The Horror of Body Flex

Submitted by: anthropology 10 years ago in Weird
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She looks like she once starred in a bad porn movie.
There are 173 comments:
Female 393
ooommgggg help me!! i cant stop laughing...did you see her FACE?? OMG HOWD SHE DO THAT WITH A FREEKIN STRAIGHT FACE??
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Male 105
If you listen closely during her fourth repetition, you can hear a baby crying o_0`.
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Male 115
she`s the girl version of scream, except more scary.

WTF!

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Male 116
WHAT THE drat!!!
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Female 38
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!! It`s the devil!... didn`t you know that some blond ppl were possessed by evil? Britney spears is a good exemple!!!
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Male 23
pop ups saved me...it was like i was paralyzed when i was watching that and couldn`t look away..then sweet sweet popups(i disabled blocker to look at email...its the email site that sucks but too many people know it so..)
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Female 406
christ alive what was that?
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Female 529
wtf with that hair???
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Female 3
hhaha i have the whole tape. my mom used to do this. it was funny as helll! i love the one where she does the cat" and shes on all fours and arches her back
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Female 17
ho hum
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Female 15
Wow...
Just, Wow.
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Female 172
...what the drat?
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Male 1,385
W T F ? ?
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Female 101
Hrm, with the hair and the hacking, maybe she`s got a hairball...

Otherwise, very, very frightening. Mommy?!

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Female 8
hahaha, I haven`t laughed that hard in a long time...seriously!
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Female 144
Uhhmmmm..
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Female 582
i was waiting for something to burst out of her, like an alien er something
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Female 576
hmmmmmmm
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Male 2
She looks like she`s in the mighty throws of a dry heave and/or ready to poop a hammer. Wow.
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Female 1,120
that not even any kind of a work out. Anybody can breathe and stick there toungue out...
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Female 1,120
is that all she does? wth that was way more boring than i thought it would be.
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Male 986
arrrgh, where is the fast foward? i hate this, the videos are getting corrupted: the Virus of no TimeBar!
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Female 811
Oh my word.
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Male 3,014
oh my god taht vdeio was fcunikg sracy my mnid has sapnepd and i am now isnnae yay pgeniun for baekfasrt i am laguhnig isnnaley [email protected]#$%^&*/
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Female 878
Icky!!
> _ <

I can never un-see that!!
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Female 3
I didn`t get MY money back? But my son came in one day when I was "exercising" and is now scarred for life. So am I...
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Female 3
http://www.ftc.gov/os/caselist/
0323212/040901stip0323212.pdf

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Female 454
She reminds me of a Maori warrior
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Male 239
Horrible
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Female 1
i actually have the work out tapes .. lol

bought them at a thrift store but after seeing the first couple mins.. i said forget it..lol

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Female 340
be afraid. be very afraid.
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Male 204
What`s my girlfriend doing here?
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Male 27
She looks like my cats as they are about to puke up a hair ball. With all that hair she could as well...
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Male 737
What the....that`s scary!

The power of Christ compells ye!
The power of Christ compells ye!

*hoses crazy lady with t3h holy fire engine pump*

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Female 665
she`s possessed by a demon!
or a dog..
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Female 46
WTF?
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Female 54
All I can say is...Oh my god.
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Female 178
What the...hell...was that? wow.
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Female 797
She seems posessed.
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Male 251
Is she the devils wife or sumthun?
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Male 2,720
Oh, hi mom.
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Female 351
uhhh... i`m speechless. all it can think of saying is what the f was that?
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Female 1,492
good god man, what the hell is she doing?
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Female 411
I had that video! I sold it though.
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Female 920
Another good example for people not to smoke...
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Male 1,152
i just watched this again...LMAO...serisouly...it just keeps going...
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Female 215
I bet she killed herself after seeing this .. I know I would if I did that. except that`s mean so good video, gave me my laugh for the morning.
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Female 670
Omg... she looks a bit like my old gym teacher... and that woman was the devil...
But... that was pretty freaking scary. I was wondering when the guys in speedos were going to come in and start taking advantage of her open mouth and bending over. Ew...
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Male 908
...rightttttttt
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Male 734
I just stabbed my own eyes out with a hot soldering iron.
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Female 7
My Aunt Nancy works out to this video every morning to this very day. Imagine blundering in on THAT on Christmas morning with the relatives!

My Aunt Nancy is a fine-looking woman, doesn`t look her age, and sports a plethora of tattoos.... but it`s things like this that make me a little nervous about her unusually sunny disposition.

... Maybe she`s just secretly laughing at it. :/

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Female 123
Hey, y`all lay off my grandma! She has the tightest neck muscles in the lower 48 states! And she can hold her breath underwater longer than David Blaine. Jealous haters!
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Female 49
X-( X-( X-( X-( X-( X-( X-( X-( X-( X-(

""takes the keyboard and whacks myself on the head until i get that picture out of my head!!""

