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Date: 12/11/06 02:30 AM

86 Responses to The Human Can Opener

  1. Profile photo of IceGhost
    IceGhost Male 18-29
    63 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 12:01 am
    Link: The Human Can Opener - Woman with a special talent.
  2. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 1:07 am
    Wow. Moron. "Perfect Cut... Semitrical" ... Moron.
  3. Profile photo of ginkakuji
    ginkakuji Male 18-29
    129 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:35 am
    Woah... That`s amazing!
  4. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:42 am
    Heh, KoalaMeatPie, I`m not the man to take advantage of it, but you should know that whenever you post that someone is a moron, you should always check all your spelling and grammar, because otherwise, even if you just make one little typo, people will jump on you.
  5. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:46 am
    That can`t be good for her teeth.
  6. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:47 am
    Also Saskatoon FTW
  7. Profile photo of tricia1342
    tricia1342 Female 30-39
    123 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:51 am
    Wow, Rebecca is cute AND useful. Why is she hanging around those retards?
  8. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:51 am
    it makes my teeth hurt in sympathy..
  9. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:54 am
    I`m glad I never get that bored :/ I wish my teeth were that sharp though >:3
  10. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:09 am
    Wow. I think...I`m in love. :->
  11. Profile photo of Orgasmo
    Orgasmo Male 18-29
    160 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:12 am
    Just imagine the sharp BJ!
  12. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:32 am
    Cy, Nobody Cares. Its 3am, Sue me.
  13. Profile photo of Jagjamin
    Jagjamin Male 18-29
    173 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 4:06 am
    I`m not sure I want to know how she figured otu she can do that. And yeah, to quote "Misspelling and faggotry often go hand in hnad"
  14. Profile photo of acehigh
    acehigh Male 30-39
    90 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 4:26 am
    Hate to say this but if that is cool then we got some serious issues with today`s society......
  15. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 4:45 am
    And Another thing to those who Point Out Misspellings, To me, its the same as if somebody would say "Man, I`m good at checkers" Which is the same thing as saying "Man, I`m not good at a lot of things". Anybody who points out Spelling mistakes in an accusing manner is just an Attention seeking whore.
  16. Profile photo of JoJoLee
    JoJoLee Female 18-29
    30 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 5:10 am
    I`m curious to what makes people discover that they have these talents. Its not every say that you just sit around and think `hey I`ll open a can with my teeth`

    oooh, Imagine if she slips. Aluminium is so sharp, that wouldn`t be cool.

  17. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 5:23 am
    oh my....whatever her talent...she is soooooo sweet....i am in love too....
  18. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 5:54 am
    Cy Does Have A Point. Nothing Looks More Stupid Than A Person Who Insults Another Person About Being Stupid While Being Stupid.
  19. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2280 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 6:03 am
    No one here has spelled anything correctly, or used proper grammar yet.
  20. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 6:03 am
    rofl^


    blah

  21. Profile photo of Moenkie
    Moenkie Male 18-29
    312 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 6:09 am
    I would not want a blowjob from her.
  22. Profile photo of Crowe
    Crowe Male 18-29
    204 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 6:13 am
    that`s pretty awesome, i`m gonna try that, don`t think i`ve got the teeth though :) KoalaMeatPie, why so many random upper case letters at the begining of words? even some that aren`t nouns. we ppl that rip your spelling/grammar don`t tend to do it for attention, we do it `cos it`s an easy way to rip you if we know better on the spelling/grammar front at the time. tis alot easier than thinking up a direct comeback against any comment of yours ;) Crowe
  23. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 6:32 am
    Oh those crazy canooks with their catchy accents and funky facial hair. Hilarity to ensue!

    Hey SPrink neither have you! Oh the grammar fun this fine morning! "No one here has spelled anything correctly, or used proper grammar yet."
    Hey Mr. Dufus English professor. Ask yourself this, "Did I really need a comma there? Yes! It makes me look smart!"

