Girls are Not to be Trusted

Submitted by: Sicarius 10 years ago Funny

Suffering by: Kevin. Warning: adult language and themes.
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Female 444
LOL
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Female 416
YOU GO DAYMO! by the way that was funny.
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Female 100
TomSFox
Male, 18-29, Europe
295 Posts Monday, January 15, 2007 7:59:11 AM
Girls are such sluts!
Everyone of them!
With no exceptions whatsoever!
I know what I`m talking about
-------------------------------------------------SEXIST PIG
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Female 357
Oh and btw... that was awesome lol
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Female 357
Pitbull3291: Spell check: comedy not commedy.
So your link is messed up.
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Male 1,263
Wait is her name Belanie or Melanie? I heard both O.o
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Male 302
That was so funny!
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Female 920
This was... strange... but she got dissed good... ha
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Female 71
OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! i love it,WHAT THE drat BELANIE!!! i was gonna ask the for the song, but i guess i don`t need to... it is appropriate.
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Female 36
That`s pretty funny :) I think I`m gunna watch more of these vids.
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Female 500
LOL that was pretty good. At first it seemed really corny, but it was really funny. :)
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Male 602
Sprinkz the flaw with your logic is not that you are enjoying a double standard, or for that matter a sexist pig. But by implying that women are sluts only because they can get pregnant seems to imply that a male who gets a girl pregnant has any less responsibility to the child just because he does not carry the baby for nine months.

Women are called sluts because it`s socially inacceptable for them to have sex, unless they are married or in a long term relationship (And even then it can go either way); whereas a male is allowed, and even in many cases encouraged to have sex with as many people as they can, from a one night stand to whatever.

However in the case of cheating on your partner, whether you`re male or female you are a rather horrible person, and you`re a slut regardless.

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Male 319
the 2nd movie of this was freaking hilarious
great movie
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Female 129
Martyring by Kevin.
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Female 29
i love how he snuck into every movie
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Male 226
HAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Male 602
And if you would honestly like to say it is the bible, perhaps you should do a little bit of research of your own. The bible did not create that attitude or social inequality, it only justified what was already being done in many places.

I have to say though, I love your second to the last sentence. "Also, most men who get women pregnant and had no intention of staying with them often BAIL."

Hold the press! You mean to tell me that a man who gets a woman pregnant and had no intention of staying with them in the first place bails after she gets pregnant?

Way to state the obvious genius. Please, I want this to stop, I can`t handle your butter knife intellect and pretentious use of latin phrases!

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Male 602
Um...Sprinkz:

LOL!!11!! ROFLCOPTR LLOOL BBG SAUCE RAWRZ...

Did you not read my post? Not only did I not make an assumption about you, or resort to petty name calling, but you are basically repeating the exact same thing that I said. And that is "that it is morally unacceptable for women to have sex, but encouraged for men to do the same." Nor did you rip me into any pieces, but went off on your little tangent that had nothing to do with me and actually agreed with me. Honestly...

Where did I make any assumptions? I only pointed out the flaw in your logic, I never even explicitly stated that you believed it, only what your statements implied. But since you would like to "rip me apart" with your oh so cleverly worded post...

If "It`s only 10% that they can get Pregnant and 90% the bible" then please, when you make an argument would it not be more intelligent to lead with the biggest reason? After all, isn`t that logical?

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Male 1,217
um. that was one of the funniest random things ive seen. but it was funny.
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Female 106
that was class! You go Kevin !
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Male 109
zomg lolz!
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Female 18
lol, that was so funny, I nearly died with laughter when he grabbed the radio and just...stood there :P
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Female 447
LMAO...highly amusing. Loved the musical interludes.
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Male 66
lol- "that couldn`t have been your room, because it didn`t smell like Todd F*ck!"
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Female 36
ha that was really good and funny
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Male 957
This film sums everything up nicely for me. Being gay helps avoid this problem.
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Female 1,784
its all good :)
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Male 2,796
Gee wiz Lorah. I guess that is my bad. Reminds me of the old saying... There are no stupid questions, just stupid people... No really I am not this hostile in real life, however the facade of this computer screen makes it soooo easy.
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Female 395
Um...that was REALLY stupid. WTF is wrong with you people who actually thought that was even some what good?
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Female 55
That was hilarious!

What the f*ck, Belanie?!

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Female 1,070
LOL funny poo

they messed up her name once tho

and like... the ending was weird. I don`t get why he asked her to marry him =/

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Female 1,492
seriously....that`s...ummm....dude
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Male 2,290
@T-Marley:

ralmfao, you`re an idiot. You assumed to much so now I am going to tear you apart piece by piece.

Starting with: that was the REASON, it`s not something I believe in. Women can get pregnant, it can be seen that one is a `slut.` Women have pressure put on them by the morals of the bible, which is a book ridden with misogyny.

Women are called sluts because women can get pregnant, and because men back in the good ol` days (we`re talking Jesus time) were quite smitten with having affairs. Even if they didn`t come out and say it, they surely did. A women was punished far greater than a man was for the same offense. This has all trickled down into modern society, so it`s really only 10% because they can get pregnant and 90% the bible.

Also, most men who get women pregnant and had no intention of staying with them often BAIL. We live in reality, come hang out with us sometime.

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Male 1,521
Pathetic~!!
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Male 528
LOL!

p.s. Radiohead FTW

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Male 601
will you marry me?
no
WHAT THE drat MELANIE WHAT THE drat *turns on radio and sad music plays*

LMAO

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Male 686
i didnt laugh...but i did think it was funny
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Male 238
will you marry me???
uhh no...

