The Willie Fish

Submitted by: KoalaMeatPie 10 years ago Science

I will never, ever, go into the water again.
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Male 124
my penis hurts now
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Female 878
-_-
I laughed.
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Male 358
This sounds so painful...A freakin` SPINE in your penis!? Geez, that`s one sadistic fish!
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Female 46
kreepy....no more water...get rid of water! lol :-)
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Female 799
Ew.
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Female 86
ughhh
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Female 986
o.o ouch.
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Male 280
Wow....


I never though I`d find an upside to not being able to swim!

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Female 1,382
I saw the words eaten alive, and couldn`t watch anymore.

Me too, and I must of made a pretty weird face when I saw it too.

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Female 1,172
It`s like in the Rundown...she warns him not to pee in the water caus they`ll get his weiner. lol
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Male 168
ooooh poo ive heard of that thing before but i thought it was just a joke thank god i dont live down there
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Male 337
ha, get it? willie fish?
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Male 38
help i was just attacked by the willie fish! ou`re gonna have to suck it out ;)
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Female 670
no problem girls just use tampons!!!


btw dr. jensen has a big head!!! lol

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Female 857
OUUUUCH.
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Female 160
*cringe*
*shiver*
*crosses legs*
*turns off video* That`s enough for today.
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Female 280
eeew
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Male 62
*rooster* C O K
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Male 62
ur suposed 2 pee behind a tree but in the amazon peeing on the tree some other parisite would do that but if that hapened to me and if the could not remove it i would get someone 2 kill me just 2 take away the misery or get chronicly frozen and in the future where you can have a new rooster
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Female 395
omigod...all together now, can we say "ew WTF!" icky
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Male 302
If another one attacked him at the same time, will it go in his butt?
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Male 117
[quote]On 12/25/2006 9:48:14 PM SilentxEm wrote: ew... You see? This is why water (other than in swimming pools, and only if they are cleaned daily) is not safe, and should not have people in it.[/quote]
Why would you say that? Do you think that you have parasitic fish around where you live?

I mean, in any body of water there is a risk of dangers *similar* to this, but not nearly as dangerous. The worst, I would think, is leeches, as far as parasites go.

I`ve swam in not pool water plenty of times, and I have yet to be inflicted with any of kind of repurcussion like that.

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Female 670
ew...
You see? This is why water (other than in swimming pools, and only if they are cleaned daily) is not safe, and should not have people in it.
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Female 82
*cuts it off after she see the fish in the jar* Eeep!if it just bit it, it`d be funny and what he deserved for not finding a toilet! But inside! *crosses her legs fearfully even though her state is in N America and landlocked*

Do you think he can still feel it? Like a phantom pain or something?

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Male 31
I remember hearing about this when I was watching the Venture Brothers. "The dreaded Candiru"
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Female 28
don`t piss in what is probably other peoples drinking water, retards. he deserved it. i hate christmas.
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Female 1,065
I`ve seen this a while ago xD the little fish looks so cute but.. god damn you wouldnt want to get near it if you need to take a leak
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Female 257
one inch wide.. penis enlargement anyone?
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Male 146
that`s for urinating in the water!
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Male 9
that made my skin crawl! :-?
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Male 1,217
oh godd...
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Male 69
i hate water.
this had made me sell my blow up pool.
ow
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Male 69
:->


:-(


;-(

:-<

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Female 492
Gross.
My roommate told me about this. She learned it in her biology class.
I knew I could find a decent reason for not going in the water.
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Male 4
buddy, i think you have a parasite fetish.
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Male 1,825
OWWWWWWWWWW i can feel it .aaa t looks so painful. his poor schlong
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Male 1,521
Damn... What to say...??? This is a really weird and creepy world...
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Male 2,519
Ew. Just ew.
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Male 178
like my girlfriend will belive that i was raped by a fish
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Female 582
AHHAHAHAAHHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! he got raped by a fish!!!
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Male 319
whats with all of the parasite links lately? blech! DX
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Female 655
eeeeew nightmares here i come
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Male 1,263
erhm..uh...im sticking to pools o.o
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Male 220
did it jump in his dick???
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Female 546
That wouldn`t happen if you had a bathing suit or speedos. They can surely slip into trunks, though.
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Female 90
never swimming in there not even in a pool
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Female 24
I stopped watching after they said "Eurogenital".
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Female 1,007
Jesus Chrissssst! Never peeing in water again!
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Female 6
^^lol

Just wear a condom when you go swimming..lol

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Male 54
I`ve heard about these fish before. Geez, imagine. Think how satisfied that guy must have felt when the doctor told us, "well it was at least six inches long and one inch wide."
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Male 11,740
Holy effin` hell!!! No way I`ll ever take a leak in the water again! Ouch ouch ouch!!!
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Male 1
good to know if i ever go to africa.
Hey Hexagog, just so you know the Amazon is in south america, not africa.
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Male 37
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that is just to much for me to handle. I feel so sorry for that guy. but the way he reacted was so funny lol
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Female 228
EWWWW!!!!!! i didnt even watch the whole thing... *shudders*
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Male 105
note to self: never take a leak in the amazon basin .:-/
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Female 2,695
penis blood sucking fish.
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Male 988
yeah, i thought it was called the Stickleback. <shudder>
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Male 650
solution: Once the fish gets in Squeeze your penis really hard!! That should kill the little bugger. Just hope his spines aren`t out yet. hehe
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Male 572
what a stupid name to call it
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Male 251
Thank god i dont live by the amazon...
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Female 139
So thhaatts why they call it a "Willie" fish.


