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  1. Profile photo of pickleklk
    pickleklk Female 18-29
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    January 24, 2007 at 9:29 pm
    Link: FBI Can Hear You Through Your Cell Phone - Even if it`s turned off!
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    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
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    January 24, 2007 at 10:48 pm
    WTF dude ... and Fox News is even reporting it, that`s craziness!
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    xelous Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 1:38 am
    Damn YouTube downtime... as soon as I try to see the FBI tap my phone or watch a cat rave dance to jungle music, they go down.

    Maybe it`s a good thing.

  4. Profile photo of Dukit
    Dukit Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 2:41 am
    Lol ^^
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 2:59 am
    QUICK! Bust out the tinfoil hats!
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    Vikstar Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:06 am
    Wow, nice way to instill panic and fear! Yay!
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:06 am
    Crap! The tin foil hat faction was right.
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    onlytati Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:09 am
    thats kinda scary...
  9. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:10 am
    Ya see yaaaaa...
    Thank god I am no part of the mafia...
    uncovers tommy gun ALL MUST DIE!!!!
  10. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:10 am
    That`s a LOT scary!! :-O Good thing I don`t have a cell phone. :-D
  11. Profile photo of archinimous
    archinimous Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:11 am
    My freedom to do what? Who drating cares.
  12. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:12 am
    our freedom is not slipping away at all... just dont say anything that is threatening to the country you stupid asses
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    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:16 am
    Kinda dumb... It`s not like they hear everything said by everybody everywhere and at everytime... They have the ability too turn it on if they believe it`s neccesary. And you shouldn`t have to worry if you`re not doing anything illegal in the first place. I`m sure they hear countless "Pull down your pants babe" everyday and your voice isn`t going to stand out on some crowded city street and they`ll scream out "LOL YOU TOLD THAT GIRL TO PULL HER PANTS DOWN! ROFL NOOB WE TAPPED UR FONE!"
  14. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:22 am
    Like this violates our privacy any more than it was already violated.
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    macaz Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:37 am
    I`m more concerned that Fox took it upon themselves to report this to the nation, no doubt there`s legislation that allows this kind of invasive surveillance in select circumstances and its existence being made known across the world sort of undermines the cause.
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    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:38 am
    It`s not the FBI it`s SANTA!! "He knows when you`ve been good lalalalalaaa" that`s how he knows, through technology. Santa`s embracing the 21st Century.
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    Illville502 Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:41 am
    Well whenever I want to make sure no one is listening I`ll just take out my battery and put on my tinfoil hat.
  18. Profile photo of Delfette
    Delfette Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:53 am
    Oh no... The F.B.I. can hear the sound of being in my purse!
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    lieunym Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:56 am
    LOL @ superssayk8 and Delfette.
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    ICN Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 4:10 am
    well, that prooves it. cellphones REALLY ARE EVIL!
  21. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
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    January 25, 2007 at 4:23 am
    This is my first comment written on this web-site. I have a thought to how to stop them frome listening to one through one`s cell phone. This goes toward the especially paranoid. JUST take the battery out of the cell phone when not in use. It might be a bit of a hassle, but hey if it will keep one from being listened in on, then go for it. I mean if there is no power to the phone, then how can they listen in on one. ;-)
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    siny_toy_gun Female 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 4:31 am
    thankfully known members of the mafia dont watch fox news...or go on i-a-b for that mater
  23. Profile photo of Jagjamin
    Jagjamin Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 5:01 am
    Hmm, it`s too much to take out the battery every time you`re not using it, what if people want to contact you. Seriously though, if I was in America, one, I`d be buying a gun, and two, I`d remove the battery from my phone every time I did something illegal (Which is never of course)
  24. Profile photo of blakborn
    blakborn Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 5:02 am
    I heard people using the same thing to see if their partner is cheating on them
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    candy_apple Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 5:16 am
    Our freedom is slipping away?...Our privacy yes...freedom, not so much. This really comes as no suprise to me.
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    natkaz_99 Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 5:17 am
    Notice the date.... April 1.

    J/k. Fox must think we`re all idiots.

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    maples Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 5:34 am
    ^huh?

    whoa this is scary.

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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 5:40 am
    HEY FBI!!! I`m from India! I could be an insurgent. Better listen in on me!


    All they will hear is my bad gas, and lame conversations with my mom about laundry.

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    Marram Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 6:14 am
    We`ve heard it before:
    "In order to protect America, some rights must be taken away"

    I think that yeah, we are having our freedom taken away. Free, nonviolent speech to an important issue attracts cops, the government reads our mail and taps our phone, every website you go to is constantly being scanned for inappropriate content (ie. Bomb + Make) Screw whoever goes against me because whatever, that`s your belief. You think our founding fathers wanted us to live life questioning if the government is listening to you and your girlfriend talk on the phone? No. They didn`t.

