Lunch Table Rules

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny

Ah, Junior High girls.
Credits: 23hq
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Male 2,576
Thats very simple to explain:

You Shouldn`t drink during pregnancy.

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Male 38
also Legal age in NZ
sex=16
drinking=18
WTF! sex before alcohol, that is messed up
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Female 1,382
-blink blink- Okay!

I`m not Jewish but in NZ the legal young adult age is 15.

*snicker* Naruto...XD BELEIVE IT!

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Male 2,576
13-17, You`re a TEEN, If you where / are Jewish You`d Legally, you are an Adult. Not a child. And Thats still the stupidest thing I ever herd, You`re are delaying yourself Growing up "just because you Can" Allthought I can understand you want to hang on to certain things, Its still the stupidest thing I ever herd. I can`t force you to mature, hell I have no clue who you are, I don`t even know why you took What I said soo seriously. I wasn`t judging you, Just said you reminded me of my Ex, who needs to grow up A LOT. (17, Still reads Naruto and wears the stupid bandana EVERYWHERE, its not halloween, She even Acts out Naruto! FFS! You`re 17! I knew a 14 year old who could have passed off as 24!) I don`t have anything against you, eccept saying stupid things, So don`t take what I said personally.
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Female 1,382
Geeze, what`s in your undies?

I act like a child cuz legally I still AM one. ^_^

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Male 2,576
Its like saying "I don`t know any better"
Pleading Ignorance or idiocy, IS idiocy.
GROW UP.
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Male 2,576
Thats exactly what a Moron would say.
Its no Excuse to act like a child. "Just because you can"
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Female 1,382
"Nyaaah" ? You sound just like Ex. Chirst I hate her. Freaking Immature.

So`s? I`m still allowed to be, I`m not grown up yet!

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Male 222
Worst Rules EVER LOAWL

Imagine if they wrote teh constitution.

"no fiting plox"
"fight with only bob"
"jim haz to fight to sit down @ ownx0r table"
"pl0x now kiling ppl"
"kill ppl unless they are sam, jimmy, adam, alexa, or sandy"
"plx giv lots of huggle when we get wartime keke plox"

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Female 226
Who stole my list!
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Male 2,576
Good job Scarykid, its only been said on every single page so far, twice on some.
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Female 1
hahahaaaaaaaa
AMANDA, spelled her name wrong when she signed it.
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Female 87
lol no jk
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Female 87
OMG I SAT AT THAT I TABLE I LIKE KNOW THEM.
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Female 87
OMG I SAT AT THAT I TABLE I LIKE KNOW THEM.
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Female 131
I find it funny that they got Davis to sign the paper.

And I think Becka wrote it, cause she`s the first one who signed it and the first name in the list.

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Male 2,576
"Yumiii

*nyaaah!*"

"Nyaaah" ? You sound just like Ex. Chirst I hate her. Freaking Immature.

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Female 815
Wow. Look at all these pages. Well my rule is just pick an empty table with my friends and growl if anyone tries to sit with us.
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Female 546
Are you sure they`re Junior High?

They sound like a bunch of 11-year-old wannabe-bitches by the looks of their handwriting.

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Female 60
Sounds like 7th grade and...8th grade? I don`t know, I can`t remember much of 8th grade. I don`t think I missed out.
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Female 4
bi0tches i h8 ppl like tht @ mi skol! we just call them the freakin horrible preps or the FHPs haha
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Female 799
So many people care...why?
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Male 1,866
lmao i realize this is not gonna be seen as it is not on the main page anymore, but for all you :randomizer: people, there`s a booger smudge on the top of that sheet! nasty chicks!
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Male 2,586
AMANDA SPELLED HER NAME WRONG!!!
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Female 7
That handwriting was so 6th grade. No one at my school writes like that anymore except for the little 7th grade wannabe boppers :/
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Female 415
I might have been a bitch in Jr. High, but we never had a list of rules for our lunch table!
Those are the kind of girls that will get HPV in college anyways
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Female 1,382
Proves is spelt with ONE o.

*nyaaah!*

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Female 1,382
I thought we were on the same side against Kirkiah?
-blink blink-

And I`m not dumb, thanks very much *shines up prizegiving awards*

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Male 2,576
Which only prooves you`ve never taken an IQ Test, or your IQ is so low you didn`t even comprehend how you where being tested, or some Moron passed another test off aa an IQ test. And sure as hell know what a True IQ test is, I took an 8 hour IQ test when I was applying for International Studies. (Something Greater then Full Honours), Oh and I got in. Duh.
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Male 2,576
Yumii you Moron, IQ measures the exact opposit!
Otherwise you wouldn`t be able to get an accurate IQ if it was based on experiences or "What you already know" And if it was ONLY based on what you already know, then It would be useless.
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Female 1,382
I DON`T have a low IQ, it only measures what you already KNOW, not what your capabilities of learning are, which matters.
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Female 7
Bah! Amanda can`t even spell her own name right! She signed "Amada" :-D
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Male 2,576
You have a low IQ if you think it means nothing.
Example: Clinton`s IQ is 180, Bush`s IQ is 92.
Einstien`s was 220. Mine is 141.
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Female 1,382
I hate people who gloat about their IQ. It seriously means NOTHING.
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Male 2,576
Rawr, Sarcasm can be hard for others to spot concidering THIS IS ONLY TEXT, no voice.

And This topic has been on the top 10 list for the last 2 days, nice.

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Female 211
"I was pretty much a loner at 12. I was too shy to make new friends and didn`t have the balls nor the low IQ to pick on somebody else. Hell, *I* was the one who was always picked on. Nice job generalizing, you dick."

Obviously your incredibly high IQ isn`t enough to allow you to understand sarcasm. I was picked on in middle school as well, but most kids make fun of someone else at some point in their childhood. It`s how it is.

By the way, I have no balls, being female and all, and I have a MENSA-level IQ. I`ll openly admit to having made fun of people while being in middle school. Nice job generalizing, you dick.

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Male 148
I missed it...N000000000000. I read all the comments =\.

I`m 14 too and yes they`re some really stupid girls just like Kirk. Hell I`m just happy I have friends EVERYWHERE, by that I mean in all social groups. Very, Very handy when you need to cheat, get your hands on the Wii,all while getting invitations to parties. =p I both love and hate my life =\

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Female 606
^^LMAO!!

Look at the number of replies. What does that say about us?

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Female 2,074
I bet all the girls that signed that had some kind of clap/herpes/STD`s going on...
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Female 272
dammnnn that`s pretty bitchy.
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Female 171
Yumiii: Not everyone said they were Rocheal. If you`re going to be picky about how there aren`t little brats in all schools, then surely you`d recognise that not all posters said they were her. Or maybe the spelling just went to your head. ;-)

Most people don`t find me very approachable, perhaps because they heard things about me, because I have a huge ego, or, as it normally is, people think I`m scary. Still have friends, though they tend to be either standoffish like me or idiots. I like `em both.

I don`t spend too much time thinking about people I don`t like, but I don`t see much correlation between age and maturity--there`s annoying people of all ages.

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Female 690
I think kirkiah just likes the attention.
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Male 1,866
We really need a general forum where we can actually discuss things..
and holy smokes 14 pages! it just took off since i left!
if kirkiah returns just ignore her boys, she`s too stupid to figure out what being shallow is..
just ignore her, she has some growing up to do.
none of us can make her do it
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Female 1,382
back to the letter, you will get little brats like that in every school. and there isnt much that can be done..

Not ALLLLL schools. Mine doesn`t, but we are rather small, 600 of us.
Grades... hmm... 5th is 10.. 8 is 13 (me! Year 9/Form 3) 9 is 14 and 10 is 15! Oh so true. The middley school years seem very different to each other. The ones only a year younger than me seem so kiddish and the ones above me seem so mature.

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Female 690
Wow this is a long tread.
Yummiii: everyone is saying rachel, I posted earlier saying rachel because eveyone else was even though I though that wasn`t right but I was too lazy to go check.
To what ppl said about the college high school generation gap I think ppl just gradually mature and the younger kids seem silly. I`m in grade 12 and I find theres a huge gap between the grade 8,9,10`s at my school. I really don`t think I ever acted like them but maybe I did.
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Female 501
back in my day, we never used to go to school. because of the major rat problem of 91. and we used to tie an onion to our belts coz it was the fashion at the time.
nah im just playin :) we kept moving so i went to alot of different schools when i was younger (6 i think). but i was happy at the last school i went to during my senior years :)
plus, back to the letter, you will get little brats like that in every school. and there isnt much that can be done..
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Female 1,382
Why is everyone Rocheal? (that`s right, Rocheal, NOT RACHEL!)