X-( X-( X-( X-( X-( X-( X-( X-( X-( X-(

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Female 49
X-( X-( OMG !!!!!!!! ""GOUGES EYES OUT "" !!! and goes running blindly into heavy traffic and gets smacked by a transport truck !!!!!
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Male 78
Buwahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Classic.
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Male 943
1 second of that, and I thought to myself,"OH, hell no."
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Male 243
what a god damn retard
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Female 1,065
what is wrong with that woman?
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Female 609
Saturday, December 16, 2006 5:49:32 AM
"well is it just me or is that a loop? i turned it off after like the 5th time. or did anyone actually watch it longer?"

I thought it was too, and I was just about to turn it off and then she said "Now let`s do the neck", so no."

God if that was the first stretch imagine the next O.o

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Female 415
what horrifying nightmares I am gonna have tonight
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Male 204
LOL @ xDDitsmee
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Male 623
Wait... wtf?
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Female 324
ummm... hairball?

Someone needs to put her out of her misery. Or our misery. Whatever.

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Male 1,521
poor lady, absolutly pathetic.
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Female 266
Oh man that was sexy- I MEAN ... uh . . . disturbing. VERY disturbing.

-adds to favorites-

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Female 163
WTF.
i stopped when she stuck her tongue out..
haha
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Female 137
0.0!! wtf!!
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Female 2,084
i don`t get it.
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Male 242
Oh...Kay...
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Male 55
Relax guys! She needs her Metamusil To take A dump!
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Male 118
Thanks I-A-M, now my eyes are forever cursed and I shall have flashbacks for the rest of my life...

Oh omnipotens deus videlicet meus os illorum vomica visum , pro EGO sum tamen a humilis mancipium vobis quod EGO precor venia , sanctio exsisto unus quisnam rectum mihi pacis ex illa procellosus visum

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Female 422
yep, that`s how do my stretches before I start my day.
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Female 131
....does the proper breathing technique require you to roll your eyes into the back of your head???
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Female 345
I got half a second in...

Did I miss much?

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Male 114
"...and spare tire"

So now the spare tire is now a mussle.

"hey, check this out, I can oen up a can of beer with my spare tire!".

And can someone explain to me how bending your head back can benefit your neck other than insurance money from doing it and a neck-brace?

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Female 104
My mom has that tape...:p
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Female 161
omg, that was so scary
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Male 1,263
i only watched like 15 seconds of it because it was so weird!! agh!!
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Female 1,944
god give that chick a burger! shes so thin!
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Female 1,944
holy crap when she stands up that workout suit is like.....omg
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Female 2,244
WTF ... 1983 called and they want their psycho back!
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Male 19
I just couldn`t stop watching...I feel dirty...
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Female 354
Oh, my gosh, you`ve tainted my soul.

Thanks a lot.

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Female 583
Well,I just watched it anyways and all i have to say is WHAT THE HELL??!! :-/
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Female 583
I don`t know if I should watch this after reading these comments....
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Female 1,407
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*Lost my lunch watching this*
X-(
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Male 1,066
uh,...no thanks...
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Male 204
*breathes in heavily*... PAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *makes Scream face with tongue sticking out*

*breathes in heavily*... PAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*looks up and scrunches up lips*

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Male 144
seriously who would do that?!
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Female 139
what is with the f**kin faces????
she looks like she is being possessed
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Female 458
LOOOOOOOOOL omg that was hilarious
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Female 8
drating hell she look like she was gonna poo herself...out her mouth !
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Female 606
Jesus Christ, im scared beyond belief
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Male 695
OLD WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE LONG HAIR
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Female 1
My Kundalini yoga instructor had us try something like this…I soon decided not to continue with the Kundalini branch of yoga.
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Female 2,552
MAMA! I`M SCARED!
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Female 128
WTF??!!??!!
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Female 198
O__o
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Male 1,386
"paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..." that was the creepiest voice i have ever heard
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Female 344
holy crap whats up her ass?
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Female 1,007
There`s a yoga move where you pretend you`re a lion but this is beyond it. And it doesn`t help that she looks like a witch.
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Male 19
Is she hyperventilating? Someone get her an inhaler...
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Female 272
*cries blood in a corner* i need therapy... wheres Dr. Phil..
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Female 854
HAHAHA what the f..
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Male 522
wow im so hard right now
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Female 39
All I can say is....... Strange!!
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Male 1,866
wtf, she`s creepy. gross..
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Male 142
im scared, lol
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Male 329
MY EYES!
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Male 109
ok, i watched maybe 15 seconds of this and turned it off. scary poo.
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Female 1
How does this help your body? it looks like she`s trying to expell her lungs.

Bizarre...

