How to Read Body Language

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Funny

Now you can finally understand what people are saying with their body language.
There are 112 comments:
Male 242
Uh...dude...

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Female 14
lol!!
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Female 241
Okay. )-|

Nice sweaty armpits he has there...Lol.

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Female 3
the ending was funny
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Female 98
who cares??
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Female 140
SWEAT CIRCLES!
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Female 152
pretty funnyyy!!
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Male 49
ewwwww that guys needs deodorant....badly
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Female 1,944
yeah devi i saw those sweat circles!
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Female 4
90 seconds of my life I will never get back!
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Male 302
Wow that was great. wtf link of the day.
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Female 4
bum hole
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Male 236
repost??!!
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Male 78
100 comment!
i knwo it`s supposed to be funny but its just not
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Male 170
I have power in my pelvis?
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Male 701
i actualy thought it was serious for a bit...yeah.... iuhoh?
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Male 157
`I HAVE NO WEAPON`

I like that.

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Female 94
oh my god i thought that was hilarious
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Female 105
"Did anyone notice the sweat rings on that dude...man!"

Yes that was disgusting!

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Male 1,263
Lmao

"I have Power in my Pelvis"

lol who new learning body language was so complicated? XD

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Male 348
btw bianch how is it photoshopped if it is a video?
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Male 250
"my genitals are uavalible" please leave a message after the skeet.
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Male 348
hello. or should i say "i have no weapon" ?
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Female 52
Wow...That was pretty interesting...
"My boombom is unavailable."
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Male 160
i though that was well funny
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Female 430
Fake or what?
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Female 18
Was that a stoner movie?

*my boomboom is unavailable*

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Male 316
I have power in my pelvis?

My genitals are unavailable!?

AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA H A HA HA HA

Sorry, I found it slightly amusing =)

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Male 779
Thats funny as hell.

And the first guy has sweaty armpits... Nervous much?

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Male 96
Even though that was obviously fake and meant to be funny, There were alot of things that made sense and a couple that I`ve even read in a real book about body language.
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Female 606
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!

sorry, someone has to say it.

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Male 1,425
whoa, it all makes sense to me now! loved the pwnage at the end, he got pimp smacked! thats gotta suck...haha lmao rofl lol etc etc.
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Male 53
I wonder why I found that so freaking hilarious, its not even funny. But i cracked up through the whole thing...
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Female 655
my genitals are unavailable
AND my boomboom
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Female 181
What the hell? Is this even real?
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Male 2,519
*raises hands*
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Female 123
Waaayyyy to long and not that funny. Except for "My bum-bum is not available."
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Male 957
this is the most retarded crap ever!!! DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 268
i have no weapon. that was really retarded.
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Female 444
umm i didn`t find this amuseing
How come we only got 3 links today? There all stupid boring :-/
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Male 1,521
Oh Man that was just so STUPID and boring.
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Female 458
"Or more simply, Ionno." *snicker* This has to be a joke. This is just so odd.
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Female 2,552
"I am dangerously insane."
Hahaha.
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Female 681
Wowie...
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Male 48
that was actually pretty funny
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Male 813
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, Get outa heeerreee.
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Male 379
Lmao "my genitals are not availible"
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Female 1,070
I amm.... DANGEROUSLY INSANE!! o_0!!

the Oh My God one was a bit too... excessive(?)

funny shyt tho lol

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Female 422
I know that it`s exagherated but the "get outa here" kinda looked like a bow.
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Male 1,866
haha,
he is stimulating his thinker.
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Male 64
Get outta here!
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Female 486
Haha...that was really funny. Very exaggerated body language.
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Female 1,596
Anyone noticed the clothing style, seemed a bit odd to me.
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Female 171
What`s there to get? It`s a parody.

Oh me god.

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Male 1,149
Omg, Classic!
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Male 14
This was not funny. I`m sorry, I just don`t get it. Other than, "my genitals are not available". Genital jokes are always funny.
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Male 170
...?
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Female 160
wasnt funny at all........wow.
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Male 623
SWEEEETTTTTYYYY
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Female 159
"My genitals are... DING!... unavailable" HA HA HA! I thought that was so funny... along with "Oh... my... god... OH my god! :D"
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Male 724
I unno xD
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Female 184
I am dangerously insane. :3 That was very amusing.
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Female 43
8-D
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Female 43
:-o
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Male 703
serously is this a joke... i still don`t know
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Female 1,134
HAHAHAHA funny!!!!!!
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Male 1,364
i have a weapon
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Female 157
i do not have a weapon...
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Female 46
i actually tried to get that on the website. i guess you got it on first! lol thx! woo! i dunno how many posts this was but woo! thx- emilybff
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Female 354
I think "I have no weapon" accompanied by a wave will be my new greeting.
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Male 896
Ha ha ha, I am angry!

but my favorite has to be you are free to imagine what it would be like to be horizontal with me or my boom boom is unavailable.

