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Date: 12/24/06 02:26 AM

115 Responses to The Willie Fish

  1. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 23, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    Link: The Willie Fish - I will never, ever, go into the water again.
  2. Profile photo of bambii311
    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 2:31 am
    I saw the words eaten alive, and couldn`t watch anymore. 1.
  3. Profile photo of smurfette69
    smurfette69 Female 18-29
    300 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 2:32 am
    so it lives off blood of other fish....it did not even say what happened to that guy. I think it got cut off or somthing
  4. Profile photo of arogers001
    arogers001 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 2:33 am
    ummm the video just suddenly ended
    right after the part that said "it lives of the blood of other fish"
  5. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 2:41 am
    Long story short the Candiru fish is a long thin parasitic fish which normally feeds on the gills of other fish, but if it finds a suitable orifice on a human such as the urethra --hence `Willie Fish`--it might jump in, stick out a spine, possibly to hold itself in place, and try to start sucking blood.
  6. Profile photo of JaySmith15
    JaySmith15 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 2:43 am
    Holy poo. I`m glad the video got cut off, I don`t want to hear about what Ognjaynb just said
  7. Profile photo of NTFS-Lennes
    NTFS-Lennes Male 18-29
    27 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 3:02 am
    This was on a documentary I saw ages ago. It was nifty. The guy was just taking a leak in the water, I don`t think his willie was even submerged. And it just jumped in.
  8. Profile photo of Akajune
    Akajune Male 18-29
    149 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 3:10 am
    The fish is attracted to the urea, which it uses to find its victims.
    Coincidentally, the human schlong also happens to be a source of urea.
  9. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 3:17 am
    The important info didn`t get cut off though it lives in the amazon basin. I now know never to swim there whatever this fish does.
  10. Profile photo of hunie-bunie1
    hunie-bunie1 Female 13-17
    61 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 3:45 am
    yeh same here bambii311..i just saw eaten alive.. i was like OKAYYY "COMMENTS"!!!
  11. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2006 at 4:22 am
    The video worked fine for me, but I kinda wish it didn`t. The surgeon who removed it says the bloody fish was six inches long by 1/2 inch wide.

    ;-() YOOOOOOOWWWW!!! ;-()

  12. Profile photo of Midge210
    Midge210 Female 18-29
    236 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 5:22 am
    that gave me chills... and i don`t have a penis.
  13. Profile photo of Jagjamin
    Jagjamin Male 18-29
    173 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 5:27 am
    It can only enter the urethra when it`s dilated. As said, it`s half an inch wide. Thusly it can only enter if you`re urinating.

    Seeing as you`re not supposed to urinate directly into water anyway (50m away) you`re pretty safe.

    There`s a few ways to remove said fish from your meatus, there are poisons that will dissolve it, then you pee it out basically. Have fun!

  14. Profile photo of Muckletool
    Muckletool Male 18-29
    6 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 6:37 am
    i helt my penis(through fear) the whole way through this clip
  15. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2006 at 6:37 am
    Urgh, *throws up* I love the way the genital specialist hesitates when he says penis, hehehe.
  16. Profile photo of Nick_13
    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    395 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 6:45 am
    AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
  17. Profile photo of -Banned-
    -Banned- Male 13-17
    62 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 7:46 am
    I got to 2:31 and quit. Imagine... being EATEN from the inside... in such... sensetive areas...
  18. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 7:49 am
    it swam up his WILLY!!!
  19. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 7:53 am
    and no more posting stuff about painful things happening to the human penis please it makes me cringe....
  20. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 7:54 am
    I just thought it happened to men but when it sed it can travel into a gurls bits as well I was like...Ewww...That must be painful.
  21. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2006 at 7:54 am
    :-)

    :-|

    :-O

    :-/

    That`s gotta hurt...

