you see this?

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
A: The match. You can`t expect to lite anything if you don`t lite the match first.

He spelled ``light`` wrong! ha.

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Female 2,552
*even did it today.
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Female 2,552
I ALWAYS mix up Moses and Noah. I even did it! And When I read it I was lyk "GDAFGH I DID IT AGAIN!" lmao!
I am officially a nincompoop.
I got...1, 3, 5, 6, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 17, 18, and 20 wrong. I got eight right out of twenty ::sigh::
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Female 579
youth, your sentence is wrong. Multiplying something by a half = HALF the original number. Dividing however is the opposite.

Cool test, i got 16 - i`m fairly above normal! Blonde test was annoying though - I lost on the white one story house. >:(

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Male 1,092
I`m normal
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Female 882
^ if you times something by 1/2 you`re effectively doubling it. so 30 times 1/2 is 60. needless to say i still forgot that and got it wrong
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Male 2,216
Those were stupid OLD quizzy questions. I got all but 2 correct, because I dont know American currency to do the nickel one, and I dont understand how number 9 comes to 70.
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Female 449
im normal yay!
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Female 36
19/20
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Male 1,225
... polar bears aren`t white, they`re black... their fur is white...

I got 20/20 because I knew they`d never been to Sea World in Orlando... they mention that little fact every five minutes there...

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Male 988
the blonde test is better
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Male 139
I got 18/20. They got me on the pill and president questions.
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Male 188
100%

`ave it...!

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Male 1,039
Cool Picture of Polar Bears at the North Pole from an American Submarine.


Just for the heck of it :).

PBears North Pole

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Male 163
"The Pills one was wrong, by the way. The answer should be an hour and a half. You take the first one at 12, it lasts half an hour, you take another, that`s an hour gone by, then you take the third, which lasts another half an hour. So they were wrong that three pills last only an hour."

Actually no, ten_10 - I missed that one too but I know where I went wrong. It doesn`t say how long the pills effect last, just how long the pills last. It`s one hour.

People, stop trying to justify making dumb mistakes by questioning the validity of the questions. It just makes you look stubborn, on top of dumb.

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Female 403
I got 17 - my lack of american knowledge showed. The president, the money and the baseball.
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Male 1,039
19/20

They`re all just trick questions. Really easy though.

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Female 607
Oh, and I got them all right except that one ^^

I had to think for ages on what the other coin would be to make up 55 cents, I don`t know american currency but I knew anyway that one "wasn`t a nickle"

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Female 607
The Pills one was wrong, by the way. The answer should be an hour and a half. You take the first one at 12, it lasts half an hour, you take another, that`s an hour gone by, then you take the third, which lasts another half an hour. So they were wrong that three pills last only an hour.
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Female 319
O_O Damn kind of hard!
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Male 191
If I knew anything about christians I would have known who moses was! 16
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Male 1,142
18/20. some of those were less trick questions and more try to guess the questioners meaning
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Male 126
i got 18/20.
i didn`t get the president and the inning ( i have no clue about american sports so...)
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Male 5,194
If you build a house on the North Pole, doesn`t that put it in the middle of the Arctic damn Ocean?
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Male 163
I got 16. Got s.cre.we.d by the match (13), the dog (14), the pills (15 - dear god, that was a dumb mistake) and the Moses one (17). Not bad, I think, but I got some harder ones than some of those I missed.

And also...

"Okay I should have had 100 percent. In number 2, a man has one birthday every single year. So naturally I put one a year since his birth" --> no, archinimous. We celebrate in several birthDATES, but we have only one birthDAY.

And for all those people saying the "nun answer" was correct, read the question again. It doesn`t say "a sister", it says "the beggar`s sister" - so unless the beggar is God, it doesn`t quite work out...

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Female 399
18/20. Stupid innings, stupid president!
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Female 211
18 out of 20. I missed the sister one because I put she was a nun. Er, which could also be the right answer. *shrug*
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Female 236
19/20. I think this shows a persons level of logic more than someone`s idiocy.
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Male 126
[quote]On 1/24/2007 4:01:22 AM Darkmartyr wrote: 20/20 "5. Why can`t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? A: He can`t be buried if he isn`t dead. Well, I guess you could bury him, except that would be called murder." You can be uried alive. The answer is about location. He is living in the USA. If he was in Canada, he would be living in Canada and then he could be buried alive. [/quote]

You f*cking moron. He can get buried wherever the f*ck he wants. I`m in Australia and I could get buried in France ffs.

Onto the test, I got 17/20. The ones I got wrong were the president one, the checkers one (although I thought that was the answer I just didnt bother putting it in), and the one about baseball (I wrote 3).

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Female 36
Hahahaha:
"16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
A: If you missed this one, you should stand up, walk to the nearest corner of the room, and start banging your head on the wall repeatedly. The answer is nine. "

I got 17/20. That`s pretty good since all the questions I got wrong were American type ones. How the hell am I supposed to know American currency? I`M ENGLISH! Sheesh. Lol.

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Male 2,567
7 lol but some are ah meri kan related. Like the nickel and the president and the innings.
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Male 16
Truman was also the president in 1950 was he not?
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Male 959
I got 17. Feel a bit stupid about the moses/noah one, but other than that the two I got wrong (dog and president) were a bit unfair - more information was needed. I never think of bush as `the president` to me he`s just a c*nt
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Female 123
18/20. eh.
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Male 130
20/20

"5. Why can`t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
A: He can`t be buried if he isn`t dead. Well, I guess you could bury him, except that would be called murder."

You can be uried alive. The answer is about location.

He is living in the USA. If he was in Canada, he would be living in Canada and then he could be buried alive.

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Male 20
thats some really ancient poo
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Female 1,382
18
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Female 1,382
*psst* how many cents in a nickel?
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Female 199
I got 17 out of 20. I missed the President, the match, and the woods.
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Female 173
These are such old riddles XD
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Male 400
damn this is hard
i get it all wrong
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Male 98
20/20.
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Female 1,211
Done them all before.
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Male 83
Okay I should have had 100 percent. In number 2, a man has one birthday every single year. So naturally I put one a year since his birth. And as for the beggar`s sister, I put that the "sister" was a nun. So I think I won. Other than that I f.uckin owned this test.
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Male 1,882
A few dumb mistakes got me a 13. I feel bad for some of them. I was stumped at 2 or 3 of them, but the rest I missed because I didn`t pay attention to detail.

Stupid Moses and his non-existant ark. He could part the sea, which would cause Noah`s ark to fall to the bottom of the ocean and bust into a million pieces, so Moses "owns" Noah, which means he "owns" the ark, which means Moses DID IN FACT have an ark.

So can I say 14 now? :D

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Male 13
1/20. I`m an idiot. |-(
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Male 45
18 out of 20 for me. The woods one confused me. I just said he ran into the woods. Also, the president one really messed me. I put Eisenhower, lol, that is probably wrong too.
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Male 108
For tricky read really easy.

If I`d known more about baseball then it would`ve been 100%

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Male 4
Link: Idiot Test [Rate Link] - Another idiot test, this one is pretty tricky.
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