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Date: 01/24/07 02:11 AM

173 Responses to Idiot Test

  1. Profile photo of Tycheeman610
    Tycheeman610 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:00 am
    Link: Idiot Test - Another idiot test, this one is pretty tricky.
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    b_bobbin Male 18-29
    108 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:19 am
    For tricky read really easy.

    If I`d known more about baseball then it would`ve been 100%

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    wtholyf Male 18-29
    45 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:36 am
    18 out of 20 for me. The woods one confused me. I just said he ran into the woods. Also, the president one really messed me. I put Eisenhower, lol, that is probably wrong too.
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    benblue20 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:41 am
    1/20. I`m an idiot. |-(
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:41 am
    A few dumb mistakes got me a 13. I feel bad for some of them. I was stumped at 2 or 3 of them, but the rest I missed because I didn`t pay attention to detail.

    Stupid Moses and his non-existant ark. He could part the sea, which would cause Noah`s ark to fall to the bottom of the ocean and bust into a million pieces, so Moses "owns" Noah, which means he "owns" the ark, which means Moses DID IN FACT have an ark.

    So can I say 14 now? :D

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    archinimous Male 18-29
    83 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:46 am
    Okay I should have had 100 percent. In number 2, a man has one birthday every single year. So naturally I put one a year since his birth. And as for the beggar`s sister, I put that the "sister" was a nun. So I think I won. Other than that I f.uckin owned this test.
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    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:46 am
    Done them all before.
  8. Profile photo of Tanzeder
    Tanzeder Male 30-39
    98 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:55 am
    20/20.
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    zintosion Male 13-17
    400 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:56 am
    damn this is hard
    i get it all wrong
  10. Profile photo of Delfette
    Delfette Female 18-29
    173 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:04 am
    These are such old riddles XD
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    Drizzle Female 18-29
    199 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:09 am
    I got 17 out of 20. I missed the President, the match, and the woods.
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    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:14 am
    *psst* how many cents in a nickel?
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    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:22 am
    18
  14. Profile photo of Jerry_Garcia
    Jerry_Garcia Male 18-29
    20 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:53 am
    thats some really ancient poo
  15. Profile photo of Darkmartyr
    Darkmartyr Male 18-29
    130 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:01 am
    20/20

    "5. Why can`t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
    A: He can`t be buried if he isn`t dead. Well, I guess you could bury him, except that would be called murder."

    You can be uried alive. The answer is about location.

    He is living in the USA. If he was in Canada, he would be living in Canada and then he could be buried alive.

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    kennapea Female 18-29
    123 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:24 am
    18/20. eh.
  17. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:25 am
    I got 17. Feel a bit stupid about the moses/noah one, but other than that the two I got wrong (dog and president) were a bit unfair - more information was needed. I never think of bush as `the president` to me he`s just a c*nt
  18. Profile photo of shazbutt
    shazbutt Male 30-39
    16 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:40 am
    Truman was also the president in 1950 was he not?
  19. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:55 am
    7 lol but some are ah meri kan related. Like the nickel and the president and the innings.
  20. Profile photo of Pontroll
    Pontroll Female 13-17
    36 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:56 am
    Hahahaha:
    "16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
    A: If you missed this one, you should stand up, walk to the nearest corner of the room, and start banging your head on the wall repeatedly. The answer is nine. "

    I got 17/20. That`s pretty good since all the questions I got wrong were American type ones. How the hell am I supposed to know American currency? I`M ENGLISH! Sheesh. Lol.

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    crippled_guy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 5:09 am
    On 1/24/2007 4:01:22 AM Darkmartyr wrote: 20/20 "5. Why can`t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? A: He can`t be buried if he isn`t dead. Well, I guess you could bury him, except that would be called murder." You can be uried alive. The answer is about location. He is living in the USA. If he was in Canada, he would be living in Canada and then he could be buried alive.

    You f*cking moron. He can get buried wherever the f*ck he wants. I`m in Australia and I could get buried in France ffs.

    Onto the test, I got 17/20. The ones I got wrong were the president one, the checkers one (although I thought that was the answer I just didnt bother putting it in), and the one about baseball (I wrote 3).