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Male 74
shes scary :-0
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Female 2,035
That pretty much scared me for life...
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Male 447
weird
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Female 590
Yup. People from the 80`s are crazy.
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Female 879
Oh my LORD...How could anybody possibly think that is seriously marketable...as soon as the tounge came out I shut it off..what a deusch lady..and she probably needs some, thats my guess
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Female 106
what the fetch this is helping me flex HOW?
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Female 116
ummm help me mommy scary bad-porn-movie lady after me!
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Male 105
i coulnt watch more than a few seconds.
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Male 37
She must be really funny durring intercourse
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Female 19
I haven`t been that frightened by a hairstyle since 1989. The breathing and tongue thing was a little scary also. What was the point of that supposed to be????
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Male 4,393
WTF??!!!??!!!?? :P
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Female 65
Oh. My. God.
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Female 64
Maybe she`s a little on the `special` side.
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Male 266
oh the 80`s...
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Male 395
I haven`t laughed that much at a post in ages! that is classic... and yeah, you really wanna stop smoking before doing all that breathing else you`ll just die of an asthma attack...
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Male 2,958
lmao
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Female 64
hehe.. she makes funny facial expressions.
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Male 587
LOL HAHAHA WHAT IN THE HELL IS SHE DOING
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Female 142
o.O
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Female 815
... -cries for mummy-
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Male 131
i am now mentay disturbed for life.. dear god is all i have to say
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Female 172
wow. scary x2
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Female 501
um, im speechless.
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Male 11,739
"She looks like she once starred in a bad porn movie."

I didn`t think there was such a thing as a bad porn movie until now. If she was in it I`d have to poke out my eyes with shards of broken glass.

Ok kiddies, that`s what doing drugs will do to you. And if you go through that when you`re on them, imagine what it will be like to come down.

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Male 38
I feel ripped off. It felt like I was watching the porn only...without the porn.
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Male 1,461
wales4eva, why the unrelated link?
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Female 11
that is a yoga breathing technique... but when my instructor did it, it didn`t look that scary.
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Male 1,152
everyone already called what i was gonna say with the "wtf`s, and with the is she alright`s and whatnot" so im just gonna say she looks like shes trying to take a huge crap while being constipated
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Male 686
ok children, this is why you dont smoke crack.;-/
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Female 2,220
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Female 1,071
what the fudge?
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Male 572
you think thats scary watch this http://www.metacafe.com/watch/342279/ama...
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Female 86
wtd its that looped?
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Male 68
Hairball. It`s that damn 80`s hair I tell you.
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Female 4
Yikes. WTF was that!? So 80s. LOL

I understand proper breathing to get the max benefit when exercising/stretching, but did she have to do it as though she was auditioning for some horror movie!?

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Female 187
`now let`s do the neck` lol it really is porn.

everything about that vid was freaky.the woman, her face, sticking out her tongue for god knows what, her hair,her WHEEZING (i only smoke 40 a day love), the music...need i go on?!?!

y would u ever use that video?as so as u bought it and got it home, it`d be straight back down to the shop saying `yo what the fudgeK?`

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Female 182
i`m scarred for life
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Male 129
It`s like she`s possessed!
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Male 2,216
Hahahahahahah!
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Female 799
wtf was that? Seriously that woman is scary.
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Female 220
I couldn`t watch it.
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Female 75
"well is it just me or is that a loop? i turned it off after like the 5th time. or did anyone actually watch it longer?"

I thought it was too, and I was just about to turn it off and then she said "Now let`s do the neck", so no.

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Male 1,217
she ate the cocaine by accident
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Male 1,461
She was just trying not to throw up.
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Male 731
girl, wha de fudge you doin?
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Female 1,972
This is what happens if you drop out of school AND you fail at porn.
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Female 134
Yeah...the hair...anyone would look trimand terrific with hair that big.
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Female 395
Aaaaah!!! WTF!!! That`s scary...She had to be like 110...God, did you SEE that HAIR?! Jesus...Christ...
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Male 136
well is it just me or is that a loop? i turned it off after like the 5th time. or did anyone actually watch it longer?
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Female 27
Seen it, but still very very bizarre... What I can`t figure out is why she had to be bent over to do those stretches... Hmmmmmm.
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Male 732
Crappy swear-filter!
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Male 732
Three words: What the fudgek?
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Male 4,246
Do we need to call an exorcist?? I half-expected her to start spewing green stuff and speaking gibberish. }-)
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Female 124
Yah I think that was supposed to be a yoga breathing technique, looked kinda scary tho.
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Female 96
Was that supposed to be exercise? I thought she was going to be sick or something.
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Male 756
wow, I really don`t know what to say
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Female 157
omg, wtf was that?
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Male 12
Uuhhhh...I am beyond frightened....made me kinda want to smack my monitor with a bat to make sure that everything was ok.....
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Male 713
This>Porn
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Female 51
bizarre
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Male 26
um... is she alright?
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Female 71
Link: The Horror of Body Flex [Rate Link] - She looks like she once starred in a bad porn movie.
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