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66 Responses to How to be the perfect boyfriend

  1. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:18 pm
    Link: How to be the perfect boyfriend - Some tips for the guys.
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    miss-spawn Female 18-29
    249 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 11:31 pm
    That would be nice, I guess.
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    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 2:37 am
    hehe a tutorial on how to be a good man... i pity the fool... O.o
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    bubba_gum Male 13-17
    278 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 2:37 am
    don`t even try guys, no matter how much you try girls always think they are right and you are wrong.
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    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 3:06 am
    ok... Liek anyone would even listen to this... anyways this made me more bored than i allready am..
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    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 3:16 am
    Body slam! The last tip was the only one I liked...
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 3:20 am
    Tip 2 was good. "Make her friends your friends" so you`ll have "someone on the inside" is good advice. When she calls them mad at you and they like you, they won`t verbally abuse you (at least not as much).
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 3:22 am
    Really, I think it was all good advice. If you want a good woman, you`ve got to be a good man.
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    eyesore Female 13-17
    170 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 4:47 am
    OMG hilarious. I love the guy`s expressions. Especially when it says "Suprise her" and he slams through the door. Damn scary.
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    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 4:51 am
    o_O Kinda scary...
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 4:52 am
    Sorry ladies... skeevy stoners jsut canot whithold hour intestinal fortitude. I`m won`t be uncomfortable and hold in a fart just to appease someone else, if I feel a rumbling the best ill do is leave the room.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 4:52 am
    *I not i`m (not that I can speel or anything)
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    ganglion Male 40-49
    27 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 6:03 am
    Reminds me of me... when I visited that lateral universe and bumped into myself.
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 7:19 am
    lol

    i remember this actually on Radio1, they mocked it.

    There was another one about how to chat someone up on a train, one point being "When standing and they are sitting, try not to position your crotch in front of their face"

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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 7:19 am
    lol
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    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 8:45 am
    ^ lol nice
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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 9:20 am
    I find the order of the list amusing.

    1. Listen
    2. Friends and Family
    3. Be a man
    4. Great sex
    5. surprise her
    6. Be hygienic
    7. Faithfulness

    Shouldn`t 6 and 7 be the first two followed by the rest? I just think that`s a little amusing.

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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 9:33 am
    ahhh now i see. but, bushwah
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    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 9:38 am
    boring.
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    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 10:56 am
    LMAO! that was funny
    I knea guy the first time I met him he told me that he rather not shower he usaly just sprays himself with calone and picks up his clothes of the floor. He also told me that he stays up all night eating pizza like all night... I am like umm yah.. and your name is? lol
  21. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 11:16 am
    Heres one simple step to be the perfect boyfriend: Money

    I`ll leave it at that.

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    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 11:16 am
    i like his wild sex bed jump
  23. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 11:28 am
    Too bad most women look for guys that are abusive to them, so this guide is pretty much trash. Women are also more shallow than men when it comes to what their mate should look like, but that is also IMHO.

    And "Be a man" shouldn`t mean "call her at work" or anything like that. It should mean beating the ever loving **** out of anyone who dares to look at your girlfriend wrong. It doesn`t take cojones to get your girl flowers.

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    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 11:39 am
    Maelstrom_x your wrong about girls being shallow when it comes to looks.
    I don`t care at all. All my ex`s look differnt form each other fat to thin short to tall. Looks go away eventualy, its all about personaility. Don`t be such a jurk okie?
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 11:51 am
    Power balad xD
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    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 11:55 am
    lol that was pretty funny
    not wrong either
  27. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 12:28 pm
    Obviously, Maelstrom, you have no idea what women want.
    Yes, there are girls who are in abusive relationships, but that`s not who those particular men are when they first meet them. It`s vicious cycle of "Oh, I love you, forgive me," and the whole buying her flower, etc, and then it goes into a "Rawr, you can`t do that" and smacking them across the face.
    And most of the girls I know don`t look for a guy because of their looks. Yes, we have our eye-candy, but if the guy`s an ass, then we`re not going for it.
    It`s sweet when a guy will do a random act of kindess for his girl. It shows that he really cares, and he`s not just going to be nice to get out of trouble.
    I don`t like overly-protective guys. I can take care of myself, thank you.
    You have a very... tainted view of what women want. You act like you maybe got hurt recently? Or maybe all the women you know are whores.
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    ultra-bored Male 13-17
    101 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 1:12 pm
    deoderent is for after the shower not instead of it hahahahahahaha
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    newgurl50112 Female 13-17
    81 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 1:31 pm
    ^^^ that was my favorite part :-)
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    demontoast Female 18-29
    22 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 1:31 pm
    I hate when people are ignorant about the real nature of abusive relationships....Maelstrom. If you took a few training courses on domestic violence or sexual assault you might be able to form a more intelligent and sympathetic opinion.

    <<Works at YWCA

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    cheapnbeefy Female 18-29
    70 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 3:18 pm
    stupidest post i`ve ever seen.
  32. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 4:03 pm
    I LOVED HER SEXXY ACCENT! IS SHE BRITISH? ENGLISH?

