The Amazing Fart Detector

Submitted by: rizoto 10 years ago in Funny
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What passing gas looks like on infrared film.
There are 106 comments:
Male 5
To emzie21,
It`s an infared camera. That`s kinda what the name says. Read before you comment.
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Male 1,386
lol that was funny, but i think tis fake
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Female 7
That second one was a longy ah? Such a pisser
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Female 375
Ooh I have another idea in terms of it being a fake. Watch *very* carefully the guy that walks past, or rather watch his ass. As he walks past, notice that *before* Main Guy farts, Walker has what appears to be a black cloud of something following his ass already. Then Main Guy farts.

I think this is fake. It looks like he`s pooting black powder, and his left hand is suspiciously in his left pocket clutching on to something before he turns round.

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Male 1,263
ummm im pretty sure this is fake like theres a 60-40% chance
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Male 278
are* so* these comments*
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Male 278
wow youare all fools thinking you areso smart making this witty commens why this is fake. go to http://www.flirthermography.com/cameras/camera/1080/ to see a vid of what it looks like.
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Female 106
uhm global warming???
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Male 48
I say it`s fake, not because of most of the normal arguments, but because it seems to be coming from BEHIND the guy, not out of him.
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Male 142
i think its fake
a: you don`t see a hand
b: who farts that long with that much power? i understnd that its possible but, what did this guy eat?
c:looks like he`s wearing jeans, and farts don`t work like that in jeans
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Male 919
Seems Like sand....
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Female 799
Ew, I wouldnt want to be in the way of that.
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Male 375
just a point to the above discussion on the inversion of colors...the opposite of red is green, not blue.
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Female 2,552
Ew, it just blows away in the wind lol. It would be funny if they put those cameras in a couple of places and see how many people fart! Haha.
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Female 108
I already saw that video clip, but BTW it`s Amazing
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Male 2,958
-so therefore, based on my ANALysis (no pun intended)-

That pun was totally intended.

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Female 364
you know...i think i enjoyed reading the arguments on this page more than watching the film. lol.
and the film WAS pretty funny, and im going with, yeah, its real.
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Male 1,725
lol!
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Male 27
So, someone finally pushed that "FART BUTTON"...
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Male 2,306
Everyone who has said this is fake, is an idiot.
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Female 546
Yuck. Old fart farting.
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Male 102
thank you
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Male 102
"That wasn`t even infared. The colors were just inverted"

kirbey91 are you dumb? no seriously are you a fu.cking idiot? the only way the colors could be inverted in the movie is if EVERYTHING was a shade of black and white. think, if u invert the color red for example, does it turn white or black? no it turns into a shade of blue. so therefore, based on my ANALysis (no pun intended) you, my friend, are a f.ucking ass

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Female 33
"Thursday, December 07, 2006 5:42:20 PM
>>>Hey bobbyo, I think you should let one loose. Maybe that stick will come out.<<<<

good idea. then I can beat you with it."

I love you, dude.

who cares if it`s real? you people always care whether or not it`s real more than you would if you got an infectious disease.

ALSO, is someone else posts "ill never fart again until as im posting this so i make myself laugh" to this again, just know... your jokes are trite.

get a damn job.

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Male 191
er one.. whytf did i say run
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Male 191
im gonna rip run
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Male 27
I know this guy at work, and like, his really look like that.
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Male 15
BRILLIANT
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Male 799
lol i agree with lolakitty quite some power he put into that one
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Male 701
i say its real...maybe fake but....methane is a gas and blady blady blah i dont know what im talking about
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Female 203
.. that kind of scared me out of farting..

oops.. i just did.