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    ArrImaPirate Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 6:23 am
    I have never heard of such a capability so I did a little research on this- it turns out that in order for this to happen the phone has to have CUSTOM WRITTEN SOFTWARE installed on it. NO PHONES DO THIS IN FACTORY FORM!

    If you`re paranoid about it, you can hit the `reset to factory` setting in your phone, and that typically will rebuild the entire operating system on the phone from a saved factory-image package.

    Since this is the case, you might as well say `hackers can automatically forward your bank numbers!` and `hackers can take video recordings with the phone off!` because at this level of modification, anything can happen.

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    Aramil Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 6:27 am
    Was that seriously fox? Well, I guess the time has finally come. Anyone know of any good freedom fighters that I can join up with?
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    zincyams Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 6:49 am
    Hey what a coinedence! I`m reading 1984...
  33. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 8:37 am
    Damn!thats a very scary thing that the FBI can do.
    Im slightly glad that I live on this side of the pond.
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    resonantSoul Male 18-29
    23 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 9:25 am
    Oh no, now I have to change my lifestyle, because Fox News is the most trustworthy news institution I know.

    No wait, that`s right, least not most. I`d rather trust something printed in the Onion.

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    Necrotism Male 18-29
    139 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 9:39 am
    "AMERICA YOUR FREEDOM IS SLIPPING AWAY" It`s not slipping away, it slipped away along time ago. And then the patriot act was signed. officially wisking away any hope for gaining any grip back on our freedom.
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    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 9:40 am
    "Wow, nice way to instill panic and fear! Yay!"
    ~Vikstar

    Didn`t you know that americans cannot function correctly without fear in their lives

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    canoeguy Male 30-39
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    January 25, 2007 at 9:41 am
    Ok, haven`t posted in a while, but a burning question comes to mind: DO THEY CHARGE ME MINUTES?? Then I`d be p.o.`d.

    BTW, my phone (guessing most others too) has a setting in the "tools" menu that allows 3 settings for the GPS: Off, 911 only, and always on. Since my phone has no navigation capability, I set it to "911 Only"--which works well, as I called once to report an accident from the high way, and the operator answered "Are you calling to report the accident on highway blah-blah near blah-blah?" "Yep!" Click.

    And what about your PC? Camera and Mic? Ever been asked by software if it can turn on your webcam and mic? Yep, I have--i think it`s Yahoo. At least they ask. i unplug the camera when not in use. F that.

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    Razamire Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 9:53 am
    hahaha want to know how to do that.And I don`t feel bad really,I don`t usually talk to myself when my phone is off and when I do talk on the phone,it`s just for family,friends and shrinks.Nothing else..I hardly use that bastard lol.I can imagine it now.The Feds listening to my ticking of my laptop and a mumbles and here and there a giggle.
    But in general,that is a pretty powerful weapon.Sick really,who`s to stop anyone who knows how to do that to getting to know everthing about you?
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    Razamire Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 9:57 am
    ps: it`s possible to hack a webcam.And they`re phones that operate webcams..just lettin` ya know
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    pat125 Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 9:58 am
    I`m not involved in any illegal activities, so they can listen to me all they want for all I care. The only reason you`d need to worry about this is if you`re up to something. If not the FBI probably won`t be listening to you in the first place.
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    canoeguy Male 30-39
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    January 25, 2007 at 10:10 am
    The whole "only if you`re doing some thing bad" argument assumes a perfect legal system (it`s not--ask someone who spent years on death row then got released based on DNA evidence). Take me--the facts of my life could look suspicious without the whole picture: I`ve been to a Terrorist state (Sri Lanka to do tsunami relief--Tamil tigers INVENTED the suicide bomber belt). I am in contact with aliens (my non-profiut business partner is from NZ). I communicate with folks outside the country. I`ve worked with leftist groups (didn`t know they were so far left when I signed up--it was a grass roots group helping with Katrina relief) On and on. income? no regular job (living off svings while I launch the non-profit)

    A little spin and my ass is in Gitmo. Humanitarian living a non-traditional life, or terrorist suspect?