  24. Profile photo of Anti-christ_
    Anti-christ_ Female 13-17
    86 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 6:46 am
    meh
    whats the point their is a way to open it
    but good trick i guess
  25. Profile photo of Crowe
    Crowe Male 18-29
    204 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 6:48 am
    SPrinkZ`s comma is in the right place though . . . Crowe
  26. Profile photo of Jon1984
    Jon1984 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 7:02 am
    Is it just me, or does she seem to be breaking the seal between the top of the can and the side rather than actually cutting it?
  27. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 7:03 am
    I was kinda hoping she was gonna open it in another, slightly more interesting way, but hey ho. Sorry about my $hit grammar and such and such.
  28. Profile photo of zippo121
    zippo121 Male 18-29
    123 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 8:31 am
    -Any one notice that the can was a ring pull...So it was kinda useless-
  29. Profile photo of brittbrat123
    brittbrat123 Female 18-29
    199 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 9:11 am
    Yeah, the trick would have been cooler if it had been a real can.
  30. Profile photo of mrgein
    mrgein Male 18-29
    44 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 9:36 am
    i wonder how many times that slut let those guys gang bang he nasty ass.
  31. Profile photo of JumpFunk
    JumpFunk Male 30-39
    32 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 10:18 am
    Girl with a freaky snaggletooth, woohoo. Our society is damned.
  32. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 10:37 am
    I`m pretty sure she gets no request for fellatio anymore.... That being said, she should change her name to p-38.
  33. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 11:03 am
    Was it jyust me, or did he take a run-up at that can of drink?
  34. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 11:06 am
    Sorry for the misspell, too. ^
  35. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    381 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 11:12 am
    Where do you learn how to do that? I meen opening bottles when you have no vottle opener no problem but this is nuts
  36. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 12:16 pm
    i wanna see her take a shot at a heavier can, like pasta sauce or something
  37. Profile photo of bombsquad505
    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 12:44 pm
    Hahahaha, AMAZING hagane. I hadn`t thought about that, but you`re probably right.

    "Hey, I`ve got an idea, girlie, you should suck my...hey, wait a minute, what did you just do to that can with your teeth? Ah, forget it. Don`t come near my package with those things."

  38. Profile photo of djlang85
    djlang85 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 12:59 pm
    This just prooves what I already know, people is Saskatoone really have nothing better to do. BTW, I know these people(as in they`re my friends) so be careful what you say, huh? They`re actuaslly pretty cool, this whole thing was intended to be sarcastic, not serious...
  39. Profile photo of djlang85
    djlang85 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 1:04 pm
    Your all fing retarded! SPrinkZ`s comma is optional, its not collegate grammer but its acceptable in our fed up english language. The easiest way to correct yourself is to go through and take out as many commas as you can without parsing up the document too much.

    P.S. Note the required use of a comma in my grammer... I could have used a semicolon too.

    P.P.S. I dont give a shat about grammer on forums, im just pointing this out so that you r-tards shut up.

  40. Profile photo of djlang85
    djlang85 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 1:06 pm
    And another thing, you guys keep ranting about `our scociety` yet this is in CANADA. I think it says more about `our` scociety that you people don`t know all of your geography.
  41. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 1:06 pm
    She`ll cut up her gums someday by doing that... Ouch!
  42. Profile photo of yokoyee
    yokoyee Female 13-17
    117 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 1:11 pm
    i feel sorry for boys... she could bite their roosters off in one go! lol btw KoalaMeatPie u spelt Symmetrical wrong
    ha ha haaaaaa
  43. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 1:18 pm
    One day, she`s going to be trying to do that, and someone`ll knock her over, and metal will slice her gums, and mess up her teeth, and I`ll bet after that, she won`t be doing that little trick anymore...
  44. Profile photo of djlang85
    djlang85 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 1:31 pm
    WTF... you think her teeth aren`t already messed up?
  45. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 1:57 pm
    Party trick....woo? She discovered this how?
    Stupid, stupid. Ow, ow, ow. Stupid, stupid.
    I`m done.
  46. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:19 pm
    ..hmm...it would be more impressive if it wasnt so totally pointless...and it was a ringpull can. When she can do that with a baked bean can (not ringpull type obviously) then i will be impressed.
  47. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:21 pm
    Screw aluminium cans. I want to see her do a tin can!

    She`s kinda hot...but i`d be afraid of her disecting my tongue...