I`m sure not everyone is like her. I`m not. I`m not one of the ones who would be in that group either. I`m actually quite approchable, thats why I have friends.

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Male 14
Boxtop: I know high school isn`t a joke. It lays the foundation for your future. However, I was just trying to get the point across to Caboose that he shouldn`t take it TO seriously. High school is a time to have fun with your friends. After that everyone splits up and does their own thing in university/college/work.
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Female 663
I guess I would have been the Rachel in that situation. It always seemed like I didn`t fit in either, I even envied them at one point. But after a while I got over that. When you actually compare what they have to what you have in the end it doesn`t come close (One girl actually had 3 abortions before 11th grade). I was always seen as the geeky girl with the glasses and the backpack with wheels on the bottom of it. I ended up graduating top of my class and going to college basically for free. I know exactly what`s going to happen to these plastic wannabes. I won`t graduate, one will get knocked up right before or right after college, another one will become a drunk, and the fourth ends up between the cover of Playboy.
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Female 1,382
Yeah, I`m thinking, Goblin/Gnomes, only uglier. Man, God (or whatever you dont/beleive in) made us different for a reason.
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Female 61
Receding chins and seven feet tall with no hair... Sounds adorable... They didn`t really describe the lower class adaptations though.
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Female 1,382
Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people.

Not cool! I like being 10 or 12 different things!

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Female 1,382
*grumble* They used a woman for the underclass picture... how not nice.
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Female 61
No, brains will find other ways of competing in society.
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Female 61
okay. It`s still evolution. I`m using the term "loser" as a laymans term for the geretically inferior.
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Female 136
DanteInferno - Define `loser`. What do you class to be a loser? Personally I find Paris Hilton a `really lame loser`, but there are millions of men in the world who would want to make babies with her. Is her breed dying out? Oh, if only.

It is believed that, far from `the cream of the crop` surviving evolution, the human race will become so choosy over their sexual partners, human beings will be split into two species.. one species would be the good looking, healthy, attractive type whereas the genetic `underclass` would form the second species, being less conventionally attractive, dwarf-type creatures as in the link.

BBC News

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Female 61
Right. But the Celebs prevent the hobos from climbing the social ladder. A smart nonpopular kid whould find other ways to succeed. But the dumb/"hobos" will not be able to achieve to longtivity that others have. It will be very slow, and it will always appear that we are surrounded by the dumb, but that is just because progress has made us even better so that even the improved hobos seem mundane. We are making progress, notice how human interactions have become more intricate? Thos who do not have the metal capacities (or social capacity) must find another way to fit in or no one else with want to make babies with them. the worst of the worst die out. there are still losers in the world, but the really lame losers keep on dying out. If you are so bad no other losers want to make babies with you, then your genes die out.
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Male 1,066
what the hell?
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Female 1,382
I agree, but it wont "weed out the weak", the bums go with bums and create more hobo`s, and the celeb go with celebs and make more "I`m better than you" people.
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Female 61
Which is a shame... But is the evolution of mankind. Survival of the Fittest was mentioned earlier I believe...
Social success has replaced physical success in our society. As long as it weeds out the weak...
Oops! Now I sound like Hitler!
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Female 1,382
But because of today sociaty, "popular" and "having lots of friends" now seems like 2 different things.
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Female 61
But thats not why girls are bitches. the movies emulate reality. Sure there are MORE bitches now. but there have always been bitches in society. Man do I have a story about President Jackson and Calhoun... But that`s for another day. One may be a btich and be popular, but being popular does not make you a bitch. Thusly, NOT synonumus. Oh, is that how you spell it? Speeling`s never been my forte.
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Female 1,382
Well the popular girls are depicted as bithes in movies ect, girls wanna try be like them and succeed, thats how they are synonumus
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Female 61
e are two...
Not everything is black and white...
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Female 61
No one has even bothered to compliment these girls on their organizational skills. Clearly that have narrowed the art of shallowness down to a precise science. While they may be ignorant, at least they will be able to help the world a decent secretaries when they grow up.
I really do`t like how "bitches" and "popular" are being used interchangably. Doesn`t "popular" imply you are like by almost everybody? I`m not a bitch,I am friends with both the well-known and obscure at school. Why must the popular be hated for having a better life. Sometimes the unpopular just lack confidence and charisma, but sometimes they are unpopular for a reason...
The thing is, everyone here has tried to make the painfully obvious point that people are more than what appears on the outside. So why can`t these girls be considered more than what they wrote on this paper. Maybe Rachael was a real bitch too. I hate how everyone takes one side when it is quite obvious that ther
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Female 1,382
Dude, MaxS, what Highschool did you go too?! I`m coming!
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Male 651
@MaxS: Life isn`t about partying all the time. There`s hard work involved. Deal with it.
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Female 1,382
These things mean nothing to younger kids.

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!!?!?

Oh wait, that`s in the USA.
*whistle*

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Female 655
wooow. i actually know girls EXCACTLY like that lol the little sluts. who hugs 5 guys in one lunch period? i hope the girl who made this only hugs 4 guys XD mwahahahahaha
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Female 74
they must be really desperate for male attention if want all those hugs.
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Male 14
Caboose, however serious you think High School may be, don`t take it that seriously. High school, was the best time of my life thus far. People think college is better, however if you`re in a program where you actually have to work (ie: science, engineering, etc..) then you won`t have that much time to party and have fun. Whereas in high school, poo you can party all the time.

However, the moral of this post is... have fun... but don`t be a twat while your at it.

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Male 2,551
I`d get all my friends I own (or just have, as friends, same thing xD), go to that table, and we`d just read, or talk to Rachael.

No outsiders to the table (except fridays, and still no Rahcael), but you have to be on the list?

I`d prolly also try and stick my own rules to the table, just to see what would happen.

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Female 5
Hah. Teenagers ...
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Female 171
All social cliques/labels/groups have whack jobs that think like that. Acting like a jackass is not limited to people who fit the bill as a prep/popular person. Or an emo, for whatever reason that was thrown in for.
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Male 1,204
lol... no written rules i`ve ever seen, but people like this all over... i`m highschool (well 9th is now highschool) and i think all the emos/"populars" (the ones that think they`re popular) are all morons who will fail at life... they all believe that self indulgence and having fun is all their is to life, and that if you don`t fit in with the group, then you`re unpopular, but in retrospect they`ll all see the err of their ways... wen they have herpes/concussions/no money/bad paying job/the works.
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Female 454
Woo, I`m pissy today
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Female 1,403
if you guys knew the people i`m mean to you`d understand why...

Did they kill your family? Rob you? Then I`d understand.

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Female 454
They go to hell. They go to hell and they die. They go to hell, die, rot to bits, get genital herpes, have saggy tits, and large infected pus-excreting pulsating skin boils on their faces for the rest of their lives.
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Male 182
hugs from 5 boys...hahaha!

and this person does not like rocheal much at all, does she

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Female 130
What the hell! NO READING! What if that rochell chick was their neighbor. Would they still love her?
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Female 583
Kirk is a bitch.Although I think you all figured that out for yourselves.
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Male 10
WoW! lexi looks retarded. Amanda couldn`t even spell her name right the second time...I HATE girls like that.
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Male 99
Yeah, I think I got too worked up last night. What gets me is all these spoiled kids who get everything they want and never have to work, while nobody I knew when I was a kid had anything like that, not even the rich kids.
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Female 1,065
Lexi has one smexy signature xD
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Female 169
I dont think there is much of an generation gap between college and highschool people. I`m in highschool and not a dim-witted twat (cough Kirk). But then again if i did something stupid my mom would do more then take away my tv...think Carlos Mencia.
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Female 11
Irish_pie: Amen to that! Egocentric people are the very ones I want to guillotine, flay, shoot and burn up and give their heads to a local Amazon tribe so they can shrink `em and sell `em to tourists. At least that way they serve for decorational purposes =D
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Female 19
that kirk girl is a stuck up bitch. she doesnt like "annoying ugly people" well she should look in the mirror. i hate people like her that think the world revolves around them.
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Female 11
You know, I`m glad I don`t care for the popular brethren anymore. Such bitches and retards. I`d rather be my Emo-ish nerdy self and have a doorknob as a friend, if being "popular" implies being a shallow, brainless whore without an original thought in my poop-filled head.
As if being pretty and wearing a miniskirt with a "cute pink top" will take me anywhere past herpes in life >=(
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Female 82
Wait.. so.. mean girls actually happens in reality?

