How to Poop

Submitted by: zestron 10 years ago in Funny

This is exactly like my potty training experience.
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Male 1,051
Accursed Copyrights...
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Male 564
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Benesse Corporation.
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Male 71
no longer available.
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Female 2,244
That was so hilarious ... no wonder Japanese kids are all f*cked up!
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Female 1,470
The damn kid at the end made me piss my pants. THAT WAS DAMN HILLARIOUS!
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Male 144
i wish my turds would giggle and say bye!!!
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Male 291
Yup disturbing as hell...
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Male 62
that was disturbing as hell...
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Male 2
so funny
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Female 289
Right ok.
That little tiger thing you press by the loo roll! How unsanitary. Think of all of the germs on the button. Hopefully he`ll wipe his bum bum after pressing the red one.
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Female 152
Okay... what the hell?! If that`s how a potty training experience goes, then I`m glad I can`t remember a second of it. Eww.
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Male 44
this disturbs me to no end
it gives me nightmares
oh yeah btw, nintendo lied Zelda is the Twilight Princess
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Female 129
we-ell.... @_@ Makes me wanna sing this the next time I go to toilet.... -_-"
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Female 199
It`s fairly obvious what the handlebars are for. It`s so you can`t see the little kid soldier and keeps this from being kiddie porn. We didn`t need to see the little tiger`s soldier either though...
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Male 383
This is a repost. Still funny though.
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Female 403
that kid is going to get beat the f*ck up when he`s older. " were you the toilet kid?"
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Female 160
Dancing Doodie!
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Male 84
looks like hes saying hail hitlar their 4 a sec
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Male 128
Talk about nsfw
I saw a little tiger wee wee
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Male 734
Is this a training video, or furry scat porn?
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Male 1,386
lol!!!! amazingly, this is how i learned too.
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Female 13
How to pooh It is so cute I love it
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Female 99
haha that cracked me up! my friend thought i was going crazy xD
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Male 72
Ooooooh,thats nasty.
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Male 132
Rofl he waved to his poop.
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Male 110
i had a dream like this
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Female 375
Everyone sing now:

Sheee-pap-pap, shee-pap, shee-pap!

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Male 251
What the f*ck did I just see. Im blinded for life!!!!
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Female 943
WOW.
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Male 42
lol my turds do that!jks
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Male 107
Why was the tiger`s thing showing (alot).
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Male 85
oh. my. god.
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Female 32
YayYYyYy He got is BIG boy pantsssss
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Female 77
That is disturbing beyond belief.
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Female 49
if my toilet or my bm`s or pee started talking to me .. i would be checking into the nearest mental ward !!! they`d be taking me away in a straight jacket !!!
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Male 724
I draw the line at when my toliet starts talking to me...

Id be out getting a new toliet by the hour.

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Male 317
.....WTF
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Male 15
disturbing and IM ASIAN
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Female 242
that was absolutely rediculous.
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Male 29
WTF asian people are so crazy!
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Female 96
Haha, that was the most adorable potty training video ever. Little tiger kid!!
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Male 95
At the end the kid was all EHEHEMEMHMMHAEHHEHEMEMMEHEHEEEEEEEHHHHHH
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Male 616
I`m not sure if anyone mentioned this or not, but I think this is a repost.
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Male 447
hahahaha omg japanaese ppl are hilarious
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Male 1,263
repost...
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Male 1,066
Ha....
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Female 157
repost from June, but still cute in a weird japanese way ^.^
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Female 2,084
oh wow. that was just weird.
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Male 38
[poop scene]
Kid: Eh, my ass feels weird
Father: When it feels weird , what does it mean?
--Noise of japanese word for feeling weird--
Kid: I need to poop
Kid: Im going to the toilet
Toilet: Ok, let`s do our best to do a poop!
--Song Starts--
Doing a poop, Unn ( japanese word for pushing out poop or grunting ) followed by PaPa ( no meaning )
--Song ends--
Kid: I did a poop!
Parents: Good job Shimajiro!
Father: Wipe your ass
Kid: Bye bye poop!
-At the sink-
Kid: Ah it feels better!
-After-
kid: I did a poop in the toilet didnt I dad
Father: Yes, that was great, and from today you can wear pants!
-In living room-
Kid: Pants feel good!
Kid: Let`s be pants man together!
--Lead into scene with the real kid on the toilet--
RealKid: Toilet Toilet Toilet!
RealKid: Press the blue button
Machine: Pee? Poop?
Realkid: Poop!
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RealKid: I did it!
RealKid: Press the red button
Machine: You did great!
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Male 38
this is from the coments from the last time this got posted

