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Date: 12/06/06 02:05 AM

33 Responses to Things a Man Should Know About Fatherhood

  1. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 6:41 pm
    Link: Things a Man Should Know About Fatherhood - Things every man should know about raising a child. Aww let`s hear it for dads!
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    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 7:57 pm
    "We really don`t need the visual, that`s why."
    Yeah, bad thoughts!

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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 8:38 pm
    What lamer needs a guide to raise their own kid. Here`s a tip: If you can`t take care of the child, don`t have it. (good to now about the nipple lip flip thing though E )
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    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 2:13 am
    "7. Your child, at birth, already has a deeply complicated relationship with his mother, and, for the first year, you are only a curiosity.

    For a couple of years after that, an amusement-park ride.

    Then, a referee.

    And finally, a bank."
    lol so true.

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    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 2:15 am
    Father who bring his son fishing is a good father...

    ... but there a very special place in heavens for those who bring their daughter shopping ^_-

    <3 my father, and he is not going to heavens, he is a politician... =P

    And and Xelous, I wonder if you ever have been parents, even if you read tons of books, ask arround and stuff there one thing that strike you when they here: As much as you was sure you was prepare for it ... No one never really is :P

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    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 2:17 am
    my father always say also :

    Fathers are banker gave by mothers nature to their childs...

    its not THAT true but its still funny :P

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    acehigh Male 30-39
    90 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 2:43 am
    i have to say as a father that 99.9 % of these are correct.
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    stereotypic Male 18-29
    356 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 3:53 am
    "7. Your child, at birth, already has a deeply complicated relationship with his mother, and, for the first year, you are only a curiosity.
    For a couple of years after that, an amusement-park ride.

    Then, a referee.

    And finally, a bank. "


    --Why do I feel like I just got nailed?

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    Kainonis Male 18-29
    243 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 4:51 am
    7 is completely true.
  10. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 6:00 am
    I thought this was kind of stupid...
  11. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 6:29 am
    They forgot one: Duct tape shouldn`t be used on diapers...ever.
  12. Profile photo of Xxayna
    Xxayna Female 30-39
    316 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 7:21 am
    That was hilarious! Especially #7, which is so true!
  13. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 8:31 am
    Lol, i thought it was good! :-)
  14. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 8:31 am
    I have read this before.it reminds me of my dad
  15. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3334 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 8:55 am
    offensive bullsh..t
  16. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 11:05 am
    calm down dm
  17. Profile photo of honeybug
    honeybug Female 13-17
    67 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 11:06 am
    Anyone have any idea what Guest5386 is saying??
    Number 7 is ssoo true
  18. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 12:46 pm
    im rather glad i wont be a father but i feel like ill miss out on these wonderful things :p
  19. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 1:01 pm
    with the whole washing the car and other cleaning they forgot to add dirtying it up and making them clean it again lol (that`ll teach em)
  20. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 1:44 pm
    Interesting how some of them were completely serious and good facts, while some of them were complete jokes.
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 1:49 pm
    Oh, and
    72. If you`re thinking that fatherhood means the end of life as you`ve known it, you, sir, are, of course, absolutely correct.
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    gabcab Male 13-17
    404 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 3:34 pm
    haha, that was a good one
  23. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 4:53 pm
    I can`t think of anything cheeky, or smart-ass to say.
    i hate being sick.
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    Immigrant Male 18-29
    195 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 5:41 pm
    I hate parents who scream there face off at cash-registor people then act all surprised when there kid throws a temper tantrum for a cookie in an asile.
    So I think the entire list should be redued to "teach by example"
  25. Profile photo of IHeartJesus
    IHeartJesus Female 18-29
    215 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 6:53 pm
    Lock or no, please knock before entering, as the disruption of a youth who is spanking his monkey will be twice as traumatic for you as it is for him.

    This one is my favourite.

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    IHeartJesus Female 18-29
    215 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 6:55 pm
    And I know I have seen this some where before .. I just can`t remember where .. but most likely here.
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    mizdup Female 18-29
    187 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 7:07 pm
    that was great.made me feel all warm inside.strange tho seeing as funnily enough, ill never be a father...but i do plan to be the fun aunt that everyone loves =D
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    boredchick19 Female 13-17
    228 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 7:23 pm
    haha lol. i liked #7
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    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 8:55 pm
    I got through the first page and got tired of reading but it is true. My Father is now at the bank stage, though I prefer to think of him as a walking wallet <3
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    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 12:54 am
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    Shame on you KikiPeepers, and it was you that posted it the first time, even worse!

  31. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    459 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 7:15 pm
    my favorite:

    29. It never hurts to videotape the baby-sitter.

    Especially if she`s hot.

  32. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 4:36 am
    Those are cute...except the baby sitter one *glares* lol
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    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    December 10, 2006 at 12:41 pm
    34. At a certain point, your child will appear to survive exclusively on peanut butter, french fries, Cheerios, and hot dogs.

    This is from the ages of about 4-7. I would know, I`m only 14.

    63. Some parents walk around naked in front of their children.

    My parents have never done this. THANK GOD.

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