  22. Profile photo of engelbert
    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:00 am
    19/20. I think this shows a persons level of logic more than someone`s idiocy.
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    rawr_noozle Female 18-29
    211 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:18 am
    18 out of 20. I missed the sister one because I put she was a nun. Er, which could also be the right answer. *shrug*
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    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:22 am
    18/20. Stupid innings, stupid president!
  25. Profile photo of quedas
    quedas Male 18-29
    163 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:59 am
    I got 16. Got s.cre.we.d by the match (13), the dog (14), the pills (15 - dear god, that was a dumb mistake) and the Moses one (17). Not bad, I think, but I got some harder ones than some of those I missed.

    And also...

    "Okay I should have had 100 percent. In number 2, a man has one birthday every single year. So naturally I put one a year since his birth" --> no, archinimous. We celebrate in several birthDATES, but we have only one birthDAY.

    And for all those people saying the "nun answer" was correct, read the question again. It doesn`t say "a sister", it says "the beggar`s sister" - so unless the beggar is God, it doesn`t quite work out...

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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:28 am
    If you build a house on the North Pole, doesn`t that put it in the middle of the Arctic damn Ocean?
  27. Profile photo of xxxana
    xxxana Male 18-29
    126 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:44 am
    i got 18/20.
    i didn`t get the president and the inning ( i have no clue about american sports so...)
  28. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:47 am
    18/20. some of those were less trick questions and more try to guess the questioners meaning
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    djjeffmaddox Male 18-29
    191 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:55 am
    If I knew anything about christians I would have known who moses was! 16
  30. Profile photo of animefreak88
    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 8:28 am
    O_O Damn kind of hard!
  31. Profile photo of ten_10
    ten_10 Female 18-29
    607 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 8:57 am
    The Pills one was wrong, by the way. The answer should be an hour and a half. You take the first one at 12, it lasts half an hour, you take another, that`s an hour gone by, then you take the third, which lasts another half an hour. So they were wrong that three pills last only an hour.
  32. Profile photo of ten_10
    ten_10 Female 18-29
    607 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 8:59 am
    Oh, and I got them all right except that one ^^

    I had to think for ages on what the other coin would be to make up 55 cents, I don`t know american currency but I knew anyway that one "wasn`t a nickle"

  33. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:04 am
    19/20

    They`re all just trick questions. Really easy though.

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    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:10 am
    I got 17 - my lack of american knowledge showed. The president, the money and the baseball.
  35. Profile photo of quedas
    quedas Male 18-29
    163 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:13 am
    "The Pills one was wrong, by the way. The answer should be an hour and a half. You take the first one at 12, it lasts half an hour, you take another, that`s an hour gone by, then you take the third, which lasts another half an hour. So they were wrong that three pills last only an hour."

    Actually no, ten_10 - I missed that one too but I know where I went wrong. It doesn`t say how long the pills effect last, just how long the pills last. It`s one hour.

    People, stop trying to justify making dumb mistakes by questioning the validity of the questions. It just makes you look stubborn, on top of dumb.

  36. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:15 am
    Cool Picture of Polar Bears at the North Pole from an American Submarine.


    Just for the heck of it :).

    PBears North Pole

  37. Profile photo of Qpax
    Qpax Male 18-29
    188 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:49 am
    100%

    `ave it...!

  38. Profile photo of Necrotism
    Necrotism Male 18-29
    139 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:11 am
    I got 18/20. They got me on the pill and president questions.
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    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:19 am
    the blonde test is better
  40. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:24 am
    ... polar bears aren`t white, they`re black... their fur is white...

    I got 20/20 because I knew they`d never been to Sea World in Orlando... they mention that little fact every five minutes there...

  41. Profile photo of Kikyo
    Kikyo Female 18-29
    36 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:39 am
    19/20
  42. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:39 am
    im normal yay!
  43. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:44 am
    Those were stupid OLD quizzy questions. I got all but 2 correct, because I dont know American currency to do the nickel one, and I dont understand how number 9 comes to 70.
  44. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:55 am
    ^ if you times something by 1/2 you`re effectively doubling it. so 30 times 1/2 is 60. needless to say i still forgot that and got it wrong
  45. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 11:04 am
    I`m normal
  46. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 11:16 am
    youth, your sentence is wrong. Multiplying something by a half = HALF the original number. Dividing however is the opposite.