LOL

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Female 1,784
umm.. splurbyburbl .. I wasn`t freaking out lol I only asked a question thats all.. perhaps it is YOU that needs to "get a grip"
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Male 141
lol its funny enough to make me post sumthin
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Male 8
WTF
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Male 623
Haha niiice, finally some sketch comedy worth watching
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Male 2,486
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Wait, her name was Balanie but later on they called her Malanie?"

Yea, he was making it so it wasn`t `directed at her`.

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Female 422
sluts and man-whores. It goes both ways.
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Female 268
i think i like that t-marley guy. even tho if u cheat u r a slut a lot of men cheat and they r never considered 1. there just r not any male sluts there r just jerks.
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Male 93
its funny how everyone seems to start a fight on everything thing....if ya think its stupid jsut shut the dratas UP
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Male 632
Yeah.. so I watched first 30 seconds it got weird and shut it off.
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Female 117
ha ha lol on the second video `bout saturn at the end on the credits it says "bribed by kevin"
ha ha
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Male 602
Sprinkz the flaw with your logic is not that you are enjoying a double standard, or for that matter a sexist pig. But by implying that women are sluts only because they can get pregnant seems to imply that a male who gets a girl pregnant has any less responsibility to the child just because he does not carry the baby for nine months.

Women are called sluts because it`s socially inacceptable for them to have sex, unless they are married or in a long term relationship (And even then it can go either way); whereas a male is allowed, and even in many cases encouraged to have sex with as many people as they can, from a one night stand to whatever.

However in the case of cheating on your partner, whether you`re male or female you are a rather horrible person, and you`re a slut regardless.

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Female 560
wow thats great
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Male 2,290
Why women are called sluts and men are not:

Women can get pregnant.

Men can`t.

Pretty simple. Of course I am going to hear now how I enjoy this double-standard and I am a sexist pig, etc.

So bring it on, I am waiting for the argumentum ad personam.

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Male 701
that was hillariously retarded
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Female 1,065
God I hate Melanie.. poor Kevin I`ll marry you :C
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Female 797
Two Words: Restraining Order
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Female 552
lmao that was funny... my name is melanie lol :]
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Male 115
WTF Stupid
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Male 274
didnt really find that funny, was just a screaming guy. wondering what the point of it was.
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Male 2,796
Saber, Lorah, Pheonix!!!! Christ people, get a damn grip!!!!
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Female 333
Oh my god, that was quite possibly the single funniest thing I`ve ever seen. In my life. HILARIOUS!
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Male 4,393
ok...
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Female 582
that was awesome!!!!!!!!
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Female 1,784
You know what I never understood, if a girl sleeps around she is a slut *of course* but if a guy does it its no big deal, or hes even considderd cool... why?
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Male 2,290
Sabre has a bug up his ass. It`s meant to be funny.
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Male 317
Great! WHAT THE FUCXORZ BELANIE!!! WHAT THE FUCXORZ!
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Male 28
^^^ Prentious? Moi?!
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Male 1,039
Uhh, that was stupid to anyone over 18 or with any film experience I would think. What a waste of time. My highschool film classes would have thought this was crap..not to mention college.
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Male 28
HEY!

...Me and Todd are cool now.

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Male 68
Will you marry me Melanie? ...uh no?...WHAT THE drat MELANIE!
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Female 407
I hate it when the guy get pissed off at his woman for cheating but not at the guy she cheated with. K he might be pissed at him for a while but they seem to work it out.
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Male 2,796
Now that was funny! However, some of you tools are really pathetic. "I gotta point out that it was staged...." Uh, REALLY???!!!!! NO WAY!!! WOW. Or, "This is just pathetic... what`s the point here?" The point is to confuse damaged individuals like you into thinking there is a point. Now take a deep breath and remove your head from your rear.
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Male 211
This is just pathetic... what`s the point here?
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Male 121
LOL yeah that was great. Karma Police is definitely a fitting song to play to a dirty skank...
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Male 236
balanie will u marry me? `no` WHAT THE FUCX BALANIE WHAT THE FUCX lmfao glad i checked it out
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Female 426
WTF MELANIE!??????? !!!one!!?? eleven!!? ???questionmark!!! two
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Male 732
Poor guy!
Girls are such sluts!
Everyone of them!
With no exceptions whatsoever!
I know what I`m talking about!
YOU HEAR ME MELANIE?
YOU ARE SCUM!
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Male 578
Derrick is great. I only wish I would have submitted one of their skits. Oh wait...
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Male 65
what the f*ck?!!!!!! ;)
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Female 66
I find it amusing that someone felt the need to point out that this skit was "staged". As if that weren`t obvious.
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Male 943
lol, at the end he`s still calling her belanie
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Female 153
Kind of funny but obviously staged. Why they called her Melanie but Belanie in the films was because it was meant to be "fictitious". Yay for Karma Police though! <3 Radiohead
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Female 116
lol...so kl
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Male 2,567
lol
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Male 227
LoL sooo wierd .....
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Female 173
That Todd is sneaky!
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Male 1,237
LOL..seemed cheesy at first but became funny
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Male 888
LOL.. that was great.
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Male 349
HAH nice...
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Male 95
Didn`t these guys use to perform at some improv theater in New York?
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Male 93
derrick comedy is hilarious....hahaha...derrick commedy WATCH BRO RAPE!!!
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Female 422
Wait, her name was Balanie but later on they called her Malanie?
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Male 2,576
The way I see it - If you don`t trust your woman - You`re doing something wrong.

Or She`s a total slut.

Other then that -ROFL, IAB still has some good stuff going on.

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Male 29
Damn it`s so funny :) first post by the way.
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Male 1
Link: Girls are Not to be Trusted [Rate Link] - Suffering by: Kevin. Warning: adult language and themes.
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