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Date: 12/07/06 02:10 AM

72 Responses to The Wii Safety Manual

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 9:47 pm
    Link: The Wii Safety Manual - Don`t do this stuff with your Wii.
  2. Profile photo of denmengnash
    denmengnash Male 13-17
    22 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 2:15 am
    :P Weird.. is this an official thing?
  3. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 2:16 am
    i really dont get the real meaning of the clover
  4. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 2:31 am
    First one is the best. lol
  5. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 2:31 am
    r-chill:"i really dont get the real meaning of the clover"

    I think they meant to not place the stem, or an object with a part equivalent to the stem into those holes on the side of the Wii.

  6. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    661 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 2:58 am
    hahaha yeah the first one is good
  7. Profile photo of outmywindow
    outmywindow Female 18-29
    27 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 3:19 am
    This is great. The Blu-ray bit was the best. Nice little dig.
  8. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 3:51 am
    lmao! Why did they choose a four leaf clover as the object to avoid putting in a Wii?
  9. Profile photo of cherrisoda
    cherrisoda Female 13-17
    199 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 4:01 am
    I didn`t think it was that funny.
  10. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 4:15 am
    Hah! For some reason, reading funny and strange instruction manuals always brighten my day... or night...
  11. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 5:31 am
    Japanese people ARE insane!
    Do not take your Wii out, or along with you to a picnic?
  12. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 5:36 am
    I think they were actually throwing it out not taking it to a picnic

    "The wiimote is not a neck tie"

  13. Profile photo of Jetstorm
    Jetstorm Male 13-17
    164 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 6:52 am
    Tests have shown limited success when playing the Wii with your feet.

    LOL

  14. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 7:33 am
    I didn`t think it was very funny, either.
    Some of those hints are important.
    For example the thing with the pacemaker.
  15. Profile photo of YevraHNairB
    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 8:36 am
    Halarious.
  16. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 8:40 am
    huuuh.
  17. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 8:54 am
    Lol, the lightening really made me chuckle.
  18. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 9:19 am
    ha ha me too-it made me laugh
  19. Profile photo of jmbrch4507
    jmbrch4507 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 9:23 am
    haha that`s great, the 4 leaf clover was the best one though
  20. Profile photo of lunani
    lunani Female 18-29
    257 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 9:53 am
    Errm... what`s Wii? o_o
    *goes back to her underground hole*
  21. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 10:41 am
    err it was ok
  22. Profile photo of bombsquad505
    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 11:37 am
    "Do not lay out a Wii for homeless Japanese citizens. They should clean themselves up and get a job like an honorable salaryman."

    Is Nintendo really suggesting that you not throw away your Wii?

    Hehehe, this entire post made me laugh.

  23. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 11:55 am
    kill that geek lol
  24. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 11:58 am
    I needed a pick me up after my psychology final. Thank you...
  25. Profile photo of freakydelish
    freakydelish Female 18-29
    104 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 12:43 pm
    i think all of you are gonna sock me for this, but i have to ask, what on earth`s a wii????!!
  26. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 12:51 pm
    " think all of you are gonna sock me for this, but i have to ask, what on earth`s a wii????!!"

    New nintendo console, it`s awesome.

  27. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 1:34 pm
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  28. Profile photo of Omi
    Omi Male 18-29
    159 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 1:43 pm
    LOL!!! C`mon, that was funny. I actually giggled quite loud there in my Uni computer room.
  29. Profile photo of moojuiceman
    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 2:39 pm
    lol brill
    cant wait to get my wii
    its out here in the uk on friday the 8th at 00:00 midnite that morning if that makes any sense
    about 3:22 hours after i`m writing this
  30. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 2:40 pm
    I`d never do any of those things with my Wii :-O<3

    Except for the tie thing `cause I already do that :-P

  31. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    I thought Wii`s liked to drink soda. lol
  32. Profile photo of -Banned-
    -Banned- Male 13-17
    62 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    Nice! Reminded me of "airtoons"
  33. Profile photo of GirlAfraid
    GirlAfraid Female 18-29
    26 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 4:02 pm
    Ha, I LOVE it.
  34. Profile photo of Malchior999
    Malchior999 Male 13-17
    141 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 4:03 pm
    so thats why my wii dosen`t work...
  35. Profile photo of Clarkey1500
    Clarkey1500 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 4:07 pm
    don`t wake the Wii up while napping