    Cool test, i got 16 - i`m fairly above normal! Blonde test was annoying though - I lost on the white one story house. >:(

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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 11:23 am
    I ALWAYS mix up Moses and Noah. I even did it! And When I read it I was lyk "GDAFGH I DID IT AGAIN!" lmao!
    I am officially a nincompoop.
    I got...1, 3, 5, 6, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 17, 18, and 20 wrong. I got eight right out of twenty ::sigh::
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 11:27 am
    *even did it today.
  49. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 11:29 am
    I got 11! yay im normal. And did you see this?

    13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
    A: The match. You can`t expect to lite anything if you don`t lite the match first.

    He spelled ``light`` wrong! ha.

  50. Profile photo of mattjblythe1
    mattjblythe1 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 11:29 am
    I got 16.
  51. Profile photo of briannabloom
    briannabloom Female 13-17
    139 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 11:30 am
    I got 3 right.

    And for the beggar one, I put a nun. She is a sister. That makes sense. That works.


    BUT NOOOOOOO. :[

  52. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 11:32 am
    ive done it before so i remember most of the answers.
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    Robot_Jesus Male 13-17
    25 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    100% in your face everyone else.
  54. Profile photo of engelbert
    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    Lixa123, it is in fact YOU that is wrong. Youth`s explanation was perfectly correct. Yours, however, made bugger all sense. :)
  55. Profile photo of maizcul
    maizcul Male 13-17
    73 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    well if i was american i`d have done better. I didn`t get the baseball, the president or the nickel but i got the rest. well i sorta got the nickle like one isnt a nickle but the other is but seens as im not up on american history and we dont play baseball here in the UK i think i`m allowed to get 17/18 out of 20 and still say i did fcuking amazing.
  56. Profile photo of oldie
    oldie Male 13-17
    241 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    If I was American, I would have got 19/20. As it were, 17/20
  57. Profile photo of ukscc
    ukscc Male 18-29
    83 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    18 - only because I know naff all about US Presidents (except that the current one is a knob!) and bugger all about baseball - except it`s a lot like a girls game in the UK (rounders)
  58. Profile photo of ukscc
    ukscc Male 18-29
    83 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    Quote "duffytoler": If you build a house on the North Pole, doesn`t that put it in the middle of the Arctic damn Ocean?

    Not necessarily!! Last I knew, Magnetic North was in the middle of Greenland somewhere and even if it is in the middle of the ocean - it could be what navigators refer to as "True North" which never alters!

  59. Profile photo of Eat_p00
    Eat_p00 Female 13-17
    305 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    7, im a nincompoop :D

    The questions were more america though, such as the dollars and cents, and the 4th of july was easy XD

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    SpaceFluff Female 18-29
    27 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    I got 16. I`ve seen a similar quize though so.. :P
  61. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    I got 11.
    Do you know the MadTV sketch about the trick question quiz show, that didn`t work out, because everyone already knew the answers?
    This test was like that.
    Plus I could figure most answers out on my own.
  62. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    too long, but ill take it anyway and come back with my answer.
  63. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    7/20. im a nincompoop?! thats not nice...
  64. Profile photo of wtholyf
    wtholyf Male 18-29
    45 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    AH yes Truman was the president, Eisenhower succeeded him in 1953. The dog one is bullocks, something tells me that a lot of people looked at these answers from google or have heard of them before. But the polar bear one, ya SeaWorld says that one all the friggen time. The dog question was messed up... as was the President one.
  65. Profile photo of cdubb4201
    cdubb4201 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    19/20 I said the presidents name was Mr. President.
  66. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    January 24, 2007 at 1:55 pm
    dude, we celebrate our birthday every year, but every man only has one birthdate, since that is when the year is included... archinimous wasn`t wrong, the test was... i got that one right anyways since these questions used to be compiled into "the densa quiz."
  67. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 1:56 pm
    I got 11 - normal.
  68. Profile photo of thewabbit
    thewabbit Male 13-17
    366 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    damn, i didn`t even catch the ark one. i didn`t catch half of those, which is worrying since i just came from my math final...
  69. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:30 pm
    This is very lousy, since all months do not contain 28 days. You wouldn`t say that a jar which contains 30 peas contains 28 peas, now would you? If x>28, x is not equal to 28.
  70. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:34 pm
    i whas above normal
    these were reaaally tricky!
  71. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    And also, 30*1/2 = 30/2 = 15. 30/(1/2) however = 30*2/1 = 60. Quite simple :P
  72. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    Crud, I only got 15 right!!! Dangit, dangit, dangit.
  73. Profile photo of 107249
    107249 Male 13-17
    210 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    15 out of 20 right.
  74. Profile photo of blakborn
    blakborn Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    15 correct, its almost above normal.
    Most of the questions do make you think out of the box. After a couple you just know what they want you to mess up so you try to get another answer
  75. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:03 pm
    I got 12 right woo hoo im normal!
  76. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    19, there are no polar bears at the north pole. At least according to batman.
  77. Profile photo of miriamc
    miriamc Female 18-29
    153 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    I got 18/20, I`ve seen a lot of these questions before though.
  78. Profile photo of majwhite
    majwhite Male 18-29
    250 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    18
    Genius
  79. Profile photo of cherushii
    cherushii Female 13-17
    99 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    i got 9 right.. I just barely made it into normal.
  80. Profile photo of zincyams
    zincyams Male 13-17
    260 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:46 pm
    Nine! Im stoooooopid
  81. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    17
  82. Profile photo of koondawg
    koondawg Male 18-29
    24 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    I took a test like this in school and still i sucked at it
  83. Profile photo of badhairbear
    badhairbear Female 18-29
    136 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:05 pm
    Would have been 100% had I known anything about baseball (didn`t even know the innings question referred to baseball until I read the forums... I assumed innings referred to cricket.. damn my Englishness!).

