How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend

Submitted by: Pikachu42 10 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.videojug.com/player/videoJugPlayer.swf?id=0428efb6-c039-e254-e478-ff0008c8e85c
Some good tips here.
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Female 365
AHH!
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Female 224
just throw the beer any were
let them measure things
never put out (ewwwwww!!)
GOT IT
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Male 957
orange county, ca bimbos dont follow these rules!!!! no wonder i hate them so!

i want the next plane to europe!!! thats where all the fine lasses are! woohoo

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Female 681
That was kinda dumb... but whatever! :-D
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Female 1,228
some good tips.
he may appear to be hunting.
i`ll have to look out for that one, i will be aware of long spear looking objects.
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Female 6
This was cute!
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Male 130
Justin: The sad part is some men really act like that...
James:XD actually,that is quite true.
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Female 169
Holy poo, I do all of that...^^ I don`t distract him with beer if I`m not in the mood...I`ll just give him a massage until he`s asleep and by the time he wakes up I`m alaready asleep as well, so he`ll just wank off or go back to bed...^^
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Female 30
I love her voice !
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Male 50
HEY! HEY!... NO.... NO... HEY!... NOOO
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Male 144
rooster he he

here`s a link I found ridiculous telling me how to be a "real" man
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2006/11/29...

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Male 144
"I don`t consider this video very accurate but it is humorous, as was its intent. How about a video for the more sophisticated man?"
what, for fags? just to be fair fags like us , cause i dont know the offside rule, i must not be very masculine. maybe I`m a gay man who just likes pussy...(not a metro mind you).

everything about this video rang true to me
except for, the knowing the offside rule,I like to explain things though

And I`m in love with the girl in the video. i want to, club her, drag her back to the cave and ravage her every orifice with my rooster

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Female 44
Once my boyfriend told me to hunt something since I was hungry.
So I tried.
And he asked what I was doing.
So I told him.
I was trying to catch a squirrel.
...
During school.
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Male 280
Your kidding....
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Male 285
I laughed at explaining the offside rule.
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Female 72
If you don`t want to put out; just pull out beer from nowhere and throw it for him to fetch. YAY
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Male 810
i thought it would be bad at first, but it was pretty entertaining
the hunting, measuring, and beer parts had to be the best
and the facial expressions too on the guy --- classic
may be 3 pages late but lol @ lolakitty
i agree.
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Male 4,246
I`m trying to be offended but I can`t `cause it`s too funny and accurate! <growls>
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Male 33
Wednesday, January 03, 2007 9:26:34 PM
that guy was freaking hilarious lol... but i wish i had a girlfriend to distract me with beer...

join the club, we got jackets

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Male 522
take notes ladies!
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Male 938
that guy was freaking hilarious lol... but i wish i had a girlfriend to distract me with beer...
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Male 395
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Female 6
I love this one! the girl is pretty hot. the guy is SSSOOOO funny! more please! I like to measure things to . . . one time me and my friend Brett spent a good half hour measuring stuff at a ospital waiting for his mum. it was great fun but strange bbecause I carried 2 mini tape measures in my purse . . . they, they are useful!
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Female 920
ok... now let us see "How To Be The Perfect Boyfriend" -___-`` I know quite a lot people who sould see that...
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Male 148
Lol.....
PERFECT

Sadly beer won`t work on me, I hate beer....

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Female 4
not sexist at all...............
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Male 2,510
meh

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Female 670
Very good. A little exaggerated, but true. :)
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Male 74
lol
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Male 51
it`s so true :)
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Female 35
Oh god, this was hilarious.

I actually have witnessed boyfriends "hunt". They pretty much just stalk around your kitchen and pantry and the rest of the house in search of a stray bag of chips or something.

I love how he dives after the beer xD

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Male 1,866
summarizes it pretty well...
4/4
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Male 50
Sadly, that makes me think of me and my girlfriend... lol
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Male 274
Tis truth is tis!
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Female 582
rofl, this makes men seem so inferior

at times, thats true, lol

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Female 878
"measuring things."
lol
I nearly choked on my lolly there.
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Female 1,065
"Where he will do male activities like growling, fighting, and measuring things." AHAHAHAH!!!
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Male 2,600
Personally I don`t find beer all that attractive. The best beer I had was German, and is quite possibly the only beer I`d consider drinking for any length of time.

I don`t consider this video very accurate but it is humorous, as was its intent. How about a video for the more sophisticated man?

