Strangely Shaped Chocolate Santa

Submitted by: kzs 10 years ago in Funny

Normal looking Santa candy on the outside, but...
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Male 1,485
cock choc
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Male 35
XD.. who wants a bite outta that? >.> XD
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Female 1,199
Hahahaha
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Female 6
Seriosuly whats the point
how are they perves?
They just have sick minds
And get over it people its just chocolate =D
<3
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Female 920
So... wrong...
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Male 379
This cant be an accident...man im not eatin chocolate for a loooong time.
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Male 658
Wait, it`s clearly from a black guy, but it`s not that big
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Male 1,386
"mmm... chocolate." lol
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Male 85
hahahahaahahhaahahahaahahahah!!!!!!!!1!!
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Male 149
perverts.....
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Female 3
holy crap. those candy-makers must have their minds in the gutter..
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Female 9
I`d like to take a bite out of that...
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Female 5
Haha, yet he remains to look so jolly.
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Male 2,781
THE COMMENTS MADE ME CRACK UP

LMAO SANTA`S CUMMING

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Male 69
i mean. i see a penis in the picture. but i dont think its worthy of IAB. and after 100 comments, ppl are still commening "omg it looks liike a penis o_O >.< O_o o.O" GAY HOMO [email protected]
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Male 4,393
perverts :( ....
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Female 854
rofl
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Female 331
haha classic
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Female 1,120
it prolly tastes bad too.. all santa chocolates taste like crap..
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Female 1,120
omg! anybody could get that for a little kid and there parents would kill them even while you did it unknowingly... I guess the phrase "chocolate is sex for the mind" comes into play here.
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Male 1,866
ooooh! you perverts!!
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Male 1,866
what?
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Male 334
c`mon it`s christmas
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Female 47
Yummy! I love to eat chocolate things that look like that.
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Female 815
-_- How did i see that coming? I must be friggin psychic. Thats just lame. I don`t see it that way if i get easter bunny things like that. Why? Because i`m not perverted like the vast majority of you!
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Male 62
You people have dirty minds.
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Male 3,619
well, aslong the children dont know what the hell it ressembles to. I supose it wud be ok =P
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Female 214
its pathetic....little girls don`t need to practice that stuff yet.....*rolls eyes*
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Female 86
haha
that was awesome
well done santa
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Female 1,496
Next: Video of woman using the chocolate!
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Male 318
wow, kinda givs a whole new meaning to the phrase
``Santa`s Cumming``
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Female 136
hahaha. A chocolate santa kinda looks like a huge chocolate penis. hahahaha. aren`t we all funny.
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Male 447
its a dick!lol
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Male 143
It`s shaped like a dolphin!
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Female 71
at first i was all "okay its a santa, nothing wrong" and then i scroll down and 0.0 not cool.
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Male 405
sooo... this is chocolate huh? i bet its filled with men of the sea
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Female 166
No way.
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Male 693
Eww, gross. I can see the ad now- "You can lick it and suck it all you want!"
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Male 1,725
LOL!!!
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Male 587
you have a sick mind my friend
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Female 57
mmm i could use one of those
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Male 1,521
So they will have loads of fun sucking to that Chocolate! Hahahaha!
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Male 194
Hmm. I never new Santa Claus was half black.
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Male 44
:-O
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Male 277
All I see are Dolphins! (If anyones seen that picture of the vase or mug or whatever it was) But is that a coincidence... I THINK NOT!
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Male 251
WOW, Santa`s with me all the time! :)
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Male 336
I think it`s made in Taiwan, if you catch my drift...
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Male 107
:-O they must have white chocolate in the midle.
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Female 1,007
:-O

Just :-O

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Male 114
.... haha oh wow?.... okay...
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Female 106
a girls best friend.....
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Female 163
PEEPEE!
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Male 2,605
I don`t get it.
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Female 797
What I don`t see anything weird *scrolls down to the last picture*, Oh My Goodness.
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Female 454
Muaha! It`s a PENIS reference! HAHA!! SO ORIGINAL! oooh...jolly good.
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Female 1,463
sick minded
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Male 522
ha ha ha
its a penis! XD

... -_-

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Female 74
I had some of that yesterday...only it wasn`t chocolate ;)
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Female 986
I always thought Santa was creepy.... "Hey children come sit on my lap! HO HO HO!"
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Female 878
That`s icky...
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Female 8
Santa, what happened to you?
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Female 2,552
At first I didn`t notice lol.
Hey, chocolate is chocolate :-P
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Male 986
so.... Santa is an alien mutant giant dick that took the shape of a fat beardy red clothed dude?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! i trusted you, santa.... but i should have noticed! your name looks too much like satan!


