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Date: 01/15/07 02:31 AM

93 Responses to Girls are Not to be Trusted

  1. Profile photo of Sicarius
    Sicarius Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 14, 2007 at 9:57 pm
    Link: Girls are Not to be Trusted - Suffering by: Kevin. Warning: adult language and themes.
  2. Profile photo of serkanyersen
    serkanyersen Male 18-29
    29 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 2:38 am
    Damn it`s so funny :) first post by the way.
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 2:56 am
    The way I see it - If you don`t trust your woman - You`re doing something wrong.

    Or She`s a total slut.

    Other then that -ROFL, IAB still has some good stuff going on.

  4. Profile photo of canaryellow
    canaryellow Female 13-17
    422 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 3:00 am
    Wait, her name was Balanie but later on they called her Malanie?
  5. Profile photo of Pitbull3291
    Pitbull3291 Male 13-17
    93 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 3:35 am
    derrick comedy is hilarious....hahaha...derrick commedy WATCH BRO RAPE!!!
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    pudleofcrud Male 18-29
    95 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 3:41 am
    Didn`t these guys use to perform at some improv theater in New York?
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    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 3:47 am
    HAH nice...
  8. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 4:09 am
    LOL.. that was great.
  9. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 4:11 am
    LOL..seemed cheesy at first but became funny
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    Delfette Female 18-29
    173 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 4:53 am
    That Todd is sneaky!
  11. Profile photo of vatroslav
    vatroslav Male 13-17
    227 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 5:14 am
    LoL sooo wierd .....
  12. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 5:21 am
    lol
  13. Profile photo of super890
    super890 Female 13-17
    116 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 5:32 am
    lol...so kl
  14. Profile photo of miriamc
    miriamc Female 18-29
    153 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 5:32 am
    Kind of funny but obviously staged. Why they called her Melanie but Belanie in the films was because it was meant to be "fictitious". Yay for Karma Police though! <3 Radiohead
  15. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 7:15 am
    lol, at the end he`s still calling her belanie
  16. Profile photo of geek_kittie
    geek_kittie Female 30-39
    66 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 7:31 am
    I find it amusing that someone felt the need to point out that this skit was "staged". As if that weren`t obvious.
  17. Profile photo of pallzoltan
    pallzoltan Male 18-29
    65 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 7:48 am
    what the f*ck?!!!!!! ;)
  18. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 7:53 am
    Derrick is great. I only wish I would have submitted one of their skits. Oh wait...
  19. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 7:59 am
    Poor guy!
    Girls are such sluts!
    Everyone of them!
    With no exceptions whatsoever!
    I know what I`m talking about!
    YOU HEAR ME MELANIE?
    YOU ARE SCUM!
  20. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 8:00 am
    WTF MELANIE!??????? !!!one!!?? eleven!!? ???questionmark!!! two
  21. Profile photo of Link1919
    Link1919 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 8:08 am
    balanie will u marry me? `no` WHAT THE FUCX BALANIE WHAT THE FUCX lmfao glad i checked it out
  22. Profile photo of sifl
    sifl Male 18-29
    121 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 8:53 am
    LOL yeah that was great. Karma Police is definitely a fitting song to play to a dirty skank...
  23. Profile photo of TheWood
    TheWood Male 30-39
    211 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 9:14 am
    This is just pathetic... what`s the point here?
  24. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 9:27 am
    Now that was funny! However, some of you tools are really pathetic. "I gotta point out that it was staged...." Uh, REALLY???!!!!! NO WAY!!! WOW. Or, "This is just pathetic... what`s the point here?" The point is to confuse damaged individuals like you into thinking there is a point. Now take a deep breath and remove your head from your rear.
  25. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 9:36 am
    I hate it when the guy get pissed off at his woman for cheating but not at the guy she cheated with. K he might be pissed at him for a while but they seem to work it out.
  26. Profile photo of ArchEnemy89
    ArchEnemy89 Male 18-29
    68 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 10:21 am
    Will you marry me Melanie? ...uh no?...WHAT THE drat MELANIE!
  27. Profile photo of Antlives
    Antlives Male 18-29
    28 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 11:04 am
    HEY!

    ...Me and Todd are cool now.

  28. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 11:07 am
    Uhh, that was stupid to anyone over 18 or with any film experience I would think. What a waste of time. My highschool film classes would have thought this was crap..not to mention college.
  29. Profile photo of Antlives
    Antlives Male 18-29
    28 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 11:13 am
    ^^^ Prentious? Moi?!
  30. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 11:15 am
    Great! WHAT THE FUCXORZ BELANIE!!! WHAT THE FUCXORZ!
  31. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 11:22 am
    Sabre has a bug up his ass. It`s meant to be funny.
  32. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 11:29 am
    You know what I never understood, if a girl sleeps around she is a slut *of course* but if a guy does it its no big deal, or hes even considderd cool... why?
  33. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 11:35 am
    that was awesome!!!!!!!!
  34. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    ok...
  35. Profile photo of bambii311
    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    Oh my god, that was quite possibly the single funniest thing I`ve ever seen. In my life. HILARIOUS!
  36. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    Saber, Lorah, Pheonix!!!! Christ people, get a damn grip!!!!
  37. Profile photo of s0236078
    s0236078 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    didnt really find that funny, was just a screaming guy. wondering what the point of it was.
  38. Profile photo of alfront
    alfront Male 40-49
    115 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    WTF Stupid
  39. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    lmao that was funny... my name is melanie lol :]
  40. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    Two Words: Restraining Order
  41. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    God I hate Melanie.. poor Kevin I`ll marry you :C
  42. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    that was hillariously retarded
  43. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    Why women are called sluts and men are not:

    Women can get pregnant.

