Naughty Little Mermaid

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
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Ariel lets us know her deepest desires. Warning: adult language & themes.
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Male 25,416
Wow thats brilliant!
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Female 635
XD Okay, that was awesome.
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Female 39
the guys who hated it try watching the hole thing,it gets better morons
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Female 8
[quote]On 12/5/2006 7:06:43 PM Fabricant wrote: Meh. I lost interest quickly. Bit boring... To be honest, I couldnt be bothered to watch the rest of it. Now, if you`ll excuse me, theres some more wet paint drying that I must watch.[/quote]

Ditto. It was stupid and I couldn`t watch all of it either. Just ruins the song...not funny at all.

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Female 488
lame.
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Male 72
You guys all suck. I like Little Mermaid, and still, I thought that this video was f`n brilliant. Great stuff! I laughed. All of you with your trash-talk should go and buy yourselves some sense of humor.
:D!
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Female 667
Stereotypic stated my thoughts exactly
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Female 667
Wow....

But... Why?

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Female 4
<3 funny
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Male 334
funny

and good singing

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Male 743
lol,this is pretty damm funny
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Female 62
that was stupid! stupid!!!
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Male 236
disturbing
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Male 211
HOW DID THIS GET ON I-AM-BORED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Female 130
wish I could have ...A VAGINA!!! NO YOU DON`T ARIEL STAY AWAY!
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Female 583
:-O What did she jut say?!?!?!
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Male 15
WHAT THE HELL!!!!
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Male 686
hmmmm....


im not touching this sh*t

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Female 38
Retarded....
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Female 19
I`m sorry...but the part where Ariel is pointing to the porny book...the expression on Flipper`s(right?, I don`t remember the fishes name.) is PRICELESS.
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Female 11
That was absolutly fantastic! The humour may have been a little crude and some of the lyrics could have been better but the voice was spot on. My flatmate was sitting on the other side of the room from me whilst I was watching it and it wasn`t till the very end that she turned round and said `did Ariel just say vagina?`
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Male 80
that was weird, i got bored quickley,
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Male 47
So I guess we all agree... it was hilarious.
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Female 2,074
stupid.
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Female 161
...that wasnt funny at all.
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Male 27
Everybody knows that was the real reason.
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Male 106
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 268
^^^ maybe to you.....

that...was...funny?
i dont know wat to say, creepy, wrong....kinda humerous

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Female 1,065
I have a vagina, they`re not so great o_o

By the way, awesome voice over it sounds like her, well from what I can remember.

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Female 799
Got boring quick.
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Female 606
one word.

WHY?

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Female 117
lol wish i could have a vaginaaaaaaa
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Female 104
uhh videogamer: what`s your point?
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Male 447
lol the corks actually made me laff
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Female 163
Ha! That was great.
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Male 1,217
k...
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Male 27
Oh, boy. King Triton REALLY ain`t gonna like this one...
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Female 20
lol, congratulations for totally bastardizing my childhood. :)
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Male 555
VAGINA STORM!
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Male 90
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Female 80
Meh. if she wants a vagina so bad, she can have mine. they`re only good for one thing.
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Male 1,385
WTF indeed
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

and why does it, what`s the word? Burrrrrrrn

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Male 95
what did she say? driving myself on his genitalia? LMFAO
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Male 40
I thought this was of moderate interest, but it was way overdone. You have to suspend too much disbelief to imagine Ariel saying "gonorrhea".
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Female 190
Wtf
hahahha
Yeah that was kinda funny
I only watched the first like 30 seconds though
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Female 157
omg they made the mermaid evil... *crawls in ball and hides as her childhood memories crumble*
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Female 33
ONCE again,

ow, my childhood.

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Male 957
I don`t get it.
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Male 1,866
gay...
1/4
wasn`t funny....
boring as hell...
crap.
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Female 71
naughty mermaid.. lyrics weren`t all the good but the voice was good... no great, i think exactly like ariel... strange
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Male 244
who sang this?
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Female 268
boring and perverted
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Female 205
mizdup: I`m not an idiot. What I meant was that she couldn`t even line up with her own music properly. She`d sing too fast or cut off too quickly in several places.
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Male 1,521
That was Stupid.
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Male 564
so, uh,where does this stuff come from? Why would you change Disney movies so that it relates to sexual content? Disgusting
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Male 448
I loved it
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Female 458
I`m disappointed in myself for watching it to be honest.
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Female 119
who ever did that had way to much free time
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Female 797
WTF? That was sooo stupid.
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Male 204
Ya, I actually always thought that was like a dress or something. Apparently she doesn`t have anything under there. Disney has turned evil, and is putting porn and such into their movies, which in turn are being shown to little kids.
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Male 3,014
Male 3,014
I used to think that she was just wearing a fish. I mean, her fish half and her human half just come together so abruptly and don`t fade into one another.

But since her fish half is in fact naked, that alone pins the creators of that movie as perverts. I mean, there is no reason that mermaids couldn`t wear skirts. As for the mermen, I guess they could wear kilts or kimonos or any other kinds of man-skirts.

