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Date: 01/03/07 02:07 AM

77 Responses to How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend

  1. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 9:12 pm
    Link: How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend - Some good tips here.
  2. Profile photo of brittbrat123
    brittbrat123 Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 2:14 am
    that was a lot to remember at two in the morning...
  3. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2007 at 2:21 am
    lol
  4. Profile photo of ladydarkwind
    ladydarkwind Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 2:48 am
    always remember the beer, or in my exs case usually the hard liquer.
  5. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 3:16 am
    i know i`ve spent countless hours measuring things. im not joking, i just added a room on to my house.
  6. Profile photo of Jagjamin
    Jagjamin Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 3:30 am
    Yeah, that`s about accurate.

    And Jebler, we just tore down the walls in two rooms (Got rid of the dead birds, 8 total) put batts in, re-jibbed, wallpapered, added power sockets, etc. etc.

    Aren`t we both manly men :p

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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2007 at 3:47 am
    Did they say put out? Did they miss the most important part? I know they said what to do if your not in the mood but what about putting out?!

    btw, put out.

    NeonCarrot

    PS: put out

  8. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 4:02 am

    I`m going to leave this one alone.. I like her voice, though!
  9. Profile photo of ColdChaos
    ColdChaos Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 4:11 am
    I think i will leave this on my pc and let my wife find it and see what changes XD
  10. Profile photo of kaybublz
    kaybublz Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 4:19 am
    thats too funny lol
  11. Profile photo of Nick_13
    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    395 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 4:28 am
    lol, no lie, i really was laughing out loud!
  12. Profile photo of supa_gal
    supa_gal Female 13-17
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    January 3, 2007 at 4:50 am
    "That`s not an omlette, but it`s got eggs in it, doesn`t it?"
    Oh so true. My dad can`t cook to save his life. My mum nags though, or else we would all die of food poisoning.
  13. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 5:45 am
    well some of the things are true, but on the other hand evolution didn`t eliminate all those behaviours so this tells us that they are not detrimental for reproduction so why change?
  14. Profile photo of Moenkie
    Moenkie Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 5:47 am
    Thing about beer, 100% true.
  15. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 6:05 am
    "Disctract him with beer"

    LOL

  16. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
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    January 3, 2007 at 6:12 am
    This should be shown in Human Sexuality & Sex Ed classes the world over.
    This could very well bring world peace.
  17. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 6:31 am
    Interesting that they got almost EVERYTHING right! The two things that I sway on are the "time with friends" (Seeing as how since I was young, male activities DO NOT include "measuring" things but rather going to Strip clubs or watching pornographic movies together) The way I handle this one is I say, "Have you friend over! I`ll make you BOTH dinner and desert! You can play video games, and talk and I`ll go upstairs and read a book" that way he feels like he has "Space"/"Friend time" but, he also thinks I`m an "amazing" gf for the consideration of feeding "him" and "his friend" a special treat. I also wouldn`t know about the sex so... "shrug" ... my bf doesn`t drink beer. So, I`ll guess those things will be known after marriage. hAHA
  18. Profile photo of DevilGirlKim
    DevilGirlKim Female 13-17
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    January 3, 2007 at 6:36 am
    lol, i cant say ive ever seen my bf "hunting" but it would be funny.
    the bit about measuring had me laughing, i dnt no y!
  19. Profile photo of Volaverunt
    Volaverunt Male 13-17
    160 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 7:01 am
    hahahaa, this explains many things :p
  20. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 7:10 am
    a few of those can be applied to children aswell- such as the rewarding for making an effort even if the outcome is crap.

    i thought this would be patronising to women, but it`s the otherway round, so it was fun.

  21. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 7:18 am
    The perfect gf is not a plastic doll?!? NOOOOOOO!!!
  22. Profile photo of Immigrant
    Immigrant Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 7:22 am
    He may apear to be grumpy, have flared nostrils, and appears to be hunting things

    lmao

  23. Profile photo of lorddalvidii
    lorddalvidii Male 13-17
    285 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 8:18 am
    "may apear to be hunting"

    it`s so true, but you must always rememebr, NEVER EVER take advise about a man from a woman (and vice versa, i guess) they realy do have no idea about our needs...