    But still, seen most of the questions before, I think the only one which was new to me was the President`s name, but that came at the end, and after answering those kinda questions for a few minutes, you quickly get into the swing of things.

  84. Profile photo of LPAkira
    LPAkira Male 13-17
    213 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    I have seen them before, but I still missed the outs in an inning and president one, I took it quite a while ago.
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    charmingman Male 18-29
    146 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    15, i could have got another couple but for stupid Americanisms.
  86. Profile photo of krazyfreak58
    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    245 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    5 lol

    couldn`t #12 be anything as long as one of them isn`t a nickel, i put 1 quarter, and 6 nickels, shouldn`t that be right? maybe im just reading the question wrong, or maybe in just dumb lol :-P

  87. Profile photo of Nintendohnut
    Nintendohnut Male 18-29
    111 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:18 pm
    Nah it says you only have two coins.
    I got 18/20, i was stupid about the days in a month one, and i had no idea about the innings one for british reasons (i thought they were talking about cricket too!) Other than that I worked some out but the majority ive heard before
  88. Profile photo of kennito
    kennito Male 30-39
    27 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
    A: 70.
    maybe I`m a moron...somebody explain to me how you divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 to get 70
  89. Profile photo of krazyfreak58
    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    245 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    omg, i cant believe i didnt see the `two` omg i am dumb!!
  90. Profile photo of kennito
    kennito Male 30-39
    27 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    oh wait..I get it divided by one half...which would turn it into multiplication....doooh!
  91. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    You Got: 7 Correct!

    # CORRECT RATING
    20-18 Genius
    17-16 Above Normal
    15-9 Normal
    8-7 Nincompoop
    6-4 Moron
    3-0 Idiot!

    Me a nincompoop

  92. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    shazbut no he wasnt Dwight Eisenhower was. Eisenhower was the president after World War 2 which ended in 1944. He had a full term so his term ended in 1952. therefore he was the president in 1950.
  93. Profile photo of m-a-e-
    m-a-e- Male 13-17
    42 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    Genius
  94. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    SOrry for the many posts but Pontroll I live in America and i know English money. The pound!
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    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    ok for gods sake engelbert get a friggen calculator. Lixa123 is right: 30x.5= 15. 30/.5=60. And if you still think your right, as i said get a calculator and check it.
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    smort Male 18-29
    127 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    The answer to the question about spelling BLOND in the BLOND quiz is a BLOND answer, which is kinda ironic :) Blond CAN be spelt blond, if it`s referring to a man. Blonde is just for the ladies. It`s one of the only words in the english language with different forms for boys and girlies. FACT. :P Brunette`s another, but men are normally described as brown-haired, rather than brunet.
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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    I got three wrong; the chess one, the pills one, and the ark one

    Ark one I thought was one, one animal of each sex, two sexes
    Pills is still 1 and a half hours, the pills obviously last half an hour if he takes them every half hour so the effect runs out, iuno
    The other one I had no clue <_<

  98. Profile photo of flarg
    flarg Male 13-17
    280 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    12 - normal
  99. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    "You f*cking moron. He can get buried wherever the f*ck he wants. I`m in Australia and I could get buried in France ffs."
    you moron, you didnt read what he said correctly. it is true that you CAN be buried alive in France, but once you get to france to be buried, you will be living in France.
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 5:03 pm
    ""The Pills one was wrong, by the way. The answer should be an hour and a half. You take the first one at 12, it lasts half an hour, you take another, that`s an hour gone by, then you take the third, which lasts another half an hour. So they were wrong that three pills last only an hour."