TitleScreen: Pants Man went to the toilet
Kid: Poo Poo ( sound of car horn in japanese )
Kid: My stomache feels weird
Mother: When your stomache feels weird what does it mean?
After a few moments of the japanese sound for feeling weird-
Kid: I need to pee
Kid: I`m going to the toilet
Toilet: OK , shall we start
Kid: I need to pee
Toilet: Ok, Sit on me
Kid: Unn ( meaning ok )
Parents: Shimajiro , lets do our best together!
Kid: Unn
(Break into song)
All together: Doing a pee - Shee ( the sound of peeing) pa pa ( no meaning ) - repeat --
(song finishes)
Pee: Yahoo!
Kid: I did a pee!
All together: Hooray Hooray!
Kid: Bye Bye pee!
Kid starts washing hands--------
Mother: You did a pee in the toilet didnt you?!
Kid: Unn ( yes ) laughs***

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Male 49
hahahahah! the end is funny they sold a toy that sings a song about how to crap
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Female 341
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Talking toilet!!!! Talking pee!!!! Talking poo!!!! Man, japenese are messed up sometimes. Only they could make poo adorable...

hee hee... sparkly pan pan pansuma!!!!

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Male 308
That part with the kid making that face is really scary. lol
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Male 95
This is why Japan lost the war. And they haven`t learned a goddamned thing.
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Male 308
Sorry to hear that you had such a scary experience zestron. lol That toilet is kinda scary with the eyes. I assume that experience has left you mentally scarred. lol
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Male 138
i didnt blink the whole time...
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Male 561
yup 2nd repost so far repost
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Female 986
The toilet has a waterfall O.o lol he was modest at first then he just wandered around baring all XD
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Male 109
wtf was with the victory music after the kid took a dump?
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Male 107
Very funny and the kid holding a bar that was too funny.
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Male 217
freaks me out
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Male 217
wtf
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Female 65
Wow. I wish confetti would come out of a ball every time I took a crap. Very funny!
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Male 5
I love how all the people posting in here, don`t seem to understand the extremely large difference of Japanese culture. Considering they`d all think you`re extremely weird for commenting on how weird something like this is.
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Male 799
ok uh... wow that was incredibly strange (especially the end)
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Male 11,739
I still sing every time I take a crap. I sing it in Japanese too, just like I learned it when I was a kid.
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Male 9
Oh....dear....god....my eyes!!!! *Puts gun to head and shoots* That was....very interesting.
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Female 454
So that`s how it`s done! Wow, they just explain it to you so clearly, in conveniant Japenese!

Imagine that kid when he`s 14 and has to look at this. Poor thing will be horrified. Just like Nintendo and Pokemon kid.

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Female 7
repost
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Female 357
What is up with all of the links lately from kontraband? Just post the site.
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Male 69
Damn, we are so behind in this technology stuff. Not only do they have walking robots, but they also have little playback machines to tech children to poop. Geez, when will the rest of the world be able to catch up?
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Male 1,078
wtf?
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Female 316
LOL, love the way the kid yells "yatta" at the end like Hiro on Heroes because he`s proud of himself!
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Female 193
that is a big fat REPOST
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Male 23
Needs a translation
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Male 623
rofl these posts are funnier than the link, and the link was hilarious! "Why does the kid need handlebars to poop" "I never got the ball of confetti when i successfully pooped", but babii`s first sentence made me think of jamaljones.... *shivers* those were dark days...
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Male 1,725
repost but still worth watching
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Female 690
Wow when I was potty training I also took drugs so that I saw taking toilets, singing tigers and confetti too!
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Female 240
R_U_Kidding, well said!
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Male 663
...I`m not even touching this one...
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Male 101
ha... exactly like my potty training... except i didnt say bye to mt poo.


go peptobismo!