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Male 226
that was pretty funny lol
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Male 160
that was pretty funny and actually quite true
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Male 1,083
lol probably after putting out the most important points are , Feed them, and Nagging is not sexy.
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Male 312
I distract myself with beer...
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Female 3,001
actually i take the bit about the beer back. it would take alot to distract my bf away from sex, i dont think beer would do it :(
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Male 3,619
these couple make me laugh but they are making me bored!
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Female 3,001
i actually laughed so hard in that video

and its so so true

especially about the beer :) and the explaining things. guys feel really clever when they explain the offside rule, i think everyone of my bfs have explained that and feelt good about themselves, and then they shut up :)

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Female 408
Funny.
I can`t believe I`m the first to mention this but...
The girl was pretty.
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Male 90
i think this has less steps that the proper boyfriend video
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Female 1,944
lol "Distract him with beer"
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Female 200
That is adorable. :-)
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Female 107
lol that vid is so true! Whenever my b/f gets hungry...that happens!!! (well i`ve not seen him hunting near the fridge yet thou....) and he feels the need to explain to me about cars and their engines, or planes and their engines, or just engines...
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Male 2,576
"Symptoms that he is hungry can include Grumpiness, Flared Nostrils And he may appear to be Hunting"

"(...) Male Activities such as growling, Fighting and measuring things"

These are so true.
Sarah Coyle is really somthing.

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Male 731
i litterally lol`ed even though this whas PERFECTLY accurate
hahahaha
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Male 23
lol if you arnt in the mood for sex just distract him with beer lol loved that part. demeaning on both parts though. but still funny
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Female 811
Hehehe, I like the bedroom advise!
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Male 285
"may apear to be hunting"

it`s so true, but you must always rememebr, NEVER EVER take advise about a man from a woman (and vice versa, i guess) they realy do have no idea about our needs...

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Male 195
He may apear to be grumpy, have flared nostrils, and appears to be hunting things

lmao

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Male 732
The perfect gf is not a plastic doll?!? NOOOOOOO!!!
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Female 882
a few of those can be applied to children aswell- such as the rewarding for making an effort even if the outcome is crap.

i thought this would be patronising to women, but it`s the otherway round, so it was fun.

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Male 160
hahahaa, this explains many things :p
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Female 79
lol, i cant say ive ever seen my bf "hunting" but it would be funny.
the bit about measuring had me laughing, i dnt no y!
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Female 648
Interesting that they got almost EVERYTHING right! The two things that I sway on are the "time with friends" (Seeing as how since I was young, male activities DO NOT include "measuring" things but rather going to Strip clubs or watching pornographic movies together) The way I handle this one is I say, "Have you friend over! I`ll make you BOTH dinner and desert! You can play video games, and talk and I`ll go upstairs and read a book" that way he feels like he has "Space"/"Friend time" but, he also thinks I`m an "amazing" gf for the consideration of feeding "him" and "his friend" a special treat. I also wouldn`t know about the sex so... "shrug" ... my bf doesn`t drink beer. So, I`ll guess those things will be known after marriage. hAHA
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Female 1,972
This should be shown in Human Sexuality & Sex Ed classes the world over.
This could very well bring world peace.
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Female 2,220
"Disctract him with beer"

LOL

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Male 312
Thing about beer, 100% true.
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Male 357
well some of the things are true, but on the other hand evolution didn`t eliminate all those behaviours so this tells us that they are not detrimental for reproduction so why change?
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Female 114
"That`s not an omlette, but it`s got eggs in it, doesn`t it?"
Oh so true. My dad can`t cook to save his life. My mum nags though, or else we would all die of food poisoning.
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Male 395
lol, no lie, i really was laughing out loud!
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Female 340
thats too funny lol
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Male 61
I think i will leave this on my pc and let my wife find it and see what changes XD
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Male 1,647

I`m going to leave this one alone.. I like her voice, though!
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Male 1,496
Did they say put out? Did they miss the most important part? I know they said what to do if your not in the mood but what about putting out?!

btw, put out.

NeonCarrot

PS: put out

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Male 173
Yeah, that`s about accurate.

And Jebler, we just tore down the walls in two rooms (Got rid of the dead birds, 8 total) put batts in, re-jibbed, wallpapered, added power sockets, etc. etc.

Aren`t we both manly men :p

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Male 1,142
i know i`ve spent countless hours measuring things. im not joking, i just added a room on to my house.
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Female 106
always remember the beer, or in my exs case usually the hard liquer.
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Male 2,567
lol
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Female 199
that was a lot to remember at two in the morning...
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Female 1,492
Link: How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend [Rate Link] - Some good tips here.
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