    HEY LORAH LOVE YOUR NEW PIC

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    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 4:16 pm
    So what if i just want a one night Fu(k then never see her again. does that mean i can skip some steps?
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    zoinks Male 13-17
    438 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 5:19 pm
    remember guys deoderant is fro after the shower not insted of it
    lol
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    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 5:51 pm
    Good effort, though how many guys will really follow through? :-?
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    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    Their facial expression were absolutely priceless. lmao
  37. Profile photo of jo_ero
    jo_ero Male 13-17
    78 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 6:39 pm
    I already do all of this, but it is still good advice.
  38. Profile photo of xdonutx
    xdonutx Female 13-17
    223 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 8:12 pm
    Oh yeah, if only guys would follow that. Especially the hygiene part (it`s not considered superficial or shallow if a girl rejects you because you smell, so do your best and please don`t offend)

    and maelstrom, what is wrong with you? guys like you are what is wrong with the world. such ignorance..

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    super890 Female 13-17
    116 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 9:49 pm
    ummm that was a waste of 3 minutes of my life. I will now go gash my eyes out with hot knives. Have a nice day.
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    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 3:30 am
    Mmm...
    I already know how to be the perfect boyfriend. Be repectful, be nice, and be suportive. This basicly sums everything up.

    I`m romantic. I`m polite. I give people space if they need it. I`m always there if you need a shoulder to cry on. I`m always there to take you out to that french restaruant down the street. I stick up for what I beleive in. I dont let people push others around. I`m clean. I`m groomed. I`m formal. I`m social. I always have space for new friends in my life.

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    tofurkey Female 13-17
    48 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 3:31 am
    So where`s the guide for girls? Seriously, I only ever see guides for guys.
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    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 5:21 am
    ^I hate to say it, but girls don`t need advice. Girls need a reason to have sex; guys just need a place. I got that from City Slickers, but it`s still true. As for the clip: finally, practical advice I can really use! Thank you!
  43. Profile photo of Trigger09
    Trigger09 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 10:56 am
    I`m sorry I am going to have to watch this video again but I didn`t listen the women. xD

    Seriously, to much work. xD

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    charmingman Male 18-29
    146 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 11:16 am
    i thought that was quite funny.

    I liked the bit where it said you should learn your girlfriend`s friends names; so you dont say things like "oh the fat one"

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    Casta44 Male 13-17
    89 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 11:42 am
    I couls use that, but its only for when ur already in a stable relationship( old too )
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    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    You know, this entire video could`ve been condenced into one single step: Don`t get a girlfriend in the first place.
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    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 3:11 pm
    "So where`s the guide for girls? Seriously, I only ever see guides for guys."

    That`s because women think we`re the stupid ones when it comes to relationships.

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    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    "And most of the girls I know don`t look for a guy because of their looks. Yes, we have our eye-candy, but if the guy`s an ass, then we`re not going for it."

    That`s BS and you know it. If you chicks never go for eye candy, why don`t you ever see nerds with dates? Or obese guys with dates?

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    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 3:48 pm
    I can answer the first one, nerds are too busy playing world of warcraft.
  50. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 4:16 pm
    I`d just like to express how surprised i am that some of you have taken this seriously, its meant to be light hearted, not a full on debate.
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    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 5:06 pm
    oh shut up bubba gum
  52. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 6:26 pm
    Girls aren`t that complicated. Seriously, is it that hard to say `your pretty` and give us flowers?
  53. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 6:58 pm
    "Girls aren`t that complicated."

    Uh yeah...You keep telling yourself that.

  54. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 7:02 pm
    this is so true and easy to follow that I can`t belive some guys don`t understand.
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    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 8:18 pm
    thanks AFTERSHOCK
    and boxtop you think that girls never date nerds or big guys again you haven`t seen any off my ex`s.
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    v_wilkes85
    246 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 9:26 pm
    How to be the perfect GIRLFRIEND:
    STEP
    1. STOP TRYING TO CHANGE US!!!
    2. STOP TRYING TO CHANGE US!!!
    3. STOP TRYING TO CHANGE US!!!
    4. STOP TRYING TO CHANGE US!!!
    5. STOP TRYING TO CHANGE US!!!
    6. STOP TRYING TO CHANGE US!!!
    and last but not least;
    7. STOP TRYING TO CHANGE US!!!
  57. Profile photo of boredchick19
    boredchick19 Female 13-17
    228 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 10:27 pm
    lol i found that amusing.
  58. Profile photo of skating247
    skating247 Female 13-17
    268 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 10:49 pm
    i would hope all of those r common scense but somehow to a lot they r not.
  59. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 8:03 am
    after first

    `how to be the perfect boyfriend` part, i quit

    wtf mah sis in next room she think im desperate or somethin

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    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 8:15 am
    Im with skating247 on this one
  61. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 6:08 pm
    Sound albeit common sense advice, though still it`s too much work. Women are far too talkative.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 11:16 pm
    /sigh me to kirby. but women do tend to avoid the good guys like us and go for guys who arent alwasy abusive but tend to be jerks, pretty jerks
  63. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 5:21 am
    I find it interesting that some guys often complain of women only liking the jerks, when it could simply be that the only girls they notice/like are the girls who like the jerks.

    Anyway, the key is not jerkiness, but confidence.

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    joolia Female 13-17
    272 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 11:03 pm
    man, judging from the ocmments on this thing, some guys are REALLY bitter.
  65. Profile photo of Gammon_Rod
    Gammon_Rod Male 13-17
    431 posts
    December 21, 2006 at 6:28 pm
    That guy`s expressions were the only funny parts of it
  66. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 3:40 pm
    Yes.
    These should be laws.
    Except the calling at work thing. No one likes that.

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