How to be the perfect boyfriend

Submitted by: mal_BB 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-be-the-perfect-boyfriend

Some tips for the guys.
There are 65 comments:
Female 878
Yes.
These should be laws.
Except the calling at work thing. No one likes that.
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Male 431
That guy`s expressions were the only funny parts of it
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Female 272
man, judging from the ocmments on this thing, some guys are REALLY bitter.
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Female 673
I find it interesting that some guys often complain of women only liking the jerks, when it could simply be that the only girls they notice/like are the girls who like the jerks.

Anyway, the key is not jerkiness, but confidence.

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Male 1,629
/sigh me to kirby. but women do tend to avoid the good guys like us and go for guys who arent alwasy abusive but tend to be jerks, pretty jerks
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Male 2,600
Sound albeit common sense advice, though still it`s too much work. Women are far too talkative.
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Female 339
Im with skating247 on this one
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Male 1,217
after first

`how to be the perfect boyfriend` part, i quit

wtf mah sis in next room she think im desperate or somethin

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Female 268
i would hope all of those r common scense but somehow to a lot they r not.
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Female 228
lol i found that amusing.
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Female 1,784
thanks AFTERSHOCK
and boxtop you think that girls never date nerds or big guys again you haven`t seen any off my ex`s.
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Female 1,697
this is so true and easy to follow that I can`t belive some guys don`t understand.
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Male 651
"Girls aren`t that complicated."

Uh yeah...You keep telling yourself that.

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Female 357
Girls aren`t that complicated. Seriously, is it that hard to say `your pretty` and give us flowers?
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Male 619
oh shut up bubba gum
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Male 1,231
I`d just like to express how surprised i am that some of you have taken this seriously, its meant to be light hearted, not a full on debate.
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Male 349
I can answer the first one, nerds are too busy playing world of warcraft.
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Male 651
"And most of the girls I know don`t look for a guy because of their looks. Yes, we have our eye-candy, but if the guy`s an ass, then we`re not going for it."

That`s BS and you know it. If you chicks never go for eye candy, why don`t you ever see nerds with dates? Or obese guys with dates?

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Male 651
"So where`s the guide for girls? Seriously, I only ever see guides for guys."

That`s because women think we`re the stupid ones when it comes to relationships.

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Male 651
You know, this entire video could`ve been condenced into one single step: Don`t get a girlfriend in the first place.
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Male 89
I couls use that, but its only for when ur already in a stable relationship( old too )
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Male 146
i thought that was quite funny.

I liked the bit where it said you should learn your girlfriend`s friends names; so you dont say things like "oh the fat one"

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Male 2
I`m sorry I am going to have to watch this video again but I didn`t listen the women. xD

Seriously, to much work. xD

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Male 1,014
^I hate to say it, but girls don`t need advice. Girls need a reason to have sex; guys just need a place. I got that from City Slickers, but it`s still true. As for the clip: finally, practical advice I can really use! Thank you!
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Female 48
So where`s the guide for girls? Seriously, I only ever see guides for guys.
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Male 280
Mmm...
I already know how to be the perfect boyfriend. Be repectful, be nice, and be suportive. This basicly sums everything up.

I`m romantic. I`m polite. I give people space if they need it. I`m always there if you need a shoulder to cry on. I`m always there to take you out to that french restaruant down the street. I stick up for what I beleive in. I dont let people push others around. I`m clean. I`m groomed. I`m formal. I`m social. I always have space for new friends in my life.

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Female 116
ummm that was a waste of 3 minutes of my life. I will now go gash my eyes out with hot knives. Have a nice day.
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Female 223
Oh yeah, if only guys would follow that. Especially the hygiene part (it`s not considered superficial or shallow if a girl rejects you because you smell, so do your best and please don`t offend)

and maelstrom, what is wrong with you? guys like you are what is wrong with the world. such ignorance..

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Male 78
I already do all of this, but it is still good advice.
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Female 600
Their facial expression were absolutely priceless. lmao
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Female 1,407
Good effort, though how many guys will really follow through? :-?
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Male 437
remember guys deoderant is fro after the shower not insted of it
lol
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Male 561
So what if i just want a one night Fu(k then never see her again. does that mean i can skip some steps?
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Male 2,781
I LOVED HER SEXXY ACCENT! IS SHE BRITISH? ENGLISH?