Wow, Americans are odder than I thought :-P

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Female 179
"Nobody is truly that ignorant."

Have you visited the US?

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Male 36
Of course this Kirkiah person is fake. Nobody is truly that ignorant.

They`re just trying to get rise out of everyone by putting on this irritating persona.

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Male 731
i hate cheerleader bitches who get fuxed everyday and end up with genital herpes
DIE BITCHES
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Male 724
-goes and sits with bitches-
-laughs-
"Whatcha gonna do eh?"
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Male 813
Nope. Sounded really real at first, but dragged it out too long to be real. Amazingly good job though, even I can`t troll that good... well maybe, har.
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Female 1,972
Kirkiah- you doth protest too much...I call shenanigans!
Am I the only one who thinks this Kirkiah person is a 45 year old man trolling for youngins`?
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Male 99
It could be the Internet, but I think it`s something else. Remember Little League and soccer? We were playing competitively at 3 or 4, getting outside, and excersising. We learned teamwork and good sportsmanship, in winning and losing. Now we`ve got scoreless games and crazy parents who push their kids too hard. My allowance was two dollars a week, it was raised to $5 but I still saved up money for a year to buy an N64. There`s a sense of entitlement that these kids have that we didn`t. But then I could simply be worrying about it too much. I`ll reserve judgement on how these kids turn out until they`re adults.
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Male 651
I don`t think it`s much the generation gap as it is our life experience and our individuality. As we grow older we learn to accept our individuality and resist other people`s attempts to mold us into what they want.

I also blame the Internet.

Of course, I`m no psychology major, so I`m probably speaking nautical nonsense.

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Male 99
Sesame Street for Kids?! Good God! These kids really are fat, spoiled and lazy. How does so much change in less than a decade?
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Male 2,576
barrel, let me Put my answer this way:

I grew On Seasme Street, nowadays, thay have a "Seasme Street FOR KIDS".

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Male 99
Ha ha.. "pooe."
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Male 99
Looks like I`m not the only one who got bored after ten minutes. Nice PF reference, TCK15.

This is a question for my fellow college students: Does it seem to you like there`s a generation gap between the us and the younger kids nowadays, even though it`s only a few years? I mean, I`m only five years older than Kirk and it seems like we grew up in different worlds. When I was young, my parents taught me things like respect, honor, honesty, humility, and delayed gratification. These things mean nothing to younger kids. I mean, Kirk thinks, or persuades herself to think her life is great because she gets whatever she wants. When I was little there was controversy over the Simpsons, who are now seen as a model family. I just look around at these spoiled brats and hope to God that my kids won`t turn out like this.

On a lighter note, kids TV today is also absolute pooe. Spongebob wouldn`t last a month on early 90s Nick.

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Male 14
Lol. Just what I always wanted: A C++ GUI Programming guide! :P
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Male 651
Heh. Everyone`s procrastinating. I better get back to finishing my programming project that`s already late. Stupid C++ is hard.
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Male 161
Haha, charade you are Ms. Kirk.
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Male 161
"Is there an IMB general Forum or are we limited to these threads?"

If there is, then I have never heard of it.

I do believe that Kirk is just being a mean person for the sake of being a mean person. There is no way in hell that somebody can be that stupid and not be dead from digesting a bucket of acid.

"see outcasts are also psycho now?! another thing to add to their long list of stuff to make fun of, they never made my life hard yet so i don`t care much...."

Yet...You still make fun of them? What on earth goes on in that twisted little walnut you call a brain? I am incredibly concerned with Kirk here, I am flabbergasted by her. She is like a little ball of everything that is wrong with society, all wrapped up in an easy to carry package.

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Male 2,576
Well, if She is making this up its because she is attention seaking. And If everything else she says is true, then She has the makings of a Prima Donna or a Paris Hilton.
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Male 99
Yep, back to geology for me. What a coincedence, earthquakes...
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Male 14
Yeah, in my mind she must be making this up. If not, then it`s a sad state of affaires down there in Cali. But it seems as tho the fun is done for the night. Guess I can get back to my linear algebra and not be distracted by this thread.
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Male 99
Well, after a semester of freshman psychology and having read the previous posts, I`ll guess that either:
She`s making this up (evidence in some of the truly outrageous things she said)
She`s really depressed and covers it up by making fun of people for no good reason. Who knows?

Yeah, emo kids aren`t really depressed, just attention-starved, so they shouldn`t be referred to as such.

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Male 2,576
Yeah I`v been Hooked on this Site scince they posted "The Lonely Astronaut" in 2003. Man they should bump that one, its great.

Is there an IMB general Forum or are we limited to these threads?

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Male 14
I especially liked the part where she talked about how Paris Hilton was "talented". I suppose she got that image from her "talented" mom.
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Male 14
Yeah KoalaMeatPie... I did sign up here to reply to this thread. I browse this website quite regularly, and when I saw this I laughed, read some comments and then left. Came back later in the night to find the comments had gone from 3 pages to 9... started reading and then got to the point where Kirkiah started posting. From then on I`ve been hooked to this thread >_<
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Male 651
Man, I just butchered the English language in my previous post.
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Male 14
that is sooooooooo true in ways, but in real life it would be a very DIFFERENT language, and meaner!!! TRUST ME
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what?

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Male 651
"if you guys knew the people i`m mean to you`d understand why..."

I`ve been an non-nice individual long enough to know who deserves insults and who doesn`t. Fat people who eat with their mouths open (I do sometimes) and sad emo kids deserve no harsh words. I`m actually disgusted that the word "emo" now refers to actual depressed people, but I digress.

Personally, if I saw the people you mocked I wouldn`t be swayed. In fact, I feel sorry for them because they have you as a "friend."

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Female 71
see outcasts are also psycho now?! another thing to add to their long list of stuff to make fun of, they never made my life hard yet so i don`t care much....

i`ll be back tomorrow k? my moms stupid!

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Male 2,576
LOL Max, Did you just sign up to reply in here?
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Female 50
that is sooooooooo true in ways, but in real life it would be a very DIFFERENT language, and meaner!!! TRUST ME}-)
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Female 71
i`m not trying to be good at insults i`m just trying to be friendly, i don`t feel like fightin much
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Male 14
You`d be surprised. Outcasts usualy have friends. They`re usualy the gang of people that you`ve insulted and laughed at. And they`re the same people that will show up to school with guns and kill the twats that insulted them and made their lives hard while at school.
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Female 71
i looked it up after i asked cuz i just thought of looking it up a while ago
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Female 71
maxs i give you a -100000000000000000000 for being stupid!
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Male 651
"i used urban dictionary to find out what goatse means, you dumbyhead..."

Ooo, dummyhead. That`s a real nice insult. "OMG I LOOKED IT UP U STUPID POOPYPANTS FISHFACE!11!1" And if you looked it up, why the hell did you ask what it was?

