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Date: 12/01/06 02:19 AM

85 Responses to Japanese Milk Commercial

  1. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 2:16 am
    Link: Japanese Milk Commercial - What kind of subtle message are they trying to send women?
  2. Profile photo of reb0rn4never
    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 2:21 am
    Now that`s quality advertisement
  3. Profile photo of Tanzeder
    Tanzeder Male 30-39
    98 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 2:26 am
    sub·tle (stl)

    1. a.So slight as to be difficult to detect or
    describe; elusive.
    b. Difficult to understand; abstruse

    Nope, this video fails to be subtle.

  4. Profile photo of DarthKarnage
    DarthKarnage Male 18-29
    128 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 2:27 am
    I was hoping it was going to have something to do with blowjobs. Oh well. lol
  5. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 2:42 am
    erm her boobs grow so what?
  6. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 2:51 am
    Those wacky japanese commercials! Was the message osteoporosis, rickets...periodontal disease?

    j/k, I`m feeling sarcast-i-rific tonight

  7. Profile photo of monorail
    monorail Male 18-29
    82 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 3:11 am
    Tanzeder, you`re a dumba.ss. You seriously can`t see that he was being sarcastic.
  8. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 4:06 am
    No one is ever sarcastic on IAB threads.
  9. Profile photo of Tanzeder
    Tanzeder Male 30-39
    98 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 4:28 am
    Monorail, you`re a dumba.ss. You seriously can`t see that I was being sarcastic.
  10. Profile photo of engelbert
    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 5:57 am
    If that`s what drinking milk does, then I better stop before my boobs explode or something. x_x
  11. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 6:12 am
    OMG!! mwoihahahahaha!! roflmao!!
  12. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 6:15 am
    isnt it easier to feed a child with a bottle?
  13. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 6:18 am
    Men, stop drinking milk. That`s how man boobs develop.
  14. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 6:29 am
    Good thing I don`t drink milk...
  15. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 6:42 am
    Tanzeder, props on your comeback to monorail.
  16. Profile photo of djdaphalgan
    djdaphalgan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 8:24 am
    Does beer do a same kind of thing for men?
  17. Profile photo of superdeduper
    superdeduper Male 13-17
    2 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 8:54 am
    I think i speak for all girl loving men when I say,"If only!"
  18. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 8:55 am
    wow...just wow...
  19. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
    800 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 9:10 am
    lol tanzeder monorail is an idiot.... im giving my girlfriend milk more often :P
  20. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 9:42 am
    uh, k?
  21. Profile photo of Timicus
    Timicus Male 18-29
    70 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 9:57 am
    Sometimes I wonder if I was actually Japanese all these insane Japanese TV clips would make sense to me.

    Or maybe everyone in Japan just likes to say the equivalent of "WHAT THE F------?" when they turn on the tube?

    Anyone on here from Japan?

  22. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 9:59 am
    Yay! Abuse those cows! Drink more milk!
  23. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 10:00 am
    PETA would have a fit.
  24. Profile photo of bubba_gum
    bubba_gum Male 13-17
    278 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 10:49 am
    i hate hard ass wannabes like you tanzeder
  25. Profile photo of LovexChelsey
    LovexChelsey Female 13-17
    193 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:10 am
    "No one is ever sarcastic on IAB threads."

    Ha.I take it as you haven`t met me before.

  26. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:14 am
    lol
  27. Profile photo of carnivia2
    carnivia2 Female 13-17
    86 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:34 am
    The japanese question (?) at the end made me think ``Got Milk?``
    for some reason :-P
  28. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:47 am
    Ooooooookkkk.... o_O
  29. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:49 am
    Well then, I`m buying my girlfriend a cow for xmas.
  30. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:51 am
    this is a gay vid.
  31. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 12:16 pm
    That would make weird babies.
  32. Profile photo of tawnymw1988
    tawnymw1988 Female 18-29
    207 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 1:13 pm
    ... Must... drink... milk... No, wait... *looks down*
  33. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    well.. that was lame
  34. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 1:33 pm
    Man, if only that were true...My aunt told me to eat lots of peanut butter to make my boobs grow, when I was a kid...I don`t think it worked very well. :-(
  35. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 2:07 pm
    Got Breast?
  36. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    585 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 2:13 pm
    So THAT`S why I don`t drink milk...
    ...or is that the other way round?
  37. Profile photo of Aelia
    Aelia Female 18-29
    129 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 2:17 pm
    Aw, come on...you have to milk the cows. Otherwise it causes them undue pain and suffering because their udders are all full.

    In other news, that commercial was hysterical.

  38. Profile photo of glitter bitc
    glitter bitc Female 13-17
    496 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 2:23 pm
    ok that was interesting...
  39. Profile photo of retarderd
    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 2:53 pm
    then wat will happen if men drink milk
  40. Profile photo of snapplemouse
    snapplemouse Female 13-17
    160 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 3:38 pm
    then wat will happen if men drink milk
    ----
    Did you not read the man boob post?
  41. Profile photo of retarderd
    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 3:47 pm
    maby if men drink milk it will grow down there
  42. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    ^I wish.
  43. Profile photo of Unanswered
    Unanswered Male 13-17
    239 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 4:02 pm
    Ok..........
  44. Profile photo of mrowr
    mrowr Female 13-17
    44 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 4:05 pm
    o.o;;
  45. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 4:06 pm
    lol. if only.
  46. Profile photo of rap2dat2001
    rap2dat2001 Male 13-17
    334 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 4:49 pm
    got milk?

