How to be Hardcore

Submitted by: MissRainboot 10 years ago in Funny

In case you ever wondered.
There are 85 comments:
Female 363
HARDCAWR.
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Female 2
I don`t even think he`s really making fun of hardcore, cause I`ve never heard a real hardcore kid say "STRAIGHTEDGE!" Only emos, sounds like me and my friends at metal concerts making fun of the emos that got lost.
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Female 329
i`m so hardcore
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Female 920
Funny *in a weird way* and good for the ``hardcorexscene`` kids on myspace
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Female 458
Idiotic
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Female 33
I think that was hilarious. SOOO many kids JUST like that in vegas. its sad.
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Female 29
ok, that was just weird, not even funny
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Male 46
That was realy creepy and funny. And you wonder what EMO kids do in their free time...
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Male 158
it isnt supposed to be real hahahahaha this is xtreeeeemely funny!!!! IIIIIPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! XDXDXD
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Male 158
thats so drating funny XD more than the retarded n1gg3r mercury hat
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Female 39
More stupid than him was me for watching this stupid video.
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Male 651
"I want to marry this kid."

Methinks your standards are too low.

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Female 48
I want to marry this kid.
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Male 56
hah! that reminds me of my sister!
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Male 213
[quote]On Tuesday, January 16, 2007 3:20:30 AM
annabnanna wrote:
ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh my god...that guy was crazy, and was that his real accent???? lol if not...Why? the crazy dutch accent...I`m hardcore and I don`t have a dutch accent :P[/quote]

it`s a german accent, not a dutch accent

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Male 2,781
I COULDN`T UNDERSTAND A THING HE SAID
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Male 536
The accent is def. not real. About halfway through he starts speaking a lil more normally plus the guy filming it doesnt have that accent. Prlly just doing it to make fun of the "scene"
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Female 24
wow what a moron.
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Male 446
hahaha. so true.
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Female 1,492
was that kid swedish or was he just retarded?
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Female 17
There are kids like that at my school. They don`t wear the fanny packs, amps, gloves, or necklaces... but we`ve got em.
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Male 4,246
^ ^ ^ ^ And this concludes the Emergency Profanity Transmission. Thank you for your time.
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Female 582
lemme test something

bitch damn drat fudgek poo I am a racist! dick pussy tits

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Male 651
So to be hardcore you have to be retarded. Got it.
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Female 116
that sucked...but it was funny kinda at the end
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Male 250
SO sO So stupid.
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Female 39
Did he kinda sound asian to you?
He did to me, odd.
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Male 1,360
yes hardcore kids are gay.
shirts with hearts are gay.
belts go in the loops.
gloves are accessories for function, not form.
death metal forever.
emo kids go die.
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Male 4,246
I shut it off after he said "There is no smiling in hardcore!" (20 seconds, or whatever) NOT in the mood. Maybe later.
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Male 20
besides u can`t criticize it deuchebags, at least they made a movie :P
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Male 20
haha what the hell r u ppls deal? Your taking the guy waaay to seriously, he`s not making fun of hardcore ppl, he`s just maing a fudgeing film and having fun with it. Personally, i thought it was fudgeing halarious!
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Male 601
hahd-cah
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Female 582
i was gonna make a german joke, but i`m thinkin those were polosers from buttfudgek minihaha who were trying to be hardcore, theyre all like "dude! lets make a funny video! and put it on youtube!! that`ll make us hardcore!!!!! HEHEHEE!!!"

idiots,they need some video instruction on how to be hardcore

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Male 268
this guy was on yo mama once,,,,i didnt bother to watch the vid...
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Female 7
I`m hardcore and I don`t have a dutch accent.
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Male 991
ok...?)-|
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Male 1,386
hahaha. ha.
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Female 306
i saw this months ago. it made me giggle a little, i guess.
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Female 395
Okay. That was very...stupid. That kid should be shot.
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Female 670
jaja

so funny lol i love it

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Male 1,825
gay and annoying. accent was annoying.
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Male 1,231
"The fanny pack was weird though..."
Fanny, pack? A pack, for your fanny?
Must be an American thing but what are `hardcore kids`? I`m too scared to Google it.
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Male 27
ehh. it wasnt that bad.
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Male 8
Not funny, and he wasn`t even describing what hardcore is. He was making fun of emo kids...

Seems like they give every one a bad name.

