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Date: 01/16/07 02:08 AM

85 Responses to How to be Hardcore

  1. Profile photo of MissRainboot
    MissRainboot Female 13-17
    24 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 12:06 am
    Link: How to be Hardcore - In case you ever wondered.
  2. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 2:26 am
    :|
  3. Profile photo of Rammstein221
    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 2:30 am
    This guy wouldn`t know hardcore if he shoved it up his ass and then it bit him on the dick.

    He wasn`t even making fun of hardcore well, there`s so much more you can do with that joke.

  4. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 2:34 am
    lol? ill give it a 3 cause of the kids spirit. kinda funny.
  5. Profile photo of firebird37
    firebird37 Female 13-17
    329 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 3:04 am
    lol I liked it. And the guy was cute :)
    The fanny pack was wierd though...
  6. Profile photo of Spriggan666
    Spriggan666 Male 18-29
    242 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 3:11 am
    a thousand more reasons on why i want to kill hardcore kids...at least castrate them, at the very least
  7. Profile photo of annabnanna
    annabnanna Female 13-17
    18 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 3:20 am
    ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh my god...that guy was crazy, and was that his real accent???? lol if not...Why? the crazy dutch accent...I`m hardcore and I don`t have a dutch accent :P
  8. Profile photo of archinimous
    archinimous Male 18-29
    83 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 3:44 am
    WTF is this schit?
  9. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 4:02 am

    Fabio meets Ah-nold.. ((You know, the governator?))

    I laughed. I want to know where he got all those props from and what he was on, though. I want some.

  10. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 4:09 am
    how to be gay and annoying
  11. Profile photo of Delfette
    Delfette Female 18-29
    173 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 4:52 am
    I feel sorry for that guy.
  12. Profile photo of bubba_gum
    bubba_gum Male 13-17
    278 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 5:31 am
    hahaahahahaaaahahahahhaaha im sorry it is 4:30 am here and that is really funny right now xDDDDDDDDDD
  13. Profile photo of Dodo-
    Dodo- Male 18-29
    144 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 6:09 am
    the accent is austrian / german like schwarzenegger

    Oh well as long as theyre having fun.

  14. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 6:11 am
    I found that really funny, and the guy was really cute.Although not too sureabout the bandana?
  15. Profile photo of rawr_noozle
    rawr_noozle Female 18-29
    211 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 6:30 am
    That was very very annoying. I guess it was just the way he was like, half-screaming everything and repeating himself.

    That kid looked like a blond version of the main kid from Dazed and Confused.

  16. Profile photo of Can_of_Beans
    Can_of_Beans Female 13-17
    106 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 6:38 am
    Wow that guy needs to get out more! If I could i`d kick that guy in the nuts but wearing them "tight" jeans i don`t think he has none! :|
  17. Profile photo of psychonun
    psychonun Female 13-17
    37 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 7:25 am
    He mixed up hardcore with a 1000 different things..wtf was that on about.freak :D
  18. Profile photo of Shipduck
    Shipduck Female 18-29
    78 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 7:34 am
    I wish people would stop with the fake, obviously Borat-inspired accents!
  19. Profile photo of sheeeeps
    sheeeeps Female 13-17
    429 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 8:05 am
    ow
    that hurts
    apendix
    rupturing
    must
    stop
    laughing
    xDDDDD
  20. Profile photo of sheeeeps
    sheeeeps Female 13-17
    429 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 8:07 am
    a thousand more reasons on why i want to kill hardcore kids...at least castrate them, at the very least

    xxx

    Thats why they wear the TIGHT PAAANTS!
    So you cannot get at them.

  21. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 8:10 am
    what the heck thats a bad accent, eurofags
  22. Profile photo of WhiteeWolf
    WhiteeWolf Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 8:11 am
    i think he has confused his sexuality..
    also not very funny just weird really weird
  23. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 9:24 am
    I would also like to say that this is bootielicious of the Snoop Dogg kind.
  24. Profile photo of Venis
    Venis Female 18-29
    53 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 9:24 am
    I think I can show him how to be hardcore...

    not in the way he was describing though. }-)