    hahaha classic lol

  36. Profile photo of kirby_rules
    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 4:13 pm
    Ahahahhaha.....
  37. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 4:26 pm
    lol! i wish american safety guides were like this...
  38. Profile photo of retarderd
    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 5:07 pm
    whoops....
  39. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 5:08 pm
    Haha, cute. :D
  40. Profile photo of Aj_ratboy
    Aj_ratboy Male 18-29
    165 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 5:18 pm
    for those who dont know what a wii is, you dont deserve to know.
  41. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 5:21 pm
    Haha yesss
  42. Profile photo of ha_im_bored
    ha_im_bored Female 18-29
    28 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 5:24 pm
    wow, sad. i was about to serve my wii some coffe and grow four leaf clovers out of it, damn
  43. Profile photo of ha_im_bored
    ha_im_bored Female 18-29
    28 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 5:26 pm
    o wait sorry it was orange favorite tea...
  44. Profile photo of lacker239
    lacker239 Male 13-17
    319 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 6:27 pm
    weren`t one or two of these same lines on SA?
  45. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 6:30 pm
    wow, thats one crazy manual. "do not attempt to wake up wii when it is sleeping" cmon people, wtf..hahahaha. that person in the first picture got PWNED!!!!!!1ONE
  46. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 6:42 pm
    I think it would be more understandable if it was read in Japanese, but I must admit, what were with those pictures? Lol.
  47. Profile photo of Ultran128
    Ultran128 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 7:22 pm
    Anything less than half is acceptable *goes to pour a pint of orange tea on Wii*
  48. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 7:52 pm
    i love these
    ._.
  49. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 8:01 pm
    ROFL.... do not leave the wii outside for homeless ppl... dont wake up the wii while its napping ROFLFMAO
  50. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 8:03 pm
    FREAKYDELISH, go on wii.com (or maybe wii.ca)

    if you want me to explain, its the 1st nintendo that is controlled entirely by body movements (only arms actually, but might gets better one day...)

  51. Profile photo of chatgirl44
    chatgirl44 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 8:19 pm
    hahaha i loved the do not open the package over your head
  52. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 8:32 pm
    "Do not wake up the Wii when it is napping." Hilarious!!!

    And freakydelish, I would smack you, but this is the information super highway and I can`t do that. Anyway, the Wii is the new Nintendo console. :-D

  53. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 8:34 pm
    Aj_ratboy`s words exactly!
  54. Profile photo of bambii311
    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 8:39 pm
    Hmm most of those made absolute perfect sense to me. I think I need an intense nap :\
  55. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 8:58 pm
    Test have shown limited success with playing the Wii with your feet. However, you will produce lightning.

    LOL!!!

  56. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 9:08 pm
    I love my wii sooooo much :)
  57. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 9:22 pm
    Wii rocks
  58. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 9:24 pm
    Lightning, X ) Blueray X D, Homless x P <~eye jst dId
  59. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 11:23 pm
    damnit....i better get those clovers out of my wii before it explode and i trip on the cord, it screws up my pacemaker and i throw it away around peopl;e smoking.
  60. Profile photo of r0adk1ll
    r0adk1ll Male 18-29
    27 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 12:29 am
    how`d they find a 4-leaf clover and y would u use it to put 4-leaf clovers in a wii
  61. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    "When you Wii is sick..."
    lol
  62. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 4:57 pm
    "do not wake up the wii when it is napping" lol
  63. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    I saw a Wii in person at the shop today! It`s so cool! It`s tiny too!
  64. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 11:01 pm
    Ah, brilliant.

    I`m going to be tallying all the idiots that get themselves killed while playing the Wii. Once they start distributing more, we are going to be hearing tales of idiots strangling themselves while fishing in Legend of Zelda and the like.

  65. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 2:02 am
    lol nice.
  66. Profile photo of eyesore
    eyesore Female 13-17
    170 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 11:07 am
    Damn it... there goes my dreams of playing Red Steel with my feet.
  67. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 5:02 pm
    hmmm...
  68. Profile photo of st3v3n413
    st3v3n413 Male 13-17
    71 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 5:33 pm
    wow, they are so specific what NOT to do. they leave out the important stuff.. like put the wrist thing around your hand...(i know they were kiddin)
  69. Profile photo of hannah_h
    hannah_h Female 13-17
    155 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 4:58 pm
    That was so f*cking funny.
    I`m serious.
  70. Profile photo of Astera121
    Astera121 Female 13-17
    59 posts
    December 21, 2006 at 2:03 am
    "Do not attempt to plug the nunchuk attachment into your foot. Again, lightning."
    That last one just made me really LOL. "Again, lightning." HA!
  71. Profile photo of Volaverunt
    Volaverunt Male 13-17
    160 posts
    December 28, 2006 at 7:08 pm
    It`s scary... 8|
  72. Profile photo of mushslipvayn
    mushslipvayn Male 13-17
    146 posts
    January 27, 2007 at 11:27 pm
    Hahaha. lightning...hahaha

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