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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 8:22 am
    Hehehe, I like the bedroom advise!
  25. Profile photo of knox124
    knox124 Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2007 at 8:28 am
    lol if you arnt in the mood for sex just distract him with beer lol loved that part. demeaning on both parts though. but still funny
  26. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2007 at 8:41 am
    i litterally lol`ed even though this whas PERFECTLY accurate
    hahahaha
  27. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 8:42 am
    "Symptoms that he is hungry can include Grumpiness, Flared Nostrils And he may appear to be Hunting"

    "(...) Male Activities such as growling, Fighting and measuring things"

    These are so true.
    Sarah Coyle is really somthing.

  28. Profile photo of anime_chic
    anime_chic Female 18-29
    107 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 8:44 am
    lol that vid is so true! Whenever my b/f gets hungry...that happens!!! (well i`ve not seen him hunting near the fridge yet thou....) and he feels the need to explain to me about cars and their engines, or planes and their engines, or just engines...
  29. Profile photo of Lynn_19
    Lynn_19 Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 9:41 am
    That is adorable. :-)
  30. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 10:21 am
    lol "Distract him with beer"
  31. Profile photo of yaoninja
    yaoninja Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2007 at 10:40 am
    i think this has less steps that the proper boyfriend video
  32. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 11:24 am
    Funny.
    I can`t believe I`m the first to mention this but...
    The girl was pretty.
  33. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 11:38 am
    i actually laughed so hard in that video

    and its so so true

    especially about the beer :) and the explaining things. guys feel really clever when they explain the offside rule, i think everyone of my bfs have explained that and feelt good about themselves, and then they shut up :)

  34. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 11:39 am
    these couple make me laugh but they are making me bored!
  35. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 11:40 am
    actually i take the bit about the beer back. it would take alot to distract my bf away from sex, i dont think beer would do it :(
  36. Profile photo of phatzoma
    phatzoma Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 11:45 am
    I distract myself with beer...
  37. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 12:58 pm
    lol probably after putting out the most important points are , Feed them, and Nagging is not sexy.
  38. Profile photo of southpaw101
    southpaw101 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    that was pretty funny and actually quite true
  39. Profile photo of wolkanne
    wolkanne Male 30-39
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    January 3, 2007 at 1:55 pm
    that was pretty funny lol
  40. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    Personally I don`t find beer all that attractive. The best beer I had was German, and is quite possibly the only beer I`d consider drinking for any length of time.

    I don`t consider this video very accurate but it is humorous, as was its intent. How about a video for the more sophisticated man?

  41. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
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    January 3, 2007 at 3:25 pm
    "Where he will do male activities like growling, fighting, and measuring things." AHAHAHAH!!!
  42. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    "measuring things."
    lol
    I nearly choked on my lolly there.
  43. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    rofl, this makes men seem so inferior

    at times, thats true, lol

  44. Profile photo of 23scadu
    23scadu Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    Tis truth is tis!
  45. Profile photo of a_sloth_is
    a_sloth_is Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    Sadly, that makes me think of me and my girlfriend... lol
  46. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    summarizes it pretty well...
    4/4
  47. Profile photo of Preposterous
    Preposterous Female 13-17
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    January 3, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    Oh god, this was hilarious.

    I actually have witnessed boyfriends "hunt". They pretty much just stalk around your kitchen and pantry and the rest of the house in search of a stray bag of chips or something.

    I love how he dives after the beer xD

  48. Profile photo of Armon7
    Armon7 Male 13-17
    51 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    it`s so true :)
  49. Profile photo of guacamolelol
    guacamolelol Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    lol
  50. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 5:33 pm
    Very good. A little exaggerated, but true. :)
  51. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    meh

  52. Profile photo of ac4891
    ac4891 Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    not sexist at all...............
  53. Profile photo of thesupreme1
    thesupreme1 Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    Lol.....
    PERFECT

    Sadly beer won`t work on me, I hate beer....

  54. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 6:23 pm
    ok... now let us see "How To Be The Perfect Boyfriend" -___-`` I know quite a lot people who sould see that...
  55. Profile photo of 851kidd
    851kidd Female 18-29
    6 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    I love this one! the girl is pretty hot. the guy is SSSOOOO funny! more please! I like to measure things to . . . one time me and my friend Brett spent a good half hour measuring stuff at a ospital waiting for his mum. it was great fun but strange bbecause I carried 2 mini tape measures in my purse . . . they, they are useful!
  56. Profile photo of Nick_13
    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    395 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 7:39 pm
    Mbirdgurl

    http://www.videojug.com/category/leisure...

