How Much Did Your Parents Screw You Up?

Submitted by: Mbirdgurl 10 years ago in Quizzes
http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/F/family/screwyouup/index.html#start

It"s a quiz.
There are 94 comments:
Male 431
eh.. ok
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Female 71
im screwed up.......figures
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Male 208
Apparently mine are too perfect...
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Female 251
my parents could have been worse but thaey could of been better... :-P
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Female 7
*cries* I`m on meh way to therapy!!!
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Female 11
so that`s why they are putting me in acting schools (seriously they have put me in a acting school for the summer)
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Female 1,228
i already know my parents screwed me up, but im ok with that. i think i was a bit drat*ed before hand anyway.
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Female 32
Americans don`t have a language you dope! You speak our language and have done for centurys. Don`t think a country will change just cos your pissed off LOLLLZZZ!
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Female 87
i got perfect but i could not understand it!!
WE LIVE IN AMERICA STOP SPEAKING ENGLISH
SPEAK A M E R I C I N
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Female 144
uum they were all talking british and stuff so i didnt really under stand it well lol
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Female 46
that was stuipid.
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Male 737
This is stupid. I got to "How did your parents react to your experimentation with cannabis in your early teens?" and closed the window to this worthless link.

So every kid has OBVIOUSLY done cannabis, and unsurprisingly, All of them have done it in their early teens!

This is just as sh*t as the "How chav are you?" with questions like "Have you ever eaten a Pot Noodle?". OF COURSE I F*CKING HAVE!

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Female 32
Well said azurll! Thankyou for backing up my point.
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Female 41
Ok so the quiz was dumb.(One of those where A is one outcome, B another, C you get it). My problem is with the attitude. Why when something is more British than American, is it insulted. Too hard to understand? Popping into shops? Hmmm I don`t live there either, but i think i can decifer what it means easily. Do you think non-North Americans can alwasy understand our vocabulary? Hell, the U.S. alone has how many diferent accents. Well, so do people elsewhere. Please don`t put people`s language and birthplaces down by being ignorant about them. It`s rude and petty.
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Female 666
could have been better could have been worst
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Female 32
Shannon it`s not babble if you`re from the UK, if you knew that it wasn`t American why did you bother to take the test and then complain about it?
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Male 106
I couldn`t take it... I never did cannabis, my parents never said anything about alcohol.... bad
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Female 58
no clue what the hell any of those questions ment. im a friggin new yorker, i dont understand that babble
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Male 572
my parents are gr8 i knew it
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Female 600
My parents are perfect...? Right.... Those answer choices sucked.
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Female 32
So what if the quiz wasn`t great, it`s just a silly game, it`s not like it`s an actual psychological exam. Stop complaining!
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Female 206
i dont do pot, but my parents do. so i picked the `did it with you` one.

and i got `if you were a child star, your parents would have embezzled` result.

yay!

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Male 152
this quiz is so emo, it writes its own bad poetry
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Female 815
-_- Everyone`s parents are perfect here? Am I the only one whos completely screwed up? And hey, it DID say Channel Four at the top of the screen so DUH its bound to be British.

Hehe...whats a black pool XD Its the sh`ittiest city in the universe, `tis what it is. And whats wrong with emos? At least we aren`t like, so busy being happy and living in a Barbie and Ken world that we don`t know whats going on. Like...the birds are dying.

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Female 216
Oedipus schmoedipus. Your parents have definitely messed with your head. But they’ve also put sufficient time and effort in raising you to leave you capable of earning the cash needed to pay for therapy. So, all things considered, it could have been worse. Of course, it could have been better…

Yeah... pretty much right on the head....But I didn`t need a quiz to tell me that my parents effed me up, I know that already LOL

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Female 314
dumb quiz.... i will be paying for theraphy all my life...sad but true
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Female 45
Some questions I didn`t answer becouse they made no sense.
Others I couldn`t answer with out a multiple personality disorder.
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Female 430
this quiz blows ass
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Male 810
lots
i don`t need a quiz to tell me
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Female 670
:) My parents are perfect.
Btw, the answers weren`t suitable. Cannabis? My parents suspect I smoke, but they don`t really look into it. They don`t care too much. :) I mean, c`mon... they were hippies.
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Female 1,397
Theres a point in your life`where you have to stop blaming your parents, thats where the cycle ends.
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Female 576
confusing...i didnt really get it
but in a way it was still fun
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Male 1,420
I agree with bigBonny 100% about this quiz...
"Stupid Quiz. I didnt do cannabis, my parents didnt introduce me to alcohol etc, and on the questions that DID apply, the answers werent suitable!"
plus, i have no idea who/what/where some of the answers even meant
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Female 878
Whee... that was great...
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Female 2,695
basically im gonna be a nut case, but i was raised well enough to be able to make enough money for a shrink.
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Male 1,521
That was some stupid quiz!
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Male 1,083
my parents screwed me up , but just enough that I can still afford therapy bills nice lol
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Male 40
Wow, that was the s.hittiest quiz I`ve ever taken.
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Male 571
This quiz is quite inaccurate. They left out the question about parents kicking their kids out of the house at 17. Guess what mum, I`m in Officer now!!!
Now who`s the failure in life!?
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Female 159
I picked "Orphan Annie" because I had to clean too much :) My parents only half screwed me up... yay
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Female 362
Yeah..the quiz isn`t really well thought out..needed more options.
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Male 713
Too unclear and off/odd
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Male 144
My parents have definitely messed with my head.
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Male 3,255
Retarted. I couldent even answer 80% of the questions because of the 3 options givin not one was remotley close to correct.
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Female 1,944
the questions were very depressing
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Male 12
apparently my parents did just good enough for me to affored therapy when I`m older
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Female 1,262
Oedipus schmoedipus. Your parents have definitely messed with your head. But they`ve also put sufficient time and effort in raising you to leave you capable of earning the cash needed to pay for therapy. So, all things considered, it could have been owrse. Of course, it could have been better...