    Actually no, ten_10 - I missed that one too but I know where I went wrong. It doesn`t say how long the pills effect last, just how long the pills last. It`s one hour.

    People, stop trying to justify making dumb mistakes by questioning the validity of the questions. It just makes you look stubborn, on top of dumb."
    first off, dont act like youre so much better for not "making excuses". the questions OBVIOUSLY required one to think quite litterally, so explaining them quite literally is what we should be doing.
    second, the pill would last longer than an hour, assuming the pill acctually DOES something. sure you run out of pills, but the pill itself lasts some time

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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    i just wanna say i don`t wanna talk about that...jut know that i feel stupid...
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    Pompeius Male 13-17
    30 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 5:25 pm
    I Always fall for the moses one. GRRRR.
  103. Profile photo of Pompeius
    Pompeius Male 13-17
    30 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 5:26 pm
    oh yeah.... is there really a civil law in california that states that dead men cant marry? Because it seems like the laws of nature would take care of it.
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    I said the the "sister" was a nun. A reasonable answer, so I`m counting it. 100%.
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    Pompeius Male 13-17
    30 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    and for those saying the president one wasnt fair, the president is George W. Bush. Truman or Eisenhower or whoever is no longer the president, therefore the question does not apply to him.
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    birk_feed_me Male 18-29
    31 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    18/20.
    The match and the Ark got me
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    Sporx Female 13-17
    365 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    I got 15..
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    musicxjunkie Male 13-17
    28 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    i got a lot of them wrong.
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    Elizard Female 18-29
    68 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:00 pm
    "and for those saying the president one wasnt fair, the president is George W. Bush. Truman or Eisenhower or whoever is no longer the president, therefore the question does not apply to him."

    Ohhhh, I get it! That`s tricky. I got 19/20, that`s the one I got wrong. Thanks for explaining it

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    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:09 pm
    17 out of 20. I didn`t get the nickle one, or the one about the dog running into the woods.
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    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:10 pm
    ...Sorry for the double post, I got 18 out of twenty.
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    Cardinal998 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    20/20
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    DarkfireX Male 13-17
    70 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    Genious... and for all of you n00bs out there who b1tch about the anwers- YOU"RE WRONG!!! You`re n00bs- shut up and go be n00bs instead of just like trying to justify what you can`t
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    quedas Male 18-29
    163 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:27 pm
    Sertrbl - I think I made my point quite clear, but let`s make it clearer. Substitute pills for, I don`t know... cookies. The cookies last one hour, digesting them so you can eat another (I know, dumb example but bear with me) lasts longer, but that`s irrelevant. The question was how long the cookies last. They last one hour - The effect maybe longer. Got it?

    And could everybody stop trying to justify the "nun answer"? It didn`t say "A sister", it said "THE BEGGAR`S sister". Once again, unless he`s God, it doesn`t work.

    PS: and before anyone comes after me for the God remark, it`s a joke. I know it wouldn`t work with Him too.

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    ddr_coke21 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    i got 14....
    =]
    im normal!
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    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:54 pm
    oooo im above average. yay!
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    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 6:59 pm
    16/20 haha i got a better score than my brother and his friend who are in highschool and i`m in junior high lmao
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:22 pm
    I got 9/20
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    liniarc Male 18-29
    238 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    I got all of them correct... heard 19 out of 20 in middle school, the last one I heard in high school
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 7:50 pm
    retarded
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    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 8:50 pm
    i missed the match one but i did think of that as an answer but i decided to choose kerosene
    neway i got 7 right and im a nincompoop
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    gibsonsga73 Male 13-17
    268 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:01 pm
    19!!!!im a genius
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    HornsNHalos Female 13-17
    74 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    Yay. I`m a genius.
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    Yes, I cannot "lite" a match.
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    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 9:44 pm
    got a 13 technically, but should of been higher since: knowing who the president was in 1950 does not count as an "idiot question," just if you know your american history. i put "circular" for what are the coins, which is technically correct, since american coins are in fact circular. just didnt read the ark one, just saw ark and put 1. didnt even see the word "moses." other than that, i missed the checkers, bear, and pill one.
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    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:01 pm
    I got 15 right. Eh, that makes me not super attentive, but not a total dumbass.
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    "16/20 haha i got a better score than my brother and his friend who are in highschool and i`m in junior high lmao"
    no offence, but thats because younger kids usually take the low road and analize EVERY FREAKIN DETAIL and pick away at everything. youre an expert, and are used to it, while the others are used to thinking like a normal human being :-)
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    Musings Female 13-17
    19 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:32 pm
    20-18
    Genius