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Female 71
Why doi you think the outcasts are outcasts? Its because of the Judgmental Ones.

~~~

that must mean EVERYBODY is judgemental, since the outcast has NO friends at all... so everybody`s judgemental!

if you guys knew the people i`m mean to you`d understand why...

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Male 14
KoalaMeatPie: 1
Kirkiah: -4 because you`re a judgemental twat
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Female 71
it`s 10 my mom wants me to go but i`ll stay a bit... i got a photobucket btw but no pics on it yet

you can probably guess it`s username is kirkiah; i just made that name up randomly one day and i use it for everything now

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Male 2,576
Why doi you think the outcasts are outcasts? Its because of the Judgmental Ones.
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Female 71
i used urban dictionary to find out what goatse means, you dumbyhead...

i`m not a twat, or judgemental, like i said earlier i have more freinds than most people, and as i could see people don`e like people who are judgemental, so perhaps maybe the outcasts are actually the judgemental ones?

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Male 14
After you`re comment Barrel man, I had to join in here... This has been a delightful distraction from studying for finals.

Now we all know that Kirkiah is a twat, but seriously, can someone be that oblivious. Like someone already said, she must be stiring the pot.

If not, then I pray that someone will help her, cuz the stuff you say Kirkiah is simply... outstanding to say the least.

There`s a diffrence from being in the popular group, as I was and being a total twat and being in the popular group, which is what you are. Learn to respect others for who they are and stop being so judgemental.

In closing: FOAD. If you don`t know what that means, google it, along with goatse... which is not at all what they`re discribing. It`s actually really awesome.

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Male 99
"Goatse" is pervert for "gullible."
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Male 2,576
Goatse is a site where some guy Stretches is Buthole large enough to place a melon in it. Don`t amke the same mistake and look it up after somebody said to look up "Goatse"
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Female 71
what does goatse mean?

what if i buy a webcam... then i can actually prove i`m sitting like right there and stuff ya know...?

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Male 2,576
No, I mean if you use any picture thats already on the Internet and Not yours, I can trace it to where you go it, if you post here. I CAN NOT Find out wher you live unless you Either give your Town (Unless El Centro is legitmate, in your profile.) or your First and last Name.
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Female 71
T_T Whatever prontastic

Am I the only one who suddenly got kicked off? i thought they banned me, i wasn`t like sad or anything but i was wondering how i was gonna come back here...

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Male 38
while you`re there look up "goatse"
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Female 71
"I suggest she doesn`t, I can Most likely trace it, I`v done it before."

What do you mean by that? You can find out where I live?!

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Male 38
shes probably on google right now
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Male 2,576
"Or you do what every other shallow teen girl on the Internet does and use a picture of some random pretty person off the Internet and pretend to be them."

I suggest she doesn`t, I can Most likely trace it, I`v done it before.

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Female 71
it`s called firewire? ok

and what do you mean by paris hilton mini-me? i`m not even blond so there`s already 1 difference

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Female 171
Or you do what every other shallow teen girl on the Internet does and use a picture of some random pretty person off the Internet and pretend to be them.
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Male 99
"lol did you really just say that?"

Yep. And I don`t even think that would be enough. You probably get syphilis simply from being within a 5 foot radius, it`s like she has her own atmosphere of STDs.

Ah, hell, I`m halfway to getting banned, aren`t I?

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Male 38
what are the odds shes a paris hilton mini-me?
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Male 2,576
FireWire.
USB.
Just E-mail your picture to yourself...
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Female 71
i forgot what that thingy that connects to the cell phone and computer is called... i need one
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Female 71
oh you were right... thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 190
She likes hugs eh..
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Male 943
hit the goddamn thing where it says "image" next to where you type
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Female 71
isn`t there a code where you put the url to put a pic here?
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Male 943
[quote]I wouldn`t touch her if my privates were wrapped in bubble wrap.[/quote]

lol did you really just say that?

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Female 71
"Wait a minute... you MUST be being sarcastic. Nobody, not even a 14 year old girl, could truly be THAT oblivious about their own depression."

Just because I`m 14 means I`m depressed? Why should I be? I get like everything I ask for, i have LOTS of fun at school and I`m not an outcast. It might sound nerdy that I have fun at school but I love it there, my friends are always making me laugh... nothing to be depressed over

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Male 99
Oh, and Paris Hilton has absolutely nothing going for her. She is an untalented, stupid, self-absorbed horse face. I wouldn`t touch her if my privates were wrapped in bubble wrap. Choose a different role model, for your own sake.
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Female 71
"Here, Out of good faith, I`ll post my picture if you post yours."

okay just because you said you will

hey you guys know i`m 14 right? yeah just lettin ya know... oh and i don`t have myspace so i need to do all this stuff...

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Female 179
You`re ugly on the inside, Kirkiah. So really, it makes no difference what you look like on the outside.

I bet some of those "ugly" or "emo" or what-have-you people that you make fun of have some great ideas, beautiful personalities, and many things to learn from. But you`ll never know, and it`s not like it`ll matter, it doesn`t seem like you care much about learning from people. Unless they`re teaching you how to get the perfect manicure or move your tongue in just the right way.

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Male 943
I`m not gonna let someone call me a bitch and get away with it okay dippoo go away
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get over it... BITCH
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Male 2,576
Go to www.photobucket.com

Upload a picture and post the link here.

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Female 71
"fighting over nothing"

I`m not gonna let someone call me a bitch and get away with it okay dippoo go away

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Male 99
"the only thing that makes me feel better about myself is making fun of freaky emo kids and outcasts that have no friends, and now I`m as happy as ever! I always think about how great my life is, I must be really healthy, it`s not like depressed people can be happy."

Wait a minute... you MUST be being sarcastic. Nobody, not even a 14 year old girl, could truly be THAT oblivious about their own depression.

Or you really are that depressed, in which case I truly feel sorry for you.

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Male 2,576
lol, wasn`t my intentionto call you ugly, But you say that we will like you if we see you, I`m calling you on that, proove to us that you are Inteed "Pretty"

Here, Out of good faith, I`ll post my picture if you post yours.

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Female 71
how do you even put images on this forum?
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Male 943
^^fighting over nothing
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Male 943
grow the f-uck up.... f-uck your little rules... bitches
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Female 71
"1st - Just Prooves Even more that you are shallow because you are assuming that if we see you, we automatically like you.
2nd- Just because you look innocent doesn`t mean you are

3rd- proove It, post your picture.

www.photobucket.com

Proove us ALL wrong."

The only thing about that is that paris hilton is in fact really pretty, nobody how slutty she may be, yet people still call her ugly. So why should I post a picture just to know that I would automatically be called ugly? It won`t matter how I look, I know you would all say i`m ugly because you all hate me already.

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Female 171
I don`t judge people by their looks unless it`s telling me that they are about to rape or kill me. I don`t give two flips if you "look" innocent or if you looked like a zoned-out stoner--it`s a person`s actions that`ll dictate what I think of a person. One of my friends from my old school that moved to Maryland is always looking for people that look like his friends from his old school--because all people that look a certain way will act a certain way. _Of course_.
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Female 71
"BTW, I don`t hate you. I just want to tell you that the sooner you grow up, the better. And if you don`t grow up, you`ll find that you`re not going to like what will happen to you."

I still always got my family! And next year my cousin is coming to the same school as me, if I ever need comfort I can always turn to her. (love her!)

"Well, because you`re still judging others` value by their appearance. You probably just keep your "ugly" friends around just to make yourself feel prettier."

Thats not completely true, my friend is really nerdy and all, but I talk to him (and everyone else in my group) because they`re funny, the only thing that makes me feel better about myself is making fun of freaky emo kids and outcasts that have no friends, and now I`m as happy as ever! I always think about how great my life is, I must be really healthy, it`s not like depressed people can be happy. (emos are ugly thats why hair is always covering their face)

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Male 2,576
OMFG! there you go again!But she`s Ugly" And then you say you`re not Shallow! You`re a moron and a Hypocrit and won`t get anywhere in life, Unless you follow in the footsteps of the "talented Paris Hilton"

"at least if you guys could see me you wouldn`t be disgusted! you`d all probably would actually like me!"

1st - Just Prooves Even more that you are shallow because you are assuming that if we see you, we automatically like you.