xD

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Male 239
good to know if i ever go to africa.
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Male 799
that was painful to watch i couldnt finish
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Female 2,552
Groooooooss.
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Male 459
is it ok if im afraid of this thing.....
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Female 87
...The only thing I can say to this is `ouch`!
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Female 31
it`s*
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Female 31
*watches till end* Well now I know why uts called the Willy Fish..
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Female 99
lol lol lol the willie fish ahahahahahaha....well ya i saw this on discovery channel it was great. ouch that would hurt. ya do NOT pee in the ocean or anywhere except in the pool or shower lol lol cause there are many parasites like that. ouch and wouldnt it suck to get stung by a jelly fish if you were a guy peeing? (OR A GIRL...) ahhahahahahaha i feel bad for him! im sorry...but that would hurt. GFunk77...yes indeed. yes indeeeed. (no not like that im a girl smart one)
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Male 139
:SOBS: I don`t want it!! :SOBS:
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Male 68
Why hasn`t some smart entrepreneur started selling these fish as a great practical joke you can use in your neighbor`s swimming pool?
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Male 131
thats why u pee in a cup when ur swimming! then throw it into the water. but fúck thats gotta hurt
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Female 961
wow.. so wow.. ouch. and wow.
that`ll teach you guys to piss in the water!
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Male 4,393
oooohhhhhhhhh...... :(
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Male 285
well, i`ve just found another use for condoms...
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Female 408
Poor guy
I twitched, and I`m a girl!
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Male 511
:-S ew, why did i watch that? that looked painful, i now have a weird feeling "down there" from watching that ><
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Male 2,440
I first heard about this fish when watching the Venture Bros. in the episode "Are you there god? It`s me Dean". The Monarch talks about it & Dr. Venture thinks it`s a complete myth.
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Male 1,003
I hate parasites.
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Male 686
oh dear god...
i will never swim in the amazon...
never!
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Female 33
Lol when it said it got lodged in his penis I laughed hard
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Male 2,372
Good Lord!

Poor bastard!

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Female 354
Yeah, I`ve heard of it before. That`s why you shouldn`t use a river for a bathroom when you`re in any part of the world where that fish lives. It follows the warmth and...yeah. Just don`t.
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Female 84
ohh yum.
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Male 110
doctor.... JOHNSON? was the fish specialist in this cae!
irony... purposeful double meaning?
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Female 268
that would b rlly painful. if that happened to me i would b throwing up at the thought of the fish in my body.
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Male 102
official correction: MOTHER F***ER THATS GOTTA HURT!
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Male 102
one word: ouch
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Male 731
when i saw a fish speeding towards someones penis i just closed the clip
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Female 873
I cnt belive he was peeing in water where he was standing wtf? hello use a friggin toilet, unless he likes standing with his pee all around him :-/
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Male 2,576
.... Hum, They changed the text i submitted it with, btu they still post it, no Complaints.
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Male 724
^^ xD
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Male 8
ow. my penis hurts.
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Female 243
Wat if you havent lost your virginity and that fish went into your `girl bit` would you lose your virginity to a fish?!?Lol
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Female 583
:-)

:-|

:-O

:-/

That`s gotta hurt...

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Female 243
I just thought it happened to men but when it sed it can travel into a gurls bits as well I was like...Ewww...That must be painful.
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Male 459
and no more posting stuff about painful things happening to the human penis please it makes me cringe....
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Male 459
it swam up his WILLY!!!
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Male 62
I got to 2:31 and quit. Imagine... being EATEN from the inside... in such... sensetive areas...
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Male 395
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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Female 811
Urgh, *throws up* I love the way the genital specialist hesitates when he says penis, hehehe.
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Male 6
i helt my penis(through fear) the whole way through this clip
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Male 173
It can only enter the urethra when it`s dilated. As said, it`s half an inch wide. Thusly it can only enter if you`re urinating.

Seeing as you`re not supposed to urinate directly into water anyway (50m away) you`re pretty safe.

There`s a few ways to remove said fish from your meatus, there are poisons that will dissolve it, then you pee it out basically. Have fun!

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Female 236
that gave me chills... and i don`t have a penis.
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Male 4,246
The video worked fine for me, but I kinda wish it didn`t. The surgeon who removed it says the bloody fish was six inches long by 1/2 inch wide.

;-() YOOOOOOOWWWW!!! ;-()

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Female 61
yeh same here bambii311..i just saw eaten alive.. i was like OKAYYY "COMMENTS"!!!
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Female 690
The important info didn`t get cut off though it lives in the amazon basin. I now know never to swim there whatever this fish does.
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Male 149
The fish is attracted to the urea, which it uses to find its victims.
Coincidentally, the human schlong also happens to be a source of urea.
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Male 27
This was on a documentary I saw ages ago. It was nifty. The guy was just taking a leak in the water, I don`t think his willie was even submerged. And it just jumped in.
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Male 106
Holy poo. I`m glad the video got cut off, I don`t want to hear about what Ognjaynb just said
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Male 592
Long story short the Candiru fish is a long thin parasitic fish which normally feeds on the gills of other fish, but if it finds a suitable orifice on a human such as the urethra --hence `Willie Fish`--it might jump in, stick out a spine, possibly to hold itself in place, and try to start sucking blood.
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Male 5
ummm the video just suddenly ended
right after the part that said "it lives of the blood of other fish"
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Female 300
so it lives off blood of other fish....it did not even say what happened to that guy. I think it got cut off or somthing
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Female 333
I saw the words eaten alive, and couldn`t watch anymore. 1.
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Male 2,576
Link: The Willie Fish [Rate Link] - I will never, ever, go into the water again.
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