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39 Responses to Lawsuit Says Guacamole Dip Lacks Avocado

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    brett723 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 2:14 am
    Link: Lawsuit Says Guacamole Dip Lacks Avocado - Kraft Guacamole contains less than 2% avocado?
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    stereotypic Male 18-29
    356 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 2:46 am
    "We think customers understand that it isn`t made from avocado,"

    THEY ADMITTED IT! NOW I BET THAT NACHO CHEESE is CRAYON!

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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 3:55 am
    Seeking damages? Good grief. Greed is a virtue these days. At least the bitch got the label modified, as I`m sure she`ll actually be proud of that.
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    Sam1002 Male 30-39
    83 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 5:54 am
    Its amazing that someone would actually try to seek damages over such a trivual matter. Surely she hasn`t been emotionally scarred from her experience and now needs to pay for the counceling.
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    Akajune Male 18-29
    149 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 6:33 am
    I think she just woke up one day and said "Hey, i think i`ll sue a company over a technicality!"
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    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 6:33 am
    I would certainly expect there to be more than 2% guacamole in my guacamole dip.

    I agree Sam1002 she should not be doing that sh*t.

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    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 6:36 am
    Just accept that Kraft Food produces rubbish and switch to another brand.
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    cookie11111 Male 13-17
    184 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 8:17 am
    Is this even worth Looking at?
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    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 8:25 am
    She deserves to be shot.
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    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 9:34 am
    THEY ADMITTED IT! NOW I BET THAT NACHO CHEESE is CRAYON!


    I knew it!

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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 9:36 am
    AND I BET NON-CAPITALIZED WORDS ARE evil!

    OH NO! unCAPitALIzed words...

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    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 12:31 pm
    It is so very, very wrong that the guacamole contains less than 2% avocado, but to sue over that fact is ridiculous. Hey lady, that`s why the ingredient list is there. Don`t like how little avocado it contains? Quit complaining and make your own, lazy ho.
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    dunny123 Male 13-17
    70 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 3:24 pm
    lazy ho indeed
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    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 4:02 pm
    You can sue for that now?

    Jeez, I need to get some lawyers.

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    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 4:25 pm
    umm... why would they think that customers would know that guacamole, which is made from avacados, would have barely any avacado in it? thats what they were freaking expecting!!!
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 4:30 pm
    Then don`t buy it? Buy a different kind of guacamole and let Kraft lose a lot of money.
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    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 5:34 pm
    2%? WTF, freaks
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    boredchick19 Female 13-17
    228 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 5:34 pm
    haha a lawsuit against the amount of avacado in gucamole dip??? XD haha
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    alknick Female 18-29
    284 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 7:10 pm
    mmmm, guacamole flavored dip.
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    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 7:23 pm
    "I looked at the ingredients and found there was almost no avocado in it."
    OMG!! Stop everything!! Put all the murder trials on hold and get this trial going now!! 2% guacomole!? How dare they!?!

    Seriously, I just lost a little more faith in the world. That`s like suing because Cheese Wiz isn`t 100% natural cheese....get a grip. There are more important things.

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    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 8:26 pm
    Wow. The US is officially a sue-happy country.
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    Is_it_in_yet Male 13-17
    158 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 9:24 pm
    bitch, if you dont like it dont buy it. she probley go to super markets and looks on the boxes for ingredince that dont seem that they are soppose to be in there
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    monktoast Male 18-29
    263 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 9:53 pm
    i cant stand corporations who try to word their products to be misleading, it is nothing short of false advertisment.

    cell phone companies should b next on her list.

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    monktoast Male 18-29
    263 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 9:54 pm
    is it in yet, if it was for peopel liek her, corps woudl be walkign all over push overs like you.
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    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:03 pm
    I don`t know what sounds more out of this world...this dumb bitch`s lawsuit or that fake MPAA article.
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    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:34 pm
    I hope this isn`t real, what a waste of our court`s time...
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    Ultran128 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:35 pm
    "It just didn`t taste avocadoey," said Brenda Lifsey

    ROFLMAO!

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    ElijaBlack Male 18-29
    275 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 12:12 am
    hey my cherry coolade contains no cherry that big red b@stard
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    ElijaBlack Male 18-29
    275 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 12:13 am
    OH YEAH!!!!
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    ElijaBlack Male 18-29
    275 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 12:14 am
    who the hell ever herd of a blue rasberry i bet theres no rasberry in that either
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    guacamolelol Male 13-17
    74 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 5:26 pm
    that is so stupid
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    Ron_Burgundy Male 18-29
    341 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 8:21 pm
    Dang, I think I`ll sue Gatorade because this "Glacier Ice" flavor isn`t very glaciery. I bet it`s not even 2% glacier ice.
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    BeatleAddict Female 13-17
    226 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 11:14 pm
    ...It`s not like they`re selling Crunchy Frog here...
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    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 9:14 am
    If there was 0% avocado, then she`d have a case. Who is she to say what percentage of avocado advocates it being guacamole?

    I can`t believe this world. 20 years ago she`d have just wrote a strongly worded letter to the Kraft head office.

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    monktoast Male 18-29
    263 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 5:53 pm
    the point isnt that it isnt avacado its that they say whole avacado. so she does have a case.

    if you bought orange "juice" that was called whoel orange juice but had 2% orange juice in it, you couldnt say well ti has soem orange juice in it so its whole orange juice.

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    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 6:46 pm
    Shut up you retard. You`re wrong.
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    CheeseCar Male 13-17
    803 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 10:49 pm
    ....wow.
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    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 12:46 pm
    monktoast, they don`t say it`s whole avocado. The phrase used at the beginning of the article, "Wholly guacamole?" is what we call a "play on words". It`s like saying "Holy guacamole!" which is an expression of surprise. This woman is merely a greedy retard.
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    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 6:38 pm
    That`s funny.

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