  25. Profile photo of pearljam0307
    pearljam0307 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 10:16 am
    when he said two sizes too small he sounded like adam sandler
  26. Profile photo of wolkanne
    wolkanne Male 30-39
    226 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 10:29 am
    :-D i love germinish amarican : i kill hanimals cause im haarrdcorrrr he just asking to get mugged and did you noticed he was laughing?????
  27. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 10:37 am
    uhhhh wtf, not funny
  28. Profile photo of WistfulEarth
    WistfulEarth Female 18-29
    163 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    Entertaining. That dinosaur fannypack cracked me up.
  29. Profile photo of kleinPB
    kleinPB Female 18-29
    105 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    um..i think he is no german..i`m from germany and i think we don`t say "hanimals"...i think he is svedish or something like that..but not german.
  30. Profile photo of M3ntal1313
    M3ntal1313 Male 18-29
    449 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    Hahaha i loved it. Yall are haterz. Guns knives hearts blood.
  31. Profile photo of Markle
    Markle Male 13-17
    54 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 1:49 pm
    That was not funny at al. It was just annoying. This kid is going to get beat up.
  32. Profile photo of Drones
    Drones Male 18-29
    68 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 1:57 pm
    It had some parts that were funny. But not that funny.
  33. Profile photo of kaybublz
    kaybublz Female 18-29
    341 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    you know some hXc kid from his neighborhood is gonna see this vid and kick his water lovin` ass.
  34. Profile photo of Nick_13
    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    394 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    I tried, god knows I tried to watch it all, hoping it might get funny but I just couldn`t take anymore after about the 3rd minute. It was painful to watch, real car crash tv-like... really really not funny at all but so desperately wanted to be...
  35. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 3:37 pm
    This is also a video on how to be a total dick.
  36. Profile photo of perfectly_me
    perfectly_me Female 13-17
    314 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    ROTFLROTFL.
    that was awesome.
    and hes pretty hot, haha.

    im guessing the accent was fake, obviously.

  37. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    That was stupid and boring. I would backhand this kid if I could. "smack"

    He sort of sounded like my friend Odrauld from Norway.

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  38. Profile photo of realblender
    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    i watched it all and im still not sure what he was trying to be... im guessing an idiot.
  39. Profile photo of boodaboy
    boodaboy Female 13-17
    56 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 5:30 pm
    OMG that was so hilarious. people need to have a sense of humor. After a whole day of regents prep, that was totaaly the best thing ive seen all day. and, freebird37, i like your name just because i like that song and that number has a super special meaning for me.
  40. Profile photo of boredchick19
    boredchick19 Female 13-17
    228 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    wtf.. lol i only saw like da 1st 5 secs it was retarded
  41. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    well i found a couple parts funny... but then he went into a retard rant... at that point i didn`t know if i wanted to laugh or saw his head off with a piece of paper... and boodaboy... his name is firebird37... not freebird... just thought i should tell you...
  42. Profile photo of xxbakasan
    xxbakasan Male 13-17
    8 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 6:38 pm
    Not funny, and he wasn`t even describing what hardcore is. He was making fun of emo kids...

    Seems like they give every one a bad name.

  43. Profile photo of italianoboy2
    italianoboy2 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 6:41 pm
    ehh. it wasnt that bad.
  44. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    "The fanny pack was weird though..."
    Fanny, pack? A pack, for your fanny?
    Must be an American thing but what are `hardcore kids`? I`m too scared to Google it.
  45. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 7:00 pm
    gay and annoying. accent was annoying.
  46. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 7:15 pm
    jaja

    so funny lol i love it

  47. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 7:27 pm
    Okay. That was very...stupid. That kid should be shot.
  48. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 7:38 pm
    i saw this months ago. it made me giggle a little, i guess.
  49. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    hahaha. ha.
  50. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    ok...?)-|
  51. Profile photo of antixxsocial
    antixxsocial Female 13-17
    7 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 7:55 pm
    I`m hardcore and I don`t have a dutch accent.
  52. Profile photo of gibsonsga73
    gibsonsga73 Male 13-17
    268 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 8:21 pm
    this guy was on yo mama once,,,,i didnt bother to watch the vid...
  53. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 8:42 pm
    i was gonna make a german joke, but i`m thinkin those were polosers from buttfudgek minihaha who were trying to be hardcore, theyre all like "dude! lets make a funny video! and put it on youtube!! that`ll make us hardcore!!!!! HEHEHEE!!!"

