Lawsuit Says Guacamole Dip Lacks Avocado

Submitted by: brett723 10 years ago
http://news.rgj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061130/NEWS18/611300343

Kraft Guacamole contains less than 2% avocado?
There are 39 comments:
Female 690
That`s funny.
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Female 322
monktoast, they don`t say it`s whole avocado. The phrase used at the beginning of the article, "Wholly guacamole?" is what we call a "play on words". It`s like saying "Holy guacamole!" which is an expression of surprise. This woman is merely a greedy retard.
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Male 803
....wow.
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Male 813
Shut up you retard. You`re wrong.
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Male 263
the point isnt that it isnt avacado its that they say whole avacado. so she does have a case.

if you bought orange "juice" that was called whoel orange juice but had 2% orange juice in it, you couldnt say well ti has soem orange juice in it so its whole orange juice.

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Female 236
If there was 0% avocado, then she`d have a case. Who is she to say what percentage of avocado advocates it being guacamole?

I can`t believe this world. 20 years ago she`d have just wrote a strongly worded letter to the Kraft head office.

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Female 226
...It`s not like they`re selling Crunchy Frog here...
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Male 341
Dang, I think I`ll sue Gatorade because this "Glacier Ice" flavor isn`t very glaciery. I bet it`s not even 2% glacier ice.
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Male 74
that is so stupid
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Male 275
who the hell ever herd of a blue rasberry i bet theres no rasberry in that either
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Male 275
OH YEAH!!!!
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Male 275
hey my cherry coolade contains no cherry that big red [email protected]
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Male 204
"It just didn`t taste avocadoey," said Brenda Lifsey

ROFLMAO!

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Female 430
I hope this isn`t real, what a waste of our court`s time...
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Female 663
I don`t know what sounds more out of this world...this dumb bitch`s lawsuit or that fake MPAA article.
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Male 263
is it in yet, if it was for peopel liek her, corps woudl be walkign all over push overs like you.
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Male 263
i cant stand corporations who try to word their products to be misleading, it is nothing short of false advertisment.

cell phone companies should b next on her list.

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Male 158
bitch, if you dont like it dont buy it. she probley go to super markets and looks on the boxes for ingredince that dont seem that they are soppose to be in there
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Male 693
Wow. The US is officially a sue-happy country.
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Female 600
"I looked at the ingredients and found there was almost no avocado in it."
OMG!! Stop everything!! Put all the murder trials on hold and get this trial going now!! 2% guacomole!? How dare they!?!

Seriously, I just lost a little more faith in the world. That`s like suing because Cheese Wiz isn`t 100% natural cheese....get a grip. There are more important things.

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Female 284
mmmm, guacamole flavored dip.
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Female 228
haha a lawsuit against the amount of avacado in gucamole dip??? XD haha
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Male 1,385
2%? WTF, freaks
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Female 1,426
Then don`t buy it? Buy a different kind of guacamole and let Kraft lose a lot of money.
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Male 1,386
umm... why would they think that customers would know that guacamole, which is made from avacados, would have barely any avacado in it? thats what they were freaking expecting!!!
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Male 888
You can sue for that now?

Jeez, I need to get some lawyers.

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Male 70
lazy ho indeed
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Female 322
It is so very, very wrong that the guacamole contains less than 2% avocado, but to sue over that fact is ridiculous. Hey lady, that`s why the ingredient list is there. Don`t like how little avocado it contains? Quit complaining and make your own, lazy ho.
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Male 3,014
AND I BET NON-CAPITALIZED WORDS ARE evil!

OH NO! unCAPitALIzed words...

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Female 1,001
THEY ADMITTED IT! NOW I BET THAT NACHO CHEESE is CRAYON!


I knew it!

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Male 813
She deserves to be shot.
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Male 184
Is this even worth Looking at?
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Male 916
Just accept that Kraft Food produces rubbish and switch to another brand.
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Female 795
I would certainly expect there to be more than 2% guacamole in my guacamole dip.

I agree Sam1002 she should not be doing that sh*t.

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Male 149
I think she just woke up one day and said "Hey, i think i`ll sue a company over a technicality!"
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Male 83
Its amazing that someone would actually try to seek damages over such a trivual matter. Surely she hasn`t been emotionally scarred from her experience and now needs to pay for the counceling.
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Male 1,265
Seeking damages? Good grief. Greed is a virtue these days. At least the bitch got the label modified, as I`m sure she`ll actually be proud of that.
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Male 356
"We think customers understand that it isn`t made from avocado,"

THEY ADMITTED IT! NOW I BET THAT NACHO CHEESE is CRAYON!

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Male 10
Link: Lawsuit Says Guacamole Dip Lacks Avocado [Rate Link] - Kraft Guacamole contains less than 2% avocado?
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