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Female 460
lol i like that song.
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Female 1,095
LOL! I rememebr that. Japan is so fun.
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Male 4,393
techiebob
Female, 18-29, Western US
2 Posts Wednesday, December 13, 2006 2:37:49 AM
that was so incredibly disturbing, yet i couldn`t look away.


me too :(

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Female 441
was dat a handle on the toilet wit dat kid?????Poop so hard ya gotta hold on to a bar???wow. and why was his pee not yellow?
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Female 29
damn.it changed my sh*t to poo.grr...
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Female 29
seen it,but still funny as poo.pun intended.can someone translate like on the other posting of this?
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Female 29
repost.
but the end is still
the greatest.
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Female 1,596
Sooo poop is happy when it gets flushed?
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Female 1,007
Oh God, I thought the cartoon was horrid and then the kid came out...
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Male 1
i wish i had a talking toilet....
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Male 1,496
That right kids you to can have skin tight short shorts all you need to do is learn how to poop.
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Male 15
um...ok
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Female 51
sooo wrong!
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Male 274
HAPPY POO!!!
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Male 26
Who would sing about crapping? It`s just wrong.
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Male 74
I want a pic of the dancing turd for my avatar. This was funny as hell.
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Female 117
U could see his sausage... lol and did u see that kid... uhhhhhhhhh ah (in japanese) i did a poop! yay now lets party.
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Female 11
OMG XD Creepy how the little tiger waved goodbye to his feces.
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Male 99
that was wrong in so many ways...
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Female 2,552
Repost, but still funny .. and strange.
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Female 797
Where did his pants go when he washed his hands?!?!
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Female 444
Endings werid O.o
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Male 1,360
I would give ANYTHING to defecate in a talking toilet
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Female 67
strangest thing i`ve seen in a while. the bobbing turd was nasty but suprisingly funny...oh the japanese!
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Female 878
The child at the end was unnessesary.
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Male 70
What the... indeed
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Male 1,092
What the...
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Male 1,364
HAHAHAHAHAA POOOP!!
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Female 1,065
that toilet was single handedly the cutest thing I have ever seen o_o
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Male 425
What is up with these dorky little Japanese kids and their peace signs?
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Male 1,152
uhhh...yea...o-o-o-k...
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Male 71
WTF? Why did they show the kid at the end--that`s just all kinds of creepy.

Though I loved how anthropomorphised everything was in the cartoon--I mean, a talking toilet and poop with a face? That`s just brilliant.

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Male 59
The bit where the kid gets his pants reminds me of a RPG. You have gained pants of +5 to toilet training!
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Female 501
ah... those crazy japanese
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Female 20
disturbing, yet cute. I laughed quite a few times. God bless the Japanese and their ability to be funny in everything they do.
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Female 86
woah
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Female 406
that was cute...but seriously, what the fish?
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Female 243
Why do I want to see a little chinise kid bein constipated?
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Male 19
The end when the kid gives the peace/number 2 sign made me think of how in anime cartoons they always do that when they do something good. Too bad there weren`t flashing colors or happy faces.
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Female 11
Did we really have to see the litle boy pooping in the toilet at the end? When he grows up,he`s never gonna live that one down!!
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Male 1,083
yeah, I don`t need to see constipated children at this time in the day :P
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Male 988
how does he manage to completely take off his trousers with his boots still on?!

oh, of course, it`s a cartoon..

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Female 148
bye bye pee !
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Female 134
"only the japanese could make poop cute"

Umm...Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo...ring any bells? He should be popping up soon again too lol.

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Male 731
okaaayyyy...
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Female 124
the last time this was posted someone translated it in the comments. It wuz funny, but I can`t remember any of it now.
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Female 340
that was really diturbing. I think, that is the only video that I do not need a translation for or would even want one for. The kid at the end...too much info there. At least the tiger was cute.
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Female 229
This is the best video I`ve seen in a long time. The part with the constipated human kid is priceless.
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Male 196
I`m surprised no one posted a translation. I have a feeling if we had a translation it would be a lot more disturbing. Also why does the kid need handlebars while pooping?
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Female 339
Bhahahahahaha.. fun :)


But was it really nesseccary to have a REAL kid pretending to take a crap at the end?