    idiots,they need some video instruction on how to be hardcore

  54. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 8:47 pm
    hahd-cah
  55. Profile photo of jlittle622
    jlittle622 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 9:50 pm
    haha what the hell r u ppls deal? Your taking the guy waaay to seriously, he`s not making fun of hardcore ppl, he`s just maing a fudgeing film and having fun with it. Personally, i thought it was fudgeing halarious!
  56. Profile photo of jlittle622
    jlittle622 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 9:53 pm
    besides u can`t criticize it deuchebags, at least they made a movie :P
  57. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 9:56 pm
    I shut it off after he said "There is no smiling in hardcore!" (20 seconds, or whatever) NOT in the mood. Maybe later.
  58. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 10:22 pm
    yes hardcore kids are gay.
    shirts with hearts are gay.
    belts go in the loops.
    gloves are accessories for function, not form.
    death metal forever.
    emo kids go die.
  59. Profile photo of fudgemonkey
    fudgemonkey Female 18-29
    39 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 10:33 pm
    Did he kinda sound asian to you?
    He did to me, odd.
  60. Profile photo of majwhite
    majwhite Male 18-29
    250 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 10:36 pm
    SO sO So stupid.
  61. Profile photo of super890
    super890 Female 13-17
    116 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 10:57 pm
    that sucked...but it was funny kinda at the end
  62. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 11:28 pm
    So to be hardcore you have to be retarded. Got it.
  63. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 11:37 pm
    lemme test something

    bitch damn drat fudgek poo I am a racist! dick pussy tits

  64. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 17, 2007 at 12:10 am
    ^ ^ ^ ^ And this concludes the Emergency Profanity Transmission. Thank you for your time.
  65. Profile photo of HilaryH
    HilaryH Female 13-17
    17 posts
    January 17, 2007 at 12:20 am
    There are kids like that at my school. They don`t wear the fanny packs, amps, gloves, or necklaces... but we`ve got em.
  66. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    January 17, 2007 at 12:28 am
    was that kid swedish or was he just retarded?
  67. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    January 17, 2007 at 2:35 am
    hahaha. so true.
  68. Profile photo of jennsocool
    jennsocool Female 18-29
    24 posts
    January 17, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    wow what a moron.
  69. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    January 17, 2007 at 6:49 pm
    The accent is def. not real. About halfway through he starts speaking a lil more normally plus the guy filming it doesnt have that accent. Prlly just doing it to make fun of the "scene"
  70. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    January 17, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    I COULDN`T UNDERSTAND A THING HE SAID
  71. Profile photo of SKASKASKASKA
    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
    213 posts
    January 17, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    On Tuesday, January 16, 2007 3:20:30 AM
    annabnanna wrote:
    ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh my god...that guy was crazy, and was that his real accent???? lol if not...Why? the crazy dutch accent...I`m hardcore and I don`t have a dutch accent :P

    it`s a german accent, not a dutch accent

  72. Profile photo of Invi_Kid
    Invi_Kid Male 13-17
    56 posts
    January 17, 2007 at 11:14 pm
    hah! that reminds me of my sister!
  73. Profile photo of insanepotato
    insanepotato Female 18-29
    48 posts
    January 18, 2007 at 12:45 am
    I want to marry this kid.
  74. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    January 18, 2007 at 3:21 am
    "I want to marry this kid."

    Methinks your standards are too low.

  75. Profile photo of Dawnrise
    Dawnrise Female 50-59
    39 posts
    January 18, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    More stupid than him was me for watching this stupid video.
  76. Profile photo of Amet45
    Amet45 Male 13-17
    158 posts
    January 18, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    thats so drating funny XD more than the retarded n1gg3r mercury hat
  77. Profile photo of Amet45
    Amet45 Male 13-17
    158 posts
    January 18, 2007 at 8:10 pm
    it isnt supposed to be real hahahahaha this is xtreeeeemely funny!!!! IIIIIPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! XDXDXD
  78. Profile photo of fractiousrmj
    fractiousrmj Male 13-17
    46 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 10:14 pm
    That was realy creepy and funny. And you wonder what EMO kids do in their free time...
  79. Profile photo of Starfish07
    Starfish07 Female 13-17
    29 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    ok, that was just weird, not even funny
  80. Profile photo of xLoVeIsPaiNx
    xLoVeIsPaiNx Female 13-17
    33 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 11:44 pm
    I think that was hilarious. SOOO many kids JUST like that in vegas. its sad.
  81. Profile photo of lieunym
    lieunym Female 18-29
    458 posts
    January 21, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    Idiotic
  82. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    January 21, 2007 at 8:37 pm
    Funny *in a weird way* and good for the ``hardcorexscene`` kids on myspace
  83. Profile photo of firebird37
    firebird37 Female 13-17
    329 posts
    January 28, 2007 at 2:22 am
    i`m so hardcore
  84. Profile photo of americasaiko
    americasaiko Female 18-29
    2 posts
    February 2, 2007 at 3:19 am
    I don`t even think he`s really making fun of hardcore, cause I`ve never heard a real hardcore kid say "STRAIGHTEDGE!" Only emos, sounds like me and my friends at metal concerts making fun of the emos that got lost.
  85. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 8:00 pm
    HARDCAWR.

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