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    slinky0 Female 30-39
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    January 25, 2007 at 10:23 am
    If you guys believe the trash that Fox spews, then you`re all a bunch of twits.
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    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 10:52 am
    Don`t flatter yourselves people, I don`t think the FBI are interested in listening to you unless you`ve murder many MANY people or they have reason to believe you`re planning on blowing up the white house.
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    WistfulEarth Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 10:56 am
    Nice, now the mafia knows to take the battery out of their cells phones.
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    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 10:59 am
    I bet thats why people get cancer from cell phones, the government is sending CANCER over the air waves, we are all doomed!!!
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    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 11:00 am
    If you don`t do anything wrong you don`t have to worry...and what kind of important stuff are most normal people talking about?? Average people lead very boring lives and have very boring conversations! ("hey, what`s up?", "what ya doin`?)
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    Hansbo Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 11:01 am
    Double coincidence! I`m reading 1984 as well!
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    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 11:04 am
    this is bs. using the tracking device to activate your cellphone. hahah. how about this, instead of "turning off" your cellphone, put in a switch that will cut off the energy from the battery. use your brains guys. they think they`re smart, you can outsmart them. of course that would mess up your cellphone and insurance but who cares as long as you have your frickin freedom. (geez like they care what you say or the things you do, they want criminals, not you)
  49. Profile photo of rhenretta
    rhenretta Male 18-29
    62 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 11:36 am
    wow, I know a guy who was so paranoid he`d make us take the battery out of our cell phone when we went in his house, because he swore the police were listening in on him.... I thought he was crazy
  50. Profile photo of iansquall
    iansquall Female 18-29
    601 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 11:42 am
    Good thing I don`t like cellphones. I don`t have one. I think they`re pushing it with this :/ I didn`t particularly care about the wire-tapping because I`m never going to communicate with terrorists, so... but then again, it`s not like they`re going to hold you to something stupid.

    "Hey, -insert friend name here-, I just pirated -insert music/song here-!"
    "FREEZE, FBI!"

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    phroedoux Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 11:43 am
    Funny how that doesn`t work if the phone doesn`t have a signal. Looks like if the Mob uses cingular or t-mobile their good to go.
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    Catzel Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 11:52 am
    Im glad i dont live in the USA, i live in norway :D
  53. Profile photo of MacGyverNL
    MacGyverNL Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    There`s probably legislation for this. Think about it. Would they really want to listen in on the average Joe? If you`re not a criminal that has something to hide, there`s nothing to worry about.
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    Belial_87 Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    As much as I think this is an appauling breech of our rights, at the same time it doesn`t really worry me, since whatever I`m talking about on my cell phone is of no concern to the government. At any rate, I doubt this will be legal for very long now that it`s common knowledge.
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    thewabbit Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    haven`t they seen the sopranos? the mafia only use payphones.
    ever.
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    jogurl Female 30-39
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    January 25, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    I think it is silly to stick your head in the sand and say well if I am not doing anything illeagal that won`t happen to me...how do you know and the government has been doing it to your regular phone for years and years...The government in canada destroyed records after it was found out they were doing it. What is to stop a neighbor who doesn`t like you from reporting suspicious activity.
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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    To say that as long asyou don`t do anything illegal you`ll be fine is crap. Some laws are crap and should not be followed due to the sheer stupidity of the govt. for ever making them. (victimless crimes)
    So yes, this angers me because I`m trying to live like I should in a "free" country, and some douche bags are taking away my rights and privacy at every chance. And why, to "protect" us? They just want to know everything and not follow rules. The govt. is a f.cking sack of overpaid retards swimming in their own filth.
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    djjeffmaddox Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    drat this...
  59. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    January 25, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    Last time I checked, it was not a freedom to own and use a cell phone. I support this measure a hundred percent. If you do not have a reason to care then don`t. They only target suspects anyways. They don`t want to hear you talking nonsense to your dumb friends anyways... yeah I am talking to you...
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    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
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    January 25, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    It`s a right to privacy thing, not a freedom thing. Of course they only target suspects. But the basic rights of those, even those that are suspected of doing illegal things, are what supposedly make this country great.
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    forestq Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    People, you don`t have to worry if you haven`t done anything stupid. Notice the news anchor said that the FBI used in to eavesdrop on members of the mafia. If you aren`t doing anything illegal, I`m sure you don`t have anything to worry about.
  62. Profile photo of Accurs3ds0ul
    Accurs3ds0ul Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    Makes me glad I don`t own a cell phone. Or a webcam or microphone either.
  63. Profile photo of jlittle622
    jlittle622 Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 1:49 pm
    DAMMIT! Johney ratted us out! I geuss me and the boys will have to start using walkie talkies!!!
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    tourettes Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    Ha i knew about this before you guys all did.
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    madcherries Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    Ugh, the people who think it doesn`t matter just because they`re not committing crimes, are the people who let this administration think they can do this kind of crap in the first place.

    Stop being so naive.

    Seriously.

  66. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    BS. Compleat total BULL SH°T. Not even london has that kind of thing going on, and THEY are big Brother Central. Literly, Each foot of London is Covered by at least one camera.
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    soro Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 2:14 pm
    Damn. I feel scared. lol
  68. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    Lol KoalaMeatPie, you serious? Each foot?
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    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 2:19 pm
    This is honestly my worst nightmare coming true....
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    I hate my country.
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    I`m staring at my cellphone suspiciously right now.
    Hey, what if you were playing a violent video game and they heard, "ah! *BOOM, BOOM-BOOM!* My arm!" And then the FBI rushes in to find a fat, middle-aged man in his boxers eating potato chips.
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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    Yea, fake.
  73. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    "I hate my country."

    Then may I suggest a move to France?

