The Wii Safety Manual

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Tech
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/home-entertainment/the-japanese-wii-safety-manual-is-crazy-219119.php

Don"t do this stuff with your Wii.
There are 72 comments:
Male 146
Hahaha. lightning...hahaha
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Male 160
It`s scary... 8|
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Female 58
"Do not attempt to plug the nunchuk attachment into your foot. Again, lightning."
That last one just made me really LOL. "Again, lightning." HA!
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Female 155
That was so f*cking funny.
I`m serious.
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Male 71
wow, they are so specific what NOT to do. they leave out the important stuff.. like put the wrist thing around your hand...(i know they were kiddin)
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Male 4,393
hmmm...
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Female 170
Damn it... there goes my dreams of playing Red Steel with my feet.
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Male 1,866
lol nice.
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Male 738
Ah, brilliant.

I`m going to be tallying all the idiots that get themselves killed while playing the Wii. Once they start distributing more, we are going to be hearing tales of idiots strangling themselves while fishing in Legend of Zelda and the like.

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Female 1,382
I saw a Wii in person at the shop today! It`s so cool! It`s tiny too!
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Male 572
"do not wake up the wii when it is napping" lol
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Female 878
"When you Wii is sick..."
lol
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Male 27
how`d they find a 4-leaf clover and y would u use it to put 4-leaf clovers in a wii
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Male 701
damnit....i better get those clovers out of my wii before it explode and i trip on the cord, it screws up my pacemaker and i throw it away around peopl;e smoking.
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Male 2,513
Lightning, X ) Blueray X D, Homless x P <~eye jst dId
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Female 430
Wii rocks
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Male 561
I love my wii sooooo much :)
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Male 1,725
Test have shown limited success with playing the Wii with your feet. However, you will produce lightning.

LOL!!!

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Female 333
Hmm most of those made absolute perfect sense to me. I think I need an intense nap :\
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Male 693
Aj_ratboy`s words exactly!
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Male 693
"Do not wake up the Wii when it is napping." Hilarious!!!

And freakydelish, I would smack you, but this is the information super highway and I can`t do that. Anyway, the Wii is the new Nintendo console. :-D

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Female 242
hahaha i loved the do not open the package over your head
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Male 986
FREAKYDELISH, go on wii.com (or maybe wii.ca)

if you want me to explain, its the 1st nintendo that is controlled entirely by body movements (only arms actually, but might gets better one day...)

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Male 986
ROFL.... do not leave the wii outside for homeless ppl... dont wake up the wii while its napping ROFLFMAO
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Female 943
i love these
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Male 204
Anything less than half is acceptable *goes to pour a pint of orange tea on Wii*
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Female 2,552
I think it would be more understandable if it was read in Japanese, but I must admit, what were with those pictures? Lol.
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Male 1,425
wow, thats one crazy manual. "do not attempt to wake up wii when it is sleeping" cmon people, wtf..hahahaha. that person in the first picture got PWNED!!!!!!1ONE
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Male 319
weren`t one or two of these same lines on SA?
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Female 28
o wait sorry it was orange favorite tea...
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Female 28
wow, sad. i was about to serve my wii some coffe and grow four leaf clovers out of it, damn
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Male 623
Haha yesss
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Male 165
for those who dont know what a wii is, you dont deserve to know.
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Female 818
Haha, cute. :D
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Male 178
whoops....
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Male 1,386
lol! i wish american safety guides were like this...
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Male 280
Ahahahhaha.....
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Male 8
don`t wake the Wii up while napping

hahaha classic lol

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Male 141
so thats why my wii dosen`t work...
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Female 26
Ha, I LOVE it.
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Male 62
Nice! Reminded me of "airtoons"
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Male 1,364
I thought Wii`s liked to drink soda. lol
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Female 1,252
I`d never do any of those things with my Wii :-O<3

Except for the tie thing `cause I already do that :-P

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Male 924
lol brill
cant wait to get my wii
its out here in the uk on friday the 8th at 00:00 midnite that morning if that makes any sense
about 3:22 hours after i`m writing this
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Male 159
LOL!!! C`mon, that was funny. I actually giggled quite loud there in my Uni computer room.
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Male 1,092
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Male 2,486
" think all of you are gonna sock me for this, but i have to ask, what on earth`s a wii????!!"

New nintendo console, it`s awesome.

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Female 104
i think all of you are gonna sock me for this, but i have to ask, what on earth`s a wii????!!
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Male 1,225
I needed a pick me up after my psychology final. Thank you...
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Male 447
kill that geek lol
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Female 322
"Do not lay out a Wii for homeless Japanese citizens. They should clean themselves up and get a job like an honorable salaryman."

Is Nintendo really suggesting that you not throw away your Wii?

Hehehe, this entire post made me laugh.

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Male 2,057
err it was ok
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Female 257
Errm... what`s Wii? o_o
*goes back to her underground hole*
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Male 181
haha that`s great, the 4 leaf clover was the best one though
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Male 1,231
ha ha me too-it made me laugh
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Female 811
Lol, the lightening really made me chuckle.
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Male 1,217
huuuh.
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Male 579
Halarious.
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Male 732
I didn`t think it was very funny, either.
Some of those hints are important.
For example the thing with the pacemaker.
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Male 164
Tests have shown limited success when playing the Wii with your feet.

LOL

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Male 405
I think they were actually throwing it out not taking it to a picnic

"The wiimote is not a neck tie"

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Male 3,631
Japanese people ARE insane!
Do not take your Wii out, or along with you to a picnic?
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Female 694
Hah! For some reason, reading funny and strange instruction manuals always brighten my day... or night...
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Female 199
I didn`t think it was that funny.
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Male 888
lmao! Why did they choose a four leaf clover as the object to avoid putting in a Wii?
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Female 27
This is great. The Blu-ray bit was the best. Nice little dig.
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Female 660
hahaha yeah the first one is good
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Male 699
r-chill:"i really dont get the real meaning of the clover"

I think they meant to not place the stem, or an object with a part equivalent to the stem into those holes on the side of the Wii.

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Female 600
First one is the best. lol
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Female 560
i really dont get the real meaning of the clover
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Male 22
:P Weird.. is this an official thing?
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Male 10,115
Link: The Wii Safety Manual [Rate Link] - Don`t do this stuff with your Wii.
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