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Male 38
I was just about to say "WTF he isn`t wearing pants and you can actually make out his genitals" but then 2 minutes in, he gets pants. I feel depraved now, I never got the ball that opens up showering confetti on me after I successfully took a poo.
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Male 459
most parents tell thier kids to take a cr@p or no cookies as a snack....
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Male 459
1.the kids on crack if he thinks his toilet can talk 2. i wish my turds would wave me goodbye....
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Male 405
I think the little tiger should wear his pants, i mean honestly who doesn`t wear pants when they wash thier hands.....still freakin hilarious nonetheless
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Female 211
This was reallllly cute! I didn`t find it disturbing at all. I know not all parents sing songs and things to their children when they`re being potty-trained, but it`s still cute. :)
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Female 301
Yeah, peace to you too, kid. I never got confetti.
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Male 1
For someone who actually knows japanese. it`s even funnier than if you have no idea what`s going on.

they are singing, songs about peeing and pooping. thats awesome

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Male 236
`f*cking`
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Male 236
thats so drating funny and yet so disturbing
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Male 4,246
Off-topic: When somebody on here says "repost," they usually mean "I think the original poster should have done a bit of research, to make sure this hasn`t already been posted. The `search` field is on the left, between `categories` and `editor`s picks.` Please be more aware of what you plan to post in the future. Thank you! :-D "

I personally wouldn`t say that, `cause this clip is all-new to me.

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Female 30
Holy crap the toilet talks! I dont know what I found weirder, the dancing poo inside the bowel or the talking toilet.
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Male 4,246
I find myself wondering if this video actually helps in potty-training. It might be worthwhile bringing it to North America, if so. Some parents tend to get a bit anal (sorry for the pun) about bathroom matters.
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Female 284
WTF
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Male 1,461
reb0rn4never, Actually I believe it was more of question than of a "shouting". Seems your the one shouting. If you`ll notice, Bekll even used the ever popular question mark? And I had the same question. Which lolakitty72 was kind enough to answer (thank you lolakitty). Now we all know that it is a repost. If anyone says it after this, feel free to yell at them.

I only wrote this because you asked........twice.

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Male 468
when the father was wiping his son`s a$$, thats when it got really disturbing...and yea, the oriental at the end was constipated...didnt need to see that
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Male 555
As of right now only 10 people have posted on this thread, but notice how the link already has 400 hits...

It`s obvious there`s thousands of people besides you who visit this site who havn`t seen this yet, so honestly what the hell is the point in shouting `REPOST`? I`m serious, someone please tell me.

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Female 395
What the hell?? That`s disturbing...scary. Scince when do toilets talk? Where can I get a talking toilet? Actually...that`d be sort of freaky. Plus, it had eyes. It`d watch you use the potty. Sick. That thing had a little penis, and if my parents stood over me while I was using the rest room, and sang, I`d shoot myself. Full Metal Jacket style...right on the toilet. What the hell!
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Male 555
Wow why does everyone need to point out the fact that it`s a repost? I just don`t understand.. Can someone PLEASE tell me what`s the point of saying it????
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Female 229
Haha! A dancing p00. Only the Japanese can make poop cute.

I think this would scare me as a child.

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Male 897
Remember back when everytime we pooped confetti would drop down and synthesized trumpets would blare? Sometimes I miss being a kid. Ahhh, how my underwear used to sparkle..
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Female 1,972
It is a repost...but worth a second look.
The japanese have the ability to make anything cute.
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Male 1,461
Bekll, I was thinking the same thing.
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Female 6
that was so incredibly disturbing, yet i couldn`t look away.
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Male 1,461
Wow, happy feces!

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Female 1,984
Isn`t this a repost? I`ve seen this SO many times.
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Male 2,513
Orientals are soo weird.
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Female 29
Link: How to Poop [Rate Link] - This is exactly like my potty training experience.
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