    I got nineteen.

    Would have been more, but I know NOTHING about baseball.

    And I live in America, all you "Americans are stupid" posters.

    ;D

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    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 10:55 pm
    CheeseMan1: Batman rules.

    Person mentioning polar bears.. they didn`t ask `what color is their skin`. They asked what color is the bear.. it appears white without actually MOVING FUR or SHAVING THE BEAR. ...

    Pills.. how long would the pills last? After you take the third pill? You`re out of pills. They lasted until you took them all.. an hour.

    ...ok, so I missed the Moses one. >XD Read it too fast.

    And I missed the President one.. but frankly, I don`t... know ... how that one `works`. Is it just a play on words like saying "What`s the President`s name.." and throwing an obscure prepositional phrase on the end? Wtf? Someone please explain to me, here... I don`t get how it can be taken any other way than looking for history records.

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    Musings Female 13-17
    19 posts
    January 24, 2007 at 11:01 pm
    The current president is George Bush. No matter what year it is, the current president`s name will always be George Bush.

    You just had to think about how they were trying to trick you.

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    clevebeat Female 18-29
    11 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 12:04 am
    got a 13 technically, but should of been higher since: knowing who the president was in 1950 does not count as an "idiot question," just if you know your american history.

    The question had nothing to do with history, as the above poster explained. I couldn`t figure it out myself, I knew it wasn`t a history question though. Still got it wrong.

    16/20, but I`ve seen most of these before.

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    damoo Male 18-29
    292 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 1:07 am
    18 teeheehee
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 4:37 am
    17- I`m ok with that.
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:43 am
    Yaaaay, I`m above average! Good enough for me! :-D
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    benjiXcore Female 13-17
    65 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 7:46 am
    easy as.
  136. Profile photo of astrophe
    astrophe Female 18-29
    24 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    I only got the baseball one and the moses one wrong. Therefore i am a genius
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    KimonoThief Male 18-29
    126 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:26 pm
    The pills one doesn`t give you enough information to solve the problem. It doesn`t tell you in the question that the person took the first pill immediately. I said 90 minutes because I guessed they would take the first pill 30 minutes after the doctor prescribed it. 18/20, btw.
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    renandstimpy Male 13-17
    13 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:07 pm
    ok now the pills one is stupid, i mean who takes a pill the moment that someone gets them? and i don`t give a poo about the american president one
  139. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
    A: The dog can only run half way into the woods. Then he is running out of the woods.

    that is such bs...

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    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:23 pm
    ^^^
    I got that one wrong too. I also got the President one wrong.
    18 out of 20. Not too shabby.
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    turkeyman Male 13-17
    379 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    18/20 WOO im really proud of myself
  142. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    I got eight out of twenty.
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    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    Yay! I`m a idiot.
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    Mark_Eagle Male 18-29
    41 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    I got 14. I missed 6, 9, 10, 15, 18, and 20.
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    shreder23 Male 18-29
    799 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 12:00 am
    the one with the beggar is typed wrong it says the woman is the beggar`s sister but in the explination it says the beggar is the woman`s sister HA!
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    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 12:12 am
    Should have came up with original questions, all these were old riddles as pointed out before.

    20/20

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    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 7:05 am
    OK, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW 30 DIVIDED BY HALF, THEN ADD 10, ENDS UP WITH 70?
  148. Profile photo of Amet45
    Amet45 Male 13-17
    158 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    19 score
    1-cause these questions are old and read them already somewhere else
    2-i would be a facking university student in the architecture carrer if i was an idiot
    3-the president one wasnt fair that doesnt say if u r a retard. the correcto answer should be Depends on what country you are talking about.
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    3R1N Female 13-17
    141 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 4:04 pm
    17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
    A: None. Moses didn`t take the ark. Noah did.

    i put exactly the same words as the answer, and i have never done this quiz before, scary
  150. Profile photo of byebyemoto
    byebyemoto Female 13-17
    345 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    How are we supposed to know about American currency in the UK?
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    gamer15 Female 13-17
    119 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 11:56 pm
    1.Do they have a 4th of July in England?
    A:Yes

    2.How many birthdays does the average man have?
    A:One.