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Female 1,784
hahaha that was very funny. At first I thought it was real lol
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Male 315
That could have been a lot better if it was actually real, rather than a parody.
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Female 306
sweaty. sorry.
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Female 306
the guy laying in the bed was sooooooo sweating.

i`m stimulating my thinker.

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Female 600
Wow, I was afraid that would be serious. I think it was a funny interpretation of body language that we all use everyday. Ok very exaggerated body language.
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Female 375
I am dangerously insane!
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Female 447
Is that what that was? I thought they were pit stains! LMAO!
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Female 254
Oh.. oh my.
Did anyone notice the armpit-pads on one of the first guys?
Vid-ucate is my new favorite word.
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Male 431
Haha, I thought it was going to be serious though.
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Female 447
It`s fascinating to me how people give additional meaning and interpretation to things. This is the same way people supposedly analyze handwriting and the like. There are some sound principals in body language, but it ought not be interpreted like sign language. Body language predates spoken word, so it`s ludacris to assign wording to it.

Another example of overinterpretation: The Beatles. You know that song that starts, "I Can`t Believe the New Today"? People gave that song great poetic meaning, calling it a brilliant critique on society`s malfunctions. In reality, this was the Beatles experiment to see if they could turn nonsense into a song (i.e. yellow submarine). The lyrics are literally taken from one day`s headlines with a little bit of prose thrown in for good measure.

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Female 221
*lol* I loved that one... "My genitals are unavailable..."
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Male 312
whoa, Jaydeejj, I think your avatar ROCKS!
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Female 713
If you really think about a few of those like the Oh My Fod one, it really is true. Same with some of the weird head tilts!
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Male 943
lol wtf... no one is that obvious with their body language
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Male 280
"I don`t have a weapon."
"I have a weapon"
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Female 112
heh that ending scene was nice.
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Female 407
kinda funny. got boring though.
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Male 619
I agree with goldfish
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Male 732
Of course, they were the joke!
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Female 1,496
Did anyone notice the sweat rings on that dude...man!
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Female 426
that was gay...I want the wasted two minutes of my life back, please.
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Male 732
Oh my god, that was awesome!
"My genitals are unavailable!"
"I have power in my pelvis!"

The last one is especially good!
I have to remember that one!
"I have power in my pelvis!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

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Male 160
Nice parody, but where are tapes 1-4
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Male 991
That was funny. :->

"I am.....angry" "My boomboom is unavailable."

ahahaha.

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Male 1,217
oh my god. ho my god.

THAT WAS HILARIOUSLY TRUE. very well put together.

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Female 1,228
That was the funniest thing I have seen all day! Im wondering if that tape was really shown to people on a serious level!
Hahahahahaha
"I am dangerously insane!"
Hahahaha
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Female 114
whay tht was jstfunny
insane (Y)
Power to my pelvis (Y)
OMg

lol
tbh wasted 6mins on body lanuage :? ;-/

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Male 606
was this for real...im stupified
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Female 795
I cant wait for tape 6 ;)
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Male 366
"my boombom is unavailable."
"i am dangerously insane."

lol, my favourites.

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Male 383
this could also have been called ur WTF LINK OF THE DAY!
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Female 103
"In the anterior tense, i am dangerously insane."
ahahahahahahahaaahaa! :-)
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Male 22
Heh.. is it not just ever-so-slightly weird that when the people made an expression, it stuck until the next one?
The woman in the blue dress kind of shows this best :P
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Female 173
Haha... "I have power in my pelvis."
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Male 609
meh.. cut out too short and .. my gentals are unavailable? wtf
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Female 152
I`m not going to lie...I thought that was wonderful!

Of course that could have something to do with the fact that I`ve had no sleep...I`ll find almost anything funny at this point.

"my genitals are not available"

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Male 4,246
I have nothing to say because my speaking orifice is distorted.

Except: HAAAAAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

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Female 1,211
woot no..

That guys voice annoyed me.

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Male 20
woot 1st
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Male 77
umm.... )-|
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Male 10,115
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