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Male 731
SANTA IS A PENIS!!!
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Male 220
lol olo lolololololololol
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Female 1,984
Chocolate`s normal too. What`s so abnormal about it? Weirdos... I`ve eaten several of these. I don`t see anything wrong with it.
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Female 142
ah. thats ...disturbing.
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Male 20
at least nobody thinks it looks like a turd
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Male 239
It does look like a penis.
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Male 20
a conspiricy i say!
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Male 1,360
wonder what the chimney looks like...
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Male 1,289
oh my...i knew there was a reason i didnt like chocolate that much
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Male 20
a big piece of chocolate?or a subliminal message sent to twist twist the minds of small children everywhere?
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Female 600
We all have such dirty minds. They didn`t intentionally do that and it was only someone else pointing it out that makes us all go "omg it looks like a...." anyway.
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Female 249
Pervs!
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Male 20
the fat guy has a naughty side after all}-
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Male 31
Omfg!!! WTF!!! That chocolate looks like dildo!!! Ewwww!!! I`m not eating chocolate until I forget I ever saw this...
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Female 601
gibsonsga - your logic makes no sense.

And videogamer, I see your point. But I still don`t see why it`s so freaking amusing to all of these people... o_O

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Male 142
no wonder girls love chocolate.... they can use is as a dildo and never get pregnant form it, and once done with it they can eat it....
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Female 59
plalic imagery aside, that chocolate looks sooo yummy
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Male 448
Disturbing
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Male 268
iansquall- u just like saying the word penis.....
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Female 583
Meh...chocolate is chocolate.I would still eat it.
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Female 3
that was disturbing.
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Female 648
Gather round kids... it`s time for a story. - One night, satan`s little elfs had a party, and got realllllllly drunk. That`s when they had a GREAT idea ---....
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Female 648
This is a shop... I can tell by the pixels... no no no no no... jk... but DEFINITELY questionable. haha
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Male 153
Oh come on you perverts, it`s just a piece of chocolate that slightly resembles something else.
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Male 74
thats intresting
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Male 1,496
Accidental? I don`t think so.
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Male 3,014
^It`s shocking because it resembles a penis so much and still got released to children everywhere.

Hopefully kids don`t suck on it in public.

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Female 601
*rolls eyes* People will see a penis in everything...

It really isn`t that amusing. OMGZ, it looks like a penis. Okay.

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Male 876
The other side of santa!
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Male 223
haha ivansnavi...but seriously, what do you want to bet that that thing is filled with vanilla icing?
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Male 69
also, pictures need to be outlawed on IAB
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Male 743
*points and laughs with cynnick*
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Male 69
do people still find this funny anymore? i should post a pciture of a dildo and ill get comments like "omg that looks like a penis"
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Male 743
i wonder what the ms. will say...=D
that is pretty damn funny though
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Female 1,395
why Mr Claus...you are spoiling us with your huge chocolate rooster...
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Female 45
yummy
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Male 1,406
This should have been included on that top 10 things that look like a penis, but aren`t.
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Male 967
I smell a lawsuit... Santa Claus traumatizes children with phallic display, news at 11.
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Female 552
merry drating cristmas... i got you a chocolate dick... yay! =o
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Female 460
Yumm...
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Female 1,944
i would still eat it tho
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Male 632
I already knew Santa was a big D*CK!! He forgot to put christmas presents under my tree on Christmas Eve.
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Female 873
Ive eaten 1 of them b4 lol.
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Male 1,092
mm chocolate - it`s all in your brains fellow IABers
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Male 8
waddle-waddle-waddle
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Male 8
oh..dear..god..my eyes..why didnt anyone put nsfw on this too? grr-ness
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Female 408
It`s a phallic chocolate let`s point and laugh.
*Points and laughs*
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Female 243
Eh...I woud still eat it.
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Male 477
Santa: with NEW Marshmallow filling!
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Female 229
Girthy. :-)
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Female 189
Hmm.. And I don`t care! I sill want chocolate in my Christmas stocking.
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Female 104
now i know why i love chocolates!!!!!
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Male 356
Jolly man indeeed.
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Female 96
Awww, I used the wrong their. That makes me sad.
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Female 96
Haha, they must have noticed that. Did they not look at the thing from the side or back at all? Of course kids won`t notice because they`re brains aren`t all full of sex yet, but we can sure laugh at it. Teehee, naughty chocolates.
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Male 1,265
The penis is in your head, not in the chocolate.
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Male 2,567
lol
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Male 1,385
Is that why chicks like chocclate so much?
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Female 294
Melts in your mouth?
Or in your hand?
Santa Claus is COMING to town...
Have I been good this year? Or naughty?
Okay, I`m done.
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Female 27
So Santa gizzes chocolate syrup then?
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Female 546
It`s the side of the Santa Claus statue thingy. I don`t think they ment to do that.
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Female 190
Hahaha~!
Wow I wonder if the people who make these chocolate bars know..:D
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Male 128
perverts
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Male 15
Woah....woah......I bet Santa`s having a kick out of this.
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Male 184
Has Santa cum yet?? HAHA
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Female 178
Hahah! I wanna buy that! lol.
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Female 690
Lol poor kids but they wont notice anyway most likely.
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Male 49
ha! get a loud of that. i think im staying away from sant.
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Male 33
I gotta get me some of those, for to traumatize friends and family.
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Female 472
Ok, that could NOT have been accidental.
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Female 665
wooowwww
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Male 799
haha holy poo and they give these to children too
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Male 3,060
haha...it`s like they tried to make it phallic!
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Male 5
Well...
I`m never eating chocolate again.
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Male 2
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