2nd- Just because you look innocent doesn`t mean you are

3rd- proove It, post your picture.

www.photobucket.com

Proove us ALL wrong.

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Female 71
"EXACTLY! So Shut the F°CK up If some girl is sitting at "your" god damn Lunch table!"

But the thing is she`s freakin ugly and chews with her mouth open! at least if you guys could see me you wouldn`t be disgusted! you`d all probably would actually like me! lots of people say i look very innocent and nice ^-^ *puts on an innocent smile* but anyways she is very disgusting and a freeloader that took our pizza

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Male 99
Okay, this has been an interesting diversion from studying from finals, but I had to jump in...

"How can I be shallow, if some of my friends aren`t even pretty?"
Well, because you`re still judging others` value by their appearance. You probably just keep your "ugly" friends around just to make yourself feel prettier.

BTW, I don`t hate you. I just want to tell you that the sooner you grow up, the better. And if you don`t grow up, you`ll find that you`re not going to like what will happen to you.

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Male 2,576
"BEcause I can do whatever I want it`s not like theres a law against me being here!"

EXACTLY! So Shut the F°CK up If some girl is sitting at "your" god damn Lunch table!

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Female 71
"Why can`t you accept people for who they are?
You can`t generalize someone as "ugly" = your kind of annoying, ie TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.
Don`t stick to just one social group, that`s not cool. You arn`t cool. Neither are girls like you.
Your profile is so typical. GR! I hate people like you! It`s people like you who make me throw chairs around the classroom!"

I never SAID I stick to one social group dumbass! I just told you I have TONS of friends they`re not all in the same group or friends with each other, i`m practically nice to EVERYBODY besides outcasts because outcasts are usually annoying, and annoying is a personality so at least I`m judging them on personality!

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Female 71
"Oh and Kirk, don`t you Realise That Everybody here Hates you? Why Are you still here?"

BEcause I can do whatever I want it`s not like theres a law against me being here!

I`m not posing to be anybody, you guys can`t say 3 things about me that are actually true! How can I be shallow, if some of my friends aren`t even that pretty!?

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Female 1,382
Kirkiah... there is nothing wrong with anime, or cats, or nintendo (GRR! Wii rocks!) or being, so called, "Below Average" looking.

Why can`t you accept people for who they are?
You can`t generalize someone as "ugly" = your kind of annoying, ie TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.
Don`t stick to just one social group, that`s not cool. You arn`t cool. Neither are girls like you.
Your profile is so typical. GR! I hate people like you! It`s people like you who make me throw chairs around the classroom!

YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE.
In fact you are quite low. I despise sharing Paris` last name. Makes people think I am low life like YOU.

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Male 651
Heck, why are you still LIVING, Kirk?
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Male 2,576
Oh and Kirk, don`t you Realise That Everybody here Hates you? Why Are you still here?
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Female 171
A lot of my friends from my old school are ugly and I never would`ve dated them (mostly because they were like brothers to me), but I still had lots of fun with them and their general idiotic behaviour. You can`t judge who will be a good friend based on your aesthetic bias. Maybe someone I think is very attractive would be below average for you, or vice versa. In any case, looks aren`t a very good representation of a person`s personality, if at all. One look at me and no one would ever guess that I was a gamer with a mild Internet addiction and a penchant for being talkative, but rather an angsty "goth" with little to say. (Though I still fail to see how I look like a "goth" but anyway...)

BeetleAddict: Some people are happy to settle down with blow-up dolls or similar. ;-) (I agree with you, though--I like being able to hold conversation with the person I`m dating.)

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Male 2,576
Do Something About it before you end up as a c°cl sucking Turd if you arn`t already.
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Male 2,576
"i used to be friends with some depressed whiney emo kid until i spammed his DA account with "fag" and "emo" and "kill yourself" all over it... But the point is i AM nice to people who might not be considered hot or beautiful to most, but they`re still great people. I guess I just hate people who stink, or are just below average looking."

Just Shut up, You`re Digging your own grave.

Wait untill you figure out you can use your Vagina to "Get What you want"

You`re not superior, you`re inferior. You`re just a f°cking dumb ass and should stop posting here to retain as much diginity as possible.

Oh, and I didn`t bother to talk about what I quoted off you, but here it goes:

You can`t say You`re nice and not shallow after just saying that you Said to some kid to go kill himself, And that you hate people who are Under average looking, You`re a Shallow bitch, and if you don`t realize that, you`re an even bigger moron then I thou

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Female 71
and everyone else agrees with me about the people i hate. like this fat kid who eats like crazy. now i don`t hate fat kids, but i hate fat kids who eat like pigs! he ate a WHOLE bag of cookies! so we used to always make fun of him in history. and he never took baths so he stunk! Now that girl that`s obsessed with nintendo, well her voice is REALLY annoying, she talks really weird like... instead of saying you forgot it she says you forget it... doesn`t she know grammar? She has no friends at her new school (she moved) and i`ve been told i`m her only friend, i still go over but only because i feel better being with someone who is like an outcast and has like no money at all. They can`t even afford a couch or bed... I have lots of friend, some attractive, some just like average... but either way that doesn`t make me shallow it`s just that most ugly people where i live happen to be annoying.
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Female 71
Sorry you guys I left, but wow I got a bunch of posts... Well I tried searching kirkiah on google but I found nothing... Anyways I don`t care anymore. FINE I`M A BITCH! But guess what, bitches ALWAYS get what they want and don`t care what other people think! But if you knew me in real life, I`ll just let you know some of my friends are anime nerds, overweight, VERY thin but is obsessed with cats, and i used to be friends with some depressed whiney emo kid until i spammed his DA account with "fag" and "emo" and "kill yourself" all over it... But the point is i AM nice to people who might not be considered hot or beautiful to most, but they`re still great people. I guess I just hate people who stink, or are just below average looking. I`m ok with people average or above that. But thats because all the ugly people I met are annoying. I`m seriously mean to this girl all the time and she still calls me her friend! She`s OBSESSED with nintendo and everyone else
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Female 11
kendia`s writing`s so neat. o_0
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Female 226
In my odd perspective, I see outward beauty as almost meaningless. What can outer beauty do other than be pleasing to the eye? It cannot converse, laugh, or love. Only personality does that. Why..why such obsession over this thing that only pleases the eye and dies with age? If outer beauty were as important as some stress it, a man would be overjoyed to be married to a photograph or statue. It is personality that causes connection and friendship. It is only a shame that people cling to such shallow notions. The only note I pay to appearance is if one person particularly strikes me as unique looking, I will observe their actions more diligently than normal. But such is only my odd opinion.
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Female 226
Ah, I remember Junior High... Both years [Yes, the junior high here has only 2 years. I live in a small town and the population is mostly old people, so they closed the Kindergarten in 2002 and opened an intermediate school for 5th and 6th grades.] I mostly sat alone, though on occasion I would bounce between tables only staying for, at most, a week before I was kicked out or left from shyness. However, this ended in High School because lunches were no longer divided by grade. For some reason, I only make friends easily with people in a different grade. Though this can be mostly credited to overcoming shyness from partially knowing about three people at a table and suddenly deciding to sit with their table before school. I only hold impulse with caution. I sit with the people considered insane.

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Male 72
Ahh,3 years ago.Good times.
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Male 1,866
woops i went to edit it, only to realize that it was a delete button. poop.
i guess i`m not much better than kirk..
:P

this thread is so useless..
you can be rob shneider if you want :D

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Male 2,576
*Google*
Allright, I`m Rob Shneider.

Crap.

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Female 1,596
Weirdos...
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Male 239
All of those girls need to be educated. Just leave them with me 5 minutes under the sun ---
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Female 1,784
haha :)
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Male 2,576
lol, I was the opposite, Used to be Skinny as hell. "Toothpick"
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Female 17
@Kittenpants: That`s exactly what I`ve been thinking. There is no way they`re serious.
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Female 1,784
thankyou KoalaMeatPie. I really wasn`t looking for anyone to say oh Lorah your nice looking.. I was just trying to make a point, but that was really sweet of you :) Made my night.
But I really was so fat and my glasses were so huge they fell down my nose so i couldn`t breath threw my nose so I breathed with my mouth open.. I was a fat big glasses shallow breathing sat all hunched over loner.. and I still think of myself that way coz thats what I was like for a long time untell I was 15. Its stuck in my head. I really hope girls like her relise what it does to ppl. I know how it impacted me. Anyways I really don`t wanna go on about me, I jsut want her and others to see that "ugly Rachels" can change :) thanks again
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Male 2,576
Lorah, How the heck could you ever find yourself ugly? (because of People like Kirk scared you maybe?)

Serisouly,You`re really something. And Canadian.

Hi.