  22. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 7:56 am
    Wat if you havent lost your virginity and that fish went into your `girl bit` would you lose your virginity to a fish?!?Lol
  23. Profile photo of GFunk77
    GFunk77 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 8:06 am
    ow. my penis hurts.
  24. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2006 at 8:06 am
    ^^ xD
  25. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 8:32 am
    .... Hum, They changed the text i submitted it with, btu they still post it, no Complaints.
  26. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 9:20 am
    I cnt belive he was peeing in water where he was standing wtf? hello use a friggin toilet, unless he likes standing with his pee all around him :-/
  27. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2006 at 9:24 am
    when i saw a fish speeding towards someones penis i just closed the clip
  28. Profile photo of sam_1123
    sam_1123 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 9:33 am
    one word: ouch
  29. Profile photo of sam_1123
    sam_1123 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 9:33 am
    official correction: MOTHER F***ER THATS GOTTA HURT!
  30. Profile photo of skating247
    skating247 Female 13-17
    268 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 9:36 am
    that would b rlly painful. if that happened to me i would b throwing up at the thought of the fish in my body.
  31. Profile photo of Pure_Jenius
    Pure_Jenius Male 18-29
    110 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 9:38 am
    doctor.... JOHNSON? was the fish specialist in this cae!
    irony... purposeful double meaning?
  32. Profile photo of vampiress666
    vampiress666 Female 13-17
    84 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 9:39 am
    ohh yum.
  33. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 9:55 am
    Yeah, I`ve heard of it before. That`s why you shouldn`t use a river for a bathroom when you`re in any part of the world where that fish lives. It follows the warmth and...yeah. Just don`t.
  34. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
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    December 24, 2006 at 9:56 am
    Good Lord!

    Poor bastard!

  35. Profile photo of Misskeli
    Misskeli Female 13-17
    33 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 9:57 am
    Lol when it said it got lodged in his penis I laughed hard
  36. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 10:16 am
    oh dear god...
    i will never swim in the amazon...
    never!
  37. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 10:23 am
    I hate parasites.
  38. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 10:24 am
    I first heard about this fish when watching the Venture Bros. in the episode "Are you there god? It`s me Dean". The Monarch talks about it & Dr. Venture thinks it`s a complete myth.
  39. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 10:31 am
    :-S ew, why did i watch that? that looked painful, i now have a weird feeling "down there" from watching that ><
  40. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 10:39 am
    Poor guy
    I twitched, and I`m a girl!
  41. Profile photo of CptObvious
    CptObvious Male 13-17
    285 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 10:49 am
    well, i`ve just found another use for condoms...
  42. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 10:50 am
    oooohhhhhhhhh...... :(
  43. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 10:50 am
    wow.. so wow.. ouch. and wow.
    that`ll teach you guys to piss in the water!
  44. Profile photo of Rich5678
    Rich5678 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 11:38 am
    thats why u pee in a cup when ur swimming! then throw it into the water. but fúck thats gotta hurt
  45. Profile photo of islacker
    islacker Male 30-39
    68 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 11:46 am
    Why hasn`t some smart entrepreneur started selling these fish as a great practical joke you can use in your neighbor`s swimming pool?
  46. Profile photo of Necrotism
    Necrotism Male 18-29
    139 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 12:15 pm
    :SOBS: I don`t want it!! :SOBS:
  47. Profile photo of em33547
    em33547 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 12:21 pm
    lol lol lol the willie fish ahahahahahaha....well ya i saw this on discovery channel it was great. ouch that would hurt. ya do NOT pee in the ocean or anywhere except in the pool or shower lol lol cause there are many parasites like that. ouch and wouldnt it suck to get stung by a jelly fish if you were a guy peeing? (OR A GIRL...) ahhahahahahaha i feel bad for him! im sorry...but that would hurt. GFunk77...yes indeed. yes indeeeed. (no not like that im a girl smart one)
  48. Profile photo of libi2
    libi2 Female 18-29
    31 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 12:30 pm
    *watches till end* Well now I know why uts called the Willy Fish..
  49. Profile photo of libi2
    libi2 Female 18-29
    31 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 12:30 pm
    it`s*
  50. Profile photo of dazlthenites
    dazlthenites Female 18-29
    87 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 12:43 pm
    ...The only thing I can say to this is `ouch`!
  51. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 12:44 pm
    is it ok if im afraid of this thing.....
  52. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 12:54 pm
    Groooooooss.
  53. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2006 at 12:56 pm
    that was painful to watch i couldnt finish
  54. Profile photo of hexagog
    hexagog Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2006 at 1:24 pm
    good to know if i ever go to africa.
  55. Profile photo of briannabloom
    briannabloom Female 13-17
    139 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 1:24 pm
    So thhaatts why they call it a "Willie" fish.