  57. Profile photo of SweepOfDeath
    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    that guy was freaking hilarious lol... but i wish i had a girlfriend to distract me with beer...
  58. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    take notes ladies!
  59. Profile photo of Harvy
    Harvy Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2007 at 2:02 am
    Wednesday, January 03, 2007 9:26:34 PM
    that guy was freaking hilarious lol... but i wish i had a girlfriend to distract me with beer...

    join the club, we got jackets

  60. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2007 at 3:40 am
    I`m trying to be offended but I can`t `cause it`s too funny and accurate! <growls>
  61. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    January 4, 2007 at 4:26 am
    i thought it would be bad at first, but it was pretty entertaining
    the hunting, measuring, and beer parts had to be the best
    and the facial expressions too on the guy --- classic
    may be 3 pages late but lol @ lolakitty
    i agree.
  62. Profile photo of 1QUEEN1
    1QUEEN1 Female 13-17
    72 posts
    January 4, 2007 at 7:47 am
    If you don`t want to put out; just pull out beer from nowhere and throw it for him to fetch. YAY
  63. Profile photo of CptObvious
    CptObvious Male 13-17
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    January 4, 2007 at 5:26 pm
    I laughed at explaining the offside rule.
  64. Profile photo of kirby_rules
    kirby_rules Male 13-17
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    January 4, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    Your kidding....
  65. Profile photo of mrowr
    mrowr Female 13-17
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    January 4, 2007 at 7:26 pm
    Once my boyfriend told me to hunt something since I was hungry.
    So I tried.
    And he asked what I was doing.
    So I told him.
    I was trying to catch a squirrel.
    ...
    During school.
  66. Profile photo of beernotbombs
    beernotbombs Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    "I don`t consider this video very accurate but it is humorous, as was its intent. How about a video for the more sophisticated man?"
    what, for fags? just to be fair fags like us , cause i dont know the offside rule, i must not be very masculine. maybe I`m a gay man who just likes pussy...(not a metro mind you).

    everything about this video rang true to me
    except for, the knowing the offside rule,I like to explain things though

    And I`m in love with the girl in the video. i want to, club her, drag her back to the cave and ravage her every orifice with my rooster

  67. Profile photo of beernotbombs
    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    January 5, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    rooster he he

    here`s a link I found ridiculous telling me how to be a "real" man
    http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2006/11/29...

  68. Profile photo of tunana
    tunana Male 13-17
    50 posts
    January 5, 2007 at 8:47 pm
    HEY! HEY!... NO.... NO... HEY!... NOOO
  69. Profile photo of BrittyxPoo
    BrittyxPoo Female 13-17
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    January 6, 2007 at 1:56 am
    I love her voice !
  70. Profile photo of chaosgirl
    chaosgirl Female 13-17
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    January 6, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    Holy poo, I do all of that...^^ I don`t distract him with beer if I`m not in the mood...I`ll just give him a massage until he`s asleep and by the time he wakes up I`m alaready asleep as well, so he`ll just wank off or go back to bed...^^
  71. Profile photo of dkstudios
    dkstudios Male 18-29
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    January 7, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    Justin: The sad part is some men really act like that...
    James:XD actually,that is quite true.
  72. Profile photo of Engrish
    Engrish Female 18-29
    6 posts
    January 10, 2007 at 8:23 pm
    This was cute!
  73. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
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    January 23, 2007 at 8:49 am
    some good tips.
    he may appear to be hunting.
    i`ll have to look out for that one, i will be aware of long spear looking objects.
  74. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
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    January 27, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    That was kinda dumb... but whatever! :-D
  75. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2007 at 6:25 am
    orange county, ca bimbos dont follow these rules!!!! no wonder i hate them so!

    i want the next plane to europe!!! thats where all the fine lasses are! woohoo

  76. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 11:56 am
    just throw the beer any were
    let them measure things
    never put out (ewwwwww!!)
    GOT IT
  77. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
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    June 3, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    AHH!

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