Too bad all this is pointless.

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Female 152
^^ Not high school, I hope. Middle school.

Ah, I remember middle school. It was good times...actually it blew. Who am I kidding?

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Female 331
High school girls. Ew. I`m so glad I was never that sad
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Female 124
I`m thinking Kirk has got to be stirring the pot here, no-one could be that much of a twat.
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Female 17
It`ll be funny when the rest of the world doesn`t work out that way.
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Female 169
Kirk hasn`t been on for a while and she is still getting beat down. HA!
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Female 171
Whether the picture of the "rules" is a joke or not doesn`t change the fact that there are people who are really like that.

And that it`s fun to make fun of people that are like that.

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Female 576
ehh leave them alone, they were probably just messing around
lol
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Female 33
stpdbtchs.
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Female 1,784
Okie x_Kirkiah_x what you say about ugly ppl is just extreamly mean and hurtfull you say that you are nice but how can you be nice if you say such horrable things about ppl who are not as good looking? I want you to look at my picture, I am not showing off but to let you know that I was that Rachel. I was the fat kid with the huge glasses, I was the kid that had sweaty hands and streachy pants, I was the kid who had no friends and sat by myself, I was the ugly, geeky, friendless "Rachel" I came along way, as you can see in my picture. And its not just about the looks, coz there are days I feel ugly, and I feel ugly because of girls like you that beat me down over the years of my past life. The "ugly" ones always come threw, its ppl like you that fall to the ground lower then anything. Be what you say you are.. be nice
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Male 651
"I`m sure you all were saints when you were 12 or 13 and NEVER made fun of anyone for anything."

I was pretty much a loner at 12. I was too shy to make new friends and didn`t have the balls nor the low IQ to pick on somebody else. Hell, *I* was the one who was always picked on. Nice job generalizing, you dick.

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Male 1,866
I normally don`t enjoy making fun of people, but this is too great...
I sarcastically (she probably doesn`t know what that means, but anyways) compared her to another retarded poster who thought Paris Hilton was a natural talent, and sure enough... she thinks PH is someone to look forward to her.

Ok, here`s how it is, I`m 14, and people like "rawr_noozle" don`t realize we`re pretty smart. At 14, it`s pretty obvious to tell right from wrong. She`s got no "im so yung lolzzz" excuse anymore...

she`s just a dumb idiot...
I still can`t believe how stupid she is...
godamnit.
how can you be so ignorant and clueless these days and survive?!?!
shocking.

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Male 2,576
@SnowWolf

Just Search Kirkiah in google, This isn`t the first time people have teared at her.

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Female 349
I`m kind of sad that Kirk is gone. There`s nothing funnier than watching everyone tear people like her apart.
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Male 2,576
And When they where in the news, it was about there Hotel Openings, manegment etc etc, Not their slutty faced Daughter.
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Male 2,576
@Rawr

First off, she is not 13, shes 14, Secondly, Being a bitch just because and being young is no Excuse.

And paris hilton IS Famous for being a slut, among other things. And her Familly is no more famous then Any other "rich" Familly.

Have you Ever been to the Hilton hotels? Nothing Special, Just a Hotel, best Western offers better service and rooms, at a generally lower price.

And as for the Sex tape, So What? it was her Boyfriend at the time, I can think of at least 3 other Videos where she Raises her Skirt (pantyless) At people, During Public outings, Press Conferences, Allowingherself to be fondled by Other men, at press confrences, photo shoots.

The Sex tape MADE her Famous, before nobody knew her more then her sister, I never herd her anme before the sex tape.

Even Barbra walters, when she interviewed her, Said that the Sex tape made her famous. She doesn`t have a famous Familly. How often where the Hiltons in the News Before the tape? Not very if at all.

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Male 109
didnt read the whole thing, but that list looks stupid
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Female 211
What is wrong with most of you? Good job calling 13 year old girls who probably just don`t know better bitches. I`m sure you all were saints when you were 12 or 13 and NEVER made fun of anyone for anything. They`ll probably grow up and grow out of it all, like I did.

And Paris Hilton isn`t famous for "sleeping around." She`s famous for having a famous family, and as for the sex tape, it was her boyfriend at the time. Do you know how many people have sex tapes with their partners? It was just unfortunate for her that her ex is a jerk.

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Male 2,605
"IF ONLY SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST STILL APPLIED TO HUMANS!"

Oh, it still does. "Survival of the fittest" is probably the most misunderstood mechanism of evolution, in my opinion. Really, all SotF says is one must be fit (adapted enough\have advantageous traits) to pass on one`s children so that they may carry on the genetic legacy.

Black skin in Africa, for example, is advantageous because a person with abundant melanin (pigment that changes skin color dark) has better protection against the sun and therefore are less at risk of being folic acid deficient. Low folic acid levels can cause health risks in fetuses in women (and low sperm counts in men), so having darker skin is naturally more conducive of procreation.

Probably not the best place for an explanation of evolution but I do what all I can.

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Female 169
I fear that we have lost Kirk...could it be that she finally noticed how stupid and ignorant she is?
I doubt it. Probably going off to start her own Paris Hilton-esque fame.
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Male 651
" The way I see it, good looking people have a crappy attitude,"

"crappy attitudes." Man, I suck at proper tense...or whatever it`s called.

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Male 651
nice to ugly people, because you`re going to be working for them one day (and yes, IN THAT WAY.)
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Male 651
Kirk: I agree with everyone here. You`re a shallow, empty-headed piece of poo. However, allow me to explain why:

1. You don`t like ugly people. Some ugly person sat next to you at lunch. Oh my god, that is the horrible! Ugly people are CREEPY! OMFG RUN FOR THE HILLS! The way I see it, good looking people have a crappy attitude, and ugly people are nice. You know why? Because nobody likes us. You may be saying, "Well Boxtop, you`re ugly and you`re a jerk!" I`m only a jerk because of people like you.

2. You are nice to everyone you meet unless they`re annoying. Define "annoying." For me, there are two kinds of annoying: "annoying" as in "I`m lonely and trying to make friends" and "annoying" as in "I`m completely out of my mind and like to harass you because it`s fun." You`re only nice to people who fit your high expectations.

Man, if you were my daughter, you`d be out on the street eating roosterroaches. You better be nic

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Male 1,365
Hey Kirkiah, trust me.. you are nowhere, in a dark limbo of surreal capatalistic machinations, and someday you or some stupid bitch like you will come to my class and when asked about Milton and his ideals of Paradise Lost in comparison to the norvo ordo seclorum, you will say, may be I should have worried less about fashion and more about school, and after you fail out of college....and you will, if you make it. Your next step will be to find some loser to support you in the lifestyle you are used to, then after 20 years of that banality, you then will become dependant upon prozac, zoloft or some other feel good drug to just exist.. Good luck with that life, you know that you can earn your wayt out of your own Dante`s Inferno, but for you, I think it is too late. Good luck with your empty souless existence of unfufilled dreams.
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Male 2,576
And It almost seems asthought Kirk Is Not comming back too soon. Which is a shame, Is orta miss her now. She would provid her own material and we would only have to point it out.
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Male 555
"Its a Good thing to note that in a couple of Years Kirk will not be able to speak In between mouthfulls of c°ck. And When she would be able to speak, what will come out would probably be somthing like "HA! Who`s Popular Now! I`m earning my way Just like Paris Hilton""

LOL KoalaMeatPie, simply priceless.

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Female 690
*their
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Female 690
Ha Ha that note was funny but reading all the posts is even funnier. Poor Rachael she can sit with my friends if she wants. I`m glad I have friends who aren`t like this though I did in the past but I just don`t have time for people like that. Kirk your post made me think of a saying that if you don`t like someone you`ll be mad if they drop there spoon but if you like someone you wouldn`t mind if they dropped all their food in your lap. I bet you wouldn`t care if one of your precious friends chewed like a cow.
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Male 2,576
Here is a Little Treat for Everybody:
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[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i...

be sure to Copy that link to as many sites and forums as Possible... lol

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Female 441
I am sure poor racheal didnt share her lip gloss with amanda"or wat eva so the all now hate her for being such a Biatch 2 evrey one. and thats what they were thinking. PATHETIC
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Female 192
Wheee grammar sucks (but not as much as P.E.).
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Female 192
... Along with all my friends.
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Female 192
I know some kids like that at my school.

I would probably be Rachael.

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Male 651
"On the bright side most of them will get genital herpes in college, 1 or 2 will get knocked up while in high school and half will be recently divorced, overweight, miserable hausfraus by age 31."

And, hopefully, all of them will get shot.

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Female 25
those girls are what give teen girls like me a bad name..... how stupid