Actually, now I`m curious. I`m gonna wikipedia fish reproduction habits.

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Male 35
so wrong but hilarious at the same time
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Female 187
soz that comment was for celticzaida and everyone else who is saying similar things
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Female 187
^^her timing is off because it is the original video but obviously not the original song so ofcourse the words r not going to sync perfectly with the animation and the original song.

anyway i thought it was great
"whats gonnoreah? (sic?) and why does it, whats the word? burn!"
fantastic 4/4

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Female 670
Poor girl. Vaginas are good. :(
And actually, I didn`t find it disturbing...
I think it`s because all my childhood loves have already been ruined by siblings and friends.
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Female 205
Why are people saying that the chicks voice is good and a great representation of Ariel`s? It isn`t. Her timing is majorly off in some places and she sounds so forced. I`m sure she has a good voice, but she rather sucked in this.
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Male 561
.......meh
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Female 21
OK, first off, that`s not SEX in the Lion King, it`s SFX. The Special Effects team (SFX for short) put that in as a sort of "shout out" to themselves because--no duh--they were in charge of things like leaves blowing in the wind. Secondly, there is no "drat" in the water and the priest doesn`t get a boner, those are his knobby knees poking out. Otherwise his legs are approximately 1/5th as long as the rest of his body. Grow up, people.


That could have been funny, but they made poor choices for lyrics. Instead of "What would I pay/to spend a day warm with a c*ck" they could have done "What would I pay/to spend a night next to a man" because it then would have rhymed with "Betcha on land, they understand" like the original does. That said, they left in parts of the original that don`t make sense. And I don`t know why they didn`t make a sex toy or "screwing" joke when she opens her box of corkscrews, etc.

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Male 25
i spit on cussing animation!!!hak-too-hee!!!
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Male 4,393
ok..... lame
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Female 609
ahahahahaha i laughed soooo hard. its soooo wrong but hilarious. no im not gonna say it feels so right. that doesnt make sense. unless your like a super lesbian (not that theres anything wrng with that.. dont let me offend anyone..)
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Female 878
I liked it...
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Male 1
To Dragosol...dont forget about on the cover of mermaid you cant find the letters to "drat" in the water" AND at the wedding part(think this was lil mermaid anyway) the priest gets a boner while giving his speech
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Female 33
lawlz.
gayfgtnonvaginahavingFISH.
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Female 50
eck
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Male 1,386
that was just wrong.
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Female 172
i never though of that.. how would mermaids reproduce?
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Female 2,552
Lmao!! I bet that`s what she was thinking all along..
And growing up with this just makes it that more funnier :-)
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Female 152
I agree, Deppfan62, it is pretty tacky.

The ghonnera part was kind of funny. Sort of.

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Male 107
Nasty......
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Male 263
it didnt shatter my childhood cause even when i was young i dreamed of pork`n her fishy poon.
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Male 404
lol
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Female 49
poor Walt Disney.. he must be rolling over in his grave right now !!! it was kinda tacky though.....
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Female 49
that is just SO wrong on SO many levels !!!!

``shakes head in disbelief``

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Female 13
what the hell?
if she wants a vagina so bad, she should at least know what gonorrhea is. my god.
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Female 447
Here`s the deal:

This is the sort of thing that`s funny when someone comes up with in on the spot.

It`s kind of sad that some chick thought this was funny enough to put it on tape.

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Female 460
lol, i never actually thgought about the fact that ariel doesn`t have one of those. i guess im just not observent. it`s a good point though, even though its kinda odd.
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Female 128
Childhood...dreams...fading-SO WRONG!
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Female 322
Haha, awesome. Although it did sufficiently scare the crap out of my inner child.
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Female 1,984
o-kay... moving on. O.O
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Male 263
Awesome work. very entertaining.
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Female 818
Ow, my childhood!
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Male 602
I would totally do it with Ariel. LikeOMG FOr ReL BBQ SAUCE!


Seriously, it was a cute idea, one of those ones that you think about and then chuckle, but it never gets out to paper.

The girl`s voice was a good representation, however the lyrics weren`t anything to write home about. Not funny/clever/short enough to be any good.

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Male 955
lol...great work on that.
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Male 1,629
/sigh you people should just grow up, who cares how old she is in the movie? its a cartoon it is supposed to be entertaining and i seriously dont doubt the fact of it being drawn toppless originally b/c there is alot of sexual stuff in disney movies. for example a rooster on the original cover of the little mermaid and the naked women in rescuers down under, sex spelled out in some leaves in lion king. lets face it people disney makes their movies pretty dirty even w/o our help just get over it. and if you take the timeframe into consideration there is nothign wrong with it. you should all have a problem with that guy wanting to get with her you know? >.< damn closed minded people.....
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Male 381
It`s not taht bad, I don`t see why people hate it. Don`t get me wrong it`s not that good either and kinda creepy. 16 minght be the leagle age here Cynnick but it`s still wrong
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Male 731
stupid
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Female 30
what`s gonorrhea, and why does it, what`s the word...buuuuuurrrnnn

that was pretty much the only funny part. fun idea i guess.

