The Human Can Opener

Submitted by: IceGhost 10 years ago in Entertainment

Woman with a special talent.
There are 86 comments:
Male 373
that really can`t be good for her teeth
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Female 143
that is why there is that little thing on the top of the soda so you don`t have to do that
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Female 655
Oh, what a fantastic talent. pshh
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Female 576
that was pretty cool. lol cant be good for the teeth though..
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Female 415
It was out of desperation....
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Female 415
I have opened a Corona with my teeth once...only once
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Female 2,074
Her teeth must NOT be in any good shape.
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Female 1,398
koalameatpie... you, my friend, are the MORON.
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Male 163
She is every man`s dream. She has boobs and can open a can of beer with her teeth. Now if she could open a can of beer with her boobs then we`re gettin` some where.
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Male 107
One day she will wake up and see her teeth gone and she`ll be like "No how will i open my beer"
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Female 533
The only reason she is doing stupid human tricks is so that the guys will hang around with her. It would be easier to give blowjobs like the rest of us. Showoff! :-)
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Female 23
Eurgh *Shudders* Imagine the noise of the foil scraping across your teeth
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Female 368
beer cans are so soft, I wonder if she can open regular cans like soup cans.
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Female 340
that one guy talks like hes missing his front teeth. maybe he tried the can trick before...
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Male 54
Booya, Saskatoon rocks! thought it was odd to see my city mentioned in a video
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Female 190
Wow thats cool haha
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Female 11
ahh... think of all the things i can do with those teeth. :)
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Female 103
i could do that but i don`t wanna
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Female 690
Wow. Thats some talent opening a can that was already open.
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Female 331
I`d end up cutting my lip
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Female 39
that was so stupid. because i was thinking like a vegetable can or something...
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Male 18
I would see if I can do that, but I have braces and therefore I don`t think it`s at all safe for me to try.
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Female 1,407
Whoa
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Female 797
^^
yeah, they laughed at everything!
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Male 876
They sound drunk.
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Male 876
Couple days later she`ll come back with silver and gold teeth.
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Male 4,393
mmmmm so-so...
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Female 412
i want sharp ass teeth...tatd b useful
like my friend..her teeth r sharp...dont let her bite u....not good
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Female 47
Amazing! She can open a soda can...
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Male 11,739
lame and not good for her teeth at all
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Female 1,262
... How the drat does a person learn they can do that? Did she just one day start biteing on cans?
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Female 460
She will ahve no teeth by the time she`s like, 30.
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Female 2,552
Cool! For some strange reason, I wish I could do that.
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Male 59
i do agree. WORST BLOWJOB EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 70
I bet she has a secret razor in her mouth that she uses to cut off the top. Or at least I hope her teeth aren`t natural, cause that will eventually cut yout tooth. If not that she isn`t too bright to waste away her teeth like that. I`d like to have mine for a pretty long time.
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Male 572
that must mess up her teeth bad
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Male 2,510
snaggletooth.
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Male 986
kinda kool but i h82 things with that guy:

the way he says "its magical" or something like that

and when he said "ill open it to reduce the pressure"
you idiot! you dont realize that you 2 tards just shook it to death trying to show it to the camera

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Male 731
i want sharp teeth to >:3
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Male 3,060
Screw aluminium cans. I want to see her do a tin can!

She`s kinda hot...but i`d be afraid of her disecting my tongue...

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Female 1,395
..hmm...it would be more impressive if it wasnt so totally pointless...and it was a ringpull can. When she can do that with a baked bean can (not ringpull type obviously) then i will be impressed.
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Female 600
Party trick....woo? She discovered this how?
Stupid, stupid. Ow, ow, ow. Stupid, stupid.
I`m done.
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Male 151
WTF... you think her teeth aren`t already messed up?
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Female 395
One day, she`s going to be trying to do that, and someone`ll knock her over, and metal will slice her gums, and mess up her teeth, and I`ll bet after that, she won`t be doing that little trick anymore...
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Female 117
i feel sorry for boys... she could bite their roosters off in one go! lol btw KoalaMeatPie u spelt Symmetrical wrong
ha ha haaaaaa
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Male 632
She`ll cut up her gums someday by doing that... Ouch!
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Male 151
And another thing, you guys keep ranting about `our scociety` yet this is in CANADA. I think it says more about `our` scociety that you people don`t know all of your geography.
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Male 151
Your all fing retarded! SPrinkZ`s comma is optional, its not collegate grammer but its acceptable in our fed up english language. The easiest way to correct yourself is to go through and take out as many commas as you can without parsing up the document too much.

P.S. Note the required use of a comma in my grammer... I could have used a semicolon too.