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Male 651
Ah yes...I miss those old junior high days, when the guys were mentally retarded and the girls were complete bitches.

Oh wait...no I don`t.

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Female 36
To Koalameatpie on the first page: It`s "Prima Donna," not pre madona....
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Male 1,496
Lola: "On the bright side most of them will get genital herpes in college, 1 or 2 will get knocked up while in high school and half will be recently divorced, overweight, miserable hausfraus by age 31."

... Yea, couldn`t have put it better my self.

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Female 169
I`m just sitting here, laughing my ass off. Its hilarious to see kirk digging her own grave.
PARIS HILTON IS NOT TALENTED.
" Not everybody is born with the ability to find a pretty dress and matching shoes and the best jewelry and good hairstyles,"
Did you not notice that Paris Hilton is rich? That she pays people to go do her shopping for her? Did you even realize that that is the only reason she can do all the things she does? ITS CALLED MONEY!
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Male 2,576
"What you just described are dirty/unhygienic people. "Pretty" people can be dirty too. Body odour and dirt is not something reserved for people who don`t appeal aesthetically to the masses."

Tell me about it, My Ex Washed herself only once every 2-3 days, She reaked of "spiked vinger" Just glad we never slept in the same bed, her sheets where / are always filled with huge globs of dust and, dirt. Disgusting.

But she was Hot.

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Female 171
*"are not", not "is not". Dang it. Grammar.
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Female 171
"Ugly people wouldbn`t be so ugly if they just took baths and took care of themselves anyways it`s their own fault."

What you just described are dirty/unhygienic people. "Pretty" people can be dirty too. Body odour and dirt is not something reserved for people who don`t appeal aesthetically to the masses.

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Male 2,576
"And Paris did in fact is talented. Why else would she be famous?"

LOL!

Because of the sex tape you Dumb bitch! She`s famous for being famous! The only reason She got into a movie is because she slept Around! She`s not talented, you`re just ignorant.

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Male 2,576
All this to say, Kirk, you`re a shallow Whore, Go slit your wrists like the others, at least we will have a chance to get rid of you that way.
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Female 71
I`m not gonna leave no matter what anybody says... And Paris did in fact is talented. Why else would she be famous? Besides I really love her clothing style, maybe thats why she is famous. Not everybody is born with the ability to find a pretty dress and matching shoes and the best jewelry and good hairstyles, the list could go on, paris is good at that AND singing and acting, and modeling.

LOTS of people like me, I`m nice to every single person i meet, the only people I AM mean to are annoying people. I don`t feel better by excluding other people, I just feel better when annoying people don`t talk to me.

Ugly people wouldbn`t be so ugly if they just took baths and took care of themselves anyways it`s their own fault.

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Male 2,576
I hate this Censor. I said C°ck not Rooster.
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Male 2,576
"and started talking to us! So not only is she ugly,"

THATS being Shallow if you are too dumb to figure it out yourself.

Its a Good thing to note that in a couple of Years Kirk will not be able to speak In between mouthfulls of rooster. And When she would be able to speak, what will come out would probably be somthing like "HA! Who`s Popular Now! I`m earning my way Just like Paris Hilton"

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Male 3,992
ah love and hate all in one
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Female 71
"Kirk, You`re nothing but shallow brat, STFU and get the hell out of OUR thread, nobody likes you, you dumb poo."

I`m NOT shallow, but that girl was some complete stranger and comes to our table like she knew us! We TRIED being nice but she wouldn`t leave so we had to change plans and make fun of her hoping she would leave!

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Male 146
Kirka is a huge bitch, but unfortunatly what she sas about hot girls later in life is true, they will be more succesful because they can simply marry some rich guy.
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Male 1,866
classic kirk:

You idiots always say stuff like this to make yourselves feel better. But when you grow up and see them again when they`re older they`ll probably be all hot and good looking while the nerds and utcasts are ugly and stuff.
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because we all know that being ugly and stuff is theeeee most terrible thing that can happen to you!! but go ahead with your makeup while some of us make the world a better place....

what the hell am i trying to do! this is useless, we all know she`s a dumb bitch....

i`ll join the crowd...

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BITCH! NOBODY LIKES YOU!

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Female 146
Infuriating.
"Davis must hug ME to sit."
Hug her with a knife, Davis, hug her with a knife.
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Male 1,866
Lol, girls like Kirka never survive on IAB...
remember that girl that tried to convince us that Paris Hilton is talented and nota whore and earned where she is today? lmao good times...

hahaha. let her sit with you guys kirk.. stop being a dick cause she`s different. there`s a creepy chinese dude that follows be everwhere, but i`m nice to him because he has no friends. all it takes me is 5 seconds. it`s not hard. trust me, he does more than chew with his mouth open.

youre just a preppy bitch that feels better by excluding other kids..

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Male 2,576
@Kirk, Youa re a Selfish Shallow Bitch you know that? "She was ugly and she was Talking to us!" OMFG! The horror!

Stop trying to Make sense, you`re a bitch get the f°ck out of here, nobody likes you but your only little Brainless group and the guys who want to bone you.

Your a Shallow Bitch, pure and simple.

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Female 71
"Kirkiah, maybe she was just trying to make friends with you guys. You should have given her a chance."

Oh we did... It`s very hard though. Every other Monday was Pizza Day at lunch, and she would ALWAYS ask for our pizza or money to buy pizza... And then when she eats she ate like a freakin cow! She would chew with her mouth open and it`s like... EW we asked her to close her mouth but then she`d forget and do it again!

"Kirk, what the drat is wrong with you? SOME people just sit somewhere because there is no where else to sit,not because they want to be your friend."

We had no problem with people i their own little group sitting at the other side of our table, but this girl sat next to us and started talking to us! So not only is she ugly, but very annoying! You`re right about one thing, she never left! I even "accidentally" dropped her salad! >-(

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Female 1,007
Crappy penmanship. The exlamation points look like 8s. And what boys would hug these girls?
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Female 169
For the person who asked if I was standing up for them. HELL NO! Its one thing to not want someone to sit with you, but its a whole n`other thing to make a set of rules about what you should do at lunch and who to NOT sit with.
And Kirk, what the drat is wrong with you? SOME people just sit somewhere because there is no where else to sit,not because they want to be your friend. Get off you high and mighty kick and realize that one day you going to be in the same situation as that person...making fun of someone won`t make them leave. IF ONLY SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST STILL APPLIED TO HUMANS!
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Female 3
Kirkiah, maybe she was just trying to make friends with you guys. You should have given her a chance.
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Female 171
Well, it could be construed that I sat at that table for my off-period as if I knew those people, or that I sat at lunch with someone I recognised from class as if I knew them, though I clearly did not, and in both cases I made friends. But maybe I just have the luck of meeting nice people at school.
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Male 555
But I guess I can`t blame them for the way they act, given the kinds of role-models young girls have these days... if I ever have children I hope to god I don`t have a daughter.
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Male 555
I wont name any names but I don`t doubt that a few of the members here on IAB are girls like these...... truly sickening.
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Female 71
"Kirk, You`re nothing but shallow brat, STFU and get the hell out of OUR thread, nobody likes you, you dumb poo."

I`m NOT shallow, but that girl was some complete stranger and comes to our table like she knew us! We TRIED being nice but she wouldn`t leave so we had to change plans and make fun of her hoping she would leave!

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Male 176
Lol, I`d tell her SIEG HEIL!
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Male 2,576
I mean`t sh°t, it was censored.
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Female 171
At both of the middle schools I went to, everyone always wanted to eat in the teacher`s room. No one ever tells me anything, so one day the people I normally sat with in the cafeteria were all up in a teacher`s room and I just ate lunch by myself. Jerks.

A table is a table. God forbid you share a table with someone that isn`t your friend. I have an off period seventh--a month or so ago I finally decided to go sit in the cafeteria instead of outside (it`s hard to do homework when it`s windy, and I loathe being in the library). Sat down at some table, bunch of people show up and sit at the table and ignore me. After a couple of days of basically lurking at the table like I would at a forum, I was adopted into the group. Thought that was pretty neat.

Kirkiah must be one of those "preppy" girls. ;-) I don`t think of myself as ugly, and most people that don`t hate me would agree. I just don`t have the right attitude.

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Male 2,576
Kirk, You`re nothing but shallow brat, STFU and get the hell out of OUR thread, nobody likes you, you dumb poo.
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Female 797
Gosh I`d never do that. I`m part of the weird group.
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Female 1,120
i never was like and i will never be. In 11th grade there are still girls that do that.. Go figure.
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Male 128
Amanda signed her name Amada. nice.
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Female 71