  74. Profile photo of spaldo
    spaldo Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 2:47 pm
    I wonder if they laugh at some of the farts I have been pushing lately. Real Meaty!
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    jmbrch4507 Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    I love it how everyone always says that it`s always America that is the evil ones doing this. Do you honestly think that other countries governments don`t know this? It just happens here and no where else apparently.

    Honestly I am sure that they have been tapping phones like they are now ever since the telephone was invented...They just have the balls to tell us that they do it now.

    But whatever there is espionage in every country, you just hear about it in America more than anywhere else.

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    tmw1488 Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    This is totally an april fool`s joke. I doubt a newscaster would really talk the way he was in a serious broadcast. He was awkward and using weird words. Plus someone who posted earlier mentioned that the date on the video was April 1st.
  77. Profile photo of lossof_life
    lossof_life Female 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:12 pm
    "*opens cell phone*
    `I know you`re there!`"

    Lmfao!

  78. Profile photo of kevinz
    kevinz Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:12 pm
    Plus someone who posted earlier mentioned that the date on the video was April 1st.

    Two words later, he said "j/k lol"

    I`d like to describe the situation as "doubleplusungood".

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    o wow... :(
  80. Profile photo of primetime101
    primetime101 Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    Honestly, if their listening to my phone, They should at least pay half of the phone sex conversation
  81. Profile photo of Yoeri
    Yoeri Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    What freedom....
  82. Profile photo of Bert10099
    Bert10099 Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 4:26 pm
    lol @ kevinz!
    1984 -- Good book.
    Be good or the Thought Police will be after you!

    This cell phone thing is a very good way of maintaining national security. And to those who think it is an invasion of privacy (which it is), and you are not a terrorist, do you really think that: 1. The F.B.I. listens to you, or 2. The F.B.I. gives half a poo what you talk about? Think you are continuously being monitered? No. Your not. There are over 300,000,000 people in the United States. Why would they listen to you?

    And to anyone who doesn`t like living in the United States of America, you can go ahead and move to Iraq, where I`m sure you`ll have much more freedom.

    Doubleplusgood

  83. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 4:26 pm
    *sigh* bye bye freedom
  84. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    I BLAME TEH MONKEY!
  85. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    You guys are retarded. don`t believe that BS. Theres no way the FBI could do that for every single effin cell phone in the world. You`re all just a buncha worry warts. Here we are living normal lives, and then something like this gets posted and you all freak out! jeez, get a grip. just saying, not lashing out at anyone in general.
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    someone? Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    I hardly believe this is true, even if it was, don`t give a poo they aren`t gonna do anything, they can track you on the internet anyway so how is it any different?

    if it was true it would be all over snopes so iuno, I dont really care

  87. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 4:32 pm
    The guy read my mind at the end.
  88. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    whats the point i bet they get the retarded people of the FBI to do that job

    2:04pm i hear money ratteling

    how exciting

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    boredest1 Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    WHAT THE F*CKING HELL JESUS WHY THE F*CK CANT THESE F*CKIN FBI PEOPLE START LENDING SOME TRUST TO THEIR FELLOW AMERICANS!!!!!! I DONT F*CKING UNDERSTAND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!
    !!!! FIRST THESE F*CKIN WIRE TAPS JOHN SHRUB PROPOSES AND NOW THEY CAN HEAR US THROUGH A TURNED OFF CELL PHONE????!!!!!
  90. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
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    January 25, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    I saw Sheppard Smith say the C word accidentally at like 1 am last weekend. Nobody else seemed to notice, though. Fox is just filled with stoners and insane people.

    I tapped my own phone, but thanks for the effort, FBI.

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    Bert10099 Male 13-17
    165 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    Anybody who has a problem with this: You`re probably saying stuff that you don`t want the F.B.I. to hear, right? Well, they don`t care if you`re cheating on your girlfriend. They don`t care if you got a raise at Mc Donald`s. They do care if you are plotting. Not plotting as in a surprise birthday party. Plotting as in, anarchy and blowing up buildings.
  92. Profile photo of person1993
    person1993 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    I know they`re not listening to everybody, but I bet there are a lot of FBI people getting a good laugh:
    "Ha! He just got rejected!"
    "WTF? Why are they talking about screwing goats?"
    "That guy has the weirdest accent..."
    "What a whack pick-up line!"
    "Jeez, that guy is such a nerd... he`s been on IAB for hours!"

    That last one... was that about me? *Shouts into phone, takes out battery*

    There we go!

  93. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:12 pm
    Damn YouTube downtime... as soon as I try to see the FBI tap my phone

    KYAH! They didn`t want you watching!

  94. Profile photo of person1993
    person1993 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    WARNING! TAKING THE BATTERY OUT WON`T DO ANYTHING!

    As I was saying, I was looking at the inside of my old phone, and I discovered a SECOND BATTERY inside the phone. It is pretty small and will hidden, but IT WAS WIRED DIRECTLY TO THE MIC, THE TRACKING CHIP, AND THE ANTENNA! Taking the battery out won`t do anything -- there`s a second battery in there.