    3.Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
    A:All 12 months have at least 28 days in them.

    4.A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar`s sister, but the beggar is not the woman`s brother. How come?
    A:The begger is her sister. Therefore, also a woman.

    5.Why can`t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
    A:He can`t be buried if he isn`t dead.

    6.How many outs are there in an inning?
    A:There are six outs in one inning. Three for each team.

    7.Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow`s sister? Why?
    A: No - because the man himself would be dead.

    8.Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
    A:The two men mentioned, are not playing each other.

    9.Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

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    gamer15 Female 13-17
    119 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 11:56 pm
    10.A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
    A:White. The house is at the North Pole, so it is a polar bear.

    11.If there are 3 apples, and you take away 2, how many do you have?
    A:You have 2 apples of course. You took them, you should have known that.

    12.I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
    A:50 cent piece and a nickel. (one is a nickel, the other is not)


    13.If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
    A:The match.

    14.How far can a dog run into the woods?
    A:The dog can only run half way into the woods. Then he is running out of the woods.

    15.A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
    A:1 hour. You take one as soon as you get

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    gamer15 Female 13-17
    119 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 11:57 pm

    16.A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
    A:9

    17.How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
    A:None. Moses didn`t take the ark. Noah did.

    18.A clerk in the butcher shop is 5` 10`` tall. What does he weigh?
    A:The butcher would weigh meat.

    19.How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
    A:There are 12 stamps to a standard dozen.

    20.What was the President`s name in 1950?
    A:The President`s name in 1950 happened to be the same as it is now. George W. Bush.

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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    16-Above normal
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    x_che_che Female 13-17
    17 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    I also got 16. =]
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    supa_ninja Female 13-17
    144 posts
    January 28, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    im just above normal , i guess thats an okee score for some one as young as me
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    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    January 29, 2007 at 11:15 am
    meh, i made a few mistakes...which caused me to get 17. w/e
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    Katie-Beth Female 18-29
    9 posts
    January 29, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    Stupid test. Really obvious trick questions, grammatical errors, and a man can`t have a widow.
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    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    February 4, 2007 at 11:19 am
    for the president i put truman...
    idk though
    i only got 10 right :-<
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    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    February 4, 2007 at 11:22 am
    George Herbert Walker Bush, the forty-first President of the United States (1989-1993)

    Harry S. Truman, the thirty-third President of the United States (1945-1953)


    so truman was president in 1950..am i missing something???

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    aqua_eyes Female 13-17
    19 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    how am i supposed to know all that american crap?
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    annabanna1 Female 13-17
    19 posts
    February 22, 2007 at 10:06 am
    I didn`t know any of the questions to do with America
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    BangYourDead Female 13-17
    158 posts
    February 25, 2007 at 12:26 am
    6\20 i am a moron
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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    March 29, 2007 at 9:48 pm
    18 :P
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    rika66 Female 13-17
    39 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    it says im a moron. no wonder everyone says tht 2 me...
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    rika66 Female 13-17
    39 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    lol i took the blonde test after and im 20%
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    pudsey123 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    April 10, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    crap only 6, im a moron
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    Elphie_1989 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    April 29, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    Missed 2 of them - the one about baseball and the other about the President... which given that I`m not American is hardly surprising...
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    Lixi Female 18-29
    18 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    I got stuck on the ones that were about american currency and presidents as i am not american i had no idea about cents and dollars part from that i got everything right
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    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    August 3, 2007 at 4:48 pm
    18/20, genius :) but i think ive done this before
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    December 29, 2007 at 9:15 am
    I got 18 :) The President question (#20) sucked because it can correctly be read two ways, so it`s just a cheap cheat.
    Missed the coin question too.
    Luckily I knew in advance these were deliberatly tricky questions and thought them through to see the twisted answer.
    *snort!* he weighs his meat...
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    monkeyman828 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    19/20. missed the pill one.
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    crissluvr43 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    im an effing genious bitch... 20/20
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