    ;-)

  47. Profile photo of bobolison
    bobolison Male 13-17
    25 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    ok...that was a waist of 30 seconds of my life... )-|
  48. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 4:58 pm
    STOP GIVING YOUR BABIES MILK!!! NOW! STOP RIGHT NOW!!!
  49. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 5:09 pm
    yep,it`s a crazy world out there in japan
    every 4 seconds someones breasts explode at any location
  50. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 7:09 pm
    wtf why does IAB except these videos?
    IAB is seriously dieing..
  51. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 7:20 pm
    "Ha.I take it as you haven`t met me before."
    Well...just to let you know...he`s being sarcastic
  52. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 7:43 pm
    Everyone should stop combating sarcastic remarks with more sarcasm because this is getting ridiculous.
    As for the vid, oh come on. Now my boobs are jealous.
  53. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 7:53 pm
    lol.....
  54. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 8:27 pm
    I do not wanna know what the heck they were thinking at the time.
  55. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 9:01 pm
    I saw that, and I was like "Yeah right!!" My whole freakin` family (all like 1,000 aunts and cousins) drink milk everyday, and lots of it. And do there boobs grow like that? Nooo way. And I`M a mexican lol
  56. Profile photo of mollyluv77
    mollyluv77 Female 13-17
    81 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 9:56 pm
    wow.
  57. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 10:04 pm
    Ahahaha... That was funny.

    Everyone in this post keeps trading sarcastic remarks... but none are very sarcastic. More like stupid.

  58. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:23 pm
    Stupid!
  59. Profile photo of happy_hippie
    happy_hippie Female 13-17
    140 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:29 pm
    Got boobs?

    *looks down*
    yep

    lol

  60. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:35 pm
    I want one for a guy
  61. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:51 pm
    false advertiseing! or is it not milk... maybe the japs made sliacone drinkable!


    Oh and LoveXChelsey ... it was a sarcastic remark.

  62. Profile photo of Ultran128
    Ultran128 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 12:11 am
    I`m giving every girl in my school a glass of milk! Then I shall choose, Mwuahahahahahahahaha
  63. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 12:37 am
    If I drink milk, will I get man boobs or pecs of steel?
  64. Profile photo of brittbrat123
    brittbrat123 Female 18-29
    199 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 2:47 am
    i`m sure pecs of steal would be nice ;)

    ultran, grow up...that was such an immature comment...

  65. Profile photo of mrsptrmurphy
    mrsptrmurphy Female 13-17
    58 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 4:18 am
    *starts drinking milk*

    ...

    *a lot of it*

  66. Profile photo of eyesore
    eyesore Female 13-17
    170 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 4:51 am
    WTF? Ah the world of Japanese advertisments grows ever stranger.
  67. Profile photo of stereotypic
    stereotypic Male 18-29
    356 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 4:53 am
    Get my wife some. NOW.
  68. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    @Tanzder:

    i·ro·ny

    1.
    1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
    2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
    3. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See synonyms at wit1.
    2.
    1. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: “Hyde noted the irony of Ireland`s copying the nation she most hated” (Richard Kain).
    2. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity.


    However, that can`t be real!

  69. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 4:53 pm
    message from ad?

    drink soy milk because this stuff is so toxic, your likely to have a severe allergic reaction, and suffer from freakish swelling. put the milk down, run

  70. Profile photo of fire_frog
    fire_frog Male 18-29
    228 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 5:41 pm
    Lol Man Boobs = Moobs
  71. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 6:35 pm
    *snort*
    "Milk, It does a body good", came to mind.
    No doubt men came up with this ~~

  72. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 9:18 pm
    The Japanese are seriously weird.
    this one was stupid
  73. Profile photo of mrseamonkey
    mrseamonkey Male 13-17
    137 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 12:26 am
    Man, I milk needs the required drink for women everywhere. And have you seen the American milk commercial where they say dairy can lessen the symptoms of PMS? Thats a perfect woman right there! Big ( . Y . )`s and not as P---y!
  74. Profile photo of kirby_rules
    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 3:13 am
    Mmmmm... Wow.
  75. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 4:49 am
    not so subtle lol.
  76. Profile photo of schmexie
    schmexie Female 13-17
    351 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 7:24 am
    what the f*~@%$!!
  77. Profile photo of SH0WERdance
    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
    411 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 11:38 am
    hahaha that`s wicked funny. i wonder what type of "genious" thought that one up?
  78. Profile photo of ghurt
    ghurt Male 13-17
    7 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 5:50 pm
    Probaly one who can spell it.

    Lol just joking showerdance :P

  79. Profile photo of taiiwannn
    taiiwannn Female 13-17
    1 post
    December 3, 2006 at 10:31 pm
    ok so i`m chinese. and like japanese is almost the same as chinese but its somewhat different.

    from what i can read, it says
    `cow *japenese character* *japanese character*
    big good *japanese character*

    :] yeahh... we need someone japanese.


    btw, i`ve been on here for like a year and i finally decided to join :]

  80. Profile photo of Oceana
    Oceana Female 18-29
    27 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 10:52 pm
    Can you imagine if that could actually happen?
    No, serious. Just think about it.. o.o;
  81. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 4:52 pm
    ^ oceana, ya lol.... 1 moth-old babies with huge
    ( . Y . )`s....
  82. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 4:54 pm
    Month*

    WOOOOOO
    gimme a 4!
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  83. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 4:55 pm
    ^ oceana, ya lol.... 1 moth-old babies with huge
    ( . Y . )`s....
  84. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 17, 2007 at 7:00 pm
    O..k
  85. Profile photo of Intensified
    Intensified Female 13-17
    13 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 5:38 am
    uhhmm.... k then. ._.

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