  95. Profile photo of madcherries
    madcherries Female 18-29
    179 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    So I guess all you people who don`t care because you`re not doing anything illegal, you guys aren`t going to care when they put cameras in your house to watch every move you make, or track everywhere you go via GPS? Yeah, thats all okay if you`re not doing anything wrong right?

    Have you people even read 1984? Get.A.Friggin.Clue.

  96. Profile photo of snapplemouse
    snapplemouse Female 13-17
    160 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    *looks at phone and plays bad music loudly* HAHA! Eat Britney Spears Effing F.B.I!

    Hey wait, would they report someone selling crack? XDD

  97. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    "america your freedom is slipping away"
    what freedom?
  98. Profile photo of boredchick19
    boredchick19 Female 13-17
    228 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    woah i just got a new RAZR...
  99. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:30 pm
    pay as you go.
    no contracts to tie your name into
  100. Profile photo of philosipher
    philosipher Male 13-17
    28 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    Slippery Slope...
  101. Profile photo of endurito
    endurito Male 30-39
    3 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    Hohohohohohohohohoho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Do you believe in Santa Clause? No!
    Why do you believe every bl*** bullsh** journalist tell to get your attention?
    On one side technically it would be possible to
    switch off everything and make the phone look like it is switched off, but still on.
    This can be detected by everybody - I tell how later.
    But there are too much reasons why this is impossible: the companies that produce and develop this mobile phones are not owned by US citizens.
    Why should they admit the FBI to implement such a spy feature in their phones?
    First there has to be a law allowing this, else it is corruption. 2ndly the communication protocol between the mobile antennas and the mobile phone (today GSM standard) has to contain such feature.
    And the people that defined this standard are from all over the world and won`t have allowed such a tool, that can be misused by anti democratic governments.

    How do you see, whether phone is really off, see next

  102. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    Well... that`s gay.
  103. Profile photo of skit_z
    skit_z Male 13-17
    194 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    Umm... Thats very wrong. Now im pissed.
  104. Profile photo of endurito
    endurito Male 30-39
    3 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    For all the ones that believe such modern "Santa Clause" fairy tale and want to be tranquilized:

    Here the description, how you can test, whether your mobile phone is really switched off:
    If your mobile phone is on and you are just calling somebody, hold it e. g. near to a running radio - until the radio is disturbed and you here it in the radio.
    If you do not call somebody and hold your mobile phone the same way near to this radio you will hear every some minutes some disturbances.

    If you switch off your mobile phone and you hold it as near to the radio as before and you do not
    hear anything, nobody is listening to you through the mobile phones microphone - neither chinese secret service, nor FBI. And if after a hour, you didn`t hear any such disturbance as with switched on mobile, please stop believing in such modern "Santa Clause" fairy tales, that inserious journalists spread

  105. Profile photo of endurito
    endurito Male 30-39
    3 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    ... just to get better spectators figures!

    If you are still insecure, sell your mobile phone, or live in an area without mobile coverage, live is much easier without slavery due to mobile communicantion (;-).

  106. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    *throws cell-phone down a well*
    You can`t hear me now bitches!
  107. Profile photo of Droven101
    Droven101 Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 25, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    Too bad we have no "right to privacy" but rather an implied right to privacy. otherwise this might suck. I also think that it is Santa
  108. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:21 pm
    I don`t really care... as long as you`re not really doing anything bad, then you`ll pretty much be okay, i guess.

    But then again, maybe because I don`t use my cell that much...

  109. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:31 pm
    You know what.. FBI SHOULD RESPECT PEOPLE`S PROPERTY! :-(
  110. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:37 pm
    good thing I don`t have a cell phone eh?
  111. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 6:41 pm
    Why would I care if the FBI eavesdrops...

    "OMG, you know that guy at the mall! He was such a dork. Blah Blah Blah."

    Who would want to listen to that, they said for the mafia type stuff...

  112. Profile photo of Korijenta
    Korijenta Female 18-29
    170 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 7:17 pm
    Makes me want to steal a Mafia member`s phone and sit it next to a loop of "Hips Don`t Lie". :D
  113. Profile photo of Honeybaby626
    Honeybaby626 Female 13-17
    163 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 7:27 pm
    I really don`t think the FBI cares about what i`m saying...
  114. Profile photo of Cat_Kicker
    Cat_Kicker Male 18-29
    65 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 7:55 pm
    Me gonna put phone to very loud music.
  115. Profile photo of ddr_coke21
    ddr_coke21 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    Isn`t this a violation of the constition?

    If it is.... Wouldn`t the FBI be breaking their own rules?

    Meh. They do it all the time.

    Luckily, I made a tin foil hat last year... I knew that I`d need it someday.