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Male 251
Looks like exhaust from a car! I wonder how????
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Female 1,407
Whoa, WAY too many beans! ^_^
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Male 18
[quote]On 12/7/2006 10:02:16 PM HOBYandy wrote: i`m going to go with this being real. everyone who thinks it is fake have rather dumb arguments.[/quote]
And what are your arguments for it being real?
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Male 142
fake fake fake fake fake
but still funny
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Male 3,060
i`m going to go with this being real. everyone who thinks it is fake have rather dumb arguments.
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Male 58
I believe it is fake as well. If the guy had been bare assed, maybe...but it is going through jeans and would have dispersed slower and wider then a jet stream like that

-Kyo

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Male 713
bobbyo wins the thread
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Female 14
lawl..xP
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Male 986
that butt is like a car...
the fart is gasoline
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Female 458
Looks like he`s literally blowing smoke out of his ass. Rofl, gross
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Male 16
This is as fake as it gets. If you could really detect them, you would notice that it moves really fast. That wasn`t even infared. The colors were just inverted. i wonder how many people actually fell for it.
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Male 315
Just wonder how it would change the world if farts were visable like that all the time.
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Female 797
[quote]On 12/7/2006 5:24:24 PM 2bored2think wrote: has anyone seen the SNL where hugh laurie hosted... ha[/quote]

OMG, yes that was sooo funny.

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Male 1,425
LOL!1ONE.PERIOD.
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Female 174
LOL
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Male 318
>>>Hey bobbyo, I think you should let one loose. Maybe that stick will come out.<<<<

good idea. then I can beat you with it.

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Male 217
oh my god that is so crazy! i wish i had a fart detector!
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Female 121
has anyone seen the SNL where hugh laurie hosted... ha
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Male 41
i thought it was pretty funny :-)
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Male 2,781
SILENT BUT DEADLY

LMAO

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Male 178
i said blond not blind btw
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Female 1,007
Holy ffffffffffffffffffff... it looks like what happens if you eat fire.
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Male 178
On 12/7/2006 9:01:05 AM emzie21 wrote: farts aren`t a visible gas this is sooo fake!

are u blond?

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Male 1,014
Hey bobbyo, I think you should let one loose. Maybe that stick will come out.
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Female 1,065
ROFL HAHAHAHAHAAA! Farts are black clouds of smelly doom xDDDD
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Male 178
i have 2 do that in a public resturant film it, then post it on youtube!
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Male 280
Ill never fart agia... *fart* aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
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Male 318
sigh. the ignorance of our youth never ceases. just because you don`t understand something doesn`t mean it`s fake. someday you`ll realize that you don`t know everything.
infrared is not thermal, as stated above. heat does not show up as red in infrared. so farts would look dark in infrared.
gas expands rapidly. farts are compact in your bowels and that is the very reason they can be noisy as it is pressurized. thus a fart expands rapdily and would show up just as this film shows.
heat rises. thus a fart would immediately rise upon leaving the anus, forscing its way through your buttcheeks and pants.
lastly, this would be much harder to fake than it would be to simply use an infrared camera to film an actual fart. occums razor applies here. if you don`t know what that means, hit the books and stop pretending you know everything.
if you don`t understand something learn about it.
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Female 85
I never want to see that again! *Scarred for life*
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Male 733
i think... he just shat himself...
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Male 1,364
NASTY
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Female 444
Ewwwwwww
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Male 62
[quote]On 12/7/2006 9:01:05 AM emzie21 wrote: farts aren`t a visible gas this is sooo fake![/quote]

Holy. Crap.
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Heheheh! I doubt that`s real, there`s so much gass there.

Slight snag though... i don`t have an infared camera. Oh, maybe i could use my nose. No hang on, ears would be better... Damn, this is gonna keep me up all night

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Female 281
FFaaakkkee
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Male 46
Just think.. If we could see farts nomally like that with the naked eye..There would be more people who would hold it in. At least we would know WHO FARTED!!! LOL
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Female 351
don`t care whether or not it`s real, worryingly i find it quite childishly funny.
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Male 67
Totally fake.. not as muffled as it should be obviously the guy has something in his other hand hes hioding behide the side of his body... sorry this vid Fails.
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Male 75
Okay, That was a strangely powerful fart, and it lost no power through his pants either, not to mention that your bumhole isnt that high up, so FAKE
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Male 375
and to those of you who said "farts aren`t a visible gas"...well, no kidding. but with infrared, we are able to see what we can`t see in the visible spectrum.

tell me, do you think before making a statement, or does $H1T just fall out of your mouth?