Quiz sucked.

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Male 312
This was retarded, none of their answers could describe my answers accurately.
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Female 2,244
I thought it would be way worse than this!

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Female 191
lol
said they screwed me up in the head but raised me so i could earn sufficient money to get therapy
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Female 2,552
Since my parents are divorced:

What my mom did:
Oedipus schmoedipus. Your mom definatley messed with your head.

What my dad did:
Congratulations! You appear to have hit dad jackpot. He`s kind, loving and supportive - perfect, in fact.


Well, then..

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Male 701
Heh...well i have awful parents i guess
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Female 144
I feel like the quiz was speaking another language.
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Male 1,406
They`re perfect, too perfect... DUN DUN DUN
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Female 268
i didn`t like the quiz. there were not any good answers for parents who would kill u if u even said a lil curse word. and yes my parents are that strict with me.
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Female 713
pooping the shop? I`m confused...
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Male 3
i don`t want to take a test just how they screwed me up
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Female 345
Some of those questions made no sense. I also have no idea how my parents would react if I did cannabis. Coming back from a few days away and stuff, they`d just act normal and say welcome back. They wouldn`t do any of those things.
Stupid quiz.
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Female 170
Your parents have definitely messed with your head. But they`ve also put sufficient time and effort in raising you to leave you capable of earning the cash needed to pay for therapy. So, all things considered, it could have been worse. Of course, it could have been better...
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Male 1,092
Perfect Parents :-)
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Male 170
God this quiz sucks. It sayed they arent perfect but they were the best parents.
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Male 15
lol agree^ - the questions were stupid - i didnt take cannabis lol
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Male 64
stupid emo quiz
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Male 314
-.- Blackpool is a town in England.. Hence why it is capitalized and 1 word.
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Female 441
what is a black pool?
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Female 854
Sendin it to my best friend her fam is really screwed up.
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Male 610
The other quiz for parents is more funny.
(11. What best sums up your attitude to children.
A: Never raise your voice
B: Never raise your hand
C: Never raise your hand.. It leaves your groin
unprotected :-)
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Female 354
My "parents" were perfect. I basically answered for my mom, because even though my dad would probably get a horrible ranking, he barely raised me when I saw him and now I don`t.

"The Devil`s buttermilk." XD

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Female 39
gay quiz. most the choices for answers were stooped.... coulda been funnier.. tisk tisk...i expected more from channel 4
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Male 2,216
Stupid Quiz. I didnt do cannabis, my parents didnt introduce me to alcohol etc, and on the questions that DID apply, the answers werent suitable!
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Male 731
and i need to buy acting lessons or something
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Male 731
that quiz sucks!
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Female 690
Well apparently I will need therapy some day but I`ve been brought up to make enough money to pay for it. I cant decide if thats bad or good.
Did anyone take the parent quiz it said that if I ever have kids I will be the perfect parent. Not sure if thats right though, the quiz was too predictable.
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Male 236
hehe.My parents are fugitives.he-freakin-he
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Male 5,094
Semi-emo.
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Male 610
This quiz is strange. If you get prefect (Or something begining with `congratulations`) It goes on to say your parents are fugitive killers who have killed your real parents and are taking the identities of their victims... ;-/ )-|
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Male 1,354
Stupid. And British.
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Male 126
Apparently they`ve screwed with me pretty bad. Sounds about right.
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Male 126
I can`t get the damn thing to load.
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Female 49
That quiz is lame. You can`t understand it!
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Male 3
I had to get out my english to american dictionary for that one. It said things could have been better or worse for me.
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Male 289
My parents kinda half screwed me up, apparently.
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Male 236
what a sucky quiz
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Female 1,382
Pfft, I had no Idea what they were saying. To hard to take. First online test I have failed XD
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Male 280
My parent are perfect!
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Female 18
my parents aren`t perfect so -eyay- the screwed my pretty darn bad....-eyay-
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Male 1,343
my parents are perfect!

yippee!

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Female 663
No star for you! Don`t smoke, don`t drink, and don`t talk to the sperm donor. And apparently this lame ass test won`t let you skip questions.
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Male 4,246
Despite being very UK-centric (`popping the shops?` `two weeks in Blackpool?`) and the fact that I didn`t try cannabis in my teens, it told me my parents are perfect. Yay!
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Male 1,647

The answers were far too obvious to make the quiz worthwhile, even for entertainment purposes.
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Male 108
im drated

im going to go cut myself

jk

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Female 694
My parents are perfect... Yay!
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Female 3,562
I`m screwed. I should look into acting lessons. Just one of the things it said.
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Female 920
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