Strawberry Short-cut

Submitted by: ICN 10 years ago in Weird
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From the demented mind that bought you Pickle Surprise *goblin free*...sort of
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Male 53
I feel like I need a shower...
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Male 116
EWWWWWW WTF FAGS EWWWW
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Female 38
ohhh it`s like the video of muffins... i won`t sleep tonight!... OH GOD i won`t eat strawberries in my life ever again !!!
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Female 406
...strawberry.....short...cut?
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Female 1,228
AAAAHHHHHH!!! Deo worse than the pickle thing.
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Male 1,360
this drag queen obviously took a sex-change shortcut as well. she`s goblin rooster.
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Female 1,496
Cooking by drag queens for drag queens.
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Female 606
[quote]On 12/17/2006 10:48:24 PM Zztoch wrote: Where do guys find these things?![/quote]

youtube is god.

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Male 184
Armon7 - "wow, only 3 letters can describe that *WTF* "
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Male 4,246
LawnGnomePoo: OF COURSE it has nothing to do with anything, that IS why it`s on here!! Duh!
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Female 133
Where do guys find these things?!
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Female 411
Nice eyelashes!
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Male 1,725
i LOVE pickle surprise, but this 1 is ok. i still like it tho

ps theyre not demented
theyre awesome

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Male 738
You, good sir, have just scarred me for life. Pink mimes with shiny lips and huge eyelashes will forever chase my in the depths of my most horrid nightmares. There will be no escape from this living hell, and it will grow worse day by day.

Thanks.

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Female 2,695
minus the soda, there is a possibility that might acctually taste good.
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Male 3,619
funny thing and its true,

i know a guy wich has a brother wich has a friend in america with a mother in law, with a friend wich knew the first Goblin on the left

kinda makes me laugh

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Female 797
Less freakier than pickle surprise.
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Female 670
You know, these drag queens are growing on me. :) I like pickle surprise a lot now.
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Female 606
AAAAAHHHHHH wtf!!!!
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Female 30
This video...is AMAZING.
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Male 197
lame
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Female 215
Well that was a creepy commercial, and if you forgot about dessert why would you just happen to have donoughts, cherry 7-up(?), Reddi whip and strawberries on hand? Plus pop with soggy donoughts is not my idea of good eats, I`d just have strawberries and whipped cream.
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Female 408
I am going to be pedantic here.
How can you marinade something quickly? It takes a long time. That`s the point of marinading.
</pendantic speech>
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Male 623
The thing about Strawberry Shortcuts is that you have to have 3 foot eyelashes and be completely pink. Otherwise, it won`t work.
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Male 170
Listen...I know it is wrong somehow to like this clip but there is just something about it that I really like kinda John Waters`ish Very well done in a bad way. I like it
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Male 1,386
O...M...G... i just gonna go poke my eyes out with a fork now...
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Male 78
Gay. More ways then one obviously.
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Male 799
ooh that looks kinda good
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Male 943
ok then... that was a piece of 5h17
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Female 44
wtf?
why is that on here?
it doesn`t have to do with anything!
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Female 836
I want them at my next birthday party.
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Female 1,065
I will never eat another donut again..
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Female 163
HELLLLP
ITS SATTTAN
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Male 46
They had sooooo much friggin makeup on! They could paint Mona Lisa with all that ****. :-P
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Male 114
Well, atleast this is shorter than pickle suprise.
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Female 1,944
pickle surprise~!!
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Male 2,510
eh? that was crap.
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Male 173
"I took cocaine" "Far too much cocaine"
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Female 679
I don`t even DARE try to watch Pickle suprise now
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Female 22
these guys rock!! the very fact that they have achieved creeping out so many people proves it. I wanna know who the heck they are though.
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Female 190
Hahahahaha wtf was that
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Female 54
I still had the same reaction as when I watched Pickle suprise...it was still "What the hell?!"
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Female 169
This one wasn`t even half as creepy as the `Pickle Surprise` one, I still shudder and cower in fear whenever I think of it...It just ruined what was left of my childhood.
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Female 357
Thats scary.
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Male 336
I hope you guys dont think i`m a drag queen now, i just thing they`re weird as hell
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Female 2,552
And what`s with that girl`s lips?
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Female 2,552
Where do people find these frightining creatures?
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Female 47
Those "people" were disgusting!
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Male 658
what the...?
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Female 1,007
Ew at the queens and ew at the food.
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Male 19
I can`t imagine eating a donut with it drenched in soda would be that good...
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Male 988
soo... is this a joke or what?
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Female 854
oh
my
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Male 17
the donut thing they talked about really isnt bad, its quite good.... the video, however, is.... uhh... damn, i ran out of witty phrases!!!! CURSE YOU, PINK GOBLINS!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
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Male 109
theres something very wrong about this video. maybe its the drag queens, maybe its the creepy but somehow sexy voice of the narator. either way, weird-ness
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Female 51
wth
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Male 2,372
That almost seemed a little bit...I dunno....gay.
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Male 69
After watching this, I am now hiding under my desk, it isn`t big enough down here.
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Female 3
anyone who has the guts to eat that definitely deserves to be awarded a medal of bravery!! ;-)
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Female 1,596
Unless you are really retarded, I think you would notice that it was a donut.
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Female 106
this is saposed to be an ad for redi whip...im never eating it again
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Female 207
*insert witty phrase here*
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Female 19
Where did that come from?? Was it a tv commercial or something??
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Male 4,393
OMG... things r getting Weird round here :(
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Male 1,152
"... Almost as "terrable" as your English...?"