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Male 703
haha man that was awsome! i could use one of these...
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Male 375
some of you ppl r real dip$poos...

infrared photography does not necessarily mean thermal photography (thermography). this wasnt a thermal video and the shades of gray have NOTHING to do with temperature.

There are tons of applications of infrared technology that don`t involve temperature.

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Male 632
I`d like to see that but "machine gun" fart styles.
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Male 160
FAKE IT`S AN ARESOL CAN COLD IS SHOWN IN DARK COLOURS ON INFARED AND FARTS ARE WARM.
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Male 121
old video come up with something new!
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Female 322
I think this is a load of bull. Can you imagine what a dairy farm would look like through an infrared camera if it could really pick up farts and methane?
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Female 854
To bad it can`t recores sound.
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Male 11,739
That is total BS. So fake it`s sad. How dumb.
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Male 1,039
ONE BIG HUGE problem here...your freak`n A hole isn`t that high up on your body.
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Male 737
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 1,217
hahahaha thats hilarious

^^infrared?...

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Female 811
I`d rather not detect people`s farts.
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Female 174
farts aren`t a visible gas this is sooo fake!
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Male 83
Farts ain`t just methane - in fact they`re made up more of Nitrogen (almost 80% - shock horror) and Oxygen...

I`ve heard of this before...in the FHM Joke/Funny Story book...

And yes, it is possible to fart that much...trust me :D

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Male 70
roflmfao
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Male 459
wow that was a long stream............
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Male 27
I`ve been around the sun forty times and i`ve NEVER farted that hard.
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Female 113
HA HA HA!! thats funny.. even if it isnt real!
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Female 27
I never knew that someone can pass THAT much gas! :-| .. may be it is fake, since we can`t see what he`s doing with his left hand.. still funny though =)
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Female 1,972
Looks like someone had too much bean dip...he may need a change of pants.
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Male 405
I like how it attached to the passing by guy`s leg, fake or not that was pretty funny
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Male 3,631
That`s a lot of Methane gas!
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Female 694
..Pretty?....
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Male 888
Amazing if its real. Seems as if the gas is passing a bit too fast.
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Male 29
if it`s real, i will never fart again :) its scary how strong is that. or the guy have some really good farting skills eheh
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Female 1,984
hmm... *strokes chin* I`m not 100% sure that`s real...
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Male 25
*sniff sniff* i smell bull sht }-)
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Male 555
Yeah the way that he`s standing and the fact that you can`t see what he`s doing with his left hand leads me to believe it`s fake.. I`d like to see at a different angle.
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Male 1
I thought this was ridiculous and fake because warmer objects are brighter and the fart is warm but it is black. Then I found this press release which says that "Suited for petrochemical facilities, ThermaCAM® GasFindIR(TM) utilizes infrared imager employing sensitive detector and cold filter to observe active leaks of VOCs such benzene, propane, and methane. Real-time thermal images of gas leaks appear as black smoke onscreen." I`m still not sure if this is genuine though. You can read about the camera and see some genuine videos of gas leaks in factories here
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Female 226
One word: eww.

*looks like his ass is on fire :P*

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Female 660
HAHAHA DAAAAMN that looks so nasty
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Female 1,211
Lololol!!!!
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Male 25
OMG- That`s kind of scary!
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Female 178
Wow...seems almost fake, and yet, it`s hilarious.
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Female 576
omg. haha. interesting. that`s all ive got to say.
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Male 2
Link: The Amazing Fart Detector [Rate Link] - What passing gas looks like on infrared film.
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