  48. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:57 pm
    i want sharp teeth to >:3
  49. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:57 pm
    kinda kool but i h82 things with that guy:

    the way he says "its magical" or something like that

    and when he said "ill open it to reduce the pressure"
    you idiot! you dont realize that you 2 tards just shook it to death trying to show it to the camera

  50. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:03 pm
    snaggletooth.
  51. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:32 pm
    that must mess up her teeth bad
  52. Profile photo of DarkfireX
    DarkfireX Male 13-17
    70 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    I bet she has a secret razor in her mouth that she uses to cut off the top. Or at least I hope her teeth aren`t natural, cause that will eventually cut yout tooth. If not that she isn`t too bright to waste away her teeth like that. I`d like to have mine for a pretty long time.
  53. Profile photo of kothar
    kothar Male 13-17
    59 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    i do agree. WORST BLOWJOB EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  54. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    Cool! For some strange reason, I wish I could do that.
  55. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 4:12 pm
    She will ahve no teeth by the time she`s like, 30.
  56. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 4:15 pm
    ... How the drat does a person learn they can do that? Did she just one day start biteing on cans?
  57. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 4:31 pm
    lame and not good for her teeth at all
  58. Profile photo of _Nobody_
    _Nobody_ Female 13-17
    47 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 4:47 pm
    Amazing! She can open a soda can...
  59. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 5:01 pm
    i want sharp ass teeth...tatd b useful
    like my friend..her teeth r sharp...dont let her bite u....not good
  60. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 5:43 pm
    mmmmm so-so...
  61. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 6:16 pm
    Couple days later she`ll come back with silver and gold teeth.
  62. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    They sound drunk.
  63. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 6:55 pm
    ^^
    yeah, they laughed at everything!
  64. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 9:01 pm
    Whoa
  65. Profile photo of ravenking
    ravenking Male 13-17
    18 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 9:03 pm
    I would see if I can do that, but I have braces and therefore I don`t think it`s at all safe for me to try.
  66. Profile photo of bangbangsuga
    bangbangsuga Female 18-29
    39 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 9:25 pm
    that was so stupid. because i was thinking like a vegetable can or something...
  67. Profile photo of nic_blink182
    nic_blink182 Female 18-29
    333 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 9:56 pm
    I`d end up cutting my lip
  68. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 10:26 pm
    Wow. Thats some talent opening a can that was already open.
  69. Profile photo of neant
    neant Female 18-29
    103 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 11:25 pm
    i could do that but i don`t wanna
  70. Profile photo of systemman1ac
    systemman1ac Female 13-17
    11 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 11:27 pm
    ahh... think of all the things i can do with those teeth. :)
  71. Profile photo of SuperQuack_x
    SuperQuack_x Female 13-17
    190 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 12:44 am
    Wow thats cool haha
  72. Profile photo of rrooaann
    rrooaann Male 13-17
    54 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 1:06 am
    Booya, Saskatoon rocks! thought it was odd to see my city mentioned in a video
  73. Profile photo of kaybublz
    kaybublz Female 18-29
    340 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 3:46 am
    that one guy talks like hes missing his front teeth. maybe he tried the can trick before...
  74. Profile photo of th25tina
    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 12:41 pm
    beer cans are so soft, I wonder if she can open regular cans like soup cans.
  75. Profile photo of Lydiaa_x
    Lydiaa_x Female 13-17
    23 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 1:31 pm
    Eurgh *Shudders* Imagine the noise of the foil scraping across your teeth
  76. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 6:02 pm
    The only reason she is doing stupid human tricks is so that the guys will hang around with her. It would be easier to give blowjobs like the rest of us. Showoff! :-)
  77. Profile photo of death123
    death123 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 6:43 pm
    One day she will wake up and see her teeth gone and she`ll be like "No how will i open my beer"
  78. Profile photo of JPCOO
    JPCOO Male 18-29
    163 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:22 pm
    She is every man`s dream. She has boobs and can open a can of beer with her teeth. Now if she could open a can of beer with her boobs then we`re gettin` some where.
  79. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:43 pm
    koalameatpie... you, my friend, are the MORON.
  80. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 12:24 am
    Her teeth must NOT be in any good shape.
  81. Profile photo of TruTexasGirl
    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 7:27 am
    I have opened a Corona with my teeth once...only once
  82. Profile photo of TruTexasGirl
    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 7:36 am
    It was out of desperation....
  83. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    December 16, 2006 at 12:02 pm
    that was pretty cool. lol cant be good for the teeth though..
  84. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    March 18, 2007 at 1:42 am
    Oh, what a fantastic talent. pshh
  85. Profile photo of macjanette
    macjanette Female 13-17
    143 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    that is why there is that little thing on the top of the soda so you don`t have to do that
  86. Profile photo of your0mom
    your0mom Male 13-17
    374 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 8:57 am
    that really can`t be good for her teeth

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