  116. Profile photo of Omagablade
    Omagablade Male 18-29
    109 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 8:10 pm
    oh noes, the fbi!
  117. Profile photo of jogurl
    jogurl Female 30-39
    51 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 8:11 pm
    it is not so much that they are just using it to evesdrop on illeagal activities it is an invasion of privacy...regardless of who you are...and where does it end...how do you put limits on this...are they just suspected of doing illeagal acts...no matter how you put it it is an invasion of privacy...who is too say even if i don`t own a cell phone that someone I know is given one with the intention of spying on me...
  118. Profile photo of jogurl
    jogurl Female 30-39
    51 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 8:12 pm
    oh and I am canadian and I believe it happens here as well no doubt about it
  119. Profile photo of sean9812
    sean9812 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    Good thing to know that next time i plan to kill someone i should take out my cellphone battery!
  120. Profile photo of Kain14
    Kain14 Male 30-39
    30 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 8:40 pm
    check this out has the unedited video along with the full storey not quite what you get from this

    http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/wiretapping/f...

  121. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    It`s nice to say, "don`t do anything illegal," but what happens when the government decides to change the rules on illegal? How soon till smoking becomes illegal? You know, too much caffeine isn`t good for you, maybe that latte you`re sucking back while driving could be illegal one day. I could go on, but you must be geting bored.
  122. Profile photo of Lord_Savior
    Lord_Savior Male 18-29
    177 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 9:02 pm
    Marram, I do believe you should wait and see what others say. Possibly get more information, say? Such as maybe the person who posted right below you. It makes you look a bit premature. Which i understand you are, but learn how to conform logical thoughts before expressing rash ones.
  123. Profile photo of Lord_Savior
    Lord_Savior Male 18-29
    177 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 9:05 pm
    Necrotism, your above 18, move to another country. If you insist upon believing that our country is as bad as you say, move to Cuba, maybe Korea. Oh yea thats right! They`ll kill you! Well, it`s worse here isn`t it?
  124. Profile photo of omgwtfho
    omgwtfho Female 18-29
    218 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    "The government can hear you at all times through a device that has no battery power," says *FOX NEWS.*

    Pshh. A member of the media on television said it, so it MUST be true.

  125. Profile photo of gibsonsga73
    gibsonsga73 Male 13-17
    268 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 9:21 pm
    those basta.rds
  126. Profile photo of steerpike_
    steerpike_ Male 18-29
    157 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 9:59 pm
    Why am I not surprised. The price of America`s freedom or whatever you`d like to call it is total lack of privacy.
  127. Profile photo of Jackal666
    Jackal666 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 10:02 pm
    Are you people honestly gullible enough to believe everything that FOX NEWS presents to you? Do any of you people remember March 23, 2003, when FOX NEWS reported a "huge chemical weapons factory found in southern Iraq" that didn`t exist? Do any of you remember when three weeks later, FOX NEWS reported "weapons-grade plutonium possibly found at Iraq nuclear complex" when the complex never even existed? The point is that FOX NEWS is not credible reporting, and if you all want to believe their bull then you are all extremely gullible.
  128. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 10:04 pm
    I can just imagine them putting cameras on our normal house supplies now.Thank god I don`t do anything illegal. O_o Or do I? Dun dun DUNNN!

    Seriously though, this is scary.

  129. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    Oh and not all news stories are fake. Can you prove that whatever journalist did this story wrong? Check for yourself and come back with some credible proof and I will gladly believe you. But now if I were to fall for info from some random person over the internet that I never even met before, then THATS gullible.
    Believing news isn`t gullible, its trusting. I don`t believe every news story I see, but searching it and talking to some of the people I know (I`m a beginner journalist, I am taught ways to get information you all would never know) has prooved that this story is more on the hard news story then fluff. Though the facts point toward only certain phones having this government access, but that is still a good start. Soon enough they may just be able to breach everyones phones, though probably not turned off until a few years from then.

    ANYWAYS before you try to prove news coverage wrong, please try a little research. Through the FOIA (Freedom of information act) (c)

  130. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 10:19 pm
    (c) you can request any documents or information from the government. You may have a problem getting this because one of the rules is that they `don`t expose government plans in war` and Bush could make up a lame excuse for the branches of government to not give you the info, or at least have it take a few months.

    For example, someone a long while ago (don`t remember the date) requested printings sent to him and the government was forced to give up the papers and our (as in America`s) government was actually using a nuclear plant to make people do things through chemical poisoning that confuses the brain. You can learn a lot through the FOIA, or any other research. Try it if you want.