    xD

  56. Profile photo of solidsteel
    solidsteel Male 13-17
    251 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 1:57 pm
    Thank god i dont live by the amazon...
  57. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 2:04 pm
    what a stupid name to call it
  58. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 2:06 pm
    solution: Once the fish gets in Squeeze your penis really hard!! That should kill the little bugger. Just hope his spines aren`t out yet. hehe
  59. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 2:16 pm
    yeah, i thought it was called the Stickleback. <shudder>
  60. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 3:01 pm
    penis blood sucking fish.
  61. Profile photo of loopy_jr
    loopy_jr Male 13-17
    105 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    note to self: never take a leak in the amazon basin .:-/
  62. Profile photo of boredchick19
    boredchick19 Female 13-17
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    December 24, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    EWWWW!!!!!! i didnt even watch the whole thing... *shudders*
  63. Profile photo of TTomster10
    TTomster10 Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2006 at 3:49 pm
    :-<
    X-(
    |-X
    that is just to much for me to handle. I feel so sorry for that guy. but the way he reacted was so funny lol
  64. Profile photo of lokien
    lokien Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2006 at 3:57 pm
    good to know if i ever go to africa.
    Hey Hexagog, just so you know the Amazon is in south america, not africa.
  65. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 3:58 pm
    Holy effin` hell!!! No way I`ll ever take a leak in the water again! Ouch ouch ouch!!!
  66. Profile photo of Markle
    Markle Male 13-17
    54 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 4:33 pm
    I`ve heard about these fish before. Geez, imagine. Think how satisfied that guy must have felt when the doctor told us, "well it was at least six inches long and one inch wide."
  67. Profile photo of kaorca
    kaorca Female 18-29
    6 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 4:45 pm
    ^^lol

    Just wear a condom when you go swimming..lol

  68. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
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    December 24, 2006 at 5:26 pm
    Jesus Chrissssst! Never peeing in water again!
  69. Profile photo of saruh
    saruh Female 13-17
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    December 24, 2006 at 5:30 pm
    I stopped watching after they said "Eurogenital".
  70. Profile photo of kiki_001
    kiki_001 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 5:59 pm
    never swimming in there not even in a pool
  71. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 6:32 pm
    That wouldn`t happen if you had a bathing suit or speedos. They can surely slip into trunks, though.
  72. Profile photo of kid-avenger
    kid-avenger Male 13-17
    220 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 6:35 pm
    did it jump in his dick???
  73. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2006 at 7:16 pm
    erhm..uh...im sticking to pools o.o
  74. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 7:26 pm
    eeeeew nightmares here i come
  75. Profile photo of lacker239
    lacker239 Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2006 at 7:34 pm
    whats with all of the parasite links lately? blech! DX
  76. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2006 at 9:50 pm
    AHHAHAHAAHHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! he got raped by a fish!!!
  77. Profile photo of retarderd
    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 10:00 pm
    like my girlfriend will belive that i was raped by a fish
  78. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2006 at 10:19 pm
    Ew. Just ew.
  79. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    December 24, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    Damn... What to say...??? This is a really weird and creepy world...
  80. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2006 at 11:05 pm
    OWWWWWWWWWW i can feel it .aaa t looks so painful. his poor schlong
  81. Profile photo of ISaid
    ISaid Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2006 at 11:39 pm
    buddy, i think you have a parasite fetish.
  82. Profile photo of zep fan
    zep fan Female 18-29
    492 posts
    December 25, 2006 at 12:07 am
    Gross.
    My roommate told me about this. She learned it in her biology class.
    I knew I could find a decent reason for not going in the water.
  83. Profile photo of garfieldfan3
    garfieldfan3 Male 13-17
    69 posts
    December 25, 2006 at 8:35 am
    :->


    :-(


    ;-(

    :-<

  84. Profile photo of garfieldfan3
    garfieldfan3 Male 13-17
    69 posts
    December 25, 2006 at 8:36 am
    i hate water.
    this had made me sell my blow up pool.
    ow
  85. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2006 at 9:29 am
    oh godd...
  86. Profile photo of pieperson138
    pieperson138 Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2006 at 9:40 am
    that made my skin crawl! :-?
  87. Profile photo of Danceaholic
    Danceaholic Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2006 at 10:40 am
    that`s for urinating in the water!
  88. Profile photo of lunani
    lunani Female 18-29
    257 posts
    December 25, 2006 at 1:32 pm
    one inch wide.. penis enlargement anyone?
  89. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
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    December 25, 2006 at 2:05 pm
    I`ve seen this a while ago xD the little fish looks so cute but.. god damn you wouldnt want to get near it if you need to take a leak
  90. Profile photo of gogogirl2100
    gogogirl2100 Female 18-29
    28 posts
    December 25, 2006 at 3:47 pm
    don`t piss in what is probably other peoples drinking water, retards. he deserved it. i hate christmas.
  91. Profile photo of demonicdemon
    demonicdemon Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2006 at 7:09 pm
    I remember hearing about this when I was watching the Venture Brothers. "The dreaded Candiru"
  92. Profile photo of jdelaney
    jdelaney Female 18-29
    82 posts
    December 25, 2006 at 8:41 pm
    *cuts it off after she see the fish in the jar* Eeep!if it just bit it, it`d be funny and what he deserved for not finding a toilet! But inside! *crosses her legs fearfully even though her state is in N America and landlocked*

    Do you think he can still feel it? Like a phantom pain or something?

