Worst Robber Ever

Submitted by: Pikachu42 10 years ago in Funny
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This my friends, is how not to rob a liquor store.
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Male 3
Owned!
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Male 21
Haha! Idiot! Serves him right.
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Female 655
wowwhat an idiot! hahahaha maan i bet her was sore in the morning, he fell about 5 times! pahahah XD
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Female 152
hahhahhaha loved it!
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Male 21
lol...even though he didnt die this still deserves a darwin award. lol i loved how he threw the bottle at the camera and missed.
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Female 158
didnt know that someone could be so stupid...
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Female 198
his back must be fulla glass lol poor poor idiot
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Male 302
The cops were probably laughing at him. "Hey look at this! We got another on our list!"
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Male 194
he was probably drunk, i wonder what the police though when they saw the tape. lol
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Female 173
Good lord!
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Female 39
LOL!
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Male 2,306
We know it`s a burglary. Also, this is pretty stupid. I just still do not understand why he didn`t use his head to break through the plexiglass [sp?] it just makes sense.
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Male 182
that was the funniest video ive seen in a while
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Male 68
What a moron!
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Female 322
This guy brings stupid to a whole new level. He probably would have had better luck robbing the place by day.
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Female 187
i thought he woulda impaled himself on all those bottles.he got very lucky.hmm...mayb he should of, then we would have one less stupid b4st4rd in the world
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Female 811
OMFG I hope that was fake.
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Female 80
Stupid guy lol.
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Male 713
I dont usually say this but this whole thing smells fake.
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Male 188
I wonder if this is the same guy that actually called the police because he couldn`t get back out? I remember a story much like this one some time ago.
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Female 2
to moda effing funny, funniest ish see taday
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Male 1,217
drunk and needed more alcohol

this music is from a HIP-HOP song. after seeing all the negative reviews on the eminem & stewie thing, im appalled. is that how u spell it?

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Female 205
that was a foolish attempt and i laughed the whole time. there should be more people who preform their daily lives on this level of stupidity
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Male 128
er.... `represent`
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Female 247
I hope he`s out of jail now so he can do some more ridiculously stupid things that will make me laugh!
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Male 96
Point is: don`t do drugs.
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Female 943
poor guy; he isnt too bright, is he now?
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Male 986
uhhh..... ya.. well....
Mr. bob failed to rob teh store.... and managed to look stupid
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Male 803
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Male 25
lol i thought he was drunk or on drugs!!!
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Female 32
How was he still up and walking after falling twice? I honestly thought after the first fall he`d just lay there passed out until the cops came.
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Male 242
I think he should pull up his pants in order to pull of something like this.
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Female 1,065
poor poor stupid, stupid guy...
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Female 15
I thought he would have broken his neck more than once.


and what was up with him laying flat on the floor?

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Female 357
emmabatty: Does it hurt so much to spell right? Its `what` not wot.
Jak-Steel: `I love how I gave up at the end.` ...That was you?

Heh anyways that movie was awesome. Though I have a hint that it was fake (no blood when he fell on top of glass bottles, and pure stupidity) I seriously don`t care. Favs.

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Male 243
bet that sh** hurt when he fell on all those glass bottles.....stupid a**
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Male 227
^ Ditto
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Female 28
that is sad. i cant believe that someone actually was that stupid. you can tell he wanted to be the gangester falling from the roof. my favorite part is when he missed throwing the bottle at the camera.
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Female 181
Hahaha, how sad!
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Male 20
i acullty thought he would get away with it
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Male 98
I lol`d intensely.
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Female 2,084
my brother told me about this video on thurday but this is the first time i`ve seen it. it`s hilarious.
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Female 1,984
Hilarious. Loved the background music!
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Male 83
Think he may have hit quite a few liquour storesd before that one.
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Female 501
laughing out so loud!!! that was great. because it wasnt me:)
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Male 1,496
Ok well first this is probably in the US and no free health care unlike here in Canada.

2nd: he broke more then he stole.

3rd: he got caught

but at least he knew when to quit... actually never mind.

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Female 26
*shakes head sadly* that was...ridiculus.
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Male 733
this is way to good to be true. some one tell me its been staged?, its fookin hialious!
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Female 584
Idiocy.
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Male 542
Big LOL
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Male 616
This was on TV a few years back. "America`s Funniest Criminals" I think it was called. But it only showed the part where he slammed his face on the ground.
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Male 498
LOL was he drunk ?
:-D
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Male 2,306
His skull was so d.amn thick he should have just smashed the door apart with his fat a.ss skull.
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Male 732
@boredchick19: You`re a sexist! Go away, meanie!

One more thing to the burglair: They don`t have to be afraid he might escape from prison!