AHEM Excuuuuuse me..."TERRIBLE" there is bad spelling typos and punCi-ation everywhere, SO WHAT

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Male 142
she sounds dirty when she says it at the end
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Male 142
i took the strawberry shortcut too
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Male 381
Umm... ok then
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Female 695
im not going to be able to sleep tonight..again
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Male 266
Can I gouge my eyes out now? please!!?
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Male 11,740
Words can`t describe the nightmares I will have after watching that.

Oh
my
god.

Funny and frightening at the same time.

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Male 686
FAIL!
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Male 686
hmmmm.
no.
u fail.
this link fails.
i decree it.
its a law now.
this fails.
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Male 609
help me
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Female 207
... Almost as "terrable" as your English...?
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Male 1,152
50 years ago they would have been hung upside down with a fork up there ass for being so gay! lol ok sorry i still find that funny. anyways that was terrable.
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Female 207
Silence, oh red flamingo!
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Female 187
now i know what the `guys` i work with well being doing when they quit bar work (or get fired,most likely fired)

marinate in cherry soda...mmmm...yummy :-/

and tiredofnicks...i know what u mean,do u know how hard it is to get glittery lipstick off? lol

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Male 5,094
My reactions described chronologically while watching this clip: "Hmm, bad color quality, hey, men in drag! Ugh, glittery lipstick, ..., ......, ......!!, laughter.
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Male 1,265
I commend you, ICN. Excellent work.
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Male 2,216
Ugly 1970s American Drag Queens! Gaah!
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Male 503
Thanks for the nightmares.
Now, Im not gonna say anything else.
Except for this...
Im gonna 1 it and go.
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Male 731
*screams and runs into wall*
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Female 134
What?
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Female 395
I wonder if they taste weird? I should try licking a drag queen sometime...
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Female 96
Hahaha, these videos are awesome. Drag queens freakin` rock. I don`t think I would ever eat one of those strawberry shortcuts, let alone serve them to guests.
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Male 4,246
How strange!! Not awful, but almost. I mean, that dessert sounds tasty but there must be a less acid-based way to show us how to make it.
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Female 679
pink ugly goblins!
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Female 679
wth
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Female 1,382
No... I do beleive those are goblins... pink ones.
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Male 51
wow, only 3 letters can describe that *WTF*
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Male 336
Link: Strawberry Short-cut [Rate Link] - From the demented mind that bought you Pickle Surprise *goblin free*...sort of
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