    (sorry for so many posts)

  131. Profile photo of Jackal666
    Jackal666 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 10:22 pm
    What proof do I need when the journalist obviously has no true proof himself? He just threw out the statement that our cell phones can be tracked WHEN THEY AREN`T ON, which isn`t possible without some type of technology that does, in fact, turn on the cell phone through a wireless transmission. That would mean that a cell phone would have to have some sort of remote controller built inside of the thing (eg. bluetooth wireless technology, which is what turns on an XBOX 360 console) to turn it on, and by the way, not many cell phones have bluetooth, I know mine doesn`t. Now, while I will admit that it is possible to track all of our phone calls, it isn`t really all that probable that the government is doing this. Why would you trust FOX NEWS anyway? They suck. If CNN or NBC reports it, then I`ll actually believe it because those two news stations have a history of being credible unlike FOX NEWS.
  132. Profile photo of FlowrPowr10
    FlowrPowr10 Female 13-17
    172 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 10:39 pm
    Ahem can we say 1984 anyone???
  133. Profile photo of Ron_Burgundy
    Ron_Burgundy Male 18-29
    341 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 10:51 pm
    I don`t care, I have nothing to hide, they aren`t going to care if you say like "o man I have 14 unpaid parking tickets", our freedom isn`t slipping away, our government is just trying to protect us from further instances such as 9/11.
  134. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 11:26 pm
    Did they like sneak into my purse to implant the device? Heck, did they sneak into my mom`s purse? My phone is a couple of years old, so unless Sanyo has been putting that crap in since then...>_>;;;
    *picks up phone which is turned off*
    STOP TOUCHING MY TRA-LA-LA MICHAEL JACKSON! I`M ONLY A LIL KID!
    *waits for FBI to break down door*
  135. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 11:43 pm
    this is really.. creepy... but i will assume they aren`t tracking anyone but people they have attained ...warrants or, papers.. or whatever they need for it
  136. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    January 25, 2007 at 11:57 pm
    wow what a way to crash my freedom of privacy.

    They won`t even need a authorization of any kind anymore.

  137. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 12:01 am
    it doesnt matter if your not saying anything illegal

    slippery slope effect.

    we ARE going to lose everything.
    because idiots are saying they dont care because they arnt doing anything wrong.

  138. Profile photo of kikikitkat
    kikikitkat Female 13-17
    152 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 12:18 am
    Um... this doesn`t apply to Canada, right?
  139. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 12:32 am
    Christ people... most of you idiots need to get some perspective. Or am I the only republican on this website?? Reading 90 percent of your posts is what makes me angry, not the FBI. How about a little bit of objectivity... not reactivity. If you don`t understand what objective is, look it up. It will be your first lesson to a new life.
  140. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 1:05 am
    splurbyburble, sorry to say but don`t bother talking reason or give explanations, it doesn`t do any good anymore, people want to believe all republicans are bad, the Clinton family is the best politicians ever, and removing Saddam from power was a big mistake.

    Think its bad now, wait till the next president (which no doubt will be Democrat) which the philosophy is MORE power to the government and less to the people.

  141. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 1:06 am
    Oh splurbyburbl! Thank you SO much for a new life! Only YOUR words of ultimate wisdome could have shown us the way! All praise... that guy, whatever his name is for his ULTIMATE SUPERIORITY over all of us!!!
    As if you being a republican is what makes you different and therefore "better" than us.
    Objectivity, reactivity, you post doesn`t inspire or teach anyone.
    You just sound like an ass.
  142. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 1:34 am
    Violation of my rights!!!!!
    X-(
  143. Profile photo of BusH8r7905
    BusH8r7905 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 2:51 am
    ok how many of you after hearing this, grabbed your (turned off) cell phone, cussed at the government, and looked around paranoally... ok, just me.
  144. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 5:45 am
    I`ve watched the video a few times, and nowhere do I see `April 1.` So this may not be an April Fool`s joke.

    If anyone`s over-reacting, it`s FOX News for taking what the FBI says and spinning it into a totalitarian nightmare. According to that gizmodo article posted by Kain14, "the FBI replaces the phones of people they are tracking with specially outfitted models" that CAN be turned on and listened to remotely. Somehow FOX decides to say "HOLY CRAP EVERYBODY THE GOVERNMENT CAN HEAR YOUR PHONE CONVERSATIONS!!!" And average people say "OMG WTF THOSE LOOZERS!!!" And pro-government people say "OMG STFU IT`S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD U NOOBS!!!" And people who don`t own cell phones piss themselves laughing at online exchanges...kind of like this one.

  145. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 9:16 am
    Weird.
  146. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    I`m glad I live in a country that tries to protect me. :)
  147. Profile photo of jogurl
    jogurl Female 30-39
    51 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 2:34 pm
    It does pretain to you in canada...for years the canadian government was taping regular peoples phone calls thropugh there landlines...I think protecting our countries and slowly taking our privacy and freedoms away are somthing qite differnt
  148. Profile photo of kickass9
    kickass9 Male 13-17
    176 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    So, they might catch me having an argument with my dad.... thats about it.
  149. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 5:19 pm
    hopefully its only in america :O
  150. Profile photo of DiePSPolice
    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    LINK

    This is why suspects, even terrorist suspects, deserve the right to fair and speedy trials; because they might be innocent. Everybody in this country is innocent until proven guilty. I don`t particularly believe in slippery slope arguments, but in this case I do. The government should never be trusted to "do the right thing" with power. That means no detaining me indefinitely as an "enemy combatant" and no listening to my phone calls. Ok, you can listen to my phone calls if you get a warrant. Oversight is good.