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Male 713
He climbed through at night time, and fell through during day time?
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Female 458
how can you NOT get caught, purple?
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Female 29
Something tells me that he`ll be a likely candidate for the Darwin awards in the near future.
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Male 230
Victoryrider: my hero is the aflak duck///
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Male 2
He didn`t bounce.... LOL!
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Female 71
*sigh* if you feel down the first time why get back up... your just gonna end up dissapointing yourself. did he get caught?!?! if he didn`t he is really really really really lucky.
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Female 190
HA HA HA!!
It was so funny in the beginning when he fell~!
xD

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Female 111
BEST STUPID VIDEO OF THE YEAR
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Female 228
that had to be fake... not even a boy is that stupid... loljk
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Male 24
i loved the throw at the camera (and the miss!!) and the fact that he just sat there and waited...maybe the smartest thing he did.
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Male 131
wtf v_wilkes85 is the new kramer. ur in some deep sh*t.
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Male 632
Ouch!! He got "stabbed" by 30 bottles of liquor all at the same time!!!
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Female 878
That was great.
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Male 14
....ok....i think we should all take notes on this perfect burglary!!..it was AMAZING!!! hahahahhahahaahhahahaha
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Female 321
ha......he was definately drunk.

another thing...the music sucked...

and pikachu42, i`m not your friend...

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Male 1,014
Well, if anybody would know how to make music to commit larcenous acts by it would be dr. dre I guess....this is one of the best clips ever on IAB! Not fake, I read about this guy in a bathroom reader not too long ago. I think this may be JamalJones, we haven`t heard from him in a while, guess they don`t have the internet in prison!
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Male 559
wow......
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Male 164
annoying music? the music is what it what made it more funny..its by "dr.dre and xzibit" called "Bi*ch please"
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Female 690
Ha ha, he probably has brain damage from falling so much.
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Male 870
Funny clip; annoying music.
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Male 205
Damn, that looked unpleasent. And by far, the worst robbery possible. I mean he got ownt by inaniment objects people!
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Male 3,631
I stand corrected; this is a BURGLARY, not a robbery! I don`t think that guy would have been capable of a robbery, would probably shoot himself within the first few seconds looking down the barrel to make sure the thing was loaded or something...
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Male 131
OW. This looks so painful. How can you fall onto hundreds of bottles and then get back up? How can you survive a 20 foot drop onto your head? Beats me. Next time while robbing a liquor, GO IN THROUGH THE DOOR!

Siggie here.

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Male 1,521
somebody sent me the same video in a Mail yesterday. Stupid, this guy is more related to animals than humans. such an Idiot, stupid ignorant piece of Crap!
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Male 1,386
lolololol. that guy is so feaking stupid. i like how at first while trying to get up the wall, he falls. then through the ceiling. then off a ladder.
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Male 203
laugh out loud, fair enough. still, y did ultra-bored put out so many times? lol ;) i had to come back and watch this again and i think maybe this is a staged video. ridicule me if u like, i doubt myself even, just putting the idea out there. watch the way he slips/lets go outside and how his landings go, as i said just an idea. Crowe
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Male 274
well normally the smart people get jobs, so the stupid people become criminals. and a big contibuter to doctors paychecks! :D
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Male 18
By the way, those liquor bottles totally owned him. And the roof. And the ground. And the ceiling tiles. And the door. And the cops.
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Male 18
Reminds me of my dad...
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Male 70
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Female 1,398
acehigh is an idiot.

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Female 70
haha.
that guy rules.
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Male 239
Dee dee dee!
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Female 1,407
Must`ve been a newbie. Or a moron. LOL
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Female 2,220
I agree with skatezero62

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAAHHA

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Female 72
why would you roba liquor store and only take cigs? You had that shopping cart for something! Might as well get drunk while you are waiting for the cops!
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Female 444
Lol this guy is a pro robber xD
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Male 2,781
PWNAGE!!!

I WAS ROFLMMFAO!!

SWEET

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Male 239
Stupid
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Male 561
wow...lol
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Male 1,364
hahahaha. I love how i just gave up at the end.
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Male 799
rotflol what an idiot
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Male 319
rofl! I`m diggin` this link
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Male 142
hahaha that was good
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Female 157
hahaha what a dumba.ss.
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Female 3
i think everyone has him misunderstood