    Men can`t.

    Pretty simple. Of course I am going to hear now how I enjoy this double-standard and I am a sexist pig, etc.

    So bring it on, I am waiting for the argumentum ad personam.

  44. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 3:03 pm
    wow thats great
  45. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    Sprinkz the flaw with your logic is not that you are enjoying a double standard, or for that matter a sexist pig. But by implying that women are sluts only because they can get pregnant seems to imply that a male who gets a girl pregnant has any less responsibility to the child just because he does not carry the baby for nine months.

    Women are called sluts because it`s socially inacceptable for them to have sex, unless they are married or in a long term relationship (And even then it can go either way); whereas a male is allowed, and even in many cases encouraged to have sex with as many people as they can, from a one night stand to whatever.

    However in the case of cheating on your partner, whether you`re male or female you are a rather horrible person, and you`re a slut regardless.

  46. Profile photo of yokoyee
    yokoyee Female 13-17
    117 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    ha ha lol on the second video `bout saturn at the end on the credits it says "bribed by kevin"
    ha ha
  47. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 4:26 pm
    Yeah.. so I watched first 30 seconds it got weird and shut it off.
  48. Profile photo of Pitbull3291
    Pitbull3291 Male 13-17
    93 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    its funny how everyone seems to start a fight on everything thing....if ya think its stupid jsut shut the dratas UP
  49. Profile photo of skating247
    skating247 Female 13-17
    268 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    i think i like that t-marley guy. even tho if u cheat u r a slut a lot of men cheat and they r never considered 1. there just r not any male sluts there r just jerks.
  50. Profile photo of canaryellow
    canaryellow Female 13-17
    422 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    sluts and man-whores. It goes both ways.
  51. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    "
    Wait, her name was Balanie but later on they called her Malanie?"

    Yea, he was making it so it wasn`t `directed at her`.

  52. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    Haha niiice, finally some sketch comedy worth watching
  53. Profile photo of sm1804
    sm1804 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 6:42 pm
    WTF
  54. Profile photo of Malchior999
    Malchior999 Male 13-17
    141 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 7:26 pm
    lol its funny enough to make me post sumthin
  55. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 7:37 pm
    umm.. splurbyburbl .. I wasn`t freaking out lol I only asked a question thats all.. perhaps it is YOU that needs to "get a grip"
  56. Profile photo of liniarc
    liniarc Male 18-29
    238 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 7:52 pm
    will you marry me???
    uhh no...

    LOL

  57. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    i didnt laugh...but i did think it was funny
  58. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 8:12 pm
    will you marry me?
    no
    WHAT THE drat MELANIE WHAT THE drat *turns on radio and sad music plays*

    LMAO

  59. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 8:54 pm
    LOL!

    p.s. Radiohead FTW

  60. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    Pathetic~!!
  61. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    @T-Marley:

    ralmfao, you`re an idiot. You assumed to much so now I am going to tear you apart piece by piece.

    Starting with: that was the REASON, it`s not something I believe in. Women can get pregnant, it can be seen that one is a `slut.` Women have pressure put on them by the morals of the bible, which is a book ridden with misogyny.

    Women are called sluts because women can get pregnant, and because men back in the good ol` days (we`re talking Jesus time) were quite smitten with having affairs. Even if they didn`t come out and say it, they surely did. A women was punished far greater than a man was for the same offense. This has all trickled down into modern society, so it`s really only 10% because they can get pregnant and 90% the bible.

    Also, most men who get women pregnant and had no intention of staying with them often BAIL. We live in reality, come hang out with us sometime.

  62. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 9:30 pm
    seriously....that`s...ummm....dude
  63. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 9:31 pm
    LOL funny poo

    they messed up her name once tho

    and like... the ending was weird. I don`t get why he asked her to marry him =/

  64. Profile photo of riley_w
    riley_w Female 13-17
    55 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 9:47 pm
    That was hilarious!

    What the f*ck, Belanie?!

