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Date: 01/09/07 02:30 AM

41 Responses to Dumb College Quotes

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 8, 2007 at 10:21 pm
    Link: Dumb College Quotes - Dumb things said by college students.
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    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 2:33 am
    wow cant wait til i get to college and all the stupid things ill probably say
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    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 3:04 am
    ahh college...Thatz whear ya gets EDJU-MA-KA-SHUN-ARIED o` corse
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    BigGuyMikePA Male 18-29
    99 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 3:25 am
    Why didn`t this work for me? Is God mocking me?
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    DaphneTrojan Female 13-17
    145 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 4:18 am
    "Are you from heaven, because I`ve got an erection!"
    XDD That`s amazing.
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    Darkmartyr Male 18-29
    130 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 4:36 am
    Luke: So, are you mad that I`m 3000 miles away and you can`t get laid?
    Kat: The hell I can`t, I had sex last night.
    Luke: Wanna run that by me again?
    Kat: ...poo.
    -Christmas break in the military

    You have to love that kind of stupidity. Reading the site makes me want to have a drink... wierd.

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    LaurensK90 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 5:01 am
    "If flies don`t have wings, are they called walks?"
    -Ian, letting out a brain fart
    University of Georgia

    hey, I actually made that one up myself earlier :P

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    zintosion Male 13-17
    400 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 7:53 am
    LOL i nvr knew dumb people went to college XD
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    LaurensK90 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 8:16 am
    Whitney: It was like being at a concert. You know how it`s kind of chill before the band comes out and then they come out and the place drating erupts?
    Jules: Yeah.
    Whitney: My tits were the band.
    -Body shots in Panama City Beach

    LOL!!! that one really made me crack up :-P

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    HillbillyGuy Male 18-29
    68 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 9:30 am
    Come to think of it, I never heard anyone I went to college with say something even remotely intelligent....
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    wolkanne Male 30-39
    226 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 9:44 am
    "I`VE GOT LEGS!! ...Wait, why have you all gone quiet?"
    -Lee, after hearing that a girl at a party would "drat anything on legs"

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl
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    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 10:36 am
    So this is our future? Sad....
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    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
    213 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 11:10 am
    these are good


    Brittany: Eww that fog machine smells gross. They should make different scents.
    Gale: Yeah, like "drunk."
    Brittany: What would that smell like?
    Kenny: Like stale beer, used condoms and vomit?
    -On hazy propositions
    University of Washington

    Louie: Dude that girl just sucked me off in the restroom like half an hour ago.
    LJ: drat dude she just gave me a good night kiss!
    Louie: But she doesn`t even know you....
    -Discussing party etiquette
    University of Puerto Rico

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    takerrules Male 18-29
    236 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 11:12 am
    Good old college stupidideety
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    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 11:48 am
    "Of course it was the anal sex, Tom! What do you think all the butter was for?!?"

    From ODU, hell yeah i`m proud to go there...

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    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    Wait, I forgot. When did swearing become funny? I must have missed the memo, because I don`t find 3/4 of these quotes funny at all.
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    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    "Drinking on the job is like having a hot cousin. You want to do it, but you know you`ll regret it the next morning."
    -Bret, on bad ideas

    ive had the same idea XD jk

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    fluffy101 Female 13-17
    263 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 1:58 pm
    Josh: Why do girls always wear hair ties on their wrists?
    Jocelyn: So you can throw your hair back when you`re having a quickie.
    -One of life`s little mysteries finally explained


    lol, shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush.... der not supposed 2 no dat.........

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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 2:47 pm
    ...Ugh. I`ll repeat: college students are some of the stupidest people I know, more so because they have a great reason *not* to be.
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    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    Wow, colleges use to educate, now you can go to college in the food court or on the computer without test scores....
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    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    lolol @ Tracy!
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    haha, funny stuff. it amazes me what these college people said.....
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    I "lol"ed a couple of times ...lol.
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    Nuke555 Male 30-39
    170 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 5:44 pm
    Lmfao I miss my colege days.
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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    link doesnt work for me.
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    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 6:35 pm
    Just like the title.. dumb!
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    Viktorija Female 18-29
    420 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    "i don`t have sex JUST to have sex."

    "oh good"

    "i do it to objectify women"

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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 8:31 pm
    Rachel: This kid is such a good actress, I watched her on a TV show once and she played a blind kid and I thought that she really was blind, kinda like the time a thought that Leonardo DiCaprio really was retarded when I saw him in...
    Drie: What`s Eating Gilb--
    Rachel: --Titanic.


    Carrie`s Mom: Do you see a lot of peeps in New York?
    Carrie: ...The little marshmallow birds?
    Carrie`s Mom: No! That`s what you call people on AOL.

    LLLOOOLLL

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    toxic_jelly Female 18-29
    15 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 9:05 pm
    Kevin: I`m gonna throw you the sleaziest bachelor party ever.
    Darren: I`ll wind up with like 5 STDs. I`ll have super gonorrhea.
    Kevin: It won`t just be the clap, it`ll be a standing ovation.

    Hahahahaha, now that is genius.

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    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 10:13 pm
    Hahahahaha! I`m still laughing from this stuff.
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    mangarooboo Female 13-17
    280 posts
    January 9, 2007 at 10:29 pm
    it`s like a college version of bash.org haha
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    January 10, 2007 at 9:34 am
    hah
    :)
    funny stuff
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    Volaverunt Male 13-17
    160 posts
    January 10, 2007 at 11:40 am
    some of them were funny
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    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    January 10, 2007 at 12:56 pm
    lol...what I don`t get is, why do ppl study so drating hard to get to college. Then once they get there, they automatically become drunk idiots?? lol, its still funny tho, and these quotes make it better.
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    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    January 10, 2007 at 1:06 pm
    I am so glad I`m not that stupid. Really hoping that one of those quotes wasn`t from my friend. I have such a bad feeling it was because it sounds like him.
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    mlemlo Female 18-29
    32 posts
    January 10, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    "Rule number one: never trust a statistic. It`s pretty ironic that I`m saying this on the first day of class, but everything you`re about to learn is useless."
    -Professor H, on the first day of Stats

    I so wish I had this teacher.

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    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 10, 2007 at 4:45 pm
    This reminds me in something, one of my smarter ex-fellow students said, while he was tampering around with his calculator: "Hey, this pi-number is always the same!"
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1652 posts
    January 10, 2007 at 9:47 pm
    Rachel: This kid is such a good actress, I watched her on a TV show once and she played a blind kid and I thought that she really was blind, kinda like the time a thought that Leonardo DiCaprio really was retarded when I saw him in...
    Drie: What`s Eating Gilb--
    Rachel: --Titanic.

    LMAO. I was thinking whats eating gilbert grape too but then I scrolled down.

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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 7:15 am
    I suddenly REALLY wish I had gone to university.
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    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 11:09 pm
    Mixing beer and video games is just brilliant. I want to do that now.
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    FLB Female 18-29
    1228 posts
    January 23, 2007 at 7:03 am
    nice and random

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