he`s obviously not from around there

and where he`s from that`s how they always shop for cigs and alcohol

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Male 130
This is the coolest way to rob a convenience store ever.
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Female 33
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Male 1,725
something tells me he was drunk when he did this lol
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Male 20
Its stands for laughing Out Loud...
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Male 6
dratin non-nice individual
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Male 203
that was ace :D unlucky dude lol does that stand for lots of laughs? if so, y did the dude above say of so many times? ;) Crowe
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Male 101
loooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooo ooooooo ooooooooo ooooooooo oooooooo oooo ooo oooooooo ooooooooo ooooooooo ooooooooooo oo ooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo oooooooo oooooo ooooooo oooooooo oooool
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Female 818
That was FUNNY! XD
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Male 732
Haha! Breaks in and can`t get out again!
I wonder how much asbesthos he inhaled upon falling through the ceiling.
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Female 609
LOL he couldnt get out so he sat there infront of the door and had a cig. lol!!!! i bet it was fun to trash the place though. wierd how there wasnt any blood after he fell ontop of all thoose GLASS bottles
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Female 128
was he drunk already? wot an idiot!
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Female 242
this has got to be one of the funniest failed robberys i`ve EVER seen. i`m at work and that just started my day off great hahaha.
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Female 2,552
Lol, people amaze me.
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Male 128
what a drating loser
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Female 5
I actualy felt kinda sorry for him when he had to give himself up at the end LOL
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Female 454
it`s the perfect crime
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Male 2,605
Hope he had fun.
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Male 191
That was awesome... that guy is pretty good, I`m suprised he got caught.
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Male 74
Funny.
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Female 142
total idiot....
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Male 276
-.-; What a loser, the music was annoying though.
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Male 1,115
*Insert Skatezero`s comment here*
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Female 447
BWAHAHA!

That`s awesome!

The best part is when he tries to pry the door open with the cart and sliiiides across the linoleum!

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Female 441
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am surprized he didnt break his neck or something.I liked wen he had the shoppping cart.lol.
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Male 159
Lol, that was the funniest thing I seen all day.
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Female 873
Lol! tht was exactly what i needed to start my day off right :D
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Male 1,420
"Now either the guy was and im giing a good reason and lack there of dumb....or he was just plain stupid....BTW First post"
did you even watch the video? also, simple punctuation such as commas can really make your sentence understandable.
"but who is the Music by???? I gotta have that."
oh, the guy was blasting music while he was robbing, it was from that :-P

"It`s the store owner`s fault. He is likely a white racist, else, he would have made his store easier to break into. The owner should be sued for not making his store more accessible to the underprivileged after hours."
you know what the sad thing abotu America is? some idiot jury is going to find the defendant guilty.

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Female 220
That`s the saddest thing I have seen in a while.
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Male 756
It`s the store owner`s fault. He is likely a white racist, else, he would have made his store easier to break into. The owner should be sued for not making his store more accessible to the underprivileged after hours.
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Male 2,057
lol, making this up as he went along i think
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Male 452
I can still get out of here... it`s not as if anybody has noticed all the racket!
Hah what a moron!!!
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Female 296
O.o;
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Female 795
when people rob stores like this are they actually stupid enough to think they are NOT on camera???
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Male 3,631
All for a few packs of cigarettes... we just don`t see this from WHITE robbers!
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Male 724
He must have been stoned out of his mind, theres no other way to explain how he maintained a high level of motor skills and endured large amounts of pain.
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Female 648
Are you KIDDING ME?!?!!?
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Female 149
did i see something wrong or did he start putting his bottles through the till before he realised he was there to rob?!
lmao i could do a better job than him
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Male 27
How did this idiot not DIE?!!! First he lands on his SKULL, then he falls on 20 glass bottles sticking straight up! And how did he get there,DRIVE?
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Male 1,354
ugh.
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Male 356
Beer bad. Karma good.
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Female 170
He was just walking round with the trolley like he was just shopping... heheh. He obviously didn`t plan this through. I reckon he probably was drunk.
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Female 199
Giving himself up was probably the smartest thing he`d done all night.
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Female 104
ROFLMAO
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Male 2,513
Nice... He sat there and smoked his last free world fag while the police looked in on the stupid criminal.
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Male 14
i used to have a friend that was that stupid in high school. this video totally reminded me of him. last time i ran into him he was in rehab for crystal meth.
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Male 555
Well at least he didn`t try to molotov his way out..:-/
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Female 2,027
i loved the way he threw a bottle at the cctv camera and missed lol!
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Female 27
OMG... that looked like it hurt. :(
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Male 8
Hilarious... but who is the Music by???? I gotta have that.
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Female 27
The shopping cart was my favorite.
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Male 119
ive seen little kids better at breaking and entering + theft
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Male 701
i hurt my stomach i was laughing so hard...well it hard bein a gangsta
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Female 112
*facepalm*
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Male 24
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Male 1,461
Man I was diggin the music. He`s my new hero. Was he drunk?
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Female 3,562
too funny to be real
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Male 606
HAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA. what a freaking moron. he fell so many damn times
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Female 25
he was STUPID or already drunk lol.. but this is old i saw it idk how long ago
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Male 90
Now either the guy was and im giing a good reason and lack there of dumb....or he was just plain stupid....BTW First post
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Female 1,492
Link: Worst Robber Ever [Rate Link] - This my friends, is how not to rob a liquor store.
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