"On the bright side most of them will get genital herpes in college, 1 or 2 will get knocked up while in high school and half will be recently divorced, overweight, miserable hausfraus by age 31."

You idiots always say stuff like this to make yourselves feel better. But when you grow up and see them again when they`re older they`ll probably be all hot and good looking while the nerds and utcasts are ugly and stuff.

This reminds me, in 8th grade me and my friends deemed a table as ours, and this ugly short chubby girl would always come to OUR table! We made fun of her every single day that whole year! She should have left but she always came back! We even asked her to leave in the beginning. Oh and my friend drew a monkey on her pic in her year book. :P that was funny!

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Female 106
im pretty sure we throw ketchupy carrots a people like this haha and yes... ketchupy is a word
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Female 1,120
Thats so stupid... "ten hugs from boy or you can`t sit here" ? Wth is that. There prolly gonna grow up to be whores.
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Female 71
Wow I made almost an exact same set of rules in junior high D=

Now I`m a freshman in highschool.... I haven`t changed all that much but I`m very nice :P

For all you know maybe this Racheal girl is a really mean bully to one or all of them

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Female 28
r u standing up for them saenzofilife???? okay then, thouse are the stuck up girls i used to beat up in middle school... lol
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Female 169
Where did this real come from?
I believe that this is actually made by Men and all the names are just code...No junior high school girl (that makes a drating list for their table) would have that bad of handwriting, they would get one of their "friends" with the better handwriting to do it.
SO, therefore all the females on the list are actually drag queens...and Rachel is a homophobe.
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Male 1,866
urgh i hate bitches like that. somtimes i purposely stick my foot out for them, or throw stuff at them and run.
yeh, i`m the new breed of kid.
i can`t stand kids like that.
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Male 587
wow lol
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Female 80
My sister`s name is Audrey, but she only writes Audry. I asked her why and she said something about it being easier.
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Female 26
"amanda" spelled her own name wrong... haha

"amada"
*i`ve done that...*

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Male 4,393
stupid bitches like mean girls or something :P
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Female 3,562
Again, Every girl in my school was like that. Even the "goth" girls were like that, exiling everyone they thought was too different.
I was a complete and utter outcast in all of junior and high school. I go to college now, and my faith in mankind has been restored. If things didn`t finally change I don`t know what I would have done.
If I were to die and had my own specially designed circle of hell, it would be the lunch room at school.
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Female 6
i found a note like this once at my school...in 8th grade. only it was rules about what you had to wear...like on monday they had to wear a skirt...and tuesday they had to wear pink..and so on..and friday was..."bum day" or something? and you could wear whatever.

if you broke the rules you were out of the "group"

it was only 3 people.


gah

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Female 29
pooty handwriting.
my name`s on the list.
rofl.
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Male 2,576
@STARTSOMETHING

Which College to you go to exactly?

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Male 2,605
Makes me glad I never went to public school. I`ve always thought of public school as merely a social venue, where kids go to be kids and not learn. In the end, they`re only hurting themselves.
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Female 220
LMAO, it was like this back in catholic school.
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Female 47
That`s pathetic.
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Male 11,739
how sad
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Female 606
Oh wow. Pathetic little kids.
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Female 1,262
When I was in Junior High I hated other girls. Still do.
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Female 460
I feel bad for this Rachael kid. And that one rule, where Becka can`t talk to Rachael, that`s so dumb...
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Male 194
Time to Find my Metal bat.
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Male 1,360
what kind of lame would find the need to regulate lunch table rules???
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Male 142
I agree wit da list cause davis is a total hunk <3
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Female 35
1st they are reallllllyyyy stupid...i hate bitches like that..2nd one of them spelt their name wrong..lol
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Male 266
that was pretty funny/sad, also this made the news on fark.com
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Female 2,552
Psssh wow. SAD!
Twenty years later.. "momma, I`m hungray!" "Yes, darlin`, so am I and your other 6 sibs." "Momma, whens pappa comin` home?" "Your pappa don`t live with us no more. I don`t even `member who he was!"
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Male 405
its funny how this bitch list showed up after mean girls was on TBS also i want to be friends with rachael i bet she has a life and thats y they hate her. go i hate girl drama and it doesn`t end in high school theres still 2 faced bitches.
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Male 66
It`s a freakin` lunch table! Why would anyone WANT to sit with those girls after reading that?
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Male 561
im in collage and instead of 5 hugs from boys to sit at the table its 3 blow jobs and 2 hand jobs
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Male 561
ssssssssssssssssssssluts...lol
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Male 191
this is hilarious.. typical girls, this doesn`t stop even when you turn 22
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Male 986
im actually at junior high and most of girls in my class do this... this is uglyly (?) dumb
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Female 159
Monday, December 11, 2006 3:35:41 AM
I *just* watched Mean Girls on TBS.. What did they call them.. plastics?

Lmao! I just watched that last night, We don`t have rules like that... Only the losers sit at the tables at my school... Poor Racheal :(

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Female 583
They have most of the names of the OC cast on that list... B-|

Why would you actually spend time on writing lunch rules??You would be made fun of at my school if you did that.

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Female 97
well whatever does it for you. god im glad english schools aren`t like that!
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Female 1,395
`have to get 5 hugs from boys by the end of the lunch` - little whores.
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Male 2,576
Pre madonna : Aspiring to be Princess Bitch.
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Female 354
I was a high school leader in a middle school youth group, and 8th grade girls think they and their friends (unless they are in the usual catty fight with a friend) are the coolest people in the world.
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Female 1,403
Waitasec! Did Amanda spell her name wrong when she signed it at the bottom? LMAO!
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Female 1,403
I kind of feel bad for Davis...
And while I`m at it, I`m glad I go to cyber school, I eat lunch with soap operas! lol
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Male 375
i hate it when ppl express a thought without thinking:

the phrase is not "pre madonna" the girls arent aspiring singers/actors/child stealers

the phrase is "prima donna" meaning "first lady" as in, someone who puts herself above/before others

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Male 3,060
Anybody who makes bubble colons deserves to be shot
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Female 600
Monday, December 11, 2006 8:23:06 AM
If they`re not allowed to read at the table then how will they all know the rules?

^Apparently the queen of the plastics overlooked that.
I call girls like that "mini bitches".
That makes me sad. There`s no hope for things like this to ever change. There will always be that group of bitchy girls who think of themselves as better, and alienate everyone else. Live on that while you can girls because the world is cruel and that list won`t help you when you`re alone.

So glad I went to private school. There was always a group to accept you. My group accepted everyone. I want to say even the plastics but I remember that happening maybe once in high school. One girl left us for the plastics....crazy idiot.

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Female 3,562
Every single lunch table at my school was like that.
I wasn`t allowed to sit ANYWHERE.
So I sat outside in the sunshine.
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Female 3,001
scol sucks ass

thats actually scol summed up on one piece of paper

its a bag of wang =)

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Female 486
Ugh, I hated junior high because of crap like this. Small school, about 10 girls in our whole grade. If the popular girls didn`t like you, you were a complete and total social outcast who everybody hated. I was in that position a few memorable times and it was hell.

At least it gets a little better in high school. Most girls outgrow that stuff.

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Female 1,784
O_O I was Rachel.. awh.. sadness
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Female 408
Poor Rachel. `Don`t read` made me laugh. They are probably sitting there in their short skirts and A&F shirts laughing at Rachel, who defected when getting glasses and began to read.
I have glasses to, so nothing against them. But I`m a major geek and read at lunch to so...
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Male 151
I would love to revise and organize that list, and make it into an actual contract with consequences for breaking the contract (involving money for me.) God, im such a bureaucrat.
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Male 93
why is this on IMB
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Female 2,084
haha. this is hilarious. i wonder what the hell rachael did. and man. that is some crappy handwriting for some junior high girls.
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Male 695
nothing more stupid than teenage girls. don`t believe me? just look at the sitcoms on u.s. television. they are all written for this age bracket.
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