P.P.S. I dont give a shat about grammer on forums, im just pointing this out so that you r-tards shut up.

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Male 151
This just prooves what I already know, people is Saskatoone really have nothing better to do. BTW, I know these people(as in they`re my friends) so be careful what you say, huh? They`re actuaslly pretty cool, this whole thing was intended to be sarcastic, not serious...
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Female 322
Hahahaha, AMAZING hagane. I hadn`t thought about that, but you`re probably right.

"Hey, I`ve got an idea, girlie, you should suck my...hey, wait a minute, what did you just do to that can with your teeth? Ah, forget it. Don`t come near my package with those things."

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Male 814
i wanna see her take a shot at a heavier can, like pasta sauce or something
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Male 381
Where do you learn how to do that? I meen opening bottles when you have no vottle opener no problem but this is nuts
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Male 664
Sorry for the misspell, too. ^
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Male 664
Was it jyust me, or did he take a run-up at that can of drink?
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Male 967
I`m pretty sure she gets no request for fellatio anymore.... That being said, she should change her name to p-38.
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Male 32
Girl with a freaky snaggletooth, woohoo. Our society is damned.
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Male 44
i wonder how many times that slut let those guys gang bang he nasty ass.
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Female 199
Yeah, the trick would have been cooler if it had been a real can.
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Male 123
-Any one notice that the can was a ring pull...So it was kinda useless-
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Male 904
I was kinda hoping she was gonna open it in another, slightly more interesting way, but hey ho. Sorry about my $hit grammar and such and such.
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Male 210
Is it just me, or does she seem to be breaking the seal between the top of the can and the side rather than actually cutting it?
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Male 203
SPrinkZ`s comma is in the right place though . . . Crowe
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Female 86
meh
whats the point their is a way to open it
but good trick i guess
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Female 1,496
Oh those crazy canooks with their catchy accents and funky facial hair. Hilarity to ensue!

Hey SPrink neither have you! Oh the grammar fun this fine morning! "No one here has spelled anything correctly, or used proper grammar yet."
Hey Mr. Dufus English professor. Ask yourself this, "Did I really need a comma there? Yes! It makes me look smart!"

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Male 203
that`s pretty awesome, i`m gonna try that, don`t think i`ve got the teeth though :) KoalaMeatPie, why so many random upper case letters at the begining of words? even some that aren`t nouns. we ppl that rip your spelling/grammar don`t tend to do it for attention, we do it `cos it`s an easy way to rip you if we know better on the spelling/grammar front at the time. tis alot easier than thinking up a direct comeback against any comment of yours ;) Crowe
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Male 312
I would not want a blowjob from her.
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Female 1,001
rofl^


blah

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Male 2,309
No one here has spelled anything correctly, or used proper grammar yet.
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Female 2,144
Cy Does Have A Point. Nothing Looks More Stupid Than A Person Who Insults Another Person About Being Stupid While Being Stupid.
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Male 357
oh my....whatever her talent...she is soooooo sweet....i am in love too....
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Female 30
I`m curious to what makes people discover that they have these talents. Its not every say that you just sit around and think `hey I`ll open a can with my teeth`

oooh, Imagine if she slips. Aluminium is so sharp, that wouldn`t be cool.

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Male 2,576
And Another thing to those who Point Out Misspellings, To me, its the same as if somebody would say "Man, I`m good at checkers" Which is the same thing as saying "Man, I`m not good at a lot of things". Anybody who points out Spelling mistakes in an accusing manner is just an Attention seeking whore.
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Male 90
Hate to say this but if that is cool then we got some serious issues with today`s society......
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Male 173
I`m not sure I want to know how she figured otu she can do that. And yeah, to quote "Misspelling and faggotry often go hand in hnad"
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Male 2,576
Cy, Nobody Cares. Its 3am, Sue me.
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Male 160
Just imagine the sharp BJ!
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Male 4,246
Wow. I think...I`m in love. :->
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Female 986
I`m glad I never get that bored :/ I wish my teeth were that sharp though >:3
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Female 3,696
it makes my teeth hurt in sympathy..
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Female 123
Wow, Rebecca is cute AND useful. Why is she hanging around those retards?
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Male 813
Also Saskatoon FTW
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Male 813
That can`t be good for her teeth.
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Male 870
Heh, KoalaMeatPie, I`m not the man to take advantage of it, but you should know that whenever you post that someone is a moron, you should always check all your spelling and grammar, because otherwise, even if you just make one little typo, people will jump on you.
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Male 129
Woah... That`s amazing!
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Male 2,576
Wow. Moron. "Perfect Cut... Semitrical" ... Moron.
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Male 63
Link: The Human Can Opener [Rate Link] - Woman with a special talent.
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