  151. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    Fox News putting fear into the general populace? Meh, what else is on?
  152. Profile photo of rockangel249
    rockangel249 Female 13-17
    123 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 5:58 pm
    i`m yelling into my cellphone right now...
  153. Profile photo of ramza321
    ramza321 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 6:51 pm
    Someone who gives up freedom for security deserves neither.
  154. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 9:04 pm
    How does that quote apply to this article, ramza321? I don`t think anyone here is *asking* the FBI to eavesdrop through their cell phones.
  155. Profile photo of mushslipvayn
    mushslipvayn Male 13-17
    146 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 9:33 pm
    And there goes another reason why I HATE the F.B.I.!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  156. Profile photo of tftlcd
    tftlcd Male 18-29
    36 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 10:45 pm
    well if you think about it we really are starting to lose our freedom of everything i think we just need new government leaders
  157. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    January 26, 2007 at 11:00 pm
    Jackal666: Did I not say "Though the facts point toward only certain phones having this government access"???
    Reading isn`t bad for you you know, it could make your arguments more affective and agreeable. If your point is to make me agree with you, good luck. Your going to need it.

    Also, did I not also say " I don`t believe every news story I see"?

    You argument was just arguing against what I typed, even though I typed basically what you were arguing for. (kinda confusing) Read through previous posts before you become all offensive about it.

  158. Profile photo of Infoseeker
    Infoseeker Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 27, 2007 at 3:09 am
    "our freedom is not slipping away at all... just dont say anything that is threatening to the country you stupid asses"

    How stupid are you? Freedom of speech anyone? Stating that your freedom is not being taken away immediately followed by the condition that you not say anything "threatening to the country" is contradictory.

  159. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 3:50 am
    *sigh* and so falls the american people.

    "Any society that would give a little liberty to gain a little security, would deserve neithe and lose both." - Ben Franklin

  160. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 5:07 am
    Hey, here`s a question:

    Does ANYBODY here care that this can only be done on <i>specially-designed</i> cellphones (to be planted on criminal suspects), and NOT on the average cellphone sitting in somebody`s purse or pocket?

  161. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 5:08 am
    And dammit, how do you make words italic???
  162. Profile photo of snottydyck
    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 10:25 am
    as long as they get the muslum bastards
  163. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 10:28 am
    Philanus, maybe *you* can tell me how that quote applies to this article? It doesn`t, because no one is *choosing* to give up liberty for security. Instead of rushing to post an acclaimed quote in the effort of appearing smart, maybe one should examine the philosophy behind it and what it actually means.
  164. Profile photo of BeatleAddict
    BeatleAddict Female 13-17
    226 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 5:17 pm
    Methinks Fox loves to use cellphones as a panic button. Before this I remember my biology teacher talking about a Fox news report saying cellphones make people sterile from microwaves. Great job, especially as microwaves are too large to enter the body.
  165. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    January 28, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    God darn it.. now where`d I put my tin foil hat.. and now I gotta hang up the bottle cap curtains, I thought this crap was over with.. >>;
  166. Profile photo of qtran77
    qtran77 Female 13-17
    211 posts
    January 28, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    I don`t have a cell phone, and for once, I don`t feel bad saying it.
  167. Profile photo of MRMike
    MRMike Male 13-17
    217 posts
    January 28, 2007 at 9:56 pm
    I`m gonna record a message and loop it though my phone all year then! I`ll just turn it off and to nothing to it! just let it play again and again and again! Though I`m gonna put it in something soundproof of course!
  168. Profile photo of saintnick
    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    January 29, 2007 at 12:44 am
    http://tinwiki.org/wiki/Tinfoil_hat

    bad news folks, the fbi & illuminati can listen to you through tin foil

  169. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    January 29, 2007 at 12:58 am
    ^ "Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government`s invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason."

    Oh God, nothing is safe!!!

  170. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    January 31, 2007 at 8:42 pm
    That`s funny!
  171. Profile photo of lolabunny413
    lolabunny413 Female 18-29
    44 posts
    January 31, 2007 at 11:39 pm
    they listen to keywords like party,free beer,free pot,sex

    fbi: female body investigators

  172. Profile photo of mikeyisred
    mikeyisred Female 13-17
    161 posts
    April 24, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    Please stay where you are. the Beaureau of Morality is on its way to start your re-education.
  173. Profile photo of deviantwoah
    deviantwoah Female 13-17
    4 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    i might even play this video to my phone! MUAHAHA

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