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Female 351
thought that was ok, not really worth me watching if i`m perfectly honest though.
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Male 724
The Disney Character Fetishist are coming out of the closet these last couple of weeks...
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Female 1
Oh deary dear. That is a naughty one.
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Male 493
Sabre200000000: originally topless and re-edited to add the bra? You are officially a moron.
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Female 340
got bored with that quickly. Why do people keep ruining decent cartoons?
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Female 560
why would someone take the time make that and dub it?
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Female 364
redskyblack1, chaos king, i agree. funny >< a tad long maybe, but that was great ><

but...form that last disney link we had on here... ``10 hottest disney girls``` or something like that...isnt ariel a minor? o.O

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Female 408
Goaeliejerry, isn`t the story is that she turns 16...that`s the age of consent here. I don`t know about where you live.
But still...um...great. She can release eggs in a sort of cloud, then swim off. That`s as far as she`ll get.
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Male 18
Hahaha I thought that was great! :D:P redskyblack i agree lol
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Male 204
LOL!
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Male 1
lame as
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Male 1,039

UM YOU PEOPLE DO KNOW THAT THE ORIGINAL LITTLE MERMAID MOVIE WAS DRAWN WITH HER TOPLESS!

Sorry for the caps, but that`s the truth. Disney`s original was drawn topless and the film was re-edited before it was ever released. They were trying to be "realistic" with the first cut...but, OBVIOUSLY, realized it wasn`t a good idea..<<<-I wonder how long that took..

Silly Disney

Anyway...just thought I would throw that little known bit out there.

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Female 67
Why...just why???!
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Male 405
i thought it was funny specially when ariel said "bet i could tap that"
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Female 600
Oh my. How did this make it on here?
Couldn`t make it past the first changed lyrics. I refuse to ruin one of my favorite Disney movies for myself. This is pretty f*cked up and whoever did this needs help.
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Male 2,057
:-O !
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Female 105
Well, I *AM* an expert, and she wasn`t bad at all. She may not have been perfect, but she was pretty good, and good job matching Ariel`s sound too.
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Male 4,014
Isn`t Ariel a minor? Doesn`t that make this cartoonish child porn?

Its a disturbing, kind of lame joke. I get it, sex with a hot mermaid. How original. I don`t think this should be here because, again, it’s a graphical representation of an underage girl fantasizing about sex. Sorry to spoil the fun, but its pedophilic.

And she`s not that great a singer.

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Male 571
Not funny at all. I disagree with those who says she can sing, I`m no expert but that is quite crap.
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Male 1,115
Another movie from my childhood gets raped. funny though.
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Female 873
Tht has jus ruined my childhood memory of the film :( ah well lol
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Male 737
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you try to be funny by saying "f*ck" and "vagina." Welcome back to middle school.
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Male 44
thats freaky
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Male 3,060
i thought it was funny as hell!
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Female 203
Everyone is all sayin it was lame.


I loved it.

Bravo, encoure.

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Male 44
)-| thats just freaky
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Male 64
it was ok for a while, but way too long to sustain my interest with the same joke over and over again
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Female 114
I worked quite well actually. I like the gonnorrhea thing. But all in all, kinda creepy, and also, I saw this ages ago on google video.
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Female 5
Ah! Why?! No bueno....nope. I`m sad now. <//3
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Male 149
Not Ariel... :-(
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Male 173
That was horrifying, yet... great.
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Male 18
Well, that`s not creepy at all...
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Male 129
WTF!!!!!!!!??????
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Female 546
That is SO wrong.

I almost feel sick.

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Male 356
Begs the question:.....Why?
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Male 28
well my childhood has been thoroughly raped, i feel like i should get tested now
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Male 623
Wow she sounded exactly like Arial... kinda clever, wasn`t really in sync though...
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Female 607
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Dude(s), I thought that was funny!

I agree with outmywindow, it was slightly weird (but made it funnier) that she sounded like the chick that did Ariel`s voice originally.

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Male 410
Sorry ADHD...couldnt get through much
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Female 27
At least the gal could actually sing. And she really did sound like Ariel, which made this even weirder/funnier.
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Female 1,211
Lol punk1n...anyway, how did this get a rating of 3.7?
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Female 210
what the mother flock was that?????? i`m so traumatized right now.
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Male 226
upendy, maybe he just forgot "hit" after "ID"
or at least thats what i thought at first... o.o
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Male 226
hmm the voice was good.
Got bored though..
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Female 1,211
Jcheats worded it quite well. Although I would have said "is".

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Female 104
the work f*ck together with the animation is just wrong. really wrong.
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Male 136
WHAT THE F*CK ID THAT SH*IT!
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Male 503
Meh. I lost interest quickly. Bit boring...
To be honest, I couldnt be bothered to watch the rest of it.
Now, if you`ll excuse me, theres some more wet paint drying that I must watch.
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Male 10,115
Link: Naughty Little Mermaid [Rate Link] - Ariel lets us know her deepest desires. Warning: adult language & themes.
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