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Male 2,199
well i found a couple parts funny... but then he went into a retard rant... at that point i didn`t know if i wanted to laugh or saw his head off with a piece of paper... and boodaboy... his name is firebird37... not freebird... just thought i should tell you...
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Female 228
wtf.. lol i only saw like da 1st 5 secs it was retarded
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Female 56
OMG that was so hilarious. people need to have a sense of humor. After a whole day of regents prep, that was totaaly the best thing ive seen all day. and, freebird37, i like your name just because i like that song and that number has a super special meaning for me.
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Male 536
i watched it all and im still not sure what he was trying to be... im guessing an idiot.
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Male 1,039
That was stupid and boring. I would backhand this kid if I could. "smack"

He sort of sounded like my friend Odrauld from Norway.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Female 314
ROTFLROTFL.
that was awesome.
and hes pretty hot, haha.

im guessing the accent was fake, obviously.

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Female 1,065
This is also a video on how to be a total dick.
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Male 395
I tried, god knows I tried to watch it all, hoping it might get funny but I just couldn`t take anymore after about the 3rd minute. It was painful to watch, real car crash tv-like... really really not funny at all but so desperately wanted to be...
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Female 340
you know some hXc kid from his neighborhood is gonna see this vid and kick his water lovin` ass.
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Male 68
It had some parts that were funny. But not that funny.
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Male 54
That was not funny at al. It was just annoying. This kid is going to get beat up.
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Male 448
Hahaha i loved it. Yall are haterz. Guns knives hearts blood.
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Female 105
um..i think he is no german..i`m from germany and i think we don`t say "hanimals"...i think he is svedish or something like that..but not german.
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Female 163
Entertaining. That dinosaur fannypack cracked me up.
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Male 943
uhhhh wtf, not funny
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Male 226
:-D i love germinish amarican : i kill hanimals cause im haarrdcorrrr he just asking to get mugged and did you noticed he was laughing?????
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Male 98
when he said two sizes too small he sounded like adam sandler
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Female 53
I think I can show him how to be hardcore...

not in the way he was describing though. }-)

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Male 1,354
I would also like to say that this is bootielicious of the Snoop Dogg kind.
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Female 2
i think he has confused his sexuality..
also not very funny just weird really weird
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Male 957
what the heck thats a bad accent, eurofags
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Female 429
a thousand more reasons on why i want to kill hardcore kids...at least castrate them, at the very least

xxx

Thats why they wear the TIGHT PAAANTS!
So you cannot get at them.

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Female 429
ow
that hurts
apendix
rupturing
must
stop
laughing
xDDDDD
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Female 78
I wish people would stop with the fake, obviously Borat-inspired accents!
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Female 37
He mixed up hardcore with a 1000 different things..wtf was that on about.freak :D
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Female 106
Wow that guy needs to get out more! If I could i`d kick that guy in the nuts but wearing them "tight" jeans i don`t think he has none! :|
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Female 211
That was very very annoying. I guess it was just the way he was like, half-screaming everything and repeating himself.

That kid looked like a blond version of the main kid from Dazed and Confused.

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Female 1,228
I found that really funny, and the guy was really cute.Although not too sureabout the bandana?
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Male 144
the accent is austrian / german like schwarzenegger

Oh well as long as theyre having fun.

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Male 278
hahaahahahaaaahahahahhaaha im sorry it is 4:30 am here and that is really funny right now xDDDDDDDDDD
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Female 173
I feel sorry for that guy.
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Male 388
how to be gay and annoying
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Male 1,647

Fabio meets Ah-nold.. ((You know, the governator?))

I laughed. I want to know where he got all those props from and what he was on, though. I want some.

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Male 83
WTF is this schit?
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Female 18
ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh my god...that guy was crazy, and was that his real accent???? lol if not...Why? the crazy dutch accent...I`m hardcore and I don`t have a dutch accent :P
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Male 242
a thousand more reasons on why i want to kill hardcore kids...at least castrate them, at the very least
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Female 329
lol I liked it. And the guy was cute :)
The fanny pack was wierd though...
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Male 606
lol? ill give it a 3 cause of the kids spirit. kinda funny.
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Male 407
This guy wouldn`t know hardcore if he shoved it up his ass and then it bit him on the dick.

He wasn`t even making fun of hardcore well, there`s so much more you can do with that joke.

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Male 713
:|
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Female 24
Link: How to be Hardcore [Rate Link] - In case you ever wondered.
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