  93. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    December 25, 2006 at 9:48 pm
    ew...
    You see? This is why water (other than in swimming pools, and only if they are cleaned daily) is not safe, and should not have people in it.
  94. Profile photo of shaun54
    shaun54 Male 18-29
    117 posts
    December 25, 2006 at 11:04 pm
    On 12/25/2006 9:48:14 PM SilentxEm wrote: ew... You see? This is why water (other than in swimming pools, and only if they are cleaned daily) is not safe, and should not have people in it.
    Why would you say that? Do you think that you have parasitic fish around where you live?

    I mean, in any body of water there is a risk of dangers *similar* to this, but not nearly as dangerous. The worst, I would think, is leeches, as far as parasites go.

    I`ve swam in not pool water plenty of times, and I have yet to be inflicted with any of kind of repurcussion like that.

  95. Profile photo of linkcma
    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    December 25, 2006 at 11:42 pm
    If another one attacked him at the same time, will it go in his butt?
  96. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
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    December 26, 2006 at 12:10 am
    omigod...all together now, can we say "ew WTF!" icky
  97. Profile photo of bumhead246
    bumhead246 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    December 26, 2006 at 1:40 am
    ur suposed 2 pee behind a tree but in the amazon peeing on the tree some other parisite would do that but if that hapened to me and if the could not remove it i would get someone 2 kill me just 2 take away the misery or get chronicly frozen and in the future where you can have a new rooster
  98. Profile photo of bumhead246
    bumhead246 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    December 26, 2006 at 1:40 am
    *rooster* C O K
  99. Profile photo of mangarooboo
    mangarooboo Female 13-17
    280 posts
    December 26, 2006 at 2:37 am
    eeew
  100. Profile photo of snapplemouse
    snapplemouse Female 13-17
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    December 26, 2006 at 9:51 am
    *cringe*
    *shiver*
    *crosses legs*
    *turns off video* That`s enough for today.
  101. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
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    December 26, 2006 at 4:04 pm
    OUUUUCH.
  102. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    December 27, 2006 at 6:35 pm
    no problem girls just use tampons!!!


    btw dr. jensen has a big head!!! lol

  103. Profile photo of prontastic
    prontastic Male 13-17
    38 posts
    December 27, 2006 at 9:53 pm
    help i was just attacked by the willie fish! ou`re gonna have to suck it out ;)
  104. Profile photo of Piroteknix
    Piroteknix Male 18-29
    337 posts
    December 27, 2006 at 11:03 pm
    ha, get it? willie fish?
  105. Profile photo of axis736
    axis736 Male 18-29
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    December 27, 2006 at 11:08 pm
    ooooh poo ive heard of that thing before but i thought it was just a joke thank god i dont live down there
  106. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    December 28, 2006 at 4:09 pm
    It`s like in the Rundown...she warns him not to pee in the water caus they`ll get his weiner. lol
  107. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
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    December 29, 2006 at 1:54 am
    I saw the words eaten alive, and couldn`t watch anymore.

    Me too, and I must of made a pretty weird face when I saw it too.

  108. Profile photo of kirby_rules
    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    December 29, 2006 at 6:58 pm
    Wow....


    I never though I`d find an upside to not being able to swim!

  109. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    December 29, 2006 at 11:05 pm
    o.o ouch.
  110. Profile photo of Anti-christ_
    Anti-christ_ Female 13-17
    86 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 8:23 am
    ughhh
  111. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
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    December 31, 2006 at 12:18 pm
    Ew.
  112. Profile photo of emilybff
    emilybff Female 13-17
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    January 22, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    kreepy....no more water...get rid of water! lol :-)
  113. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
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    April 24, 2007 at 9:50 pm
    This sounds so painful...A freakin` SPINE in your penis!? Geez, that`s one sadistic fish!
  114. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    -_-
    I laughed.
  115. Profile photo of TrampyMan
    TrampyMan Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    my penis hurts now

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