HEY LORAH LOVE YOUR NEW PIC

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Female 70
stupidest post i`ve ever seen.
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Female 22
I hate when people are ignorant about the real nature of abusive relationships....Maelstrom. If you took a few training courses on domestic violence or sexual assault you might be able to form a more intelligent and sympathetic opinion.

<<Works at YWCA

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Female 81
^^^ that was my favorite part :-)
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Male 101
deoderent is for after the shower not instead of it hahahahahahaha
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Female 670
Obviously, Maelstrom, you have no idea what women want.
Yes, there are girls who are in abusive relationships, but that`s not who those particular men are when they first meet them. It`s vicious cycle of "Oh, I love you, forgive me," and the whole buying her flower, etc, and then it goes into a "Rawr, you can`t do that" and smacking them across the face.
And most of the girls I know don`t look for a guy because of their looks. Yes, we have our eye-candy, but if the guy`s an ass, then we`re not going for it.
It`s sweet when a guy will do a random act of kindess for his girl. It shows that he really cares, and he`s not just going to be nice to get out of trouble.
I don`t like overly-protective guys. I can take care of myself, thank you.
You have a very... tainted view of what women want. You act like you maybe got hurt recently? Or maybe all the women you know are whores.
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Male 587
lol that was pretty funny
not wrong either
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Male 1,406
Power balad xD
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Female 1,784
Maelstrom_x your wrong about girls being shallow when it comes to looks.
I don`t care at all. All my ex`s look differnt form each other fat to thin short to tall. Looks go away eventualy, its all about personaility. Don`t be such a jurk okie?
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Male 1,882
Too bad most women look for guys that are abusive to them, so this guide is pretty much trash. Women are also more shallow than men when it comes to what their mate should look like, but that is also IMHO.

And "Be a man" shouldn`t mean "call her at work" or anything like that. It should mean beating the ever loving **** out of anyone who dares to look at your girlfriend wrong. It doesn`t take cojones to get your girl flowers.

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Female 1,071
i like his wild sex bed jump
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Male 888
Heres one simple step to be the perfect boyfriend: Money

I`ll leave it at that.

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Female 1,784
LMAO! that was funny
I knea guy the first time I met him he told me that he rather not shower he usaly just sprays himself with calone and picks up his clothes of the floor. He also told me that he stays up all night eating pizza like all night... I am like umm yah.. and your name is? lol
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Female 426
boring.
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Male 1,526
ahhh now i see. but, bushwah
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Male 1,225
I find the order of the list amusing.

1. Listen
2. Friends and Family
3. Be a man
4. Great sex
5. surprise her
6. Be hygienic
7. Faithfulness

Shouldn`t 6 and 7 be the first two followed by the rest? I just think that`s a little amusing.

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Female 873
^ lol nice
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Male 2,057
lol
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Male 2,057
lol

i remember this actually on Radio1, they mocked it.

There was another one about how to chat someone up on a train, one point being "When standing and they are sitting, try not to position your crotch in front of their face"

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Male 27
Reminds me of me... when I visited that lateral universe and bumped into myself.
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Male 2,513
*I not i`m (not that I can speel or anything)
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Male 2,513
Sorry ladies... skeevy stoners jsut canot whithold hour intestinal fortitude. I`m won`t be uncomfortable and hold in a fart just to appease someone else, if I feel a rumbling the best ill do is leave the room.
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Female 1,071
o_O Kinda scary...
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Female 170
OMG hilarious. I love the guy`s expressions. Especially when it says "Suprise her" and he slams through the door. Damn scary.
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Male 1,461
Really, I think it was all good advice. If you want a good woman, you`ve got to be a good man.
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Male 1,461
Tip 2 was good. "Make her friends your friends" so you`ll have "someone on the inside" is good advice. When she calls them mad at you and they like you, they won`t verbally abuse you (at least not as much).
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Female 694
Body slam! The last tip was the only one I liked...
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Male 701
ok... Liek anyone would even listen to this... anyways this made me more bored than i allready am..
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Male 278
don`t even try guys, no matter how much you try girls always think they are right and you are wrong.
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Male 610
hehe a tutorial on how to be a good man... i pity the fool... O.o
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Female 249
That would be nice, I guess.
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Male 1,231
Link: How to be the perfect boyfriend [Rate Link] - Some tips for the guys.
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