  65. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 10:21 pm
    Um...that was REALLY stupid. WTF is wrong with you people who actually thought that was even some what good?
  66. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 10:25 pm
    Gee wiz Lorah. I guess that is my bad. Reminds me of the old saying... There are no stupid questions, just stupid people... No really I am not this hostile in real life, however the facade of this computer screen makes it soooo easy.
  67. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 10:33 pm
    its all good :)
  68. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 10:42 pm
    This film sums everything up nicely for me. Being gay helps avoid this problem.
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    felicity57 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    January 15, 2007 at 11:23 pm
    ha that was really good and funny
  70. Profile photo of car_ramrod
    car_ramrod Male 13-17
    66 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 12:28 am
    lol- "that couldn`t have been your room, because it didn`t smell like Todd F*ck!"
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    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 1:53 am
    LMAO...highly amusing. Loved the musical interludes.
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    annabnanna Female 13-17
    18 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 3:26 am
    lol, that was so funny, I nearly died with laughter when he grabbed the radio and just...stood there :P
  73. Profile photo of Omagablade
    Omagablade Male 18-29
    109 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 3:34 am
    zomg lolz!
  74. Profile photo of Can_of_Beans
    Can_of_Beans Female 13-17
    106 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 6:33 am
    that was class! You go Kevin !
  75. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 10:09 am
    um. that was one of the funniest random things ive seen. but it was funny.
  76. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 10:12 am
    Um...Sprinkz:

    LOL!!11!! ROFLCOPTR LLOOL BBG SAUCE RAWRZ...

    Did you not read my post? Not only did I not make an assumption about you, or resort to petty name calling, but you are basically repeating the exact same thing that I said. And that is "that it is morally unacceptable for women to have sex, but encouraged for men to do the same." Nor did you rip me into any pieces, but went off on your little tangent that had nothing to do with me and actually agreed with me. Honestly...

    Where did I make any assumptions? I only pointed out the flaw in your logic, I never even explicitly stated that you believed it, only what your statements implied. But since you would like to "rip me apart" with your oh so cleverly worded post...

    If "It`s only 10% that they can get Pregnant and 90% the bible" then please, when you make an argument would it not be more intelligent to lead with the biggest reason? After all, isn`t that logical?

  77. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 10:22 am
    And if you would honestly like to say it is the bible, perhaps you should do a little bit of research of your own. The bible did not create that attitude or social inequality, it only justified what was already being done in many places.

    I have to say though, I love your second to the last sentence. "Also, most men who get women pregnant and had no intention of staying with them often BAIL."

    Hold the press! You mean to tell me that a man who gets a woman pregnant and had no intention of staying with them in the first place bails after she gets pregnant?

    Way to state the obvious genius. Please, I want this to stop, I can`t handle your butter knife intellect and pretentious use of latin phrases!

  78. Profile photo of wolkanne
    wolkanne Male 30-39
    226 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 10:44 am
    HAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
  79. Profile photo of sanrio908
    sanrio908 Female 13-17
    29 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    i love how he snuck into every movie
  80. Profile photo of Agarina
    Agarina Female 18-29
    129 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    Martyring by Kevin.
  81. Profile photo of lacker239
    lacker239 Male 13-17
    319 posts
    January 16, 2007 at 11:20 pm
    the 2nd movie of this was freaking hilarious
    great movie
  82. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    January 17, 2007 at 3:38 am
    Sprinkz the flaw with your logic is not that you are enjoying a double standard, or for that matter a sexist pig. But by implying that women are sluts only because they can get pregnant seems to imply that a male who gets a girl pregnant has any less responsibility to the child just because he does not carry the baby for nine months.

    Women are called sluts because it`s socially inacceptable for them to have sex, unless they are married or in a long term relationship (And even then it can go either way); whereas a male is allowed, and even in many cases encouraged to have sex with as many people as they can, from a one night stand to whatever.

    However in the case of cheating on your partner, whether you`re male or female you are a rather horrible person, and you`re a slut regardless.

  83. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    January 17, 2007 at 3:55 am
    LOL that was pretty good. At first it seemed really corny, but it was really funny. :)
  84. Profile photo of Pontroll
    Pontroll Female 13-17
    36 posts
    January 17, 2007 at 12:18 pm
    That`s pretty funny :) I think I`m gunna watch more of these vids.
  85. Profile photo of purplecrav
    purplecrav Female 13-17
    71 posts
    January 17, 2007 at 9:53 pm
    OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! i love it,WHAT THE drat BELANIE!!! i was gonna ask the for the song, but i guess i don`t need to... it is appropriate.
  86. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 8:55 pm
    This was... strange... but she got dissed good... ha
  87. Profile photo of linkcma
    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 9:15 pm
    That was so funny!
  88. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    January 19, 2007 at 9:48 pm
    Wait is her name Belanie or Melanie? I heard both O.o
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    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 10:50 pm
    Pitbull3291: Spell check: comedy not commedy.
    So your link is messed up.
    Go Here
  90. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    February 8, 2007 at 10:50 pm
    Oh and btw... that was awesome lol
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    DAYM0 Female 13-17
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    February 21, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    TomSFox
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    295 Posts Monday, January 15, 2007 7:59:11 AM
    Girls are such sluts!
    Everyone of them!
    With no exceptions whatsoever!
    I know what I`m talking about
    -------------------------------------------------SEXIST PIG
  92. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    417 posts
    April 1, 2007 at 2:25 pm
    YOU GO DAYMO! by the way that was funny.
  93. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    May 14, 2007 at 2:30 pm
    LOL

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